FLAGRANT 2: MS. PEGGY (feat Mandii from Whoreible Decisions)

everybody welcome to flagrant - no easy buckets analysis by [ __ ] water cooler commentary from the sports needs I'm Andrew Schultz I'm here Akash saying Alex media your and very special guest very special from the horrible decisions podcasts we have Mandy Mandy do you have a last name that you go by it all or not Mandy be Mandy that's fine okay aka Peggy Bundy peg Bundy's right now if you guys don't know Mandy is into pegging yes you have to just say it like that clearly well there's a lot of things Thank You Bundy okay so we're gonna figure it out um basically we just got a guest coming into the room everything good what's up okay don't act like you know you know what I need you to do it I need you to run the board no more interruptions thank you you stand over here you do it I'm already [ __ ] annoyed okay Illinois I'm annoyed because you didn't do your promotional obligee so what's crazy is a [ __ ] got a real job and this [ __ ] asking me to make videos with my strap-on I just landed from Atlanta sorry I didn't have the strap on me I was at work I couldn't do it what did you tell me last night well let me wait let me preface this okay let me preface this get it up here's the thing when a guest comes on flagrant to podcast I see this like a prizefight Wow okay like wrestle not even doing germs yeah I see this as an event and what do all events require promo they require promotion okay you don't just show up to the fight and hold people watch this live you build the fight we build the interest listen well I I Instagram lives you yesterday because I want all my people to be like oh [ __ ] man he's coming wise man because what's the reason what's going on what's this about okay okay and yes the thing so yesterday or two days ago we were talking I think it was two days we were talking and you said that you are gonna bring your strap-on yeah text we were texting about this or we did not that wasn't just on life and you said you were gonna bring your strap-on and I said that's a great idea cuz I'm again I'm thinking about the event and then I realized I landed Monday morning and went straight from the airport to work so I had no time to get the strap I didn't I just didn't you had no time to promo to fight it's cool I like a girl who was just in Atlanta for the weekend Peggy Bundy who should have been with all strap on her if there's one place you're going to it will require strap places in the world that you would have to go to that you might either put a dick in someone's butt or need a dick Valon it's gonna be a ballad that you decide not to bring it I didn't bring it I didn't know I was even gonna be getting no no as the reason why we want you to bring the strap is Mandy said that if Alex kissed the strap on Alex it does know because I told them I'd relax I got this everything's gonna be fine okay I came in here with all the positivity I'm the drink of the podcasting I don't want no beef okay I want everybody together making money that's what this is about I'm on stage together drinker everybody on stage together now hey come on now also we love Kanye now we got Kanye's back right love Kanye until this I did I never loved Kanye but I didn't I didn't hate him for no reason dude I'm saying like and now that I see this just like he's a little child that just wants to tell you something I don't even hate him I don't hate him I just like even know it's like a gnat you know those little flies that are on fruit you can't even like get satisfaction of killing them by like going like that on your hand they're not big enough right so you just makes great music he makes great music I don't like cotton but his music is undenied usek I'm not gonna deny but that's fine but doesn't matter we're not here to talk about Kanye we're here to talk about what we're here to talk about a lot of things we're here to talk about all the athletes had you pegged you said that you're gonna tell us all the athletes what are you talking about touchdown okay so basically before we get into all that I wanted this I want this promoted big I thought that maybe you wouldn't kiss the dildo but we could settle for like a little nose what did I call it like Eskimo kiss like a million lip kiss but I went through the whole thing like my man and I was gonna get a video of you I asked you earlier today I go send me a video of you holding the dildo and saying something like I think I got a way that I that I'll allow how I'll forgive Alex or something that just that video alone I'm height where's the pay-per-view link I'm ready to go yeah you do realize this episode comes out tomorrow right oh there was still time for her to do this I just want to keep on going with how [ __ ] dumb you sound right now today so how is she going to bring strap-on in to the podcast she already recorded and then get you to kiss it after it's recorded she could have brought it today that's what we need a [ __ ] Franks and beans but the idea is this is the promo video for this for it for the fight in my eyes my eyes this is God loves Freddie here's a guy do love so look so so the the strap-on is right here strapped on to you it wasn't and Alex is looking at it he's just kind of considering okay Akash and I are just kind of slow come on give it again right hey cut you at least touch it right think all the Anthony's buttholes it's clean i boiled it thank you my dick has been boiled calm down so first of all this one I said you gonna put on an athlete's jersey but not dare strap-on that's great like everybody everybody how are you another man's name on your back could be inside that man you wanna miss it what if the Jersey after you do laundry you see this smell right put your mop all up on it whoo why how it cleans good okay so that was I just had to get that off because I was I know I was just so excessive such a beautiful moment we could have built this whole beautiful moment anyway um so you you get me right I get it sorry if I was sensitive coming to this episode I've had dude I've been getting made fun of for coming on my own face I took this [ __ ] you didn't hear about this now I can't tell the whole story I came on my own face no I almost did I didn't tell this part dealer it was dripping down like this right it was dripping down that [ __ ] wasn't it got caught up in my said everybody's making fun of Schultz his mustache but then she'd have to come out of his mouth it was the wall there were millions of caravans all they wanted was to get in know the irony so and I took the girl that I went that I may become my face I took her to this boxing match right and she got mad jokes this girl right so we're watching it in between rounds they put in Vaseline right it's go go go gonna elbow me be like any time you pretended [ __ ] funny you have a secular girl oh yeah she man funny real funny she got jokes this girl when I said she funny he says he got jokes I said she got she got jokes means she was making fun of me like oh you got jokes we'll just go around funny out here what if I do you call feeling like I'm on your face I caught feelings yeah you know when like a girl like you let a dude do something crazy to you like you haven't put in your butt or something like that or a Camry or whatever yeah and then after that you're like I must really like him because I let him yeah my but like yeah I think after I came on my face I was like I must really like her because I let her make me [ __ ] on my face just drop this is the drop is here anyway so Mandy we got two on me again from a horrible decision podcast great podcast y'all should check it out um Mandy and Alex had a beef Thanksgiving back weight thanks to me absolutely what I do I mean first of all you're not over there don't know got your class down real quick okay and so the beef step first of all I don't even know this is how you know cuz we don't talk yeah but I forgot I'm from this was along I listen I wasn't there I listen can I tell you a joke no you said Alex has sex with Mandy but y'all didn't have sex we have never had no I have never [ __ ] Alex that has never happened go and that was my problem not tell you one thing real quick what first of all Alex obviously very handsome guy no not very caring gosh sorry yeah already good-looking dude yeah listen well-kept well-dressed you're half his body no beard right oh not sure if he still has a job but no no no no no no no no no no he got it he got a job oh I'm surprised ok we can now say I'll quit his job all you quit we gonna fool we gonna do a patreon doing for real for real we going full wool and now it's furthermore later but yeah we're going full we're gonna full bore with the content they say tiny a man yeah I'm gonna tell you I can announce a little bit later but yeah Alex and I are gonna go very hard in this next time coming there it's gonna be that's forward though we fast forward over here for you and Alex weren't having it yeah you mean you need oh my gosh so yeah so Alex so you so out so I joke around and say that and I just want to say we were talking about Alex Alex usually isn't this well-kept for the part like his hair clearly has been you've got a haircut for Mandy obviously out of respect to the lady coming into the podcast this is just something a level of comfort that we you know like to display here especially Alex does right so there was a joke made that you guys were having sex with each other for video time right right and you were very upset absolutely talk to us about it really that well I mean I've said it on my show like to me I put the starless though to the [ __ ] army since y'all been in my [ __ ] DM is talking about give Alex a chance Alex meet it Alec was that Alex did not really deny that joke the whole [ __ ] time neither did my co-host yeah no it wasn't a joke not because there was legit people thinking that I was out here [ __ ] for video now you may have thought it was a joke and people didn't believe it that's fine people you've set your prices way video I listen to the podcast okay you know how your [ __ ] for video okay you just said monthly patreon forgive them so I'm assuming a [ __ ] weight but that was out here making it seem like I was [ __ ] for camera time and ain't nobody got time for no cameras in my defense in my defense the joke the sarcasm would be that you would never [ __ ] for something so low that's why it's funny if I said this for example not sorry cut what if I said I've said I said yo Alex you know gave her a Lamborghini and she gave him some [ __ ] like I am NOT a sex worker real quick nobody if I got the bag I could hold on anybody listen right now if you got a spare Lamborghini yeah joke wasn't making fun of you it was Weezie's reaction to the joke that's what I was yeah yeah that wasn't funny to chose it well it's just you need to stop acting like you dorks get on our podcast you colitis [ __ ] we ever had the time is the winter time you got the Sammy Sosa lotion which a little Third Point you got a fair one I listened to the episode and at first I was like yo imma be honest without me and then the second Andrew made up that lie it got so good I felt very in my feelings and I was like yo this [ __ ] is great without me it got so good it's not great without you bro now okay so now since then now that you know our intentions have your feelings towards Alex and myself dissipate because maybe people don't know that listen to podcasts but right I was concerned about the way you felt because I didn't want you to feel bad I spoke to you privately about it we got on the phone a bunch and I feel like I feel like I was pretty reasonable and not dismissing your feelings put into the atmosphere you a comedian so you like even all comedians say like y'all say stuff for jokes so out of just that and you being a comedian you being a [ __ ] [ __ ] I wasn't gonna put my anger towards you because that's what the [ __ ] y'all do right so my anger was towards the people I felt like it should have been directed towards it was towards my co-host for sitting there going along with the joke right and then it was for Alex sitting here also going along with the joke furthermore that [ __ ] didn't even [ __ ] apologize until he was high off shrooms and acid at [ __ ] Burning Man which OS a month later apology was a month later all macedon shrooms I'll be using tonight can I be honest with ya that day he also didn't let a man massage his feet so I don't know how sincere an apology that was a lot of 13 text messages and I was just like whoa no first of all you know how hard it is to send a text at Burning Man yeah top of the highest orc sure temple when it's flown in the air like that like Lady Liberty dying for service to sell you 13 say that make airs that make airs yeah did you read the text yeah and then I screenshot it and sent it to everybody I was like look at this [ __ ] oh my god no he came real bored he went into the group chat huh he went into the group but he came voll Nura became a trooper for me yeah I'm month later now okay now alex is there a reason why you so long to respond so I did try to contact Mandy okay but Mandy decided to take it to social media Oh once she aired out personal issues on a public platform I felt back yo podcast you didn't hit me up I told you to delete them whatever you knew would have been wrong and you know you say Oh Andrew said nothing getting taken out okay bet so when I finally hear to [ __ ] and you were a part of the joke and let it go running that's when I was like oh yeah [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm sorry chocolate n-word on here yes I like responded on Twitter how I felt about the episode so here goes mind you here's a great friend of you the whole time I'm sitting here telling him why I have an issue with him and what my co-host said yeah he's like oh not you gotta take it up with Andrew that's all Andrew that's you got to blame Andrew why are you not mad at Andrew he kept [ __ ] throwing your name under and I'm like as a man stick up for your ass like I'm coming at you for what you did and what part you partook in it not what Andrew said like I said you were [ __ ] comin Alex I want to clarify I want to clarify that it's good to see you're over this I want to clarify this [Laughter] I take full responsibility for everything that happens on a podcast all the content that comes out everything because I have a very strict rule about not to leading [ __ ] and not blanking [ __ ] that we all that we all had to agree to like I can't like I won't even say the most recent discussion that we had which is crazy like you think I'm a sociopath but my logic is very similar to like with like free speech in a way where it's like once we say oh this is off limits to talk about then everybody else got a little thing that's off limits yeah and then one more thing is off limits and then one more thing is off limit and then eventually now we can't talk about nothing and what we do in here is leaning into the flagrancy right we are we are what you know the thoughts inside your head not the ones that are acceptable you know yeah public etc mm-hmm so that's why that's that's my philosophy that I have with everything but you know Alex I think you're a piece of [ __ ] so but right now we're not gonna we're not gonna go off of who was right who was wrong clearly Alex at least privately you've expressed you know remorse that you could have hurt Manny because that was never your intention that's what you've expressed to me proudly I don't know if you said that to her publicly but privately you said that's I mean that's a that's a fine you know and I don't know if that means anything to you but again I always try to judge people out there and tend not my interpretations right you know I hope you at least know that his intent was never to hurt you or to like you know have any you feel any type of way this that the other if anything it was to [ __ ] with Weezy that was there and you were you're used as a device to [ __ ] with Weezy much like one day we might use Weezy as a device to [ __ ] with Alex or vice versa or every week they make something up about me and I've said I've had herpes for the last two weeks you do I mean I will [ __ ] y'all gotta figure that out I'm out here with no hurt I go you guys I don't even got so cold sores you don't had a call so no I had impetigo what is that that's what you say we don't wanna nobody knows I guess people have reached out to me day seriously at the ends like I've suffered from impetigo since five years old you need to get neosporin yo if you ever get impetigo get some neosporin put on your [ __ ] for me I think he right no he's not right [ __ ] this guy anyway we gotta have a whole different discussion with our cars our cars got a little side business that he think he could start this we get a tweet tweet and it's a dude who's like yo the flagrant two army is alive and well in India and there's a picture of the exact hoodie that Akash is wearing on a rack in a store in India which first of all very surprising y'all got stores I mean those like that at all those animals walking down his tree and you know dudes just kind of yeah both that's respect I see an elephant walking by the mall you didn't see elephants oh my god I had another crazy theory this week II we get to that but I figured out evolution I figured it out yet what did you figure out about evolution all right who was what I didn't understand my whole life was why animals are so dumb like why are we so smart why were the only smart ones and every animal is so [ __ ] dumb like monkeys are the next smartest and they're dumb right okay and there's no way we're both on the earth at the same time and just we get way smarter and they don't and then I realize I think I know what happened Wow there were a bunch of animals that were similar to us that also got smarter and I think we killed them all survived some survival exactly yes like wiped out the Neanderthals we wiped and I'm sure there was like a thing that was in between Neanderthal and Ozzie and a monkey we probably wiped them shits out dead I really think and so that's why there's this huge disparity because we just wiped out anybody that was our competition I think I read it Harare sapiens but um yeah I don't I don't believe in evolution so wait at all no I don't you don't believe in evolution at all in terms of what I don't believe we came from monkeys I don't believe like odeon no I took like I took a class on it I was like no bro there's no [ __ ] way we came from monkeys like where we went from walking on our knuckles to didn't standing up so then like I don't believe that we were monkeys I think it's [ __ ] here's I think the thing that they mess up when they're teaching it right I don't think we came from the same monkeys that exist today I think those monkeys and us came from something way before that doesn't exist hmm right because okay no sense that if the monkeys are here so we were [ __ ] monkeys and then somehow we started [ __ ] each other like we just event like we were like some real primitive looking monkey type thing and then chimpanzees came from that okay and then we turned into Neanderthals and then the and earth alls turn into something else and then that turned in to us and then we wiped out all the human like [ __ ] see you probably really got people thinking right now listening to your [ __ ] no none of this sounds right sounds [ __ ] you're spilling just [ __ ] [ __ ] up there is a random it just has randomly gradation so what he's saying is if enough of those mutations happen and those people keep mating with other mutated people right that a new thinking so we're but we're the mutated people that took over everything else yes yes because we wiped out the other ones if we didn't wipe out them they were too wiped out us and then boom that's what humans do we just wipe leave now I've said right like we do is just now we stopped kind of wiping each other out there was a world war fit the year what a 60 years ago something like that woman little just white people yeah we did don't people yeah and it is super easy back in the day or well - yeah so don't worry about listen okay I guess you teach me I'll read up on the sapiens [ __ ] whatever you do man yeah I do like I don't even like I hate science [ __ ] I think it's just like I don't know science just is a way to explain something that we don't have an explanation for so I'm just not a fan but why are you not a fan of it I'm not a fan of that I don't feel like I mean I feel like science is literally an explanation for things that we don't have explanations for what is created I don't believe in religion religion man-made is man-made by the white people and they literally gave it to the plate in order to keep them talking sane I'm sorry mrs. Elijah Muhammad no and I'm traveled I traveled signed up what do you like Muslim Buddhist one of them the oldest one dildos and Christianity I think it's all man-made I joined Alice y'all don't really change right now it came here like beetlejuice changes what you meant Oh I think okay so Alex you just coming back and now that Mandy doesn't believe in evolution or also doesn't believe in religion I didn't even know these two people I did not this is you we've reached a cross-section of humanity I didn't know was around it's one of the other usually some people believe in both yeah nobody believes in neither I know she's right okay so you don't believe in evolution is there any science that you believe in like do you believe in like the pill like the birth control pill um well that's not even 100% but like okay do you believe Stephanie's a good three-point shooter yeah but he's not a hundred percent no yeah he's good he's good me but good is subjective right so what I think is good may not be what you think is good I may think shooting 46% is good you may think as long as the guy is hidden 35 he's decent okay so then what if the what if somebody was hitting 99.9 percent they're great so the birth control is great okay but we're not a hundred percent right no because there's some dumb [ __ ] who didn't [ __ ] take it up she lied to her [ __ ] insurance company she said no I did take it you flush that down the toilet with the sugar pills and that's exactly okay so birth control you believe it yeah okay let's go find out science that you don't believe in okay okay do you believe our babies come from okay do you like how its formed and all I saw yeah like the sperm all that yes but like when it comes to like space like in everything that's out there no but not that we know that there's only nine this don't need promo this you don't believe in the planets I believe this planets but we know the planets like please excuse my dear if you're trying to figure out a math problem it's got a bunch so this is the order we could do it you saw the stuff in the parentheses you do that we're an accountant team and the list of orders for the planet just like Pluto is now no longer a planet I just feel like we don't know everything that's in space everything so that's what I'm saying is what I do believe that there are some planets out there there's some out there yeah okay like Mars is that a planet yeah okay what about Jupiter is that one yes that's a planet I don't like how you talking to me right now you're never go I don't like it at all tonight you don't believe in it I know I believe that there's play by saying it with confidence I'm condescending if I say it with open-mindedness then I'm on you otherwise I don't believe there's not planning you believe okay put her do you believe Saturn yes I believe there's those you believe in angels or though I believe there's more that we don't know what I heard was I right about that okay that's one then that's what thank you all say you'll believe in planets say you believe in more I don't believe in science and I don't believe science knows everything I don't believe in size a whole different thing higher you believe in rainbows yeah I mean I see them so I know that it has something to do with water I don't believe there's a [ __ ] I'm saying you're like you're like I don't like ever I mean maybe some of them I've seen a girl's like a fat ass like short arms no never see you grow the club like midgets like they kind of built like Raptors we've never seen a girl in the club what a [ __ ] got pissed off at you he just like shook his foot against the ground terrible wait did I say gosh I do believe airplanes fly yeah I was just going now it's got to be passionate mechanical don't you say Planet Brown a flat oh yeah do we learn this flat or right now I don't think it's flat what what do you think it is I mean I've seen pictures of it so it's like a ball do you think we landed on the moon just like a ball I just want to move out the way so I could peg someone there's pictures of that so you believe that I think that happened okay yeah someone just recently said it did heron right yeah it was being sarcastic but I think Kairi was being sarcastic no about that he was taking it back cuz you can get caught up in the you can get caught up in like the YouTube wormhole man it's easy to be compelled like all the conspiracy I'm chilling yes so yeah that's what religion is like conspiracy like people just made it like do I believe Jesus or whoever it was part of the [ __ ] Red Sea and [ __ ] no that was made up whatever it's a dead not right I don't know which whatever I didn't want dead already dead right makes it easier for you to look at dudes after you peg them I don't think that has sex doesn't have anything to do what did God say about pegging he didn't say anything he gave y'all your g-spot in your booty hole for a reason myth [ __ ] you in your ass that is not a minute like you're isn't it sound like a good myth no but your g-spot is in your booty holes in your prostate who's not mine if I can make a man come by penetrating his [ __ ] and clearly a lot of gay men think it feels good is goood getting [ __ ] and then he starts coming oh yeah I made him well I made him come who I mean I've packed a couple of you but they come when I [ __ ] them in the ass hold on one second that [ __ ] is mad gay no it's not there's nothing gayer than that no there's nothing gayer than getting [ __ ] in your I'm a female so I'm like here's a strap-on you're not a female no why it's just it's plastic it's not a real one doesn't they like a movie where they like milk somebody just through there yes trip road trip yes see but I don't believe that you just don't believe Holly but you don't believe it because you haven't let it be done before I'm correct right that also wipe my ass and I've never felt like I was gonna come yeah but you didn't wipe and put the goddamn toilet paper in yeah so sometimes when I just keep wiping and it just keeps showing up I'm like how deep is this go a little bit I don't go past of the beautiful I'm a dingleberry type of dude so sometimes I gotta get up in there and yank them tangles out that is disgusting it is fiber don't say well no fiber fiber is a myth fiber makes you [ __ ] though even fiber I don't know what fiber is but it supposed to make you [ __ ] hold on I've heard about fiber before but I think fiber is only in wheat and I'm trying to not eat wheat fiber and anything that's rubbish son roughage is the [ __ ] that's in fruits and vegetables you think scientists at around a collar sheet of roughage Roger [Laughter] but wait ruffridge ate the scientific name nah it's not spelled are you FFF smart all and probably spell are you Oh ro ug H a GE raw hot the pH everything in the middle it's ro ug H a GE that's what I said fibrous ingestible material in a scientific term yes it does I mean [Laughter] what's that guy's name what's the science dictionary I know Webster bro I don't know the other guy what's the one I get the science from is there another one yeah there's a scientific like there's a medical dictionary yeah there is a medical can I tell you what someone said to me that my I'm is far [ __ ] hurt me to my core oh he said it looks like my moustache is made of toe knuckle here could be a toe knuckle here - did it yeah it looks different I don't know how you let that girl yeah you know why I let it grow and this is why I think God wants me to have it this way I went to Duane Reade I bought a [ __ ] buzzer one of those things like electric one trimming thing and all these different functions and I spent like time they're asking the lady to like because they were behind the desk cuz apparently people steal that so like I had to ask the lady to go get it and go the other one was comparing all the different things I finally picked when I go back I charge it for an hour doesn't work I'm like [ __ ] I go back to the Wayne Reid I get another one right go up charge it for an hour totally different brands uh-huh doesn't work no way that's the reason why I'll come back from India with some [ __ ] diseases I hope you come back with rickets Oh some old school [ __ ] you only got the typhoid fever I hope you just scarlet I hope you come back with no eyes like the dude in a movie knowing man songs got good-looking hey I'm proud are you finally going through puberty man bro I'm not meant to stay here I woke up this morning I did ask look in the mirror you some real third-world as [ __ ] bro I can't wait this is gonna be amazing bro it's gonna be wild some third-world as [ __ ] I really I really thought she was gonna come back married he waited and she got arranged when he was born so you waited too long she dude it's a rat he moved into your place too and he can have some coffee you can have my girl you can have my [ __ ] apartment okay that [ __ ] hey Lee Yahoo you ought to take this [ __ ] lease off my hands would you let your girl stay in the apartment with him what's he look like why does that matter you want to join in no he ugly he's dead all right what does a girl question love if he ugly he could say oh if he's ugly you're not threatened yeah me I'm cute out this month what if he all right what if he's ugly but big-dicked ain't got money fam and now you told you my girl don't even know what - she had a good dick in her life she know what to do home to her a dick is an appendix at this points like whatever yeah so only until she get a good one and then she's got the guy that's a rat huh and then she got the good one and this bright next door now you and you guys are sharing your girl and then like you gotta hear the head come into work all disheveled real low for reason I don't like all this [ __ ] you be doing all night long 15 1124 alright so you forgive Alex yeah yeah we all stays just going I'm going into 2019 I ain't gonna hold no grudges that's it I mean it's gonna be what it is no no no no no no no no that's a great great Alex Alex Alex I'm a millionaire do you forgive Mandy for anything means she possibly posted about you on Twitter all that stuff like that do you forgive are you willing to forgive and move on [Music] yes that's that's a that's a man right there that's what's up now are you willing to forgive Alex for any hurt that he unintentionally gave you yeah I'm moving home and are you willing to start building a a friendship that is prosperous both emotionally and possibly financially ah now I didn't say you have to work together I mean then what a good thing Alex and I y'all bout to make mad money that's cool that's great that's great like I'm happy for y'all so I I can be cordial but for example right you might have a project that you need some advice on right and this is an asset to you right and it's like hey I know that you do a lot of editing with Schultz and you guys just put out these videos together and we're trying to step our stuff up would you mind just giving a look at this and telling you what we can improve on and now that's an asset to you and he'd be like I'd gladly like to do that and he could say listen I'm a little busy doing the show right now but I got this guy if you want to give him a try mmm instead of having a grudge a potential grudge or like a you know a neutral ation ship why not use him for his [ __ ] skills this guy is very skilled I love that but I am NOT a user Norma an opportunist I look at this the same way Drake possibly asking Kanye say yo can I get the sample on this truck or whatever the whatever the drama is now where Drake apparently asked to be you using the samples or whatever he did what Calle you didn't talk to all this [ __ ] about Kanye now you want to work with me again no like I feel like it's cool I'll be cordial we did what we did there's no reason for us to you know ain't Drake or Kanye I mean that's fine but I didn't say anything yo which was my problem guys so Lucy we I don't want to keep bringing it back like you see here I gotta make because that means lights you peg him oh I got so many [ __ ] off trying to do that now like I'm cool I want to I want to get to the the all the dudes that you pagan that are into this pegging and all that kind of stuff I got but I want to get to that in a second I want to but I want you to realize yes and I'm telling you the people that you don't want to be Nicki Minaj that's right mm-hmm you want to be Drake of course and the difference is Drake understands the value of friendship and business relationships and he understands that him and meek Mill make more together than apart and Drake sees a new up-and-coming rapper that he thinks is popular that maybe could one day threaten him and instead of trying to squash him he goes let's do a song together I'll give you a first number one and now that's a that you now he is to that young rapper the greatest rapper in history because he gave them a shot what I'm saying is you have someone at your disposal that is clearly in my opinion better than any of the video production guys that you guys have used before this is a very qualified individual and again and I told him this when we when I when we started when we decide to you know take this to the next level in the next years listen there's not gonna be enough time to do anybody else's podcast and that kind of stuff I need every single second of your time but it's still an asset that you could have and if you're holding on to that grudge it really only hurts you mm-hmm do you know I'm saying that's a lot of attitude listen listen sometimes you got a step in a puddle to realize how deep it is oh that's you you know what I mean sounds deep yep so you might you might have to step in that puddle but it's okay I warned you that's all I could do that's the Sun that's all I could do I'll take that that's fine there's no tension at all like I'm taking his words they can make him in our row and she was happy manizer out Malita nikki believe that i have great relationships with a lot of people I'm not new to this I'm sure to this son everybody else that's fine and when I see him I will be cordial I will speak but I don't have to go out of my way to ask him to do things or favors what I say Oh wine that's it's like he would even want to do those favors he'd be willing to do those it doesn't matter it's fine I guess what I'm trying to say is I think I've said it I think you said it you said great stuff if you don't want to what my advice no but she said she'd be in a little sassy it's not even that I'm being sassy I'm listening to you but as long as I don't give you the answer you want you're gonna keep going so because this is how you are and this is how you communicate I'm used to dealing with people like this I'm not gonna sit here and change my answer because you want me to I'm being as well as I can what do I get there's no no that's fine what would I get like there's nothing but will be my benefit I mean you're your own man you're a narcissist I'm sure so like do you think it's possible that like the benefit I would get is that somebody who I enjoy their content could continue producing their content and possibly at a higher level yeah of course like me asking you to be on here right this is me supporting you Thanks right yeah and I support everything you do absolutely so it's like that's all I want to do I want to see the people that I support win that's why I try to put them in positions right right so I think I've been pretty clear with my intentions with everybody that I work with oh how can I be supportive and what can I do to help help out so this is just my advice to you if you don't want to take it that's 100% fine actually I get nothing out of you having a better relationship with him I know nothing if anything it potentially hurts me because you guys could end up doing some project and I'm like I need you that weekend right so it only hurts me you guys being together this is completely selfless and that's my frustration is that they you could not see it but that's fine because you are you are a grown-ass woman and you make whatever [ __ ] decisions you want to make and I have to live with that that's my frustration that's my personal tank that's it but I'll crush you were gonna say something your mind is made up from the second he started talking no it's not even that so I'm I bet you know that I live by like do me once shame on you do me wrong twice shame on me and I'm just to the point now with like just certain attributes of that situation happening I just don't want it to happen again and so I just feel like moving forward that's just what it is like it is what it is like I don't hate the guy I don't hate anyone I'm not holding a grudge in that way but moving forward the relationship we once had I don't want again and I'm just really big with energy I'm really big with not doing the same thing twice you know like this man you do the same thing no I know yeah he's cool energy I'm sure he's great I just you know cool we cool all right Alex we got some motivation hmm we got some motivation yeah cuz I want to put out such [ __ ] incredible content mm-hmm that she comes begging for your forgiveness mark by the end of this next year I forgive him we got 2018 by the end of that fourth quarter to that we don't see a lot of forgiveness hey you know we should partner up on some things Alex got to shoot it oh sure yeah yeah absolutely okay keep that same energy I'm trying to build a bridge right now trying to blow it on my energy stay the same I'm just part of building up my energy change I'm just saying alex has known me since he started working on the show my energy does not change maybe you need to change it that's fine change is good yeah like cuz we gonna bring up these tweets okay your time is stamped time is stamped Mandy yes I'll be honest I'm a little bumped why you bomb I thought there was going to be more of a of a positive reaction from this it is I'm positive oiled brats so I mean I'm stuck in those ways like that just is what it is do you think they're nice course never a good idea to change that is never never took us beyond our never sets to be around people love being around me they don't tell you decide you don't want them to be around yeah simple like I think as adults we should choose like I don't talk my dad or my sister I'm very big with the energy and people who I keep around me so I don't talk to people I don't want to be with a lot of confidence so we just are like nah that's good she'll talk to her dad her sister but I mean I don't know miss him at all no I told them not to come to my graduation like I'm real big as an adult like I don't what made that happen how I just graduated and make college how do you I'm 28 why I went back to school why did you beef why did you beef with them what was the issue well this we're not gonna turn this into a therapy session that's what we're not gonna do not on flavor I mean I just yeah I just I'm not me and my dad I don't like who he is innocent as an adult and my sister is also a narcissistic like really manipulative individual and so as an adult you are you as probably as it but no I really do like him but as an adult I feel like we should have the choice to be around who we like who our family family we don't get to choose but as an adult I feel like I should be able to choose the energy I want around me the people that are around me and those are two individuals I don't want around me I just wanted that way for right now yeah he is he's just this he's in the same boat as your father that's a vote but it's the it like that whole like vibe and how I felt after that situation happened I was like oh I don't want it I don't want to feel this again so I'm not gonna so would it be fair to say it's kind of fear-based in a way I just like I said if it [ __ ] happens again the way to blame myself run away from those fields here we go here we go so yeah maybe it is maybe it's like maybe you're you're a sensitive person imma I think I'm very I'm [ __ ] sensitive very sensitive and so I empathize what people are also sensitive and like I understand I understand why sensitive people tend to like remove themselves from situations before they can end up getting feeling yeah and I don't I personally don't like confrontation I used to be very confrontational no very confrontational like like saying if you read how me and my cousin we fought that was our very first interaction was right like I used to be a fighter I used to talk [ __ ] on Twitter I used to go back and forth I had a whole sports blog for [ __ ] five years where my the whole energy was me talking and doing gossip right so that whole thing that might my my sports blog brought to me what black Twitter and going back and forth with everybody on there and getting into fights with people cuz I used to just lay hands on people that's not who I am anymore so instead of being that confrontational and having all of that negative energy around me I try to literally push it the [ __ ] away cuz I don't want to revert back to who I used to be so I think I've grown so I have changed that's what I was gonna say you know I have you noticed uh you notice a thing that you didn't like about yourself right that was holding you back and you made a positive part of change out of it we have a friend of ours that will remain nameless but a comic and he like avoids any situation you know you know I'm talking about and he basically would avoid any situation that would give him discomfort yeah that's that's that's me exactly and but he would avoid it I think based out of fear was the fear of like those feelings and how [ __ ] powerful those [ __ ] feelings are when you're sensitive you feel [ __ ] like I've I've had to like really kind of go through and like process and get to a place where I can kind of compartmentalize right I just don't allow things to kind of affect me and what you're saying right now is so even if we want to bring back to funnies like even the pegging the the me being where I am with my career I'm a very dominant individual so I like to feel in control at all times jealousy hey anger being upset those are feelings unfortunately that I cannot control so if I know I'm gonna be around someone that can possibly make me feel those things I don't want to be around them and I'm gonna stay away so you know this because it shows itself in sex a lot is and you speak about all you know with all these sex experts as of you know that a lot of times like how we feel in our regular life and how we act out sexually or like polar opposites okay right like so someone who like for example a cop who has all this control in his regular life like he be submissive you want to be submissive right and maybe there's like this you know kind of sensitive or insecure concern side or fearful side of you and then in sex you demonstrate it through this dominant you know strap-on and PEG and do these that you so you like find your way to have that control right maybe you wish you had in your in your life it's possible and I thank you everybody's a different place I feel like I'm that way as well even in the workplace in my relationships with the podcast absolute which is why I did take the job that's probably why you were that's probably why you before before you made a change like why you were aggressive towards these people it was the assumption like hey are you about to hurt me cuz I'm gonna [ __ ] hurt you before you could even even try to hurt me you know I think a lot of people act like this right away this is very common now I'm sure you know a lot of your listeners can probably [ __ ] you I believe I'm a scar Kosh like I was the quickest especially earlier in comedy I bombed for two straight years when Andrew and I met because I was so afraid the audience wouldn't like me I was like I'm gonna make you not like me so I have some control over it oh wow I mean because you're so [ __ ] vulnerable up there and if a bright people decides you're not funny and that's what you're trying to build your career on that's the most brutal thing if you let it be okay and so what I would do is just I didn't realize I was doing it but I would just be unlikable cuz subconsciously I was like well I'm not gonna make it their decision I'm gonna make it mine right you don't like me because I'm an [ __ ] fine you're not gonna like because I'm not funny or I made myself vulnerable and you didn't like me so our personality shows defense making sure it's perfectly said and so if someone does like him when he is being that [ __ ] on stage that's icing on the cake yeah cuz that's cuz it's like okay cool I got I got someone like me but I wasn't vulnerable like now Akash and I are at the point comedic Lee where we can be vulnerable on stage right like we can actually allow the audience to make that decision and laugh but we're not going out there like you'll [ __ ] all you oh you don't like these jokes will [ __ ] you then right that's that's fearful because we're scared yeah at the end of the day it's fair it isn't funny if I don't make fun of my everyone on my girl we may put our friend in prison for a month right but but we got to a sense of comfort like I I imagine when you're with your close friends they could tease your [ __ ] and all to the nines right not a big deal because there's no fear there right because you know those people love you right and you know they care about you and it's like if they can say the whatever the [ __ ] they want about your outfit what other [ __ ] they want about your making getting somewhere and you're bringing back to even just the whole situation so if you're sitting here trying to dissect me and my feelings a lot of people know that me and my co-hosts are not and have not always been on good terms me and Alex I just met Alex and maybe [ __ ] February or March so to see that again there were like I don't know their intentions but to me knowing that I just met him and knowing that me and my co-hosts are not always on good terms right to me I didn't view any of that as a joke I buta as malicious like there were wait jokes involved there were me [ __ ] for things that y'all know the [ __ ] I'm not [ __ ] for it so to me it was that's why I didn't take my anger out on you you're a comedian for someone that I work with and who works with me all the time that I haven't known for a very long time to me that was me seeing their true colors sure her laughing at that and him laughing and going along with her so again that's why yeah I'd and you know [ __ ] everyone blamed you for almost a full responsibilities for me as a person responsible what you're saying is yeah my friends can see here and talk [ __ ] about me you know for anything and I'll see it as a joke because I genuinely know that those are my friends and they love me and and and you didn't have that I don't have that relationship with those two right and and I think that and ice and what was the first thing that I think I said to you and I'm sure I spoke to Alex about this as well which is like the feeling that you had was not unreasonable Yeah right never once I tell you not to feel right right Annie single way we understand where the feelings go all I tried to express was where we're coming for where we were coming from which was essentially like one of those friends that maybe we thought we had more trust in right then you'd and you might be the type person that's like not everybody gets to be Mandy's close close friend no thanks you might have a few very close yeah and maybe a lot of colleagues your knowing out there right all right but those close ones are the ones that get to make those jokes right and maybe we thought we were a little closer and maybe we didn't know enough about like I'm learning about you today right right I mean and like maybe maybe had we known that you were more sensitive and like that we would have to get maybe we wouldn't have gone in that direction with it to be this is this but this is my thing I did I'll just say one thing go ahead I want to interview I think what I think the type of podcast you guys have which is so [ __ ] open yeah gives a little bit of an illusion that your is open as that you're open talking about these topics a deceptive it just allows room for misinterpreting it's like it's like you seem like you could talk about [ __ ] anything and not a care in the world so I'm like oh I could take this joke and she knows it's gonna be a joke we could do this thing but the reality is you're comfortable talking about these things this environment that you control but that's not necessarily talking about Mandy Mandy deep down right but it's also we talked about being corporate women so to me the idea like I bust my ass with this show from editing from posting to doing a lot for it so to think that it's being undermined and a point to where I'm receiving things off of me [ __ ] that's a problem because I went to school like I'm you know so to think that my work ethic is you know undermined by me [ __ ] we said we're joking right no so that's the thing so with what you're saying like I take it I think that that's what it is I think yeah maybe me and personally how I am also the fact that I was so upset and I didn't garner an apology immediately yet both of them were like we knew you'd be mad so we asked but then why are you mad y'all knew I would be mad so the fact that I was as upset I was like nobody nobody can nobody can know the exact way to like I guess when I guess what I'm trying to like now as I learn more about you you have you talking about [ __ ] science and religion is [ __ ] really good at this you are he's Indian I believe you said you're a dominant we're actually not good emotionally dominant capable of being very aggressive personality yeah so if I sense that you were upset as someone who also I don't like conflict that's a brand rights been a problem in my relationship right girl I don't like the fight so I'm just like which always makes things worse mine and made things worse here but if I see you upset I'm gonna be like imma let this [ __ ] cool down before I say anything cuz I don't want to get my head bitten off yeah out of fear and it was a bad move but out of fear you might have been like quite the opposite I just want to make one point yeah so to this day that's part of the reason why I still feel so bad cuz you made a great I'll be really funny was like to this day because you made Andrew made a good point it's like I thought I was there with you where you would feel comfortable knowing that okay if it's coming from Alex we're just joking and so that's why I wanted to give you the heads up and then when Andrew took my phone during the episode and I didn't get your replies until after we finished right because had I've read that you said not oh I don't feel come through with that joke I would've shut it down right there right but the fact that I didn't see it till after and then after seeing that Andrew wouldn't let me cut it out right I'm like [ __ ] come on yeah so I mean also things who like I'm working 90-hour weeks when y'all did that like I was in busy season with my job and like so y'all are calling me to be on the podcast I'm like I think I've already worked 15 hours today and then so to read that to ask it was just a lot at one point it was also just a lot during like my my job job so like you know trying but we could you know it is cool and you never know what happens with time yeah I mean and I just think at least now I think we're same yeah I think we're on the same floor yeah and I know what happens on the floor what even the people listening to me because I mean clearly the [ __ ] army was in my [ __ ] like oh my god you can't take a joke but I think like again you listen to me on my podcast and I talk about sucking dick and bending guys over or whatever but they're still like a whole person in here that I don't share on my platform I don't open up as to Who I am how I interact with individuals how I view myself so I mean you know there was just a lot of things intertwined with that we got to listen about it today so no lie Akash Alex we really the best go from like so so many jokes - so serious - so interpersonal for real break down and then we go right back to asking anyway you pegged Joe and yo real talk we go talk because I got to be out of here like Timmy listen whatever you need to whatever okay um but it was like you know what what this was the turning point Akash there was a there's a there's some awkwardness and we leaned into it instead of a way good yes illegal okay let's change the subject but we did it and now here we go now we will talk about some dudes again [ __ ] okay all right I'm not saying no names man okay I'm not getting any names yeah athlete well oh I only I mean I [ __ ] with successful athletes like I have in my past I mean right now because I have a job that [ __ ] don't like that I can't fly out on the Tuesday to go see them so it's kind of like you know they're this girl that's [ __ ] [Music] I just said a city players a lot of players yeah I don't know who of the guys that you've done it to who's taken at the bit like did ever throw it back at saw the one they like took it the most he plays ball overseas but he got on top here oh dear squad is game what are their faces do they look at you like face it away no he was facing me and then like riding is he like wet I the webbing to webbing with the same exact way he was riding me hold on so how you [ __ ] somebody and get another [Laughter] guys like a boxing match I enjoyed them okay okay yes we know why you enjoy and I think we learned about that a little bit earlier what a great combo it's not being dead sir cut like Burning Man huh yeah like that this my favorite part of burning man's you end up having these conversations because everybody really feels like this kind of a safe energy with these right but that's okay so so the guy is riding you on top now is he looking at you like like what face is he giving is he st. like how does he does he say [ __ ] me like is he talk like what I would like to act give it to you you're not getting pleasure no I was talking like when I'm from the back like that's what do you say what do you say like what do you say what do you say to that oklahoma city player make sure I'm not hurting them so I ask like if I'm hurting them right right and then like I want to hear the moans so like I asked them if they like it and I slapped their ass and I tell them all you mommy or daddy no they get called mommy or daddy no good I think no I just like to hear moans like I I get turned on by Mo you ever back there and you're like yeah so does this feel worse than being up 3-1 you know it's kind of song it's not you know a lot of them aren't 100% comfortable with it yet so it's a lot of you know just do they bring it for you I mean I normally do you drink it up so how you pick the game with like they asked like okay you like you athlete cool what about a finger if they'll let me do a finger then then it's normally where I'll start saying you know well I had toys can I introduce you to that like would you [ __ ] me would you let me [ __ ] you like it's literally tongue fingers can i [ __ ] you like that's choice gateway drug a little little cocaine strap-on it's just you're doing heroin yeah okay you the line that you will say literally is ah I have some toys would you let me [ __ ] you yes could I [ __ ] you with my like really um it so it depends are like I make these guys really comfortable so we've had a lot of conversations maybe like maybe we've shared porn with each other we've explained like what we like or or this is really high preface it I'm like let's play 21 questions so it's like it becomes a game where it's like okay well how freaky are you and so I'm like just put a thumbs up or a thumbs down if you will or will not do it and so it's like these are just really outlandish things to a game just to see exactly how much I can keep pushing them to their freak levels and then when they say no I haven't done it then it's well would you are you open to it just to see like they're comfortability with their sexuality and what they would let me do now do you ever have a guy give a really bad reaction to this oh hell yeah and then I'm like oh well then we ain't gonna be [ __ ] 4:04 oh there ain't no reason for us to [ __ ] what what do they say what is like the back oh I don't like when I hear oh hell no that [ __ ] gay like cousin you're homophobic then you're like bringing in your your you're locking in your mind your anal cavity is linked to your masculinity and your manhood and I don't like men who have that mindset because I think you're very they're very close-minded now you're listening to me cuz I don't want you to play with my early arm [ __ ] we've got willing to give [ __ ] so I feel like betting is important so like to me another sex age a person in what they like so like if I talk to you and you're like you and I think we talked about this you know you get you get one time out of me I'm a one-and-done after I [ __ ] after I know I don't want to [ __ ] anymore to me I enjoy rounds so if you tell me up front you really are only like a one and done type of guy what we still what are we talking for us see like y'all are one and done let me tell you about this one time I'll be sure I don't like that and you're not even gonna get come on you're on fire of me with the mizdow fire she probably should have like took her finger wiped it off you're like you got something here and then put that [ __ ] I would be back to you do you guys come on their face um so I have one guy like who I like I asked him for a nasty video and he jacked off as his own mouth no he wasn't he's baseball actually you [ __ ] why dudes no he's you know here's mix know all of my guys are mixed with black I like black men let me tell you though even if there's something else there's still mix with black oh you like black like you like black but not really that many black players let alone mixed players hey Giancarlo Stanton we're gonna have a conversation my friend I hate y'all I hate how did he shoot in the air and catch it out it was like like when your friends has it throw skittles just on the couch already man first of all mark um was magnetically attracted my own petard shot in that direction but that she was like the red shelf Mario Cart okay oh yeah it's away so he just curled up like Oh mrs. [ __ ] that it was pretty big Mike came what's his belly but like he had a nice sized it always comes up to your belly button no not always doesn't not so he was in the position to get [ __ ] was this the same do the sat on top no this is different this is a different dude okay what's thick what what is the way home acts contrary players let you pay oh yeah so yax yeah Wow not that many super maxes and I know you know sports cuz you were a blogger but Super Max is like for them I I know about three of those but not all of them have let me peg them no I mean I just know a lot of these guys oh yeah and all players maybe they make fun at white Howard like they don't get paid o'night may be out here with the trans women too crazy really that's another topic yeah that's another time NBA player specific kind of lutely what do you think it is about NBA players and trans well I don't know maybe they didn't have so much sex they want something new I don't know but I feel like that's why a lot of men like specifically like you have [ __ ] Diddy and all these rappers by Murphy yes so like Will Smith apparently he's bi as well but like you have all these I genuinely think when you have so much sex like you start to get curious and want to try more you have fantasies you watch porn like and a lot of these men are addicted to porn and watching it and and so when you're watching it you get one click and you go to something else and it's like oh that's okay it's I'm hard watching this so maybe I want to try it and so I feel like when you're that much of a sex addict and you're getting so much you eventually do just one try something different III didn't leave I believe so you end up completely compartmentalizing sex sex sex becomes this physical act and not this thing that informs the rest of oh which is why a lot of them so like and I say even myself I don't have sex to reproduce I don't have sex right now even to I have sex right now to come so like I'm not like I can have sex with someone and [ __ ] hate them when we're done having sex look like this [ __ ] mic stand this [ __ ] take a hard right this should aim it is not even a yield everything may be horrible decisions but give them all your social got a flow court pump pumps on Instagram and Twitter we are going on tour so the horrible decisions live we will be in DMV so the DC area on January 19 yeah that's fake D I hate you so much we'll be in Atlanta on February 23rd we'll be on in Toronto we finally come to Toronto a lot of people assets come to Toronto so March 9th we'll be in Chicago on March 30th and then we are also hitting up LA Houston Miami and New York so we'll see all of you guys in these cities know ya Weezy told me that the connect I gave her in New York is looking good possibly awesome yeah so that would look in April possibly in April sorry best of luck with them over thank you so much my home girl colony thing go go go go go thank you guys beep the podcast they're blowing up alright yo we're just gonna keep on going boo boo but thank you so much come over here give me a hug thank you so much for coming in yo yo real quick real quick by the way Mandy before you leave could you take a picture with us in here just have a seat back you think you take one for us but we're not even gonna stop the podcast we're gonna keep this [ __ ] rolling but knowing because Akash I know we got a a and gang got a we got a lot of [ __ ] to talk about I'm one bit uh we didn't get to talk sports with Manny psych you're a girl joking just joking yeah you know deep inside sports literally your show should be called inside the NBA that's good here with the content Bible all right yes yeah yeah first of all we gonna take care of right now fake news at night facebook.com news at night you already know about it because we've been talking about it every single week my guys over there fake news at night hilarious satirical news show again this is not taking a particular perspective not left not 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is that the saying yeah I feel like we turn the corner after that last bit of a combo and if I if I know mainly the way I believe I know I I don't think that she's a forgiving a moment type of person mm-hm I think it's something that I think it's gonna take time so I kind of rebuild that kind of trust and friendship but I think she knows now that the intentions were harmless mm-hmm and I think that's the platform for a French and again it's not like it's like you won't be too busy we should talk about what we're gonna do but I'm definitely cuz I've seen it quite a few times since that whole ordeal that's good yeah she's definitely started to warm up I think things are gonna be good I just want it to be explained I thought it was a cool combo and it was cool she was dope my first time really actually spending time with with Mandy yeah no no that was a lot of fun so so al we should mention what we're doing I'll quit his job but let's do a little round of applause some clap for Al hey buddy buddy can we say what you did now we see Bob was you sure cuz I could still go back in a year if [ __ ] no no we're not doing that we're safety nets out here sir right yeah so and you don't even know if you can yeah that's true so you probably I can't because probably because of Sweden that yes so don't that's not even really an option all right fine maybe it was a basically basically I had a conversation with Al and I'm you know I'm talking to you about this outcast as well but I I how do i phrase this I want to take over comedy there's a huge void in the market there's a huge void of market and we have tapped into it and I've realized this when I put out the special oh gosh you know my first 441 I started putting all the clips and they would go viral I just had my tenth clip had a million we've had over 25 million total views on the project like just numbers that these networks don't achieve on you know even their biggest names that's such a [ __ ] crazy thing I mean think about that 25 million total views on the YouTube clips you know what an episode of Game of Thrones gets that yeah like this is insane right so it's like and I realize that there is this there is this void in the market for the type of comedy that I do the type of comedy that you do the type economy that we grew up loving you know yeah the only people that can dabble into it are the people that are grandfathered in for example the new comics aren't allowed to be edgy they're not allowed they have to be like woke and say yes up the comics that are grandfathered in the bill birnes the Chris Rock's Dave Chappelle they can do it but then they get protests about of that kind of [ __ ] right so the networks are afraid of it they won't touch it with a [ __ ] 10-foot Pole right and I want to touch it with a centimeter long pole you know I want to be all over and I'll be next to it I want to I want to be on top and I want to own it so what what I'm doing is and what alex is gonna do and I hope archives that you'll be a part of this yes well is we're gonna turn the YouTube page youtube.com slash the end results where you get flagrant to you get all my stand up so you get brilliant idiots where you get all these shows we're gonna turn that into a Comedy Network you know and we've got a few flagship shows obviously flavorant to obviously brilliant idiots we're gonna start a new show that we've already filmed four episodes for called inside jokes are cos you are in those first four episodes for comics all come together and they bring a an offensive messed up premise that they can't get to work on stage because it pisses the audience off too much and the four of us we all come together we start workshop in it so we have we have that we also have dropping in which is the vlog series that were taken to another level so every single week you're gonna get a new episode of Alex's coming on the road with me we're doing stuff within the city I mean it's when I'm still here but every single week you're gonna get a new episode of of really that kind of that comedian life and be it on the road in Atlanta going to Falcons games going to the [ __ ] trap music museum and also pieces of the shows as well I always include standard from the shows you can see that you're also gonna get new stand-up clip every single week initially we're going to start with my clips as I'm gonna start putting them back out I got some new stuff I want to share with you and then what I want to do is I want to expand that and start putting other comics on you know we always talk about the idea of like giving you know it's like I want to create a platform and then put myself in a position to give other comics the opportunities that weren't afforded to me right you know like networks are turning down a lot of other funny comics too and I want to say yo listen I don't got money but I got a platform and got eyes and I got [ __ ] who love this kind of comedy yeah let me show York let me show case your comic to them right and there are people that Russell [ __ ] Russell whatever was his name Russell Peters made it off one clip yeah dude I mean you never know yeah what's gonna happen out here in a viral world yeah but we were gonna corner that market and we're gonna [ __ ] go for it and so subscribe to YouTube right now because we're just gonna I said to Alex I said this is what I want to do and I need a guy who's gonna be rockin with me on this 100% I can't work around your job do you want to do it do you want to take the risk do you want to go you know I mean thank God for the [ __ ] patreon has people have been so supportive and they've been able to you know put some money in my pocket and your pocket where we can you know invest back in ourselves yeah I mean the first thing basically I realized I'm in love with creating content for you guys I [ __ ] love it the first thing I do when I get a check I'm like what can I do to make the content better yeah can I get new can I get new computers kind of get new [ __ ] cameras can I have my friends who I think is incredibly talented and you Alex in this content creation can I have him quit his job can I afford that can I afford that yeah and I think we well I know we can well that's what we did mm-hmm so we were gonna [ __ ] go for it man and I haven't decided if it's January 1st or February 1st when we're gonna start the the lease because I want everything to be kind of ready to go lined up lined up ready to go February 1st I realize about Andrew he's obsessive and the fact that he nobody loves him makes it possible to constantly think about content creation my man is caught he's obsessive and it's it's very impressive to be around I would also say this is a shouts to the patrons I had talked to him awhile and he already had the idea I didn't plant the idea in his mind I was like you know you know you could do is turn the YouTube page into a [ __ ] Network that's the next room he was like yeah I've been thinking about that but like oh I don't have the bandwidth the money whatever once the patreon got got crackin that was the thing that I always heard him talking about I need to get to be able to afford to let Alex quit his job and without the patreon without you guys without y'all supporting first of all I'm still probably homeless and second of all I don't think Andrews able to elevate and this is I mean there's an empire to be built here and I'm hoping you know coming in let's be a part of it and all that but like thank you guys no absolutely man thank y'all so much for support and and yeah arkasha I want you to be you know intimately involved in this and you know we really gotta treat it like honestly like WWE you know like WWE these [ __ ] are the talent the CEO you have business operators they do everything like Vince McMahon is jumping from the ropes to yeah you know triple a jump in front of ropes to you so it's like we got to wear all the hats right you know and we start to have the ability yes we are started and we got the ability to do it we can go out there and we can touch [ __ ] cuz we understand a game I understand the game I understand content I understand how to give it to people I needed the bandwidth and that provided the bandwidth and now it's off to the races it's like I tell you [ __ ] I said tell you [ __ ] all the time often do I tell you you ready mm-hmm cuz it's like is when it hits it's it's a waterfall you know I mean it's a lot of grind you know but when it hits it's a waterfall so I'm excited for all the [ __ ] to be a part of the journey and we need y'all when we start putting this content out let the [ __ ] world know you know y'all let the world know with my clips y'all got him on ready y'all got him on all these different things and you share them and you did all this kind of stuff today you know tired of this [ __ ] and it's ready and I'll be honest with you I'm releasing my new special in March I saw the trailer is fire I almost want to show the trailer don't show it but I'm gonna show I'm gonna find a lot right now man we got to do it we got to do people were you open with them yeah now we got to do it man it's like I'm gonna show the trailer soon I'm gonna show the trailer and I can't post it just yet but I'm gonna show the trailer soon and I'm hyped yes what'd you think it was [ __ ] fire like I was all caps good a lot of exclamation points that [ __ ] was so high I want to share with y'all right [ __ ] now but not it's the right thing to do let me just just trust the release trust through is just know that we are cooking right now thank you for your support thank you for the [ __ ] growth that we've seen it's crazy to see the growth on this podcast I think our YouTube numbers have doubled you know we're the SoundCloud numbers are increasing like [ __ ] is cooking man because y'all are [ __ ] spreading this word and I just want to say one thing like the [ __ ] fans Oh like I love doing this leaving my government job was the hardest decision I've ever had to make yeah but like I'm excited as [ __ ] man yeah and I love being part of bringing the content to people even if I'm not in front of the camera or behind the mic like the fact that I'm just a part of it and we make [ __ ] day with the content that we bring me it makes me how do you like incredibly as much as people say Andrews an [ __ ] etc I got honestly I get it but he's the most loyal dude he's not gonna let you fall he just not that's just not in his DNA I gotta have you check out this now if you [ __ ] up here just yell at you super hard unless you disloyal which you're not oh yeah exactly loyalty is what I value over yeah yeah just don't be disloyal it's really what it is cuz you super loyal cuz I'm looking that's rare Yeah right it's like yeah that is that's a quality of great quality about you I mean it's unfortunate that you're also really funny thank god there's loyal [ __ ] who ain't funny but uh but yeah I know [ __ ] there was something I was but oh no something I was gonna say anyway I'm [ __ ] so excited guys I'm really excited we should we should talk about some sports now we've done a lot of talking on sports but just know that we're cooking up some very [ __ ] cool things over here flavor into oh we didn't we didn't finish I'm not the bootleg merchant India though what happened is this real or one no I mean the hoodie obviously doesn't look real but to me this is the most hype [ __ ] ever it's a bootleg hoodie but I've been India I know it's bootleg any brand that you liked is bootleg boot like that [ __ ] real [ __ ] I felt more like I made it seeing a bootleg sweatshirt in India than I did being on TV anything viral clip with a [ __ ] heckler whatever yeah this wasn't right I was like I made it back home I [ __ ] made it how do you pronounce it in if I was trying to be funny but in Hindi no okay say it they didn't know my an accent though noisy market analysis by [ __ ] analysis analysis I don't know in the nicest analysis another water cooler comedy so dope though man I was so [ __ ] hype I couldn't believe it bro yeah that was massive I thought it was a joke I thought someone just took a flagrant two hoodie and put it on like a rack of red sweatshirts I asked the guy where he got it from and he said a very specific City then I was like I don't think he's making this [ __ ] that's crazy just don't be that's why I'm wearing daddy they love you back home bro hey you got to be famous shouts all the Indians listen India you know every Indian should put another Indian on to this no cut gas Indians though yeah no car no hurry Oh shots you took took shots finally I said fans I don't like his fans too much but all these fans are white yeah pretty clear how I feel all right let's talk some bit birthday let's talk some date birthday um what do you want to talk first you want to talk boxing you wanna talk NFL you wanna talk a little NBA what you thinkin what you feeling um I think that we should start with a little little NBA gossip we have that nice little picture they hit the time line oh yeah we've been waiting on I've been waiting on this since the summer okay the picture is of Kauai and Drake Drake posted clearly Kauai is not daddy's even on Instagram yeah but they're hanging out looks like they're having a bundle of fun yeah because you know that's what Drake wants to be doing be a stars yes but I don't know if Kauai is his like typical fun guy that he wants yeah so there's a picture champagne papi on the Instagram account what's your what's your initial take you see it I as you were just talking about I thought to myself you know what Drake is doing he's just doing this so Toronto fans think he tried so he can tell the people of Toronto hey man I tried we gonna do I did I put the press on I I agree with your sentiment and I think we're on the same page which is like that idea is motivated by the feeling that he's not residing now resigning also I don't care about hanging up Kawhi Leonard no party he doesn't care he's doing this for business right he's doing this because he wants Kauai to come back to I think he wants Kauai to come back to the Raptors but I think the reason he's there in the first place is because the Raptors brass is like listen we're not getting good feelings about him Risa yeah do us a favor right we need to call in the big guns right I think that you never see that picture if they're feeling like he's gonna resign everybody's excited about this picture everybody go oh Kauai is definitely coming back he look he's hanging out with Drake there's no smiles in that picture regardless that great point also but I I see fear you don't take out the nuclear you know you don't go nuclear unless you have to right and you don't take out that's the nuclear threat right you don't you'll take out your gun unless you have to right if a little [ __ ] is swinging at you you're not gonna take out your gun right you tell your gun when the guy that you can't beat up me it's coming at right right so this is the nuclear option they went nuclear and I think they went nuclear because they don't feel confident that he's gonna sign well what is releasing the picture due to the the chance of him actually resigning the fans get hyped the fans get high but that done question toward resigning yeah but I seize the hype from the fans like oh no thanks I like this love I think it's a possibility that he sees the hype I also think somewhat Akash ed which is like I think I think Drake is there excuse me I think Drake is there with him for the franchise I think the picture is for a Drake the pictures for Drake pictures for Drake PR like Kaka said hey I did what I could I took him out okay I tried I tried but Drake is there because he's like okay how can I get this guy to resign with us what we need him he's that [ __ ] good I don't even think Drake I mean he's a fan he would love for Kauai to resign but I do and I'm also a certified Drake hater can't even hide it but in my mind it has a Drake hater I was like Oh Drake also was constantly thinking of Drake PR and getting the Drake idea yeah and that's great Drake PR is super fan Drake putting on the full-court press look at all my kind Toronto specifically Oh whole world loves Drake Canada loves him even more Toronto loves him the most yes so alright my most most most hardcore fans them are his patrons this is place Toronto right right I'm putting on the press for us look at it let's go yeah but in reality I don't honestly know if he's reciting which is crazy he's the hardest do to figure out the NBA I don't [ __ ] clue what this guy wants yeah that's the thing even if they want a championship in my mind he could still leave yeah especially because of how good the Clippers are I think and you know I think that Doc Rivers would coach him well I think he'd actually function really well under I didn't think doc was a good coach I thought I've been gone back and forth but I mean what do you know what the Clippers is pretty [ __ ] and grant and I you can't deny it Kauai to that and if Brent decides to to dip that's a good team endurance until one day grant comes to New York I have a feeling that's because there's a girl here a girl here that he misses it's up to Mandy to get Kevin around but give him a new Super Max so so yeah that's a I mean that being said that that was my initial take off it I I thought that I think he was doing PR for himself and then and then doing what was the right thing to do for his team which he's like heavily invested and as part of his brand and they let him do whatever the [ __ ] he needs to do we should mention real quick that uh the we did a interview with Roy Jones jr. oh yeah we did we did that last week interview with Roy Jones jr. it was one of the things in my career I'm most proud of to get to talk to Roy Jones jr. if you guys don't know Roy Jones jr. is he was arguably the greatest boxer of his generation some might say in his prime of any generation and he he was on flagrant to what we're gonna do is we're gonna release that interview it's like a 30 35 minute interview we're gonna lose that interview with the Christmas episode which comes out next week yep yep it's part of the best of episode so it'll be brand-new content with Roy Jones jr. and then it'll be best of clips from episodes throughout the year hell yeah and so even in our best of episode flagrant two we given you that new new so um but man it was just I felt so proud man I called my father and never call my father and like say like what I've done right but I called him and I was like hey what do you say and he was just like that I spoke to him later that day and he was just like he was like oh my god you know what'd he say and yeah I got to like tell you know stories that Roy was saying my dad and it was just so [ __ ] sick yeah anyway so that's common if you guys are wondering where's the the Roy interview it's coming next week you guys we get that oh yeah what else we got LeBron's oh yeah let's talk about this whoa have you been watching them play I've seen one or two full games and I see no quarters here and there I mean lonzo's Aggies a solid contributor to me I'm not overly into me this is weird but Alonso triple-double doesn't really impress me and again it could just be like yours bias but it's like it's not dominant it's really solid contributions but to me Alonso triple-doubles like he's being a really good role player what it needs to be what about the rebounds I think that's kind of impressive the rebounds are it's it's impressive but I'm not gonna cysts I get you're gonna have guys you're gonna have LeBron he's gonna give you four assists on the you're gonna four easy layups on fast-break so impressive but it's not dominant to me like normally a guy had the triple he has a triple-double in your mind he dominated that Oh cuz draymond Green has been doing like the non-dominant triple-double for but I get in my mind draymond is still one of the most important pieces on that Warriors team sure ah so you don't think his triple-double is that important it wasn't as impactful as a normal triple-double and LeBron also got trouble yeah what I'm more interested in like is is the media blitz around LeBrons oh yeah they're really trying to get to sell us this idea of LeBron and Hanzo play so well together and oh my I laid a medium hundred-percent they were going all-in just like the Celtics right and but what's interesting to me is like who doesn't play well with LeBron like anybody that plays with LeBron immediately plays well yeah because the higher team has to watch LeBron yeah whenever he gets the ball he can get a layup at his own whim so there's an easy assist for you right you know I think part of it is is Lonzo create created so much hype coming in well not Lonzo levar created so much hype for Lanza when Alonzo came in so we've all had eyes on Lonzo and waited for him to develop and I think he's gonna be good I think he's pretty good knives and get better he's good I think he's gonna get bad he's pretty good night he's gonna get better right but there's all the LeBron hype and we've been waiting for Lonzo to show out a bit for a little over a year we're all worried and he was struggling now that LeBron is there Alonzo can shine all you need to do is hit open threes and he's kind of doing that yeah I think now we're like finally let's go LeBron's oh we've been [ __ ] waiting to hype this up long go blue balls excitement yes yeah for a year and a half now yeah I agree with that that's yeah that's that's a great take yeah that's all it is he's not playing exceptionally well the triple-double isn't like impactful he's not this [ __ ] all-star Saturday right but we've been waiting for any sign that he's gonna live up to what we wanted him to be and it's there that's fair I will I will say this I think that LeBron genuinely loves playing with him yeah because he's been dying to have a beta guard yeah that is past first now Mario Chalmers short past first but he was an elite passer lonzo's an elite pass yeah great court vision so he's like maybe historically good very very he's up there dude he's like really naturally gifted that should that God's gift you can't learn that [ __ ] and and I think LeBrons like oh I got a dude that can't wait to get me the ball in good position yeah keeps his eyes open unselfish yeah I don't have to do the Creator finally yes so because what do you think about LeBron LeBron really B has been playing with scores you know you even you know Wade and Bosh and Miami obviously Kyrie 2 I'd agree I think he's his own Kevin Love of course by his own design and I think he walked into this situation that he didn't really know if he was gonna like or not and as of the last few weeks when LeBron has decided okay this is my team this is how we're gonna play and he's really fit up I think in the first few you know first few weeks of the season it all out basic what does everybody have here they really know how to but let's see okay now I'm gonna drop forty if we need boom and everybody's playing within this LeBron system but I think Lonzo actually works I thought he wasn't gonna because he couldn't hit three right but he's not shooting so poorly that's bad yeah and he's effective defensively who get his little block again he's long long can guard decently multiple positions because of the length right but most importantly is amazing running the floor and got great vision and his unselfish yeah I'm telling you come playoffs they're gonna need their their their their killer LeBron needs a killer in the playoffs yeah Kyrie Kyrie is a killer right LeBron loves to defer yeah draw double-team do that and then refer and go okay go kill right who is that gonna be on the Lakers I mean they thought it was gonna be Brandon Ingram what what is up with it he's just been injured he's been I don't know I mean to me again I don't watch nearly as much basketball as you or cast especially not last year yeah but I never saw the Brandon Ingram hype I remember the Lakers Twitter was going [ __ ] crazy just sighs and shooting ability he's skinny and he's not Kevin Durant offensively so what do you do any of that skinny yeah Kevin said I feel like I'm looking at myself in the mirror or whatever like when he initially came in yeah so I think that like a lot of height and of course it's the LA machine right yeah if you put him in Milwaukee is he the same no he's thon maker I mean [ __ ] think about that that's crazy he's true I never bought in completely and I also my whole life I've been a victim of the oh this guy showing promise don't trade him for a good piece and so now when I see teams make that mistake I'm like yah this is really [ __ ] stupid again LeBron to the Cavs the first time they could have traded for a moiré when he was on the Sun but they're like nah we don't wanna give up jJ Hickson yeah yeah I mean we [ __ ] idiots Brandon Ingram for Kauai it wasn't straight up but like whatever the [ __ ] peeve it's even if it's Ingram ball and Kuzma don't [ __ ] matter that's an MVP go get him I think a lot of people are realizing how kawaii is he was my MVP Piketty but he's so [ __ ] good its dominant on two ends of the floor no I figured her player does that I think he got lost a little bit in like the Spurs system people thought it was a spur cyst yes now that we see him in Toronto even more dominant than he was with the Spurs were like oh here's what I don't that's I guess you could put it on the spur system no but what I was always so impressed with was the finals where he won MVP against the heat because he's like he outplayed LeBron outs after the first game and a half two games whatever he outplayed LeBron like it was so [ __ ] evident to me watching I was like this is the guy you trade three good young prospects remove your eye right I think that people have too much respect for pop maybe because I too much respect for pop because a lot of guys you look on a look at on the Spurs and you're like oh they're not even in the NBA if they're not a month Spurs yeah maybe yeah you're right you're looking at Patty Mills and you're like well you're an effective player and this team it's averaging I don't know how many points but I wouldn't be surprised if it's over ten and you're like yeah you're not even an NBA player because he's so effective with an assistant but maybe if patty is on the Suns he's more effective you think I don't know like the the the the Spurs system is so impeccable it's like they're the Patriots right yeah how good is Edelman not on the page how good is Tom Don the Patriots we don't know maybe Tom if he was in Green Bay would be unleashed yeah maybe he'd have more freedom to do certain Tom Brady type things that only Tom Brady could do but we'll never know right so III think it's a similar situation and we saw a player who is truly like and has the capability of being an all-time great yeah and I think Lakers fans are gonna have to because somebody I made fun of them on Twitter and somebody's like now will happen when we get ad and I was like y'all are constantly sure you're gonna get the biggest free agent and you do get big free agents but LeBron in his 15th year stop [ __ ] around go get chips now make the trades do what you got to do maybe short sighted but LeBron probably don't have five dominant years left probably yeah go [ __ ] make the move the window is open and it's closing make the moves you gotta make yeah you're not gonna wait on ad and free eight I don't want to give up assets go [ __ ] yourself isn't it one a one-year wait isn't that worth it no I mean as we've got about Paul George I will just get him in a year Paul George stayed in OKC and he an MVP candidate oh you didn't get Paul George the LA media machine they're putting out that uh Ingram at some point is gonna be traded now in a non anonymous executive so no at the point should have been rate it so they're putting it out now that point eight months ago but what are you gonna get now can you tell me if he's he's got an injury or something Ingraham wow you know what LeBron may decided that Ingram doesn't fit in the office yeah I mean there's no move it LeBron doesn't either dictate or sign off on Wow I mean there's just no way that's never not been LeBron and LeBron hasn't really fallen off this year so you're not gonna and you got LeBron like you're gonna do that I just I just don't understand not trading for Kawhi and if Kawhi goes to the Clippers which apparently again like Paulo Carlin said a lot of the [ __ ] we get is misinformation right but the things I'm reading is Kawhi is not interested in playing with LeBron he's interested in the Clippers but he would have been interested back a year ago and there could have been a trade trade me to the Lakers of clippers oh yeah Ingram must be hurt because he hasn't played since the fifth right yeah since he punched [ __ ] Chris Paul in the face that's a highlight of his career it really was I want him immediately to be a Knick ya know that's a fun he's a great role player you train him for Kawhi that's again you know I mean as jJ Hickson yeah I guess maybe you're right I don't know what else man Michael Jordan is out here slapping people oh dude we gotta talk about that so [ __ ] good okay my favorite part about it okay so for those of you who haven't seen it Michael Jordan obviously the owner of the Charlotte Hornets at the end of the game malik monk ran onto the court before the game was over yeah and when you do that you get a technical right and they did get a technical and i think they ended up missing one of the free throws they could have lost but malik monk who was a hornet was on the bench and he comes back towards the bench and Jordans like what the hell's going on and malik monk looks away and Jordan goes to slap him in the back of the head yeah now malik monk just happened to like in a [ __ ] cartoon lean forward slightly when Jordan went to slap right yeah and Jordan look at him like I don't miss went back and slapped him again so he missed the first slap and then he went back to slapping again like you would think that he knows he's being filmed you don't care he does not give a [ __ ] yeah that's the goal right there dude a true bill that maybe want some Jordans I haven't been for Jordan in a lick in a while dude I haven't felt the need at all it's I got it's just these kids that wear them then they won't even never even watched Jordan play basketball it means nothing and I saw him slap a grown man basketball that's his employee so think about workplace harassment Billie Lou this is billionaire Michael Jordan in his 50s imagine MJ in his late 20s [ __ ] pissed Oscar owned no cameras and played a war by the pair ones to make think how much harder he slap Steve Kerr son he's breaking jaws guaranteed dog I told you this story it was in the book by his trainer Tim Grover yeah and I'm [ __ ] up a story but there's some end of the bench player who at practice was getting his hamstring work done and Jordan stops practices like yo what the [ __ ] is this do it the [ __ ] is going on where is your Weizen the otter he's counting numbers he's not seeing him and people say oh he's in the training room getting his hamstring worked on this guy barely plays Jordan stops practice go in the training room guys laying on the table he flips the table over with him on it and he goes I'm out there killing myself every night and you don't even play in any of her a [ __ ] hamstring get your ass out on that Court Shh goes back to the practice floor waits for dude to come out and then they start practice again this guy's a [ __ ] maniac he's a murderer that's great I mean the guys yeah if he doesn't find basketball what is he a serial killer 100% the greatest serial killer ever imagined we really missed out waitis serial killer mob like no question a mafia done [ __ ] black mafia what are they in Atlanta he they had a BM have no [ __ ] questions country ass boy that everybody underestimates [ __ ] with the Hitler mustache am i hate's - wow I mean this guy's a [ __ ] monster man don't this is him in his 50s in a game he not even playing she's screwed they're not even good not like the older championship level team just say no championship level team and he's still slapping him in the [ __ ] face bro it was just on camera just that little give a [ __ ] Ness you're [ __ ] Jordan I envy it man we gotta we gotta interview Jordan I bet we can get a phone call at Jordan we get a phone call at Jordan you seen the Chamillionaire story yes so good he's the funniest thing you need to get closer to words I've ever heard on a celebrity taking pictures I'm taking pictures of no n words that's it as a [ __ ] rule for this man I love the Barclays take on Jordan what you know Jordan was always like I don't take pictures I don't take pictures yeah and then when they were in Barcelona yeah there are these topless people at the topless beach and always topless women and they're asking for pictures and Barger's like oh so now people okay trevor ariza trade you know what no me neither but I do want to let's get it because we have a new advertiser guys support for today's episode comes from Bette DSi calm use your sports and pop culture knowledge to make some extra cash this week with Bette DSi Bette DSi calm has been paying winners for 20 years with a super user-friendly interface mobile site and the fastest payouts in the industry it's no wonder Bette DSi is top-rated on bedding review sites simply play win and get paid Bette DSi offers Ben options from everything from NBA NCAA hoops NFL NCAA bowl games NHL UFC in all other major sports to politics reality TV eSports virtually everything there's also live betting which lets you play hey let's make prop bets for the Super Bowl I'm with the helpful like nothing crazy 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right yeah well we know when y'all look together yo I'm honestly even secure you guys talking about my singing then you say on our subject do you guys I'm like picking on me when you said Vic I'm like whatever probably so yo we gonna have a singing competition because I was feeling myself the other day and I started singing sad but not no [ __ ] like I was singing bro had you call me again all he thinks about content and he was like yeah we gonna do this [ __ ] singing competition I don't like singing my dad is actually real good singer I'm not but then he was like nah that was good yo son that wasn't good you really chose the song now you're told you like the way you work in that's not bad no dig good god you bag it up like he's kind of just talking with no cuz I don't know lo I was gonna get to that's what he said he said we not good joke around I'm a try I'm a try hey I'm a baritone I got this yo I know wolf for one you are trash [Laughter] give us until Taniya okay what is your song what you saying Akash we're doing today I thought we're doing the pattern it give it a little bit now give a little bit patreon.com/scishow a grand to sign a [ __ ] up man I don't know I don't have a song right there's no song you don't know any Disney's aren't we save it save it for the patron I just want to hear a little bit your because we just got to give a little taste okay promo hello I'll sing for free okay so go so what is the song that you want to sing I would think I would try to sing a Bollywood sama I'm too afraid of ruining a Bollywood don't do Bollywood because the people don't know it very shame if I [ __ ] up a body that you can't you can't [ __ ] that [ __ ] up wait no you got to go first I feel too vulnerable all right all right I'll give me a good song what's a good song that I know okay I already I got the words up the words I'm gonna look at my Pandora we're just gonna tip it right now to set the game up and then we go do the full thing okay I'm gonna do the same song I did on the IG all right we're gonna do a little tidbit you gotta get one two ow everybody got do a little tip bit okay and then put a little instrumental behind it that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna do that imma do that no it's gotta be acapella [ __ ] no no no you need it you can have a little bit barrier to keep the toes karaokes the same competition the kid is like a poco acapulco you might say holy overconfident ass [ __ ] see them I need it [ __ ] that I got this okay I got this one yeah now you try you've already not trying son I need your focus y'all don't even know what I'm about to do right now [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] this feels like falling no Andrew really sounds like deaf people talking like Creed's baby yes I went baby Oh baby you got a really tried oh if you if you try to fake it it's not funny no they're not only not are you right you're right you're right I gave my all yeah I'm not gonna lie that's that you try it this was the voice you wanna see a lot of this we gotta build a bit on this had bet the Asolo for real yeah okay okay [ __ ] all right I do assure you got it bed I'm so nervous I had to look up the lyrics to the song I'm ready I think you should have a little sound going on with it no I can't this - I'm too [ __ ] up all right you wanna be my wallet out audition I can't ride a beat go when you're on hang up then you call right back you got it you got it [Laughter] when you're with one chromosome you got if you got it bad if you miss a day without your friend your whole life's off track no you got it bad when you're stuck in [Music] so since I'm a baritone I make it hard for myself I already washed myself woman go go Queen Beyonce all right go I need the music alone but turn it down a little bit alex is singing all this sit what is it listen from the dream girl sounds right what can you over the mic to your face please we would like to listen you start man how long wait stop real quick I can't hear you over the [ __ ] music I got to hear you yeah bro the people can hear me don't worry turn down the music not choose different song we know but yeah like you're not even doing a good song like what's the good ass song can someone imma do I think Beyonce Dangerously in Love oh no I don't either you know that [ __ ] it's our most beautiful goddamn song she sings alright while you look that up I'll sing y'all if y'all really want some singing to be done I'll sing for you yeah I mean [ __ ] out here and play no goddamn nobody yep Burley she got a long as intro alright the people are $2 ready they're not tuning off they ready for this is going down all right [ __ ] out here [Music] because I think they might flag it I think is that close I think you twos like did you take this from Casey and Jojo flavor - calm - patreon yeah can we do like a patreon hangout what's that mean like some public [ __ ] maybe not like a live show but just like some public say like watch a game do that with everybody so let's do karaoke with the patriot but with everybody Oh karaoke is good karaoke is good only with patreon no no no I don't believe in I'm not gonna we're not gonna do that I mean we can't have a thousand people show up [ __ ] karaoke they're karaoke this the [ __ ] army man it's all family everybody's family those those are the people in the family that you know can't afford to support us and [ __ ] with us and they they want that content they supported X naught we are credibly grateful but if you're not in position to do that you're still part of the family I'm smoking everybody you know alright so I know how is confident his voice for real because he remembered the competition song because it would be too easy what's your new song easy what well I got a piece you could pick choose a song we know dog hey Casey and Jojo do that yeah I know let's hear it done for real do back it one Brian McKnight that's a song people know that's a nice 90s R&B joint Oh do cuz that I chose AK is bribing and I got a [ __ ] voice on them what's another oh well I believe I can fly bar Kelly no Luther Vandross dance with your father no I don't know I should and not black enough is no get out of other no I know you didn't but it's fine don't say no bring that song here that's too sad of a song look the fact is whatever but I want to listen you crying and [ __ ] do a song everybody knows who is this sweet lady okay alright cuz the mics right oh my god their face sink so we can hear you Bravo Nirvana sing over Teresa this is how hard to be vulnerable it's really hard as thousands of people it is really hard that's why I give laughing sweet lady won't you be my sweet love obviously I'm just waiting just calling be see me come on bro no I got I'm bad I'm a I'm a bad thing I don't know the words to [ __ ] songs when's the last time you actually new words I was I knew I know the [ __ ] words so you got it bad but I was so nervous I was looking them up see oh this is crazy people tuned out by them they cut the present nobody tuned out there's nothing better than listening people fail for minutes on end no that's true we failed hardest I'm not I'm definitely gonna come prepared to Pedro no I'll come prepared with it so like prepared I'm going home today and I'm gonna try it's homework well Cass didn't even try on his [ __ ] when are you guys recording Wednesday night you here Wednesday pretending I don't think could be here but whatever you [ __ ] sing some mariachi [ __ ] or whatever we know I'm [ __ ] Frankie J or whatever well I was mixing sports I'm gonna do [ __ ] gasolina [ __ ] mustache you got super my [ __ ] we got the baby over 30 swim in the [ __ ] we got the brindle Omo Tony soon the [ __ ] me got the bread alone but Tony that was actually pretty good that's the line don't Spanish a little bit yet Sumalee mono don't know he speaks Madison Baca me gotta put in there like he's surprisingly ya know it's annoying you might how about James Dolan saying he would sell the Knicks for the right price he doesn't believe I'll believe in science or religious what you believe in ain't nothing else hey we are not gonna trash Mandy on this podcast alright okay um okay Proxima proximal a proxy proxy what's up with Anthony Joshua he's looking like a real [ __ ] Haney Oh Canelo you want to talk about canal okay so a couple things first of all I was at the Canelo fight this weekend and it was put on by an app the app is called to zone D AZN and the app signed Canelo to a 11 fight deal for 400 million dollars or 300 million dollars like crazy amount I'm gonna take now pay per view yes exactly they're trying to take down pay-per-view they've got anything Joshua signed up they'll probably get triple G they're probably good bunch of other things but the problem is this and it's 999 a month the problem is it's gonna kill boxing unless they have a way where the casual fan can just purchase one fight yeah they're not gonna because there was no promo for this Canela fight and the reality of the matter is is that the casual fan doesn't subscribe to something monthly yeah now if they set up a service where it's like you can just buy the fight on to zone for $50 instead of doing the monthly subscription of $9.99 give you both options or you can subscribe monthly exactly now if you know you're gonna watch two fights a year and both of them are $70 yeah you're actually saving money right by just subscribing and if that's their model behind it then that's a smart move right you know you're gonna watch Anthony Joshua and blah blah blah whatever it is this that the other but um but if they don't have that option then it's gonna [ __ ] destroy the sport of boxing it's literally the end of boxing we're watching the end of boxing because the the casual fan is already removed from it and now there's a little bit of interest there's buzz because of hearing while they're fury and while they're right and boxing is is held together by the heavyweight division if the heavyweight division is poppin all boxing is poppin if the heavyweight division is not poppin box is not poppin to the casual fan right right and now it's poppin if everybody goes behind this paywall then the casual fans like yeah how do I get it or I got to download this app does my TV have an app handle it what was the name it up I just want to check that DD AZN and it's like like imagine my dad tried to put a app on his TV right boxing fans are old their grandfather incident [ __ ] yeah so my concern is it could definitely affect Bob even if a few fights have bad ratings eventually they go back to pay-per-view you know losing yeah I guess yeah I mean yes maybe a failed experiment yeah I guess that's a good point yeah that's a good point but um so yeah that's what's gonna happen but I'm gonna watch the fight yeah watch the fight yeah I was at the fight and I saw Anthony Joshua there now Anthony Joshua don't want to fight anybody Yeah right Anthony's awesome a duck and everybody won't sign a contract won't do [ __ ] doesn't need to fight anybody finding these bum Russians for [ __ ] years won't even return while there's phone calls won't do all I said Tyson Fury and while there have all the buzz now Anthony Joshua front front and center at a Canelo fighting msg and now he's begging for the fights I don't watch a lot of boxing but I saw this clip of somebody asking him about fighting one of them he's like why don't I wait for them to fight let's fight right now what are we waiting for and it's like now to me based on what you said you sound like such a [ __ ] like you didn't say any of this you just let them fight now it's a classic they don't need you now let's fight right now I'm ready I hate that [ __ ] lever super phony and I'm out on Anthony Joshua you lost the leverage bro and now you out there begging for it you didn't have to beg for you could have taken the fight 25 million and the gamble was one of these guys gonna smoke the other guy it's gonna be an easy fight and there be and then there'd be no reason to do it it will build up interest in whatever fighter wins and then you fight that fighter and get a big payday right right now you gonna have to do some way timber here's the thing though you boxing fan you're that boxer fan yeah you said it's gonna be a good fight so why was what made him think this is gonna be one of them as a tomato can or whatever Oh because Fury's life is always in shambles I know I show you I think that uh they were people were more impressed with wilder than they thought oh I think like boxing aficionados looked at the fight and fury did dominate while there it's just the wilder dropped him a few times and that counts for extra points right but uh I mean fury dominated the fight you know so basically if he doesn't get dropped it's easy victory if he doesn't get dropped in that 12th round yeah it's an easy victory right right and uh yeah I think it was in the 12th right and then Josh we were probably more scared to fight Wilder oh I thought it was more more scared to fight fury he's I think he's the tougher fight yeah so I think he was like I don't want to take this tough a fight until the money is right right like I'll risk a lot for the right money what do you think the price difference would have been it's probably tough question to ask but let's say it is theory washes Wilder how box isn't no problem what would he what would Anthony Josh we've gotten paid if he fought them a month ago before this fight versus if that happened and fury washes Wilder and then they fight how much extra did he stand against zero interest in America for fury right Joshua a big fight in London but no American interests man now no matter where fury fights Americans are interested they're like I like this guy you know he's dead with the mental health addiction as always thinking was if you're you beats of [ __ ] in a while there which I think will happen out points in whatever then there's interest in America I think their gamble was either way Americans are interested in the winter right cuz Americans are gonna watch that's got to make us feel special we did all this for American fans a lot of power yep so cuz I mean look they have an amazing boxing like boxing there is probably like listen I'm not a [ __ ] Brit but it seems to me it's almost like their second favorite sport it's like soccer then boxing they're like rabid sports fans Azim they're great [ __ ] sports fans maybe that rugby or some [ __ ] that I'm [ __ ] know about but like they show up for boxing they [ __ ] love right and but that being said it's only you know how many people live in England not that people to live in the Great Britain so many people right right it's not like 300 plus million in America right so how do I tap into 300 plus million the the thinking behind their fight was smart Eddie Heron is the promoter it just backfired and there was every risk and there's risk in every decision right right so the risk is like when you're playing poker and you have a hand that should be 90 percent of other hands ten percent of time the hand loses right and this was the ten percent no one could have predicted in the twelfth round Wilder is gonna throw to haymakers land and then Fury's gonna get up off the canvas and then end up hurting Wilder later in that round like that is nobody in boxing can predict that right it happened and now you gotta beg for a fight and it's funny to see him out there begging for a fight he's all [ __ ] he said you know right by the he's right by the ring talking to everybody possible doing every interview possible because he realized you know got the [ __ ] leverage anymore and the longer he fights to he longer he fights these tomato cancer he fights the guys that nobody wants to see him fight the less leverage he has in the negotiation so his leverage is just going down on me right played himself playing himself playing himself now the only way it's witches and I would not be surprised if they pull this off is if they convince either while there are Fury to fight if Joshua's promoter convinces Walter Fury to not do Walter fury to but instead fight Joshua wouldn't people rather see while their fury - they would but they still watch the Joshua fight and then if Joshua wins that fight then he's the guy right so that's what they're dying to have happen right now somebody don't worry if you're a Wilder fury you're probably thinking I make more of this rematch than I do find Joshua some might say that he could Vic you could make more after actually fighting Josh lon really he's a massive star out there I think that he's a massive star but I think that a lot of those people will start to gravitate towards fury and that I think that's why he's like I need to get this fight go yeah I know I'm thinking he would need to fight Wilder because if you fight fury American fans aren't gonna be interested enough to watch fury Joshua right casual fans casual fans probably watch Wilder because I know Deontay Wilder he's been saying all day on my [ __ ] Twitter thing over again I was speaking to the guy who asked him that question yeah yeah radio Raheem he's apprenticeship pals actually he comes micellar a lot yeah that's why I yelled at him to this day yeah he told me that he thinks the Joshua fight would be bigger I disagree anyway you better hope he get Wilder and not fury because fury again I don't think America's were really gonna tune in and it's a tougher fight for Joshua yeah but while there apparently I'm Joe Rogan podcast was like he called me all of a sudden and I'm good like I want this rematch core is he calling hmm of course he want it and while they're good you know it's like your girlfriend when you move on yep right come check in hey hey yeah I gotta check in with a friend style bender oh we do he has his fight coming up with Anderson Silva oh yeah and I I just want to know why do fighters in his position take this fight it's a lose for him why he's because he's the younger he's and he doesn't have anything to gain yes you win everybody would win and but then if he loses like damn you got washed by a legend in his like passes Bronk you think that helps him make his name to be Denison Silva it's a big name it's the big name but it's still you don't get it like Klout for it so I just want to know his reasoning why he takes this fight he's a very calculated guy smart yeah um we should ask him well let's give him a call yo is he holler at us man we'll set it up do a call in from wherever the [ __ ] you are in the world you always traveling but uh but yeah I mean my assumption was that Anderson Silva is still a big name in the sport and if you take out a big name of the sport you can kind of carry their fan base with you and this is my assumption your style is similar to Anderson Silva style so if you're an Anderson Silva fan and you see Anderson Silva get beat by a guy with a similar style that's very exciting and cool okay all the sudden you're gonna be like well [ __ ] it yeah yeah let me see what this guy's up to God you know it's like if we go on another like you know sports comedy podcast which there aren't any but if we were to go on another one yeah right it'd be like can we dominate that shall we dominate that [ __ ] there baby well we got checked out what's going on in flavor - that's my assumption but we but let's let's talk to Izzy yeah I mean you know is he we never spoke about it on the podcast but that [ __ ] got the ugliest feet and he mentioned it to me yeah he joked that they were worse than casas yeah bro where'd you see it oh he posted a picture I don't know what it was it was in some picture or something like that and I just said pedicure then he post a picture and it looks like a [ __ ] goat hoof his feet are meant for like balancing on the side of a cliff you know how like they have those donkeys that can like walk on the side of like cliffs like if I just found [ __ ] like grappling hooks son great literally a ninja throws that [ __ ] over a shingled roof and climbs up on [ __ ] reel that was more disgusted with Charlemagne's feet than I wasn't cast why feet are bad he just got the bunny he got the bunion on Asheville horn or corn did he is a he's a wild point that looks like a sixth toe yeah he's growing another drum and also got the size 1825 for like it's [ __ ] crazy don't make any sense it's cuz that cord all right yes oh you wanna talk Dolan and the Knicks are now yes but you what before we I forgot to plug dates man oh yeah I do that I got pissed again um yo I want to let y'all know first of all I'm gonna be this weekend the Mohegan Sun Casino Connecticut or Uncasville Connecticut but I'll be out there we got shows Thursday through Saturday so make sure you pull up you know weekend before Christmas so it's gonna be super depressing not only the real hardcore gamblers gonna be out there alyx you coming up possibly maybe come up for a day yeah you could whip it yeah I got a few few people where really doesn't print they go up there that around there or what no I just I hit me up listen yo pull up bring the bring the shorty if there's a shorty you know bring the shorty that's me trying to that's me unsure if Alex wants people to know he has a shorty but um well yes I'll be the Mohegan Sun Thursday through Saturday and then we got my yeah me February 1st and 2nd the Miami improv ok then we got Valentine's Day February 14th the rally improv all right Bradley North Carolina then we got February 16th all-star weekend Charlotte North Carolina ok then we got San Diego February 22nd through 23rd make sure you get those tickets and then we got Los Angeles February 28th I think as of this morning there were like 20 tickets left if you haven't got tickets yet get them shit's [ __ ] right now it's gonna be sold out by the time this podcast comes out so just go get them [ __ ] tickets real quick knock that [ __ ] out The Comedy Store the 28th and that will probably believe might be my last views from assist tour date I'm still gonna I'm gonna be developing the new material and like implementing most of the new material after that so for example I'm doing Minneapolis March 15 through 16 Acme comedy clubs one of the best comedy clubs in country and I'm doing that March 15 through 16 but I'll be putting in a bunch of new material by then as well so so I think la I started the tour in LA I think maybe we finish it up in LA but yeah maybe go go get those tickets the aedra shells calm for that right there how about you not fly out Thursday I'm gonna do the ticket again I think on Friday check that out also I'm doing these college dates we're still trying to work out dates me and my boy Donna but if you're in the city just come through I don't know why the [ __ ] I didn't say that before I would like like I was in Detroit there was some [ __ ] out there that was like if I had known I'd come through just crash the [ __ ] show oh hell yeah I'll start announcing these dates to the [ __ ] just crash the college Kooks ain't doing nothing exactly - identify as a college student identifies as a graduate student here identified straight man as a straight male oh yeah identifies a second identifies a straight male identifies a sexist and I'd like to be free to practice you know freedom of religion yeah not to oppress me you know not express myself all right what do you want to talk about what else before we get out of here my brother any football oh yeah well your boys got their asses handed to them yeah I thought this might be a let down game they want five straight there's no real like if you win if they win any of their next three games Aaron they're in they sat their best lineman Zack Martin their other the guy who used to be proud of your best lineman he's banged up their other best lineman out all year but like it just the Colts are streaking I thought they could lose his game to be honest if they lose all three I wouldn't mind cuz the head coach a gift firing you know I don't like him I would love to see him make the playoffs but if not I'm also cool on it one thing I am scared of though is I'm always scared of the Eagles and [ __ ] Nichols big dick Nick came in here and yes I mean I was like I think the Rams are struggling so I don't put everything on this win necessarily but goddamn it was the exact same [ __ ] all over again they're just thrown up the ball al Sean Jeffrey always coming down with it he getting hit it on Matt or he's getting right back up I mean it's just [ __ ] so about this guy yeah and some about this doing now we'll say this it's gonna be interesting let's say they make the playoffs and lose I mean if they make another run obviously you choose him over Carson Wentz but let's say you make a run and you lose and Nix Nick Foles the starter now he's a free agent after this year so what do you do do you sign him to a contract Carson still cheap you might as well sign him Carson still cheap but Carson is entering his fourth year next year he's gonna have two more years and then he gonna need a hundred million dollars yes so keep him for two and see what you like you know see what you get out of them for two but I like that tandem right there yeah it's just and you can afford it yeah I mean maybe they can look if they have intimated let's say they I mean is it even a lock that they make the playoffs let's say that they actually go for a run in the playoffs right is it's not a lock that they make the play no no they got a win I gotta win out they gotta win out I also lose out to win the division right which is possible but then also to get out there they're also in wild-card possibility but like I think they're like the third from like the second seed to make the wild card they're like two below them so let's say hypothetically they went out right let's say they let's say they win the wild card game right and then another playoff game right and they're losing the championship losing the championship is Nick Foles your starter yeah you gotta go with them right they believe in them they play for him dude if they make the [ __ ] Super Bowl you got it you got to spend a big Bread on all right if he if they make the Super Bowl you're gonna have to pay this man have to pay him top tier quarterback money takes you there and then that eats away at the rest of your team paying a quarterback a lot of money especially today's NFL money that eats away at a lot of your team cuz what their strategy was the same thing the Rams are doing we got a cheap quarterback let's just sign everybody cuz he's cheap and that's normally the most expensive position now you've accelerated that plan by two years if Nick Foles keeps playing well yeah I don't know that he will but if he does I mean there's a route that it's really gonna be interesting to see what happens I hope I pray to god I'm wrong and they don't win another Super Bowl that was my preseason pick but if they make any kind of run it's gonna be real interesting to see what happens did the Giants go after Nick Foles next year you might need to I think he's got to be in the right scheme I actually always thought that kind of reminded me of Nick Foles they both don't really throw a lot of interceptions whatever similar to what I've been saying about deck this whole time and maybe Falls is much better I don't know but they got to be in the right scheme but then you work something around that you understand it strains bigger but he's got it he's got an arm on him and he's not afraid to get lit the [ __ ] up he's like I don't even know that stache on Jeffery yeah talk him early he got smoked yeah Aaron Donald was up in his [ __ ] shoulder and you know what I kind of respect but it definitely does change the game Donald didn't spear him right he just pushed him down that being said if you get spirit earlier in the game and you see an errand Donald coming back at you yeah it might not make that throw know when I'd be worth an early penalty no oh I wasn't even looking at the I was even looking like that there's an argument that might be worth but the other thing I was saying is once you know you're not gonna get speared you're gonna start making those throws right and I guess that's what we want yeah that's what we want as fans all right but it's a it's a massive advantage to the offense right especially a quarterback yeah just knowing hey I can step right up into this throw yeah the worst that's gonna happen is I get pushed down me I think Donald the one iron room he went up into in with his shoulder and they kind of [ __ ] up his his shoulder but like yeah you're not gonna get you're not gonna land on top of you drive his [ __ ] body waiting you taking a shot and it's that's why I think it's more dangerous now like it's almost more beneficial to be a pocket passer now than ever even though we're like we really gravitate towards these we gravitate toward these running quarterbacks but they're not all built like Russell Wilson durable is [ __ ] in eight massages a week or whatever he's doing it's like you're a little more Jackson a thin dude and he taketh I worry about him long-term I want him to be good I worry about him long term but in the pocket you know protected hmm Tom Brady can play till 45 I don't know that most of these scrambling quarterbacks can wendice compre t retire I don't know are they washed what's going on this is weird and that there's a lot of like mental errors at the end of the game dude I've never seen the Patriots lose to close games at the end of the game haven't even a row right yeah and I still think you paid Ruiz get to the playoffs who knows now apparently one thing I never put together they were really good at home in the playoffs on the road not so much normally they just have a weak-ass division so they get six easy wins so they're always the 1 seed maybe the two seed but they get home games in the playoffs and that's how they win even the first time they won the Super Bowl the Tuck rule it was in a [ __ ] a foot of snow in New England apparently Bob Kraft also went to whoever the commissioner was at the time I was like give us the night game cuz gonna be colder is gonna be more snow give us the [ __ ] night game I heard that from an Oakland pants on they just refer it they just that's Oakland and then I used to cold weather I used to it it's a New England we grow up in as we play in this we're built for this cold weather teams have an advantage at home period Lambeau Field they got an advantage at home in the playoffs we are livid you believe that's more of an advance than just being a home team yes absolutely there's like a calculation that they can do on it absol I mean I don't know calculation maybe there's a stat that proves me wrong but from what my entire life watching football cold-weather teams at home in the playoffs is a bigger advantage especially when you're playing a dome team or a warm weather team matter of fact dorm teams until recently didn't really win Super Bowls I think that [ __ ] Saints might have been the first no the Colts I think the Colts I think what Peyton Manning in 2007 was the first dome team to ever win a Super Bowl it's just because they're not prepared for it's not you play in the [ __ ] indoors perfect conditions so like your draft you'll have like Peyton Manning's team back then was like a parrot out [ __ ] fast receivers don't really need a running attack because this is such a we're playing as fast as we want on the turf but then you get in the [ __ ] cold you can't throw the ball like you want to it's heavy it hurts you're not [ __ ] zipping it you got to have a running game you got to have a defense that's part of the reason these things matter in the playoffs so the Patriots they have great fans Boston webs their sports and it's cold weather and we're always gonna play some teams who aren't probably always gonna play some teams aren't really built for the cold weather let's go I wonder if we should make the dome illegal or mandatory because if playing in cold weather gives you that much of an advantage I think it's one of those things where it's like I mean you're putting your fans through a lot if they're in cold and they go whatever but like that's all it is it is let's say this I don't know and to me it adds to the fun oh I'm winning your choice see I'm with you on the entertainment value I'm with you on the phone etc but what if like being used to the cold and being you know accustomed to the cold and playing in the elements and all that kind of stuff gives you an advantage over your team that has nothing to do with your players but that's again we're not trying to make it fair we're trying to make it fun agree completely but if you're a lawmaker for the league or rule maker for the league you want to do fair right cuz but then it's hard cuz like Seattle Stadium is built to be as loud as possible so do you tell them hey chill that's not fair for other teams to come in a supercilious that's the question that like because it you have to let home-field advantage I know I know but that's so that's the question we're so that's the question that comes in like when you talk about certain sports like with baseball it's like that okay you're gonna decide how long right field is right and you know the Yankee Stadium especially old one that editorial is really short right-field so they would go after all these left-handed batters right right now you're gonna play 81 games at home right if you have a bunch of lefties that can hit there's a clear advantage right right but yet none of these stadiums have some kind of I don't know metric that I imagined they said they can't be shorter than 20 feet I don't know exactly what the right regulations yeah all I'm saying is how much home-field advantage can you give is the question and we don't look at weather as a version of it but it is and it's massive oh we do but I think it's like this is why you got to put stakes on the regular season - yeah so you got a want home-field advantage that makes every game that much more meaningful the Saints and Rams the race for the number1 seed in the NFC is about the fact that the Saints are way better at home than on the road not even irrespective of dome and gret all that you like they're much better home at a dome than a way at a dome right but home field gotta matter you got to make home-field worth something does that put stakes on the regular season you see what I'm saying up so the more home field means to a team the more the regular season games matter so home-field advantage should be as much of an advantage as possible I love it because we're again we're trying to make this entertaining I'm not trying to make this fair if it's fair we all play in the same [ __ ] City we set up 12 stadiums or just do domes and the city regulation of what I can be we're selling tickets and we're trying to make it fun and if you've got fans who are passionate yeah in the cold weather good on them cuz I'm not cheering a [ __ ] Lambeau Field or something nice about football in the elements baseball in the elements sucks oh yeah soccer and the elements sucks but football the brutality of it when it's snowing or raining and muddy laughs like I always hear footballs meant to be played in the snow and the coal is perfect football conditions nobody says perfect football conditions when it's 75 and sunny and no wind that's right that's golf yeah yeah yeah but football is is something about the [ __ ] it's such a battle of wills all sports are but football yes physically we are fighting the weather should also test release everything yeah add to it let's go yeah basketball is air conditioning it's whatever like I'm [ __ ] yeah football we are physically fighting every play I wonder if we should do like we should look that up like if teams in better weather end up doing shittier in cold-weather games I think in general like what if being a San Diego Chargers to your detriment I think I do think cold weather teams in the playoffs do better do better because typically if they get home-field that's and they play a warm weather team warm weather team almost always has trouble affect Patriots won that Super Bowl that game against New England was in Indianapolis if it was in Foxborough I don't think they'd win it was a comeback there were down like 21 6 or 21 3 or something that came back and was a great game but I think in New England I don't think that happens wouldn't be the same thing you guys first though like up north teams are gonna have a hard time adjusting playing anyway yeah dome teams handles better but it just seems like the cold weather teams tend to for whatever reason do better in the playoffs no but that is a good point you know I guess you could make the argument for for heat if it was like really hot and like playing in the [ __ ] Heat playing the heat is tough too it's tough oh no it's tough man but playoffs are in January but playoffs playoffs are in January so it's not going to be too hot in a matter where but that but that is a way to season more Brooke but but if you're like I mean Tampa in the beginning of the season it's got a [ __ ] smoking hot out there yeah that's a thing - I remember that you got all this gear you got this shiny ass helmet Cowboys were bad and Eagles beat the [ __ ] out of them but the first game of the year it was hot in Dallas they were playing Dallas they had all the players on the Eagles drinking pickle juice because like oh you're gonna sweat a lot pickle juice has a lot of salt in it you're gonna need that like your that's going on all year it's just playoffs are in the winter right so cold weather teams that's what the home feel that matters more I think man well look guys this has been another episode of flagrant - the most dynamic podcast on the planet we're leaving goes truly are thank you so much things competition wins damn the GA the same proposition definitely going down Wednesday we gonna be legit with it we're gonna go hard on it thank you so much for supporting what we do we got some very cool [ __ ] that's going to be coming up in the very new future go to be and Rachelle calm for shows make sure you check out our Casas tour dates he'll be posting it there Alex media congratulate Alex media and finally being proud of the job and coming out here into this this scary but fruitful you know this frightening but exciting world of entrepreneurship mm-hm build something and yeah let's [ __ ] go let's keep it tight it's been flavor to you

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Id: A02kHVo7c_g

Length: 167min 16sec (10036 seconds)

Published: Wed Dec 19 2018