Friends: Chandler Gets A Little Desperate (Season 1 Clip) | TBS

- Can I use your phone? - Yeah. Uh, but for future reference uh, that thing in your hand can also be used as a phone. [ringing] Yes, it's working. Why isn't she calling me back? Maybe she never got your message. You know, if you want you can call her machine and if she has a lot of beeps that means she probably didn't get her messages yet. You don't think that makes me seem a little.. Desperate, needy, pathetic? Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad. - How many beeps? - She answered. You see, this is where you'd use that "Hello" word we talked . I'm not gonna talk to her. She obviously got my message and is choosing not to call me. Now, I'm needy and snubbed. God, I miss just being needy. (all) 'Hey.' How'd he take it? Pretty well, actually. - Uh, Rach? - What? How come you have dental floss in your hair? - Oh, do I? - Uh-huh. We ended up having sex in his chair. You had sex in his chair? I said that a little too loudly, didn't I? You, you had what? Sex in his chair. What, uh, what were you thinking? I don't know. I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. It's like you and Carol. No. No, no. It's nothing like me and Carol. Please, if she said to , "Ross, I want you on this couch. Right here, right now," what would you say? If it helps, I could slide over. It's, it's-it's uh, a totally different situation.. It's-it's apples and oranges.. It's-it's orthodontists and lesb- I got to go. - Wh-where are you going? - I just have to go! Alright. Do I need a reason, huh? I mean, I have things to do with my life. I have a jam-packed schedule and I am late for keeping up with it, okay? [phone ringing] Hello? Hello? [imitating phone ringing] Hell is filled with people like you. He's back. The peeper's back. - Get down! - Get down? And boogie. Thanks, but I got to go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy. Relax. You know, She may not even know. Please, I haven't heard from her in seven months and<i> now</i> she calls me I mean, what else is it about? Oh. She was my best friend you guys. We went to camp together. - She taught me how to kiss. - Yeah? Now, you know, I'm like the other woman. Oh, I feel so.. Naughty. Alright, I'll see you guys later. Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss you were at camp and were you wearing any kind of little uniform or.. That's fine, yeah. Okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Will you watch my phone? Why don't you just take it with you? Hey, we haven't been on a second date. She needs to hear me pee? Why don't you just call her? I can't call her. I left a message. - I have some pride. - Do you? No. Danielle? Hi. Hi, it's uh, it's Chandler. I'm fine. [clears throat] Uh, listen. I don't know if you tried to call me because, uh..idiot that I am I accidentally shut off my phone. Oh, okay-okay. That's, that's-that's fine That's great. Okay. She's on the other line. She's gonna call me back. ♪ She's on the other line she's gonna call me back♪ ♪ She's on the other line gonna call me back ♪ - Don't you have to pee? - It's why I'm dancing.

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Id: lrNcx2D_FZI

Length: 4min 48sec (288 seconds)

Published: Sun Feb 16 2020