Friends: Phoebe's Best Songs | TBS

Get out of here, cat! You stink! - Whoa. Smokin'. - Phoebe. - Oh, look at me! - 'Gorgeous.' ♪ Smelly cat ♪ ♪ Smelly cat ♪ ♪ What are they feeding you ♪ ♪ Smelly cat ♪ ♪ Smelly cat ♪ ♪ It's not your fault ♪ ♪ Smelly smelly smelly really bad smelling smelly cat ♪ ♪ It's not your fault ♪ ♪ Smelly cat Smelly cat ♪ - Oh, my God. - I know. I sound amazing. ♪ They won't take you to the vet ♪ ♪ You're obviously not their favorite pet ♪ ♪ Smelly cat ♪ ♪ Smelly cat ♪ ♪ It's not your fault Oh no ♪♪ I've-I've-I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh! This is so cool. Now, I can hear what you hear. Pretty, uh, pretty different, huh? Oh, I am sorry, but I am incredibly talented. ♪ Smelly cat ♪ ♪ Smelly cat ♪ ♪ It's not your fault ♪♪ ♪ Went to the store sat on Santa's lap ♪ ♪ Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap ♪ ♪ He said all you need is to write them a song ♪ ♪ They haven't heard it yet so don't try to sing along ♪ ♪ No don't sing along ♪ ♪ Monica Monica ♪ ♪ Have a Happy Hanukkah ♪ ♪ Saw Santa Claus ♪ ♪ He said hello to Ross ♪ ♪ And please tell Joey ♪ ♪ Christmas will be snowy.. ♪ ♪ And Rachel and Chandler ♪ ♪ Has a...handler ♪♪ Happy holidays, everybody! [all clapping] ♪ There was a girl ♪ ♪ We'll call her Betty ♪ ♪ And a guy let's call him Neal ♪ ♪ Now ♪ ♪ I can't stress this point too strongly ♪ ♪ This story isn't real ♪ ♪ And now our Neal must decide ♪ ♪ Who will be the girl that he casts aside ♪ ♪ Will Betty be the one who he loves truly ♪ ♪ Or will it be the one who we'll call Loolie ♪ ♪ He must decide ♪ ♪ He must decide ♪ ♪ Even though I made him up ♪ ♪ He must decide ♪♪ ♪ They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch ♪ ♪ But soon they'll grow up and resent you so much ♪ ♪ Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why ♪ ♪ And you cry and you cry and you cry ♪ ♪ And you cry and you cry and you.. ♪♪ - Thanks, Ross. - Yeah. I'm paying you to stop. - Okay? - Okay. ♪ My sticky shoes ♪ ♪ My sticky sticky shoes ♪ ♪ Why you stick on me ♪ ♪ Baby ♪♪ [sighs] Thanks for the lights, honey. ♪ And there's a country called ♪ ♪ Argentina ♪ ♪ It's a place I've never seen ♪ ♪ But I'm told for 50 pesos ♪ ♪ You can buy a human spleen ♪ ♪ Human spleen ♪ ♪ Ole ♪♪ ♪ It wasn't just that she was fat ♪ ♪ The woman smelled like garbage ♪ Everyone! ♪ It wasn't just that ♪ ♪ She was fat ♪ ♪ The woman smelled like ♪ ♪ Garba-a-age ♪♪ Classy, huh? ♪ New York City has no power ♪ ♪ And the milk is getting sour ♪ ♪ But to me it is not scary ♪ ♪ 'Cause I stay away from dairy ♪ ♪ La la la la ♪♪ ♪ I made a man with eyes of coal ♪ ♪ And a smile so bewitchin' ♪ ♪ How was I supposed to know ♪ ♪ That my mom was dead in the kitchen ♪ ♪ La la la la la.. ♪ [guitar strumming] ♪ Now grandma's a person who everyone likes ♪ ♪ She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike ♪ ♪ But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner ♪ ♪ And the last time you saw her she looked so much thinner ♪ ♪ Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru ♪ ♪ But the truth is she died and someday you will too ♪ ♪ La la la ♪ ♪ La la la ♪ ♪ La la la ♪ ♪ And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can ♪ ♪ And the rest of the rats played maracas ♪♪ That's it. Thanks. Goodnight. [all applauding] ♪ You don't have to be awake to be my man ♪ ♪ Long as you have brain waves ♪ ♪ I'll be there to hold your hand ♪ ♪ Though we just met the other day there's something ♪ ♪ I have got to say ♪♪ ♪ I found you in my bed ♪ ♪ How'd you wind up there ♪ ♪ You are a mystery ♪ ♪ Little black curly hair ♪ ♪ Little black curly hair ♪ ♪ Little black little black little black little black ♪ ♪ Little black curly hair ♪♪ Thank you. ♪ IT ONLY TAKES TWO HEART ATTACKS ♪ ♪ TO FINALLY MAKE YOU SEE ♪ ♪ ONE OF THEM WON'T DO IT ♪ ♪ BUT THE SECOND'LL SET YOU FREE ♪ ♪ TELL ALL YOUR HATE AND ANGER ♪ ♪ IT'S TIME TO SAY GOOD-BYE ♪ ♪ AND THAT IS JUST WHAT I WILL DO ♪ ♪ SOON AS THOSE BASTARDS I WORKED FOR DIE... ♪ ♪ First time I met Chandler I thought he was gay ♪ ♪ But here I am singing on his wedding day ♪♪ Phoebe! ♪ Sometimes men love women ♪ ♪ And sometimes men love men ♪ ♪ And then there are bisexuals ♪ ♪ Though some just say they're kidding themselves ♪ ♪ La la la ♪ ♪ La la la ♪♪ ♪ Emma ♪ ♪ Your name poses a dilemma ♪ ♪ 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma ♪ ♪ Maybe the actor Richard Crenna ♪ ♪ He played the commanding officer in "Rambo" ♪ ♪ Happy birthday Emma ♪♪ [chuckling] ♪ I'll hold you close in my arms ♪ ♪ I can't resist your charm ♪ ♪ And love ♪ ♪ Love ♪ ♪ I'll be a fool ♪ ♪ For you I'm sure ♪ ♪ You know I don't mind ♪ ♪ Tell you know I don't mind ♪ ♪ Yes ♪ ♪ You mean the world to me ♪ ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ I know ♪ ♪ I know ♪ ♪ I've found in you ♪ ♪ I've found in you ♪ ♪ My endless lo.. ♪ ♪ My endless ♪ ♪ Love ♪ ♪ My favorite shoes so good to me ♪ ♪ I wear them every day ♪ ♪ Down at the heel holes in the toes ♪ ♪ Don't care what people say ♪ ♪ My feet's best friend pals to the end ♪ ♪ With them I'm one hot chicky ♪ ♪ Though late one night ♪ ♪ Not much light ♪ ♪ I stepped in something icky ♪ ♪ Sticky shoes ♪ ♪ Sticky shoes ♪ ♪ Always makes me smile ♪ ♪ Sticky shoes ♪ ♪ Sticky shoes ♪ ♪ Next time I'll ♪ ♪ Avoid the ♪ ♪ Pile ♪♪ [cheering] ♪ Smelly cat smelly cat ♪ ♪ What are they feeding you ♪ Everybody! ♪ Smelly cat ♪ ♪ Smelly cat ♪ ♪ It's not your fault ♪ Monica! ♪ They won't take you to the vet ♪ Chandler! ♪ You're obviously not their favorite pet ♪ 'Joey!' ♪ You may not be a bed of roses ♪ Rachel! ♪ You're no friend to those ♪ ♪ With noses ♪♪ Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. Okay, back to the chorus!

Channel: TBS

Views: 688,042

Rating: 4.9155035 out of 5

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Id: W-VteLHfXD8

Length: 10min 12sec (612 seconds)

Published: Mon Apr 13 2020