- (all) 3,2,1! - (Laughter) - Aw hell nah! - (clapping) - That aint right! - Stop it! - No, no, no, no. - No! No! It's gonna land on me I can't! - Eat it or yeet it! - (vocalizing) - Yep - Welcome to another
episode of eat it or yeet it with me and my faves. Guys guess what this episode
is, Mystery Pie Edition! - I like pie! - (Announcer) Here are
the rules, I'm gonna spin The Wheel of Food after the
dish is revealed, whatever color it lands on, that person
must eat. No one is out, and no one is safe! - (Theme music) - Tommy this is your
first eat it or yeet it? - Yeah this is my first eat it or yeet it. I'm so happy to be here! - I made stuff just for you. - No you didn't. - (laughter) - (piano music) - Are you ready for the journey to begin? - No! - No - Yes - (laughter) - (all) 3, 2, 1. - (wheel noises) - Oh, that's moist - Oh that is far more
moist than one of the - Aw its landing on me. - No, oh! - I think it is though - (All screaming) - (Clapping) - Welcome! - Don't scream yes! - So here are your tools, um. - Thank you. - This is kinda like
pushing daisy's, cause we're all eating pie and
we're not allowed to kiss - Oh yeah! - (laughter) - You were the other dude
that watched that show!? - That was just me! - That's us two! - It looks like semen pie. - (laughter) - Ew - I can confirm that. - Its not - Oh - Its cheese cake! - Get a big big ole bite. - Are you nervous Tommy? - I'm sorry tiniest bite? - Biggest biggest bite - Tiniest bite possible
right? I have seen the show - No you haven't. - (laughter) - Tiniest - Okay ready? - (All) 3, 2, 1. - Tommy is shaking. - Can't believe I am here okay. - (Laughter) - The face, the face, the
confusion oh no, oh no. - No, no, no. - Very - Oh I just got the smell. - Garret - This is, only cream cheese? - Ohh! - Is this, ew ew is it just a rotten pie? - (laughing) - What kind of like - Absolutely not! - Describe your flavors. - Ate it! - (clapping) - Good job! - The crust is very salty - Ooh - And the innard is um just
fully like it felt like it took taste buds away from
the inside of my mouth - All right well do you
wanna know what you just ate? - I guess I guess. - Okay Tommy this was a butter
pie sticks of butter and whipped sour cream. - (laughter) - Are you kidding me!? - It was the whipped sour cream - That's your favorite pie!? - I want that in my life. - You had Damion's dream pie. - It's just butter - Come on - And now he's going in for more - I'm not gonna do it again - I can't believe its just butter. - (clapping) - (laughter) - (piano music) - are you guys ready for the big spin? - Lets get it - Okay - (all) 3,2,1 - No - (spinning wheel noises) - Beautiful brown layer on top. It's gonna land on me again - Nah its me - Oh God, oh God - Are you Goddamn kidding me? - Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. - (dramatic music) - (cheering) - I'm never going to eat a pie - Yes! Yes! Yes! That's for you! - Oh, oh these are big slices, Jesus. - Just a small little piece - Yes! Yes! - Lemme just, lemme just have the pie - (clapping) - (laughing) - Wait can you lift a slice
up and show it to the camera once you do get it? Ooh - Oof that looks so good. - What do you eat at home? - Can you not smell what
I'm smelling Jackie? - Are you ready? - Uh this don't look good Joe. - Okay - (all) three, two, one! - Give us something. - (indistinct) - Got you - He's surviving - Take your time it taste like um, it taste like an elementary school cafeteria. - I don't like that - So what are the flavors? - I'll be honest its a lot
of tomato and a lot of cheese which this is a literal pizza pie. This is not a Chicago style
pizza pie, this is an actual pie that is pizza on the inside. - Is there like marinara
or anything or is it just. - I think there's a little
bit of marinara it's lots of mozzarella, uh I got like a
whole actual slice of tomato in there. - This is exactly what you
got Shane. You got pizza pie it's pizza, cheese, tomato, basil. - Now am I crazy? That
was a big ole chunk of basil that was in there, that sounds good. - I thought, I thought it
was seaweed, well done Shane. He eated it. - (cheering) - (clapping) - I grew the basil myself. - Wow - Oh come on! - Wow - (piano music) - Okay ready? - (all) three, two, one! - (Spinning wheel noises) - Okay this one isn't
greasy like mine was. - (laughter) - Okay I'm gonna go opposite. - I feel like, I think it's Damion's time - It could be because I'm
thinking this is the one that I'm not really wanting. - Jackie - Its Jackie - (Dramatic music) - Oh no - What Garret? - (laughter) - Okay - Garret likes to play tricks - Ooh crumbly crust - What if it's all just garrets
home grown basil in there - Uh oh - I can't tell - I don't know what the - Well we went to the dog park - (all) three, two, one! - (laughter) - Aw hell nah - you got it. - Oh my God are you okay, are you okay? - Its very salty - Salty? - No way! - Very salty - Is it only slaty ness or
what else are you tasting? - I can't eat this. - You can't do it? - Oh my God, oh my God. ooh Yeeting! - Yeeted! - Currently yeeting, hold for yeeting. - (elevator music) - Okay, please please walk us
trough you experience just now - Okay um it's still in my
mouth. Um it's just like a slaty ass bottom, I'm gonna try to
stop cursing um the bottom is very salty I think there is whipped it's like sweet on top. But
the bottom is almost like a beach like the whole
bottom is like the beach it's just salty. Um with a little bit of sweetness. - Oh my goodness. Well I'm
sorry I dunno, I'm sorry? But are you ready to learn what it was? - Yeah! - Okay, this was a salty black
licorice cream pie, so it was black licorice cream
and salted whip cream. - I feel like that's another
one that daimon would love - I don't know about that.
I do like black licorice and it sounds like if that was
made by a master chef I'd be like this is surprisingly good. - Wow Garret - What!? - I'm sorry to insult the
maker of Burger But Cold - (group laughter) - I did not mean to do that
but you know I think you might be picking up what I'm putting down. - (narrator) one lucky
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the love of your life ♪ - (Piano music) - Kevin who likes everything looks like he is about to cringe like
you're about to watch a bus hit a - Kevin liked it means it's gonna be awful - (all) three, two, one! - Aw hell nah - That aint right - Stop it - No! No! - It's gonna land on me, I can't! - Don't you dare! Don't you dare! - Wait! Wait! - (dramatic music) - Yes! - Yes that's you! - No it's not, it's not,
it's purple it's purple. - Nope this is you! - That's Jackie, That's Jackie. - What are y'all looking at? - I went on mythical once and
they made me eat a tarantula whole tarantula and it wasn't that bad. And tarantulas eat those so. - Look I'm just, I know I'm
gonna eat it I'm not a little bitch but like. - (Air Horn blast) - (clapping) - I'm just mad I have to eat it! - They're probably gummy
bugs, that's what they are they're gummy bugs, they're gummy bugs. - They're actually incredible,
this is blowing my mind. - These are the beetles
from Garrets basil garden. - Oh my God! - Why'd you guys have
to go above and beyond? - A bug and beyond? - (audience clapping) - You know what imma just take a bite. A little bite right here. - This is incredible, Jackie
you already have all my respect - That one's gonna be a good one. - (laughter) - Okay, okay - Everyone give it up for Jackie. - (clapping) - (All) Three, two, one! - (laughter) - They are just really
large sunflower seeds. - I can't, I can't, I want to so bad. - (screaming) - (moaning) - Oh my God, it's crunchy! - (laughter) - (clapping) - (indistinct) - (dramatic music) - We love you Jackie,
we'll miss you Jackie. - But what if it's good? - Jackie. - I'm here, I'm here for you. - Second yeet. - Wait. - No way, no way - Oh my God it's so crunchy - I was thinking maybe it's chocolate - (indistinct) - I see the tears building up - Dramatic music - This is incredible, you're
incredible, you're incredible you can do this if you choose
to do it you can do it. But you can also yeet it
and all of us will still. - Yup feel free you don't have to eat - (music) - (cheering) - There she is! Lets get this out of here - Get it the hell away from her - I remember the first time
you were on this show you were so excited - This is one of my favorite
shows to watch fyi so I've seen every episode I'm a little
nervous, like I was very excited when Garret was like, hey come
through, I was like hey I'm ready. Um it was like, it was like,
clay? Like it taste it felt like clay um and then the bug
was very crunchy and I really thought maybe it'll be a
candy bug it'll be candy bug, it's not a candy bug, like
it wasn't a candy bug! It was a real bug! Then you're like, uh its in
my mouth. Then you like tryna, no Garret listen. - I know I'm listening
to you I am listening. You're trying not to
gag. Blugh it's coming - All right Jackie, do you
wanna know what we just put in your body? Well this
was a beetle mud pie, edible clay, edible
beetles, and whipped cream! - The clay is probably
what was really tough. Keith did you say you wanted a bug? - Ill try a bug for you. - (cheering) - Okay here we go. - Ready? - (all) three, two, one! - Yay - You hear that? - I hear it - Pass me the bucket - I need the bucket - (laughter) - It's the dirt part - Oh my God! People really be eating bugs? - Can we give it a hand for
people who ate bugs today? Good job, Proud of you guys! - (Piano music) - Should I spin it the
other direction this time? - That's gonna break the pie. - Oh my God don't do that we
are gonna have to rebrand. - (all) three, two, one! - Aw this is bad - this ones got volume - I think this is a regular pie but Garret didn't do a good job. - This is me - Is it me!? - No no no - Jackie no! - (dramatic music) - And you're welcome - (screams) - (laughter) - More than earned it. - Hope its good - You deserve for this to be a good pie. - I really hope so - But - Probably not bad - There's no bugs so like on the up and up - Jackie this is by far the
worst episode of eat or yeet you've ever experienced - Same energy as me right? Aha! - Proud of you both, okay - (all) Three, Two, One! - All rooting for you - For a second I thought
you were blegh okay - That's not happy - Is it bugs!? - I think this is supposed to be good - It's supposed to be good? - Shane you're right it's
supposed to be good but Garret messed it up. - What are the flavor's
you're experiencing right now? - Its like lacroix and
jelly like its gelationus but there's like kinda no flavor to it? So maybe Garret just
can't cook? I don't know. Are you hurting Garret!?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry Garret! - (sad music) - (Laughter) - I'm eating it. I'm swallowing. - Well done well done. - I bet if you hadn't have eaten just bugs you would've loved it. - Yeah - All right time to learn what
you just ate. Are you ready? - Yes - buckle up cause what
you just had was cake pie! Pie crust, cake, and blueberry filling. - (clapping) - Garret didn't bake it
super great so its just mehh - it's just from a box I Did like these textures
tough there was a difference to it. I like the texture. - Good texture Garret! - (clapping) - Hold on we made it. - Yeah you guys didn't eat at all - Come on - So two episodes you have
not had it land on you? - Two episodes I have
not had it land on me - But I'm like hesitant to
build it up now that I know they are capable of bug pie I just
wanna lay low keep my head down what ever comes to me
thank you very much but if it doesn't you can have it
happy birthday I don't want. I respect the hell outta you - Thanks Damy - Thank you guys so much
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