Fugget About It 213 – Pizza With Extra Cheech (Full Episode)

are you doing I'm Jimmy Falcone now known as mcdougal they say there's two things you can't avoid in life death and taxes wise guys don't pay taxes which only leaves death back in the old neighborhood the funeral home was doing great business the guy who ran the place was rolling in dough strutted around the Gion the freaking neighborhood so we took over the joint you're fired at first it was great but after a while my guys were so busy working funerals none of them we're out on the street cause in the funerals I realized you can be a gangster or an undertaker but yet can't be both now I live in Regina Saskatchewan which is about as much fun as a funeral home they actually find Regina relaxing PD this town's d.o.a forget about the person in Jimmy I made the wise guy Ian back at four with the Gambini but when we found out that they'd be working on footage they taking the boss he threw him from the 19th floor sweep was much longer till the mop on once in dead Jimmy have no choice but to pocket the feds say they cancel Saskatchewan forget about [Music] and I am sick and tired of your shenanigans every time you and Cheech get into one of your mishaps Canadian taxpayers have to foot the bill you're making a mountain out of moleskin McCool calm down are you will not you were on very thin ice here Jimmy okay okay I see what this is about how much we talking that is hardly going to cover the cost of this latest debacle what the battle it's a couple of cows this is gonna be great we're gonna have steak on demand I pump them full of steroids each other extra beef sorry Jimmy but my superiors were very clear on the matter one more mistake one more hygiene one more incident and you will be expelled from witness protection good day to you sir but Canada where there is a limit to the taxpayers goodwill [Music] you guys won't believe what happened Petey got a date no I got a summer job no way good for you kid I remember my first job I made a mint off that blue tinted peanut brittle what kind of job is it that's what I want to know but Teresa won't tell me well I could tell you or I could show you I don't like this suppose her summer job is whacking us you been drinking paint thinner again think about it she treats us with this BS job story drives us to the middle of nowhere bow remind me to compliment her before I put one minute Dumbo that's my firstborn you talking about if anyone's gonna shoot her it'll be me all right take off the blindfold holy crap world the way back in New York Teresa will you speedin what did we say about speeding young lady it's like a dream except Mama's not chasing me with the knife I knew it she set us up it's good to be back and cut what we're not actually in New York I got a job on a big Hollywood movie filming right here in Regina so this is a set what's the movie it's called wiseguys vs. aliens sounds arty-farty wait was there a casting couch involved when you got hired now I'm just an assistant it's actually a really easy job standing around all day sure is hard on your feet please take my chair I'll sit on the floor oh thanks mr. Spielberg I better get to work I got ten long hours of sitting eatin in texting ahead of me kids sounds like an old pro already come on let's take a look around wait I know this door rizo open up or I'll break your legs you still owe me a c-note Rizzo ow this has been dead for ten years you [ __ ] nice try Rizzo [Music] are you want Kojak I ain't touching that what do you sit I'm talking to you professor hex wait Gina that's a Buddhist monk you don't look I think he's on youth it's called a vow of silence dear parent or guardian a vision has foretold that a child in this home may be the reincarnation of the Bali Lama the who the what now the Bali Lama it's just like the Dali Lama except from Bali wow I always knew I was special but not this special I am honoured what her oh you gotta be shittin me high priest will soon arrive to determine the veracity of the vision please prepare I ain't givin no priest my test you got it jackpot 50 G's that's Indonesian money it's only worth five bucks says the guy who is not the Baldy Lama Jesus Canadian coffee tastes like dishwater filtered through dirty Underpants get me an espresso mmm you know I could get used to all this movie magic and by magic I mean free sandwiches Hey look at this I've been here ten minutes and already I got a trailer why do you get a trailer what kind of low-rent flick is this hey get out of my trailer if anyone should be banging a bimbo in that Winnebago it's me it's probably just some guy with the same name as you you mean like my evil twin sheets look back on your life if you was twins you would not be the good one frickin goody two-shoes oh we stealing my girls did I ever tell you ladies about the time when my nephew Jimmy Falcone whacked the DA with a frozen fish we knew the cops were gonna be on to us so to get rid of the evidence wait the fish what just happened I never met that guy in my life and I never killed nobody with a fish I just fed him to live ones this is identical theft that son of a [ __ ] is pretending is me he's not even as handsome I'm gonna do this with a but monkeys Buddhist monks religions a cash grab and I want a piece I just need to fool their monks long enough to start bilking my followers you know what I think I'll help you you miss the squeaky clean no balls why because I think the simple gentle wisdom of the Buddha may just penetrate your heart like water through cracks in stone whatever but if you screw this up I'm gonna crack you with a stone all right Jimmy I'm calling in every favor you owe me help me wet this scumbag since when do I owe you any favors he's disrespecting a phone call name and he's making money off it which kind of makes me respect a guy eh what the hell are you doing foni teaches about the go to work for industrial light and tragic hmm theresa watch out it's okay it's okay Teresa's fine alright you [ __ ] how'd you steal my face whoa cheats Falcone what are you doing here hey Jimmy since we're playing the name game you mind telling us yours so we can put it on your tombstone it's me Enzo from Brooklyn narrow it down a little I know like 50 Enzo's for Brooklyn Enzo Pistone I ran Pistone's pizza thorium you guys ordered from me all the time why you interpersonal and Cheech it's like this I always wanted to be a director in Hollywood but who's gonna hire a guy that smells like anchovies so take a shower when you guys disappeared I got an idea I moved to LA shave my head slapped on a mustache and pretend it to be Cheech what are you insane why Cheech there's no way I could pull off being you Jimmy I don't smoke anyway I got a job as an advisor on mob movies they call me LLL come so Thierry the hell do you know about being a good fella nothing I just tell him stuff I know for mother mom movies boom bada bing I'm gonna shoot you I'm a shooter you you do realize there's a contract out on Cheech so why I'm in Hollywood they're great at keeping secrets especially once you join Scientology what's this oh it's a sweet gig Jimmy I get free food they pay me in cash I got a fancy car to drive and a hotel room you want to believe congrats Enzo you just got some partners he had me at free food [Music] this is called a sand mandala it's an exercise in the transitory nature of life this is pretty easy to impress them bulbous why'd you do that now I gotta start over Gina the picture is no longer a picture but the sand remains sand [Music] [Applause] hey use your freaking hat this kindergarten crap ain't gonna cut it if we're gonna press these monks we gotta do something big like a steak dinner and a couple of hookers [Music] all right Enzo here's the deal me and cookie are gonna spend a couple of nights here living in the laps of luxury and I'm gonna live in your trailer I mean my trailer where am I supposed to sleep they gave you a car didn't they I'm above the line I can't sleep in my car like some kind of teamster hands oh don't kid yourself days in Tinseltown a numbered I saw a clip from this flaw Peroni pizza cooking up how am I gonna shoot that you don't look at me it's the Mack Hollywood writers [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] this is so much fun I ain't been this relaxed in months exploiting another human being for my own amusement just melts the tension must be the bellhop with the no bed took him long enough is that the guy whose car we hit with the TV knock a nuts don't shoot they just give you a respectful talking to i think hollywood enzo ratted us out why are we running you're gonna talk that guy i left my gun in my pants like you need a gun true but i don't fight nicky learn that lesson from one nut nunzio turn around i don't want the whole world seen you cans and my sis each whoa memory foam really works I'm still not tipping him [Music] you tried to have me killed what are you talking about don't act all innocent you little rat you called the mob on me didn't you really why would I do that I might be a liar and a faker but I ain't no backstabber if I was I'd already be directing movies well watch your back Francis Ford Coppola cuz someone's after you the guy just shut up your hotel room time for me to make my exit if that guy went to the hotel he'll probably go to my trailer next Cheech we gotta warn jeez [Music] Oh No geez my uncle my friend my bookie mucho 323 you yeah happy now pizza guy you got my uncle killed sure he might have been on [ __ ] but he was my [ __ ] i Jimmy there be other morons you'll see like cheats there won't when they made him they broke the mold probably in shame but still I swear to God if I had my gun I'd shoot you but as it stands I got a joke I don't know if I've gotta change teach I thought you was dead dad I just know for some chewing gum and condoms Canadian gum tastes like rubber they were all in there kandi Sheree she was ugly Jimmy but Willy so willing it's true my little sister is the reincarnation of the Bali Lama that's miss Bali Lama to you how did you do that Gina you can't fool those monks you're either the Lama or you're not when them cars get here keep your mouth shut or the Queen of Peace is gonna cut you Jimmy we need to call McCool no way McCool's been on my case and i don't want to rock the boat I can handle this but what if they hit me recognized us at the hotel it was dark we was naked trust me he wasn't looking at our faces I think I'm gonna go back to LA to focus on my directing career if I ever get a movie made I'll invite us all to the premiere I'll need a busboy at them and the girls are gonna need some cheering up when they get out of the burn ward you ain't going nowhere you're laying low here until we're sure that hit man's out of town and the kid should stay home too Theresa she's at work James Cameron gave her a lift nice guy tries a submarine oh stop moving stupid necklace whenever I'm in this position there's a necklace involved hello there's a man here who says he's gonna shoot me unless you and Cheech give yourselves up oh and did you know there's a guy on this movie named Cheech Falcone weird huh you tell that son of a [ __ ] not to lay a finger on you treating me real brutal take away my chair and won't give me a latte man that kids really gone Hollywood if bullets start flying sheets you hit the deck until you're my human shield okay wait what it means he trusts you whatever it is McCool I don't have time there's been a number of incidents Jimmy a hotel shooting an explosion on a movie set please tell me you're not involved define involved so instead of reporting the possible breach of security you exploit the situation for some cheap thrills and free food don't forget the free food I have to call in the special tactical team this is going to cost thousands Jimmy I am so angry with you I could jeez I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice and you can kiss witness-protection goodbye even if we get the hit man every good fella in North America will be gunning for you or will day gentlemen I've got an idea and [Music] spit it out Scorsese Jimmy first rule of directing dramatic tension all right I don't get it the high priests apologize the vision was mistaken no was right I'm the freakin ball alum I swear to god you guys believe in God right cuz I'm him/her it you need a mint [Music] stupid girl you're not to paly llama you're the embodiment of evil ah a 30 year vow of silence down the crapper Oh what did I do I hope you get reincarnated as a tapeworm in a starving donkey Gina look they had the right vision but the wrong address should we tell him to come back yeah that guy hi honey we'll have you out of there in a minute he said to drop your guns first he lets you go guns first why don't they just tell us himself he's self-conscious about his accents Annie likes my perfume wait I believe this is the man you're looking for he was sent here to kill Cheech Falcone and this is Cheech Falcone you bastard you got my best friend killed again so what you morons ruined a perfectly good scam I had going i'ma gonna show to you [Music] they are all dead and so you might be a terrible technical advisor but you are one hell of a director thanks Jimmy looks like we're in the clear the mob thinks you're dead and I didn't have to report anything all's well that ends well what about me I took a real bullet yeah but you had a bulletproof vest I took it off it was clammy Pistone productions what really oh no wait thanks I just got off with a directing gig on a Canadian movie Congrats pal good luck we should probably take him in he knows too much about us no need Jimmy he's directing a Canadian film he'll never be heard from again [Music]

Channel: Fugget About It

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Rating: 4.8023272 out of 5

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Length: 22min 36sec (1356 seconds)

Published: Mon Jul 04 2016