The Office but it Gets Progressively More Dangerous - The Office US

numerous health benefits strengthens your back better performance in sports enjoyable sex you're not having sex plus improved your reflexes I would have caught that okay you know what uh how much is that it's only 25 bucks wow um what is this happy holidays Dwayne but do not open it till Christmas you're so pathetic how long did this take you three hours five minutes actually I am a black belt and gift wrapping yeah no such thing they don't give out black belts for things that are stupid well I hope it was worth it because I'm going to take it apart in about five minutes I think it'll take you a little bit longer than that really if I can skin a mule deer in less than 10 minutes I ought to be able to cut mine this morning I knocked myself in the head with the phone that actually took a while I had to put more and more nickels into his handset until he got used to the weight and then I just took them all out thank you sir oh thank you I never let anyone walk behind me seven out of 10 attacks are from the rear okay well that still leaves a 30 chance that I'll Attack you from the front uh yeah but it'll be easier to stop I can always block the blow or I can counter it with it I've been attacked oh my god oh someone put a porcupine in my drawer oh my God yeah I was just sitting here at my desk and I reached in my drawer to grab my toothbrush and and some tooth powder and and all of a sudden I was attacked by this blood thirsty rabid creature I wonder in this office who has access to a porcupine or who in this office knows that I have access and is trying to set me up you know what why don't we just call Animal Control you might want to run that by Angela because it's so cute no porcupines don't have souls they're like dogs yes I'm calling from Dunder Mifflin we have a very rabid porcupine in our office someone should come pick it up come down right away uh I don't know let me ask uh were you quilled yes I was quilled and what's his name Henrietta oh we're gonna sit in the back uh yeah that's the safest part of a car in the event of a crash driver always protects his side first seriously guys who did this I need to know who put my calculator in jello or I'm gonna lose my freaking mod and I'm also sorry that a lot of people here for some reason think it's funny to steal someone's personal property and hide it from them here's a little news flash it's not funny in fact it's pretty freaking unfunny I did choke you with your shoelace now come at me okay with all due respect to everyone here I think the most worthy opponent of you is you that is correct unless there happened to be measles present so let's just say that Dwight has come at you with the throat punch now how would you Dwight defend against it easy allow me to demonstrate I am attacking myself with a throat punch here it comes block grasp wrist as such and what if it comes at you with the other hand because he does have two good point second throat punch absorb the blow groin punch hip block elbow to the gut uh oh up to the nose no you're not ah oh my God he's making you look like such a fool he really is but not for long you two are so evenly mashed I don't know how one of you is going to get the upper hand the important thing to remember Jim we always have what is called the element of surprise hey Dwight dammit Jim you cannot throw snowballs in here well it's not a snowball because it's only a dusting right you've reached the voicemail of Dwight Kurt Schrute please leave I have no feeling in my fingers or penis but I think it was worth it um I was laying on the ground defenseless and you just kept throwing him until he exhausted himself and uh then how about icing it LOL Dwight I spent six hours carefully removing the frosting and then layering in a variety of drugs some legal some not some laxative some constipating you don't fire the Pac-Man and expect to get away with it less interlace the cupcakes no did you get diarrhea were you stoned some of us got both oh last night I got out all of my old dolls and played with them on the living room floor then I ordered 10 American girls outfits online it was thousands of dollars now account yourself lucky for this I got the toilet me too I like Christmas caroling in March and I fertilized some bushes along the way so not my best night but not my worst night if you take the blue pill you will stay in The Matrix you will remember none of this Life Will Go On as it is for you if you take the red pill I will open your eyes and you will see just how deep the rabbit hole goes if the blue pill is not safe to swallow someone to tell us now yeah yeah Angela hey oh thank God for go tell somebody don't tell them we're floating away obviously I don't understand what you want from me it's like it's pretty simple look at what I'm doing and go tell somebody it Angela okay so everything you need to know about the target is in here so what's the job murder okay that's the big one that's the Big M let's go Oscar Oscar good listen hey come with me what come come with me there are a bunch of construction workers in the warehouse without their trousers drinking diet sodas you got to see this ah they're extraordinary yet sandwich delivery for Mr Oscar Martinez I am Oscar Martinez no not him not him outside outside okay so this is what's gonna happen you're gonna suck it up there we go and we're gonna go to dinner okay and then we're gonna go to the movies sounds good hey helper hey right right [Music] oh Pam please call security wait what Stanley one way or another you are going to come with me to make this sale pass can you just let me out of here before whatever comes next don't worry it's just a bull tranquilizer nothing to be alarmed about it's just a man pointing a bull tranquilizer at a co-worker Dwight you do not learn do you for threat to be credible no you didn't sick of you use your hands and just blunt his descent okay he's gonna be moving slowly it's only one it's 15 feet down it's at a 45 degree angle get set in your haunches it's like you're catching a medicine the size of my lunch is okay good call he would have put a hole in your chest same as they put a hole in that wall oh my God [Applause] today smoking is gonna save lives [Applause] attention employees of Dunder Mifflin this has been a test of our emergency preparedness there is no fire it was only a simulation what fire not real this was merely a training exercise so what have we learned oh come on it's not real Stanley no no no no no no you will not die Stanley Stanley you will not die Stanley Stanley Barack is President you are black sadly this is going to be a very good year very good Jan is at home Jim is back my protege Ryan is a corporate good stuff Andy and Dwight are rocking the sales team I feel very blessed [Music] [Music]

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Length: 12min 4sec (724 seconds)

Published: Sat Mar 04 2023