The Price Is Right Celebrity Edition - SNL

♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> WELCOME BACK TO THE PRICE IS RIGHT. THE FAVORITE SHOW OF PEOPLE WHO ARE IN BETWEEN JOBS. HANG IN THERE. I'M YOUR HOST, DREW CAREY. IT'S CELEBRITY WEEK. HOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST STARS ARE PLAYING ALONGSIDE CONTESTANTS FROM OUR STOODIO AUDIENCE. STARTING WITH LITTLE WAYNE AND RAMAL. >> BITCHES LOVE LIL' WEEZY AND LIL' WEEZY LOVES MOOLAH, BABY. >> AND RAMAL JOHNSON ALSO LOVES MOOLAH. >> TILDA SWINTON AND MARSHA. >> I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THE PRICE IS RIGHT SINCE I WAS A LITTLE GIRL GROWING UP ON THE PLANET KRYPTON. >> YEAH I'M GOING TO NEED A NEW FAMOUS PERSON. >> NO TRADESIES. >> NEXT UP, FROM THE NEW "THOR" MOVIE CHRIS HEMSWORTH AND AMANDA. >> G'DAY, I AM CHRIS. I WALKED HERE. I LIKE TO WALK, YEAH? GET THE BLOOD PUMPING. BACK HOME USED TO WALK MUMUMALOO, UP TO KUTUMBA, OVER THE HOXBURY RIVER. AND THAT WAS ALL BEFORE I HAD ME MORNING SALMON. FIRST QUESTION, YES. >> YOU ARE REALLY CUTE. >> I'M SORRY, LOVE. I'M MARRIED. >> DO YOU HAVE A BROTHER? >> AND BERNIE SANDERS AND DEREK. >> THANK YOU. IT'S GOOD TO BE HERE. [ APPLAUSE ] I JUST WANT TO SAY, THIS SHOW IS A TRAVESTY. CONSUMERISM DISGUISED AS ENTERTAINMENT. THAT BEING SAID, I DO NEED A NEW DINETTE SET. >> ARE YOU OKAY? >> BETTER THAN EVER. WE ARE GOING THE WIN THIS THING THE BERNIE WAY. WHICH MEANS IF I LOSE, I'LL BRING EVERYONE ELSE DOWN WITH ME. >> WOO, BERNIE IS BACK. >> AND THE WINNER OF THIS ROUND WILL JOIN ARIANA GRANDE AND THE LEGENDARY TONY BENNETT WHO ARE STANDING BY AT THE WHEEL. >> I'M EXCITED TO SPIN THAT WHEEL WITH YOU TONY? >> WHAT? >> WE'RE GOING TO SPIN THE WHEEL. >> YEAH, MY GRANDFATHER WORKED IN STEEL, TOO. >> NO, THE WHEEL. >> WHEEL. THAT'S RIGHT. JUST LIKE THE TINY LITTLE WHEELS OF CHEESE YOU EAT. BECAUSE YOU'RE A MOUSE. SPEAKING OF WHEELS, ARE YOUR INTESTINES SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL? IF SO, REACH FOR SOME IMODIUM AD. THE AD STANDS FOR ANTI-DUMP. GIVE IT A CHANCE BEFORE YOU FILL YOUR PANTS. REACH FOR IMODIUM AD. IT WILL KEEP YOUR COLON TIGHTER THAN A SCOTSMAN'S COIN PURSE. BACK TO YOU, BOB BARKER. >> IT'S DREW. IT'S BEEN DREW FOR TEN YEARS. ALL RIGHT. NOW, LET'S START THE BIDDING ON A SAMSUNG HIGH EFFICIENCY WASHING MACHINE. OUR GUEST ANNOUNCER SOFIA VERGARA WILL EXPLAIN THE FEATURES. >> YES, THANK YOU DREW. THIS APPLIANCE, A BIG CAPACITY AND FAST SPIN. LIKE A CAT IN A TORNADO. I LOVE THE IMAGE I CREATE WITH MY OWN WORDS. >> THANK YOU SOFIA. AND WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU HERE TO PROMOTE? >> PEPSI! >> WAYNE AND RAMAL, YOUR BID. >> OH, MAN, I COULD REALLY USE A NEW WASHING MACHINE. >> WE BID $92,000. >> WAIT. THAT'S A LITTLE HIGH. >> I'M A LITTLE HIGH. HERE. HAVE SOME. IT'S BASICALLY POISON. >> DAMN! $92,000. >> $92,000 ON THE BOARD. TILDA AND MARSHA, YOUR BID. >> OH I'M ALL RIGHT. I DON'T NEED ANOTHER TINY SPACESHIP, MINE IS WORKING FINE. >> WHAT IS THIS LITTLE DUTCH BOY TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS A WASHING MACHINE. >> A WASHING MACHINE. I BID DAVID BOWIE'S SOUL, WINK WINK. I HAVE IT. >> SOMEBODY CALL 911. THERE IS A PISTACHIO LOOSE FROM THE NUT HOUSE. >> LET'S PUT DAVID BOWIE'S SOUL ON THE BOARD. NEXT WE HAVE CHRIS AND AMANDA. WHAT'S YOUR BID? >> I WOULD LIKE TO PHONE A FRIEND, MATE. >> AS I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU MULTIPLE TIMES BACK STAGE THAT'S NOT A THING YOU CAN DO ON THIS SHOW. >> I ALREADY DID. MY BROTHER, LIAM. >> I RAN HERE AS SOON AS YOU CALLED, MADE. >> HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK THE WASHER COSTS? >> WELL, IN THE OUTBACK MATE, WE DON'T REALLY USE MONEY. WE RELY ON A COMPLEX BARTERING SYSTEM. >> OH, NO. THAT AIN'T GOOD. >> I BID 150 CROCODILE TEETH. >> I LOVE IT. >> PUT THAT ON THE BOARD IF YOU CAN. ALL RIGHT. AND FINALLY, DEREK AND BERNIE. >> I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK, DREW. >> ALREADY A BAD START. >> THE REAL PROBLEM IN THIS COUNTRY IS AMERICAN CONSUMERISM. WHO NEEDS A WASHER? WHEN I NEED TO WASH THE ONE SUIT I OWN, I JUST WAIT UNTIL IT RAINS. I STAND OUTSIDE FOR 15 MINUTES. AND THEN I JOG BEHIND A BUS UNTIL THE EXHAUST DRIES ME OFF. >> OKAY. COOL. BUT I NEED THIS MONEY. >> OH, YOU NEED MONEY. I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO GET MONEY. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO. WHEN YOU GO TO A GAS STATION YOU SEE THE TAKE A PENNY LEAVE A PENNY, YOU ALWAYS TAKE A PENNY. THAT'S HOW I BOUGHT MY FIRST HOUSE. OUR BID IS EIGHT CENTS, DREW. AND THAT'S A GENEROUS PRICE. >> THE ACTUAL PRICE IS $600. BERNIE AND DEREK, YOU ARE THE ONLY TEAM THAT DIDN'T OVERBID OR BID IN NON-CURRENCY. SO YOU ARE OUR WINNER. WHEN WE COME BACK YOU WILL HAVE A CHANCE TO PLAY PLINKO. SOFIA, TELL THEM HOW IT WORKS. >> IS PLINKO! >> THANKS SOFIA. I LOVE THE WAY SHE MOVES. >> SPEAKING OF MOVES, ARE YOUR PIPES CLOGGED UP WORSE THAN A PORTA POTTY AT LOLLAPALOOZA? >> PLEASE DON'T DO THIS. >> THEN REACH FOR DULCOLAX. YOU DROP ONE OF THESE PLINKO CHIPS INTO YOUR TUM TUM AND MINUTES LATER YOUR SPHINCTER STARTS PAYING OUT LIKE A SLOT MACHINE. WE ARE TALKING THE LOOSEST SLOTS IN CARSON CITY. >> WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> DULCOLAX. WE'LL BLOW UP YOUR HOLE. >> WITH MORE OF THE PRICE IS RIGHT. ♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

Channel: Saturday Night Live

Views: 12,027,520

Rating: 4.8311172 out of 5

Keywords: SNL, Saturday Night Live, SNL Season 43, Episode 1729, Larry David, The Price Is Right, Beck Bennett, Drew Carey, Lil Wayne, Chris Redd, Kenan Thompson, Kate McKinnon, Tilda Swinton, Leslie Jones, Chris Hemsworth, Alex Moffat, Miley Cyrus, Bernie Sanders, Pete Davidson, Alec Baldwin, Tony Bennett, Ariana Grande, Melissa Villasenor, Sofia Vergara, Cecily Strong, Liam Hemsworth, live, new york, comedy, sketch, funny, hilarious, late night, host, music, guest, laugh, impersonation

Id: wkG_8BrAROM

Length: 6min 21sec (381 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 04 2017

Reddit Comments

[u/semaphore-1842]

Holy shit! Can't believe they actually said that! Wow.

The tide must be truly turning against Bernie and his destructiveness.

[u/[deleted]]

The Berners are so angry in the comment section 😂😈

[u/itsnotnews92]

This is incredible to even see this being acknowledged. Amazing how the BernOuts still refuse to acknowledge the role their ideological purism and childish antics played in Trump's win.

[u/[deleted]]

Love it!

[u/airoderinde]

His bid should have been 27 dollars.

[u/jigielnik]

Glad to hear people laugh at this in the audience. It suggests the tide is turning.

[u/DownWthisSortOfThing]

Another one:

Bernie: "I'll tell you what I think" Derrick: "Already a bad start"

Awesome.