Tik Tok Influencers Just Made The Worst Show Ever

forget everything you think you know about shitty shows I'm about to introduce you to something that'll open your third eye you'll achieve enlightenment and I'll reveal the truth behind the word [ __ ] Big Bang Theory that looks like a masterpiece in comparison to what I'm about to show you here this is a hospital show that is entirely composed of tick tock stars acting alongside some people that they found on Fiverr it's called adAway general I'm always blown away by how talentless tik-tok stars are and this sets sets a whole new level that I didn't even think was evil this is like quantum talentless Ness it's [ __ ] crazy to me how bad this show is I've only watched one episode good I want to spoil myself I'm not just gonna binge on it and then run out of Attaway general while beetle or at least like [ __ ] scratching at my neck like a meth addict waiting for my next fix of the Attaway general show so I've only seen one episode and I'd like to go over it with all of you here because it really is something special today's premiere and by the way general is brought to you by Justin's 2020 team is honestly so much fun and I can't wait to play with my entire family nothing says quality quite like the opening seconds being dedicated to an ad I've never played just dance maybe it is a game that I'd enjoy too and want to play with my entire family just [ __ ] boogie down cut the rug and get wild on some just dance to some good old boner jams you know hopefully they have sky nut on Just Dance I'm not quite sure the count along but yeah I mean maybe it's a great game but I didn't tune into a complex narrative story driven high-octane character piece show like an away general to dance I'm here to feel I'm here to cry I'm here to smile I'm here to get emotionally invested in these characters babysitting great that's right Georgia make em feel seen heard comforted whatever they need got a problem with that get an MD any questions Jack yo attend do you get off I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that this is our main cast right here as you've likely guessed they are all tic TOCs stars and it centers around these four volunteers as they go about their days in the ER two of them don't want to be there at all and the other two are excited to be there so you've got really unique character traits clashing right now between the people that want to be there the people that don't want to be there it's you're already off to a fiery start also I do hope you enjoy that royalty-free song in the background because that's the only music you're ever going to hear in this entire episode apparently they only bought the rights to that one royalty free song because that [ __ ] is looping constantly in this episode every single second of this entire episode has that song playing in the background it's like listening to the same Facebook cooking video on repeat Jack and Rosie you guys can help me upstairs with lunches kitten Georgia there's a new shipment of donated toys in the shed well I can see why they call this from the shed come on the faster we finish the faster we can go do something real we've been here five seconds study shall we form lasting impressions about others within seconds of meeting so I can't be with you in a closet when I meet dr. Henry seriously you're his daughter you're so lucky you don't even know it you're giving me the impression I don't want to be in the same room as you this entire show feels like a skit from the Amanda Bynes show The Amanda Show so they're given some chores kitten Georgia are sent to the shed to get some [ __ ] in the shed it's revealed that Georgia is the daughter of renowned doctor Henry of course as we all know doctor Henry's done some fine work in fact they credit dr. Henry with discovering the human erection so dr. Henry is a big deal and she is his daughter and she doesn't really like dr. Henry that much but kit loves dr. Henry and can't wait to meet him so there's a lot of plot going on right now a lot of exposition happening in this shed here and the writing is superb the writing in Attaway general is second to none it feels like it's written by Tommy was oh if he was overdosing on xanax you're so advanced why do you go scrub in leave me be maybe I will I really don't understand what Georgia is so angry about all KITT was saying is that you're the daughter dr. Henry that's pretty cool and then Georgia gets real upset about it tells her to get the [ __ ] out of here and go scrub in all right leave me here I'm gonna read a magazine as if anyone's read a magazine for the last 20 years I got arrested beeps juvie what the [ __ ] did you get arrested for Jack stealing robux you don't exactly look like some hardened criminal what about you for real helping people yeah what a [ __ ] loser am i right jack you see Jack's face I mean seriously that's for real I mean did you hear Jack got arrested he stole three packs of yugioh cards from a Walmart this guy is a bad boy is bad to the bone he doesn't understand what helping people is about eat give me it's [ __ ] foreign concept it makes no sense yeah I mean if you can't even wrap his head around it the writing in this shows it's it's like it's written by someone not of this world Oh Jack might very well be the best actor I've ever seen a lot of people are saying Attaway general is the worst show ever made is it the worst show ever made no is it the best show ever made probably and Jack carries it as you can see here you know I don't know what happened here I guess a pimple got popped on the glass and you saw jack oh geez and then he busts out into some hearty laughs there's some good old belly laughs this show just makes no [ __ ] sense it can't do anything right or even close to anything right this isn't explained by the way what the [ __ ] happened here just oh jeez somebody comes shot at the glass again she took me back here forever ago and she hasn't come back yet sorry but it's really busy right now there's been a huge accident I know I was in it that must have been yeah I got pretty lucky I'm just a little worried right now cuz I'm losing a lot of blood okay and what about it [ __ ] huh the doctors don't seem concerned about it what are you you a medical professional who are you to pull away a volunteer who very well could have been doing some great work fetching things in the shed now you've halted the entire development of the hospital now everything some does screeching halt because you're selfish because you're bleeding out all right why can't you just be patient and wait your [ __ ] turn she's not even qualified and yet she's gonna go out of her way and perform something illegal you should be fine to wait a little if you didn't artery you ain't passed out by now that's comforting use this to said lots of pressure and soak it in cold water this sweatshirt oh thanks I'm holding okay this is actually pretty confusing because this seems like it's about to spawn a romantic interest between the two here but the kid looks like he's 13 and she looks like she's 18 so it seems like a huge age difference here I don't know what the [ __ ] goes on on tick-tock but it just feels weird for the show to have these to be in like some kind of romantic situation [Music] female third degree burns possible smoke inhalation we couldn't get a line in what did you do to get arrested in prison you're never supposed to ask about the crime yeah not even the writers could come up with a crime that was believable for Jack so they just didn't even bother when with a little cop-out which makes total sense but as you can see the tension starting to rise you know I bet you're on the edge of your seat right [ __ ] now huh you know you got KITT in the emergency room right now she's taking care of a boy who nearly lost his entire goddamn arm nearly [ __ ] bitten off by a shark it looks like and then you got an another girl coming in with these third-degree burns even dr. Henry shows up not to spoil it but that was dr. Henry you saw briefly the man the myth and the legend so I mean it's getting wild it's really ramping up we're reaching the crazy climax of episode one about away general come on dude you're the last one we have to eat hey don't ignore me hey approach what are you doing you can't just force him here let me try Stevie sweetie you need to eat to get big and strong and feel better yeah that little kid is the best actor in the entire show I can really feel how annoyed he was to even be around these tick tock stars and I guarantee this wasn't like the first take they're using they're just such [ __ ] actors that this was the best take they had they probably did this one scene for like six hours they probably have like hundreds of takes of this scene right here and this was just the only almost usable one [Music] [Music] if only someone had warned that little kid that Jack has been arrested before you don't throw yogurt at a convicted felon like Jack you don't poke that sleeping bear Jack will steal your [ __ ] robach's that's gonna hurt you depends where I put it hmm well uh can't really argue with that uh I don't it's just we wide uh but like this scene doesn't make any sense she's she's sleeping in the shed and then she feels like she's being burglarized when someone comes in to get something from the shed so she arms herself with a water bottle and then threatens to stick it up his [ __ ] or something it's a good scene pretty good scene your new TV on you nicely done Sherlock no what are you doing do you always sneak up on people when they're sleeping actually I had a reason to be in here some of us have work am I supposed to congratulate you if you want to yes mm-hmm of course well you see in the real world that's called a sexual harassment charge waiting to happen right there but I guess it's normal on tick tock I suppose then again on tick tock almost every video has tongue sticking out so I'm honestly surprised throughout the entire episode I didn't see any tongues hanging out you know I half expected the entire episode to be filmed with tongues out doing some of that [ __ ] or something but uh we were spared the full tik-tok experience but still a very uncomfortable moment here it's not very romantic it just seems real rapey you know like it's not it's not really like a normal natural way of showing these two characters might be interested in one another just coming in like if you want to be peas too low I can't find a vein any more hands you come here it's our first day get over here come on grab on right below the elbow and squeeze as tight as you can I don't worry about hurting her butt minute longer and we're in keep up the rescue mess good job kid kid I'm dr. Finley I know you're amazing I read your book it was amazing and that that was yeah amazing well dr. Henry I'm gonna go against the grain here and say what you did was not amazing in fact I'd argue quite the opposite what you did was the absolute bare minimum this girl came in with third-degree burns so they called in the big guns the specialist dr. Henry and all he does is march up to the girl and give her a shot and walk away he doesn't even do anything with the third-degree burns or helped treat her just comes up then there it is there's the flu shot right my work here is done thanks everyone oh what a [ __ ] useless doctor died how did he earn like the prestige you know dr. Henry I think sucks didn't help with the third-degree burns did nothing you know [ __ ] this girl she's broken her leg we need dr. Henry okay I'm here um have we tried using essential oils okay my work here is done oh thanks everyone going home can I just say amazing twice three times I think [Music] please we'll do anything ho ho ho give it up for mrs. Claus what happened to you guys we've had to deal with a demon we can't leave until he eats but we've tried everything everything the way she's delivering all of her lines makes it feel like she's doing an As Seen on TV product commercial we've tried everything everything but we haven't tried just dance 20 20 maybe if we get them dancing a little work up an appetite now have you tried just dance 20 20 a whole family's gonna want to play it pick your poison excellent choice and you can have her but first you've got to be kidding me thank you you earned it kid Theater healing was amazing so first I snuck into the ER and there was this boy he was bleeding everywhere so I saved his life and then dr. Henry called me over out of all the nurses in the ER to help save this girl with third-degree burns it was crazy well you guys are patting yourselves on the back your patients are still in critical condition yeah that sounds about right the girl with third-degree burns she wasn't greeted though it's not their fault dr. Henry just didn't do anything so that I mean that that's on his conscience but what about the kid the kid they were feeding is in critical condition I mean he seemed fine what did they poison him with with the food or something how did that happen but hey you know I guess she says it casually so I guess it's not that big of a deal don't ever forget why you're here but despite a few hiccups you guys are right next week try to be a little more professional these will help and that concludes episode 1 of this absolute banger of a show Attaway general I do have to wonder how this lady even knows what they did that day cuz she wasn't in the episode past the first scene so there's no way she could possibly [ __ ] know what went on but I guess she's just omniscient she's got eyes everywhere she was checking all the security camera feeds or something I don't know but anyway what a great episode and honestly I'm excited for more Attaway general what an absolute train wreck of it - a little YouTube show or TV show whatever the [ __ ] this is it's it's incredible that's a see ya

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Length: 14min 25sec (865 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 18 2020