Everybody HATES Michael - The Office US

this particular time I was reaching for a supply box on the top shelf when one office worker who shall remain nameless kicked the letter from under me and yelled hey Daryl how's it hanging I'm legitimately scared for my workers I asked her child that's something I'm pretty sensitive about Aaron isn't Warframe no I have parents I just I wasn't raised by them okay okay hey relax Annie all right we got crazy story covered anybody else I don't want people making fun of my weight okay that's too broad it's got to be something else how about your stomach yum if I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler Bin Laden and Toby I would shoot Toby twice do I still have a job here not important okay all right you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple of years ago all right all right what hello everybody what are you doing fair question I sit down holy I'll take it from here I am beautiful they are beautiful he is beautiful this big fat pig is beautiful [Applause] I can't believe this I mean I've never even stolen as much as a paper clip and now you're firing me foreign but no one here likes you in the office and we are going to have to let you go Hank would you come up here please Hank is our security guard I will be ushering you out oh your face oh is no no you're not you're not fired yet oh do they not like me though I don't know actually okay you ready I'm going to embrace Oscar you might want to watch this Angela because you can't catch anything here we go no we are going to make a statement you and I are going to make a statement together Oscar is my friend I'd rather not and I just don't care who sees it it doesn't bother me really I really rather not come here you're my friend no no I don't want to touch you ever considered that you're ignorant and insulting and small what's happening some guy exposed himself to Phyllis in the parking lot really is she okay yeah Bob Vance took her for a walk to calm down okay feel as you say hmm what is so funny um I mean did you even see Pam or uh Karen from behind I'm guessing not I'm sorry it's pretty funny when you think about it it's disgusting and demeaning oh okay masters of Comedy a guy dropped his pants have you ever been to the circus okay he's back okay it's supposed to say launch okay wow easy booster seat nobody cares about this party anyway I care where's my girl is she in the fridge where is she hiding I don't know where she is oh cause I'm drunk I can't even find her oh I just haven't hugged you in a while good that felt good let's go party how about that hot picture you have by your desk centerfold in the Catholic school girls outfit I mean it is hot it is sexy and it turns him on and I will admit the best part of my morning staring at it but what are we gonna just take it away that is my daughter she goes to Catholic girls school I'm taking it down right now I happen to share a twin bed if you want you are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life so you should just get used to it Michael owes me an apology we're trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover don't call my mother your lover yes that's what I'm talking about that is not okay dude right in my defense disgusting she's messed up man yes thank you welcome my personal hell you have no sense of boundaries shut up Oscar I guess there are just some people who you stay together with when you transfer and some people you don't and that's just the way it is and I can be mature about that good stuff um Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team I feel very blessed [Music] I think Jim is someone who's ready to move into a management position permission to speak on the record these two Jim is like Big Bird he is tall and yellow and very nice but what I put him in charge no but here's his performance report it's right here now this was written by Toby who we all know is extremely reliable constant office distraction spends way too much time at reception antagonizes other salesman not at all what he thinks he is not very well written but you get to just hey it's cool man I man I will Warehouse I'm cool I'm cool at it do you know who I am happy Halloween jerk um how much of a hit is 10 of our Blue Cross account 10 yeah they're our largest client it's gonna hurt hold on one sec hold on one second what's that you found five golden tickets and does it say limit one per customer nope it doesn't okay I think I think it might have been an inside consultant appointment yes Jim no okay was it Dwight yes you know what I'll help I will please don't be shy Dwight let's do this come on we're doing this thing ready let's get up on three one two the knees okay here we go here we go I'm under this I'm under this Hawk here I don't know what I'm grabbing here I'm right in your crap you got it you got it right now okay okay easy and you Phyllis take Bob Vance Vance Refrigeration to be your lawfully wedded husband I do ladies and gentlemen may I present to you for the first time as a couple Mr and Mrs Bob Vance and to you Bob take Phyllis to be your lovely wedded wife oh I haven't seen you since my accident that I had when I fell I fell into the pool of acid Eyes First blind guy foreign how do I describe it is a character I've been workshopping whose lack of vision gets him into all sorts of trouble the women in my improv class absolutely hate him Michael ah are you Michael Scott Michael what oh I'm sorry I'm I'm supposed to be meeting someone named Michael oh that's not yeah Michael Michael large hot chocolate with caramel and shot of peppermint I am so proud of all of you Derek and laferrev and and Ben and Ayanna and Michaela and Nikki and Jason and I'm sorry okay so we're spacing your name I'm Zion that's Michaela's younger brother well cyan I am not going to be paying for your tuition laughs which brings me to my main point and that is that I will not be able to pay for anybody's tuition [Music]

Channel: The Office

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Id: 39H3_aUMu18

Length: 10min 40sec (640 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 21 2023