Don’t tell Jim - The Office US

hey Kelly oh so jealous of your boobs thank you um listen I just wanted to confirm that you're not coming to the wedding which is totally understandable and more than fine is Ryan going I don't know he has an RSVP yet we invited everyone in the office to our wedding even though we realized most people wouldn't be able to make the drive to Niagara Falls which is why we're having it in Niagara Falls then my told everyone they could have Friday and Monday off if they came so now people have to decide if they want to come to our wedding or have to work here's the deal I really want to go but I'm not going to go if Ryan doesn't go because it's kind of a waste of time that came out wrong it would be awesome if you could try to get him to go because I'd really like to be there to support Jim hey Ryan hey so I just wanted to confirm that you're not coming to my wedding yeah I might stop by it costs about $75 per person okay I once had a glass of conac that cost $77 so can you just tell me now if you're coming or not yes I'm coming to your wedding okay Ryan Howard yes probably yes Kelly koreas Niger Falls in October hell's yeah do you think that you could send in your RSVP card no I'll just tell you now easier well you have to choose a food option and there's information in there about Direct and I'll just have whatever's fanciest unless there's ribs and I'll just get all the other information the day off I'll text you you are going to text me the morning of my wedding to ask for directions and you will eat whatever is fanciest unless there's ribs rude so rude right mhm oh my gosh I have been chasing people down all day it's incredible Pam my back was there what's going on I need to fit into my wedding dress however I'm also pregnant you know it's a myth that women have to gain more than 9 PBS in a pregnancy look at these actresses some of them lose weight hey did you guys register for wedding gifts we did but mostly because people expect us to we're also accepting other gifts not on the registry however much it's awkward asking people for money but we could really use it why doesn't Katon Barrel let you register for a toaster full of cash perfect I hate Registries oh good my cousin makes the most amazing romantic bird housee mailboxes I know I shouldn't tell you but you'll still be surprised when you see it you're not registered for a bird house are you no we're not good good hey Pam I heard that you were registered but I didn't hear where I don't think we registered anywhere we just want cash like money like you you want my money mhm will you take a check yeah cool in the memo line I'm going to write to loves eternal glory okay wait till Monday is this what I've become materialistic shallow I feel horrible oh look Mrs Pam helpert that's the first time I've seen it in writing heard you guys are looking for cash for the wedding yeah I mean if it's all the same for you question for you would you guys rather have $100 now or $5,000 a year from now $100 now for sure because you just give me $50 to cover the broker fee I put in a 100 of my own money as the gift yeah no no I'll um the hundred I'll just take the hundred instead of $5,000 a year from now how sure is this the guy has an algorithm to determine the winner of Any Given college basketball game don't tell Jim well what do you think spent all morning doing it it is really special yeah but aren't you supposed to do that to our no it's great it's just a really important day for me well congrats thanks uh believe it or not Kevin firecrackers are in the don't column so you're going to provide them then no this is a firecracker free wedding the H come on you've got to be kidding me okay all of these things are important to remember but but the most important thing is that no one say anything about my pregnancy at the wedding absolutely because not everyone knows and some people might be offended decent people everywhere will get offended well we're thinking of my grandmother who we haven't told and who is very oldfashioned well you're lucky to have a grandmother some of us have to be our own grandmother you know Angela um you don't have to come to the wedding she does yes she does we're all going to go we're going to have good die he pitched me next time we're all in this room Jim and I will be married we'll see thank you Dwight goodbye see you later bye bye help birs help birs and Beasley tonight we're in two separate rooms and then tomorrow night is the honeymoon suite great I know we're pretty excited too can we take a look at the suite now oh I'm sorry somebody just checked in oh is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend Oh no just an individual that in there hey I got the room the night before you guys I'll break in the bed I don't don't like that I'm going to need the name and cell phone number of the housekeeper responsible for changing the sheets please so um which one is Pam's grandma oh Nema she's the one in the teal suit she's the only 80-year-old with no smile wrinkles dad remember no mention of the baby right oh yeah yeah yeah she's very conservative so Mom's work M and Dad this is Michael Scott how you doing hi nice to meet you nice to meet you who's doing a toast I would like to go third sort of back clean up like thought we discussed that we'd rather you not speak like at all because it's just going to be blood relatives I think that is seriously going to imped my ability to hook up with your female relatives pretty sure everybody heard that didn't know I live hey what is the deal with the Smart Car how smart is that those things are tiny can you even drive them in traffic I'm so smart E equals MC squared I I drive a smart car that's not not smart in my book the real smart car is kit from Night Rider night rider that's a car that can talk can Smart Car Talk nope that's not smart and also Chitty Chitty Bang Bang very smart and you everybody can laugh it doesn't have to just be the idiots everybody can laugh no yeah go ahead all right hey everyone thanks for coming douche a thanks Pete that was really nice I just want to say how happy we are that all of you were here tonight and I want to especially thank those of you who have traveled from far away to be here with us tonight especially the Florida cousins who obviously you can't take a hint four years ago I was just a guy who had a crush on a girl who had a boyfriend and I had to do the hardest thing that I've ever had to do which was just to wait uh don't get me wrong I flirted with her Pam I can now admit in front of friends and family that I do know how to make a photo copy didn't need your help that many times and uh do you remember how long it took you to teach me how to drive stick like a year I've been driving stick since high school so yes yes for a really long time that's all I had I just had little moments with a girl who saw me as a friend and a lot of people told me I was crazy to wait this long for a date with a girl who I worked with but I think even then I knew that I was waiting for my wife so I would like to propose a toast so if you'd all raise your glasses not pay them for obvious reasons but everyone else if you would raise your glasses what's obvious why can't Pam drink Pam can't drink who I didn't I shouldn't have said that I don't know why I did she can do whatever she wants though she shouldn't she shouldn't because she's an alcoholic Pam is an alcoholic yeah that's not true I no what we wanted the real re the real reason is that um the the Pam's pregnant and okay okay okay hey what I think Jim is trying to say is that they had an accident and you know what these two people they're living together they are having lots of consensual sex they were living together yes yes they were living yes and you know what you can't expect them to be careful every time because frankly it's just a different sensation when you come well am I wrong they say it's not different but it's a different sensation when you use something to block I think everybody knows what I am talking about it's not necessarily different for the woman but it is different okay okay okay Michael stop all right my point is I said what I wanted to say and Mima I hope you heard every word all right CH to waiting waiting [Music] [Music] okay you call that a robot try being more robotic okay like this oh yeah what else you got did someone change my name to Basin Robin because I feel like a banana [Music] split all right ah it's going to be fine it's going to be fine Pam's here Pam I was dancing and I did a split and I landed on my car keys in my pocket what I tore my scrotum I need you to take me to the hospital Andy I'm getting married in 8 hours everyone else is too drunk just don't let me die here hey hey where are you can you take Andy to the hospital what he tus scrot him dancing what he is in my room icing his balls what please stop saying what can you take him look I would so take him in any other circumstance but I'm pretty certain I'm completely wasted your brothers took you out drinking uh is that Pam hey h her come out H her come out it'll be like Coyote Ugly that's Michael you're out with Michael and white hey Bam it just happened okay fine I'll take him I love you okay I got to go I love you are you pushing me off the phone no let's talk for a long time goodbye are you sure this is the right way nope I like you have never been here before well at least slow down a little bit because every little bump in the road is major pain on my scrotum look I'm not the one who asked you to do a split when you've never done one before I was trying to liven things up a little bit okay I was kind of doing your job so my job my job is to get married in the morning morning that's my job well it's also to make sure we have a great time at your stupid wedding so I spent the night with the bride the night before the wedding oh yeah she stepped on my hand on her way to the bathroom Andy did I dream that you were crying through the night no no that was real is it zipping over your belly don't don't squish the baby thank you weirdo everybody see Christy's stupid blonde extensions it's like they were made from a plastic broom okay here I come D you look beautiful thanks Mom I hope he deserves you he does are you sure remember you don't have to do this you don't you're mom you're totally projecting you being a drag yes thank you Mom hey um I'm going to go outside and talk to Dwight okay great yeah I'll see you in a second wait what oh oh no hey can you come here please is this Allowed no no but I'm allowing it just come here hey wow you look terrible so beautiful my veil tore I knew when we were getting married and I'm 5 months pregnant that I'm not going to be able to wear the dress that I always wanted or high heels hey you look just as I imagine you bam you're so pretty thank you and who cares it's a stupid Veil right no this is the one thing I was supposed to be able to control was this Veil there now we're even everyone's driving me crazy I know way too much about about Andy gred up and my mom won't stop freaking out about my dad's new girlfriend this is supposed to be our wedding day why didn't we invite all these people you

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Length: 15min 47sec (947 seconds)

Published: Tue Dec 12 2023