[screaming] (Chandler)
'I'm sorry. I'm sorry.' That is it!
You just barge in here! - You don't knock!
- I'm sorry! You have no respect
for anybody's privacy. - Rachel, wait, wait.
- No, you wait. - This is ridiculous--
- Can I just say one thing? What?! What?! That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... "nippular" area. [gasps] [indistinct] Okay. You guys want
anything else? Oh, yes, could I have
one of those-- No, I'm sorry.
We're all out of those. - Anybody else?
- Okay. Did I, uh, did I miss
something between-- No. She's still upset
because I saw her boobies. Well, what? What-what when
you doing seeing her boobies? It was an accident, it's not
like I was across the street with a telescope
and a box of doughnuts. [laughter] Okay, okay. Can we change
the subject, please? Yeah, 'cause, hello,
these are not her 'boobies'. These are her breasts. Okay, Pheebs. I was hoping
for more of a change. You know, I don't know
why you're so embarrassed. They were very nice boobies! "Nice"? They were<i> nice</i>? I mean, that's it?
I mean, mittens are<i> nice.</i> Okay. Rock. Hard place..
Me! You're... you're...
you're so funny. He's really funny. I wouldn't want to be te
when-when the laughter stops.. Whoa, whoa.
Back up there, sparky. What did you mean by that? Well, it just seems
as though that maybe you have
intimacy issues, y'know... that you use your humor
as a way of... keeping people at a distance. - Huh.
- I mean, hey... I just met you.
I don't know you from Adam. Only child, right? Parents divorced
before you hit puberty. Uh-huh. How did you know that? It's textbook. - Hey, you guys.
- Hey, Joe. - You all know my dad.
- Hey, hey, hey. Hey, how long you in the city? Just for a couple of days.
I got a job Midtown. I figured I'm better off
staying with the kid than hauling my ass
back and forth on a ferry. I don't know this one. - Oh, this is my friend, Roger.
- Hi. Hey, hey. - Good to meet you, Rog.
- 'You too, sir.' What happened
to the, uh, puppet guy? Dad. Oh, oh. Excuse me. So, Ross, uh, how's the wife? [moans] 0 for two, huh? Uh, Chandler, quick,
say something funny.
