Flagrant 2: Gun To Your Head (Ft. Paul Virzi) (FULL EPISODE)

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recording that and I was sold to mic the mic is on somebody like moving the mic greatest non podcast conversation career advice in Korea I've never heard all the boats good cuz I don't think we gotta get we don't want to give that game away for free I want to know who Paul is Paul just had a great Comedy Central our special thank you man I think you were one of the first if not the first one produced by Bill burr I was so so bill is producing I think four maybe more bill in all things comedy al Madrigal and the all things comedy didn't work yes so what they wanted to do was they wanted to put three or four comedians under the umbrella to do the first hour specials right because Comedy Central's so incompetent talented comedians they have that source the skill of finding like there's somebody had come in said whose job it is to find funny people and they just tapped out the mustaches don't work so and I was I was lucky enough to be torn with burr and he was watching me and he would watch me grow and like yeah listen there's a lot of people that you when somebody says something to you that's complimentary of you stand up but when it when it's bill and I've watched him through the last four of his hours yeah when he says something about bitten and I was like man I think I want to do an hour he watched me is every time it's new and it's getting better and then they they were put they had some names that they wanted to do and I was supposed to do it as a matter of fact Pete Davidson that ought to be Davidson cuz Pete Davidson and I was smoking a cigar right nothing to do with all things comedy had nothing to do with Bill burn or al Madrigal me and Peter just smoking a cigar Manhattan and he go hey man cuz he heard how the hour was coming I was working in the city he was I'd like to direct I don't even know what that meant writing a comedy special mariya and he goes well I put my name on it and then you know I was going to accompany without mentioning names they found out I was being done wrong bad oh yeah and we saw something in the contract that would have basically into names the comment says it was look comedy dynamics was the company yeah and it was just we saw something that was just it was unfair and it was unfair that I there was something that I didn't have knowledge of right there was something I did have knowledge of yeah and they were actually great to me up until I saw the contract and I'm going this this is something we don't Ryan this is Lou Brian just say I don't know so so when all when we basically had to pull out and I had to pull out of the deal yeah and people you're gonna pull out man this is like your special and this is a dream and I'm like yeah it can't it can't be this way and then when all things comedy found out cuz I did my album with all things common rights was successful right America and Canada and then I also have the versioning effect podcast under all things calm right kind of been under that umbrella people who don't understand all things comedy they're like a comedy conglomerate they're started by two comics bill burr and al Madrigal yeah Ari Shaffir is also is are involved in uh yeah like Ari Shaffir is like an outsider shareholder there's a few of them so the idea was like hey why don't we start creating content producing content where comics let's do it very similar is what I'm doing now through the YouTube through the YouTube channel I would say it they're they're like a little wider and range like they don't have a specific type of comedy that they'll support they're like we just like good comedy and to be honest I think that could hurt them in this environment we'll get we'll get there later but just so people have an understanding of what all things comedy is yes a ton of like you know online content cooking shows travel shows it started with everybody's podcast there it was just a podcast network that has now kind of grown up you're throwing it and God so then when they found out that I had a falling out that's when they go you know this is good I mean because al Madrigal had a meeting with them going we want to do specials right we want to do comedy specials and since this happened and you're ready let's go and so we did they were where do you want and it looks great maybe we're grab where do you want to do it I said I want to do it in New York you know you will let you interview they were like you interview the directors you interviewed yeah you do you do it all and they let me do that and Pete obviously stayed on kept his name on of course cuz he's got the ball rolling and and everybody came together man and and knock on wood it's doing fantastic it broke the Comedy Central online roads that's all the matters came out yeah yeah because and so we're streaming thank God because they started streaming the March before right special came out because before they weren't streaming so yeah one and done it was your special is either seen at midnight or whatever yeah and that's it or it's not but then they started streaming so through the app people can still see it people still hit me up to say there I watched it live and I'll tell you why I watched it because I saw you do a joke at New York Comedy Club earlier and the joke was I'm probably gonna butcher it but it was something like it was something about school shootings yeah and the joke went something to the extent of like yeah you know like they'll be like four or five six you know kids get killed at these school shootings and it's like they got an ar-15 it's like I could take out thirty with nobody I remember that New York Comedy Club I saw you do it I remember you just kill with it and I you know I saluted you when you came on remember you did you were sitting over there and you did you were like I love that day yes you did and yeah and it's uh it was one of those things where it's like you got a push like for me I feel like this is the environment to push you know you got to push the envelope you got to make the joke that maybe you're afraid to make this that the other yes and whenever I see a calm doing it you know I make sure that I I salute them because I know how much backlash we could go through of course I know every time you got a club and that joke doesn't do well you could get a talk to with the owner or a tweet from the audience so there's a risk you know this is the this is bullfighting sometimes you get skewered by the bull you know yes so like I saw it was that one and then another guy who did a joke named Rami Youssef you know Rami I dunno Rami he's got this great joke about why you should be able to [ __ ] your cousin ain't no contest he looks some [ __ ] up and he's like the only reason you're not allowed to [ __ ] your cousin is because they want to keep immigrant populations low in America it's like a lot of the places in the world you just marry your cousin right but they had all these immigrants coming in so apparently why prove like yeah I don't be [ __ ] your cousin because there might be too many of y'all we're gonna make it a little difficult because you're all cousins anyway so it was just like okay so you have one of those bits where I was like this is comedy it's still alive people still doing it watch this you have a thank you so much and it means a lot I love I know it specials no no yeah I'm surprised to hear that you know yeah I do not watch them well I got a couple of those in the next one and the more I do it the more I realize like that's my thoughts and if I'm not gonna be punished for my thoughts yeah we can't be punished for [ __ ] that you're doing Andrew and I know you're doing and that's another reason why I wanted to and I'm glad like you know there's podcast you could go on and everybody could just you know jerk each other off about you know oh this is great I great yeah check them out of [ __ ] bananas you know and that's cool but the [ __ ] you're doing and I told you this at the cellar I think I think you're an innovator I think that yeah I think the game needs what you're doing and it's it's it's a joke like you saw me do where you go I like that that's why you're doing what you do because you're that's that's the comedy and that's the level that you're trying to do and that that [ __ ] you did and I texted you last night I'm not laying in bed my kids are sleeping and I'm watching that joke the [ __ ] grab a joke and you know and and but but what's really dope is when you said and this is some this is next-level [ __ ] I love and I'm trying to do so my next hour and I think every comic who's pushing it should do it is when you said well when did you ask for the man's consent yeah the man's consent cuz that's never a you know I did I used to do it I was gonna do a joke and they said I can't do it and the joke was basically and it's so funny Nick tafolla goes I would open with if a man says he's raped yeah I immediately I would immediately believe him absolutely right right but it then the joke says that if a woman says she's raped I want to know if it was all you hear an allegation right the first thing you say is like by who right because I want to know what the reason we're asking who right yes we're asking what you can gain like of almost like I was raped by this homeless guy we beg not you got raped but I hope right but it sounds like I got raped it is my Elon Musk you like goddamn mind [ __ ] you're just trying to go to Mars girl Chloe who's a comedian Chloe Chloe Hilliard no no no small white girl I don't know oh my god Chloe something it's I don't know if it's a French lesson she did a joke I walked into your comedy club yeah and I was so she's young and new yeah she goes you know she goes cuz yeah you know I just got takes me by and I just caught like that like the closer yeah this guy took me back to his his house you know and he goes and then he started raping me and the whole crowd just goes like no oh my god then I look back and I saw his Yale diploma on the wall and I was like nah he's [ __ ] me and I had to reach out to her if you're your comic listen is finally that girl's name I want to know who that is no I'll find it I know cuz I reached out to say her name I actually told you she for me well this is a place where like these I'm trying to create a place where like all these comics can't put up these Sophia's no network is gonna put up that joke but I'll put up your jokes I'll put it up on a youtube channel I'll put it up I'm gonna make sure people see it cuz I know people will [ __ ] with it so I need to find out who Chloe make sure you message me and find out yeah yeah she's at New York Comedy Club a lot eventually I say New York so I'll get bit there was this other chick who you know this other chick maybe last year to joke it was a like yeah you know I [ __ ] this guy we didn't use a condom whatever so I didn't get plan B and a you know he was a gentleman he gave me the $50 to the plan B he's also steal because I'm on birth control but I'm up it's like women are playing in this space and they weren't before but now they're playing in the space and yo meanie that's the one like positive in the one but that's a positive to the me to [ __ ] is like now women got a little bold like a man got [ __ ] so now women are always I think it was the bird the bird revelation revelation yeah yeah yeah and he's basically yo you know been athletes tried to come in you know be on since I sort of busy grabbing city scared so like eventually like once people stop giving a [ __ ] yeah it's gonna swing back the other way for a while and then it's gonna even now the only people they can't your hundreds all right man yeah yeah that's what the only people that can comment on on these issues right now to give like a good example or like the people made of mud right like cuz this book this the whole meets who [ __ ] is a mudslinging contest yeah right right so like what they try to do is Ben Affleck came out in a nice suit and he was like you know I did some fucked-up things in my past they said are throwing mud on the suit he was like I can't get this new [ __ ] up right but me I'm coming out in the mud suit and I'm like some of you [ __ ] are crazy and they throw mud on me I'm like oh [ __ ] more yes not you can't affect you best and and on the flip of that that's why you're not gonna see like really wealthy successful people run for office is because they got on a nice suit I think Ben Shapiro said it about Oprah he was like like she can't run because she's made out of porcelain his beautiful suit and he would throw mud on it yeah you're gonna start you know you know they're gonna find will start finding a hole we don't know we don't want to know what either and once that happens come on cuz hey Bernie what's a Russian like the 70s say what you want to say about Trump light but before he became a politician and like he actually affected lives like [ __ ] to think we're really [ __ ] at home you know I mean like he was a funny match he was like he was a euphemism for he's a 30 year Democrat Democrat like Oprah used to used to go on Oprah show and Oprah would say when are you gonna do this for us yeah do this for us like he was that's what he wasn't that no I don't think we'll ever see another real big celebrity nope run for president he goes he goes I'm gonna run as a centrist cuz America needs something in the middle a psych [ __ ] you sell coffee to both sides coffee do you know what you just said is true and I agree with you cares I said it's gonna level off but you know when it wouldn't it wouldn't level off if comedians like us don't do it yeah if all of us start apologizing and if all of us go hey you know what you know not today if no it's you have to go and do it yeah and you have to say like and you could feel I feel it at the cellar man like I was onstage the cellar and I just said something where I felt women agreeing where I just dude was talking about how feminism I go you know a women are oh god you got a love America because it's where only a feminist could not work that they're feminists that don't jobs right and one woman was like now and then there were women in the front with their husbands are boyfriend going yeah like there are women that literally don't work in this country they don't work yeah there is a dude who pays for their [ __ ] Range Rover yeah puts them up in a match yeah here's your credit card go shopping yoga whatever the [ __ ] it is you call your wife you're white no the other one but but and then they ask my Mersey called his wife a smoke during the speeder and he gave a wedding shout to Yanis he just got married amazing beautiful wedding in a [ __ ] castle adverse he goes to give the speech and he started by I just want to shout out my wife she said right there [Laughter] she did like a 15 minute speech thought you're about to break them up so close and he was there for me when I really need him she got embarrassed because my wife was like Scandinavian she's real fast blushing I don't be embarrassed I know somebody goes when you stood up it's weird saying this right already started like it's hard to do a speech when you know there's like 1520 comics I'm not gonna write my and good comment oh that's enough I'm not gonna lie to you and this is this is a hundred percent real I you know he said do you want to be a groomsman I said of course you know I thought his older brother is the best man he's got another brother that was gonna be there and then all of a sudden he hits me like a week and a half before and he was hey would you want to say a few words we think you're the right guy to do it and when I tell you I was like I can't say no so I said yeah I'm not kidding and this is not an exaggeration I opened for Bilborough Madison Square Garden twice the second time was in the round for an 18,000 and it was on my mind like I got it what am I gonna open with this is and every New Year's in New York so not only agents and industry but like this is my home this is gonna be something there's gonna be somebody I went to elementary school with there's maybe someone I went to high school with a there for you a bomb and I'm in Weiner frame I bought is he gonna do and it was like five days after my special came out so I'm like should I do any of that material it was crazy when I tell you like the last three days leading up to be honest his wedding the pressure was like I would lay in bed going like I should I should have told him no no it was sudden and I start saying all these comics that are coming come I said I respect but he's not kidding this was like there were like 25 New York City monsters in yeah and I'm going and Yanis goes oh yeah I want him to close the speeches yeah so like there's gonna be four speeches and then we want Paul to close and I'm sitting there and I'm just going are just talk from your heart I was you know and then I had it and then I went up and did it and he cried and was like that was amazing so but it was I couldn't relax at the wedding until I know I can you imagine thinking of that the whole day bro I'm in deep you know my buddy my buddy Bobby at his wedding this [ __ ] tries to set me up I knew he wanted me to give a speech but he was like he didn't he didn't tell me he wanted to be like impromptu oh yeah go she'll say a few words but I like had a little something in the canister I was like you know to me it's like imagine playing pickup in your trash but like a measure an NBA player and like someone asked you to play pick tire rolls the ball too close if I bomb a New York Comedy Club with a seller already know that goes away in a day yeah it's like oh yeah he was trying my best no it's like Derek Jeter was gonna get married there one of the Jonas Brothers Brian this is like this is a major place I think there was over 200 people there you bomb there it's great remember big time remembered it's documented you know so big time bro so it was good was fun man it was fun and Yanis was so composed at the wedding the whole the whole time he had like this great posture here this great chill vibe and I walked up to him and I was like how you feeling man like you just seem great you seem great about this and he goes yeah man I'm just numb yeah like I'm like like you're like awestruck by and he's like no I just don't think I feel anymore so ready to get married yeah you got you guys I don't feel anymore bro we needed you to mop up the [ __ ] brides what is it the bride's best lady is it the matron a lot yeah I don't know what the [ __ ] they're called but those speeches suck dude dude they [ __ ] suck whenever women give the speech the the wife's best friend what is a mess it's it's it's Lou it would be the bride's either best friend or sometimes sister [ __ ] but these were friends no sister yeah but they start that stupid line as I say we're friends but it's like my family my friend's wedding and I'd any ax me to speak and I quickly did a google search of what to say at a wedding for being a best man's B formula is big up the girl like crazy yeah up the which you did not do it all you could give up I don't even think you knew her name I think you caught her Leslie or some [ __ ] you're like whatever your name is broad you did a good job but but it's like big up the girl and then trash your boy that's usually the go-to and then button it up with a get heard yeah yeah now they found each other who's the [ __ ] Savior nine years old agree I'm Italian agree [Laughter] but Yanis was Yanis was super super nervous two days before to the point where I saw it but I got to tell you on game day yeah I said cuz you know I like to bed a little bit right I'm like I like to throw a little action on a game that I feel good about looking at his face if he was the quarterback going into the Super Bowl I'm Ben all right we're gonna take a break right now to shout out a sponsor to show a friend of the show a brand that we [ __ ] love 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the show like because I first of all I did I said for the for this Superbowl not only bet the Patriots on the under and I took the Patriots straight up but I saw Jared Goff so I'm very big on reading people like it I saw Jared Goff face and I go that's not a man and already that's not a man that's not that's not a man's look that's gonna win a Super Bowl right and on top of course I mean obviously other things went into it Belichick Brady and all that but he didn't have it and it kept saying like is this not about Nick Foles he's got that Nick Foles has got that like almost Eli thing well not a great regular season but then when it counts no mistakes like I'll take Eli I mean I'm an Eli guy so I've gotten into arguments with people ie like man cuz yeah Eli Manning is a stone-cold assassin his fourth quarter comeback about the same amount of fourth quarter comeback to Joe Montana look at that kids on the on road playoff yeah and his completion percentage two interceptions and touchdowns interceptions on the road yeah in a big hostile environment in bad weather he lie is better than his brother a lot of people will say he only gets to those situations because like defenses have carried him there and like they put him in the situation's about okay all you got to do is have one great moments can you do that yes you know I'm saying the defense put you there that's great but then if you go 21 or 29 or if you go 20 or 29 with one pick and you know three or four touchdowns and the big you know so I'm but look Eli Manning didn't make a mistake Peyton Manning threw a pick six to lose a Super Bowl let's not forget that he's doing pick six to lose a Super Bowl Eli Manning that Manningham pass and I'll tell you nothing that helmet catch everybody watch it in slow motion watch it again because not only does he broke like three times okay not only did he break 3 sec's that guy's holding the Jersey he looks down sees his guy clearly taller than Harrison yeah the other defenders broke in but he's like I'm putting it up for my guy to get that's all you could do in that situation right another thing in that game that people forget is there was a third and 11 to Steve you had this Katrina math and there's four you know probably three inches on the percentage with the promos compared to the it's a better win but you're right no forever you need to defend you either yeah that's how terrible he is any other time when a guy brings to parades like people forget man he brought to parades and Lombardi trophies and he's looked at as a [ __ ] as a it's actually one of the most underrated yeah is one of the most underrated New York athletes man and you know but this city did it to Patrick Ewing yeah the city did it really Patrick had to leave I know but he carried it on there but you're right though he carried on the back and all of those epic epic series against the Pacers and the Bulls and Patrick like this the crowd that he even is said in his uh retirement thing he goes I didn't appreciate you you didn't appreciate me until so after yeah you think about new I didn't perchance they don't really appreciate anybody but like Yankees really you know I mean I feel like Jeter's like my generation like Jude is the only like unsane durable in New York actually yeah but he brought his rings now not only to a certain memory beloved yes he absolutely is but like you can hear you can hear a few knocks I'm a Tamilian you'd never hear anybody rings ring Jeter Jeter is like Gina probably out of all the New York gasm he walks on water you're more than oh absolutely cuz he did everything everything right he did everything right you never knew he had no ego he had never the permanently bro like yeah if you look at Russell Wilson yeah for him in New York yes but but not corny but like Cornell Peter right it's like a [ __ ] to say one thing go Peter like you could say Eli's corny right it'll matter what culture you're coming from at Derek Jeter yeah right like say you're a bunch of cool dudes of value get in [ __ ] you ain't got more [ __ ] interchange like the mail Beyonce bro fax you can say say you're say you're a guy who just cares about the game and playing out the game right you got the image of Jeter jumping into the stands busting up his face right say you're a guy who just cares about w's right got the Rings there's literally nothing you could the only knock is that his sperm might not work everything's good to go so like you can't knock him at all there's nothing you could say he didn't even ask for crazy bread he asked for crazy bread the last year what was it like you signed that two-year 20 million or something they're like a little too much yang but they make the money back on the goodbye tour that's actually a great point like dudes who would like all that pretty boy that women just want to [ __ ] no wait a minute he's clutch he's like yeah there's nothing that you cannot say anything against huh the dude was giving gift bags like the gift bag is one at all time that's crazy he's a biracial Oh where's your next article for complex if I raise the biracial Angels see how we're cooking up content who could knock jeter like you can't but we like every New York athlete though no matter what like we give Eli undeserved [ __ ] and he brought two Super Bowls here right and like if that was Jeter man like I don't really think it's because like he can't play or that brought two Super Bowls or two NBA titles or to anything or more or more two titles in their in their respect I guess that gets to parades to trophies that gets more [ __ ] and yeah never happen I've never seen it happen hmm I have never seen somebody give such joy to a city and it seems cuz New Yorkers value cool right like that's the fans love Anthony Mason he did jack [ __ ] but getting things shaved into the back his head that's right but if you ask New Yorkers like y'all remember Mase they say this like he would bring the ball up and u69 brought the ball up he's a professional basketball player from the goddamn ball against no defense you're not getting locked up all up and down my power there wasn't that wasn't that was the point forward of course you should bring the [ __ ] ball up can you believe he managed to bounce the ball between his hand and the ground 30 feet oh we've passed away bro but you can't so crazy with Anthony Mason that's what's a beast he's cool he's cool yeah are you cool more than winning like I think we [ __ ] with Joe Namath border we [ __ ] with you lot man Oh cuz Joe name was was cool and like we we like the big dick [ __ ] like he was like Yale we got this we're gonna win and then he did it like if you call it out oh yeah and do it in the North court because that's who we are like you ask any Knick fan to beginning the season who's gonna win they're gonna bag on Knicks guaranteed like this are you bro when it is right here when it happens we value that that arrogance whenever it'll in this city I'm talking that's gonna be mad first one crabby dire that I shudder at the thought zero when it goes zero and New York one it's gonna be I'm going to jail happily you know people all carts are gonna be do I remember it was the New Year Time Square not even close to Times Square and it was just New Year's it wasn't like mm there's a 2008 nothing important right right and the clock is going down and it goes down and these guys jump on top of a [ __ ] like newsstand and they just start bashing all the windows for 2008 in the pouring here brothers and they broke it when the Knicks win bro put the hot dog stands away don't be on the street no vendor should leave by go home ya know we're gonna be worse than Philly though way worse or [ __ ] right off the ground I'd ever seen take a bite or [ __ ] that's a different type of thing we're just gonna break that we like destruction in New York okay so we will destroy things for no good reason and shoe [ __ ] we got to get people sergeant up you wanna [ __ ] Brooklyn don't ya no [ __ ] yo oh yeah we're gonna see a lot of converted Knicks fans again like all these Nets fans so yeah yeah I don't like that I had friends that were Knicks fans they're like no I think I'm gonna go it's like what just well we're never gonna win you never gentrified New York team like that's exactly the vacation it's like that's loser he got so expensive oh let's move to Brooklyn and raise the prices up in Brooklyn you know I'm saying and they raised the value up of a franchise it's terrible do you rise the future of the New York Knicks right now as we speak is in the best shape it's been in 20-some years everybody going YouTube and look at the ball is dressed right because if you've ever seen one of the undercover cops it's by the turnstiles waiting for you to jump that is your look it's the turnstile undercover so everything that you saying that next is gonna be filtered through this okay I know where you are cuz I've been there bled it too and I've removed myself from it but I know I know that's different no no it's not so New York like listen New York versus it's like he's not the guys playing softball in the Central Park he's the umpire New York I can't play the game anymore if I call a ball it's a [ __ ] ball don't argue with me when I know I'd be one of those that think I could still hit my back will go out like a limp around no I just I'm looking at more of the I'm looking at more of the future first-round picks in the 75 million 75 million cap space is great to bring but they gave us two first-round picks and and we have the worst record now which means what sweet we have three big guys coming on the draft and if Kevin Durant's got a backbone if Kevin Durant's got balls mmm if Kevin Durant wants to put oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] verzino shitty Durant's got an opportunity now and it's all on the table for him the honor given Madison Square Garden I said you're gonna give him the garden you're gonna give him New York and you could say to him hey Kevin guess what you pick who you want to play that's right look if will give that will give your friend a max yeah you get the max yeah yeah did his job so if Katie doesn't come and you know [ __ ] falls apart then you're right even if raisin beans ownership you know even if Katy doesn't come there in the best shape that they've been in such a long time what I'm afraid of is Diane Williamson cuz I heard somebody say this I know if it was Mike France s if somebody said something yeah and it scared me they said I don't know with Zion Williams I mean listen he's got a 47 inch barrel we all know what he could do pass he could shoot he's actually got finesse for you that you look like Gronkowski body yeah whoo yeah but will it translate against guys cuz he is playing in in college he's won't translate as well well it will translate but it won't transfer as well and he'll have to develop some sort of jump shot he has a decent it's decent that's the thing his jump shot is better than then Simmons his jump shot is better than Rondo his jump shot is better than guys that play in the league right right all he needs the thing is something respectable if he has something respectable I think what it will hat what will happen is any a shooters around him they won't be able to just kind of converge on him every time he goes to the basket but you're not gonna be able to just sit in the post against NBA guys it's different but you say you say like NBA guys right Al Horford is stuffing all your [ __ ] first off al horford is a good nice player they can play do these guys they yeah he's never been as athletic aside but he can play D against these guys watch the Knicks and I see another white guy I'm like oh we're really tanking yeah like 14 white guys in the last week Kevin Knox I took my son I took my little boy Lucas to the game what yeah but Knox dropped 20 in the first half yeah and get taken out immediately this kids dropping I get taken out for Henry Ellison dropping over 30 tonight if you play in the game no they're tanking I love fazil bro dude I love physics first game back opponent loopers win it first game back with the all-star break pulls up from like rats on the phone I am punches it on somebody right he missed it but it was close no no he's this the one got away okay yeah Fidel then playing the whole second half yeah what you doing oh yeah get in there for my take go time I love it let's get real let's get real yeah why wouldn't Kevin Durant come here unless if he feels like the legacies tainted yeah which I think it is going to 73 and nine again and you were winning that series right people know he'll leave he'll leave the Warriors I don't think who come to Knicks because I think so you think he goes to a super team no not necessary super team I just don't think he'll come to the next purely because I think the Knicks ownership and president GM top to bottom are [ __ ] I truly believe they're [ __ ] people the noodles you don't like to Perry and Mills from Perry down a fizz Dale [ __ ] I don't think they're [ __ ] all they've got us into a position to even get Kevin there I think Dolan is the one who owns the one you gotta watch dole in a festive I mean fizzle all they had to do is go kiss the ring for porzingis they didn't do it well I'm great champions the Franks and beans thing to do why does he need to get the ring cos he has a one [ __ ] yeah what did you what has he done because he's our best prospect yeah and he's coming off a bum [ __ ] like was a kilise ankle ACL busily you're making a point about Knicks fans that we were just saying before it's what have you done for me lately yeah is like we could have appreciated you haven't done [ __ ] around even know if you're gonna be UK as good as you want you kiss them and I gotta pay you this here kiss the ring first on the contract oh that's they didn't even bother offering cuz it's like [ __ ] up why am I gonna give you the maximum we did we saw Joakim Noah thinking he's gonna be the same joke him know when he came back you overpaid him he still pay for that most what if we had the first pick and what if Zion comes here and then all of a sudden Kyrie or Kemba Walker want to come here please now no Kyrie I love me some car I would actually prefer Kemba to Kyrie and cameras actually had in campus and the both local I'm asking garden from college to a national chemist Walker is Kemper or Kyrie you're not getting me I'm not upset about either one here's my thing about here's my thing about p.m. Zion is where I want Katie here's the thing with Cameron Kyrie there's the thing we could talk about is the deer's between Kemba and Kyrie is purely ego right Kyrie and I was talking we had a mean on the on the patreon episode I mean al-hassan from ESPN you know I mean he's on a libertine show a lot so and he said they see us you got to understand Kyrie Siegel when I'm talking about Kyra I'm specifically saying why he feels he's the number one guy should be the number one guy on a team despite every metric showing that when he is number one the team loses right despite every statistical bit of evidence to prove that he is not qualified to be number one he still believes it and then he goes you gotta understand the delusional thinking that it that is required to be an NBA athlete carries through that doesn't go away the delusional thinking of you know what I'm gonna be so good at basketball that people are gonna pay me hundreds of million dollars and continue to do that that just doesn't stop once you're in the league right so every athlete had to think that I think that Kemba thinks it less I think Kemba is one of those guys was like I can take anybody off the dribble I can give anybody in the league buckets that being said if I got solely on the team it's strictly personality if Kyrie goes of curry does come to the Knicks with Kevin Durant yeah he'll I don't think he has that same ego about like oh my gosh I'm the best guy here why am I like in the last shot so I'm gonna get in last place role right me well I should go into Jason Statham I should go into Terry Rozier rosy or whatever yeah you come and bring Kevin Durant a new team you've established Kevin Durant is the [ __ ] man yeah I think he's learned his lesson from the LeBron James experience I like okay I need to learn LeBron James the [ __ ] man and then eventually I'm gonna get there he's learning it now like [ __ ] I don't think I'm really ready to lead yet he's not learning he's like leading us [ __ ] I'm not ready yet [ __ ] leading very hard he you come with you come to a team with Kevin Durant you and your is that much of a basketball mind to know that you need Kevin Durant to be the [ __ ] man so you're okay being 1b or two you think Kevin Durant is good enough where Kyrie will accept the Bata role absolutely that's the driving reason that is the argument if for example if that's the case then you guys are right and I 100% I'm on your side I just don't I believe if you think that LeBron isn't better than you and you deserve your own team outside of LeBron you're not gonna think differently with Kay be the same the same the same mode of thinking that you have with with with Kyrie being like okay think this irrational to think someone could pay him to play bass right I think after a while most athletes will tell you they have the same mode of thinking when it comes to being the best player on the team right wow that doesn't [ __ ] matter to them they just want to [ __ ] win how am I gonna win I don't think Kevin Durant is better than anybody on the Celtics right now and if I'm Kyrie Irving I think you give me Kevin Durant and 10 other guys yeah we're better than more than half frustrated did you guys watch the game last night awesome okay so the interesting game yesterday Celtics are playing Ronnie Rockets I watch parts of it yes right the Rockets are smoking the Celtics they're up I think 25 smokin to everybody we owe them an apology from earlier I'm not apology so they're smoking maybe even even more about one point I was like 24 they pull Kyrie yeah right they may come back they get within I think six points so they're do they have an 18 point comeback right six points there's like two minutes left in the game they throw Kyrie back in which I'm not upset about because when there's two minutes left and you just need a bucket getter Kyrie is your guy then we can slow down at ISO James Harden hits a step-back three in kairi's mouth next possession James Harden hit step back three and Curry's mouth game over now to me a couple things happen number one the team has given up on Kyrie no second he's out the game they are playing Brad Stevens basketball whether you like it or not I'm not a big Brad Stevens guy think is overrated but he's got the guys playing together they were hustling their ass off and they chipped 18 away without Kyrie second Kyrie enters that game they end up losing it I don't think Kyrie even realizes that that's a problem for me no I definitely see that but I also think that that championship Cleveland won okay that was I mean the day that LeBron the game LeBron had 45 Kyrie had 45 yup I we hit that said Kyrie I read the game-winner Irene hit the key hit the game-winner in seven but his game 5 was one of the most very urban is a stone-cold killer LeBron but I hear what you're saying and I think that he wants that I don't think that bosses would want to keep him he's a New Jersey kid yeah I think he wants to come here and I think if and him and Durant are good friends so I think if things fall into place right I know it's a but listen even if things don't fall into place next gonna get top three they're gonna get the kid from there was like the Joe morant JAMA rant or are they better or RJ berry dude why'd you back a play it to some people think you're better than I am some people think I'm not one of RJ Barrett's insanely he's just as good yeah and we're gonna probably keep Dennis Smith jr. right probably yeah well you got him for another year it's just let's just [ __ ] a hypothetical yeah fun okay - right so you got Dennis Smith bringing it up yeah right and then you got KD Kyrie okay and then who would be there Zion or Barrett designer Barrett yeah that's five I got the Andre Jordan Mitch Roberts is a monster the only teams [ __ ] with that five if KD does you have Smith come off the bench you have Smith B or six men and you have Kyrie bring it up and then your two is oh that's right so you have Kevin Knox or lhasa tree or Kevin Knox will stay on the bench er no I think you start you start knocking okay okay so Kyrie and then and then Dennis majr is a second red Dennis Smith use the microwave it's like go in there anymore it's a game it's two more Crawford like that yeah think about that bench and know the starters if KD does decide to do that you get Zion who in the eat that to meet make a trip to me that's a trip to the Eastern Conference final that's right that's a trip to the Eastern Conference all goes on papers the Knicks plan with the 75 million yeah and this pick fall into place yup that's your starting fight that's probably going to Easter cards cuz the teams are gonna be [ __ ] this would be the 76ers or the Celtics my one concern for the bodies harassers yeah but some really good bucks and Raptors but my one concern about that squad of people right there is uh it's a lot of mouths not a lot of spoons I need a guy I don't care if it's a one or your three I don't I don't even care if Zion becomes this of Zion becomes some guy who can dish the ball I just need somebody who can get everybody buckets because Kyrie does not like to pass right he don't he don't like to do pick-and-roll and I throw you a loops it's pick a roll and I get to the camp yeah is there a chance it they're a possibility Kawhi Leonard comes to New York no he's gone la-la or it's clippers which if he goes into clippers that's a squad that is a just himself squad dude and first of all you know think of the Clippers like that dude it's crazy but even right now dude sweet Lou Williams did dude underrated players from NBA history and that's the new guy that they just got from Philly but Lou Williams this career has been [ __ ] unbeliever he goes his 20 points a game hey you want me to take me up 20 points a game let me start 20 point I'm giving you 20 yeah he got two girlfriends about two girls yeah when I was in smokin cigars to the club he don't give a [ __ ] the large buckets you're not working out in a gym buckets yeah all he is Leo does yeah it's it's like we need some sort of award and I think I think guys like that need something they need some sort of credit just like as over all that's on the court but off the court dude if he was he had like a Man of the Year award yeah it's like you're not the MVP you're like my favorite dilemma used to say this about comics he's like he's like who your favorite I'm a who you thinks the best he doesn't know who's your favorite like we need it like in my f mfp my favorite player you're not the best but you're my favorite it's like cuz you had two girls that are your girlfriend suck your dick last night then you drop 40 of the bags off the bay you'll care but I'm able to start blow all night there's been stories with guys been out on that pitches like John Paul Jones would have cocaine benders in Vegas at night before fights I come in win those fights yeah and these are championship fights and he's washing [ __ ] I'm like why do you strip somebody for that give him another belt there's no reason why this guy's would win the fight Lawrence Taylor right remember that happened like remember he came into practice once they came to practice with the game he's like coach I got eight hours last night and they got in the codes like what he was I slept for eight hours right okay and then he just went out and [ __ ] demolished look for sags just the guy would be doing blow all night and just show up and be a freak but it needs to be in the ward so he's the only guy here's how good here's a good launch teller he's the guy MVP and MFO he's the only one that's both that's it because he just was an animal sure allen iverson another dope MF be MVP Allen Iverson's one of my favorite ever right like he's got that they have that there's something in it we need MFP it's almost better like for me Jason Williams remember why Jason Warren saw that was an MFP Luca Luca Danzig almost had it from me this year until they they traded my boy away yo wasn't looking for thing as I might I can't in good faith root for Luca Dotti acknowledged tre that's a big problem mom being him Bravo because I loved him in college so I was like well I'm down on him now I think yeah I'm like oh he ended his college season pretty softly yeah he was a little hurt so I was I kind of off on him for a little bit like the first half of his college season he figured how ma and he he figured out that lean boy after the all-star break it's like that [ __ ] switch one office in ten yeah Atlanta Hawks just gave him the [ __ ] keys and I know do what the [ __ ] you wrote so what is up with his face there's something up with his face right voice yeah speak but there's something like like all of his face is it's like him and Patrick Holmes of the same [ __ ] boys this trio Trey young look at his face all these faces in the middle like like look how much more room for face he has back to him go back to this one right there is it like look at it doesn't it look like that snapchat filter looks like like this drag leash like tighten it or something looks like the bees roll really good I've had to eat a lot of crow about Soriano's I thought he was gonna struggle looks like a full-grown preemie baby you know he looks like one like a Dominican chick goes lesbian in life lesbian like she's just been burned by so many dude what the [ __ ] is happening say what he looks like the trouble this look like a sock puppet blink twice if you're in trouble this is so weird he's an odd looking guy man that is odd Trey Choi young he probably should he got played a week this week I think they gave it to Ben Simmons for eating carbs play the Wii track I was like 14 I was stupid and then kicked out of a game for the best reason possible for getting too many buckets technically technically the basketball rules what James Harden does when he steps back in jumps back as a travel of course you can't especially the big one that he hit where he's went like this and said and one yeah he he like he not only did he jump you dragged his feet and that that's a travel so this is the way he gets away with it I was looking into it right so so what he does is it's actually brilliant excuse me um as long as you don't hold the ball with both hands or like put your hand underneath the ball right uh-huh you can take as many steps as you want for example like there's a guy like like Jonas that could probably take one dribble a hard dribble and get from half-court maybe almost to the basket right if you just dribbles hard and does a few steps in the dribbles hard right there's no rule so what he does is I think he bounces the ball and then he moves his feet as much as he wants once he sets and then he takes it yeah so it gets an extra step and it's like it is a travel because we know that you're stopping your dribble but you technically have the hey looks like a loophole yeah it's what it is is it's palm you know they'll call palming or carry yeah it's carry with your hand on top right all right except you have your hand on the bottom we'd be like oh that's you're carrying the ball yeah yeah but if you have your on top it's like oh are you holding it we don't know yeah no that's that's actually an interesting way to look at it he drives me nuts because he's disappeared three years in a row in the playoffs oh yeah and his game is just [ __ ] soft it's like I don't care about your 50 points a game and he couldn't hit the raid code bro he couldn't know it's gonna fall apart in the playoffs without a doubt but I'm just saying like his game at your play like Street Fighter against somebody yeah yeah and you know when they do like the same the King okay yeah the locate that's your game you are the basketball equivalent of Lowe yeah yeah it's like we're not even doing the fight here nobody's been able to stop it you can't stop in his free fighter either now sometimes when the person's like God doing that cheating trick you can figure out oh okay I'll just stand over here and just and just wait it out you gotta fight me yeah yeah all I'm saying is we're gonna work out a way to do it his move you remember playoffs last year when at the end of that series when Chris Paul got hurt yes he could hit the rim yeah I wasn't even in the rim he was he was air balls yeah what's going on and he did it his his last year with OKC yeah didn't he disappear yeah and then he did three years in a row James Harden has not just so everybody talking about James Harden yeah but he keeps talking about 50 oh this kid is wet yeah that's great what is he gonna do in June or May and June because he doesn't play well in the playoffs yeah yeah and it's it's actually and and guys like that are more dangerous because you know it's mental yes right a guy like that is Dan because you know listen you know and this guy April this guy's gonna it's guys gonna light up the scoreboard everybody all of a sudden he's thinking he's like oh that's a guy that's gonna throw you know what that is that's an NFL quarterback who goes thirteen and three yeah and then loses in the first round cuz he throws a pic cuz he just thinks he could do something or makes a bad decision rogue that's what he was there anything nah you think it's not an issue of endurance you think it's an issue like my take on Harden was once you're playing against playoff defense you've got a try harder yeah and once you're playing a playoff defense you got to try harder so at the end of those games he starts to get exhausted whereas during the regular season he wouldn't I you think it's up here you think I think I think that this guy's been playing for months he's in great condition whether it's tight or not this guy's hitting this guy's hitting four feet behind the NBA three-point line like it's nothing right you mean to tell me when Chris Paul's out and they need you you have to win that game seven lose that game seven Game seven Chris Paul's on a bench er you need to show up and they're like I remember a record number of three left the cellar that night you know I have an hour up stay I'm listening in the car and they're going even though the Rockets broadcast was like he just can't hit the rim I'm going like no that's not he knows Paul's on the bench he knows it's on him you have to use the moment you know in that that's when they go Kobe Bryant picking up the slack 54 points in the playoff yeah Kobe Bryant is a stone-cold [ __ ] killer the way Tom Brady's a killer the way Derek Jeter's a killer and then there are some people that just they just they don't got it it's like a comic it's like a comic in the spot one of the best compliments bill burr ever gave me in my life and this is really good yeah you show up but I want to show I want to be the guy to show up at the moment yeah I want to be the guy that when I gotta do a toast in front of every comic I respect back I show and James Harden just seems like you know you've seen it with comics you've seen it with boxers you see with fighters that's like oh he's digging a play on the show for yourself though James Harden to me it scares me it's harder to be scared James Harden Khanna is like who was a perfect example Peyton Manning best regular season of anybody ever thirteen and three every year yeah 11 first round he cares too much 11 cares too much so what skews that that thing about him too he would have amazing regular-season MVP like seasons yeah and then he went up against out Warriors team that [ __ ] Punk them yeah like Stephen Jackson Baron Davis yeah all those guys I don't for a while I was like oh he's like James Harden lie you're gonna kill up until April and May care too much even I wrong early bro but you say that about him people so share with people still say it was I was with some Scouts when Charlotte and there are scouts in the NBA who are respected that they do not believe that LeBron is an alpha and they don't even put them in the Jordan discussion because of that they go yeah I know it's crazy to think but they look at the Rings and they go which one of these did Bronwyn I look at I look at LeBron James that way I think interesting discussion right it's like guy wig on glass he win he's the last the one in Cleveland undoubtedly but what did y'all say y'all both said Kyrie hit the shot now he hit the other argument is wrong about the block and that was brought up as well I was brought up as well it's not saying it isn't but there are certain guys did they pass given that last-second shot opportunity and there are certain guys that they want the book of themselves now LeBron might be such a smart player that he realizes the pass creates a more efficient shot mm-hmm Kobe will take a less efficient shot and Jordan will take a less efficient shot because he wants to be the guy who seals the game nine times nine 10 they make it they end up making a all you need to do is make one game-winner and then your clutch like but bronze had game winners no ask me if Reggie Miller hits every game-winning shot he does do you think so I've only seen him hit one but is it there like for some why is it that like people don't think bran hits clutch shots he's obsessed walk walk walk off game winners [ __ ] he's had a clutch shots and what they'll say is first round first round you're up all right worth for nothing in this area up three nothing in the series and I don't close it out that's what they'll say I'm listen you know me I'm a bronze Stan yeah but I'm the argument from them is when the going gets tough he likes to get that ball going to someone else when you got a guy who's I'm serious when you got a guy who's a good guy good father nice guy yeah charity guy yeah you know all that I just think there's there's a thing in him that it's just you know you hear the stories about Jordan you know but you know how the Chamillionaire that's what a greatest Georgia stories ever oh dude I've heard him I've heard him from flight attendants nor I've heard I was in I was in a cigar lounge in Atlanta okay good I had for white cements on brand-new crispy out-of-the-box and the guy just looked at him the guy wrangles I like too because I never wear those again that [ __ ] dude came in here treated people like I mean but I'm not talking about countless stories yeah cuz he's just a stone call like doesn't you know and I think that that goes into it like I think that like I think when you have that on the floor like LeBron just seems like [ __ ] he's gonna go and he's the life of the party man afterwards I'm like it makes it he makes it he will kick it out to see if that guy you know we're Jordan like you just said Jordan Kobe not only will they take they want the but they want it even if it's a bad shot because they feel like it's their responsibility here's what the responsive here's that here's the difference LeBron has a dinner reservation that he made before the game or after the game right and the same people are going to eat at that dinner no matter what happens in the game there you go Jordan and Kobe did not make a reservation right right they're not thinking beyond the game at all and if you [ __ ] up in the game you're definitely not invited to dinner exactly I love that I think that that's what it is like LeBrons got movie plans later Kobe's just like I didn't fall through my pinky enough pinkie Fogg Joby story in the Olympics that oh yeah Sue Bird had a funny story we're having a we're having lunch in a super was that you know the WNBA and she was telling us this story about how Kobe is just like like a completely awkward social person and they were all there for the US Olympic team the men and women's team were hanging out okay I think I forget exactly where it was but um and Kobe just didn't know how to hang out without competing so like they'd be hanging out and he'd like have a glass of wine and he goes yes all right come on let's drink and they just start chugging and they big I'm up to on you guys let's go Pete on the walk browser oh no Chuck Pinot Noir and it's like they're like trying to keep up with Kobe right and then Kobe sees an image of Paul Pierce in a newspaper right and Sue looks over and he's tearing Paul Pierce's face how did the newspapers write after they lost to the Celtics in the final Terry pull and then he looks over chugs his pinot noir then he goes motivation what's the picture in his pocket and it just walks away he's not gonna disappear in a playoffs he wants it and you know what I was gonna go yeah you're not gonna see Kobe swirling through the hallway it's true it's true but see like like sometimes like it's like could be so stupid he named his [ __ ] trick body armor quenching my thirst what the [ __ ] it's a beverage yeah let's protect my body mommy that really should be a deodorant its armor is it'd be over in his head he's like what would make me invincible crazy man fix your Achilles [Laughter] [ __ ] is body armor I'm drinking it what is tasty about arm that is really the worst name of a body Under Armour makes sense I mean it's like yeah it's ridiculous Under Armour makes all the sense in the world under the armor armor of him here's the difference between a like a LeBron and a James Harden Eva Braun did have a bad playoff game okay LeBron showed up he had the game plan it's like a comic like I said before right knock on wood you know we could have a bad set even for a big one sure even for a big one but we were prepared right sometimes are things we can't we can't control no we can control we're prepared so we'll still get a 20 and 10 no set but we didn't do what wanted in that moment LeBron still got 22 when something like he'll always affect the game what happened with Harden was he mentally just disappeared from the game where you're going is this guy who's dropping 50 where is that like this man should be all over the court right now and you just see it that to me is a very scary scary that's why people never really like believe in hard in that much because if he's not scoring he can't do much else he doesn't really good assists he can get a lot of passes he can do all that [ __ ] but he gets all that from people being scoring it yes but if he knows he's not hitting today he's done Michael Jordan good point a Michael Jordan LeBron James conversation or the Michael Jordan conversation with anybody it's actually I can't have the conversation that's how Luna lets a lunatic it's obvious I don't I actually think it's almost comical to discuss it it's almost when you look at the children Michael Jordan is not talked about you can argue that Michael Jordan you know from Eli Manning to Michael's argue Beck you're a cop you're a [ __ ] cop okay you have a bulletproof go let's take this jacket out of the closet there's no it's kind of like what else is bringe watching Breaking Bad this weekend he kind of looks like Hank from breaking I can't help it yes it's like yeah [Laughter] [Laughter] nice pleat in the front you complete you can argue yeah you can argue that Michael Jordan yeah is top three defenders of all time he was ten time all MBA defense he locks I mean you can't compare you cannot compare LeBron James's defense to Michael Jordan's ever in their career it's just not it you just can't do it okay that's not a game and that's and that's half the game so right there I give the edge but then we start talking about the tenacity who wants it what he's done in the playoffs Chris I mean he doesn't play baseball yeah he doesn't play baseball does he get eight I think you know here's a quick question I don't know if it's a quick question Rosie how how much money goes right have you lost gambling on LeBron I have no I've won with LeBron so so this is an objective argument I've won I've won betting on LeBron James is an objective I'm a big gambler on NBA when i gamble I like to gamble NFL playoffs I'll tell you something I know about you yeah you gamble for three minutes like I don't go nuts you said earlier it's like you just described the craps tables right it was a hot roll the kid was gone he was a Chinese I love gambling I love like I just love stakes cuz any time you raise stakes you find out how people really feel right like we're not gambling you're not trying to win it doesn't really matter but like when you have money on the line and thinking adder you find out the real feelings about the world and we were at a Mohegan Sun and we're about to go play a little blackjack and we're walking up to this table and Chris goes no no we can't I go what's up because in Chinese guys I go what do you mean he goes they're not playing against you it doesn't matter I'm not doing it you know it's a good here's here's the saying that I always use and people laugh at it but no gun to your head okay right under your head no but that's also like that's a sports thing where it's like listen gun to your head yeah who do you want with the ball LeBron James or Michael Jordan and why a good wise a good there was a greater great we were at the stand yeah we're at the stand we're in the back and I'm going up now going warriors I'm gonna Warriors gonna win and someone's don't don't kind of the Spurs this is when the Spurs still is like two years no no come out this person I go the Spurs are gonna not win a seven-game series against the tank and I'm going Gandhi yet and so Judah Friedlander walks in and Judah likes Pascal he goes hey what's going on what are you guys talking Basque oh yeah I go Judah we're having an argument here help us okay gun to your head who who wins the seven-game series the Warriors of the Spurs that jutsu goes whoa [Laughter] because that's what's gonna make you that's how you need to make your head is just swear to God or gutter head is like your life is on the line whatever one of those things you had me this is that's really verse child yeah you know it's fine I did it to my wife at a restaurant cuz she couldn't pick a dessert yeah should I get the tiramisu or the hot cookie with the brownie and I go I don't know in the waiters waiters just going what do you like Oh Stacey gun do your head which one would you say the tiramisu it well there you go steaks operate in this world man but we play ours or what you like that intense situation for the most like trivial things somebody like tied up for the [ __ ] sweating in some boiler room and there's a gun to his head and the [ __ ] gunman goes it's too much bread not enough syrup silver dollars for the children there Michael Jordan have more there Michael moody Michael Jordan compete against Michael Jordan's single-handedly stop call Malone John Stockton from getting a ring Patrick Ewing from getting a ring I don't know if LeBrons LeBron made a lot of those guys have to team up to stop him though what's the argument there he also had to team up up in Miami he was he would add alone he took took one of the worst teams in the history to them be fine yes no I definitely give a listen I'm not trying to little Bron James I'll say this LeBron James is at all time LeBron James is an all-time great but that's what people lose in the conversation yeah and we I want to get to Ray but that's what people lose in this conversation we're not saying that LeBron is either the best ever or [ __ ] right we're splitting hairs at the table if we are splitting hairs guys we're but the reason why we are Andrew the reason why we're splitting hairs is because people put him against MJ and that's that that's a tough thing to do that's what you have to do but we're old that's another thing these kids that often make that argument didn't see it that's true and even we didn't see how will you I just turned 40 okay so you saw a little thirty five thirty five so you saw more MJ than me but but I was still young too we were we didn't know the game that well like we didn't I wasn't seeing defense and seen a lockdown defender that that part of the game wasn't even yeah it was sort of my like knowledge base at the time I was like who school who's getting the ball in the basket more what's a triangle often sigh no [ __ ] clue entire offense was so maybe if we went back now and saw the way he affected his game and maybe I would be that much more supportive of the MJ over LeBron argument but a lot of people you know seeing LeBron with most knowledge that I have a basket Michael Jordan does benefit from the you know us being older and the rose-colored glasses effects as well right I don't think like MJ the [ __ ] that we talked about LeBron now for the littlest [ __ ] [ __ ] that ends up not even mattering at all right like we'd have to talk with MJ in that same lens and we didn't and he didn't have to deal with that right he might have got out a newspaper article right that was bad that's true like one [ __ ] TV like we got around-the-clock Sports coverage on this dude there but how much did you hear about the Patriots I think once you win it's a lot your owner was out there getting [ __ ] prostitutes I don't believe that Aaron Hernandez killed a couple guys you with the flaming balls I mean that's the only [ __ ] you got on him that's regular alright come on it's [Laughter] [ __ ] hilarious people are judging Tom Brady for doing that and then they just bust out they wish they take it to a scenario where he without a deck don't be saying [ __ ] if you don't got a dad like you're not allowed in this conversation about gives your dad on the mouth okay how old's your kid now I don't I was a kid I don't kiss my cousin I'm at my my son is 9 my daughter 6 okay I'm there but I'm a very Italian and Greek dad yeah if it doesn't kiss on the mouth on the mouth what about when they were young yeah no never you've never had Oliver kiss my kids on the mouth it's just something honestly as it is something feels it doesn't it's something that would feel to me very weird and awkward to do but you've seen it and not felt weird about it especially within your culture I've seen somebody I remember one time miguel cotto the boxer was walking through the tunnel to the fight with us on and he just kissed his son the melody I remember just being like it didn't make me feel but I was just like you know what you know I listen I pick my son up I kiss him I you know we wrestle I'll throw him around you know I'll kiss him on the head I kiss him on the cheek but never the lips it was just something that just felt like didn't feel right right right some reason but I think to that to like certain cultures like that thing isn't sexual at all no and I get that I'm right saying it like it's a perverted thing right there's just nothing that and I also didn't ever grow up with that right when I was a little kid my mom and dad would just you know either kiss me on the head kiss me on the cheek tonight and that's it there was nothing like me my brother and my mom my dad would all kids at the same time so we will just do like a four-way Hungry Hippos unit bro honey hungry Schultz's that's what we were you know I was dating this girl and her mother's from Europe yeah and they still kiss on the lips tear so her first time meeting me she went for the kiss and a lip caught me off guard like this I'm talking about foxes Europe yeah that was the weirdest thing oh you can really kiss anybody like that's what the beautiful thing about Borat was like when you're a foreigner you just do anything and people forgive you you don't mean like Borat just came out America that was a genius because he was so vulnerable and seemed innocent it's like oh that's his culture yeah yeah I like you that was all part of it yeah him saying I like you do you like they were just like oh god we gotta treat it we're gonna let them push that was great that's that's why you can't say like like even like our most redneck [ __ ] aren't accepting of other cultures because he would have to go so hard with the gay [ __ ] for to get a reaction like it was like I would like to kiss you I would like to make babies with you in their bed ah we don't really do that here and he keep on but you'd me to him he'd have to go to these guys for them to be like I'm gonna beat your ass and then then he was like look how racist they are it's like no you're trying to rape men with this pseudo like European he's the [ __ ] dick when you think about it like you're just like gay Weinstein where you just grope in [ __ ] dudes and then acting surprised that they react that way I heard he got I heard he got knocked out in New York City during the filming of the movie good I heard he like you know because yeah and you're not gonna see that [ __ ] on this DVD I already did I already took it too far and somebody called him good listen you can't do that and push the limits the way he pushed it everybody Browns Bruno movie where he went to an orgy that what everybody was having sex and he was and he was telling the guy guy was having sex with his girlfriend he's dead and he was going looking me in the eyes that was two point I kiss my parents wait was that Bruno abhorrent I think that was the same movie which one wasn't that was too Larry well the boy knows Borat was like yeah that's right it was like I'll take boar out of some people's look me in the eyes why would I do that man [ __ ] my girl why would I why I look you in the eye are we gonna take a break for a second pay some bills out over here get 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the next tour which I got a name for but I can't tell you just yet but then you could also go to the a drew shows comm and get tickets for everything we're gonna be out in Minnesota Minneapolis Minnesota at the Acme comedy club in March I believe it's 15th and 16th and you can get tickets for that those tickets go quick out there it's an amazing club one of the best comedy clubs in the country so make sure you check that and get that and then there's more dates that I will be adding on on on my website the end result comm you can get all the clips that you need right there also you guys already know this most of you but if you don't views from the Syst chapter one and two are up right now on my youtube okay you watch the full versions I'm putting clips on Instagram that are pieces of the full joke but go get the full joke chapters 1 & 2 a new chapters dropping every Sunday youtube.com/scishow we are changing the way comedy specials are done obviously shouts - Alex media you know shout to Matt Rodriguez shout to DeMarcus Allen not Russell was I called him on the mark is now but uh for helping me shoot the special shouts of Manhattan productions for editing this special my boy Brad and Eric Klein did an amazing job at that worked really [ __ ] hard and so every Sunday a new part of the comedy special is coming out and just cuz you know we don't do [ __ ] regular we gotta do [ __ ] extra the tour documentary for the special is also coming out every week so every new city that we're doing the jokes in you're gonna have a tour documentary for that city so this week is gonna be Copenhagen I dropped the Trump joke in Copenhagen and you're gonna have the tour documentary every Thursday as part of our drop-in in series that comes out every Thursday as well so next week I'm gonna be doing a joke about these [ __ ] and you're gonna get the tour documentary takes place in London and continues throughout so we are just hitting you over the head with this [ __ ] content changing the game as we speak and the only way it changes is if y'all watch it and [ __ ] with it it's literally the only way we change it so if you like what we're doing here share it in your group chats share it in your emails share with your family share with your wife share with your ex-wife share with your boyfriend share with your ex-boyfriend share with literally everybody give them a laugh because that's what the [ __ ] that we're out here doing we are literally giving these things away giving away a little bit of joy and we've ruffled some feathers on the way and that is all I gotta say for the beginning of this app Alex yes if we're coming to your city give us suggestions if you enjoy dropping in give us suggestions of things to do when we're coming to your city facts who was the guy that gave you the songs for the beats we don't put them on every we're gonna we're gonna find we had a you know you know how we do all [ __ ] everything over here we support the family we try to empower y'all as much as we possibly can alex has been using homemade beats on the drop-in ends that's right so if you see some songs that [ __ ] y'all that should fire yeah you know what that [ __ ] is from an [ __ ] sir all right that's from somebody's part of the honey man cuz that's what we doin out here so anyway man thank you all so much and caz got a dope announcement that oh yeah to tell y'all about this very exciting yeah man all my wrestling fans or people who have followed my wrestling journey for the past couple of years while a mania has been in Orlando New York Dallas guy where else the world's whatever coming to New York I am curating it this year describe while a mania for those of us who don't know exactly what it is yeah I don't know what while a mania is Wally mania is the unofficial welcome to WrestleMania week event that kicks off every Wrestlemania week that's on the Thursday night you get to kick it with your favorite wrestlers it's a live podcast it's a party to get a concert from wale it's a bunch of drinking it's it's really like an all-star pro wrestling fan fest slash concert for like you know people like us like hip hop guys whatever but it's it's really fun we do it every year we sell out every year I'm curating it this year I wanted to wait until earlier this later this week to announce it but we you know I got it confirmed I'll tell the family first so tickets go on sale this Friday we're gonna drop the fire this week Thursday April 4th so Nihal New York City Times Square it's gonna be amazing we're gonna have a whole bunch of big surprises coming through gonna have a great performance by wild let go listen to pole dance it would make the Sun it's not right now and if you like my interview my story that is it on complex zine Williamson and the New York Knicks go check that out on my Twitter page you know they've taken notice obviously it's done numbers so the more the [ __ ] support it the more it goes up that support the man I finally did my my my exit interview from WWE with my boy Emilio Sparks on the wrestle rat podcast so if you ever wanted to hear about my journey throughout that company and and the fun times I had over there I gave a pretty in-depth discussion so my boy Melia Sparks in the rest of rap podcast and I think that's it for now and there'll be more stuff coming in the next amazing yeah so let's get into the show I just want to say real quick thank you all so much everybody who watched and shared the clip that I dropped Sunday and the clip I was something before but this last Sunday I think across all platforms we hit like 150,000 views this day or something like that like it was insane body there so thank y'all so much man this is the new way we get [ __ ] out there keep sharing keep you know lettin people see if you think they really [ __ ] with it keep it up man cuz we're putting pressure on these networks we got our [ __ ] foot on their neck and I'm ready to put even more pressure all right I want to see veins bursting all right I want to UM I want to talk about a couple things while we have you versi I wanna we're gonna eventually get into a conversation where you can convince us why bathe baseball is a worthy sport but okay before we go into that I got a shout out um and this is this is shocking but I have to shout out the Los Angeles comedy scene okay it is incredible it is absolutely incredible the reason I said shocking is because when we were coming up in comedy the idea with the LA scene was there's always kind of soft and a little bit of corny a little bit corny and we thought that that was a product of Los Angeles and the conventional wisdom with comic so I was like how can you be funny out there I mean it's beautiful every single day like where's funny where's the pain etc this right so we that's what we thought was the reason right and I was just out there I did a bunch of podcast the fighter and the kid with Brendan Schaub and Bryan County I'll check that out I did one with Andrew Santino called whiskey ginger he's got a really funny podcast but then audio got lost but we'll get that back again but another really funny comic I did the minimalist podcast not comics but another really funny thing you guys should go go checked out and then feel Vaughn's podcast and really funny dude and what I realized there is the comedy scene out there a bunch of comics got empowered right they got their own podcast they started making their own money and they didn't have to rely as much on the industry okay and when you don't have to rely the industry you don't cater your comedy for the industry right you cater your comedy for yourself because you're making enough money right it's like if you're a restaurant and you're doing fine you don't change the menu all right this is what you want to cook people eat it so you do it and what happened is before that the industry ran comedy so comedy was corny right the second the industry stopped running in the comics started running it it was comics trying to impress each other which is really the best because we probably have the highest yeah level of acceptance for a bit or any kind of comedy right you know we've seen everything before but if you're working to impress me and I'm working to press you etc instead of Fox for a sitcom the levels gonna go up and right now it has I would say more authentic comedy scene in New York it is unfuckin right identity wrapped up by Rogen it's propped up like all these guys that comics propped up the scene not the scene propping up the comics right now New York say what you want to say but New York is propped up by the seller the seller is propping everybody up and it's got amazing sold-out shows every so nights the best club in the [ __ ] world but if I asked you or any random person if I was like if I was like hey well who's a who's a typical New York comic to you it's all the generation above us Paul right everybody's make all Quinn Patrice Robison Robert Kelley right yeah it's not our generate we haven't taken over yet right we are still resting on the laurels of the oh geez before us right and we'll get into you know later conversation about how I want to change that and what I think that we can do to to really kind of you know take over and reestablish ourselves yeah and but what I saw in LA is if we go who's in LA comedy you're gonna hear people all Chris D'Elia Oh Bryan Callen you're gonna hear the next generation they're not gonna still say the guys that were out there in the 80s and 90s they were rocking it's gonna be these next guys and it's what we need to do here is what I've been trying to put out in the world really just for all these comics for all of us to kind of do is the way my digital approach not only this podcast but just putting the material out putting it on Twitter Instagram even the way I'm doing myself we'll now shouts to everybody who watched the clip and share the latest clip man it's up on YouTube right now the first two chapters of use from the Cisco check them but the way I'm doing this allows you to empower yourself as a comic and you might not be making money on Instagram or Twitter or even YouTube but you are making money on the road because people will see your stuff sure you start to sell [ __ ] out and once comics realize this and again everything I'm doing is for all of us anything I do in terms of how I deliver the content it's for you to copy and improve upon and you find a better way to do it tell me sure but once we empower ourselves we put we're put in a position where we want to help each other right that's that's what I was just gonna say so to answer your question I think that I think New York has some of the most stone cold assassins in the game but I also think that those guys in LA are [ __ ] great but and an LA scene is great out there cuz you got a lot of people who moved and went out there and you have people got a lot of great guys from here but you just touched on what it is and what it is is everybody's kind of full they're falling on the umbrella of each other it's it's each other so like Rogan you know like if like let's say like burr is my mentor the way like I'm trying to think of like maybe the way Rogan put on re you know Harper sir put me on right but if we were all here right so if we were all here and somebody said hey man come on my show together right we just like the way we're doing this but then you came and then we do shows to get that that's what these guys are doing and but they're able to do it because I was think about what creates this environment what creates a supportive environment and what creates it is success once you have success you can't wait to help other people it's like once I started selling tickets my feeling was who is really talented around me that I can use this platform I have to help right who can I lift up you know right who can I give something to you know what I mean like there's multiple things I feel like you have to do to make a scene I feel like you have to establish what the scene stands for right now and the way that you that's how I say it this is the best metaphor I can put together it's like the industry is a sailboat right and so it goes whichever way the wind is going you know so no matter what way the wind is going that's where the sailboats got to go okay and the industry often works like that it's like whatever hot they jump on it right so if a show about hip hop comes out they're like okay let's do a short for FX and then vh1 wants to do that when Netflix wants to doing them is just hopping on if you want to change an industry you got to be the wind all right so it's like we can be the wind we can put out the content that moves things I heard this great story about uh I told a couple podcast but about how Nescafe got into Japan the Japanese market no they asked this this consultant and he's like a consultant to like the biggest most you know wealthy brands in the whole world how do we get into Japan the guy goes ah you're not gonna be able get in 15 years yeah it was why not he goes well because they have no [ __ ] clue what coffee is in Japan you're trying to be tea you're not tea okay so they have no idea they have no memory attached to it it means nothing to them right so what you got to do is you got to make a cartoon they're like what yeah you guys my million said I was making a cartoon and then you're gonna make a candy based on that cartoon and that candy is gonna be flavored as let's go for coffee well yeah now 15 years later when those kids grow up okay they need something side the memory and in Google the biggest Starbucks in the world and tell me where it is Wow literally a couple days ago they just opened a 32,000 square foot Starbucks the Japanese you know so the Japanese devour coffee in a way that's unlike any other people in the world and it's because you went underneath them right a motorboat works different than the sailboat began the motor is underneath the water right so what we have to do like even what I had to do to like get comics to realize how to like put [ __ ] out I've been telling people to do this for years but I started to realize like people don't do what you tell them they do what works right so I had to show them it works for right right and then there then it's like you don't even need to tell him yeah once I show that it works I put it out there the back okay I should do that yeah so I in order for me to move the industry I had to prove hey this is this type of thing works and this what we're gonna do even for the different shows we do even for like inside jokes the point of inside jokes is I love talking to comics about you know jokes that are [ __ ] up and how to make them work but what I'm trying to do is create a place where people understand what jokes are so they're not upset that's when they see a joke [ __ ] I should have saved my rape joke for that no no listen we got to have you on with it because that's a perfect one and then let's just have you own them well like bust balls and like figure out some things well what you're doing is you're creating an environment where all of the things that are maybe frowned upon our people are scared of well you're making it the norm for what you do but when people see that then they're that's that's it's plant in the root the seed it's the candy that's the can because they can't exactly so we make the candy we we plant the seed and then it grows up into the culture will become the wind right yeah if we're the wind they have to move along with us right because at the end of the day they're just they're commodity they're just a business like any other business right they're just trying to make money so if we prove the money is made yeah here like I got to mention the flavor Media Group on this podcast remind you before we do that but yeah they do they made the commercial shouts to you man I was great but like what we're doing is we're starting this media company where we can sell advertising on all the different shows that we have here on the platform right right and the goal is to prove that there are brands that [ __ ] with this and those brands the do [ __ ] with it get rewarded tenfold because the people that [ __ ] with our content love it that much more yeah and once Nike or Ford starts realizing oh should I get ten times my investment one over here happen in 20 years you're gonna see an ad that says Nike go [ __ ] yourself yeah I do Game of Thrones is gonna come on syndication Yeah right very soon and every company's gonna advertise on it and the whole show is just about rape rape your sister rape a [ __ ] rape somebody the whole show is just rape but they'll buy it on because they know we're gonna watch it right right but so what we'll do right now is set the seeds for even this special that I'm putting our now the special is so that you can tell that rape joke right you sort of saying yeah the special yeah because what I'll do is I'll make this okay they'll see the success of it fingers crossed so I'll make doing these types of jokes okay and then the rest of us can do them you see what I'm saying yeah but that's for me the only way is moving it underneath it's the same thing I was saying to you earlier about like like Kaz wrote this great article for complex you guys if you haven't read it you got to read it and it's just brilliant artists really went viral yeah it was an open letter to Adam silver to why he needs to rig the draft lottery so design goes to the mixer why would help everyone hope yeah what does this help New York would help the league in general become the world game and that and overtake NFL as America's yeah Frank and and Cavs writes his article and well we were talking about before the podcast started this is this reversion was mention in the beginning was this idea it's like you got to do that every week because you have power with the pen and there's something about the written word that's so powerful to people that it's just truth right like how often does somebody just go yeah I read in an article and that's enough yeah like I said if I said the world is flat right you'd be a go [ __ ] yourself right now I was reading this article article seems like yeah it's like even if I think it's [ __ ] I'm like let me see it so for me like when I see you and I see that as a strength of yours I'm like lean into that cast yeah we need you to have the best we need you have the best column of best weekly column in sports right because that's gonna lift flavor too it's gonna lift the other podcast or the other like things that we want to do with you everything no that's that's my thing and I hope that the next goal after we released the special and we start to do stuff is really congealed in New York scene I you know you two poets against talking about Kelly about that and like you know he brings people on but yeah they just they kind of United day to all of them that do it and and it's really not the case here you know we're cool you know like me and you just started you know hanging out at the cellar okay what's going on you know drink a wine talk [ __ ] about sports and it's like hey that's a guy that hey I respect what he's doing sure Stan was doing be I think he's super funny why wouldn't ya why wouldn't I I do my podcast I do his all I want to do is help and that's what it is and and I think when you come together like that with people I think it will and and like we were talking about with the PC stuff coming back I think it's all gonna come back you know what Scott's got [ __ ] going on right now there's a lot of funny people here I love those guys everybody could eat you want to know something that's interesting is uh the ecosystem balances itself okay so la had this like super corny comedy scene before Yeah right where Chris said Chris de Stefano shouts to Chris at a funny line he's like yeah they were just talking about unicycles but that's what the Chris line right no and it was true right and then so they went to the extreme of that right and then out of nowhere this show popped up in LA called roast battle yeah now what was roast battle the extreme of the other let the other way right it's like this the the unicycle comedy yes that was the corny soft [ __ ] roast battle every joke was [ __ ] homophobic racist you were molested like yeah and it's because the environment needed it to meet it it needed it right and if you like you said like you were saying earlier about the pendulum swings and it needs to adjust the ecosystem needs to adjust yeah it's just how the [ __ ] universe works right I'm not talking about spiritual way I'm talking about just like natural environment absolutely so you even see it like this might be out there but you even see it now with like the Kardashians right in this whole [ __ ] with Jordan woods I don't know if you may follow Kristin Thompson cheated on his Chloe with this girl Jordan woods who which happened to be Kylie's best friend and roommate Kylie Jenner so like there's a little drama there and the Kardashian family was trying to like destroy this girl Jordan woods right not saying she did anything good but whatever and the Smith family right Will Smith's family those are local that's her aunt and uncle right especially in black Hollywood Jordan woods aunts and Will and Jada yeah or godparent or sometimes I think when Smith's family is obviously has Jordan woods back yeah they have a better and they use their power there's a there's a there's a show called the red tabletalk or something so they use their power to kind of shift the narrative on Jordan woods before the Kardashians can destroy now that's the surface way of looking at this the way I look at this is the Smith family is trying to take the throne of America's reality TV family from the Kardashians right power needs to be taken there is not something given it needs to be taken because now you're talking like how the card I talked to Mike Wow this is trash TV and what are these people famous for the absolute other pendulum to that these are stars actually how many people that call their positive and Jaden's giving away water in Flint you know I'm saying like they're all actors and so you get the ecosystem right you have I look at almost like the matrix right so you have Kardashians or Agent Smith it's [ __ ] growing in power and multiple numbers and it it it feasts on people right they feasts on your insecurities like hey here's this makeup you could look better they get all this fake plastic [ __ ] they're plastic nothing is real about them right they're propping up you know ideology and like popping up narratives they're kind of [ __ ] up and gross in other ways they're just pimping the people yes right and then I don't know where Will Smith in the family they dive into social media and Smith is just raw positivity literally every day it's how can I be a better dad how can i how can you be a better son how can we connect with our families better how can we spend time together what can we do this like beautiful the red table talks are three generations of women really working things out and kind of talking to each other and understanding that people are different maybe we could talk it's raw positivity right and so they they operate as neo in the matrix metaphor and the weirdest thing about all this is like who was the role of neo first offered to I forget nothing we were flying back from LA or something that I was processing like what was going on I looked at as this power I looked at them going for power or them taking the throne but the throne needing to be taken because it had been abused yeah we got Kardashian fatigue we do we even like we're even like sick Akane that's how butch we have Kardashian if it stacks like so it's just it's just an interesting it's an interesting dynamic and it's like what we got to do in in New York like with comedy the way that they've congealed in LA my goal is it enough comics in New York start paying attention and start seeing how they can empower themselves right how can I help you I always say to comics I am a resource for you if you have a question about content ask me I'm here to do that for you yeah yeah there's nothing I can get from you I have everything I need yeah okay I don't care about having the only reason I die the only reason I care about making like lots of money is that it just makes people listen more right like I my life so is not gonna change for making a half million dollars a year to two million nothing's gonna be different yeah but if I make that two million all of a sudden everything I say is more genius right so then you'll help yourself write more alright yeah because that's how people look at money that you're not a genius unless you're rich or dead yeah yeah there's somebody sleeping on the street right now you know our Wall Street that's probably more brilliant than everybody yeah yeah and why would we [ __ ] sleep on the street give me like the keys to life and we're just looking and like get keys to a [ __ ] house so so you're right done that's interesting we can we can do that and it will slowly start to happen and you'll see more and more comics they'll start to realize hey I I don't need to compete with these guys no competition on the Internet it's not it's because everybody can you doing it right back then everybody had to go and compete for that one TV show or that world there was only one time slot from 9:00 to 10:00 yeah if your own economy centers is one time slot yeah one time stuff from 10:00 to 11:00 so we got to compete you can drop something on Instagram the same time as me yeah I can watch your [ __ ] and then right after watch mine yeah no it's true it's true and their podcasts like that that's a big thing I was talking he honestly goes the podcasts out in LA and the they kind of all are together or likes there'll be guests on each other's and stuff it's part of it man that's what I want to do with you guys like that's what we've been doing with hyenas anybody that I've been bringing in eat to the various different shows no no but like not no but there they have their own podcast but like even you with horrible like anybody that we bring on here I wound up lift yeah doing mean cuz I feel like they have something yeah of course you know and you wouldn't have them on the show even think so and that's another thing if you want to get on the show have something yeah yeah have something did because you become the show and then you can have this amazing interview and then you have nothing to drive them to yeah and like right now if they [ __ ] love you they're already googling your special yeah right there like a [ __ ] man yeah you came on the show and then gave me something to enjoy yeah yeah the whole model that we have a flavor to is give yeah yeah right we're giving content we're giving joy were giving opportunity like when I fly into a city hey who's what [ __ ] army member it wants the school bus from the airport yeah I could order over yeah or if what do you guys are already over and yeah I'll just hit you off with cash yeah I wouldn't do all that [ __ ] but you would I mean like working together like I you know did that uninterrupted we had like yeah I'll star [ __ ] ya know somebody want to come film some show I was just like you what now that I've been traveling with and really fans some of them a little weird but at the end of the day they're all cool like this super helpful I'm just happy that they can give back because of what we got yeah fans don't tell you let them in the fan is what the people if nobody's watching my special streaming if nobody's watching the clips if nobody's saying hey watch this kid Paul virzi as special was really good I'm excited for his next one or his next project then what do I have absolutely you need them no you have nothing and it's like I really think the next level to it you know is is just finding ways to empower them along with the other people you're making content with you know so something that I wanted we were talking about this on patreon but something that we're building here is a I'm gonna do a message board maybe it'll be through the patreon maybe it'll be I'm not exactly sure but essentially we'll have a board right where you can list your skills okay so it you could do Photoshop if you do drywall it doesn't matter what you do but if I need somebody I'm gonna go there first now I might might need real estate agent there isn't anybody there that can do it yeah so okay you can help me right right but if I need drywall yeah I'm gonna reach out to a guy that's part of this community first yeah and if somebody else that listens to this podcast needs drywall reach out to that guy first yeah you know give it a look that's how you really create something that's right it's completely insulated you create your own little economy right everybody's giving everybody's helping out you know and give my man a discount yeah you know if you [ __ ] with you why not create a mobile cab you know you figure some ways out but that's how you build something special absolutely build something that they can't take away from you right I think you know that's what we got to do the [ __ ] it's the power given man I'm telling you once at the comics in New York understand that it's like I always tell comics somebody yell if you got a funny clip give me that clip I'll put it up and then like some comics don't get it like are you like gonna pay off of the revenue I need your two hours [ __ ] idiot I'm helping you get a clip that's quality so that when you go perform it bananas and some guy YouTube's you they see five hundred thousand views on a clip and they agree to go to your show yeah I don't care about this money that you use well that's why I think a lot that's an East Coast thing too I think a lot of East Coast guys have this like like nah man I'm good like I'm just letting do me you know and and out there it's more pride it's more clarity and and and it was so hard and I here's the other thing it's hard to get into these rooms right yeah you're so hard to get into the cellar so hard to get and you're in all these rooms and your past in New York and like you worked hard to get it you kind of hold it close to you and and I think out there there's like two main clubs everybody's friends it's way more communal we're here it's like I got my spots I got this I got that then that goes to it too there there was numbers out that there's there's a scarcity of spots in the city yeah and if you're not getting some that week you're like oh who's getting am i out am i this and that and it's like that goes away yeah once you are financially set yeah all that [ __ ] goes away it's you know it's true I was talking to bread urns - so fun email of Brett's out the bread moved back to Ohio - yeah he's [ __ ] tell stories they me crying about his his stepfather who pass rest his soul but tell me these great stories right and he goes you guys in New York do this thing that I don't understand and I said what and this goes to what you're saying he goes you guys go in the back of rooms and kind of do it like he's like I kind of noticed maybe almost like you know like it not a judging way but you guys like watch each other and he was right like we have this thing where we're like where I think in LA it's just this way more like hey that's my boy up there like that dude you know and I've noticed when you talk to them I lost my boys always hilarious anyway yeah you're doing a podcast where we kind of like peek in like you know what's what's the name doing you know like we have that competitive it's a more of a competitive that's New Yorkers in general you have a great bit about East Coast trait maybe two things two things okay one is New Yorkers in general they're absolutely right but - yeah you could make a living in New York so the spot means something more than the spot yeah in LA you can't make a living doing stand-up at the store or The Improv you know their pain you little $17 is just and there's not enough spots to go around for everybody and even if there were you you're not gonna make a living making 17 bucks at the at the cellar you made $100 a spot you're doing five spots on a Friday five spots on a Saturday you're making 52 grand a year cash you're paying your rent and yeah yeah that's what I'm saying you can get by in New York you can't in LA so once you stopped being able to get by right it's like okay why he's not taking away my right food this was never food for me he might be taking away my my spot to work on my comedy but I can maybe find another place to work on it but taking away your food yeah is a different thing 100% that's maybe why we're more territorial in New York is like oh that guy got my food this week right that's why if I empower these comics enough where they get their food outside of this yeah all the sudden it's like oh he took away dessert you know I mean but I got my meal yeah that's what it is what you just I first of all I agree with everything you said and second of all the thing that you just said though about having money if you have money if you're financially sound I want everybody coming up but when I'm still trying to get mine I got to get mine and that's that's the mentality you know because if I'm sitting on ten million right now and I have resources I want everybody yeah and I get that and and I think you know you got to lift people up so I agree it's a tough thing to realize and you don't realize that money doesn't make you happy until you have money yeah every rich person says money doesn't make it happy every poor person says man I'm gonna be happy once I get some money right so it's it's one of these things you know really I got humbled like I I posted the other day but like the greatest thing that happen to me in the industry was finding out that they weren't gonna give me anything that literally every part of the stand-up industry was not gonna give me anything and I think the post I said something but it was like I be I became nothing okay and because in my mind I viewed them letting me do stand-up as something great and when all the doors closed it was like okay I'm nothing and then I got comfy mm-hmm I had no ego so from nothing comes everything because now you can't take anything away from me yeah I'm comfy down here it's humble its humble it humbles you yeah and then it gives you all the power do whatever you want it's like oh oh I don't need that right and then people like oh you know you're brave saying these bits right now in this climate it's like no no I'm comfy I'm in the jail and Dark Knight Rises like I'm comfy in the dark I'm bein you know the main like I was I'm ready for this I needed to be put there to be ready for and I'll give you a perfect example what you're saying you know before before I'll say this came out before my special got released on Comedy Central I'd go on podcast and I would go places and I had to watch my mouth I had to watch my mouth and this was when people were getting taken out yeah what he saying that podcast Oh someone chose not work oh he said that oh that he said so I I was literally people like watch what you do you're special Comedy Central is a major Comedy Network and they're gonna put your content out there right if you say some [ __ ] that they can't be behind and I'm literally sitting there worried going like I worked real hard for that and I'm working on the new hour now but that's coming out and what's gonna happen if I say so and I would literally be on podcasts and I would hear [ __ ] being said nope not touching it you hear some racist or homophobia as jokes yeah but I'm sitting here going wait a minute man I got I got a check that's coming I got a check that's coming then I got a little boy and a little girl and I want to go on tour and all of a sudden so and you start to worry so what you're saying is and it's true when they when they can't because part of me wanted to be released of those words don't feel the darkness no I was in Chains a little bit and there were things I wanted to get out and say opportunities 18 not that I'm gonna not that I'm gonna say something stupid have the freedom you know what it's like it's like you know you jerk off in a hotel bathroom if there's cameras like doing cameras on you right jerking off is a normal all of a sudden you cameras people just be free to jerk yeah I'm saying yeah and I have a special coming I can I got chains on yes and I'm like and what and then I would leave that I would leave a show and go dude was that okay when I said and then I wonder productive people do okay and then people every tweet you're like what call what do you think I was on shows I was on shows and Paul what do you think of Louie this one people start approaching well what do you think of Louie going back to the cellar or working what do you think I'm sitting there going and I'm sitting here going like can I say what I want to say yeah and I said what I wanted to say and I said like look man this guy could eat this guy's you know I said of course this is a matter this guy there's no criminal charge yeah that's a great comic cast and and people after was like yo you okay with that being in are you okay with that being said there are people protesting and I had to think about that yeah so the freedom he's talking about is real where it's like look I'm gonna say what the [ __ ] I want to say and I'm gonna be honest cause listen I'm not malicious I'm not racist I'm not homophobic I may say a racist joke a homophobic joke something stupid I don't mean I'm it's a joke school shootings it's a bit school [ __ ] okay maybe it hurts me so much that that's where my mind goes cuz I have OCD right Gilbert Godfrey what'd he say if enter that tsunami his wife said he cried he cried when a hundred thousand people are floating dead what'd he do a very distasteful [ __ ] tweet about it yeah and he even said in the documentary he did it because that was where his mind was I have kids I don't wanna when I see kids at school get shot where does your mind go but the comedian in me goes find light in that yes and do it that's why we have comedy and that's why you have comedy and that's why the [ __ ] you're doing on your special and stuff like that is is what you really say these [ __ ] that try to cancel that type of comedy they try to cancel it because they don't need it no like their lives are pretty good I don't need it right so they don't feel what we felt right exactly so they're like since they don't need it they don't understand how therapeutic it is like the gases builds up in us right and it burst pipes if you don't let it go go for it you got a fart real talk I'm still gonna soda about this dance soda hilarious comic and he was talking about how like like you know he's had some horrible things happen to him in his childhood and he's like this is how I learned to deal with them it take this away from me yeah like I wouldn't be here if I didn't have this yeah so oh yeah it's a weird thing when you have people who don't need relief yeah telling you to you don't need it or tell you how to cope with it or even telling me what I what they think I am right no [ __ ] me right no they don't know that my family how my upbringing was yes shift that happened when my mom and my dad my relationship with my dad which is cool but you don't know all of the things that made me want to make people laugh and be accepted and and my mental issues whether it would be with OCD or depression and all the things that I would battle right right you don't know that but I came up with that shooting joke I closed my special with it and we were worried we were we weren't we weren't worried like we don't care right but we were like what's gonna happen what's the reactor like man like he just was honest he talked about that was his thought and that's it and people reasonable people know of course who's Pro nobody's Pro nobody's pro people getting shot in mass numbers right but you know you make a joke about it well the shooter bro about it what do you think about what point is yeah man there is value in nothing man and often it is the most value and it's scary to go there but the reason is scared to go there is because you haven't gotten comfortable at nothing that was the thing that happened to me is I got comfortable at nothing yeah I go I go okay I can operate this and I can accept here and the only thing I'm gonna do after this moment is stay true to the game is straight true to comedy I never asked for anything I never asked for especially I never asked for anybody to come see me I never asked for anything all I did was focused on comedy and the content and oddly enough or maybe not oddly but like the comedy community and like the comedy fans started rallying around me yeah and I think they knew it they're like oh [ __ ] he's being pure to this he's not doing this to get a deal he's not throwing that he truly just loves it hmm it's in it's odd how did [ __ ] it works that what happens right it's funny wit when I when I had to turn down Comi dynamics and everybody was like what yeah I couldn't tell you the amount of people that hit me up saying good for you I can't believe way to stand your ground people came out of the woodwork way to say grow they rally behind it because they realize it was like if I would have done that that's the easy thing right yeah that's the quick money right that's that's the easy thing it's right there my specials right there so I could have done it their way my special would have been buried it wouldn't have gotten on a network I would have had to fight for it you know and I wouldn't have got to nothing would have been right but I would have been able to say oh I have a special out there know how I want it and I had to walk from it and look and everything everything worked out you know so god bless ya all right tell us why baseball is important how would it go is I wouldn't go as far as to say baseball is important as a matter of fact the less you like baseball we don't like baseball we do you think put this so beautiful mm-hmm he has this again way with words yes thank you appreciate that that's the another article we hate baseball love the Yankees yes baseball fans were Yankee please dude guys we have two articles already ready to go they said what this is whatever you got some let's do it weekly okay so God said we we hate baseball love the Yankees it is a thing that's been kind of grandfathered into us probably through hip hop when you see all your favorite hip hop artists wearing a Yankee hat you start to think maybe I should wear Yankee hat I should love like a wealth symbol it's like a status symbol it's an identity thing that hat doesn't say Yankees on it the Hat says New York so it's like this is how I show you where I'm from this is my flag that's our New York flag yeah yeah well it's true that's true it's like McDonald's Nike like the yes in LA where the Kings Jersey yeah like we know you're not watching hockey thank you there's no [ __ ] way you just wrap LA and you like them colors yeah so there's a couple Purple's the only color won't get you killed in LA that's the reason why the Crips purple yeah yeah you gotta go like to the grape Street [Laughter] naked people walking with the tide till they get there I think that neutral here's here's the problem baseball so I just got back into baseball two years ago okay so I was out I was out I was done come on I was done it was tired I'm tired with the Yankees infield being worth you know 300 million I was tired of the steroids it was tired of it just you know and anybody that says the steroids doesn't matter it's not paying attention it doesn't matter because it matters on history and it matters it by achievement and what we argue about achievement that's right we argue about if somebody dunked from the you know foul line in a game and then you found out he was injecting something in his calves for him to do that you gotta tell people yeah no that's not real that it sucks for the game does so either everybody could use it or its banned which it should be that's how I look at it right but you know Yankees had to share a rod Jeter Cano all that money people getting killed people knock I mean people getting killed with Royce I got there people people getting killed with the steroids anything 50 games out his careers over done I was just like this sucks and I was away then denne all of a sudden the Yankees got the new team I saw Aaron Judge I was I watched him he seemed like a pure kid right but then what really was crazy and I tell all of your listeners I tell you guys I don't know if you saw the documentary fastball did you see it I would say ok the documentary fastball is most one of the most gangster things I've ever seen in sports because there are things that can be improved ok with sports okay here's what can't be improved arm strength and speed it you can only max so now when somebody gets a 40-yard dash alright somebody gets a 40-yard dash get four two two four two flat will be your gonna it used to be you know when when we were kids you know guys looked like our uncle's right you ever see the shoulder pads when Joe Montana played yeah they were bigger they weren't they weren't really fast and it was like four not now it's four two it's gonna probably go to you're probably gonna get somebody you know Dionne was the first one to use it down the first one to make it guys got like video games right and there were certain people like that to Emmitt Smith look like the Kanye will pump video what can't be improved upon yeah from like Walter Johnson to Nolan Ryan they break down all of the guys and they have the greatest hitters in history talking about it all of them are talking about how the ball does things that just only a handful of men can have ever been able to do when Nolan Ryan threw 105 mile an hour fastball the batter said it looked like a [ __ ] aspirin coming at them right and these guys say now you're when your eye blinks when you're up to bat when your eye blinks from the pitchers hand to that use your eye blink so now you have to get your brain kit over your fingers use your brain can't comprehend your brain can't comprehend the timing of what he's doing so it's a chess match so when I watched that doc and I realized that these are some of the bad it's like this is it's one of its the hardest thing to do who's a who's this is gonna be great you'll love this right who's the biggest most fierce competitor that you've ever seen and he's work in any sport pretty much or one of them we mentioned him today Jordan Oh Jordan I'll be Floyd what did he go to LA he failed at baseball yeah okay he failed at baseball now that guy used to [ __ ] get upset when his kid beat him in monopoly yeah okay this is I want to talk about Kobe drinking wine this kid Jordan they said was if he lost a card game on an airplane would lose his [ __ ] he couldn't so now he dedicates his life to a game where he was bad what 240 something yeah failing couldn't do it these guys the timing what they do so then I started watching these young Yankees come and I'm like man this is this guy's coming up from the minors it's a [ __ ] dope man you know what here's the other thing I slowed down as a human being a little bit I don't need to see the fast break dunk all the time I put my feet up and go you know what yeah my kids are going to sleep my wife is sleeping I got to do this guy is supposed to be a good pitcher Aaron judge is hot right now let me watch the Yankee game to me and I just sit down on my couch and I watch them like this is dope it gave me something to do it gave me three hours of peace also how it's a chess match of righty lefty take this guy to the pen so I'm not gonna say it's the greatest but if you want my argument it's that and I think if you watch fastball and you watch I also had give us some of the appreciate it bowling I'm Ross is not as loud when your body knows like the baseball players McGriff was on my podcast the Crime Dog why the Braves Braves you have four hundred and ninety four hundred ninety three homers right seven shy of 500 had him on my podcast and we were talking and he goes man well you guys don't understand is when we're on our way to the ballpark for a World Series and it's the biggest animals gonna be watching it I know I got Randy Johnson pitching against me he goes all I'm thinking about is this guy can hit me in the head and kill me and he was on when I come up to the plate he goes I gotta act like I'm good I got to act like [ __ ] I'm gonna he goes all I'm thinking about is if there's because this guy can kill me with a 99 mph fastball and and sometimes he wants to buzz they want to but the picture was awesome yeah you wanted to go past your nose and you feel that and you just do that and he goes I'm thinking about that I got kids at [ __ ] and I was telling him I was like what's the cool story about you know when you went you in the catcher and he goes once he was I always killed the Detroit Tigers because I always killed him so one time the catcher just started telling me what was coming and I was like that and yeah he was just telling me really cool stuff but he said he said the chess match between a pitcher you're a batter it's really really [ __ ] so much on another level then we take it for Grandma Lenny was good take it for granted James Harden step course of course but if you really appreciate you what you're appreciating what you're seeing with a man throwing 102 miles an hour yeah and somebody has a blink of an eye time a blink of an eye and has to go I think a curveballs coming so I'm gonna wait an extra beat and then do it that's dope to me and so he into it here's the thing here's the thing I think what you're talking about is the marketing of the sport I think baseball because it was grandfathered in they didn't have to market it right yes the whole time was like oh people are gonna watch it's baseball it's America's game they didn't teach us how to watch baseball right and I started putting this together when I would would talk to my my friends that like kick football which we call in soccer soccer we call kick football right when they would watch soccer my European friends right they'd be like you have to understand okay the joy of watching soccer comes from the almost goal its tension and then almost really it's honestly like how girls enjoy [ __ ] you know it's like like you know when they go like I didn't come but it still felt good it's like that soccer balls yeah yeah yeah it's like you're waiting you're waiting but I like where I was a great game but for Americans right we love we'll look at that more like we have blue balls but for Europeans they look at that sex like the girl like oh it was really nice man would have liked to come but likes the almost coming feeling for why we can't conceptualize that right so we need a nothing right yeah so so when it comes to baseball I think Major League Baseball needs to do two things one market like the thing you described which is what everybody describes with playoff baseball you market the pitcher in their battle against the hitter they've always marketed the hitting look at that homerun go look at that you know base it look at that whatever I get no no more often than not they don't hit so tell me why that is fun stop marketing 25% of the game market the 75% when the pitcher out duels what if we could mark it like soccer which is a long kick and an almost goal is not exciting but they found a way to get get them into it and playoff baseball I know the stakes are higher obviously but playoff baseball we get into that pitching duel yeah right let's play offseason like the pitchers get most and the commercials are about yeah it's gonna be this guy versus Aaron judge yes but what do they what are they always advertising always every time homerun Derby right yeah come on what if you had pitchers have targets these guys could put a four this guy's good what if you do what if you had pictures you know I know the risk but 10 targets a lot of points and who's ever the most accurate with the targets that would be huge then a speed off have guys just have to throw 10 balls who could get it up the highest something like that make people go oh my god gets people into the part of the game yeah that dominates 75% of it what is every playoff hot nadya playoff what is every highlight on ESPN it's somebody sliding for a catch in the outfield [ __ ] that yeah that's not the majority the game yeah market that pitching duel market that market the set up like when you show the highlights show him going inside get him to back up and then just paint in the corner of the plate I think it's a technology things who baseball is such an old sport that most of the highlights of the game is [ __ ] that simple like oh the diving catch right I can I could understand that athletically what that means is somebody who just watched somebody like a 360 donk or die right hatch and in the NFL something like that but baseball I think it needs to come like it needs to come back to 2 so finding some sort of technology that you can see just how difficult it is to hit a certain [ __ ] area or this good point like like when they have the street hammers in the shariq with the [ __ ] puck and head change watching her like the NFL it's broadcast it's it's documented somewhere that and the FEL broadcast went up when I started putting like first down line first down line yep and I'm saying like I'm proud I have no evidence to back it up but I'm pretty sure tennis [ __ ] started getting up when they had to have the [ __ ] the telestrator [ __ ] where the boss where the ball was in and out and all that type of [ __ ] and I think baseball is still such an old time old fellas game that the technology of twenty20 hasn't really caught up with the sport networks are trying to pinpoint what the guy did and like where he did paint the corner they're trying do the replay all foxes do like a good job of it we're like it was over 90 like the best and read okay so check this right what if you know how they do the replay where they show how the pitch went right I think they should follow the ball with a streak so that you see it real time you see the curve and how close it gets it like show you got to make me feel the fear that McGriff felt yeah when a curve ball is one behind you yeah but not real-time they do on the reap on the replay right where I'm saying like when a curveball from Ranger specifically real-time Chris Edie was telling me Christmas to tell me that he when he did that show for MLB yeah Mariano who is to me the great speech I mean the best the robot pinpoint anything and he was she was [ __ ] what Chrissy's going dude I could I can make it go too you know nip your nose don't you know it Chris was [ __ ] with him and Chris one in the box and he said he was joking with him and he let Chris get a couple and then he said he got serious and and Chris said I was ready for it I had my thing up I was watching he said the ball literally went creatures told it Yanis wedding said the he the ball was coming to his nose and he went back in complete shock strike and then he said it was crisp in the middle that's the [ __ ] down on Millennials not appreciate no but that is ridiculous and there's like 40 dudes who can do that yeah there's 40 men who can do that you know what I mean like hitting the 3 is great dunking is great that's something but these guys this like a visit a different type of game and this is a chess match this is like throw an old-time marketing rock at a spa I know what baseball needs a Tony Romo yeah can explain it because the party when you explain the intricacy of the batter pitcher relationship that [ __ ] was compelling yeah kids don't give a [ __ ] they're like but that's also an MLB right what I'm saying is MLB and I think has you made a great point which is MLB is trying to find the athletic highlights that match basketball because they're not meeting with other baseball they're competing with other sports they're competing with a first-round knockout the competing with exactly but if you can't compete with them because we know it's not as exciting don't so then put some how much because those are fun but the majority of your thing have a pitcher paying the plate had that POV angle where you see the ball come from behind the batter and then cross through and he stood in there yeah I mean like all right so no it's all fear knowing all that like you you say you you're against steroids knowing all that like no he's not against him if everyone's using it okay it's either/or right it's either an even playing field everybody or expand and now that was my whole thing with baseball the whole time like that's why I didn't really think steroids were that big of a deal to me because like you know it's still so [ __ ] car like Barry Bonds without the steroids it's still a hall-of-famer because right he was just so [ __ ] good at hitting that baseball yes that what's a few what's being a little stronger it's not that you know what it is it's not that it's it's they're their eyes their eyes and like everything is they don't get hurt you don't get her buried that's the biggest thing Barry Bonds bonds had like a like a tear HGH a that's why Andy Pettit's they did that HGH goes away so a normal guy back in the [ __ ] 40s or 50s imagine goes dude you're out for two days go sit down because you're limping around now this guy is all jacked up that little tear is nothing everything is enhanced they say you feel what's his name the kid gum oh my god who was a guy with a white kid with corn rolls on he was on the oh my god Bronson Arroyo he was on the Red Sox and then he went to the the Reds he was saying that he felt like he could run through walls you feel everything is enhanced so you're just up there and you're just Jack everything wherever is the biggest thing and in Korea argument because imagine you had to miss 12 games a year right and imagine you're hitting a home run every other game which is what bonds was doing at one point yeah almost right it's like okay that's six less home runs now imagine you have to miss 25 now imagine for 42 games you just weren't feeling that good you had a strain but you were in there you're literally not having those down games you're not having the Trey young situation where he was just injured at the end of his college career so it affected him no you're back you're snapping back great for an athlete but a very unfair advantage if you're gonna compare to the guys who are taking those games off yeah yeah yeah I know and think about this there's been like eight men in the world who's ever thrown over over 105 106 and one of them they're not marketing and one of them is on the Yankees right now yeah roll this Chapman he he threw it clocked in Cincinnati he threw one alive yeah and everybody's [ __ ] outta there Mon ouncer couldn't believe it yeah no kid now if my son and me we're watching it my son Lucas is not he would be lighting it but he loves the Yankees oh he likes baseball stuff he likes Bryce Harper and I think it's coming back guys like Mike Trout but he watch that he sees a roll shot me throw 105 and he's like dad that guy's on our team yes let's go to the stadium and guess what little kid sees rolls Chapman coming up open go that's one of the hardest throwers to ever live and it's not a technology thing with the arm cuz Walter Johnson and the [ __ ] 40s day that's the thing so these dis handful of guys that could do it has nothing to do with technology and has nothing to do with lifting weights there are certain men who could just do that and I think that that's not marketed the right way they're not marking the pit they got it I think you make a great point you market the pitching and just how [ __ ] unique disability is it's it's insane it's it's like just listen I'm talking about right now I'm initially never watching baseball until you talking about it total Matt the game imagine real if I threw as hard as I can and let's say it got to 80 it would be [ __ ] to just pinpoint it with the professional hitter that you have to dodge his bat with that is crazy we need to get yeah that that'd be an interesting combo like the one you had about McGriff but like I would love to hear I'd love a sit-down ESPN and steal this idea I want to sit down with two retired athletes like Mariano and Ortiz you know or something like that I want two guys that would go at each other and how they dueled explain the dual market the duel right like so so for example oh I know you like to I know you like to choke up and I know you don't like swinging on first pitch show us like they said Greg Maddux would study the entire lineup and with data what they swing on how they do and he was just try to outsmart every single person like I want to see the the hitter tried out smart and I want to see the pitcher and I want them to talk about break that [ __ ] down like the inside joke so for comedy like how we break down jokes what is your craft break into how are you tricking this guy yeah cuz you know if you throw it down the pipe he's hitting it yeah you gotta get over here right but the common person just thinks oh if it's too fast you can't get around on it and then the other person that you got that you're certain batters would you like sit there and battle in the box with you and foul off ten straight times until they finally if you guys that don't like baseball I got them talking you made you you tapped into our competitive instinct yeah you made it a boxing match because baby you're right it's a [ __ ] a boxing match they make baseball about the homerun and it's the worst they make baseball about the homerun they make it about the diving catch they make it about the robbed homerun and all that's I'll tell you one of the coolest things in baseball and they they used to highlight it a lot more but I love a stolen base well sure a stolen base went when Ricky would do now it's like it's kind of like an afterthought like they don't even talk about it that's how we grew up as kids I mean I you had the Henderson glove of course and like there hasn't been a big stealing bases is not remember 40/40 club a guy hit forty or month yeah you know there's not that but you know I think baseball I hopefully baseball comes back because it's a dope three hours if you got nothing to do and that's another thing it's [ __ ] long so if you are into it yeah like anytime I go to a baseball game like we're barely paid to the game it's all about weather yeah it's one the weather and to like it's an it's a great drunk sport you can go there not a lot is happening not all you happen yeah and once it's happening everybody knows that they set it up right yeah and a lot of pictures aren't happy but the pictures are on a clock now and they stopped it so you can only have I think six mound visits gotcha so you only get six mound visits I believe it's six during the game or six or eight whatever but then that's it and now the picture is basically on a shot clock real went once micros back I like it yeah one stick once the catcher throws it back to the pitcher he'll see a big and you'll see it - there's gonna be a timer right there let's start this starts this year Wow and I remember one of them who's the guy on the Yankees the Asian kid Mets know where the pitcher right here oh my god what the pokémon pokémon something Pokemon oh no no I know Tanaka Tanaka is not something Hideki Matsui that was another Yankee right yeah yeah of deckie or abu rest his soul yeah we're just naming Japanese people no but he's not happy but there's a pictures that aren't happy with it because now because they think it could make cuz they probably routine they have there's a lot there's a lot of OCD in baseball yes there's a lot of this and they have seen it have to do this remember like with the glove and do yes yes so now these guys have times they on a clock so it should be fun but you know look NFL from he's number one and but baseball is definitely and I'm just not a hockey guy so all right you know maybe we should maybe we should you know how like a Rogen and them do like the watching the the fight live that's like a fly pass or something like that maybe when baseball season comes around we sit down with virzi yeah and we it's not a pissing duel no we watch a game together we all sit down and watch the game together oh one of the light okay Max is coming to a man no flagrant game nice seats right on the because there are seats at Yankee Stadium where like you could see the ball that'd be nuts if we were able to video and us talk about the duo that'd be interest and then our now would never now you need that you need like you need like a pro like whatever yeah but that would be sick anyway we'll figure it out that's a good that's a good little situation amen so so Paul right now is is hilarious hilarious comic he's going on tour and if he's coming to your city if he hasn't already convinced you that he's funny I will do my best to do that right now he is he is a hilarious comic and he's you're going on this you're going you're doing all the improv in the country pretty much up starting the end of March and they'll go check Paul out ma'am what's your website where can they get all the dates and all the updates are on Paul virzi comm just go to the shows page and there's also a poster a tour date poster on Instagram right now hurtful Rosie VI rzi so you can see that yo go check them out if he's in your city man take your shorty with you or just take the squad and then after the show man let them know that you came out from from flavor and - man I love when people hear that I hear they're getting support from this cloud cast and maybe I'll do that but yo thank you so much for coming so Paul virzi it's vir Zi Instagram his website you check out there for all the dates and then go check out the Comedy Central special if you want to check streaming on my website right now so 3 min on Comedy Central if you know if you got the app you can see all that clips check it out everything's up there go check it out let us know what y'all thought man thank you so much for coming in and I appreciate it yo appreciate you man and uh and this has been another episode of flagrant - no easy buckets analysis by [ __ ] water cooler calm for your souls knees thank y'all so much for listening peace you

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Length: 151min 45sec (9105 seconds)

Published: Wed Mar 06 2019