Fugget About It 320 - Vengeance Wore a Unitard (Full Episode)

are you doing it's me Gina yeah I'm driving I'm not wearing a seatbelt neither blow me pops became the fattest stool pigeon in history he was my hero there was an award for father of the year pop then this happens so I look at the FBI guy and say you stinking feds can blow me I ain't testifying against nobody then the man from the Fed says but the mob is gonna kill you and your whole family Jimmy you with me so [ __ ] it I get it you turn in rats just wait is more if you testify we can give you immunity do you know what immunity means now pops is the puppet and the feds are the ones pulling the strings this is the thanks I get for saving all your lives and if you don't think I'm better off dead than living in Canada's icy butt crack forget about it friends of arsenic Jimmy I made the wise guy and the couple with the Gambini when we found out they'd be working uncle teach they take the boss he threw him from the 19th floor sweet you were so much a long till the mob on once in dead have no choice about the feds you clowns think you can avoid me we have naptime together every day now calm it up the new kid already took our money what are you little trash Dan's trying to pull who's this new kid just give me another wedgie and let me go another wedgie okay get a first one ha ha this is gonna be fun the skinniest statue on earth dumbass I know this looks bad but for once I'm innocent I think the furnace is on the fritz what's 10 degrees an American Donnell depends on the exchange rate apologies for the intrusion but I'm here to save the day what's with the pantyhose it's a unitard I'm maple man maple man Canadian superhero fighting minor infractions and belligerents everywhere you look unitard captain Leif huh Theresa why are you dressed up a sapling girl maple man's trusty sidekick who's always getting him out of sticky situations I'm just wearing what they gave me for my job as a Boothbay but Regina Comic Con hey do you know what this means of course not you'll be working with Bentley with her moon the renowned actor who plays Terrace timber aka maple man sounds like a lot of nerds I better bring my pepper spray Theresa you have to introduce me to him so much of my belief system is based on the teachings of maple man well it's a hundred bucks for an autograph 300 for a photo or a thousand to brush his hair I have to go sell my stamp collection hey can I borrow your brush Gina you have irreparably damage school spirit here at Celine Dion elementary don't worry our hearts will go on the only place that will accept you now my dear is Our Lady of Peace school for wayward girls nothing nice no anything but the nuns that's right enjoy that juice while you still can the only snacks the nuns will give you our warm holy water and scale body of Christ yummy thank you for coming mr. MacDougal I came as soon as I got your call he got a real sultry phone voice well I'm afraid Gina's in a great deal of trouble your fancy skeletons statue nearly crushes it and she's the one in trouble you got a lot of nerve professor next thing you know she'll be blaming you for this hat that I stole out the special ed kid well we talked her down to a one-day suspension pretty good for your old man huh just wait'll I get my hands on that kid who framed me not got his teeth for me will you I miss Reading Rainbow for this five seconds and I'll be shaking hands with a syndicated television legend okay that's it for today maple syrup man we'll be back tomorrow for some reason Teresa Teresa introduced me tabatha I had some notes regarding your Boothbay Byng skills shall we discuss them over a drink sorry I left my fake ID at home don't worry no one asks for ID in my hotel room mm-hmm yeah no I'm really tired from Winston at people's breath all day most girls in your position wouldn't leap at the chance to get a few tips from an industry veteran sorry you were in the war but thanks anyway see you tomorrow 3:00 so you gotta introduce me to [Music] can't you ques shoot whoever worried I said shoot come on it's your turn oh right Cheech yeah don't worry things are slipping out of your control yeah but I got special Underpants for that it's this mystery kid at school he squats in me and I don't even know what he looks like the kid without a face how am I supposed to sleep now let me tell you Francis Bacon once said no wait it was Kevin Bacon he said knowledge is power good idea Cheech oh and if you call me a loser again I'll slice your [ __ ] nuts off hmm you're tough but fair get the file on the new kid and check the teachers lounge for snacks not in that order what the hell is this in case you got a hack into the mainframe or some [ __ ] open what the hell is this it's a picture of the best summer of my life that's for getting me suspended not that I care but still and that's for breaking Celine Dion who is that for that's cuz I missed you I'm impressed musta took a lot of determination the track is down you know your pop killing my pop and all it gets you out of bed in the morning that and I wanted to see you again muscling in on my marks was a nice touch and you're sure shut up I grew one and a quarter inches since last summer I mean on the Vega chiselin milk I got expenses taking a cab all the way from Brooklyn wasn't cheap the meat is still running you want to lift your house what was I born yesterday come on I'm gonna find cheese sooner or later hopefully sooner peace vendetta's take a lot out of you good luck finding them the guy's a phantom he lives in the shadows and moves as silent as a warm breeze hurry up Gina sheets [ __ ] cold is Game Boy anyway call mine I ain't gonna make gettin too cheesy for you I wouldn't want you to last time I had any real fun was when you and me mixed it up at camp you mean when I kicked your ass how do you know I didn't let you kick my ass no gloves are off if you say so I left your juice box and some crackers see you soon what's she doing here replacing someone who doesn't know how to play ball oh I know how just not with yours sadly tabatha you lacked the talent portray a convincing sapling girl like it takes talent to have a unit ah jammed up your butt I'll have you know I majored in unit ODS at Julliard come on Petey let's get away from Doctor Who wants me to touch his wiener well I sold my stamp collection I told you the furnace wouldn't fix itself now the toilet waters frozen I know I've been chipping yellow ice all night trying to get my cell phone out change dropped a deuce and it's just sitting there mocking me that's it I'm calling the repairman is chichi nope damn it between you and me they don't really like Cheech much do ya what are you talking about he's great I mean he's all right he means well actually he does a baby's my uncle what you want what have you wasn't around no more would be okay right maybe you would but who the hell would I hang out with what did you kill him how do you do it me and my have a bet holy crap I was kidding around you did kill him Jesus Christ Gina [Music] kid relax they saw him an hour ago he went to them nerd Olympics with Theresa why do you think he was dead I'll tell you on the way come on and I wasn't crying what do you mean you can't get here for two days it's so cold I can see cheetahs breath I thought Comic Con was gonna be a comedy show [ __ ] convicts you know where every punch line is don't drop the soap you know who should be in prison Bentley with a moon he almost was three times but he always got off it's ironic nothing sticks to maple man why are you sticking up from the guy's a pig he's not a pig he's the product of the forbidden love between man and maple tree you just can't see the real him past your nerd boner by the way you should wear a jock under that costume man I ain't see so much butt crack since we extorted the plumbers Union maybe there was something else you did wrong he fired me cuz I wasn't put out what guy sounds like a creep no respect for the ladies yo speech jokes let's see if I can come in peace [Music] cookies shame on you for even thinking of calling a repairman when you have me a housewife alone a repairman oh that's reminds me of a dirty movie I saw does it strange pal there's nothing like using your hands to bring back the heat good thing I brought my big tool that was a line in the movie did you ever know what you're referring to cookie I'm just here to perform some sweaty dirty work that's another line repairman damn my gambling days I knew that video would come back to haunt me so can I see your wrist bed how is this the first I'm hearing about cam beanies kid what I gotta tell ya every little thing you do in our lives are at stake what if he squealed on us to the mob then we'd be having this conversation in hell the date sheets gets taken out by a six-year-old I'll leave my shirt well get ready to choke down some polyester but this gets the real deal got a little crush there kid all right to be continued now let's find Cheech quick before we wind up relocated to yellow horse a white knife is someplace god you can almost smell the virginity in here [Music] hello I'm down here how you doing i'm jeana's friend that's funny cuz Gina doesn't have any friends oh you calling me a liar Gina's mom nobody calls me a liar where do you get off what did somebody drop a deuce and you cereal this morning you're dried-up old floozy oh yeah okay now it makes sense come on you two wait for us so what's a guy gotta do to get some milk and cookies around here oh you're a hungry little sparkplug ain't ya yeah hungry for revenge good one [Music] hello nice just wants cookies hey where'd you go you're not no you little monster Jesus McCool where did it go where did it go it's gone hold me Randy Tyler cookie get ahold of yourself who was that crazed demon child it was jeana's friend no that explains a lot but why was he have to cheat I don't know let's go down to the comic book convention and ask him a comic book convention and I get to kill Cheech double-win geez I hope pops haven't better luck finding Cheech did I am that's for locking me in my locker thanks for the snacks though hey can I ask you something say you do off uncle Cheech what next oh I got plans I want you and me to run away together hit the open road like Bonnie and Clyde you want to get gunned down in slow-motion at the end of an old movie no I mean the bank robbing parts but none of the kissy parts you you're gross maybe the huggy parts don't get your hopes up sicko but look you really gotta kill my uncle of course I do good luck finding Cheech in this joint the man's a master of the skies and concealment he could be standing right behind me and you'd never know no Gina spots your uncle Cheech a couple of bucks for a slice will ya damn it I've been looking for you mister not another one look Julia I know what you think but I ain't your father holy crap you're even dumber than the legends time to put you out of my misery never look this tall in person but this is official police business Let Me In not until I see a wristband sir can we wrap this up soon sugar cheeks oh I'm getting writers cramp [Music] what's the meaning of this you me wanna be in season 1 episode 4 of The Adventures of maple man you vowed to stand against injustice no matter where it occurred even if the hour was late and the location less than convenient if you want to quote the show to me that's an extra $60 silence maple man stands for fairness equality and decency you stand for none of those things you eat ou centric misogynist hypocrite how dare you how dare you sir you have no right to fill the sacred maple man unitard security sure hide behind your goons oh hi Jesse maple man thank god you're here I fell through this table wood Cheech MacDougall please proceed to the information desk that's the big table near the front door if you get confused tell a grown-up you're lost over and out well if it ain't Jimmy Falcone oh look at you excuse me jeez MacDougall do not come to the information that's repeat do not make up your mind gee kid you got the same psychotic spark in your eye as your old man I also got his propensity for violent blood-soaked revenge and its inability to whistle kid look I owe you a huge apology I'm sorry for what happened we your pops he was it well I won't say a good man he was a man let's leave it at that you call that half-assed tap dance an apology you murder eyes him he was gonna kill my uncle then I would have had to kill him back so we skip this step but don't take it out on Cheech I'm the guy you want don't worry I promise Jean I'd never touch you who's worried but that's nice she's a good kid oh she's great easy there Romeo but listen you kind of already got your revenge on me how do you figure look at me look around you I'm living like a schmuck here I mean my life ain't bad but it's a [ __ ] cry from good know what I mean oh for Christ's sake for the last time kid I never banged your mother let me tell you something you ignominiously ttle stop stain I am a classically trained actor if it weren't for all the money I make and during these weekends with you halitosis written cretins I'd never be caught dead in this asinine outfit providing masturbatory fantasies fodder for overgrown adolescent twerps and furthermore I hate Canada and maple man can gobble did you get that Theresa he's a one-take wonder and he looks fat in that suit Theresa that's not nice [ __ ] took my job I told you I wouldn't make this easy for you so you're gonna have to go through me you know for a guy you can't stand you sure do seem to care a lot about Cheech trust me this is killing me I'm gonna regret it the next time he opens his mouth wait a sec does your mother do hoop waxes down at the Korean spa see what I mean all right I changed my mind about often Cheech but not about what bad sounds mushy so spit it out now some things are better left unsaid I'm no chicken you're a chicken yeah yeah I'm rubber you're glue just shut the [ __ ] up and tell me I didn't change my mind about how much I like you um I'm glad about that and being glad hurts my face you make my face hurt too Gina so what do you say you and me shake down a couple of these booths these dorks have been bullied all their lives they know the drill you're under arrest for assaulting a police officer young man its maximum-security juvie for you it'll be no picnic my fine friend lights out by 10:00 and only four hours of social media per day cool guess I'll have to take a raincheck guess so but those blow jobs screws won't keep me down for long you're gonna wait for me screw dat that's my gal well son I hope you picked up some comics to read where you're going poor Canada a dumping ground for American culture since 1867 I knew it there is a more North yes Jimmy and this is where we'll be until I'm certain the elusive carmine Gambini is no longer a threat how soon did he give you the slap somewhere between the washrooms in the parking lot that's my boy hey did you see how many hits on maple man video got yeah but look what they're calling it idiot fan pwned by maple man I can't take this no more I'm walking home not just head self how hard day be which way yourself we're so far north it's all friggin south [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music]

Channel: Fugget About It

Views: 2,087,790

Rating: 4.8112364 out of 5

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Id: 3nJevRGgpPM

Length: 22min 34sec (1354 seconds)

Published: Fri Dec 01 2017