dwight schrute being really nice, actually | The Office US | Comedy Bites

yeah your life is so insane you should write a book since when did you learn how to read I do know how to read though yeah you know how to read a menu this [Music] guy I he's right I mean I could lose some weight Kevin in Sumo culture you'd be considered a promising up andc Comer who did this to you where is he what no it's not it's nothing it's hot in here yeah yeah thanks you don't need to stay here I know is your PMSing pretty bad huh Three Amigos warms my heart hey what do you say when I get back from our honeymoon the three of us have a conference room meeting just for fun what is that meaningful look you know what maybe we should talk hey come here you guys need to see this is it you're probably sitting there wondering what will be your mark what will you be known for it might surprise you to learn I finally feel ready athlete is growing athlete and Jim can jump back in without skipping a beat we'll come back to visit but I think it's time for us to officially no don't say it you're fired you're both fired wa come on don't end on a bad note don't be an idiot it's for the severance the best that I can do is one month for year you've been here that's the max thanks Dwight hey and if you're ever an Austin right for what the art the music the incredible night life no thank you but if you're ever in the area you'll always have a place to stay in my barn there it is this office administrator thing I don't want to what fail I don't want to fail again you didn't didn't fail that's what you said about art school and that's what you said about sales and you didn't fail those things either well I'm not an artist and I'm not a Salesman so what would you call it hey heyy hey I wasn't here what I wasn't here it's a pretty common say you may want to log it away for future use well thanks yeah hello hello you're breaking the law impossible I love the law read article 19 there are certain standards that you have to maintain the building at and that includes comfortable temperatures and adequate lighting it also means no more cutting the tampons in two and no more tampering with the toilet paper you see I've underestimated you and I didn't think that was possible Nate reply the paper I I don't think it goes that way reply it they say the best vampires don't bleed their victims dry but give them the strength so that they can bounce back only to be fed on again I spared Pam that I might Feast off of her profits for years to come I let Pam win I was not motivated by compassion I have no compassion make sure you got that not more motivated by compassion go to my house get my iPad I think it's on the kitchen table do not touch anything else what I couldn't find your iPod just give me a couple days get out of your hair with the python but the Rattler's so scary no please I find the rattle soothing puts me to sleep I think Bob's going to cheat on me with his new secretary not so funny when I say it out loud it it's so silly oh man is that a prism Duro sport you've seen one of these yeah they're like an iPod only they're better cuz they're chunkier and more solid Roy gave it to me for Christmas I'm trying to figure out how to put songs on it oh no no no don't go there I know this Russian website where you can download songs for 2 cents a piece really yeah I'll write down the address for you only the only thing is is that all the songs are in Russian kidding oh why would they all be okay see you later pan these covers are totally indestructible really yeah throw it I promise it won't break check it oh no it's broken what no it's fine I told you it wouldn't break you could throw it all day long that is so cool thanks Dwight let me help you Dwight come on get up get the best yeah just keep them away it smells like chicken soup I know I have to go to the hospital I know where are we going I just want to say goodbye okay I'll be back I mean yes I know but it's going to be different why it's just hard to explain oh Pam you're adorable oh my goodness come here oh Huggy hug this is a one time thing you know that right wow this is it all right this is where the magic happens nice very nice one of you can have the sofa and one of you can have the Flo I got the sofa I got sofa Dwight I've got the sofa I'm the boss I got floor in case anybody needs to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night I don't want to get my head stepped on do you want me to sing you a song my mother used to sing me when we were sick [Music] no leave him alone it's a lullabi felt like I almost lost her and and nothing is worth that boy I tell you Jim a lot of guys in my circle they wouldn't even change their golf schedule to shore up their marriage let alone their professional goals dude there is no way that Jim is just back here to hang out with Pam you did not just say that you don't know Pam she is really cool all I'm saying is forget about my chair he wants the manager's chair I thought you wanted that job yeah I did but I made too many mistakes it's out of my reach now besides I think Jim would be a fine manager I'd be happy to see Jim as manager so do you want to see it or not I don't know I feel like Friday night crowds oh my God you're like agoraphobic agoraphobic yeah really yeah you would rather sit on your couch and watch a Philly game than go out to a movie with your awesome girlfriend absolutely correct later Jem Kev have a good weekend man bye okay so this is what's going to happen you're going to suck it up here we go and we're going to go to dinner okay and then we're going to go to the movie sounds good hey helper hey r r go Pam please call security every day for 8 years I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees and every day for 8 years people have laughed at me well who's Laughing Now D myth and this is Pam has Michael checked in oh hey Dwight I asked you a question no he hasn't goodbye no wait um hey while you're out could you pick up some paper towels and chocolate syrup we have ice cream so I thought we could Dam this isn't a shopping trip this is a Manhunt Rescue Mission okay I just when you're done or anytime it's convenient I just thought since you're out Dam I'm obviously going to get that stuff for you so just shut up okay well it wasn't OB [Music] did you have fun at Benny hana's no it was awful you couldn't hear [Applause] anything I've had the worst day [Music] here baby

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Length: 10min 46sec (646 seconds)

Published: Wed Jan 31 2024