Everybody HATES Jim - The Office US

do you think that'll ever be us no what is wrong with you why did you even bring me here tonight I don't know let's break up whoa what okay so Dwight in your own words someone replaced all my pens and pencils with crayons I suspect Jim Halpert hold on one second [Music] oh excuse me you sir no thank you I never let anyone walk behind me seven out of 10 attacks are from the rear okay well that still leaves a 30 chance that I'll Attack you from the front yeah but it'll be easier to stop I can always block the blow or I can counter it with it remember guys I just got a message from my landlord apparently my apartment flooded something with the sprinkler no Pam we should probably get going and see the damage oh okay okay you don't need two of you to do that that's true um dinner sounded delicious Pam see at home thank you so much I think you need to confess the fact yep what are you doing what those are my keys good luck Jim damn it no Jim let me out Kim let the light gray amongst them was a man tall Slim Jim hey Dwight damn it Jim you cannot throw snowballs in here well it's not a snowball because it's only a dusting right everyone has called me Dwayne all day I think Jim Halpert paid them to yes five bucks each and it was totally worth it I was in Los Angeles last year Jim tricked me into thinking I'd want to walk on part on NCIS but that's not important and now Michael the magic will attempt to escape from extreme bondage are you inviting me to the fire and things Club Angeles ashes top of the morning to it Frankie's prose is finer than Apostle gold say aye okay did you get it out of your system no I mean I really liked it that was a fun read fun really yeah what was fun about it for you so the death of the twins no that wasn't fun did you even read it of course I read it how does it end it was the main character Angela no that ashes this morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer and Jim Halpert tried to convince me I committed murder I can't believe they let someone like you serve on a jury that's me question the whole judicial system I did get called into jury duty and they released me around noon so didn't think it was worth it to come back to work for a half day and then the next morning Pam was a little overwhelmed with the kids so I took an extra day to help out and then three other days happen I was actually a pretty boring case that could be boring you were there for five days titillate us yeah you owe us I had to stay until six twice to cover for you my wife got to the TV first had to sit through damn Rizzoli and Dan miles yeah my car got smashed visiting one of your clients and I had to have it detailed and they took my meter change seriously we're gonna sit in the back uh yeah that's the safest part of a car in the event of a crash driver always protects his side first Jim Halpert said there was an abandoned infant in the woman's room when I went to save the child I saw Meredith on the can why do you keep bringing that Garden Party book I mean how hard are finger sandwiches and tea there's so much more to it than that I've been wanting Schrute Farms to break into the high-end event hosting industry for some time and this party is a great opportunity plus I've got a secret weapon only one copy in the world and some sucker on the internet sold it to me for two dollars laughs I'm actually really disappointed in how poorly my book is doing only sold one copy did they come on did you see that see what wait let's go there Oscar yes you're right to stop it thank you eject it it came you let Michael fall in Play It Again oh he purposefully leaned away and let you fall I think when I started to see you go in I think I just froze I don't think you froze this morning I knocked myself in the head with the phone that actually took a while I had to put more and more nickels into his handset until he got used to the weight and then I just took them all out you know what instead of a game why don't we do an exhibition love to see that dunk ears okay Jimmy this is for you to show you that anything is possible fantastic all right yep it's also for the troops Doctor Is In we are splitting a sublet on a place near Philly just a couple of grown sexy ass roommates and as much as I miss paying the kids it's uh kind of nice to live the bachelor life again you know let your hair down Jim was nice enough to give me his bedroom I'm couching it which usually means they're closed all over the living room and this dude labels this food he's the clean one I'm the messy one how much fun is this I broke up with Karen after the job interview it was a little awkward when she came back from the city she told me very clearly that just because we were broken up didn't mean that she was going anywhere because she would work really hard for her career but the next day her desk was empty and as for me and my current romantic life I uh I'm single now I'm looking and Sunday I'm thinking of going to that Flea Market at the drive-in well that sounds fun I'm mountain biking on Sunday and uh Montage Mountain cool yeah well have fun with that by the end of the day my desk was about two feet closer to The copier yeah I just moved it an inch every time I went to the bathroom and that's how I spent my entire day that day and I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them here's a little news flash it's not funny in fact it's pretty freaking unfunny [Applause] oh my God that's half inch drywall I think we broke his brain it's not freaking funny good morning Pam oh welcome back Andy Drew I'm Drew now morning Jim hey Andy how are you man good Drew what's that you can call me Drew no I'm not gonna call you that apparently as soon as Corbett found out I wanted to come in off the road Joe offered me a cushy new job in Tallahassee and here's the best part I'm a huge alligator nerd I can name you every genus every subspecies also I'm a huge boob nerd check it out and have a free butter beer on us to keep the receipt and we'll get you back what are you doing all right very important client and uh be sure to bring those swimming trunks bye now bye I cannot believe this you're sending Packer to Florida why you can get it from my desk okay I'm sorry about your friend no he's an ass Jim what's up buddy this is not funny why is my stuff in here wow that's weird oh dollar per stapler that's pretty good yeah well I'm not paying for my own stuff my wallet um oh there it is J1 there's a big investment lunch today so I decided to skip the costume unless he has a secret costume that he told everyone about except for me getting a lot of mileage out of this all right we'll get used to it bud oh man it was great they were great did you end up investing I did yeah how much uh yeah my man I guess it was about 10 about ten ten there's the full 10. wow yeah wow yeah well it's a good thing we talked about it though because we had to yeah yeah every time I typed my name it said diapers a simple macro these actually don't sound that funny one after another but he does deserve it though [Music]

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Length: 10min 2sec (602 seconds)

Published: Sat Feb 04 2023