- [All] Three, two, one. - [Courtney] Whoo! - [Garrett] You got this Keith. - Mm-mm. (people laughing) (people chattering) - [All] Eat It or Yeet It! (whistle whistling) - Wait, I didn't say it. I didn't say it. - Foul!
(buzzer rings) Guys!
(people laughing) This is Eat It or Yeet
It, Cast versus Crew. (people cheering) - We for the first time have more people on this side of the camera than on that side of the camera for Eat It or Yeet It.
- Haha. - This is a very, very special episode. - Mm-hmm. - Why? Because there are stakes. Not the meat, the intense thing that you, the game thing. (people laughing)
- Yeah. - Here are the rules. - A player from each team will pick a dish to eat or yeet together. Then they will secretly vote on whether or not they
think their opponent will eat it or yeet it. After the tasting, the votes are then revealed. If they guessed correctly, they just scored a point for their team. The team with the most points
at the end of the game wins. (upbeat techno music) - I've got some special dishes here today. Inspired by our office snacks. (Olivia gasping) We spent all of our money on
Casts so I just stole snacks from around the office today for this one. And then since Crew really
wanted to be a part of this, I'm gonna make them regret that. (people laughing) - Before we start this
battle of the taste buds, why don't you hit that subscribe button? Maybe even that like button. It's actually crazy how easy it is. (upbeat techno music) - Okay, on three, say your favorite movie. Okay, ready? One, two, three. "Punch-Drunk Love."
- "Punch-Drunk Love." - You didn't even know
the name of the movie. (people laughing) - We're the same! - I said like punch, you could have like figured it out if you knew me at all. - I know you, you like PTA. - Oh, I do. - Is everybody ready to see the dishes you get to choose from? - Yeah.
- Yeah. - [Tommy] Oh, wow! - Oh my God. The poptarts look real (beep) up. (Lisa laughing) - Yeah, maybe it looks a little dirty. - Ooh, that smell. - So now's the time you guys can discuss and agree upon a dish to eat together. - This is the most we've
ever spoken to each other. (people laughing) - But um - I mean we've texted. We've texted. - [Courtney] That doesn't count. - We have texted. But it's more like, Olivia, you coming to COVID testing? It's like 15 minutes
past your appointment. (people laughing) - Oh my God! (people laughing) - And then it's like, and then she responds back
with green text bubbles. I'm like, ooh. (people shouting) - Oh my god! (Shayne laughing loudly) (whistle whistling) - [Shayne] We haven't
even eaten (beep) yet. - Okay, Olivia, you pick. - No, I'm scared. I'm literally scared of you. (people laughing) (upbeat jazz music) - [Garrett] All right. You ready? - [Olivia] Yeah.
- [Lisa] Yeah. - Oh, no!
- Oh, no! This doesn't feel like Gold Fish. - So now it's up to you, can defer to your teammates if you'd like, but you're going to secretly vote what your opponent's
going to do, eat or yeet. (people whispering) - [Keith] Oh, wait. (people laughing) - Have you guys both voted? - Yeah.
- [Lisa] Aha. - Amazing. You may open up your snacks. - Mm.
- [Lisa] Yum yum. - Whoa wow you guys sealed
it real well, great. (Garrett laughing)
- Oh! (people laughing) - Take a handful of your snack. - Like in it, or like- - Just however you like, like to eat it. - [Director] Would you like a glove? - Well, I don't like to eat this. - [Courtney] Why did you put your glove on like that, Olivia? - Yeah, it's wet. - All right, we gotta get ready but I am amazed with the sealing ability of our team.
- Well they're terrible. Oh god. - [All] Three, two, one! - [Erica] Are you okay? - Mm.
- Wow. - [Erica] Good? Are you okay? - I kind of like it. (people shouting) (Tommy laughs loudly) - Lisa went in for seconds. - What the hell is happening?
- [Shayne] That's gross. - [Keith] Oh, no.
(people shouting) - What? You wanna be friends or what? - You're weird. I like you. - Oh my God! All right, all right. Please, for me, I'm sensitive today. All right, what you just
ate was goldfish pond. Goldfish and water. - Cute.
- Cute! Cute! - That I could not have ever have handled so props to you guys. You may remove your gloves. Now it's time to reveal on your paddles what you voted for. Three, two, one. (upbeat instrumental music) Oh no, wait, sorry. I meant, I meant sorry. I meant eat, sorry, I meant eat. - [Kimmy] We did discuss eat. - She said eat.
- Yeah I just was so, yeah I did say eat. I'm so sorry. - I mean, I'm gonna have to
go with what the paddle said. - What the paddle said, I'm sorry Olivia. - So that means Team Crew gets one point. (people cheering) - Now, you two may pick
who'll go next for round two. - Okay, Kimmy? - Yeah, yeah. - Come on down.
- All right, lets go! (people cheering) (upbeat techno music) Seemed like the packaged good
wasn't too bad last time. - [Erica] No, there was a
little bit of water in it- - [Kimmy] There was a little bit of water.
- This one won't be as bad. - [Kimmy] Maybe this guy? - Like a little poptart?
- A poptart? - Are we gonna split this one or- - We'll split it in half. - Okay we can share. - There's two- - There's two poptarts. - Oh we each get one. We don't have to share. (upbeat jazz music) - Confer and vote on (faintly speaking). (people chattering) - That's a lot to ask of me. - It's tricky. - Who's gonna open up the poptart. - Can we do it together.
- Let's do it together. - Oh, that's fun. (people chattering) (people laughing) - Oh, I see a little bit of shine. That's abnormal for a poptart. - [Erica] Can we snip it? - [Kimmy] I think we should
just go straight into it, - Not make it worse than it has to be. - You know it's like diving into a pool, you don't want to sniff the water first. - All right, the voters have voted and they are ready to eat. - [All] Three, two, one! - [Garrett] Yum, big bite, big bite. - [Courtney] Big bite. - [Garrett] Big ole bite. (laughs) - [Shayne] Erica's struggling. Kimmy is doing okay. - It's dry, it's dry. (Keith laughs) - It's sour. (Garrett laughs) - You need saliva.
- Ooh. (laughs) - It's not fun but it's not like horrible. - Oh-
- Dancing helps. - My chest feels weird. (people laughing) - I'm like warm. (people laughing) What does that mean? - [Courtney] She ate it! (people chattering) - I'm done. (people cheering) - Dammit! - All right, what you both just ate was the classic Malic acid poptart. (people chattering) Strawberry flavor. - Yes, that explains the heartburn. - You may now pick up your paddles and reveal on three, two, one. (buzzer rings) - [All] Ohhh! - You underestimated, we
underestimated everyone. (people laughing) - We're too tough, we're too tough. - No points.
- Too tough. - No, points for anybody. (people chattering) - Oh, we got to pick. - Who goes next on your teams, thank you. - Crew why don't you pick first and then Casts will pick
who goes up against them. - Why don't we have Brennan? (people cheering) - No, no I want to go with Brennan. - [Brennan] Yeah Keith.
- I picked Keith. It was my decision to pick Keith. No, I'm just kidding. (upbeat techno music) - All right, so Brennan
what are you thinking? - I haven't had my coffee today. - I don't drink coffee, but I'm down to drink some with you. - Awww! All right. (upbeat jazz music) Coffee, it is. All right, now you may
talk to your teammates and decide what they're
gonna (faintly speaking) (people chattering) - [Courtney] All right,
Brennan has cast his vote. - Yes we did. - Okay. - Can we touch it? - Yeah be careful - Cheers.
- Cheers. - [All] Three, two, one. - [Shayne] You got this Keith. - Mhm-mm. (people laughing) (people chattering) (people laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Brennan going for seconds. (people shouting) - Keith!
- You got it Keith. - Keith! Keith!
- You gotta do whatever you gotta do. It's okay. Do what you gotta do buddy. (people chattering) (people cheering) - This taste is in the back of my throat. My tongue is like
disgustingly thick right now. - Thick? - Thick, thick, thick, yeah. (Garrett laughs)
It's terrible. I think I know exactly what it is. (people chattering) - What flavors were you tasting Brennan? - It's like a salty bag of something. It's just disgusting. (people laughing) - I don't wanna talk I need gum. (people laughing) - What you just sipped
on was a Ranchiccino, - [All] Aaaah! - Hot, frothy ranch and espresso. - [All] Eeew. - Just knowing that
actually made me sicker. - Yeah, that sounds awful. Are you ready to reveal your votes? All right, grab your paddles. And three, two, one. (upbeat instrumental music) - Aaah! (people cheering) - We were so certain. - See, look (beep) it's all good, we still in there.
- You out played us. All right, so that leaves Crew with two points and Cast with one point. (people clapping) Keith you may pick who's
going next on your team. Tommy. (people cheering) - [Courtney] Rachel.
- It's Rachel. (upbeat techno music) - I'm not going to throw up. - I'm not going to throw up either. - Okay, cool.
- Yeah, that's fine. - All right.
- Yeah. - Well, don't say that
until you choose which one. - 'Cause one of them, - 'Cause one of them is
pretty much a guarantee. - All right have you decided what, what food you're gonna eat? - Yes, we have. (upbeat jazz music) - It is hard, but it's
- It's small. (people chattering) - [Garrett] Put it down. - Time to vote. - Oh shoot, okay. (people chattering) - I love these guys. - Three, two, one. All right, you may lift
up your hor d' oeuvres. I don't know what I'm doing. - [Garrett] Yeah, go ahead. Pick up your snack. Unwrap it. - I'm literally shaking. - And show it to the camera. - Yeah what he said. - I feel- - No! (people laughing) - And it's bite sized, so you can just toss the whole thing in. - Toss it in. - [All] Three, two, one. (women screaming) (people shouting) (Garrett laughing loudly) - Spit it out Rachel. Spit it out! - Spit it out! - Spit it out! (people shouting) - [Tommy] It's too crunchy. (people shouting)
(Garrett laughing loudly) (people cheering) - All right, what that was gang, was Hershey nuggets with worms. - Whoo! - Big surprise.
(people clapping) - Yeah, it's okay Tommy
(fainting speaking) - So Rachel ate and Tommy yeet. Would you like to reveal
what you guys voted for? Three, two, one. (upbeat instrumental music) (people cheering) - [Olivia] They're playing mind games. - [Kimmy] They're just so far ahead. - [Shayne] So they're up by one. - Who do you pick to go next? - Well, Miss Heidi. - Okay, let's go. Oh my god. - [Rachel] You've got this. (upbeat techno music) I can't trash talk Heidi, she drove me to and from work when my ankle was broken. - I did, yes.
- [All] Awww! (people laughing) - Good luck. - Thank you, thank you. - You are left with the final choice. (upbeat jazz music) - Is it pronounced Larabar or Larabar. - I don't have no idea. Just four ingredients guys. - [Garrett] Yeah, just four.
- Just four. - [Heidi] Cool.
- Nothing else. - [Heidi] I think we should-
- Shit, (beep), piss. (people laughing) - All right, take your paddles and vote. - Oh my god. (people chattering) - You guys voted? - Yeah, voted. - All right, you may
unwrap your little treats. - [Garrett] Need a little
protein to start the day. - [Shayne] Yeah.
- [Heidi] Protein? - It looks normal.
- Thank you. - No, I do not think so. - I've never had a Larabar. - It smells savory. - Take a big ole bite in - [All] Three, two, one. - [Garrett] Big bite. (everyone laughing) - How you doing Heidi? - Very, like salty. - A little?
(people laughing) A little salty? (Garrett laughs) - I feel the chocolate. Oh my God. (people cheering) - [Garrett] Heidi usually helps me make - I did not like that.
- a lot of this stuff. - I did not make any of this stuff though. - [Garrett] Not today. - [Tommy] How you doing? - [Rachel] Is is still in your mouth bro? (Shayne mumbles) (people laughing) - Spit it out, just spit it out. - Are you drooling? (people shouting) - That was too much salt.
(Garrett claps) - It smells like a Petco in my mouth. (people laughing)
- Yes, it does. - Oh my god. What you guys just eated and yeeted was, fish paste protein bars. Four ingredients, chocolate chips, anchovy
paste, oats and egg whites. - Why do I get fish paste all the time. - I don't know.
- That was gross. - I hate fish paste. - All right, you guys ready to reveal what you voted for? - Yeah.
- Three, two, one. (upbeat instrumental music) Eat! Eat! - [All] Oh! - Guys that is a point for the Cast. Oh, looks like we have
a makeshift tiebreaker. - Oh fun.
- Wow. (upbeat techno music) This is the tiebreaker
around and guess what? Big twist. There's only one dish on the table. Garrett and I are going to
perform rock, paper, scissors to see who is going to eat, drink, I don't know the
consistency of what's in this mug. - I think I'm the best performer
of rock, paper, scissors. - I think I am the best performer. - Oh yeah.
(people laughing) - I'm terrible at rock, paper, scissors. I overthink everything
but one person eats, one person votes whether
they're going to eat or yeet. If the person voted
right, they get a point. If they voted wrong, the eater gets the
point (faintly speaking) This is how it's gonna go guys! (people clapping) (speaking faintly) - It looks like instant coffee and machta. - And like cinnamon and cayenne- - Yeah
- And then like- - You guys are breaking the rules that you guys always tell us not to guess what it is and you're doing it. - That was a mistake. For the refs all right. - Yeah, we do what we want! - I'm starting not to think
that they're real refs. (people laughing) - Oh my god. - Yeah, rock, paper, scissors, shoot. - Okay. - Rock, paper, scissors, shoot! - Aaah! - No! (people clapping) No! - Garrett, he's ingesting. (people chattering) - I have to what? No, I don't have to eat it. 'Cause what if they say yeet. They're gonna pick yeet for me, what makes you think they're
gonna pick yeet for me. - You are the worst whisperer. (people laughing) - Three, two, one. - Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. That's enough. That was such a big- (people shouting) - [Olivia] Oh my god. (Courtney screams) - Oh, it's dripping in my mouth still. - I smell it. - Don't you You keep it in there. - What the hell. - [Courtney] He ate it! (people clapping) - What is that? - This is basically the king's
cup of the refrigerator. It's got like teriyaki sauce, syrup, peppers, powders and
it just smells very bad. So Garrett ate it, well done my guy. (people clapping) I'm going to reveal
what the Cast voted for. - Please, please be yeet. Make this worth it. - Come on. - Come on.
- Three, two, one. (upbeat instrumental music)
(people cheering) - [Kimmy] Good job Garrett. (people laughing) - I'm sorry I misread it,
I misread it, I misread it. - Reigning champions
of Eat or Yeet Versus. (people cheering) Does the crew have anything
that they'd like to say. - Yeah, suck it Cast. (people laughing) - Why I outta! - By the way our teammates, everything that they are wearing, it's all Smosh Store baby. Except for her acid washed jeans, don't look at those. These sweatpants, these sweatshirts and these, you know these guys, it's all Smosh Store, so go get it baby. That has been Eat or Yeet
it, Cast versus Crew. Well done to all players. (people clapping) Please let us know if you
want us to do this again, with different crew, different cast or if we should bring in other people from outside of Smosh to do a Eat or Yeet Versus. This is pretty crazy so, for now if you're not watching content, we have a video here. We have a video here. The versus they have
to agree on what dish, they're going to eat. And then each video is going to vote on whether they're going
to be clicked on or not. - My mustache hurts. (people laughing) My mustache hurts right now. I felt like I got kicked
in the face by your breath. (people laughing) It's crazy.
