Ryan Howard being a complete failure for 14 minutes straight - The Office US

D mlin this is Ryan oh hi David long time no talk through the temp agency actually I get that I I I know that David David you don't have to yell David can can I just let let me just tell okay h no I okay right please hold he just made the list I don't think you're a very good person and forgive me but I feel like I've said this to you before I don't like you very much well a lot of people would say that I'm a better match for Kelly than Ravi is oh come on Ryan really rav's way better for Kelly yeah man you're insane right now ravi's the whole package I've never met Ravi personally but I'm gonna go ahead and say just having knowing knew a short while Brian that I prefer Ravi and again I've never even met the guy hey uh where you decide to take Karen tonight Anna Maria what's the occasion six-month anniversary what nothing I think uh we all kind of thought you guys were just like hooking up no we've been dating for six months uh she might mention an email that I wrote a while back um oh right I remember that one she read it to me she said she's not really ready to date somebody in the office but she really likes he was a friend I figured it's cool I don't I wouldn't want to be in an office relationship anyway how's my favorite Branch doing all right Ronnie was BL things were an all-time sad here but then I got an email from Ryan that he was coming back to town and I called the temp agency and I told them I will pay you any amount just give me Ryan Howard give him to me I want him I need him can't put a price t on friendship and if you could it would be $22.50 an hour and you got a goatee I did did you get that after you helped me move and you saw mine yes go t fire duh guy Hey Kevin that's really funny it's great to see you Kevin you too I'm keeping a list of everyone who wrongs me so when I'm back on top they'll be sorry Kevin just made the list Jim want to apologize for how I treated you last year I lost sight of myself and now that I've quit the rat race I realized there's so much more to life than being the youngest VP in the company's history I've even started um volunteering giving back to the community that's great you're talking about your court ordered community service I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean but he did right all right all right hey guys what's happening how's my favorite Branch doing hey wake up let's have some fun we're in Florida now hey you I'm so glad this is happening actually came to your door twice last night come on in the water's fine oh not cool so it plays on the infinity thing without being obvious you know definely um I'd love to do like a color version just bring a little color I like it a lot it's clear and subtle at the same time it's really good you have a real talent for this stuff thanks I'd love to talk to you about it more that'd be great do you want to go out to dinner tonight oh is it want something nice no what um I just I'm I just wanted to have dinner I'm uh I'm I'm dating Jim you're kidding we're together that's great I that's awesome yeah um great so let me um yeah let me look at these okay great Co great I guess you can't get any girl he wants Stanley Hudson Julius how's it going great great great great great Stanley so good to see you too I'd like you fellas to meet Ryan Howard hi yeah I'm going to let Ryan do a little pitch for you while I do my cross word puzzle right um hi hi hi hello Ryan hi what do you have for us oh you just said you sounded like my niece and she's six months old so funny why is Daryl here he works in the warehouse I invited him it's not a party Daryl back downstairs is an information you need this information here yeah you're right I don't need this okay hey come on um see you later tonight I got plans later okay bye honey you know what I think you're attractive and I want to sleep with you what about Kelly you read my mind is this a joke yep yeah I created a website look at the end of the day apples apples flying at 30,000 ft this is a paper company and I don't want us to get lost in the weeds or into a beauty contest I told you I don't want you doing these things in here you can use your own office or do it in the hall Kelly oh hello R you look well I wanted to say I'm sorry for treating you bad the past couple years I was in my mid 20s and I was going through a lot of stuff I think I never really processed 911 um I want you to know I've changed cool we should get a drink later catch up pick me up around date oh that is so sweet um but I'm dating Daryl still and we're like crazy in love so um cool um well maybe I'll see you around it's a small office yeah I think this is really going to help you can just hold up here one second hey guys just a quick announcement if I could have everyone's attention I just figured you needed a place where you could concentrate and not be bothered by bothering people okay let me show you what I mean your new office how great is that right for a job well done well not done I will uh I will do my work right now I will stay late tonight right um I'm very sorry about everything you're a good kid you know when it gets bigger once you're in there enjoy it is there internet ran just out of curiosity how much you get paid here $60,000 a year you get paid by the year at the bowling alley what do you make secretary back to work Sho can I start talking is this thing on give me give me a signal when you want me to start and now from my old Hometown Scranton Pennsylvania my former boss Michael Scott hey I just think you should know that one of my salesmen beat your stupid computer so take that ass always a joker how about that image crystal clear Thunder mlin this is Ryan Phyllis is not in right now would you like me to transfer you to her cell phone apparently in business school they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven because some smart sexy temp left his cheese pita on oven instead of timing it for the toaster thing wow okay well I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school that's exactly what I said hey did you miss that day there Ryan retion to toaster oven 101 you failed so sorry my favorite Branch how's everybody doing just checking out where I'm going to be pretty soon when Pam gets back it's going to be close quarters going to be a lot of tension for you I'm with Daryl this looks like where I'll probably do my push-ups every day is that supposed to impress me okay should we get started oh yeah let's get started because uh yes because this was a very serious business and um exactly this is a business meeting business meeting firey stop that that's right that's right fire guy fires right you weren't here for that here for what when he started the fire how big he is look at you you are so mature and old and little man now you're like our little man little old man boy I drink like a hundred iced macchiato a day and practically nothing else wow there's a really cool coffee place Jitters at the Steamtown Mall you ever been there no you've never been to Jitters Ryan you are so dorky give me your number so I can text you um come on can I have an email address leave little but I just thought you should know I think something a little fishy is going on little fishy yeah I mean I've been noticing them all day I thinking that little girl is a child I don't want to see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon do you understand boy have you lost your mind cuz I'll help you find it what you looking for ain't nobody going to help you out there Jesus can come through that door it's not going to help you if you don't stop sniffing after my child okay Stanley yelled at me today that was one of the most frightening experiences of my life Ryan started the fire it was always burning since the world returning R started the fire it was always I can't believe I started the fire hey hey hey hey this is fun a lot of fun I know can I give you a compliment I'm really impressed by how much you've grown since I met you it's like night and day you should move down here with me yeah we could be roommates really we could get a dog we could go to ARR movies and who knows I mean you're a guy I'm a girl yeah maybe in six months six months oh okay I'm in love with Kelly it's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when is the subject that sounds right well it sounds right but is it how did Ryan use it as an object as an object Ryan used me as an object I don't like when my clients call me to help them use the website I'm not seeing commissions on that I hear you Stanley that is a great observation problems like that will not happen when we launch Thunder Mifflin Infinity 2.0 when will that be TBD Phyllis did the police Sol the problem with the yes yes they did yes they did yes the social networking feature of the dun Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators I don't understand why our website needs to have social networking at all yeah I actually have to agree with DWI on that one it's all about creating a OneStop consumer experience all right you're chatting with your friends you're talking about the latest music about the election all of it is happening in our virtual paper store and then an older gentleman asks you boxers or briefs I don't get the big fuss here I like the site if I had created a website with this many problems I'd kill myself do you have a question Kelly yeah I have a lot of question questions number one how dare you answer me this though what was it worth it was it worth was it worth I'm really sorry the fire guy the fire guy Joe McCarthy Richard Nixon stud of Baker television North Korea South Korea Maryland Monroe Ryan started the [Music] [Applause] [Music] fire okay

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Length: 14min 38sec (878 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 22 2024