- Really bad. - Well, that's like nothing I've ever had in my entire life. - Never ever! - It's someone invented a new flavor, and they did a bad job. (laughing forcefully) - Guys! It's time for another episode
of "Eat It or Yeet It"! Oh, dude! Oh my god, I'm so excited
for this episode to move. We have my favorite queen
from the internet, Brittany. I'm gonna call you Brittany Broski, 'cause that's your twitter name, right? - That's my name! - Okay, Brittany Broski! (cheering) - How dare you call
her by her actual name? - Yeah, and guess what? There's no kombucha today! - Yeah!
(cheering) - Yeet! You're probably sick of it by now! - Garrett's like, yes, no kombucha. (groaning) - Right? I should've brought all the cards. Okay, so we've got Kimmy, we got Damien, we got Shayne, we got Keith, and of course, Kombucha Girl. - Nice. - I don't wanna limit you to that. - Thank you. - I'm not gonna minimize you as a person. - Kombucha's my favorite word, so. (laughing) I feel very unsafe. - Here are the rules. First to ding the bell eats the dish. That person is then out, and
safe for the rest of the game. Last person standing eats the big bite, which is either the best or
the worst dish of the game. (upbeat techno music) How are you feeling? Do you have a strategy going into this? - This game has been explained to me, and I have never been
more anxious in my life. (laughing) This is horrible! - I gotta tell you, you
have a distinct advantage because you have really long nails, and you can use that when attacking. - Oh, yeah! - We're not gonna go for the
bell if you're going for it. - Okay, 'cause I will claw up the arm. - If you go, like if
you do a tiger strike, no one else is gonna go for it. - [Kimmy] We're not gonna
touch that, yeah we scared! - Okay, great! - [Kimmy] Yeah, that's it. - You're gonna scratch somebody! - Great! - Oh yeah, you can hurt
people in this game. - [Kimmy] Please. - Before we get started, I'm gonna shout out to fricking Garrett at the Garrett Gare Care Station! (applause) - Look at that son of a bitch over there! Look at that! - Also, the food mastermind
and bread bringer. - Look at that mother (bleep) - [Brittany] Not the winner. - Oh my god! (laughing) - No, certainly not. - You have the option
to line your stomachs. It's highly recommended you
line your tummys with bread. - I'm not gonna line it up today. - You can opt out, but
you should probably-- You're not gonna line today at all? - I'm not gonna line today. I'm not gonna line, I ate
really good, so I'm good. - I got a belly full
of taquitos, I'm fine. (singing noises) - Guys, we love having fun here, we love having a good general time, but sometimes it's not so fun, sometimes you gotta do
a little pukey pukey, and we have the yeet bucket. And if you yeet, you kinda lose. - Is there a way to win? - No. You lost the moment you agreed to do this. - Yep. (soft jazzy music) - Are you guys ready to begin? - Yes. - Five, four, three, two, one-- - It's not your time! It's mine. (bell dings) (laughing) - Oh no! Oh, I want that so bad! - I can't believe that worked! - I can't either! - This is the first time I've ever gone for the first thing. - Wow. - I have a feeling this
is gonna be very bad. - I have an idea of what it is, and if I'm right, it's very good. - Get some of that yoke,
get some of the yoke. - [Shayne] Brittany, do you have an idea of how it's gonna be? - Cotton candy deviled eggs. (chuckling) - Well, let's go. - Three, two, one! (groans) - [Brittany] Pickled, it's pickled. - You didn't like that? (wimpers)
(laughing) It's me! It's me, Shayne! - [Kimmy] He lost the ability to speak. - It's me! - It's really bad! - No, really? - How bad? Why? - What is it? - Is it salty? - Pickled. (laughing) - He forgot who he is! - No, it's just-- (burping noise) - Hey, he swallowed it! - So, it's just really pungent. It's not that it's like
bad, I mean it's bad. It tastes like, you know when you're dyeing Easter eggs? It just tastes like if
you just take the liquid, and you just drank that. (groaning) - Oh, that's tight, I like that! - This was supposed to be good. - This was supposed to be good? - [Damien] Take a shot. - Is it salty, is it sweet? - [Shayne] It's just kinda, it's not that it's bad, it's just there. - It's good. You're insane. That's really good. - This is bomb! - That's really good! You're insane! Oh, dude, he spits out water! - Shane has opposite mouth. - [Keith] Little sour. - I didn't say it was bad-- - [Garrett] Yes, you did! You did say it was bad! You verbatim said, this
is bad, my name is Shane. (laughing) - (robot voice) This is
bad, my name is Shayne. - You guys wanna learn what it is that you just consumed
just now for round one? Okay, so that was beet brined eggs. It's hard-boiled eggs in beet juice! - I usually don't like
beets, but that's badass. - Beets are dang good. - You like beets? - I like everything. I just like food. - And now you're safe from
the game, what a good boy! (applause) - Eggs taste like the air
inside of a laundry basket. - [Keith] Oh my god! - Oh, that's so good! (soft jazzy music) - You ready? Five, four, three, two, one! (bell dings) - That's all you, brother. - [Kimmy] What is that? - That's a snail. - But see, I love escargot. - [Keith] Yeah? - [Moderator] Keith, I swear to God-- - [Garrett] I think Keith, I know-- - [Moderator] I will fire you if you keep that floating hand. - Sorry! Sorry, it just has a mind of its own! I shouldn't have did that though. (laughing) Oh my goodness. - Yeah, I don't know why you were actively doing it, when
it's clearly snails. - I like how you looked at it,
and then said, ooh ooh ooh! - At the very least, it's
clearly not a good one. But you were like (shouting) - My mind does things on its own, guys. - That looks really good. - That's called not being conscious. - I'm not woke. - Do you want to like, use the kale as a little appetizer and then go into whatever that is or no? - No, I think kale's
pretty nasty by itself, so. - Yeah. - No offense, no offense. - It's the worst part of the dish. - Can you save one for me? - [Shayne] Suck it out. - [Brittany] Hold the shell. - [Moderator] Keith, remember
the notes we've given you. - Also, can we please get a second fork? 'Cause I'm really gonna want one. - Just suck it out of the shell. - [Keith] Just suck it out? Okay. Remember these notes. - [Courtney] Okay, Keith,
whenever you're ready. You good? - Don't throw up on the plate. - [Brittany] I believe in you. - Three, two, one, zero, negative one! - [Shayne] (speaking in French
accent) That is very good. - Okay. It's kinda chewy. (groaning) Oh my god, it's like liver. - Ew! - Oh no! Oh, no. It's kinda-- Don't do that. I'm not gonna throw up. I'ma keep it together. I'm trying to explain, it's very chewy, it's very dark in a sense. Is it balls? (laughing) Somebody try this! (gasping) (looming dramatic music) - [Shayne] Oh, you are a gross man! - [Keith] Oh, dude, it's gonna
kick in, like, wait for it. - Oh, yeah. - No! - (speaking with French
accent) Do not worry about him, he is a pervert! - This is the best thing I've ever had on any "Eat It or Yeet It". - Are you kidding me? That's not good. Do you like liver? - I love liver! That's not this though. - What is that, is that just some like-- - Look at the shell! What do you think this is? - Well, I don't know, I thought that was just for decoration, I
thought they woulda put some wiener or something in there! (laughing) - It's garlic-y, it's
oily, it's like buttery. Chewy like an octopus. - Like a Polaroid picture. - Chewy like a Polaroid. - Plain and simple, it's escargot, bro. (cheering) That's escargot! - I don't know what the (bleep) that is. - That's snail. - Oh, for real? - Yeah, it's like a French-- - That's the first time I had snail! (cheering) - Yeah, it's like a French snail dish. - I feel so fancy. Now, I feel like I gotta like it. - The way you spit it out wasn't fancy. - Now you know it costs a lot of money. (laughing) - I got expensive taste. - These are the food
equivalent of Gucci slides. (laughing) - Oh, this is so good. - Yeah, do this, that makes
you look really complex. - [Kimmy] Keith is so fancy! - No, you made your choice,
you stupid mother (bleep). - Snails aren't for me. (laughing) - Well, you may be bougie as hell, Keith. You're also safe from the game! (cheering) - Could I have some water? I have little snail particles in my mouth. - Snarticles. (laughing) (soft jazzy music) - This is a warm plate. - [Brittany] Oh, man. - [Damien] Can't wait. - It's hot? - I felt warmth. (laughing) - Is it alive? - Not after I eat it. - [Brittany] That's the
name of the game, brother. - Five, four, three, two, one! (bell dings) - Sorry, I hover handed. I almost went on one. - [Brittany] That's all you. - Is that a face? - These have all looked so bad! - Where? Oh, it's pungent! I can smell that from over here! - I'm scared. - This smells bad, but you know Damien's gonna be like,
oh this is amazing! - No, no, this actually smells really bad! This smells really, really bad. - I haven't opened my nose yet. - It's warm! - [Keith] Once you smell
it, Kimmy, it's over. - Now, I know I'm not
supposed to smell this, but it's not up to me, because the smell is immediately going here. - They found this at a
Coachella port-a-potty. - Stop! It looks like a-- - I'm so excited! - Yeah, see? I told you! - Accurate. - Do like the pasta twist. - Oh, I'll do the pasta twist. - [Courtney] And then
a little chicken bite. Yeah, it's so cute, wow. - Chicken. Yeah, Courtney, that's real cute. That ain't chicken. - That ain't meat. - Shall we? - Three, two, one! (looming dramatic music) - [Keith] Uh-uh, uh-uh. - This is so good! - No way! - I'm not even kidding! Holy crap! - Has Damien actually not
like something on this show? - Mm-hmm. Wasabi pop tart with jelly bean. Oh, it's spicy, it's doughy,
it's dry as a desert! (laughing) - He needs a bucket? Do you need the bucket? - Hell no, I don't need that bucket. Get outta here with the bucket. (bell dings) (laughing) - That sounds terrible. - This is incredible! Garrett, thank you! - Yeah. - What the hell! - Is this, no joke,
supposed to be a bad one? - Can I just tell you, as Garrett was giving the dish, he
goes (mimics retching). (laughing) - Well, you're also vegan! - I'm vegetarian. But look at everybody
else's faces right now. - I know, it doesn't-- - [Garrett] I'm not the only
one that thinks this is bad. - It looks like a nightmare. - [Garrett] And it
smells like a nightmare. - It smells like a nightmare too. - I'm sure it tastes like a nightmare. - It's oily in a good way, there's a lot of garlic,
it's buttery, it's fishy, but in the way that you
find in Italian cooking, not like, ew, the sea. - Anyone care to try? - [Brittany] No. - Give me one minute. - I'll try it. I'm always down-- - All right, Keith'll try it. - Give me a minute, Keith, hold on. - I still can't smell it! What's wrong with me? - Whoa, dude, you're like chowing down like it's a buttered pasta! - We just ate lunch. - Like 20 minutes ago. - [Courtney] Oh my god! - That was a lot to watch. - This is way better. - [Kimmy] Seriously? (chuckling) - [Damien] Better than the escargot. - [Brittany] Oh my god. - [Garrett] Keith is gonna
spit it right back in there. - I actually like this. - Thank you! - It's like fish, for sure. - [Damien] It's fishy for sure. - I don't know what kind of fish, but I like it, I'm into it. - I'll tell you exactly
what kind of fish, if I may. - What? - It's herring. - Herring? - Yup. - So, what you guys just
ate was squid ink pasta. - Is this the bougie episode? Is that the theme? Is that the secret theme of the day? - Yeah, sure it is. - How long have you known you're a merman? (laughing) - All right Damien, good job. You are now safe, my boy, safe! - Thank you, Courtney, thank you. (applause) - We got this. We're gonna be okay. (laughing) - Can I go to the bathroom? You know like when you hide in the bathroom during PE class? - Yeah, totally. - I gotta poop. (laughing) (soft jazzy music) I'm gonna do this one, Kimmy. - Oh. - Wow! - Oh, yeah, wait! It's just the ladies left! - Watch it be just a cupcake
and you have to be like uh! - I have to say, I mean she's our guest! (laughing) - No, no, Kimmy there's no rules. - No rules. - Kimmy, I don't know if you saw earlier, but I just held Keith back
and then took his plate. - She's got the nails, though, dude! - [Shayne] She does have the
nails, she will kill you. - But she might see this thing and change her mind entirely. (plate clinks) Five, four, three, two, one! (bell dings) - (bleep) it! (yelling) - It's my mind! - You changed your mind! - Tell me that's not testicles! - You psyched her out? - Tell me that's not testicles. - Please! - I immediately realized. - [Keith] That's what I thought-- - Of what, a squirrel? - No, no, no, those are turkey testicles. I know it in my mind, dude. - Turkeys have testicles? - That's a very specific thing. - Yes, they do, dude. I promise, look. They're gonna tell you. Eat it. Kimmy, eat it, girl! - Please, Lord, let this just be chicken! - Chicken testicles? - I'll never do anything wrong ever again! (laughing) - It smells good. - It's gotta be bad if they
threw parsley on there. - Yeah, they're like,
this will spruce it up. (laughing) - I mean, it's fried. - That'll help. - That part makes me feel okay. - Jab into that boy, get some sauce. - Oh, okay, all right. - [Courtney] Oh, it's
smallest piece, I get it. - Oh God, that one's
very crispy, this one's-- - At least they gave you
some Chick-Fil-A sauce. - It's rocks! They gave you rocks! - All right, ready? - No, yes. - It looks pretty good, I'm not gonna-- I think to me it looks good. Like those crispy chicken
wings at a Japanese restaurant. - [Brittany] Yeah! - Are you ready? - Smells nice-- Oh, yeah, yep. - Three, two, one! (fork clinks) - Balls. (laughing) - That's fricking delicious! - Are you serious! - I don't know what it is-- - Garrett! - But, yeah, that's really good! - Actually, actually? Okay. - No it is! The only reason I'm hesitating is I don't really know what it is! - Everybody should try it! - [Keith] Yeah? - Oh, this is-- I know what this is gonna be. - I feel like this is a PSA. - I just don't know-- - Come on! Everyone's doing it! - That's fire! - But it's like, what is it though? - That's fire. - Yeah, it's really good. - I am so mad. They're gon' give me
some pig anus, something. (laughing) Man, come on! - What is it? - I know Garrett, and yes, that is good. It tastes good. He's about to ruin our lives. He's about to be like haha-- - [Kimmy] What is it! - You just ate moose butt. - Yeah, it's-- - The full anus! - So, it was meat. - And it'll explode in your body in a day. - Kimmy, it was meat that you tasted? - It's meat. I think! It's meat, it was kinda
chewy, kinda salty. I'm like, is it fish? - Oh, yeah, it's a little salty. - Perhaps? Is it chicken, I don't know. (laughing) I just wanna hurt Garrett
right now, so bad. - What? No, it's no, what? - It's like you open
up a Hungry Man dinner, and there's something in there that wasn't on the back, and you're like, that's a wild card, but
I'm gonna go for it. - I'ma go for it. - I will say, the one bummer is, it is hanging out on the
back of my tongue right now, and it's bumming me out. - Yeah, that flavor is dangling. - Yeah, just like swaying back. - Really low. - Real sweaty. It's real sweaty. - What you guys just ate, it's called rocky mountain oysters. It is bull testicles and breaded. - I knew it, I knew it! - I told y'all it's balls! - [Shayne] You knew it immediately! You knew immediately, from far away, it's like, that's balls. - Testicles. - We ate balls! - You ate balls! - Yes, we ate balls! (cheering) - And, Kimmy, you are
now safe from the game! - I like balls! (soft jazzy music) - A slightly larger testicle. (laughing) - Now it's a moose testicle. - Now, here's the dick. (laughing) - Fermented, pickled moose dick. - Oopsy, it's time-- - Don't do that. Don't do that. - I'm not doing anything. - Just, come on, man. Are y'all gonna embarrass me
and make me ring the bell too? - Uh, yeah, actually. I mean, if you want. - It's embarrassing! - What's embarrassing about-- - I've lost! I'm the loser! Let's do it. - Okay, ready? Five, four, three, two, one! (bell rings) (cheering) - This is some garbage. - [Keith] It looks like miso soup. - It looks like miso soup. - It was. (laughing) - I'm so sorry. - What do you mean? - I just, I'm looking at this
and I'm saying I'm so sorry. - Can I smell it? - I would encourage not doing that. - Oh, I just smelled it. I just got a big ole' whiff. That is-- - Anyways. - Thank you guys so much
for having me on the show. - You're great. - This smells like England. (laughing) - I hope I pull a you, and I'm like, this is the most amazing
thing I've ever had! - That was me! That was so good! - Three, two, one! - It's hot! Wait! (groans) (laughing) Yeah, that lingers. (laughing) Okay, hold on. - [Courtney] There's like chives in there. - That has a very acidic-- Hold on. It's coating my entire throat. Okay, yeah. That's not enjoyable at all. - What? - At all. - [Courtney] Oh my goodness. - And it's hot. This should be cold. I feel like, if y'all are
gonna do this to someone, at least make it so it
doesn't coat your whole body. (laughing) Now I'm sweating! It's coming out of my pores! - [Keith] Oh no! - Is it like, salty? - It tastes like embalming fluid. - Oh my god! Can I try that? - We are turning you into a mummy. - Can we get some spoons? - Yeah, let's see if Damien likes this. - Y'all go for it. - [Courtney] Oh, God. - Maybe. - [Shayne] I can't. - [Keith] Can I have another spoon? (gasps) - [Brittany] What is the black thing? - [Shayne] Oh, there's
more stuff in there! - [Keith] Mm, that's chicken! - This smells a lot. - [Brittany] It's a lot, and it's hot. - [Kimmy] ♪ Smells a
lot and it's hot, eh ♪ ♪ Smells a lot and it's hot, eh ♪ ♪ Wow, how do you feel ♪ - Well, that's not good at all. - It's not good, it's not. - Then you know it's bad. - Oh. - Watch, it's gonna come right down here. - Yeah, no, there it is. And the problem is, if you were like, oh, that's a meat, and it's gross, or that's a vegetable and that's gross, I can sort of mentally
place it and handle it. I don't know what that is. I don't know what it is. - This is some left field
stuff, I'll tell you right now. (groaning) - [Damien] No, I'm so sad. (screams) I'm having a bad day now. - Don't, don't. Swallow it, swallow it, swallow it. (groaning) - And your communion is complete. (laughing) - You know what that actually tastes like? That actually tastes like chitlins. - What's that? - It's like pig intestines. - Oh, one just came outta your mouth! - [Courtney] It's just
pouring out as he's talking. - It tastes like chitlins and hot sauce, that's what it tastes like. - Oh my goodness. - It's not too bad to me. But it's not good either. - Okay guys. - I want you to try it. - [Moderator] Yeah! - [Brittany] I want you to try it! - You've been chilling this whole game. - Yeah, 'cause I finally got away! - Rightfully so, smartfully so. But now, let's just-- You know, we need your take on this. - [Keith] It's a lot, it's a lot. (gasps) - [Brittany] It's a lot. Nail polish. - [Damien] It's a little bit of a bummer. Yeah, it's a lot, it's a lot. - It's vinegary. (laughing) You just gotta get through it. - [Brittany] It lingers, it lingers! (yells) - That is-- - That smells really bad. - Well, that's like nothing I've ever had in my entire life. - Never ever! - It's someone invented a new flavor, and they did a bad job. - It's God trying out new things. - This is the platypus of soup. - I was just about to say that! - It's the platypus of soup! Scoop from the bottom. 'Cause there's some stringy, eggy-- - This is just cruel. - I don't like what it's doing to my stomach right now. Drink a little bit. - Can we bring the balls back in? - That tastes like a Gold's gym. (laughing) - [Damien] Yeah, that's
what I'm talking about, the stringy stuff. - No, I just want-- I don't want this-- - [Damien] The stringy stuff, give it. - [Courtney] Three, two, one. - That is so fricking weird! - Are you guys ready to learn what you just little sippy sip sipped on? - God, yeah. - Brittany, I'm actually sorry. Because-- - Your cousin, we killed him. - [Courtney] Yeah, this is-- - You're eating your cousin. - No, this is kombucha soup. It has-- (laughing) - Now you're mad! - Eggs, vinegar, and kombucha. - And GT Dave's sweat. (laughing) I honestly, yes. (laughing) - Is it nail on the head there? - Yes. - Oh, god, I lied to you. - Y'all made me feel unsafe,
and you used my trigger word. - Hey. (screaming)
(applause) Well, at least you have made it through, you have survived "Eat It or Yeet It"! (applause) - Yeah! - You did it! Let's cover that, 'cause it's icky! Oh, goodness! How do you feel after that experience? - It's right here. - It's right there? - Still, yeah. Not a pleasant-- Can we bring the balls back in? (laughing) The balls were fire. - Oh my god. Well, thank you so much
for coming, Brittany. Where can people on the internet find you if they wanna find you? - I am at Brittany underscore Broski, Brittany underscore Broski,
Brittany underscore Broski. On all platforms. - Get 'er! - Come on. - You know where to find us, and if you wanna find more of us, you have a video right
over here on this side, that we have picked
personally, just for you. Literally, we got your DNA, we were like, this
person wants this video. Click that video if you want that. Or YouTube's like, no, no, no, no. This person wants that
video, it's over there. You should get that one. Meanwhile, we're gonna
be sipping kombucha soup on an island somewhere on vacation. We down? Y'all down? - Yeah! - And bull testicles, it's fine. Bye! - Bye. - This was bad, it was very bad. - Horrible. - I'm so sorry.
I need to know where Courtney took that shirt 😩