Weird Fizzy Drinks | Ashens

hello it's weird drinks time array I'm joined by fizzy drinks expert Ryan hello and we are going to try some of each I know what they all know because they were sent to me but this secrecy has been kept for Ryan I can't wait for this I'll bet you can you'll certainly wait for them after the first one I reckon do you like buffalo wings sort of oh dear that's a bad start as we have Lester's fixings present I love the face on it I love you get that at home just a scary old man is making weird things in this shed with buffalo wing soda original see I've seen sort of that color drink before is kind of like you know the organic carrot juices you can get I was kind of thinking oh yeah it's not too bad to start and then buffalo wing because you know when it's way over I would have buffalo wings I just think you know they need you to turn it into a nice beverage there's nothing better right so sugar so sugars from a bo sugar they have some sugar water is made like these wings and a lovely tagline you all get your fixins t fixin oh my goodness what is the ingredients carbonated water sugar this is a price citric acid sodium benzoate IDEs right it's all artificially flavored there are no real Buffalo's or wings oh good right your boss would last I mean cheap plastic tumbler thing did they get worse after this one yeah but maybe I don't know why I think it's maybe the off strangers too can either have a smell it from the little gold doesn't really smell of anything it K on it has a it has a soft sweet fizzy drink aroma and then sort of strange hit of something slightly oily is that is not going to taste that much of buffalo wing I'm kind of Delta mystic in that sense and will be the viewfinder of dzifa came to look in it and moving things off-camera and one of the problems I think is going to be that these may be out dates I need to mention as well not in there doesn't have far out of date just a few millennia motivational be vaguely alright and it's just sugar water anyway it's still fizzy that's a good start right into smells of ginger ginger bears with this kind of fast with I'm getting of it yeah Hitler is this sort of weird savory thing I'm getting afterwards which is worrying me but know what that we're getting next I'm not gay anything like that or bombs up okay literally nothing doesn't taste anything like Buffalo's a slight spiciness afterwards like the ginger thing oh it's just effectively ginger ginger beer but it does just taste like a weak ginger beer with a bit more kick after mmm oh well that was disappointing well you say disappointing quite bad buffalo wings yeah let's go yeah I was expecting after those them beans I've done over the years I suppose I was I like Lester fixing he looks like the grind out from up he finally went mad and decided to make his own scary drinks oh well that's that one mix-up well can you guess what it is from the color a sent to you beforehand it looks like in the third drastic park when the coke kids like it's a t-rex pee how'd you get it Lester fixing you're making tea risks yes this is gotta be don't you forgotten is so get on it rocket piss butterscotch soda bitter butterscotch the blur bits a butterscotch soda the goals in the dark I didn't know that right alright hang on it right under held over the light I'm gonna put it on here and yes a light off oh you switch that one does work I see them I'll switch oh there is right got it I'm glowing at all that's 11 mm-hm maybe if you own a windows telephone at some point is but the drink doesn't go in the dark be honest yeah that's um interesting the label says get really pissed oh my god it does I didn't know that that's well that's the best use of one of those machines I have ever seen oh my god a friendly recyclable bottle is it human friendly drink I'm wondering anything that looks that bad I'll pay parts but of worried more about the yeah following one right that's us course I can work BB Creams sundry maybe yeah it's the rocket piss out of anything no don't know isn't a nice night that's a bit less yellow we go to the ball as the doctor says the patient right just knows like cream soda so it does smell right you guys any like risotto so far but yeah ah ah Jesus that does taste like cream soda and I hate cream soda it's ours bitter and overall it is really bitter do you like cream so I like cream soda if I don't like this cream soda that much oh that's really everybody aftertaste is again like the kind of tonic water II almost yeah looks up quitting stuff yet water yeah but massively enhanced and but I like tonic water this is a la oh no strongly dislike that that's and that's what nothing to do with butterscotch whatsoever no absolutely not sort of when you put your aspirin in a drink when you're sick and I've got a kind of kicky aftertaste to and it's not really just oh no it's just like something dissolved in it oh I put these all together and see what colour we go chocolate where's Metatron oh that is not gonna happen that's a way to get ill very quickly right what's your guess on the cover of this one um well it's a similar kind of bottle to the Lester fix in one Arkansas see is Lester's fixings again yeah you're correct on that and it looks like a kind of guava kind of Rubicon peanut butter and jelly soda see that could be I don't think I could be nice be nice yeah so peanut butter just said would jelly they mean jams yes yeah really blacks tell down on the bottle but it doesn't say what flavor I'm assuming strawberry maybe yeah well just generic generic Jack Black flavor Monta guitar buy it right time for fresh bottle glass a black top as well never good yeah ma so wavering from the bottle Oh someone's very sweet mmm Topshop sodas sound over there all of them know about heard of them yeah there's like a strawberry jelly and ice cream on and it sort of reminds me a little bit of lat yeah nice little very strawberry which surprises me because you think peanut butter would be the main thing oh god super fizzy nope this one's actually within a date you're leaking fixes what a sweet oh is it too sweet yeah it's kind of has a fake strawberry taste but then I can only describe as having like a weird hit of something savory after as I suppose that supposed to be the air button there's not really already getting peanut butter on it don't you like the kick definitely not nothing peanutty about at all I think is you sort of imagine it's peanut butter even if I can convince yourself it's peanut but it is peanut butter no none pressed by that is just super sugary and a flughhhh they've all been a bit let down so far they had one of them have tasted anything like the things they don't necessarily a bad thing especially with the first one sighs a wonderful thing right hmm now Rowdy Roddy Piper presents all out of bubblegum bubblegum soda it's like some kind of Swayze hybrid the story go this is from a film called um lockup and they live and when Brady Roddy Piper was a bad guy a heel wrestler Dennard in this sort of weird science fiction film where he puts on these glasses and discovers that a lot of people are some kind of aliens infiltrating the earth messing with everyone's minds and there's a really long and bizarre fight secrets because he's a wrestler in the middle of the film but the famous line from it is I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum ah so therefore we've gone this time the bubble games soda from well hmm fizzy drink as we call it here and called hubba bubba back in the day no I never had that I have had bubblegum sodas perform for client kind in a hobby bar was years ago early 90s and I remember being far too sweet and it kind of left a horrible bubble gum film on your teeth ah so let's hope this is just going on the one we had work is it used to be a really big competition to see who's Tom will t forget the most blue which come we do yeah we've got blue bubble gum soda I'm chewing gum flavor smells exactly as I would expect it to of bubble gum yeah that's that's the one but we've imagined mallet on the front yeah that didn't sell for you I don't know what will 100% extra mullet in every glass was quite strongly called bloody hell your nose come out of there's really mmm that's the only one I could drink yeah what I want to but if I had to yeah so he could it's just sweet and vaguely bubblegummy mmm does exactly what it says on the tin well done Rowdy Roddy Piper I'm happy for Bradley rod in his lumberjack shirt here's an exciting fact about him there is a GI Joe figure of him where they put him out as being Cobras troop trainer how good were the films have been if he was a GI Joe back in the day had sergeant slaughter who was a real wrestler was training them in years later at a convention they brought a figure of him well those are wearing a kilt for some reason I know there was greater agenda with a jacket shirt he had I think the figure had a leather black leather jacket and people to look bloody ridiculous yeah that's part of the joy and finally she smell a little good luck there's not so much to start to Carol a little bit all right yeah let me start at the top bill dude it doesn't smell but again what do you reckon to this one scarily piss cupboard yeah that's even more there's more human piss than t-rex piss it's Lester again let's just piss get your pissing um tell you I understand if and see if that gives away what it is well good it does it totally smells like front yet from the yellow-eyed either guess a really flamboyant vegi table or something like macaroni cheese or oh gods are not that bad have a sniff I reckon you will get it immediately oh this smells like vanilla ice cream social thank you wish oh stop huffing my lessons as magazines I really worried that we've got completely different you know Wilfred it out together it's just oh sweet corn soda sweet corn hmm yeah I don't like often little ice cream it's one of those things I want already knew it was sweet cold so did was that in my head at the time okay now I know it's is easy to say but now I know it's we call yeah I think I think yeah that's not a bit last week on it was a very potent mmm-hmm was super fizzy yeah I don't mind sweet corn but I do I like sweet gum okay oh man that's how small that got the gas the canned stuff that's it I was you just open that cannon Jolly Green Giant so everyone actually quite hesitant for this one now yeah this is well it goes oh oh oh it just just taste of sweet corn and sugar water it really does well we left it till the end but legend did pull out all the stops and this order on and gave us one that does actually taste like what it claims oh my god well that was probably the least disappointing out of a lot in terms of those we're so realized a taste of unpleasantness I'm going to have to have a sip of this now to your taste like looks like behind written is how they make I'm Brie that's why right irani pipe as it killed the drinks Illuminati uses its sugar and death hmm we should have had a camera on your eyes they just basically did something you'll never see a human do before I'm getting disappointment for that at all yeah it sort of is a weak mixture I sort of get the bubble garden at the sweet corn so I hi there it comes in and you can cut yet identify some of it is most unpleasant oh well hang on now it's sort of no no more Oh leave that well I'm people to stick of coffee in the future theorem a I think I like coffee tea yet healed it I'm a coffee you have tea I'm prefer guarantee and love Lester fix it in this form pace wonder what else he does over if you look at up on my one lose the plugins probably coffee coffee so here's an obvious one isn't it I bet that there is a refrigerator soda and countries as forms that from all what American as they're all American as my understanding said to me by many different people in this a lot of people have sent in the buffalo wings when I've had about three bottles of that I probably should have checked the dates often used the most recent one took in hindsight with area oh god huh well that was fun sort of that's one word written or to clean the drains up like forever oh my god I just found a spare indoor Thor I work in the cupboard have you ever seen indoor fire as I've ever seen an indoor fire look well never hold on to your tits basically it opens up all the dimension that children is when we go outdoors for fireworks it said a rising Cobra on the Packer bassoon it's a big spectacle no wonder was GP dinner served

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Keywords: Drink (Consumer Product), Soft Drink (Beverage Type), soda, soda pop, lester's fixins, sweetcorn, bubble gum, rowdy roddy piper, butterscotch, bitterscotch, rocket piss, buffalo wings, pbj, Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich (Food), Peanut Butter (Food), jelly, weird, odd, disgusting, fizzy, soft, drinks, drink

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Length: 16min 2sec (962 seconds)

Published: Sun Jul 12 2015