No, no, no. They say it's the
same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb the the tip of his index finger. That's ridiculous. Can I use either thumb? Alright. Don't tell me.
Don't tell me. Decaf cappuccino for Joey. Coffee, black. Latte. And an iced tea. I'm getting pretty good at this. - Excellent.
- Good job. Good for me. [mumbling] - You okay, Phoebe?
- Yeah. No, I'm just, it's, uh.. It's not even worth.
It's my bank. And what did they do to you? It's not,
it's just.. Okay. I'm goin' through
my mail, and I open up their monthly,
you know, statement-- - Easy, easy.
- And, yeah.. And there's $500
extra in my account. Oh! Satan's minions
at work again. Yes, 'cause now I have to go
down there and deal with them. What are you talkin' about?
Keep it. It's not mine.
I didn't earned it. If I kept it,
it would be like stealing. Yeah, but if you spent it,
it would be like shopping. Okay. Okay. Let's say I bought
a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear
with every step I took? Not mine. Not mine. Not mine. And even if I was happy,
okay, and, and skipping. I'd hear, not-not mine.
Not-not mine. We're with you. We got it Okay. I just, I'd never
be able to enjoy it. It would be like
this giant karmic debt. (Monica)
'Chandler, what are you doin'?' Hey, what are you doing? - Oh, whoa!
- Oh, gross. - What are you doing?
- What is this? I'm smoking. I'm smoking
I'm smoking. Oh, I can't believe you. You've been so good
for three years. And this...is my reward. Hold on a second, alright. Just think about what you went through the last time you quit. Okay, so this time I won't quit. - No! Put it down.
- Alright! I'm putting it out. I'm putting it out. Oh, no! I, uh..
I can't drink this now. Alright, I'm gonna go change.
I've got a date. Is this Alan again?
How's it goin'? It's going pretty good,
you know. It's nice and we're having fun. So, when do we get
to meet the guy? - 'Yeah?'
- Let's see, today's Monday. - Never.
- Come on! No, no, not after
what happened with Steve. What are you talking about?
We love Steve. Steve was sexy! - Sorry.
- Yeah. Look, I don't even know
how I feel about him yet. Just give me a chance
to figure that out. Well, then can we meet him? No. Sorry.
