Fugget About It 301 - Havana Kill Castro (Full Episode)

how you doing if you were like me you could use some time or any old life who is never easy for me to take a vacation look at on points is so freakin complicated plus I had to leave teach in charge teach you better be on fire a dead and if so how will you call I can't he's locked inside what do you mean you and fats are both locked in I was on the roof there's a skylight the rest is a blur what turned out to be the Spumante family's club cheats didn't want to pay for the skylight he broke so he just up and shot everybody around the neighborhood they still call it the Jimmy's trip to Aruba massacre I always called it the fats is a big [ __ ] crybaby bloodbath God rest his soul now that I'm in witness protection it's like a permanent vacation at a two star resort where everybody says sorry all the time we've only had one vacation from this apologetic iceberg of a country and was it worth it forget about it friends of ours named Jimmy I made the wise guy and the couple with the Gambini a when we found out they'd be working on footage they take the boss he threw him from the 19th floor sweet who was much along till the mob on once in dead so Jimmy had no choice about the pocket wall defense the fans will say they have to they could use him as a pawn Oh Saskatchewan Jimmy get in here bastard Kornet what is a mouse that's what a Theresa's boyfriend's trying to sneak out no sleepovers good that's it you're letting him go take it up back and explain the rules to his face ah cook who gives a crap I'm free I put in there since my eyes look at him look Cole he's depressed snap out of it okay nothing to be depressed about yeah useless sack of garbage pop if you decide to slit your wrists have some courtesy and do it in the bathtub you need a gun slugger take McCool's I'm not wiping your brains off mine nah Jimmy you're going like a wiseguy sucking an oxygen tank in prison sweet Mitsu's cowboy Jimmy's under the moon and you're all making morbid jokes clearly Canada's character-building midwinter gloom is affecting all of you but I have a solution please say therapy please say therapy a vacation oh come on oh yeah hear that Jimmy we're going on vacation Yeah right no one McCool it'll be a day trip to Lake who gives a [ __ ] Canada well everyone needs to get the hell out once in a while [Music] don't move you capitalist pigs I'm taking this plane to Cuba just kidding welcome to Cuban Airlines I'm your pilot Brad that's just a little thing we do to lighten the mood around here enjoy the flight McCall you said vacation not being babysat by a Fed in a communist hellhole but Cuba's perfect there's literally no chance you'll be spotted by the mob then why you coming with us I need a vacation from all things cannot or I'm gonna lose my freakin mind no of course I I just thought we could you know hang the whole point of this was to stop me from hanging myself no no no problem Jimmy I I won't get in your hair for the next week old Street McCool's gonna be all about wrist rejuvenation and relaxation how can you relax in a country that treats people so bad every country has its share of human rights violations except Canada of course yeah no you guys are awesome I ain't seen a Cuban since that thing we did not do in Dallas excuse me I gotta kill Kennedy I mean take a leak I can't wait to take in the music culture and revolutionary atmosphere of Cuba the people's paradise shut up Trotsky kids get the way twist to open the door en Veneto a Cuba liberated from American business interests and mafia controlled casinos since 1959 Tommy sons of [ __ ] you know I ran one of them casinos down here back in the day I bang so many Cuban brats they gave me a nickname Don one they gonna Rhea how old were you I don't know 20 not 10 look around Jimmy Cuba's our paradise that's enough you're not leaving my side for the next week uh-huh he's a nice Canadian boy he's french-canadian you'll have your panties off faster than you can say I think the word you're looking for is Wow gimme those back I should mention and I know this from experience do not drink the tap water here lest you get a porcelain shattering case of Batista's revenge why go for a dip in the pool Nath too many German tourists whoo-hoo it's the very big Jimmy lighten up Cupid so bad it ain't so good either hey where's Gina I'm supposed to watch her in case she drowns somebody she's probably over at the kids club ah to be a child again look at PD unless I buy a timeshare Petey's gonna have to write it out it's gonna be on a zoom it's gonna be on Azul I think he's trying to tell us something Cuba is home to the legendary blue scorpion repeated to cure everything from cancer to diarrhea but PD we can't go into a dangerous jungle just cuz you got busy gravy mom's right I'll be at the pool how does he do that on second thought we're going Y should be nice offer vacation sucks so long as you don't Gina what are you doing in here I thought you'd be out selling black market Bibles you know there's a swim-up bar you don't even gotta get up to go to Lajoie what's this it's nothing it's a portal machine Jimmy don't you know anything [Music] greetings fellow Americans I represent the five families of organized crime who do not exist we've joined forces with the government to encourage patriotic sociopaths like you to eliminate the communist leader of Cuba if successful you'll be granted super maid status and be untouchable by the mob you'll also get a lifetime presidential pardon from the feds ain't that right jack egg fast and we'll throw in a free lobotomy for you yet me missus [Music] how did you know about this how did you not so you're gonna kill Castro look who just cluding are these guys gonna [ __ ] or what so once we take out out Presidente we can go back to New York no way I'm doing this alone when you and Cheech get involved things always go straight into the crapper she's got a point Jimmy sometimes your real screw-up you can't do this alone you'll wind up in Cuban Jail with all the poets and playwrights it'll be so boring I'll copy ya up if we're gonna get our old life back by killing a guy let's do it together like a family fine but I'm not taking a backseat on my own caper capisce you were saying one day I'll be taller but you'll always be a badass let's go [Music] what am I doing here was supposed to be on vacation not out in the sticks hunting down an insect keep looking extremely rare blue scorpions can't be that hard to find Petey we're not camping here get out of that sleeping bag [Music] all right we only get one shot at this how do you know he's in their course while you girls were packing your bikinis I was planning this caper to the letter every day after brunch he comes to that window to feed his pigeon Lee Harvey Birds Walton and when he does I'm gonna turn his head into a mist Jimmy that's beautiful I taught it up on the right over wasn't sure if I'd use it well I for one am glad you did Juliet laughing Castro with my idea I'm doing the honest wait wait I'll go in there right now blows head off I'm the boss I'll do it but I am the boxes of shut up your moobs you want the whole country to know what we're doing she's right keep it down hey look it's McCool hmm no McCool what are you doing hide the gun see what I mean right into the crapper fancy seeing you three come to take in the sights sounds and smells of Old Havana yeah yeah sights and smells we're doing sounds tomorrow why are you walking around all alone not now cheats what I'm just saying he looks all lonely apathetic like a loser I'm not lonely matter of fact I'm going to visit my Cuban friend Reynaldo Garcia well then you better get going Hey I knew it Garcia once he drove an ice cream truck here in Havana sauron New York related oh my god I doubt it Renaldo is an orphan well he's probably dying in theatres hang on hang on it wasn't Garcia it was Gonzalez so probably not related oh okay well off to the orphanage cheerio damn it John put this in your mouth for what I do Oh Esmeralda your hands are so soft [Music] it's tripping balls mom what are you gonna give up when he's dead your wish keep looking come on Petey let's go back to the resorts fine take your chances with mom Teresa you can't leave me why cuz you're scared I might actually have fun on this vacation no because I lost my son is losing his virginity our one chance and you blew it it's McCool's fault the guy wouldn't shut up about a stupid friend ya did it to me again without you dopes I'd be toasting Castro's headless cadaver with a cool ball a brain you know that's just rum and coke presidential palace porfavor [Music] and that Mimi goes is how the Cuba Libre differs from a mere rum and coke I see what you're doing here you do don't think I didn't notice you drove around a little bit I it's ok comrade but you do that with the Doris yes not without jefe ok ok hasta luego that is one charming [ __ ] what a presence this guy I got goosebumps no wonder he's so hard to kill Oh God Janet it's like I just wanted him to like me I know I couldn't make a move you almost forget that man's a bloodthirsty dictator you think he like [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] I'll be back here it's the only road I recognized did you have to stop for a fare Gina this resort ain't cheap McCool you've been drinking oh yeah me and Reynaldo Garcia when we get together I shall Wawa I miss horse horse Oh God Jimmy you didn't technically it was Gina and a rat comes out from Helles dinosaurs what have you done okay this is fixable we'll drop him back at the palace and pay the cab congratulations Jimmy you've liberated Cuba and ruined my life I trusted you she that was your first mistake we can still get through this let me do the talking No thanks a lot guys [Music] you are trespassing on American soil do not move or we shoot American soil [Music] American soil I cannot believe you assassinated a president to get away from Canada I thought we were friends what's friendship got to do it apparently nothing all right let's get one thing straight I'm not offering you weirdos asylum got it but we killed Castro shut up if I had a dime for every nutjob who off that fence claiming to have killed Castro I'd have a mountain of Dimes then I'd sit on that mountain and declare myself the king of Dimes that sounds amazing my point is we're handing you right back to the Cuban authorities excuse me Colonel Korn I think you better see this confirm Castro has been kidnapped by a redheaded [ __ ] posing as a little girl [Music] yes mr. president it's confirmed yes sir I'll do that oh I am so [ __ ] fired what I can swear [Music] mother I couldn't find one stinking fog it's an arachnid and you're a great mother a great mother wouldn't let this happen but you can't watch your kids every move right well I should have thought before I drank from that I just want to keep Theresa for making the same mistakes I did Oh we're on to FISA now you don't gotta worry about me ma how did you find us and what's he doing here you won't believe this jean-philippe here likes to catch these and stick them up his ass keeps down there hemorrhoids sorry those things creep this [ __ ] out of me you got another one up there JP I'm cured if you would have trusted me we could have had fun and running around the jungle like boob Raider its Tomb Raider shut up Edie hmm Theresa you're right uh he didn't do anything with Jen Philip here did you not at all I'm not the one he likes anybody else feel a breeze holy crap are you good [Music] Jesus what no goodbye all this time I've gone above and beyond to protect you and now you lie to me and walk away like it was nothing what are we married you lied to me - I did no such thing really what about Reynaldo Garcia you saw through that hmm I made him up I felt silly being out all alone while you three were having fun committing a murder don't take it so hard McCool of all the cops I've ever known you're my favorite that's not saying much coming from me that's saying a lot put it in pal well Castro was found with third-degree burns by three Canadian tourists who revived him with the venom of a blue scorpion can you believe that this family is a freakin jars so no medals no getting super made no well what about the free lobotomy I'll give you a lot out of me Julia go curl geez we came pretty close too often else Tommy Dante you think we could get a chopper ride back to the resort get the hell off my base gorgeous weather in Cuba huh damn shame the American people can't go there maybe I ought to do something about that can you believe this MA and damn flew home first class courtesy of El Presidente and we're Romina [ __ ] truck I stand by my choice to sell our passport photos a ravaging Gitmo I don't even know why we bothered with a vacation I'm just as depressed as I was before but Jimmy you lied to a policeman stole a taxicab and almost what someone what more could you want you know you're right and I made 28 bucks driving that cab which you'll have to declare customs and you wonder why we didn't want to hang out with you keep rowing Jimmy [Music]

Channel: Fugget About It

Views: 3,523,216

Rating: 4.7443156 out of 5

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Length: 22min 33sec (1353 seconds)

Published: Wed Sep 27 2017