Friends: Chandler's Most Sarcastic Moments (Mashup) | TBS

tell me what look at you you won't even look at him oh come on tell me I could use another reason why women won't look at me all right all right last night I had a dream that you and I were doing it on this table Wow excellent dream score why no what why would you dream that more importantly was I any good well you were pretty damn any good interesting cuz in my dreams I'm surprisingly inadequate well last night you seemed to know your way around the table I love it when we share you okay there I can't believe you two had sex in her dream I'm sorry it was a one-time thing I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious I am Telling You years from now school children will study it as one of the greatest first dates of all time it was unbelievable we could totally be ourselves we didn't have to play any games have you called her yet let her know I like her what do you say it's the next day how needy do I want to seem I'm right right let it dangle I can't believe my parents are actually pressuring me to find one of you people come on just do it call her stop being so testosterone e which by the way is the real San Francisco treat I got a machine or answering machine no interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up bad very bad what are you doing Chandler oh my god you're smoking again well actually yesterday I was smoking again today I'm I'm smoking still why would you start again after chewing all that quitting gum I'm telling you this is just like my parents divorce which is when I started smoking in the first place weren't you nine yeah I'm telling you something that first smoke after naptime oh that's great with my luck that's gonna be him him Ross no him 253 his eyes are on the sparrow my parents got divorced that's when I started using humor as a defense mechanism hey anybody know a good tailor he need some clothes altered no no I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk don't you go see Frankie my family's been going to him forever he did my first suit when I was 15 no wait 16 no excuse me 15 all right when was 1990 okay you have to stop the q-tip when there's resistance let me give you - what are we gonna do well flip for it ducks or clowns oh we're gonna flip for the baby you got a better idea all right call it in here heads heads it is yes we have to assign heads to something right okay okay uh ducks is heads because Ducks have heads [Laughter] kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday some girl ate Monica shut up the camera adds ten pounds huh so how many cameras are actually on can you hear anything oh yeah somebody just said can you hear anything hey Joey's ass what are you doing when they got in that big fight and broke up and we're all stuck in here all night with no food or anything well we're all set Rachel at the wedding I figured it was gonna happen again so I hid this in here candy bars crossword puzzles Oh badly it's fine condoms you don't know how long we're gonna be in here we may have to repopulate the earth and condoms are the way to do that come on Chandler I want this part so much just one kiss I won't tell me Joey no means no Hey I'm sorry we don't have your sheep okay be the fifth dentist caved now they're all recommending trident so does it do anything you know special well yes Ross pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia you know in some cultures having a third nipples actually a sign of virility you get the best huts and women dance naked around you huh are any of these cultures perchance in the tri-state area whoa Australopithecus isn't supposed to be in that display no no no no Homo habilis was erect Australopithecus was never fully erect maybe he was nervous we gotta settle so what the Jamestown Colony of Virginia you see King George is giving us the lands the game Rachel the game you always money for the game so basically you get your Yaya's by taking money from all of your friends yeah yes when I get my I dance from Ikea you have to put them together yourself but they cost a little less how come all I can think about is putting that ice in my mouth and licking you all over because I went to an all-boys high school and God is making up for it this is my favorite part yeah me too you know what's sadder than this Bambi I cried for three days with that movie no wait - cuz on the third day my mother killed herself so I was partly crying for that we'll see now that I can see crying over but Bambi is a cartoon you didn't cry when Bambi's mother died yes it was very sad when the guys stopped drawing the deer [Music] hold on there's something different I went to that tanning place your wife suggested was that place the Sun oh and it gets worse oh my god you can do a duet of ebony and ivory all by yourself Rosten get the annulment we are still married oh my god what okay maybe it wasn't my best decision but I just couldn't face another failed marriage okay I just jump in and ask at what point did you think this was a successful marriage I'm so gonna get back at Ross oh yeah this'll Shawn here we go what are you doing oh you'll see my friend [Music] I'm dead and so young hosting that I died that really isn't funny well how you died was funny oh please hit by a blimp it kills over one Americans every year thank you guys for having us over we don't hang out with married couples more often well because every time you do you make jokes about swinging and scare them away you mean that Portuguese couple yeah like you wouldn't have done it hey you guys I'm great news Ross we're caught in the middle of dinner here oh well I already ate but sure guess what happened at work today a dinosaur died a million years ago try sixty-five million years ago and then try Shh I thought Joey and I would be okay once we hung out but it's like we don't even know how to be with each other anymore I know it's tough now but things will get better how do you know that what if it just gets worse and worse and worse to the point where we can't even be in the same room with each other I'm not great at the advice can I interest you in a sarcastic comment some cheese [Music] maybe people give out fake numbers but they don't give out fake names yeah hi Ken Adams nice to meet you Regina Phil Angie you know we didn't do anything wrong no Pablo you did tell an awful lot of jokes I thought you said those jokes are funny Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe Joe well maybe it was all of your questions what about my questions the sheer volume it was like flying with the Riddler I'm sorry was that another joke who's had another question oh my goodness where did you hide it I got a fear wedding and I ordered it weeks ago and it finally got here beeps you didn't have to get us anything for a wedding you already did so I just left it here for now oh man we can put in the guest bedroom yeah okay I kind of like it here hey you look great I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner you know I so rarely get to practice my meals before I eat them what did we say was your one gift to us no stupid jokes but I thought that was for the actual wedding rehearse it what a small world and yet I never run into Beyonce hi What's Wrong buddy someone at work ate my sandwich well what did the police say my Thanksgiving leftover sandwich I can't believe someone just ate it Ross is just a sandwich just a sandwich look I am 30 years old okay I'm gonna be divorced twice and I just got evicted that sandwich was the only good thing going on in my life someone ain't the only good thing going on in my life I have enough stuff room for one more sandwich I mean I was gonna eat it myself but incredible thank you so much I can't believe someone ate it everything knock knock who's there Ross Geller's lunch Ross Geller's lunch who Ross Geller's lunch please don't take me okay I'm surprised you can go home where in your lunch okay look you wanna hold on to your food you got to scare people off I learned that living on the street really so so what would you say Pheebs stuff like keep your mitts off my grub say Ross when you picture Phoebe living on the street is she's surrounded by the entire cast of Annie [Music]

Channel: TBS

Views: 12,300,701

Rating: 4.9231024 out of 5

Keywords: TBS, TBS Network, Comedy, TBS Shows, Shows, TBS Funny, TBS New, New TBS, Friends, Friends TBS, Jennifer Aniston, Rachel Green, Courteney Cox, Monica Geller, Lisa Kudrow, Phoebe Buffay, Matthew Perry, Chandler Bing, Matt LeBlanc, Joey Tribbiani, David Schwimmer, Ross Geller, Most Sarcastic Moments, Chandler Muriel Bing, NBC sitcom, Mashup, Matthew Langford Perry, Matthew, Perry, Chandler, Bing, six reckless adults

Id: VVQB_M2f6xM

Length: 14min 34sec (874 seconds)

Published: Mon Jun 08 2020