Every Sephora Ever

oh I see that it's your birthday month you got a gift oh cool what are my options you get to choose between a foundation you've been wanting to try but we don't have your shade or just enough of a face wash to get you hooked you will look amazing you absolutely cannot afford it buy more and your confidence will never recover no matter what you do hmm I'll take the foundation okay here we go is that for a Barbie girl you are not a Barbie every Sephora ever oh excuse me Oh what can I do for you I'm looking for a new foundation I'm wondering if you have any recommendations okay have you ever worn foundation before yeah I'm usually wearing makeup I'm just running errands today right well do you know if you want a liquid cream or powder foundation I can explain the difference to you if you want I know the difference okay well just in case the liquid foundation is like a liquid I know that look here is my Instagram story from yesterday I'm wearing makeup see ya that's a filter you know what I don't need to prove anything to you I'm going to Ulta do you sell something no but I made uh potential customer feel extremely unfair here whoa looks like we have a new employee of the month oh my god II ain't doing it was a for a gift garden no okay oh my gosh so much makeup I can't wait to lie to boys oh my gosh that's how this oven my god no testers are so gross that's how my aunt Patti got pinkeye you can't paint guy from lipstick oh my god don't look right now but isn't that your ex walking towards us oh my god yes and it looks today Jesus tracked him for a minute okay hey Liam hey Jess I thought I saw Andy with you yeah she'll be right back oh cool [Music] oh hey Liam testers uh hey Andy I didn't plan out the conversation beyond this point so I should get going oh yeah I would really well consider it hey what happened to your face oh I told you the testers yeah but it was worth it because now Liam totally misses me yeah totally could you walk me home I'm pretty sure I just went blind ah sorry I thing oh that's okay maybe you could just put me in an uber or something Jess Jess hi can you direct me to the boyfriend chairs where all the boyfriends sit I love makeup because it makes me feel more confident nice I love makeup because it's the only thing in my life I could control nice I like makeup because it tastes good what he says he's gonna take me swimming on the first date but guess what I got waterproof makeup so was anyone helping you out today actually I was hoping you could um see I'm a beauty youtuber with over a hundred subscribers and I'll like totally shout you out if you just get me all this stuff for free yeah you have to contact our corporate marketing department for that they already said no to me it fine what can I get for like $30 okay well let's see um this lipstick hey guys welcome to the third video in the series featuring this one lipstick if you miss parts 1 & 2 I would go back and watch those in the first one I apply of C my lips in the second one I talked about the experience of applying it to my lips today I'll be showing you how not to apply lipstick first don't put it on your cheek no matter what uh Sephora Party City for hot people hey so customer just complained that they've been waiting in line for 20 minutes isn't that like a good thing the longer they wait in line the more crap they buy have you read the employee handbook we all turn on wait time before if people start leaving is 26 minutes okay fine I'll work slower yeah hey do you have a Beauty Insider number yeah yeah so it's um five five five did you get the first one no Nana Nora no it just starts with five and then like thigh like a hand like I was on your hand and no no no so five five five is ya sick no no sorry we're so close okay so nine no no no no so literally the first three digits or just the five no six I'm vib level member so I'm a very important [ __ ] Wow you helped so many people find their foundation today thank you my secrets just giving them all the same shade of orange you guys look like sexy Garfield thank you thank you I love lasagna you cannot afford any more let me start over sorry somebody was literally unable to process that ah being that no should I she seems really happy maybe we're doing something wrong well sure right yeah yeah oh the box did you sound something Oh your nose that's mine I catch in I love you all I love lasagna who doesn't yeah we know Casey have you had the Tour of Italy at Olive Garden no I don't have a passport also guess what guys we just dropped a bunch of new stuff on the Smosh store so shop now it's Smosh dot store before it's all gone by E hey VI bearish members we hope you like this video if you want to watch another video we have one link over there or something as well as like some clothes or like a I guess there's like a channel with more videos on there but they're probably not air shade yeah what shade I am what you know

Channel: Smosh

Views: 3,470,526

Rating: 4.897583 out of 5

Keywords: smosh, smosh pit, smosh games, funny, comedy, every blank ever, smosh every blank ever, ebe, smosh ebe, every sephora ever, sephora, make up, beauty, makeup, lifestyle, sephora makeover

Id: kIs7aAyJu6E

Length: 6min 45sec (405 seconds)

Published: Mon Oct 07 2019

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