*drinks Yerba Mate once*

yerba mate i think that's like argentinian for adderall flavored mint water well that's how i make it at home do you know in the ingredients it just says liberal arts degree and a minor in a film i have a minor in film book honestly these things really don't even have that much energy [ __ ] i have so much energy if your heart doesn't sound like a harlem globetrotters basketball practice after two of these looks like you need another one my man it's actually really easy to make you just take that white powder that was in your dad's sock drawer a little bit of colgate and tap water and you got yourself yoga mate it smells like on front row to claro concert yerba mate is that what they say in yoga class you know every time you crack open a fresh yerba mate a new buffalo exchange opens be pretty girl what is that oh uh two chains what'd you say about brockhampton by the way some dude the other day call me a coop i love that band yeah it's a oh it's a film camera kinda tastes like an arizona iced tea that plays croquet and also has an addiction to cocaine if you think about it yerba mate is like the american spirits of tea and by that i mean i'm addicted you have a lighter that's a vape yeah i just want to feel real though it's matcha flavored you thought two girls one cup was extreme try two yerba mates one empty stomach same amount of [ __ ] though it's like they took all the caffeine from four lokos and just put them in here maybe that's why i have a dui i don't think that's related oh that explains why i skateboard everywhere dui yeah ice skate you got that for the boomerang okay sick can we drive back honestly if i drink enough of these it feels like i'm driving my heart hurts i think i feel it i feel like it's kicking in first part about skating safety first get it safety pin got that [ __ ] from kinko's wait who's your favorite member of brockhampton yeah i could skate that pictures say a thousand words and that word is yerba mate those are two words okay well then they say two thousand words yeah i could skate that yeah i could skate that i could probably skate that too do quality still exist i knew i was born in the wrong era this was my personal fave enlightenment because you like get enlightened by men enlightened men yeah i can for sure skate that well are you kidding me not in these one of one monarchs my sister made an art class hey can can you get a picture of my outfit like it's really like complicated but like you just like click a button always flies around me i want the yerba but like be careful because i only have like four pieces of film left and like christmas is like two months away no okay fine i have an app on my iphone that makes it look the exact same can you do it on here i don't always drink yerba mate but when i do is to dramatically increase my anxiety and triple my heart rate that's my fourth one today heart attack damn blizzarians had four of those so we're good the caffeine in yerba mate is like the alcohol and wine it's like does it even count why smoke herb when you can smoke urb i don't smoke these need cannabis cannabis is a leaf yerba mate is a leaf so yeah i do need cannabis cannabis is yerba mate i'm four year but mate is deep and my stomach feels like it's headlining the edc festival yeah they got yerba mate over there let's go oh my skateboard do you know if you say yerba mate three times fast in the mirror you'll actually win a free apartment in santa cruz yerba mate yerba mate yerba mate oh [ __ ] santa cruz psych this is just my dad's house okay okay okay how do i stop this yo yo how do i stop this how do i stop this yo chill oh yeah i could skate that [Music] i think that's like brazilian for heart palpitations i've had two of them today but third time's a charm

Channel: Trevor Wallace

Views: 1,262,481

Rating: 4.9613776 out of 5

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Id: _O8BfTgXhwM

Length: 4min 30sec (270 seconds)

Published: Mon Nov 09 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/ElPayoKundsen]

Las vi en la tienda de un dólar, no me animé a probar.

[u/kitopizzas]

Nativa sos vos?

[u/KianeTomoe]

Es decir... Mate cocido?

[u/vaexter]

Muy poco gracioso

[u/onniro]

Cringe