Facepalm is Facepalm now - #95[REDDIT REVIEW] /r/facepalm

hit me with the best face pumpkin oh that sounded like a hurt it did they're bleeding oh god today we're checking out the most epic face palms that's right a reddit video i haven't done those yeah let's go bring it in you should start you read it what is happening with my camera ah [ __ ] look like a meteor flew by it's a ghost i think i have iso on auto hold up i can't have that the auto iso oh my what kind of loser you don't manual it up too though even though my color is always off now because we record at night for me oh please it's too dark but i can't i don't want to i don't want to go up again just turn it all the way up like you did that one time come home to newly laid concrete driveway i did not order a concrete driveway nor any type of driveway the person that laid it came back to see if i was happy with the job and i realized it was a wrong address now i got a free concrete driveway how is that a face bomb that's a face wind let's go concrete driveway that actually looks good he did a good job my eyes always make god damn it how is your iso messed up i don't understand like what have you changed why have you need to change anything i use it as a photo camera as well okay that's no no no wrong already you got to get two cameras okay one sits at the desk it never moves so you never have to deal with any of these problems all right all right sorry i'm not rich okay you can just use your phone you know freaking phones on cameras or cameras on phone they can speak you got me so bothered i'm sorry i'd like to take your nice photos okay and i like that camera so i will use it but i bought a clip in thing so i can take it off and on easily but yes sometimes i forget to change back to settings i'm so sorry ken why are we fighting you don't have to cover for marzia okay i know that she's like get your good camera no no no she prefers her camera i want to take it with my camera because i know how to use that one does margie tell you that you take horrible pictures cause mary tells me that i take hardware well you probably do take hover before this excuse me i take horrible photos and i still get told i take bad pictures so how to easy i feel it's really encouraging when you're trying your best at something and then it's like this is trash yeah you gotta get the angle you're like getting down like yeah this could be real good turn the camera that's the big face palm right there she's like oh why are you so bad at this with his handmade keychains that go for five dollars each this eight-year-old boy raised four thousand fifteen to erase the lunch dab of students from his school and six others eight-year-old does months of manual labor so his friends who her children can afford to eat without going into debt yeah all right good is that all it takes for people to stop complaining about poor kids being hungry great let's make more girls my family was real poor i got to eat for free you know i just i gave him like my number i have a lunch number they have to pay for nothing so what wait sorry i'm say that again you what so all they got to do is just tell the school that they're poor and they can eat for free that's easy easy see i have a privilege uh kid problem which is way worse than when you had to go through ken i went to a fantasy school and all my rich friends were like we look at the menu of the food and they're like i don't want to eat that let's go and go to a restaurant and me being poor and not having money at the privilege school i was like you were allowed to leave the school together yes yes yes and people did it all the time and i'm like i don't can't really afford this but i also don't want to sit i also don't want to sit alone i also don't want to sit alone in the cafeteria like a loser my school had a razor wire around the fence so you couldn't escape we were able to leave our school in like super early grade i don't know why it was weird for me too i was like damn we can just guys we could just leave that's crazy bro this is not face palm i want a face pump oh what about this imagine hating england imagine hating england there's no country in the world more beautiful oh well some would disagree but okay okay i i already see a problem with this there's a blue sky in two of these images that does not happen well the guy down here at the bottom says i feel like when people say i hate england they're not referring to the plants and cows [Laughter] yeah but the cows kill people okay remember you always tell me that oh you got to google okay show me the show with the 80 people 80 people never people don't talk about it trampolining is a serious issue okay and there's nothing to joke about look at look at the cows sitting there waiting for the next victim this guy was attacked by a cow was he yeah looks like he just scratched the mosquito bite too hard what the heck hey i'll show chat here brighton seafront scaffolding that's beautiful actually let's get folding scaffolding it's all scaffolding everywhere you can't even enjoy the that's that gear he's cute you can't even enjoy anything because all the buildings are like 6 000 years old and always dying whenever whenever you flew us in for your wedding and we went and walked around and saw everything we went to see like big ben and everything it was the scaffolding the [ __ ] ladies this definitely gabriel is so loud they're doing it neighbors here they were like one month ago stop it with a [ __ ] scaffolding please it takes forever to put up you know they gotta leave it there they gotta leave it and they never do anything one dude sits there like oh yeah scrape some brick a little bit yeah if i if i was leader england which i will be one day mark my word i will say hey you put up scaffolding you got x amount of time to d do your [ __ ] job and then it's gotta go it's gotta go you can't just keep make it there or or and if you extend that period you get a tax i don't give a [ __ ] i hate taxes but i hate scaffolding more i feel like you'll have to do like disneyland you will have to do like disneyland and make a pretty image in the front so i don't have to see your stupid stuff like just put a picture over it like it's true roll it out yes that's bad i feel like this is like barrels all over again it's not barrels anymore it's scaffolding i told my parents about it scaffolding what is that they don't even know they don't even know i don't have it in in sweden it doesn't exist no we eradicated the problem the promised land it's not like we don't have any buildings in sweden we're old to england stopping that's a major face problem right there anyway moving on we looked at about two of them so far kim oh my god is every one of these political what politics protests all right here we go home inspection yes all right let's go [Applause] quality beautiful transition wow they did it so well i would i bet you that shakes every toilet seat shakes oh okay it was a whole toilet looking towel rack but they just wow good job whole bunch of silver bro this looks like i did it why they put silicon in there to fill the gap what they could have just put in like a white silicone right would it look decent they didn't even fill the gap i could just like screw the wall like it's supposed to be on there i don't know all right all right i like it good looking shower stall but i don't think i've ever seen that wow personal favorites whenever they installed part of the nice crack oh they didn't take out the tape okay unless this is actually the exterior of the home we can literally see behind the bridge what is that see the type vapor barrier we have a giant void all the way up where the stone veneer meets the brick wait i don't get that one what was that like the the gap that he's talking about between the brick oh they're not attached is that it okay or the stone veneers this is quality man diy american houses [ __ ] porch nice warped yeah what the hell if you run out of con screws you can just use putty to attach a spigot to the exterior nice looks like the superintendent just decided to allow the guys to throw their trash under the deck you should also not use a wood pallet to support a water heater oh my god they keep doing that my god we have a damaged window and instead of actually just replacing nice trim nice caulk yeah i don't know if you can see it from here but the hardwood and tile in this area are not perfectly flush it's about a half inch above the hardwood and on the sides and the corners it's about a quarter of an inch coming into the garage as far as the handrail is concerned it's also sticking out it's really awkward my favorite part they didn't even bother connecting the motor holy 500 000 half a million wow half a million congratulations holy crap i feel like this is way more common than just this this is not just like a one-time thing really yeah well i mean i don't know it's it's new to me but okay maybe this is a brand new house but like issues seems to appear so quickly on like newly built houses the only new houses i've ever like really dealt with like growing up is like the houses that my dad built or like oversaw and he was like cut throat with like people messing up he was like fire everybody and then he complains about never having any help so so that's that's that's nuts that someone built an entire house and that has that many problems i i uh okay rich people complaining rich people complain i don't care i also have problems thank you all right listen i bought the house and i as part of the deal i asked okay install the new game because that one is crappy and i want it to be electric they're like fine we'll do that it's been in repair since we got it like it's never even worked and then i asked them like okay this is not okay you need to send the guy who did it back they're like yeah we're trying to reach them but we just can't like no they don't want it look are you kidding me i think i think she's mad at me because their son or someone wanted like a free signature or some [ __ ] and i forgot about it i've totally got about it yeah but then i actually got like a big gift to them and i wrote them like i have it didn't reply well they must not really want it to begin with them you know what they need to teach you in school is that people are emotional [ __ ] and they will not do their job like babies housing annoying anyway because once they sell it to you and it's signed over yeah they're like not in japan whatever my house in japan they're like oh we fixed everything five years five years forever we come problem fix it japan pass too bad you'll never get there exactly my five years is running low and then when you do get there they'll be scaffolding outside to be fair they did an expectation while i they didn't even tell me about it they're like yeah they set it up with the whatever they did it and they fixed a bunch of problems and i'm like that's amazing i love you and i have problems when no one's living in it that was uh one of the wells had broken outside my house they had a crack in there that was it they're like we'll fix this for you being nice yeah very nice you're anything good on this entire reddit no did you just do like top of all time no this year that was a terrible year yeah it's been a bad year face palm is making me face bum i think it's hidden it's not actually face palm it's facebook because this is like this facebook post this is some facebook post yeah you're right yeah yo only in miami an advertisement at the beach on the board telling you how to buy dunkin donuts i love that i don't have a problem with that buy food freaking america the problem is if they make noises that then we got a problem oh yeah yeah yeah [Applause] is your ad still in canada or whatever for g fuel yeah they need to put that on the boat yeah how much did that boat cause come on oh i think i heard i've heard about this he didn't open the door he wanted someone to open the door for him [Laughter] what a loser what do you think it's mark zuckerberg what do you think open a freaking door dude let's be the devil's advocate for mark zuckerberg here how do you defend this maybe he told him i strain my wrist i can't open my door he saw that video with like the giant spotter crawls out from under the door handle and he's like i'm mark zuckerberg a lot of people are depending on me being healthy so obviously i can't put myself at risk i just got my nails done i ain't touching it okay that one that one works my president donald trump lives here it's not the white house do people not know that even i knew that what is that called the lincoln center or something i actually don't even remember i don't know what it's called i just know it's not the white house i don't live in america anymore so you know whatever i forgot everything oh the knowledge just draining out over here now you think i'm shrimping bobby mate it's all yeah so you talk about man they don't even say put shrimp on the barbie because they eat prawns yes they do they don't eat shrimp they eat shrimpies that's how you speak in australia i have to listen to everyone i'm going through your swedish all right you're it's called shrimp okay because i say it listen and i'm sorry for being so offensive that i went sweet a chef on you sorry i interrupted you what were you saying no i was i was apologizing that i went sweet of chef when you back there because i remember it was like eight years ago i was like so have you ever seen sesame street and you're like yeah do you know about the swedish chef yeah i know about him it's racist my bad dude oh man does anybody else make that joke to you everyone everyone how dare they uh banasa uses the what about the metric system but america's been to the moon oh that's so cool congrats what was that like uh 40 years ago about 50 years ago i don't even know it was longer than that okay around 50 years ago congrats i also my achievement from 50 years ago i always brag about this well i have a on my phone my calculator it has a conversion thing for me and i use it all the time because i'm like yeah i need uh i need a piece of wood i need like a two by four two inches by four inches and uh yeah like millimeters or something like that i don't know it's crazy man i gotta say when in construction terms that whatever america uses makes more sense like you don't need centimeters it's just annoying you never get it right anyway it's like yeah that's uh that's 18 feet and one-fourth inches or yeah 1 16 you know all that the problem is really uk that uses everything they got all of it they just like oh so uh a stone okay fahrenheit i will never understand that it's just illegal fahrenheit yeah well 32 degrees is you know anything below that's freezing and uh i don't know boiling is 200 something 212 or something like that but then celsius is like below zero is freezing above 100 is boiling it's like wow that's easy okay now i got to set my air conditioner on the wall like 22 degrees celsius or something and i don't know i'll get confused that's when i get my my little phone out so you're like sales is right i do because it makes more sense it makes more sense that's interesting did you know do you know who invented celsius can sweden [ __ ] sweden invented pewdiepie they've made celsius they invented it i don't know it's zip zipper first zipper branch they when they've been ranch uh well the adjustable wrench sorry oh ranch yeah not randomly stressing oh my god it rains i'm going to sweden what the [ __ ] why is it all political what happened to reddit the facepalm was that entire freaking reddit subreddit oh my god oh my god okay wait kid destroys printer for tick tock in front of his parents [Music] stop man i didn't do it it wasn't me this seems like tick tock his parents are pretty young i thought it was his brother uh yeah yeah what do you do when your kids get tick tock and they start doing this game [Laughter] oh god what are my kids going to do when they get older uh they'll be great because they have great pain i mean their dad's the greatest youtuber of all time obviously so they got big shoes to fill yeah what do they get oh no to be fair printers are pretty cheap so incorporates the ink that really costs money so i see this as a social commentary really more than anything the one time a year that you need to print something out right one time a year the whole reason you bought the printer doesn't work yeah and you got to spend about 80 bucks to get another freaking it should be illegal why don't everyone fix this it's the same with light bulbs did you know they all went together and made it so that light bulbs are [ __ ] they solved light bulb breaking i feel like a lot of technologies like that i feel like the internet's like that the internet could be great but it's like you know we'll just if we keep the we keep it low we have to charge it more for like average speeds is that internet we're getting censored right never having to pay for texts can't hear you you can't hear me now i hear you do you remember how to pay for text messages what the [ __ ] was that all about exactly yes oh yeah and you gotta pay for data now with your internet in some place i don't think it's like they just charge for what they're able to but then eventually someone goes why are we charging for that let's give it away for free and then everything changes yes let's do that with the ink please do you know it cost more than human blood i don't know if that's true but i heard that i heard that ink for the printer costs more than human play i need to start using human blood for my printer i guess you might as well what is so hard i'm out of being all right feel that what do we do i mean we've got like 15 minutes of a video so far oh dang you hear that what was that ken or it must be the it must be the printer gods they're angry lightning striking it's raining really hard that was so loud made me jump like a compressed version of it it sounded weird oh my internet's probably crapping out because the ain't gods i'm scared you have to respect other people's opinions their opinion yeah that seems about right [Laughter] it took me a second because i'm here i'm terrible at math but uh it's literally six it's six y'all smoking it's literally six but okay it's six y'all don't understand how ex exponents work i feel like i'm being gaslit what the [ __ ] it's not six it's nine is it though oh my god yeah it's basically three times three it's three squared bro yeah i mean it's just it's 32 obviously someone just they ran they messed up the font and norway is the happiest country in the world no that's a face palm oh cringe you know i keep up with stocks right yeah and uh you know opera right norway mm-hmm yeah and i think when the video came out of you talking about that you know you realize that they make it you made it their stock went down that is not correlated there's no way you you you were crashing the market over there if you notice i don't know people at home probably don't notice that we're using like firefox or something right now [Laughter] good nor bad cop no donut don't die yet we need to do all county schools shoot vehicle 1039-1039 jso 36 miles per hour and a 15 mile per hour zone 15 miles per hour that's way too slow i don't care i don't care if there's a children oh my here we go i ain't driving 15 for anyone i i got places to go shoot if this was you driving right now you'd be going you know who knows how fast and you'd see the family parking and you just have to like stir slot sideways into it flipping the birds they'll be like oh my god this pewdiepie could have a picture he's like no you throw them dog food or whatever it is oh my god i'm joking by the way back up 36 miles per hour and a 15 mile per hour zone he did actually i saw that he did actually all right i don't want to cause an accident i'm in i'm on the sidewalk dude you're busting man [Laughter] you could get off the road like he didn't pause he did he didn't slow down right before look slowed right there oh it glitched so i guess he slept he slowed down after he passed the guy yeah he did what's that guy doing hey yeah he did right this is karen all right now the tick tock here we go oh here she comes oh you did that to the front of my [ __ ] car oh yeah that's my new car usually [Music] [Laughter] remember what happened remember oh my god oh yeah okay that's cool uh probably move the car from thing and i'll call the cops for you yeah she just left it in the middle of the road too nice one how are these people made there's so many of them in america all right here we go is it the gas station oh there we go oh he has a nice car too oh you're nice that's a shame how could you do that to the front of my vehicle remember when you did that my god i need a dash cam just for people like this i feel like it's like self-incriminating evidence if you get a dash cam why but i don't even make me tell stories about your driving again okay my driving perfect i'm super safe the dash cam would just be you yelling at people because i want them to do better ken i i asked jack what he thought of my driving and he said you're decent does jack even have a driver's license i was like decent that's it can he even drive i don't know i don't think so i think he can obviously he knows what he's talking about right oh he doesn't like to drive yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah probably scarred after running around with you and never wants to ah all right i'm surprised honestly i'm an excellent driver okay i've been in one accident and in retrospect it wasn't my fault when did they mess up the front of your car by you rear-ending him i may yeah yeah yeah all right she came up way too fast dude she was way too fast but i totally got something we came way too fast i did a right turn i look left and i look right and i look left again i drive out she like hits the front of my car she hit the front of my car literally like this poor woman here in this video that we just saw right because there was a hill and i you know come fast her fault she should not be going that fast how could she how dare she not know who you are oh my god anyway facepalm uh check out subscribe more videos epic hit the bell button epic and uh check out ken epic facebook

Channel: PewDiePie

Views: 3,780,005

Keywords: pewdiepie, pewds, pewdie

Id: d7s4R-SFckM

Length: 26min 53sec (1613 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 01 2021