Protecting the Innocent

[Applause] as forensics been able to get anything not yet sir double homicide and it's not even lunch yet not that I'm gonna be hungry what about you you gonna tell me why I found you here man I ain't telling you nothing uh-huh what do we got here Johnson yeah well detective it looks like a double homicide I'm sorry this is my daughter Mallory oh that's nice to meet nice to meet you sir may I have a word with all due respect why is she here let's bring your daughter to work day yeah but this is a murder scene oh yeah today we're gonna call it a birthday party there's a memo so when what information I per gathered so far oh well this victim was stabbed snuggled oh sorry this victim was snuggled in the chest we counted 13 snuggle wounds and the other victim gunshot aaah fairy kisses oh this victim suffered from multiple fairy kisses to the face the kissing has made him difficult to identify he must have been really loved the fairy was registered to a leader of a local gang of ballerinas not until you 18 unless you have a boyfriend then I'll give you two fairies one for your person the other for the glove box who's this guy suspect found him outside with the Snuggle in his coat pocket what man all I had was a knife they think of the kids yeah I was caring the Snuggle for someone else I had snuggle no one never I mean sure I think it'd be nice to curl up on the couch with a cup of cocoa next to a warm fire maybe snuggle for a little while but I'm sorry I got lost in the metaphor officers morning chief I just found a 9-millimeter fairy in the dumpster now that makes three parties in one week now I hate to say but I'm afraid we got a serial party thriller on our hands sir we just got a call that someone is trying to tickle a clown down on nine the tickler got away on a stolen pony but galloped right into a brick rainbow was anyone spanked only the tickler paramedics pronounced him spanked on the scene there was glitter everywhere go check this out bring him downtown and send Stevenson down there too you got it give me a detective Stevenson daddy daddy um are we gonna see the pony no dear the pony was totaled it's gonna have to be compacted and sold for individual parts [Laughter] [Applause] you're a monster [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Studio C

Views: 5,151,705

Rating: 4.9645114 out of 5

Keywords: BYUtv, Studio C, crime, crime scene, evidence, LAPD, police, funny, humor, college, comedy, college humor, Matt Meese, Mallory Everton, Whitney Call, Jason Gray

Id: 4pn0n_-rM4E

Length: 3min 22sec (202 seconds)

Published: Tue Apr 16 2013

Reddit Comments

[u/NedTyler]

Thank you for introducing me to the awkward avoidance viking.

[u/Hencenomore]

"The pony was totalled and compacted, and then sold for individual parts."