Friends: The Best of Joey and Chandler’s Friendship (Mashup) | TBS

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Alright, no peeking. No peeking. No peeking. No peeking! Alright, alright, but you'd better be wearing clothes when I open my eyes. Alright. Open your eyes. Sweet mother of all that is good and pure. Huh? "Days of Our Lives" picked up my option. - Congratulations! - I know. Now we can finally watch "Green Acres" the way it was meant to be seen. Uh-huh. So, uh.. ...which one is mine? Whichever one you want, man. Whichever one you want. Not that one. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah, that's the stuff. - Do we dare? - We dare. - Ah. - Ah. - Aah.. - Aah.. [telephone ringing] - Hello. - Hey, it's me. It's Chandler! Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. [muffled] I'm stuck in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. What? [muffled] I'm stuck.. ...in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. I have no idea what you just said. Put Joey on the phone! What's up, man? [muffled] I'm stuck.. ...in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre. Oh, my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! Chandler, listen, listen! [mumbling] Yeah, like that thought never entered my mind. Happy New Year! [cheering] You know, I, uh, just thought I'd throw this out here. I'm no math whiz, but I do believe there are three girls and three guys right here. Mwah. Mwah. Oh, I don't feel like kissing anyone tonight. Well, I can't kiss anyone. So I'm kissing everyone? Oh, no, no. You can't kiss Ross. - That's your brother. - Oh, yeah. Oh, perfect. Perfect. So now everybody's getting kissed but me. Alright, somebody kiss me. Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! Somebody kiss me! Somebody kiss me! It's midnight! - It's already.. - Alright, alright, alright. There. [instrumental music] So, uh.. ...what are you watching? "Baywatch." What's it about? Lifeguards. Well, it sounds kind of stup.. Who's she? (Joey) 'Nicole Eggert.' We like her. Wow, look at them run. Yeah...they do that a lot. 'Hey, you want a beer?' - Yeah. I'll go get one. - No, no, don't get up. I got a cooler right here. - Hey. - 'Hi.' Oh, ah! What are you doing? I thought you were gonna take her back to the store today. I did, but the store wouldn't take her back. So then I took her to the shelter and you know what I found out? If they can't find a home for her, they kill her. And I'm not gonna let that happen to Little Yasmine. Okay, good, good, good, 'cause.. Good, 'cause I was kind of having second thoughts too. Okay, and it's not just chicks, you know. It's all kinds of other animals. That's horrible. Well, you did the right thing, man. Thanks. I'm glad you see it that way. [duck quacking] Oh-ho, funny story. Hey, you. Well, he's just adorable. Well, can you tell him that? Because...he thinks he looks too pink. So what are you guys out doing today? Oh, we're not out. No, no. 'No.' We're just, uh, two heterosexual guys hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend doing the usual straight guy stuff. - You done? - Yeah. Oh, there's our stop. Get out of here. This is our stop. You guys live around here, too? Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, we live in the building by the uh...sidewalk. You know it? Hey, look, since we're neighbors and all what do you say we, uh.. ...get together for a drink? So, uh, you want to go to Markel's? Oh, sure. They love us over there. Hey, where's your baby? Ben! Ben! Oh, my God! (Joey) 'What?' - Are you alright? - Yeah. What happened? Aw, man. He promised he wouldn't take the chairs! What the hell happened? How were you locked in? And where the hell is all of our stuff? Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and, and he said he didn't think it was big enough to fit a grown man. So...you got in voluntarily? I was trying  to make a sale! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, y-you know what I'm gonna do? Bend over? Joey! No Joey! No Joey! No Joey! - Joey! - What's going on? You're it. Now, run and hide. It's no big deal. Chandler was just kissing me. 'Cause he thought I was Mary Angela. What? How could you do that? How could you think she was Mary Angela? I wasn't sure which one Mary Angela was. [gasping] Look, I'm sorry, okay? I was really drunk. And you guys all look really similar. - I say, punch him, Joey. - Yeah! No, you know what? We should all calm down. Because, you know, your brother's not gonna punch me. Oh, yeah? Well, that's usually what I would do but...I just never thought you'd be on the receiving end of it. How could you do this? Joey, if you want to punch me, go ahead. I deserve it. But, I just want you to know that I would never soberly hurt you or your family. You're my best friend. I would never do anything like this ever again. So what? - I say punch him. - Yeah! No, no, no. I'm not gonna punch Chandler. - I'll do it. - No, you won't. Look, he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him. He's sorry. But you got one more apology to make. Alright? You got to apologize to Mary Angela. - Okay. Absolutely. You got it. - Alright. - Cookie, now you can punch him. - What? Alright, look, if you're not gonna stay for me then at least stay for them. Okay. They've had a very difficult year. What with the robbery and all. When that guy was robbing us and I was locked in the entertainment unit for like six hours do you know what I was doing in there all that time? I was thinking about how I let you down. - Wow! - Yeah. But if I had known what kind of friend you're gonna turn out to be, I wouldn't have worried about it so much. - See you around. - Alright, wait. Come on, wait, just wait one second. There has to be something that I can do. Something. If we still had that entertainment unit I would get in there for six hours and think about how I let you down. - What? - We got a box. Okay, buddy boy, here it is. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own. Oh, my God! That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear! Look at me! I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando.. [groaning] Yeah. Whoo! I tell you, it's hot with all this stuff on. I, uh, I better not do any, I don't know, lunges. So, uh...you want me to, uh, give you a hand with the foosball table? Nah. You keep it. You need the practice. Thanks. So.. ...I guess this is it. Yeah. Right. Yeah. I guess so. Listen, uh.. ...I don't know when I'm going to see you again. Well, I'm guessing, uh, tonight at the coffee house. Right. Yeah. Okay. Uh...take care. Yeah. [instrumental music] Hey, this is a little extra something for, uh, you know, always being there for me. Wow, I don't know what to say. Wow, I-I don't know what to say. - Well, what do you say? - I don't know. - It's a bracelet. - Isn't it? And it's engraved too. Check it out. "To my best bud." Thanks, best bud. Oh, no. [keys jingling] You gotta be.. May I help you? Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doing downstairs? Oh, I'm, I'm sorry. Uh-uh-uh. Have we met? It's Eddie, you freak, your roommate. I'm sorry, I, uh.. ...I already have a roommate. Hello. Yeah. He's lived here for years. I don't...I don't know what you're talking about, man. No, no, no, 'cause, uh.. No, he...he moved out.. ...and I moved in. Well, I...I think we'd remember something like that. I know I would. Oh, that's a... that's a good point. Um...okay. Wow. I guess I got the wrong...apartment then. I'm...look, I'm...you know, I'm sorry. I'm terribly sorry. - Hey, no problem. - See ya. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about, you know, the three of us? Yes, vividly. She was kidding about that, right? Yeah, I-I think so. Yeah, I-I think so. God, it'd be weird if that situation presented itself tonight, uh? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, uh.. ...what-what would we do? Dude, I don't know. [chuckles] - She was kidding. - Yeah. She was.. Well, you know what, just in case, maybe we should come up with a set of ground rules. Yeah. For sure. Okay. Probably want the first one to be, never open your eyes. You know, because you don't wanna be doing something.. ...and then look up, right? And see something that you don't want to be seeing. - You know? - Yeah. Good call. Nice. Hold it! Hold it! What if my eyes are closed and.. ...and my hand is out there.. Ah! Okay, eyes open at all times. Oh, hey, how do we decide where we.. [clears throat] ...you know, each would.. ...you know...be? Right. Right. Well, uh, you know, we could flip for it. Yeah, I guess. But, like, what's heads and what's tails? Well, if you don't know that then I don't wanna do this with you. Yo, paisan. (Chandler) 'Can I talk to you for a sec?' Your tailor is a very bad man. Frankie? What are you talking about? Hey, what's going on? Joey's tailor.. took advantage of me. What? No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years. Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam. Then he ran his hand up my leg and then, there was definite.. What? Cupping. That's how they do pants. First they go up one side, they move it over then they go up the other side they move it back, and then they do the rear. Alright, Chandler, do something. Come on, do something. I am. I'm ignoring you. Okay, here. I'm gonna be the on-camera guy. Alright, first stop.. ...Westminster Abbey. - Oh, what the hell is that? - That's London, baby. Alright, the hotel's here. Wait. No. We want to go.. No. I know. I'm gonna have to go into the map. Okay, if you see a little version of me in there kill it. I got it. Here we go. Okay, listen, listen. We're not gonna have to walk this way the entire time, are we? Shh. Oh, man, you made me lose it. Argh. Oh. You're upset because you think I chose Ross over you. No, I, knew you could take care of yourself. You know, I mean Ross, he needs help. He's not street like us. Come on, when it comes down to it you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line. Well, no, not exactly. Alright, look, I.. I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay. My sandwich was next to Ross. Alright? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich. From a bullet? Yeah, I know it doesn't make much sense-- Much sense? Look, Chandler, it was instinct. Okay? I just went for it. So you risked your life, for a sandwich? I know it sounds crazy, but Chandler this is the greatest sandwich in the world. So you didn't, uh, choose Ross before me? No. I would never do that. You-you're like my brother. - Really? - Yeah. Okay, Ben, Santa has to go. Say goodbye. No, why does he have to go? Hm-m, because if Santa and the Holiday...Armadillo are ever in the same room for too long the universe will implode. Merry Christmas! No, why can't the Armadillo leave? I want Santa. Fine, I-I give up. Santa, Santa can stay. Well, I'll stay but only because I want to hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah? Okay, Santa. - Thank you. - You're welcome. 'Alright.' It's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago there were these people called the Maccabees. Merry Christmas! So.. ...I guess by the powers vested in me by the state of New York and the internet guys.. ...I now pronounce you husband and wife. Oh, wait. Do you take each other? - I do. - I do. Yeah, you do. - Rings. - Oh, crap. Okay, um.. Uh, uh, let's do the rings. We good? Yeah? Good? [clears throat] Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. Now kiss her again. Oh, hi. Come on in. I'm Catherine, the listing agent. Hi, I'm Joey, this is Chandler. So, how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt? Medical malpractice? Choked on his own mustache? Actually, he's buying a much bigger place. It's got a great view of Central Park-- Ah, that's enough out of you. Uh, is there anything we should know about the apartment? All the appliances are included. There's a lot of light, a new kitchen. I think you guys would be very happy here. [chuckling] Oh, no, no, no. No! No, no, we're not together. We're not a couple. - We're definitely not a couple. - Oh, okay, sorry. Wow, you, uh, you seemed pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you? We are not going to have this conversation again. What's going on? I'm sorry. I-I told you I was in Tulsa because I wanted to spend the night with Monica and I-I didn't know.. I didn't think you'd understand. What, you think I'm too dumb to understand that a husband needs to be with his wife, huh? You think I'm, like, "duh"? - Joey. - Yeah? I don't know what to say. We shouldn't have lied to you. Yeah, I feel so bad. Is there, is there anything I can do to make it up to you? Yeah, you could go to the game with me. Even though I know you said you couldn't. But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head. Look, I'm sorry, that's the one thing I can't do. I promised I'd be with Monica. Alright. - You can go. - What? You should go to the game. It's, it's okay, I want you to. Really? Y-you gonna be okay? Yeah, I'll be fine. You know, maybe I'll-I'll stay here and practice the art of seduction. You're gonna put sweats on and clean, aren't you? It's gonna be so hot. - Okay, bye. - Thanks. What? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be a junior copywriter. - Oh, wow! That's great! - Oh, my God! Congratulations. Oh, sweetie, I'm so proud of you! Does that mean I get the good loving tonight? You bet! No TV or anything. Hey, that is so great about the job. Thanks man. And I'd like to think I had a little something to do with it. Really, why? Well, before, with the wishbone.. I, uh...I didn't wish we would win the lottery I wished you'd get the job. Oh, yeah? Listen, don't tell Monica. - She'll rip your heart out. - Oh, yeah. Hey. Hey, where you been? Oh, just, uh, you know, looking around. But you know what? This house is great. Really? What changed your mind? Oh, well, the little girl who lives here made me feel a lot better about the whole thing. Joey, there was a little girl who lived here but she died, like, 30 years ago. What? [laughs] I'm just messing with you. That's not funny. You know I'm afraid of little girl ghosts. Joey, now that you're okay with the house do you wanna go see your room? What? I get my own room? [sighs] You don't think we'd buy a house and not have a Joey room, do ya? Oh, my God. Hey. (Joey) Oh, oh. Sorry about the table, man. Yeah. You gonna buy a new one? Probably not. No. I don't know how much I'm gonna wanna play after you go. Well, at least we got these little guys out. - Yeah. - Oh! We were worried about you. Hmm. Guess I better get used to things crapping in my hand, huh? Oh, I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again. Hey, you know what? Maybe we should keep them here with you. - What? - Yeah. I mean, we've got a lot going on right now and plus, here, they'd have their own room. I could get a goose? You know, I think you are set with the poultry. Thanks man. You hear that, you guys? You're gonna get to stay here. And-and... ...it's good, you know? 'Cause, uh... 'Cause now you have a reason to come visit. I think there may be another reason. So, uh... ...awkward hug or... ...lame, cool-guy handshake? [clears throat] Yeah, well, you know lame, cool-guy handshake. (together) Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Channel: TBS
Views: 5,701,248
Rating: 4.9228902 out of 5
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Length: 25min 27sec (1527 seconds)
Published: Mon Oct 05 2020
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