Mark Has The WORST Luck

Oh what up toss boy pips estas boy 8's pony boy oh my sperm oh I'm a serious streamer oh I am a serious streamer that's why I stream on Facebook so don't challenge me oh did you get to meet Mark Zuckerberg oh god what am I seeing wait that's just a shoe floating in the air ooh I just saw the same image like tessellated across the screen I'm ready to [ __ ] throw hands wait you guys are there basketball hoops in here wait and there always been fast ketball hoops in here you can store your booths or you can throw infinite boots at the start like naked Norman Reedus kind of no Lannister oh I'm so glad you have jiggle physics that is exactly what it's game day thank you ray tracing of jiggle physics stop point I'm point he did it come on come on wait wait I'm stirring up some trouble it's such a that's such as inappropriately calm gestures like guys this room is safe the other rooms will kill you see this way see that come along that room there no come come this I'm going in this room okay all right should we explain it marker give it some kind of trouble in there no I'm fine man I just go boom it's real smoky in there that's really yeah you clear jewel are you cloud proud watch this keep keep running that helps that has to smoke out of your lungs is this the classic the classic vapor trick Oh kill yourself don't kids salute your dead body weight right page right click his dead body ha sport goodbye fallen soldier okay I'll take this well you throw a boot or you just gonna oh man you're going in there he's raw dogging it like oh my god okay I used to be able to I can't we'd go through this it's just a mine on the wall the work of the world but oh that's what that is I understand that you seem fine if I was gonna blow up the whole room I was just intrigued about what was going on in there you know red flashing light he was the type of person who went playing in traffic as a kid weren't you I survived so it became a pro hey how about that wait the landmine went off no no I was afraid to it okay we really got to just watch that whole situation oh there's a snatchers oh it's just a carnival game Bullock ghosts wait I found a room that revived to mark whoa Oh blend you hate to see it yeah Bob don't even look at it don't even look at it don't backs it back to that look at me guys oh there's a penny wise balloon gift gift get the gift oh yes dude absolutely get the gift ah that was not a gift yeah I am I may have known that was going to happen but oh you are oh dear I'm in here now you want to kill another person I really do I just picked up a shoe and I'm ready to live out my dream oh excuse me my scum front exits a new four oh heck yeah come come in the hole bro this room was really weird sir excuse me is he laughing I think I think we should go in here are you okay oh my god there are people living in here hey bud let's gang comedic way who's that throw my boot is that you yeah give me that Oh big ones you build this fire you build this fire big Savage stop drop and roll I can okay later gamers you guys want to do a bet this room yes you're wearing one face me okay well you have to not open one of the doors I guess nobody open any doors ceiling issues once our friend is dead I call dibs on Shu wait there was this you want an already dead person over here that you could a totes head but that's fine just took it over skeleton I wanted to make a new skeletiger I got moved you guys want to see some stuff ok what's your game which I will bet you one bandages it's called you don't PluralEyes one bandages ok ok ok ok everybody has to put something of value in the pot you got something about you I don't have anything I bet one of your boots throw one of your boots in there your boot but if I lose their all right everyone's in everyone's body you have to pick a door and you have to walk through it no questions asked survivor split the loot ok let's go I'll go this way I want this one you have to walk in right away no questions asked no I'm actually totally fine oh dear there's a guy inside mine who's dead now what is happening in yours I'm uh ok Rock Chalk arm this is all survived oh I get my boot back many what what are the what are the odds of that alright yeah it's pretty good it's really hoping that mark would die I found it ok your brother stay warm stay warm against us hi oh nice your brother Bob loves it hey yeah I'm coming I'm coming I'm what hang on but this guy has intestinal problems everybody coming in the hole I'll catch you drop fine Oh God oh my god are you glitched no both my head you were still just going sir oh that's not a good dad those are some nukes dude can I kill No oh jesus oh Jesus I threw a boot in and now something's happening that's a good thing everyone's still alive oh oh oh dad is a WoW room he was hitting it with it like a hope all those missiles are now doing a thing beautifully spotted ass off boy right here right you're tossed face right my spanked God your sauce hole oh thanks bro yikes big weight are you taller than me wait a minute mi ritmo weak order are you at all you're just weirding way to try and be taught Oh what is this eyeballs are in the center of the chest Madhu duh that's not how my visions my eyes are down here briefcase is trying to kill us with this Harry Potter room or something they don't know get in the room sort of muggle nonsense beetle things I don't think this is smart I got this I got this is that a crocodile yeah he's pretty chilled Oh an alligator actually but whatever okay you don't you don't even know what the difference between those is my bad you throw a boot already are we safe in this way well there goes there goes a boo oh jesus oh Jesus hi oh good it's all good yeah don't move don't let anything touch you okay I know I'm the least amount of help I can go I'm which it really saps you oh good check this other door on the other side just in case it's like a corner oh this is patches I wanna miss a lot of fans in here blowin me around ouch there's a briefcase tree if you don't have a lot of health that's really not what you want oh I circle back to another one of the rooms we're in already shiny that was very squishy don't go in that room oh god mark you were in a bad Oriol room look look look look look it's fine it's fine it's fine I'm just trying to make my way to make sure these don't contain the exit because it could be anywhere let me know how it is floors we have to go through five Bob you have in a way easier time than Americans right now yeah what you're talking about Oh literally there's not a thing in this room that even wants to hurt me that is straight god oh wait but look I by to revive you well you're gonna you're gonna give credit to I revived you it's look at this it says toss boy it was a ravine so I'm just gonna go with the fact that I'm famous all right oh there was a lot of I guess I'm trying to come your way there's a lot of books in this room don't sound so pissed off about it I guess I guess oh is that room say oh that's a dead room room is not scary that's I want you guys are on my for now right so I should just come to you yeah guys it's all pads Oh death becomes me please no sir please don't come this way wait are you are you dying he's beneath us I Oh God don't go there hey what's up where were you you found it you've run a revive room so I respond here and that is that you get to the new floor thanks guys Hey action right there okay this was a plan and we planned we were just letting you know we'll get you right back I'm not even looking there's fire coming oh don't kill me don't kill me don't get me I'm a nice boy with gamers oh it was gonna be safer than that hey this is good there's an extra shoe in there probably now yeah get that oh yeah okay it's all up somebody might have been polite of us to explain that to our friend who has never played oh yeah I had died with so many bandages on me because manages just a crush anyway oh oh that's not I want to do that well okay okay okay oh god no no no the final exit man man I would hate to be left behind she absolutely earned that and I got a green common Krait of my effort look how we're dancing now together that's pretty dope it's not let's not be too hard on each other or ourselves everybody we made it out I love you I I got a 253 in a blue uncommon crate how do you tie it out you get anything I am way better than you guys okay I got a yellow shirt which means exact number me I have to wear oh this is a ghastly shirt I hope somebody tells me in this one can you change the settings or something it wasn't in the late box thing oh you're you're the captain now mark you have to do it you're a steer the ship violence nightmare nightmare Oh God how bad could nightmare be guys throw boots get baskets that'll increase our look oh I just thought yeah no don't come I don't go just put a bunch up there and stack the boots in the hoop I'm still voting so I feel really left out of this that means good luck points oh hey guess who's game crashed guess what do you like my shirt do you like do you like my shirt that is the most [ __ ] ugly sure diverse generation to generation from my dad's God it should have stopped how many people peed on that shirt oh my pants guys sorry dude my pants logo you appear be wearing shoes which I'm pretty sure is against the rules oh I mean you're also wearing a like a tank top thing what I'm pretty sure you didn't unlock oh I'm sure that you just want to be going boobs flapping in the wind that's what you would want isn't it you forgot it god grab a shoe and let's go I'll turn the only walking I'm only walking on this playthrough let's go river of skulls has deemed you worthy I shall collect as it goes up because gravity is [ __ ] am i right yeah by the way it's on nightmare mode so yeah I don't know what that means but it doesn't seem good I think we'll take a lot of damage how would this kill you we've seen this it doesn't kill it makes two of us didn't have to boots and one of those seems to be a [ __ ] you're you're yeah I owes this room and there's not a CW who would say something like that more and more on Oh up from the group who found a room with nothing in it and who's dead already I am not dead smart we are but look at that perfect if I would have lost my boot and you then I would have been really upset because you're basically my third guys who is the greatest ever in the history of forever ah this guy I mean that would be Avenged Sevenfold Oh Frick you pushed me into it that's not a guy that's a band mr. Sevenfold would beg to differ douchebag oh oh oh oh this is interesting has so little to do such an odd insult but it cut so deep for some reason this the interesting thing happening here has so little to do with you then I take all my tapes oh good that's the kind of comedy I've been called say tickler in the past record to say that I found two rooms that have certainly nothing in them so I have to look at the Irish to keep with me I you broke up halfway through there but I I all I heard was something about rooms and luck to the Irish I believe you yeah yeah I'll show you luck of the Irish guys do not hear that happening right over it and it was like listen Bob we all know what a mines on my ear oh my goodness oh no mark you oh god how do we know that this is a death room here this is open it's fine it's a pit of water thing sliver let me I really did I really didn't need to throw my shoe in there at all that was a mistake thank you that's not a good room okay okay okay okay wait final exit what ah I found the exit twice now I told you to stick with me oh my god where's Bob guys guys dance party guys Pete I want to be part of the party over here oh yeah yeah okay this is the five times pyramid on nightmare with no mini-map and no revival oh yeah we have to there's no mini-map all right we're in a corner we're in a corner okay get you sure yes yeah I know I know how to times damage that's probably gonna kill us all radius 2 times damage yeah two times it goes 2 times order here we're gonna keep throwing your shoes ok mark wants you me shoe - I sure so I do I shoot three I thought you my shoes you I thought you said this is a nightmare oh maybe this guy doesn't even know how to light a fire look at this idiot why is he sitting there I used trying to like he's you know what those are fake alligators those are yeah they're fake yeah show moves boss hey you guys want to see how to beat the alligators yeah I do got them oh yeah that's the trick that's the boot trick it's a little trick I learned the other day okay this ain't this a cool this big safe you're black they say guys come on can I ask you some question guys when you doing there guys I like how Mark's body is slowly sinking oh yeah just way further down is that I get home yes you should get the bandages wait bro bro listen though for real says ghosts are supposed to be scary okay okay yeah well so you turn to me what you've got mark yeah and get the get the pitch shifter knob and like just jam on it back and forth and you can pitch you can actively pitch shift it I hate everything that's happening [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: jacksepticeye

Views: 2,176,025

Rating: 4.9695072 out of 5

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Id: vj_HMbYhvss

Length: 24min 23sec (1463 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 11 2019