Elden Ring's New Colosseum

the original character asmon gold all right let's do it it's been a while I haven't played this character in like forever okay I think volume should be fine too I think it's in Landell right it's like right up at hmm where the [ __ ] is it all tasks East oh I I think this is it right here there's three there's one in the limb grave too okay well let's go to the one in Lim grave yeah where is it to travel to here you need to go to all three coliseums to lock all three modes okay let's try this out foreign just make sure I still know how to do it yep okay all right we know what we're doing North okay let's go north all righty try this out big Bonk yep that's it okay so uh is that something new no I don't think it is for a second I thought that was a player where is it you can see it on the map it's a big circle okay let me try to uh get out of combat then okay it's a big oh oh that oh okay yeah I'll go over there right now for Mark on them yeah yeah I know I know what you're talking about now I didn't realize that's what you meant let's try this out [ __ ] them I remember this Weapon made so many people mad it was actually really fun to play this game the first time for that exact reason okay so this is the Coliseum all righty well let's see what happens uh um I think is it closed go left okay sure why not oh oh [ __ ] all right let's do it so this is it Lim grave Coliseum to engage in combat with other players touch the Effigy Of America in the Coliseum United combat and combat ordeals can be undertaken in this venue in United combat two teams of Fighters Clash combat ordeals are all out brawls in which every combatant is out for themselves okay intercolosium combat and what's this you don't have the right oh you do okay very [ __ ] funny inter Coliseum combat combat ordeal to combatants Spirit ashes prohibited Coliseum password venue Lim grave Coliseum okay I'll probably win this game more than two well let me just try I want to just try the first one okay okay it says all combats have been assembled okay how the [ __ ] foreign foreign I got his ass [ __ ] yeah I beat him now what who's this wait what huh foreign hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey [Music] he's dead do I get a heel back or something he a dead ass good [Music] [ __ ] how the [ __ ] did that hit me okay foreign I'm almost dead I'll use this thing too [Music] holy [ __ ] I'm destroying this guy get [ __ ] yeah I was worried I was like not gonna go very well [Music] [ __ ] foreign so this this guy's just getting [ __ ] wrecked though right fair enough yeah it's fine foreign it's okay I know what he's gonna do foreign focusing how the [ __ ] did that not hit him oh he would have been dead he'd have been dead he'd been dead hundred percent that was easy well this guy got destroyed yeah Gaga Just just [ __ ] annihilated holy [ __ ] I'm a God okay so two combatants four okay let's do four combatants let's see what this is still on low MMR wait you think there's an MMR for this no way there's an MMR there is I don't know we'll see I mean I'll go to top MMR pretty fast like trust me like it's like this is what I do to him right I jump and then I attack they never expect that the reason why they don't expect that is like they don't expect somebody dumb enough to do that oh there's four wait what Pikachu what the [ __ ] so what is he doing okay he's dead foreign I was not even close what the [ __ ] was that wait okay God I've got him got him got his ass got his ass okay all right that's fine that's the easy GG there we go all right I got I got three eliminations come here Pikachu bro they're teaming they're all teaming oh my God that's me that's me that's me hey hey that's me can't do that got him how how how nah bro like got him got him Pikachu down bro this is this is [ __ ] Shameless man this is so [ __ ] Shameless I'm getting focused by like three people this is so dumb one shot Pikachu's having fun I'll have fun if I'm winning no no no no no we're gonna kill him we're gonna kill him you get him I killed one of them I killed one of them I'm fine I'm fine this is okay okay it's not very effective dirty but it's 3v1 all right no it's fine it's fine I don't mind that I actually prefer 3v1 it's easier that way [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] this is hey hey hey hey got him caught him next [ __ ] he's doing it he's doing it isn't he [ __ ] okay okay okay it's time to die [Music] got him hey hey hey [ __ ] man okay let's do it what the [ __ ] was stalemate foreign yeah I feel like this guy was the best I wonder can it tell me how many people like a Pikachu bro I hate Pikachu man do threes okay let's do 3v3 let's try that I'm trying each one of them combat format United combat okay all right let's do six and we'll see what happens with with six way to go [ __ ] knocker no he was not that good is Pikachu Pikachu was getting me if it wasn't for Pikachu out of one they should show a leaderboard I don't know if they show one of those but it seems like they don't you chose six free-for-all okay well let's try six free-for-all then we'll try United combat how about that yeah I'm gonna try how I'm gonna try every single one of them we're gonna see how they work okay oh this guy's an idiot I'm gonna kill him [ __ ] no no not you what there it is you dick sucker you dicks you [ __ ] dicks red guy I'm gonna take out red guy it's okay okay [Music] this is [ __ ] disgusting Pikachu no Pikachu foreign [ __ ] gotcha that's what you get I'm fine I'm totally happy about that it's totally okay he's dead yep we're fine the roll my roll was perfect oh my God what whoa oh wait no no no you don't oh my God what is this spell Jesus look at Pikachu okay here we go wait is that is that who I think it is no not you leave me alone kill both oh my [ __ ] God I actually got outplayed by Pikachu I cannot [ __ ] believe that okay red guy here we go foreign now let's take out Pikachu no no no no no no he's all saying he's alting there we go all right bolt canceled all right we're gonna spawn Camp Pikachu wait never mind we're gonna kill these guys got him got him what the [ __ ] okay oh oh my God where's the Practical fuel builds you want me to do that I I can go and and try my full shield build if people want I'll try it after this actually let me do a few more got him literal trading God [Music] that's how you play the game right there foreign no no no no I got him I got him I got him I won holy [ __ ] I actually [ __ ] won wow damn I'm pretty good at this this is impressive I'm impressing myself with how good I am wow look at that dude oh my God all right now I want to try one more 1v1 I want to try another 1v1 and then I'm gonna try the uh I'm gonna try the the uh the team games zero rewards and what's the point it should give some souls or something like that I agree do six's team yeah we will Shield build okay let me do Shield build after this okay [ __ ] [Music] foreign I can easily beat him he doesn't know what he's doing come on all right it's okay yep it's fine he's good no he's not good I'm good he's been he's not good I'm good you like that huh you feel good does it cheating he's cheating how the [ __ ] did I not hit him but his Katana hit me [Music] all right we're doing okay got him water fell down no no it's okay I'll be able to beat this guy easily after this we're gonna go tank build okay this is part of the game guys you like that huh how's it feel [Music] how how how how did I not bro I think he just turned on to cheats he just turned onto cheeks [Music] he got them cheeks on now I guarantee it foreign [ __ ] [ __ ] tries to emote me just good just because he got he got one good game in this one of this I mean guys it is what it is it is what it is let's go foreign like that huh try to guard counter me I am the guard counter what the [ __ ] was that stupid [ __ ] it's over this is the worst build I've ever seen in my entire life this guy doesn't even know how to dual wield halibardos this guy sucks [Music] let's run you like that huh thank you actually thought you were gonna get me isn't that sad go ahead Supreme Battle Master asman gold all right I want to do a 2v2 actually you know what let me get on the other character I'm gonna get on the other character and we're gonna see what it's like on him okay yeah we're gonna try we're gonna go with the tank build that's right I don't know how this is gonna go I have no idea I'm I'm very nervous to be honest with you load game bald wall it's time we'll see how this goes you know what I'm gonna kill him right now I'm gonna put one attempt on him right now I'm gonna kill him no yeah no I'm gonna kill him I'm not gonna let this happen to me let's go one solid good attempt foreign that's so dumb that's [ __ ] I think it's rigged foreign it's fine it's fine it's fine foreign with my blocking ability there's no way I can lose he can't even begin to beat me foreign [ __ ] let me just get my Souls back I'll be I'll beat him later like I'm just I'm just not I just don't feel like beating him right now that's all yeah I'll just beat him later it's not big deal let me go over this way all right nice blocking ability so this character um let me show you how powerful this character is just against this guy right here what is see that that's what I can do without even trying you guys understand that's my power level so this character has full uh plate armor okay and what I need to do is apparently I have to get patches to go to volcano Manor and then he gives me a quest that will allow me to buy an armor set that will mean that I don't die ever again and I need to do that on this character I don't know if I'm going to do that today or not I probably should I go around here I don't even know if I can looks like I can't okay so I have to go around the other one it's fine the bull goat armor yeah Dr Allen just dropped 31 Pages by the way yeah I know that Miss fan appeals no I had a bit of a headache earlier and I wasn't like feeling like super good and so I didn't want to do that much talking today and I felt like I couldn't really be Mike uh super entertaining about it and so I figured I'll just save it and do it another day whenever it feels better for me to do these are gonna this is this is what the what's gonna happen to the players you guys can kind of see you know what the pattern here is okay where is the uh okay who cares does it matter let's keep moving you can queue for the round table it's okay I'll just go it's whatever fight the Big Bear uh if I did I'd win I don't want to do it but if I did if I did do it I would win okay so it should be right over here right wait what wait did I get lost again I think I did I missed it yeah looks like I must have yeah oh oh oh yeah there it is it's time that's his roles by the way he is a big boy oh he is a big boy thick roll oh yeah it's not fat roll it's thick roll true get the armor let me do this first I don't want to even think about the armor yet there's a dual option I'll look at it after this all this kid's done let's get his dog [Music] changing his weapon smart don't you turn on that lag switch wow holy [ __ ] this guy destroyed me oh my God okay [Music] see like the NPCs never roll foreign foreign like I'm not used to playing this character this is my first time okay [Music] foreign was decent enough he's healing as well no it's fine it's fine okay dick yeah no we're good we're good foreign there we go there we go big bonking oh we big bonking let's go they can forget they forget I can move if I want to oh [Music] it doesn't matter [Music] that was my fault foreign I told you guys it's a big boy I think he wins still uh maybe it's a it's a combat ends in your victory yeah true true true very true yeah yeah I won yeah never doubted me okay let me let me try another one because I actually really want I want to know like if I could actually lose with this build because like also another big factor you guys need to keep in mind this build is not even my final form this is like very very casual it's not a big deal at all canoe wants to play me all right let me do a few more now I'm down I'm down to dual people yeah I'll do whoever the [ __ ] I don't I don't afraid of anybody he means an Elven ring though right [Music] what's up but [Music] okay that's interesting all right [Music] see like I just I didn't know whenever it was time for me to go in I think I'm gonna play those games on me huh you little [ __ ] you think you're cute [Music] I understand no I I understand his games it's fine what oh okay this is a good build he's got going on this is impressive okay all right let me think how do I handle this it's a lot of damage it is so I can't do that [Music] that's a long long dick too and then I try to jump and I can't that's the problem foreign [Music] this is a lot harder than the NPCs foreign okay that's one death at least I killed him once all right I'm gonna play Super aggressive now [Music] I have to Oh I thought I could roll jump over that foreign wow I understand that's crazy care I I don't know a lot of these spells so I'm learning it right now okay [Music] another one [Music] another one see this is the thing man as soon as I get used to like his [ __ ] magic [ __ ] he quits he quits oh I'm done I'm done because I started I started to learn his tricks I started I started to see what he's gonna do he does so much damage beyond the block his [ __ ] no this Shield is explicitly weak against Magic so it that character that build is the hardest build for me to beat like for example look at this Shield what does this Shield say it says I'm bad at blocking magic damage 62 Magic that's why get a second Shield O2 Shields what what [Music] foreign why does he have the Metal Mario thing I don't understand okay okay okay all right all right all right I understand now what I have to do is I have to play aggressively see he's playing aggressive I have to play aggressive okay he thought he's gonna play games I'm not playing games I'm playing a win sometimes you have to play aggressively you like that yeah that's what I [ __ ] thought cheating he's cheating he's cheating he's cheating [ __ ] yep [ __ ] like that huh how does that feel the [ __ ] out of here probably there we go all right good two to three two three come here [ __ ] come here what how the [ __ ] did he jump over my fire I didn't think he could do it that's out there that's even fair oh what's wrong that that was a backstabber foreign foreign he tried he tried but he didn't it's not not bro like that's actually [ __ ] like this it's not even fair he shouldn't be able to do that that's such more [ __ ] foreign that was on me but like no that that's some [ __ ] [ __ ] man I I just that's so dumb like huge out how do you just kick foreign there we go I'm not gonna be able to win cease combat all right all right [ __ ] man kick the big head no dude that's so unfuck off [ __ ] [ __ ] off bro like that's some [ __ ] like how is it just keep swinging yeah listen that's so dumb you thought well I didn't like I didn't know the kick did that much I thought the kick just did a lot of stamina damage I didn't know it just like [ __ ] cleared stamina damage like that that's insane just get better I know apparently okay who's this guy all right foreign [Music] Scarlet ride wait what you can do that [Music] how'd she get two heels foreign way way too much she healing way too much that's some [ __ ] that's how how all right there it is there it is there it is they thought I wasn't [ __ ] they thought I was [ __ ] around but actually she actually thought I was [ __ ] around that's right that's right you don't beat the Battle Master you can't heal heal up heal up see what happens foreign I'm [ __ ] dead I'm [ __ ] dead foreign like they're running you out of the timer it's okay I'm gonna win right now I just have to play more aggressively I don't know how to beat this guy cringe build [Music] foreign [Music] bait the roll I got it I got it all right that's wait stalemate oh no I think this guy got more kills on me though I'm pretty sure I lost that one I feel like I'm like oh my God can we do one more then I'll do the group one wait it was a tie really I thought I thought he killed me like four times if not I mean I feel way better yeah if that's the case yeah I'm feeling good about that it was two to two oh okay I'm feeling way better thank God oh this guy's probably this is probably some [ __ ] why do you roll what the [ __ ] what foreign Jesus cheating I don't think he's cheating okay [Music] I can't even hit him what the [ __ ] I I don't I don't know if it's I don't know if this guy's you think he's hacking classic lagstep I I don't know I'm doing my best oh yeah okay [ __ ] man finish the game on lower level you think it's a it's a level thing I don't know if it is or not this guy's destroying me I'm gonna try to Parry me foreign how did I not backstab him okay thank you what wait wait huh [Music] oh he's dead Jesus man it was the bottle thingy but he didn't even use it I'm kind I'm kind of under I'm understanding his tricks okay [Music] that's too bad he just attacks on me like that it's nuts it's just a heel from the flask it triggers oh it triggers so he automatically heals okay Jesus [ __ ] I almost got him she's just like it's just like I don't know like I swing at him he's not there I go are you kidding me oh I did that this guy's going yeah yeah he's got a really great router guys s tier router yeah right there yeah totally foreign Jesus Christ man light builds lets you avoid attacks I don't know this guy [ __ ] destroyed me biggest [ __ ] gameplay in the world I don't know flag tool cheat I don't know I mean I don't want to say the guy was lagging but like it was really hard for me to even and I feel like I should have hit him at least a few times here I'm gonna be honest I I think I should add him a few times there I'm gonna do another one I'm so [ __ ] mad I'm so [ __ ] mad you have to roll more not Gene from stuff you've always been scuffed yeah I know he backed me it's fine like this is my friend like I've played this character for like two days like I I haven't done PP on this game like somebody beats me on it it's it is what it is oh [ __ ] okay all right let's go [ __ ] God you [ __ ] damn it son of a [ __ ] same guy alter four you know I'm no I'm not going to give him the satisfaction I'm not going to give him the satisfaction of All Tech foreign I'm not even in range of this guy he just still hits me [Music] holy [ __ ] you hit him but he takes no damage well I don't know if that's really on him okay [ __ ] get his bag I don't know what to do do the same [ __ ] same result well I mean you can't really do a lot of stuff in this game yeah I can't beat this guy there's no way yeah there's no way like I I attack too slow I think what I need to do is um I need to do heavy attacks yeah that's what I think my uh my option is I I have to do heavy attacks yeah I just I can't the guy just [ __ ] destroys me holy [ __ ] man even though I'm not kick yeah he's too fast okay it's like how does that not hit [Music] oh my God oh my [ __ ] God I'm getting destroyed [ __ ] I just I can't beat this guy I think that I'd be able to beat him if I had the armor yeah because like every attack he does staggers me and because it staggers me I can't really well maybe that's what I should do Jesus wait how did that not I don't understand like I holy [ __ ] gigolag yeah like I like I'm I'm sh I'm 100 sure this guy's better than me but I don't think he's this much better it [ __ ] op lag yeah like I it's just crazy the damage is insane it always lies like this in Brazil it's easier for a character with high attack speeds when it's attacked and low attack speed no no you're definitely right about that I killed him once at least I like to play against somebody different [Music] oh my God I just dude I cannot even hit this guy for a how yeah I know okay yeah I got [ __ ] wrecked yeah it's like if I was able to like Poise through his attacks I think I'd be able to beat him I I do genuinely think like I could probably beat him if I could Poise through the attacks but like not if I can't let me let me give it a minute and like let him get another cue and then I'll do it again two-hand your weapon yeah you're probably right about that yeah maybe that would have helped because like the shield didn't really help me at all [Music] okay let me do one more one more and then we'll do with the uh with with a bigger group okay he's dual willing ethernet cables yeah it was really hard for me to see what he was doing until he was unlocking a lot uh I don't know I mean the thing is also like some people play the game constantly so it's like they're gonna be a lot better anyway okay here we go what the [ __ ] hey [Music] foreign [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] foreign all right seems good to me trade yep there we go totally fine [Music] foreign [Music] all right decent enough we don't roll in this game we don't roll [Music] to be fair I should have expected that match up for him yeah I know he got me he got me it's fine that's really bad I can't trade like that [Music] okay that's a dub for beating his ass foreign [Music] oh my God I really thought I was gonna be able to hit him there I really really did I don't know how that didn't hit him like that was so dumb he swapped well I I thought I was there 100 percent okay let's go how well apparently it said I won well that's nice okay let me try it with a larger group that lag though yeah it was bad 3v3 okay we will do 3v3 I'm assuming it's six in United combat right that's what I'm guessing yes okay one sec all right let's try this out this game's notorious for bad lag yeah it is it's okay I mean it's not awful stalemate's a tie oh really okay I didn't really yeah I don't understand how it works okay hopefully we'll be able to kill one of them do how a Bardo build I feel like that's better we got uh John Elden ring and iron tank ass foreign I feel like my gear isn't good enough I think I have to do I I think I have to go double halibuardo wait what huh foreign this is absolute [ __ ] chaos yeah we're gonna use the other one yeah we're gonna we're gonna play the other character I don't think this character is good enough to do this I think we're losing too this [ __ ] guy man okay these guys come in from the side man [ __ ] how does he move like that wait [ __ ] well are you kidding me okay he's dead I actually killed something thank God yeah I'm telling you guys like once I start using double halibardo this is gonna it's gonna be over foreign [Music] use your fire oh that's a good idea okay [Music] yeah it's just that like I just can't beat these guys they're too fast yeah go 2x damage yeah AOE spells op and free-for-all all right let's try it out [Music] this is good well that's not even how does he do that foreign [ __ ] man guard break is useless in PvP yeah it is it seems like it okay no scaling for shield damage it seems that way like I'm not really used to doing any of this stuff like I'm not I don't really play this at all so like I I don't know what I'm doing basically Jesus foreign we got him there okay okay you don't point blank in AOE well it's a it's a short range like I can't really do a lot with it foreign yeah we got [ __ ] destroyed let's be honest you gotta roll like I I bro I'm not playing my other character I'm gonna play my other character that way I actually win I feel like this character is just uh it's leading me down a dark path and it's just not working very well okay let me get on my other guy you need a faster weapon well I think that really like if you're using two weapons I think I'll be in a much better spot like I don't think I lost a single game whenever I was dual wielding Hal bardos I [ __ ] oh God I clicked the wrong one use armor with poise yeah I need to try something else let me go back and do it again it doesn't need to be faster just do a wheel than jump attack that's what I'm going to try to do Peru's president impeached and arrested after Jim dissolved Congress what a new well I mean what a [ __ ] surprise there that's not a surprise to me at all it's just normal stupid [ __ ] that people try and do thank God I don't live there you need bull goat armor yeah I know like that's what I need to do I'll do a few more of these and then I want to try to get that armor here let me do one solo and then after that after that I'll get back into it and then we'll do the 3v3 again dual one life in Lane Del Arena I think this one's fine so far just get someone to drop it for me yeah but that's kind of weird okay here we go foreign foreign how did I not hit this guy what the [ __ ] I was right there it was right there what the are you [ __ ] kidding me foreign [Music] no no no no no no bro what that's yeah right that's a yell right situation no [ __ ] way I died to that foreign they never expect the second one they always think it's the first one but it's not it's the second one okay foreign there it is there it is he thought he's going to get me he wasn't easiest game of my life [Music] nah nah nah nah nah bro like foreign no no way literally no [ __ ] way that happened no [ __ ] way that happened that's so dumb that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen my whole life easiest game of my life I thought I went down like a [ __ ] where's he at where's he at watch this see he's gonna like I [ __ ] destroy that guy all right now let's do 3v3 we'll try this out where's the match end it's a three minute match all right okay combat and we'll do United combat with six combatants let's do it easiest one in my life true is it a good Mage uh building PP the halibar to God well I mean I actually think that I learned how to play this pretty well after doing the halabardo stuff for a long period of time I think that I'm really good at it I'm not even kidding like I legitimately think that I'm good at doing this [Music] go different areas yeah I might try it matches you get builds yeah all right here we go am I gonna do DND again maybe I will I'm not sure how many tried the 1v1 yet well I just did didn't I I mean all right after this one I'll go to the 1v1 area okay for the other uh the other Arena okay these are my boys faith in these nuts and eighth or NOS and wait wait there's only one player wait where's everybody else one Mage is enough think he may just hear your child no no I just I could probably beat this guy 1v1 let's be honest okay no healing be honorable bro can I leave a game foreign I'll let them do it okay I'll let them do it actually [ __ ] my teammates oh they leave okay that's good oh never mind how how did I not oh I can't jump it okay [Music] okay see I told you I could win 1v1 you actually you underestimated the halobardos see if you can beat her [Music] okay he's going in for the ax oh okay that's not very good looking at that smart faith in these nuts let's go [Music] wow what the [ __ ] was that [Music] Jesus uh oh he's gonna die okay he's got the spear out now foreign Jesus faith in these nuts is just destroying them holy [ __ ] look at that guy all right now let's see how Aether does [Music] all right he's gonna go in I don't even know what the [ __ ] that does okay is a good one all right uh aether's not doing very well oh Aether is cool aether's having a bad time oh boy he's having a bad bad time okay aether's gonna get at least one hit off right he probably would not have yep let's be honest all right let's go to the other uh let's go to the other one yeah I think I'm gonna try that out and see what happens I'm gonna try us my black bow build yeah this is kind of cool and it says it's in Lim grave or not Lim grave uh this this area whatever it is um I guess I'll travel to the herd tree sanctuary and then look at where I need to go from there I haven't been here in so long I don't remember where to go try Caleb uh wait what Caleb okay so it should be this way big tree branch yeah Kayla has ashes of War but let me try this one first since I'm already here and there's the Coliseum right there so how the [ __ ] do I get over there oh it's down this way yeah I don't remember at all where this like where to go in here I remember this place was so big I actually thought Stormville Castle was small until I realized I just didn't know where to go okay I think I can make it um uh maybe we'll go through here no I don't even know where to go can you cool up from the round table there's a Grace up there up here in the sanctuary and I don't think there is man pretty sure there's not maybe I go up this way no go around I think I did this so long ago I don't really remember where to go let me teleport back up there I think Okay so maybe I go this way yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay you go down this way and then I'm going to go over there see I remembered it wait what huh maybe I go up through here there's no way I go up through there it's oh maybe it's this way maybe it's this way up here yeah this is probably it okay we'll try this no it's not hmm under dragon ring and towards wall then jump I don't know what that means how can I get over there oh maybe I can go this way oh there's no way oh [ __ ] we chat people are saying different things I think I can make it okay so now let's go on up there I knew I could do it guys it was just a weird situation at first we were able to beat it now it's okay I'm not bad at the game okay like I just didn't know where to go uh is there I remember there were mobs up here is this it no it's not okay let's go find this other uh whatever this is there it is okay gentlemen is there any of the mobs around no there's not let's do it foreign to engage in combat with other players touch the Effigy America duels in which combatants fight one-on-one can be undertaken in this venue okay let's try it out dual prohibited United combat Okay so Royal Coliseum all right I will duel some of you guys how does that sound if you win you win if you lose sorry if you win you get banned in chat if you lose you don't get banned in chat yeah good deal thanks [Music] foreign [Music] what a game wow okay all right so Baldi is going to be the password for the Coliseum okay here we go Baldi all combatants have assembled here we go oh this is my skinniest viewer [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] what's his name yeah he's getting banned what I well I didn't know I didn't even know what the [ __ ] that what like I thought he was gonna do the fire Shield I didn't know he was gonna shoot a bomb at me that's crazy what a bunch of [ __ ] that was all combatants have assembled don't ban me please we'll see password what's any level Q with you that shouldn't be a bad thing right the bull [Music] [Music] foreign I don't know what to say I that was just [ __ ] like literal okay all right let's see viewers are crack nah nah nah nah nah okay watch I'm No I'm not gonna lose three times in a row okay [Music] [Music] what the [ __ ] was that [Music] bro there's no way literally not like that is just [ __ ] I I couldn't even do anything I what the [ __ ] I'm losing to my viewers every single time losing to every [ __ ] viewer Jesus this is embarrassing okay let's see what happens is it true that all right all right I'm not gonna lose to this guy dude he does oh my God I'm getting [ __ ] destroyed I lost every game yeah everybody's gonna get banned after this one holy [ __ ] okay start Banning them yeah my kids have played every day no I don't know your viewers are Gamers I just I didn't think it was I was gonna lose this much this is bad [ __ ] man I'm getting wrecked okay here we go [Music] oh at least I won one okay I I won one game that great all right no honor completely disagree I think that if you cast a spell at the beginning this is bro you're not going to sit there and let somebody charge up for [ __ ] five minutes and use all their Buffs and then one shot you yeah I think that it is bad form to attack somebody while they are emoting at the beginning of the game he was not emoting he was charging a cast this is yeah that's anime logic like all right this isn't a [ __ ] anime We're not gonna do that foreign [Music] [Music] guys I lost to him the first time because I thought it would be funny to lose them there's no way I was going to actually lose to that guy okay like you really think I could double halibados could lose to some unarmed like that was the January 6th guy you think I'm gonna lose to him no it's not going to happen the [ __ ] out of here all right now we're in a winning streak this is what see this is a lot better yeah now now we're having fun this is great you feels healthy buff I don't know what that is who cares what that is [ __ ] oh okay thank you [Music] it's laggy yeah true it's like yeah I know like bro the lag in this game is [ __ ] broken like that's what it was like I I honestly like this lag [ __ ] is just like it's unacceptable like they gotta fix this they really have to fix this like God damn bro like what the [ __ ] level 200 Q broke it no I mean like I'm only level 162. so like maybe these guys are higher level than me a probably higher level and it's lag [Music] what the [ __ ] foreign how does he hit me but I don't hit him guys [Music] I really I really think this one's kind of [ __ ] there's no way there's no uh nope no way no way no way he cheating no he he cheating 100 cheating better gaming chair for sure that's impossible typical from yeah he turned off that modem man he had that modem on and off bro he was pulling that [ __ ] in and out no I'm not I'm not gonna worry about that one that's the backswing of the twin blades wait what oh that's is that normal no no it's a lag nope just like okay foreign [Music] [Music] we have to so there's one more there's the one in caled is that right I'm gonna do a few more of these I want to try the one in caled mess with the bowl got the horns yeah okay all right all right all right I'll suggest that was fine I did lose that one I'm not gonna pretend like I didn't lose I did it's fine grape sword and he's he was purple [Music] that's [ __ ] I don't think so I don't [ __ ] think so see that guy see he he thought he was gonna beat me it's not gonna happen dude's garbage bro that was a really good player he got destroyed because I'm [ __ ] better than him that's right purple doesn't always win exactly keep that in mind how did he miss you bro he's because he's bad that's why he's [ __ ] bad at the game like I'm not bad at the game that's why I beat him duh okay I feel like now I'm starting I'm starting to get back into practice oh [ __ ] this guy's got like his trans manga [ __ ] set up foreign [Music] oh my God how the [ __ ] did he do that no uh-uh no that was [ __ ] like I I hit him with that how the that is so stupid man that's so [ __ ] stupid oh my God like that's because I was it dude I was oh my God lucky ears might help password Baldi yes oh this guy's gonna get [ __ ] destroyed this guy sucks what how [Music] you cheat what foreign get the [ __ ] out of here AKA Fox Slayer was that you was that him or not that was him I I don't know if that was him or not yeah it was him I will see okay visions of Victory true I'm doing really well I peeped the new hairstyles the hairstyles know now do you mean hairstyles now if there's anything new with hairstyles at all at least as far as I know okay so we did pretty well done pretty well so far what's this oh this guy sucks you just look at him you know he sucks foreign [Music] [Music] yeah yeah right [ __ ] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] thank you [Music] [Music] foreign [Music] [Music] [Music] questions [Music] [Music] foreign my dad just uh just called me my dad called me and um he called to tell me that Hassan was banned he called to let me know yeah Hassan was banned and uh yeah um so I I it's a long story to tell him oh boy nice is keeping in the loop yep absolutely now when the door no I didn't I did not sound about lsf I don't think my dad knows what lsf is okay that's definitely in the now oh yeah turn on Cross region I don't know if I can okay here we go let's beat this guy yeah see We're not gonna go and pop off on him all right let's go [Music] nah I should have hit him there bro this guy this guy doesn't know this guy has no idea what's going on that's what this is I'm I'm really sorry Grace but this is the worst character I've ever seen in my whole life that's so that's awesome that's the worst gun I've ever seen my whole life I'm gonna ban that man yeah I mean I watched the same video right I mean I guess they didn't like Hassan or something like I have no idea as I say with the videos it's like I feel like I put a lot of Pride into making sure that like whenever I talk about one of these things or I watch somebody's content I try to I try to be fair in terms of like watching it and everything like that Nazis don't like being made fun of well I I will I will listen to what people say and then and then talk I try I really do try to be fair gargle on are you [ __ ] kidding me gargawan is right guard along these nuts get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of here you're done yeah yeah this is actually going pretty well enable cross play so EU people can converse me oh is that how it works I don't even know how it works okay is my deleted Elden ring is my character gone no it's saved on Steam dude if if the lag is bad now like I bet I'll be playing at somebody who lives in like [ __ ] Russia or something like that and I'll just get disconnected or I'll they'll hit me from like 10 feet away okay is this what name is left I I think oh I understand what you're doing you like that you think you can out jump attack me what that's uh yeah [ __ ] right foreign that's so stupid that's so that's so stupid because I was dude there is no way that I wasn't in on that one but I should have been in that was lag speaking of some bad lag yeah I got out jumped no if it was no got asthma rolled no I'm doing all right we'll go to Caleb after this did you Banner peels not no I had a bit of a headache earlier so I didn't do it please put on the lucky ears you mean my cat ears I don't think I have those [ __ ] foreign [Music] [Music] about that yeah see that's how it's done right there I went right in there hmm easiest day of my life the jump attack was good yeah it was like that was probably one of the best things I've ever done and probably the best thing that I ever will do after that I will probably never do a better a better attack than that okay here we go voice acting whenever they dies almost goes McConnell RP yeah very [ __ ] funny doesn't feel good does it [Music] the jump attack Master okay first you jump then you attack that's the strategy let's do some cool emails yeah yeah yeah I need to make more emotes my emotes I haven't added a new emote and since I added that bird emote like last year I'm just that I'm not I don't really I've said this before I don't really understand twitch culture okay I'm just uh yeah I just I just don't I don't understand what okay oh this guy beat me okay we gotta Focus here that ability really [ __ ] baits me [Music] so strong [Music] Jesus Christ that sword's pretty good too holy [ __ ] through your sub badge win for your sub badge win I uh I'm not a I'm not a doer okay you have to understand it's like if there is a thing that I have to do it will not happen just keep that in mind Gus Metapod no no that's fine I I played badly okay yeah I just I'm not a doer okay this guy's actually built an enjoyable fighting product uh game is a bad product yeah I mean okay all right this is this guy again all right all right now now okay wow that's too bad there's are we really gonna are we really gonna act like that are we real all right all right Are We Really Gonna Act Like that's an L on me like that's so dumb like I I was right there I hit him I hit him look at that that's insane I did not miss at all what a bunch of [ __ ] that was okay I need to go get that [ __ ] volcano Manor armor set on my other character I think if I if I'm on him I don't think I'll lose Caleb yeah let me try Caleb after this one that was [ __ ] solid opener though I thought it was great I did amazing this guy's got no name [Music] okay let's go to Caleb and play this for a living they play it for a living oh yeah yeah these guys some of these guys are pretty good at it is there uh any new stuff in the PVP you can well we're going to go over to Caleb and see what that is what do you get for winning uh I mean really nothing I mean it's just like it's all just [ __ ] really let me see um okay the caled arena I don't think that's the arena is Serena down here maybe yeah which one actually is the uh which one is the arena it's this one right the well okay foreign let's try it again we'll go over there and see where it takes us adding progression to matches would be cool um I think adding some things like that would be a good idea I don't think they need to make it an esport you know what I mean like a lot of times there are people see something like this they always want to turn it into like some sort of like super competitive thing but like I think one of the reasons why Dark Souls PVP is like kind of good is because there is like kind of goofy stuff that you can do and it's not super serious I guess I have to kill this guy this character does a lot of damage I kind of forgot about how good he was okay now we're gonna go try out Caleb foreign Arena right yeah I think it is yes okay um oh there it is okay let's try this one out ready caled Coliseum to engage the combat then our players touch the Effigy Spirit ashes are permitted for use in battle [ __ ] her spirit ashes all right Caleb Coliseum let's see all combatants have assembled here we go ding ding oh no pretty good yep what do you guys think so yeah it's a good character this is fun look at that wow no ding ding yeah that's not gonna happen [ __ ] no I'm gonna lose sleep over that loss it was pretty funny that should happen yeah oh [ __ ] oh I hit the wrong button yeah I hit the wrong button oh [ __ ] off there's only one person here let me uh let me turn off the the thing and I'll let more people get here get by the worst Ash in the game I don't know what it is okay okay and I'll join again let's see what happens it's a mimic yeah I just don't know how a lot of it works like I haven't really done a lot of PVP in this game before so this is all kind of new to me go 3v3 I could try 3v3 yeah let me do this one first though okay the twitch drops POG for what you can turn the summons off a dragonfly I feel like there's not new twitch drops until when is that I don't think that's till like way later yeah that's not until uh new twitch drops on Friday is it 12th of December the toy comes in a bit I I thought it wasn't going to be for a while it's on Wowhead okay let me look at it since we're just chilling here Let me refresh it and see if there's been any update oh wow new twitch drops new dragonfly twitch drops December 9th the 13th new scenario and hatchling and Swift windseed holy [ __ ] well [ __ ] yeah great yeah they're gonna give away a storm out that's awesome yeah [ __ ] yeah we'll do that find dark and darker on the 16th yeah I am nothing wrong with the Fremont yeah it's a free [ __ ] Mountain okay uh dual combat ordeal United combat and then we'll do uh is it can I not do okay I can only go up to four all right let's try four do you know if you'll play valheim on mainstream I don't know I haven't decided yet I feel like nobody's cueing this one that's the problem maybe I should go to another one what do you guys think yeah let me go to the other one because like this one's probably annoying to get to I'll go back to the loom grave one oh actually now I can cue into it with like the the round table right yeah no one wants to use Spirit ashes yeah it makes sense it's not here apparently uh flasks oh I think that charger um okay where do I do it is that the fireplace oh all right I'll be back just bathroom I'll be good to go all right well hmm okay United combat we'll do six uh we'll do six compartments uh Spirit ashes prohibited venue um we'll do Royal Coliseum I like this one the best foreign okay here we go I'm gonna just easily win this one foreign how are these guys beating me I'm getting [ __ ] destroyed this is nice ones brutal yeah what the [ __ ] what a mess I don't even know what to say foreign this is what the [ __ ] Jesus is nice I'm getting [ __ ] wrecked I'm about to have to play wow I'm getting upset I'm gonna be honest I'm getting agitated this is this is pissing me off no yeah I'll play I'll play in a bit let me uh let me get on and I want to I want to show you guys what it's like actually with PVP gear because I got all my PVP gear and everything I feel like I should have hit him this is these guys are insane what in the [ __ ] yeah I'm getting destroyed I think this game's rigged bro I'm in here with Kratos and [ __ ] Hades this is even fair [Music] he's I don't know what to do you know it would be able to be like this I don't know try rolling what you want yeah I think I need to try well this [ __ ] is here here I'll kill him all right this is a [ __ ] Massacre I'm gonna be honest guys this is actually embarrassing that wasn't me earlier by the way okay good because that guy sucked I was [ __ ] ridiculous well at least now nobody can complain that Elden ring doesn't have a fight club or a PVP scene anymore I'd probably beat all these guys easily in a 1v1 it's just the fact that they're playing in the group content makes it harder so I just got like yeah I see my heat see I told you guys like that's how easy it is for me see that see he had to get me from the back because they knew I was too dangerous for the front when does it end I think it's pretty much over let me see it's like 30 I think it's like three minutes or something or no It's gotta be five minutes um nah that's just because I was fighting the other guy that's whatever this guy should play a game in depth yeah I'm not very good at uh being able to predict what somebody's doing like I'm very much like uh I'm not a uh like I'm not really much of a dynamic thinker I'm like a planner you know and like I can plan things out really well and like have a good strategy going into it but like I'm not very good at actually playing against other people because they do things I don't expect is going to happen foreign [Music] practice Yeah Bestway points yeah I I do a very good job at planning I do a very bad job at um uh just a second okay I do a very bad job at thinking okay reacting yes that's exactly right let me I'll I'll log on and do some of that and do like a couple of games of PVP I'm a PVE year yeah I'm 100 of people here like I I used to be better at uh doing like PVP stuff whenever I was like younger but I feel like now I'm like I'm always like my brain is like always full of like other stuff and it's it's so full of all these other things that I can never just like sit down and and like think clearly you know

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Published: Thu Dec 08 2022