Ellen Show Is Bad

there's always been one thing that i've believed to be true and so far no one's been able to prove otherwise it's that people that gloat about how kind they are are the biggest [ __ ] i think it takes a very conceited douchebag to brag about how nice they are and you know exactly what kind of people i'm talking about the ones that can't shut the [ __ ] up about every single good deed they do no matter how trivial oh well actually i'm a better person than you because in fact on my way to work today i saw a lizard on the side of the road and i pulled over my car and i started petting the lizard gentle pets and fed it some grapes to help ease anxiety then i put the lizard in my car drove to work and i gave it a loving household in my cubicle no no no no i'm no saint you know i i just happen to be one of the nicest people you'll ever meet you know those kind of people that just make everything good they do seem so fake and disingenuous where it just seems like it's points on a score card to them and things to use in a conversation to make themselves feel superior to others i just think that [ __ ] sucks and there's no better example of this than ellen degeneres ellen degeneres's whole career and brand image is centered around the idea that she is a kind person and i've never believed that i've seen plenty of clips where she's just a passive aggressive [ __ ] to her guest and in fact just outright mean to a lot of guests she's had on in the past for example mariah carey forcing her to admit that she's pregnant on her show by coercing her to drink champagne on her show so she can't hide the pregnancy is that people are saying that uh that you're pregnant there's rumors don't discuss that um all right well you don't have to and that's okay no honestly let's just toast with champagne and decide saying that you want to taste it i can't believe you did this to me ellen what no are you trying i'm not going to ask you if you're pregnant this is peer pressing no let's toast to you not being pregnant if you're not pregnant [Music] [Applause] mariah carey had a miscarriage three weeks after this and as you can see ellen degeneres is full kindness on display here by forcing her to tell everyone that she's pregnant through this little uh science experiment she set up here this [ __ ] little saw trap to try and get her to finally once and for all spill it and let everyone know that she's pregnant even though it's none of ellen degeneres [ __ ] business but ellen degeneres being the narcissist she is has to know everything and has to feel like she's the most superior person in the room why am i talking about ellen degeneres well i've never liked ellen degeneres not just because she's an [ __ ] but i think her show sucks and over the last month or so the internet's been ass blasted with ellen degeneres truth bombs about what it's like to work with ellen and what it's like to even be near her she treats everyone around her terribly according to most people that have ever even encountered her by accident [ __ ] from some of the things i read if a kid with a broken arm found ellen degeneres at a doughnut shop and asked for an autograph on the cast she'd probably slap him and spit in their face she just seems like a really terrible person to associate with according to everyone that has that has had the misfortune of associating with her and her workplace environment has been called toxic by everyone that's [ __ ] worked there and apparently it's filled with racism as well according to a lot of the reports so things aren't looking too great for ellen degeneres's be kind image when she seems to be one of the most not kind people in the space i think talk shows suck i've already talked about wendy williams show and everything i dislike about that and i thought it was only fair to talk about ellen's show because it's just as bad if not worse because she parades around like she's some gift from god to bring salvation to this planet through her kind generous acts which seems pretty far from the truth and she's being investigated for these workplace environment claims as well as like other bullying things that are coming to light with all this keep in mind these are all just claims but they're from current and former employees and if she really is so incredibly kind i can't imagine why everyone would have a coordinated effort to attack her in the environment so they probably do have some weight but again it's not proven it's not like the people that have worked on the ellen degeneres set would go in there and it looks like some [ __ ] out of a horror movie where there's [ __ ] bodies hanging from meat hooks and [ __ ] mangled corpses everywhere because it's that evil but it does seem like an absolutely terrible place to work with actual bad [ __ ] going on but again they are just claims at the moment even if all those claims turned out to be completely false i still wouldn't like ellen i don't like her show she'll publicly shame people in her audience she's very rude a lot of times and i don't get a smile on my face in the few times that i've tried watching the show she's like a pioneer though i will give her that she basically invented shitty tick tock dancing comedy before tick-tock existed half of ellen schtick that i can see besides the fake being kind garbage is that she does goofy dances baby and that's like supposed to be a big root of the hahas in her show which i'm just not really too big of a fan of but all in all it just seems like a terrible place to work according to employees and a terrible thing to be on according to guests for example a youtuber named nikkietutorials went on ellen's show was very excited to go on the show and then she went on another show later and insinuated she kind of [ __ ] hated the ellen show she wasn't overly happy about the experience and that kind of coincides with what a lot of the other guests have said as well from what i've read so far but yeah anyway just wanted to talk about all this because i talked about wendy williams and it only made sense to talk about ellen degeneres's show as well so that's about it if they do end up firing ellen degeneres from her position on the show i'm more than willing to step in and take up the mantle we can totally rebrand that [ __ ] i have a [ __ ] whole closet full of unimaginable amounts of sex toys we could bring celebrities on we could slap each other with rubber vaginas it could be a good old hoot and a holler a real good time so if you're watching warner brothers at least consider it that's about it see ya

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Length: 5min 54sec (354 seconds)

Published: Sat Aug 08 2020