I have a organic fair trade coffee for Logan Ew, what kind of coffee is that? Ugh. Excuse me! Can you make me my coffee instead of this clown? I gotcha bro Now THAT is coffee You're welcome Hot! hot! hot! Mm, that is some good coffee Every. Hipster. Ever Hey man, do you mind taking me home? My wife dropped me off this morning. Yeah, no problem amigo. I'm parked right over here. Alright, hop on brother. You know, never mind I'm just going to go get me an uber. Uber, if you don't care about the enviorment. You know, the less wheels you have the smaller your carbon foot print Okay? So about you hop on. Sure sure. (both) Woah! Ever Hipster Ever It's amazing is he playing a theromen? No way Moon, nobody plays the theromen anymore. Then what is it? He's obviously playing a Cat, Duke! Come on! Duhh, I can't believe you guys don't recognize the sound of someone playing a Cat. You know, I just didn't recognize it at first, 'cause I normally listen to the Cat's older stuff. You know back when he was a kitten, Yeah it's much better. (All agreeing) I majored in philosophy Oh my goodness. He's so perfect! I just can't. I'm dead Him? Yeah, (chuckle) I mean look at him, he's totally nailing that uncle look. I mean, hes obviously doing it ironically. Seriously, Irony is soo freakin' sexy. Like it kills me Like I'm so dead, I'm so dead right now. I'm getting an autopsy He's coming Hey girls. Hey Uncle Jed, are you having fun? Wait. Un-ironic Uncle? Ew. Kill me. I'm working on my banjo playing Here's your organic non-GMO locally grown tomoto. I grew it in my own garden. Tomato? Tomoto Pretty sure it's called tomato. It's tomoto Mmmmm! Yum! Do you use your trash as compost to help the enviorment? Ew, no. I live waste free. The only waste I actually produce is my own excrement. So the compost is... My Sh*t (Vomit) Every time... Jack Kerouac changed my life. Need any help? Pfft, you're the one who needs help dude! With your poor sound quality Who even listens to music on a phone, man? That's got no soul. Who even wears shoes anymore? Most people. Ohh okay, well, did you know humans were naturally supposed to run barefoot, it helps with balance. Okay, whatever. Loser. OW Ahh Ow Ow ow! You know who I just saw live? That's a nice chair I have the same one. But I have the original vintage from 1975 Not a reproduction Well yeah? Look at this. This toothbrush is from 1928 My underwear came from 1917 A solider actually died wearing these during world war one The only money I carry around are greenbacks and they were issued in 1856 And, I can't even use it anywhere The only way I travel is by horse and buggee A horse? That's animal cruetly But it's so vintage! I'm a vegan Vintage, Vegan? Oh no which one? I-I can't choose! Oh no vintage, vegan oh no, oh my god which one do I choose??? Help! Somebody give him a healing crystal! An Amethyst healing crystal!!! Every. Hipster Ever. Hey guys! Thank you so much for watching make sure to click the box on the left to watch behind the scenes and click the box on the right to watch every bird ever.
