[instrumental music] Hey, gorgeous.
How's it going? Dehydrated Japanese noodles
under fluorescent lights. Does it get better than this? Question, you're not
dating anybody, are you? Because I met somebody
who would be perfect for you. Ah, you see, perfect
might be a problem. Had you said, co-dependent
or self-destructive... - Do you want a date, Saturday?
- Yes, please. Okay. He is cute, he's funny,- - He's a "he"?
- Well, yeah. Oh, God. I just...I thought.. ...you're not, so.
Good, Shelly. Okay. I'm just gonna go flush
myself down the toilet now. Okay.
Bye-bye. (Chandler)
It's hard to enjoy cup
of ramen noodles after that. I mean, is that ridiculous? Can you believe she
actually thought that? Um.. ...yeah. Well, I mean,
when I first met you, y'know I thought maybe..
Possibly you might be. - You did?
- Yeah, but then. But then you spent Phoebe's
entire birthday party talking to my breasts so then I figured
maybe not. Huh, did uh...any of the
rest of you guys think that when you first met me? - I did.
- Yeah, I think so, yeah. - Not me.
- No, no, me neither. Although, uh, you know,
back in college, Susan Salidor did. You're kidding. - Did you tell her I was...
- No. Well, it's just 'cause uh... I kinda wanted to go out with her too So I told her, actually you were seeing
Bernie Spellman who also liked her, so.. Well, this is fascinating. So, uh,
what is it about me? I don't know. 'cause you're smart,
you're funny-- Ross is smart and funny.
You ever think that about him? Yeah! Right! What is it? [laughing] Okay, I-I don't know. You-you just...you have
a quality. - Yes, right.
- Exactly. Yeah, a quality. Oh, oh, a quality, good. Because I was worried
you guys were gonna be vague about this.
