- And lamb chop..
- 'Ooh, lamb chop.' How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my
hand for thirty years it'd be talking too. Okay, I think
it's time to change somebody's nicotine patch. Hey! Where's Joey? Joey ate my last stick
of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong? I think he's across the hall. Thanks. There you go. Ooh, I'm alive
with pleasure now. Hey, Pheebs, you gonna have
the rest of that Pop-Tart? Pheebs? Does anyone want
the rest of this Pop-Tart? Hey, I might. Sorry. You know, those stupid
soda people gave me seven thousand
dollars for the thumb. - Oh, my God!
- Seven thousand dollars? And on my way over here,
I stepped in gum. What is up with the universe? - What's goin' on?
- Nothing. I just think it's nice when we're all here together. Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear. - Uh, Joey.
- Oh, God! Okay. - Oh, come on.
- That was lamb chop! Please, guys, we have to talk. Wait, wait,
I'm getting a Deja Vu. No, I'm not. Alright, we have to talk. There it is! Okay. It's, it's about Alan. There's something
that you should know. [sighs]
Oh, man, there's really
no easy way to say this, uh. I've decided to
break up with Alan. [all sighs] Is there somebody else? No, no, no. It's just.. You know, things change. People change. We didn't change. So that's it? It's over? Just like that? You know, you let
your guard down. You know, you start to
really care about someone. And I just.. I.. Look, I, I could
go on pretending-- - Okay.
- 'No!' But that wouldn't be fair to me.
It wouldn't be fair to Alan. - It wouldn't be fair to you.
- Yeah, well, who wants fair? I mean, I just want things back.
You know, the way they were. - I'm sorry.
- Oh, she's sorry! I feel better. I just can't believe this. I mean, with the
holidays coming up.. ...I wanted him
to meet my family. I'll meet someone else. There'll be other Alans. - No!
- Oh, yeah, right. - Are you guys gonna be okay?
- Hey, hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna
need a little time. I understand. [sighs]
Wow! I'm, I'm really sorry. Yeah, I mean, I'm sorry too. But, I gotta tell you,
I'm a little relieved. Relieved? Yeah, well, I mean I had a great time with you. I just can't stand your friends. [instrumental music]
