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finally it's about freakin time I get to tell my story it tastes you're deaf blind or not into smokin hot chicks I'm Teresa Falcone when I was younger I used to love bring-your-daughter-to-work day the guy that dad's work was so much fun there was Frankie no fingers just klutz but boy could he thumb wrestle and Johnny calculator used to help me with my counting homework see Theresa x minus y equals Z we're supposed to be doing math not spelling and Freddy chuckles was always good for a lab hey Teresa it smell my flower oh look I know Teresa get nikka I never saw those guys again now that we're living in Regina I really missed the guys from pops work whatever happened to them nothing they just got froze out of the business what was that Daddy nothing forget about it but you just yeah I said forget about it let me tell you something bout a friend of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the couple with the Gambini when we found out that they'd be working uncle teach they take the boss he threw him from the 19th floor sweet who was much along till the mob won once in dead so Jimmy had no choice about the pocket wall the feds the feds will say they helped them they could use him as a pawn so he ratted out his friends and move to Saskatchewan forget about it forget about it Oh anything yet little dogs alright that's perfect gangster TV all gangsters all the time good job kid now get down sorry but be careful its slippery what's all the racket yeah I can barely hear myself think what was I thinking about oh yeah boobs everybody get in here I'm gonna be on TV you're gonna be on TV it's like I'm living with John Stamos over here I never been on TV before unless they were calling me a possible suspect whoa alleged perpetrator it made me so proud Jimmy you think to get Bobby DeNiro to play you or someone sexy like that froggy face guy from Aerosmith she's a guy I've been whacking off to him for years not a documentary I'll be playing myself next on gangster TV Jimmy Falcone Diary of a dirty snitch what Jimmy Falcone was a capo in the Gambino crime family until this self-serving scumbag killed his boss and sold out his mob cronies sold out the feds never paid me a red cent every gutter King needs his Queen so Jimmy married former stripper cookie DeFazio this goodtime floozy latched on to Jimmy like a pitbull on a trailer park toddler how the hell they get a video of me stripping so that's what I dig wound up but Jimmy had a fatal flaw who went by the name of teach an idiot manchild who's fumbling almost got them all killed can't argue that I can't watch any more Hey made us look like scumbags hey it wasn't so bad they got our names right ah Who am I kidding it was a smear job we want scumbags war we chimi remember the classy people who used to come by the house Joey dirtbag Larry the pimp Holli the pornographer back home wait was like royalty oh you'll always be royalty to me cook now come on let's go fish the dead rats out of the septic tank Oh that's for calling me a man-child today I want a juice box big news from student council president Petey Wayne Gretzky High has sponsored an endangered polar bear after global warming tragically melted his ice floe blumpkin was forced to swim for five months no home no food no hope for the few quid I'm trying to make a speech here but no longer because our money will help bumpkin find a new flow Petey did you slash the prom committee budget to pay for this poodle bear not yet I haven't well you better not we have a big wish list this year glad to see we're being reasonable Peter MacDougal fine here oh I love big packages and that's why you're going to prom alone you didn't sponsor it your body oh the teddy bear stinks that's not the bear attention everyone I have a very important announcement so I need everyone's undivided attention please listen carefully to every word I say Regina will do those gangsta TV gavones think they are I'd like to go over there and teach them a lesson they won't forget that tupid hack job you showed about my family made my wife cry now say hello to my little friend they'll never see that one coming uh Jimmy did you get all that what oh sure sure every last bit so you're clear we'll be hosting a VIP yep VIP Most Valuable Player got it ha ha Jimmy you Kidder it's very important person for security reasons we will only refer to the VIP by their secret code name spotted dick I need you to get in touch with spotted dicks people and tell them where the dinner is okay say is this VIP important enough that if they was to come to dinner my wife would be impressed Oh than impressed Jimmy no sex how you doing Jimmy mcdougal from Aegina tourism tell spotty dick the dinners at 1 2 3 Jim Carrey Lane and tell the VIP it's BYOB look guess what flowers what are you bringing me flowers but who just sleep wet I'll kill it then I'll kill you then ow both your heads on stage to teach the kids what we do with Gina's sorry Jimmy I'm still upset about that stupid movie well I got just the thing we're having a VIP over for dinner just like the good old days Oh Jimmy what's the matter with you you invite someone for dinner you don't tell me well that was this VIP anyway yes sir I'm here Jimmy regarding the dinner for spotted dick Oh so McCool knows about it why am I the last one know anything around you why are you getting so mad what's the big deal just a second hon okay the big deal is I haven't cleaned there ain't a thing in the fridge and look at me my hair's a disaster don't worry we'll order in and your hair I don't know what to tell you what how's that supposed to mean you saying I got bad hair Jimmy cookie shush stay out of this McCool cook I didn't say you got bad hair I just said you don't got no time to do nothing about it oh so now I'm fat and lazy you believe this jag off Oh cook relax why you gotta get so personal none of us is twenty-two anymore oh so now I'm old let me tell you something you fat sack ish I beg your pardon what is this 123 Jim Carrey Lane Your Majesty if I may Your Majesty holy SH the VIP is the queen of freakin England Your Majesty my apologies you were given the wrong address now if you'll just follow me nonsense officer I'm in the right place and I'd rather like to see how this turns out thanks for getting the old broad here in one piece you let me give you the Royal Tula this is the grand foyer that's the blue drawing-room and the Thrones just down the hall if you need it be a pal and light a match when you done ooh ain't that the broad on the 20 you are correct it is we you want to sign this for me Andie's Oh what the hell are you still doing it what am I doing here the question of the day nay the question of the century is what is the queen doing here hey don't look at me with a code name like spotted dick it could have been anyone in Hollywood Jimmy do you have any idea of the vast importance of this dinner Canada's place in the Commonwealth of Nations rests on tonight speak American Jimmy do bad all right now we're communicating Jimmy do bad how the Commonwealth is a collection of countries loyal to Her Majesty the Queen you mean that Albright owns a whole collection of countries I don't you think she'd dress better yes you would but recent austerity measures have force her to cut one nation from the common well word is it's either going to be Canada or Tonga Tonga is that when they make the trucks no it's a country in the South Pacific the odds are against us and you're making them worse they have coconuts Jimmy coconuts telling me the Falcons aren't good enough for some stuffy Queen yeah that's exactly what I'm telling you at the very least try to be classy hey no problemo we got classy coming out the friggin wazoo here hmm I can't believe the fate of Canada rests on what comes out of your wazoo well blumpkin I think you're a hit the kids all love you except maybe for stumpy who should have known better than to get so close to your cage you're feeding on baby seals what they were out of baby dolphins something expensive what about frog who cares about prom pumpkins on the endangered list horny teenagers are not you're gonna be endangered if you spend all the prom money there's only one way to settle this president Petey we'll put it to a vote don't worry blumpkin this student we'll do the right thing after all who couldn't love that face you not that face the other one a drink fit for royalty hmm what's in it Crown Royal and royal cooler it's got a kick like a commute you my perhaps we should cut cocktail hour short and go straight to dinner we will as soon as the pizza gets here splendid we'll just wait for the pizza your queen scootch down make room for the uninvited guests Thank You officer ma'am Gina we got company maybe our guests would like to wear the pepperoni king crown what are you kidding Bob she's a queen she's got plenty of crowns don't you you heard your father young lady behind here throw it on the pile no no no one always waits for the Queen to dying first sure sure first grab a slice it looks delicious but I rarely eat these events all right then more for me watch your good manners in front of the Queen hmm so your harness you and James Bond you still keep in touch and how do I give me one of them licenses to kill Hey there's no such thing as I license to kill Oh sale they'd have you think Jesus PD you smell like a slaughterhouse I never thought I'd say this but I had a long day bludgeoning seals Oh is this person this is my boy Petey Petey this is the Queen barbaric rituals such as budgeting innocent seals castle didn't light on Canada's future in the Commonwealth oh I'm sure it seems cruel to an entitled monarch like yourself but I got a polar bear to feed your irrelevance Jimmy a word no this evening is a total disaster you're serving pizza Petey just insulted the Queen then you're not even wearing shoes how can I put this so you'll understand say this was the Godfather which part is if you mean three I don't want to talk about it Jimmy focus think of the Queen as Vito Corleone and you're Fredo holy crap so she's like a Don Jimmy for Canada she's the dawn of all Dawn's whoa you think someone would have mentioned she's a very important person Don Liz I just been informed of your importance to the organization and I want to offer my most humble apologies you may rise look we've been acting like a bunch of morons why don't we start over and I'll show you how we entertain a person of your statue break out the grappa Jimmy I don't think this is a good idea these good people have opened their home to me and I would like to enjoy their hospitality your mother's enough of your blabbering and hectoring away with you you heard the broad away with you yes ma'am hello Tonga police are you accepting resumes so your majesty well Prince Harry be joining us I don't know my dear let me call him really certainly not ha ha ha got you all right let me get this straight your family's been in power for like a hundred years how'd you pull that off sometimes one must rule with an iron fist spoken like a true tyrant he'll be like a true new buddy iron fist no fingerprints you sure you ain't from Brooklyn what the hell happened last night I can't feel my tongue I can't hear you on account of all this pounding I got this nagging feeling something bad happened I never tell you for far as I'm concerned the Queen's are coming up people oh crap the Queen remember when Chetan heard did the Lambada who knew she could go solo remember when she knighted us the ceremony was a lot like getting made only more blood remember when she called up Buckingham Palace and told him to go screw themselves that she was evacuating Sep she didn't say evacuating she said some other word she said advocating it means she quits don't you people [ __ ] read what's that Gina talking my good ear uh yeah hydron did you quit being a queen last night indeed I did last night's revelry is finally open my eyes I wish to live out the rest of my days as a what do you call it again a regular schnook precisely nice goin Fredo you a Mical hey hey the Queen of England is abdicating her throne and all you can say is hey what we had a few too many last night no good for you and now we're on the verge of an international crisis she's the queen she can't just leave the royal family not until she dies whoa she really is like it done if word gets out that she's here this house will be swarmed with news cameras I need you to take care of her until we can figure something out got it I'll take care of her no Jimmy just keep her in the house keep her happy and above all keep her out of sight understood what's that for looking after the Don ain't cheap keep it coming why did I look why did I look boom you have a gentle touch James my pleasure you highball hmm why did I walk why did I look I'm royalty stop I gotta tell you they same good good heavens James James oh so now sir Jimmy's too good for my cooking Jimmy what's this you robbed a jewelry store without me now the old bride's got me polishing the jewels what like you ain't thinking about it right now cut it out oh you're no fun really Cheech really no hablo English get out of here come on she's gonna miss one little necklace yes she will now scram just let me try on one Jimmy no I'm responsible for these anything goes missing the Queen said she locked me in a tower now you're not even trying Cheech who is this Cheech and what you speak all right everybody out no one comes in this room hmm hmm just giving it the old spit shine it's time to vote all in favor of saving this most majestic and endangered creature raise their hands all in favor of saving prom this is bad dude what do I do sometimes what must rule with an iron fist you elected me to lead and lead I shall screw the prom I'm cancelling it for your own good where'd you get pitchforks and torches violent revolution is very on Canadian people alright boys do your business I can't believe this I went my whole life without having to clean up after a dog ha look at the bright side at least it's a small dog keep smiling she wasn't so connected I put a bullet in you that's it Liz I can't do this no more whatever are you talking about James look I know you think lemon like a schnook is all good times but you gotta get back to your old life before someone and I'm not naming any dogs gets hurt but for the first time in years I feel like I can breathe new schedules no international crises new buck-toothed politicians looking for a pat on the back from a substitute mother figure come on lazy the Queen a freaking England you can snap your fingers and get room to breathe my subjects expect so much of me James yeah well sometimes you got to make sacrifices for the good of great greater good yeah that's the one look at me I gave up my whole life for the sake of my family no you didn't you ran like a scared little snips to save your red ass cutter your room I'm already going snitch alls I'm saying is sometimes you gotta give the people what they want even if it means giving up what you want all right all right I'll give them their goddamn prom get off my freaking back your sign appears to be angry and bleeding at teenagers what are you gonna do if Eddie kid fakes your rousing speech I have decided to return to my royal duties yes hello Tonga police I'd like to cancel my interview tomorrow no now you tell me the precinct has an ocean view going with prom was the right thing to do the object seems a nice touch it was inspired by blumpkin besides Hawaiian luau is so overdone so what's gonna happen to blumpkin after tonight he's going to live out his days at the Winnipeg Zoo in an 8 by 10 cage with all the antidepressants he can handle but I thought you cared about him you wanted a prom you got a prom leave it at that in the meantime he really adds to the atmosphere don't you think up for a movie popcorns on me I recently spent some time with a delightful Canadian family the MacDougall's their grace gentility and dare I say class reaffirms my commitment to keeping Canada firmly in the Commonwealth ah suck on those coconuts Tonga did you hear that Jimmy she said we was classy yeah but she said the MacDougall's not the Falcone's don't worry the mcdougal saves Canada one of the freakin Falcone's do for us lately well they did get gangster TV booted off the air due to low ratings there's still one tiny problem after the press conference the Queen failed to show up at her hotel any idea where she could be Jimmy said you needed some breathing room how do you like them apples breathtaking that would be my ride lalalalala

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Id: IRNXV0SQ1N0

Length: 22min 38sec (1358 seconds)

Published: Fri Jun 10 2016