Fugget About It 318 - An Unmarried Bra Whisperer (Full Episode)

are you though back in the day keeping on God's good side was a big deal for wiseguys we racked up a lot of sense and our life expectancy was anybody's guess so you had to be ready wait a guy father Santino Meagan in the Holy Trinity also had a weakness for the holy trifecta [Applause] but he always lost which I figure it was God's Way of saying hey what the [ __ ] you doing so he borrowed from me and since good fellows never had a church this was a chance to bring Church to us bless me Father for I have sinned like [ __ ] crazy this week the convenience was undeniable especially when a gang war broke out crap now I got to go back in it was all part of keeping a slate clean with the man upstairs you confess to God and the feds you'll confess to anyone who'd listen your ratfink stoolie Judas she's got a point Jimmy shut up but if you think I got anything juicy to confess since I moved to this unholy ice cube forget about the friends of arsenic Jimmy I made the wise guy and the couple with the Gambini but when we found out they'd be whacking uncle Cheech they take the boss he threw him from the 19th floor sweet who are too much' long till the harp on once in dead Jimmy had no choice about the pocket wall the feds the feds will say they have that they could use him as a pawn so he ratted out his friends and move to Saskatchewan forget about it [Music] hey everybody guess what I'm a hundred years old that explains the dementia and the incontinence and the dementia I got a letter here from the prime minister congratulating me on my 100th birthday Cheech you're not that old think about it when were you born all's I know is they found me in a Port Authority ladies room stall sometime in June hmm it's definitely from Ottawa this must have something to do with your witness protection profile you know the files McCool gave us with our new identities the ones we were supposed to commit to memory ah the ones he told us to guard with our lives you mean the papers were used to prop up the wobbly toilet hey I was born in a wobbly toilet see my file says I'm allergic to bananas I'm not but I avoid them to stay true to my new identity and because they make me farty sezion Theresa was born in Newfoundland that place sounds totally made up yeah well says here Gina was adopted I knew this rat bastard can't be my real father I wish I was fake adopted oh look Timmy it says you and I met her to drive through I wonder where we got married Oh wonder what we had I hope it was burgers know it says we had tacos and you finished mine but there's nothing about our wedding that's because Jimmy and cookie mcdougal never had one hmm page 37 in the appendix you guys are listed as common-law oh that's crazy I don't even like tacos [Music] what's wrong with common-law it's progressive so progressive in fact that you took cookies named Jimmy what was my maiden name Kardashian bin Laden Cosby yeah mcdougal fine it doesn't matter what our names are these are false identities you still enjoy all the same legal rights as legitimately married couples sorry that's a poor choice of words if we're gonna live together under the same roof we could get married in a Roman Catholic Church right where God Jesus and all the saints can see us she's right with all the things I done I'm walking a fine line with the man upstairs I suppose a wedding couldn't hurt it might even be fun perhaps I could help with some of the arrangements seeing as this unholy union of ours is your fault you can arrange it all splendid I'll get on it right away Oh Canada we're living in sin ain't no sin at all hands off Romeo God's watching I was thinking with MA and pop getting married again someone has to be best man oh my god what are you doing uncle Cheech that's major cheese to you privates what does it look like I'm doing it looks like you've been huffing my airplane glue again I'm a hundred years old what kind of man would I be if I never served my country pretty much the man you are I asked myself not what I can do for my country but what my country can do for me this wouldn't be a ploy to get cheap beer at the Legion would it bingo I may not be a man of means but I got a mean thirst and Lord knows I earned it I guess that didn't work out so well it did I got drunk tilt up a female amputee and picked a fight with some Navy guys they said to come back when I sober up and you don't find any of this ethically troubling I never had no trouble with ethnics rednecks on the other hand they're a pain in the ass now let's get back to base before curfew hoorah [Music] cookie mcdougal love of my life will you marry me Oh Jimmy I didn't expect to get so choked up go here it comes third time's a charm Jimmy Oh God what'd you say Cheech I said third time's the charm Jimmy I heard you but what do you mean he's talking out his ass like always no I'm not third time's a charm means at third time you try something he usually works out I know what it means but why just say it to Jimmy he's probably been sniffin Petey's airplane glue again eh Jimmy's proposing to you now he proposed to you back in Brooklyn and before that he proposed to Murray I'll go my eggo this is the third time need I draw a picture shut up Cheech were you engaged when you met me now she gets it in the military they call this fubar means [ __ ] up by a ring what's the one where you get killed by your own men oh that's getting fragged you're about to get fried Cheech cookie where you going you're making a big deal out of nothing being engaged I never tell me about it is nothing for you you never told me you were a stripper yeah met me at a strip joint where I was stripping yeah well there's a difference between showing and telling now come on back inside I read did it touch for this I don't need you and your secrets and lies I don't need nothing from you now can I please have a car keys no Jimmy is this a good time to discuss the seating plan I heard a yes congratulations Jimmy [Applause] Oh Eddie's Kowalski oh hey the war's over Johnson good bunch of fellas trust them with my life um why is your sleeve pinned up cuz I lost my arm at Iwo Jima I was a Korea I want to say Iraq maybe drink up it's on me and the Canadian taxpayer cookie will come around she's just confused and jealous and wrong I get confused and jealous you don't see me throwing my skirt over my head and moving out we do when you're drunk she's just having trouble separating the before we met pot with the after we met pot which part are we in now oh yeah the drinking part barking two more beers and a grape nehi for radar here so mom what are you gonna do now that you gave up your housewife job I gotta figure out a way to be independent of that fat lawrence suckish father of yours who loves you very much so obviously you're going back to being a stripper get me some credit I wasn't a stripper I was an exotic dancer what's the difference pasties and a three drink minimum girls look whatever happens never forget your father and I both still love you very much but now you're gonna compete for our allegiance right who do we spend Christmas with we get told Christmases dumbass I don't think Santa can be in two places at once Gina who names their store brah brah brah oh I'm too bored to even finish it actually it's pronounced bra bra bra bra oh that's catchy can you direct me to your exotic dance with I hope I'm not being forward but you should really consider the double-barreled blunder bust from blender brah yeah I'll show you for a rack like yours it'll strike the perfect balance of lift and separate then you locked loaded and looking good the sleeping giants have woken you want to hire her that woman knows the way around a pair of tits Cheech did you by chance run into one of my teachers today affirmative I was puking up frontal Allegiant and we had ourselves a little chinwag she invited me to talk to your school for memory day Remembrance Day uncle cheats permission to speak bluntly I prefer English but I'll try to follow you have to stop posing as a veteran private people need heroes someone to look up to to remind them that freedom has a price a price that can only be paid one beer at a time Oh No and what you're doing is reprehensible relax I'll take care of the speech you handle a moment of science did I say reprehensible I meant completely insane Oh whatever this is Cheech I don't have time is Jimmy here someone needs to decide on invitations Kobe rice paper or Venetian smooth everyone expects these things to just fall into place and now I'm late for wedding band auditions I'm this close to getting lover boy back together [Applause] hey mister quit cutting the line relax lady do I look like I need a bra yeah you do and a girdle winner cookie yo we're in here yeah busy I went by your apartment Gina says you're selling bras now yeah and I'm doing real good at it look I'm sorry it got jealous when you found out I was engaged now cut the crap and come home how you doing why would I come home to someone who lies to me I didn't tell you sooner cuz I knew you'd go all crazy apparently I was right way to try to win me back Jimmy now get out of here or I'll call security go ahead I ain't leaving until you agree to be eternally bound to me in the eyes of God how am I supposed to fight back [Music] bra bra bra bra may I help you oh I think you're looking for bra bra bra bra then Rover on dudeney but they suck you should come here hello drinky did Jimmy get laid off it's okay I'm sure your children don't need their mother anymore hey man a bell sorry the washrooms are only for paying customers I need a broad preferably not the tearaway kind you are accustomed to oh you got what we call long distance cleavage this bra will really bring the sisters together oh I like it it's made of memory foam so you girls get that sleeping in their own beds feeling what the heck Annabelle no touching the lap dancer I mean bra fit I'm sorry when you touched me I I had an orgasm my husband hasn't been very affectionate lately how long is lately ou can keep track I don't know 168 days whoa nobody is such a [ __ ] [ __ ] tell you what I'm off in 10 minutes let me buy you a box of wine just keep that tongue to you sell pot lips finally Jimmy I'm so behind on the wedding plans I can't even spare the time to rebuke you top priority save the date cards though I don't know the date or whom to send them to also the DJ needs a song lists or else it's all going to be new country we're in the prairies Jimmy get a hold yourself McCool change of plans it's gonna be an intimate ceremony where you get on the computer and make cookie and me married what if Cook wants to leave me she'll have to divorce me which is a sin so she won't buy a boat happily ever after is this what cookie wants who cares what she wants just make us marry am i sensing some pre-wedding jitters here it's perfectly natural - he moved out and got a job sweet conscious uncoupling she's your life partner your soulmate the mother of your children I can't make you two married only you can by all that is holy chains danger mcdougal go and win her back ah you really care about us McCool I'm touched it's my special day and it has to be perfect can you believe it all these years and he never mentioned he was engaged before shifty son of a [ __ ] so you don't keep secrets from Jimmy yeah I just lay it out there if he doesn't like it he can suck it oh wait there is one but I am embarrassed to say tell you what I'll go first I never told my husband that her oldest boy is not actually his oh yeah I need to tell you such a great dad and Tony loves him so much and I oh I can't destroy that because I'm one passion at night with Ted's father Jesus Christ Annabelle you had your father-in-law's baby I know I know but see what I mean some secrets should really stay secret so it's yours I once had a reduction and are you kidding Jimmy never shut up if I told him hey Bo how could you do that to Betty and Veronica he has names for me yeah no I get it [Music] it's an honor to be here today remember those who fought so you little she could have cellphones and open relationships never work for guys like me Private Ryan still be lost in which case no Good Will Hunting you're welcome war is no bowl of raspberries living in a sweaty jungle Charlie breathing down your neck what but when Colonel Potter says take cheeseburger Hill you take it do you mean Vietnam Canada didn't go to Vietnam in honor of this suspicious occasion I went commando when I got dressed this morning my soldiers need to breathe for them that can't no more and like the flag outside I too and it have best oh all right all right everyone shut your yaps let's get this minute of boring silence over with so we can go to the bar this fellas a phony no but shut up have some respect for the fallen he's not even a real amputee yes I am never heard of a phantom limb oh I am the ghost of cheech's arm let's get him oh crap I better fall back catch me on fire [Music] Annabelle honey it's me We Need to Talk it's my husband I called him to pick me up you're out of wine I'm sorry sweetheart it's just I've been feeling self-conscious lately and that's understandable ever since I put on this extra weight huh Oh Chad I don't care about your weight I love you putting goods let's go home I'll get my coat I'm cocky by the way ah sorry cookie cookie [Music] what da hell well ain't this cozy alright put him up your son of a [ __ ] you think you can fool around with my wife what no Jimmy it ain't what you think ah crap sorry I didn't realize you was uh what it Toby call it at the seminar differently-abled Oh so you're cutting me a break are you you don't cut me a break I cut you one one dance muhfucka easy platypus I'm sorry Jimmy can be a real caveman I mean it's going to beat up your fat out-of-shape ex okay warnings over get the [ __ ] out of my apartment okay you got a lucky one music [Music] ah had enough I'm just getting started I'll fight for that woman until you beat me so bad I can't remember who I am my name is Timmy right [Music] look is that you you're here of course I am your big log and I'm ready to answer your question it's yes right please say you'll marry me how hard did he kick you that's a yes yes I got ordained you try finding a Catholic priest willing to marry a couple living in sin with three children the ring Jimmy my best man's got it it fell inside my cast who wants to reach in and dig it out Oh for Christ's sake ah hey I say my ring [Applause] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fugget About It

Views: 1,726,805

Rating: 4.8127046 out of 5

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Id: Ze4pw_WnIyg

Length: 22min 34sec (1354 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 24 2017