Ta-da! Are we greeting each other
this way now because I like that. Look. I cleaned! I did the windows.
I did the floors! I even used all those
attachments on the vacuum except for that little
round one with the bristles I don't know
what that's for. Ah, yeah. Nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask. Well, what do you think? - Very clean.
- It's great! - Really, it looks great.
- Very clean. Oh, I see you moved
the green ottoman. (together)
Uh-oh. H-how did that happen? I don't know. I-I thougt
it looked better there. And I.. Also it's an extra
seat around the coffee table. Yeah, it's-it's interesting. But you know what?
Just for fun. Let's see what it
looked like in the old spot. Just to compare. Let's see... Ha. Well, it looks
good there too. Let's just leave it
there for a while. Can't believe you tried
to move the green ottoman. Thank God you didn't try
to fan out the magazines. I mean, she'll scratch
your eyes right out. Guys, I am not that bad. Yeah, you are, Monica. Remember when I
lived with you? You were like a little,
you know.. [mimicking Psycho theme] That is so unfair. Oh, come on.
When we were kids yours was the only
Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy. Okay, so I'm responsible.
I'm organized. But, hey, I can be a kook. Oh. Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this. The phone bill arrives but you don't pay it
right away. Why not? Because you're a 'kook'. Instead, you wait
until they send you a notice. I could do that. Okay, okay, then you
let me go grocery shopping and I buy
laundry detergent but it's not the one
with the easy-pour spout. Why would someone do that? One might wonder. Someone's left
a glass on the coffee table There's no coaster. It's
cold drink, it's a hot day. Little beads
of condensation are inching their way closer and closer
to the surface of the world. Stop it! Oh, my God. It's true. Who am I? Monica, you're mom. [gasps] [mimicking Psycho theme] Uh-huh.
Uh-huh. 'Oh, my God!' Okay! Okay, I'll be there. That was my agent. My agent
has just gotten me a job in the new Al Pacino movie! - What?
- You're kidding! - What's the part?
- Can you believe this? Al Pacino! This guy's the reason
I became an actor. POOP [imitating Al Pacino]
"I'm out of order? Pha." "You're out of order!" "This whole courtroom's
out of order!" Seriously,
what-what's the part? "Just when
I thought I was out" "they pull me back in." Come on, seriously,
Joey, what's the part? Uh.. [mumbling] You're.. [mumbling]
...what? I'm his butt double, ok? I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright? He goes into the showe. and then I'm his butt. - Oh, my God.
- Come on, you guys. This is a real movie and Al Pacino's in it
and that's big. Oh, no, it's terrific,
it's, it's.. You know, you deserve it,
after all your years of struggling
you've finally been able to crack your way
into show business. Okay, fine, make jokes.
I don't care. This is a big
break for me. No, you're right,
you're right, it is. So, you gonna invite us
all to the big opening? [laughing] [instrumental music]
