Food Games (PART 2) - JonTron

jontron last time on jontron drama I'm sorry we've lost the baby oh god no no I mean like we've literally lost we can't find him it's gone romance god damn it I love you what do you mean you love me why would you say that playing hard to get are you action you don't want to miss this stay tuned for more of jontron wait wait hold on hold on I don't remember any of that happening that is not what happened in the last episode what I do remember is that we played a ton of games based on fast food marketing campaigns but if you thought we were done oh how wrong you were next on the list the noid this was one of the strangest marketing campaigns of all time for Domino's Pizza what exactly did they think this would do for their brand feature that just wasn't right what time I got annoyed the pepperonis didn't come on my delivery pizza that I forgot to put them on is do a pizza well then he just sounds like a bad guy to hang around then doesn't he the Domino's Pizza the noise is this really a testament to the pizza the box it's packaged in it I don't know what the appeal was here but apparently he was popular enough to get his own game hmm not gonna tip on this delivery the game starts off with a yo noid update wild creatures led by mr. green are a sailing New York City well that don't sound too good the mayor knows that only the noid has the power to stop them the mayor spelled MA y ER huh I'll assume he's referring to John Mayer yes very popular in the yo noid universe for uh because of how much he looks like a big pepperoni using his super yo-yo and other inventions he will try that's it he will try well that's all you could ask us somebody isn't it ah yes the very accurate map of New York City we've got here of course pictured after a devastating nuclear holocaust has ravaged the world and grass and weeds have consumed the lands but at least Trump towers still survived I started off in Brooklyn my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars I came into Manhattan Oh God this is the alternate universe where Trump wins isn't it this first level here is already excruciating the perspective on the water is all out of whack it's completely disorienting sometimes you think you land on the wood but you'll just touch the water and die or some fish will come up from beneath you and [ __ ] your [ __ ] up there's no checkpoint so you have to do each level in one beautiful run it's hard welcome to the pizza eating contest oh boy I think I can win this one way too much to the pizza the area champion goes first huh the [ __ ] does that mean after the end of each level you get to this strange card game thing apparently the pink guy's the area champion I don't really understand the rules at all how many pizzas do I want but what kind of question is that give me them all from what I can gather you just pick a bigger number than he picks and whoever picks the bigger number wins the battle the first the fill is pizza meter down here wins overall pizza meter I said pizza meter don't forget that ever tell that you kids tell us your grandchildren so it's just luck I guess why would you ever pick this smaller number hehehe I cream yeah okay just as long as it's not on my delivery guy isn't that overdoing it and you're the one that's the supposed champion of this [ __ ] you're the one making me do it oh I get it now I need to eat a pizza because I'm having a [ __ ] panic attack over here I need it I've got a stress eat chester Cheetah also at his own game way back when chester Cheetah too cool to fool God I move so slow is that some sort of joke he's a cheetah I think this is the slowest video game character of all time I mean that that turtle is faster love to be fair he is on roller skate so it's not really a fair fight maybe this is the actual speed of a cheetah who's been fed an exclusive diet of cheetos his entire life the music to it just gets in your head man if you want to run which is still not fast by the way if you could believe it it might be slower you got to hold down a button and then he's like that yeah I'm gonna do it he doesn't even do it right away it's the most unsatisfying anti-climactic thing ever but at least I can hump the ground in the pipe in a cave pipe can't get to the exit but I can do this yeah uh-huh you ain't touching this come back when you're older daddy-o hey what about the kool-aid man he's kind of interesting does he have any games I could have sworn I had something around here but I thought I misplaced it Hey Dude what's up yeah here's your game buddy you're cooling game here man who you got I'm the cool guy yeah there it is oh thanks no problem buddy hey did you want some kool-aid before I left it yeah okay you wanna try a little cooling okay punch me in the liver did what I'd say just once man oh that was [ __ ] up all right this is kool-aid man three Atari I'm gonna remember this moment for the rest of my life in this you play as a jug of kool-aid I guess if you touch any of these cherry bomb' guys your pitcher goes all around the goddamn place bouncing from wall to wall but occasionally the cherry bombs stopped to take a diabetic sugar lined piss and then for some reason at that point you can collect them huh what I can't move anymore the talkest mic has only just begun I have no idea what just happened the game just stopped I mean I'm in a real loss it just went black and stopped I'm not even trying to make a joke here can anyone make sense of this I know it's an old game but it's not even trying to be coherent so I'll fill you in apparently what's happening here is that below all of this is a body of water very obvious I know that these guys known as Thirsty's are sucking up through straws yeah those are straws I guess not sure what the multicolored thing is about but hey like I said this was 1983 anything was possible they elected Ronald Reagan and he was pictured at least several times with the chimpanzee here and the United States though is also in the feature film bedtime for Bonzo you know you can only collect these guys if they're drinking the water if the water goes down all the way you lose truth be told I don't know why didn't buy this game twice up next the California Raisins also known as one of the most terrifying commercial campaigns to ever grace the United States they made Michael Jackson a drag the King of Pop they've made him a son reached great now you may not even have known this game existed but that's because it technically doesn't this game was fully finished and then never released the few real copies of it that do exist are held in very high value so I happen to have a reproduction card here it starts up with this nice splash screen okay there's some judge raisins on a stand Cal Rab what does that mean is that short for California Raisins ban if so why is it on the judge stand do they own the state the story here is that the California Raisins have been kidnapped along with all their music but you know did you save an mp3 somewhere you could just you know burn a couple on a disc then it's not lost anymore in this game you apparently attack by scooping a piece of your stomach out and throwing it at the enemy by the end of this level there won't be much of them left it plays pretty close what you'd expect from a platformer from this era I mean it's not great but I don't see why it was cancelable I mean they already spent all the money on making it there's dead ends on practically every level which is really annoying but the bosses are pretty cool I guess I mean I think but the cool subjective really God has forsaken us okay that was the last boss I put him out of his misery I don't know if all this was worth it guys Congrats your 800k when you beat the game that says congrats you raisins and it was worth it alright here's a more straightforward one pepsi invaders it's just space invaders but for pepsi but wait a second up there it says coke so who's this game supposed to advertise for Coke or Pepsi well wait a sec coke wins but this is before the game even starts I didn't do anything this is irrelevant to the matter at hand this is just a statement oh I see so you're shooting Pepsi as Coke you're destroying them very subtle guys after some research I found out that unsurprisingly this is an altered version of space invaders but it was commissioned by coca-cola themselves for their 1983 sales convention in some circles the game is just referred to as coke winds probably a reference to that nice one guys classy I'm sure everyone was very impressed can you imagine them putting this up on a big screen at a convention I mean how insecure you gotta be there were only about 125 copies made total nowadays they can go up for $1,300 or more what if you wait for the pee to come down and kill you it just never does what can I say guys you have such a superior product that Pepsi can't even win when it wins ok coke we get it you had your chance let's see how a tasteful company like Pepsi would market their product now we're getting into some deep [ __ ] I don't know if I'm ready for that also what what what what believe it or not what you just witnessed was not the confiscated home videotape of a serial killers mad ramblings it was an official cutscene from Pepsi Zone official PlayStation 1 classic Pepsi man look at this is how it really starts from moment one it looks like a snuff film or something as puzzling as it is Pepsi made the choice to include all this live-action footage as part of the game the game was Japan exclusive but all the cutscenes take place in Los Angeles California with this guy oh jeez shoenice over here he speaks English - he subtitled in Japanese look I even found the exact corner is on here in the city of Inglewood represent let's get together and make this a hallowed sight huh put up a monument or two it looks like this guy left such a legacy you ran the whole block out of business except for that I'll play a local of course cuz let's face it our body needs the Crazy Chicken hey what do you see in there actually don't tell me I want to keep that part of myself intact you're doing pretty good that doesn't mean much coming from you in this world everyone relies on Pepsi man to solve their problems by restocking Pepsi machines yeah ok checks out I got a call that a vending machine ahead we ran out of Pepsi and I was just on my way there oh my god that's like real desperation in that man's voice he sounds like his family's been taken hostage whoa okay this is crazy I can't believe I've never heard of this you run through the streets and even people's homes while collecting Pepsi cans and dodging Pepsi trucks and other obstacles the comedic timing here is greats very Japanese I don't know though there's just something unsettling about this it's got a Truman Show thing going on there's no music and everything in this world is Pepsi they live they die for Pepsi Pepsi is the currency but Pepsi is also the enemy Pepsi stops us but it keeps us going to Pepsi is the hero and the villain the good and the bad again in the a one thing cannot be wholly good or wholly evil that would be naive and unrealistic to assume yes even our corporate Titans have a crack in their facade well their logo it makes so much sense now the blue represents the Pepsi and the red represents the Pepsi and the white represents an intricate inside job carried out by reptilians Pepsi hung on a cross he died for your sins he was then jabbed in the side with a spear by the Romans and America what came out was Pepsi and the Roman soldier he drank from the Pepsi and he said well objectively I just prefer Coke and then three days later the Pepsi was flat everything's going dark well grimbo bring me a cold one Oh Rambo drink too much whoa whoa no Grimble Grimble come back to me come back to me Hey anyone home we notice that the trekking sheep in your last macaulay culkin head buzz broke so we brought to your emergency replacement oh wow what happened here sorry I mean I was playing these video games based on food and I guess things got a little carried away oh my god I see now I finally get it it's all clear the true meaning of Thanksgiving isn't food but thanks for family but being a good balanced person with personal responsibility did that video games cause everything that's wrong in the world like obesity real-life violence and assange a name that makes perfect sense I see now make it is hilarious god bless the US media a lot of you come to me asking how to make a youtube video or just a video in general really well it just so happens my sponsor for this episode lynda.com has all the answers you seek anything ranging from software questions to the more creative questions they just so happen to give wonderful tutorials on Adobe Premiere Adobe After Effects and Photoshop all of which we use here at jontron but that's not all primarily there an online learning platform that has over 3,800 on-demand video courses on 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Channel: JonTronShow

Views: 12,910,088

Rating: 4.9362779 out of 5

Keywords: jontron, food games, part 2, yo noid, nes, Chester Cheetah: Too Cool To Fool (Video Game), cheetos, chester cheetah, snes, kool aid man, atari 2600, atari, pepsiman, ps1, japanese, game, funny, review, comedy, coke wins, Pepsi Invaders (Video Game)

Id: _T25UWrjXZA

Length: 15min 49sec (949 seconds)

Published: Mon Dec 07 2015

Reddit Comments

[u/cjwikstrom]

GRIMBO BRING ME VIDEO

[u/katsumeragi]

"Congraturaisins"

[u/[deleted]]

"there's no music"

maybe you should mount the .cue instead of the .bin when you emulate footage jon, because the pepsiman soundtrack is incredible

[u/Turbo2x]

SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS

[u/Iwashi94]

Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up, proud of you!

[u/Deviate85]

"Ah, beautiful so far. I wonder who wrote this episode?"

Insert Trump video clip

"Ah, PsychicPebbles, of course."

[u/Codc]

Papa bless

[u/Beareh]

Here is the NormalBoots link!

[u/Drokash]

This is food games, but Jon shown us Pepsi and Cola games, AKA drink games.

JONTRON YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT YOU WILL PAT FOR THIS

^#RIPGRIMBO