- Shayne, so talented, so great this year. So talented.
(Shayne groaning) We gotta work on lunch orders, getting them in on time, but not asking Chipotle to put
protein powder in everything. (everyone laughing)
(Shayne spitting water) (explosion sound effect)
(bell dings) - Alright, You guys have
asked and asked and asked, and yes, we get it. The
crew is funnier than us. So guess what? We're
giving it to you again. It's the third annual- - [Everyone] Crew Try Not To Laugh. (everyone cheering and clapping) - So if this is your first time witnessing a Crew Try Not To Laugh. What's gonna happen is
we're doing gauntlet style. - [Courtney] Gauntlet Style. - The the whole cast. We're gonna be sitting along here. We're gonna have the crew,
the Smosh crew come through, and do a bit and try to make us laugh. It's the general usual thing. - I'm excited to see all these funny jokes except for Garrett's.
- What? - Hey.
(everyone oohing) (fire sound effect) - [Crew Member] Tommy... wait... you're not cast, you're crew. (Ian groaning)
- No. - So what am I- Do I have to edit the cast then? So, I'm crew. Stop talking over each other, please. (everyone laughing) It's so hard to do this
when you're all talking over each other. Wait, what? - [Crew Member] Tommy,
you're not crewing anymore. You're The Music Guy.
(Tommy huffing) - What am I doing music for? - It's another merch jingle.
- Okay. (crew laughing)
(Tommy tapping drum) ♪ Can you believe we're
selling another shirt ♪ ♪ Do you ever need your closet ♪ - [Crew Member] Tommy, Tommy. Guess what? You're cast now. - (gasps) I'm cast now? Okay. Should I do something pre-written that I really like?
- No, no. Don't do anything pre-written. - Okay.
- Do something random. - Random.
- Cirque du Soleil. - Cirque du Soleil. I can do Cirque du Soleil. (everyone laughing) Is this funny? (laughs)
(crew laughing) - [Crew Member] Tommy,
bring up being gay again. It's all you have to make you stand out. (crew yelling)
(cast laughing) - Okay, Cirque du So Gay. (everyone laughs and yells) Did it work?
- Amazing Tommy. You're cast now. You did it. - I'm cast now? Okay, so I'll just keep
doing (mouth fart noises) (everyone laughing and clapping) - Who the (bleep) is this person? Where's Anthony? Who is this? (everyone laughing) - No, this isn't going the
how I thought it would. No.
- Make it stop. (everyone cheering and clapping) (fire sound effect) (cast laughing and groaning) (cymbals clinking) (Chris banging drums) (crew laughing)
(cast spitting water) - [Keith] I'm done.
(Courtney laughing) - [Courtney] Dude why? (crew and cast laughing) Is this a drumroll? - Try Not To Laugh.
(hits cymbal) (everyone cheering and clapping) (fire sound effect) (cast groaning) - (huffs) Okay. - [Jonathan Graziano]
Good morning everyone. It's a no bones day today.
(crew laughing) It was like, I woke up and I was like "Okay, we're back in New York. We're gonna do the whole thing. And so this is-
(cast laughing) Good morning everyone.
It's a no bones day today. (cast and crew laughing) I was like, "Okay,
we're back in New York-" - [Shayne] Come on. (laughs)
(cast laughing) There you go.
(everyone laughing) - God dammit, Garrett.
- Oh my god. (crew clapping)
- Stop, stop. It's still going. Okay. (music starts playing)
(everyone laughing) - Get off of Tik Tok, Garrett.
(Shayne laughing) (fire sound effect) - Hey guys, so I didn't
really have anything planned. So, I thought it'd be a good opportunity to talk about my
traumatic C-section I had. (everyone laughing)
- Oh my god. - No way.
(cast clapping) - Bro, stop.
(everyone screams no) - Ewe. Yo.
(everyone screams and laughs) - Oh my God. - I didn't even get to show you guys my- (everyone screams)
- No. - Okay. - No.
(everyone claps and screams) - That was-
(everyone laughing) - Did she hit you with titty milk? - Yeah, wait. Was that titty
milk or was that water? - Listen, it was water. Don't ask. - No, Brittany commits to a bit. - Can I fill my mouth with that? - No.
(everyone screams) - No, Ian, god Ian. Ian. (whooshing sound effect) - Alright, today on the
auditions for the Academy of Weird Sounds is Greg,
the Smosh sound mixer. (everyone claps and cheers) Really cool to be here. It's like I'm in front of all those people that I listen to all the time. Well, today I have a piece for
you that is very intricate, and I think you all
will very much approve. Let's just get to it because
I don't know what I'm doing. Alright.
(cast laughing) If I can get my phone
out. I don't need this. (Olivia laughing) ♪ Shut up, shut, shut, shut,
shut, shut, shut, shut ♪ ♪ You're my favorite pizza place ♪ This is what's in my head all damn day. (everyone laughing) (overlapping loud quotes)
(garbled music sounds) (Greg yelling)
(everyone clapping) - Oh my God.
- Jesus, chaos. - Oh my God, when he threw
the microphone. (laughs) - It broke.
- It did break. - Did it break?
(Oliva yelling) - I feel like that's
how dogs perceive music. (everyone laughing)
- Probably. (fire sound effect) - Hey guys. Hi. So Garrett and Kiana asked me to do this in the parking lot this morning. So I didn't really have a lot prepared, but I came up with some stuff. And hopefully I don't
make a fool of myself. (deep breaths) Okay, so
have you guys been to that new Sukan D's restaurant? Sukan these nuts.
(drum roll sound) (cast laughing) I also heard some of you
came down with ligma. That's so tragic.
(Keith laughing) Ligma balls.
(drum roll sound) (cast and crew laughing) Do you like the band Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' these nuts-
(everyone laughing) Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
(phone ringing) Oh my God. I didn't turn my ringer off. (everyone laughing)
- Now you're a part of it. - I'm sorry, that was my friend Ken. I'm so sorry.
(everyone laughing) Ken these nuts fit in your mouth. (everyone screams and laughs)
(drum roll sound) - No way.
(everyone clapping) - [Shayne] Dang it. - I did write all of those down. Thank you. Follow me on Twitter
@ShayneToppNumberOneFan. (everyone claps and laughs)
- Yeah. (fire sound effect) (cast moaning)
(crew claps and laughs) - Oh wait, I gotta redo it. No. - It's fine, I wasn't gonna do yours, Ian, 'cause you're my boss and
you'll be giving my review I think in like a couple
weeks, which is awkward. But if we could just take this moment, then we don't have to record this. Don't ask Brittany to
drink her breast milk outside of this. (crew laughing and clapping)
That's it, that's it. This is a weird order. Noah, you were on Price
Is Right this year. That's so exciting.
- Mhm hmm. Did you win anything?
- Mhm hmm. Are you still gonna work here?
- Mhm hmm. - Oh.
(cast and crew laughs) Shayne, so talented, so
great this year. So talented. We gotta work on lunch orders,
getting them in on time. But not asking Chipotle to put
protein powder in everything. (everyone laughing)
(Shayne spits water) - Courtney, so nice. It's
crazy how nice you are. Except when you're not
and I'm afraid of you. (everyone laughing)
(crew clapping) - [Courtney] (bleep). - Pass. Pass on Olivia.
(everyone laughs) Keith has cancer and that's
all I have in his file. (everyone clapping and yelling) (fire sound effect) - [Olivia] Oh.
- Hi. Get you guys something. (cast laughing)
(Shayne groaning) (crew laughing) (everyone laughing) - I'm sorry. (laughs) I'm sorry. Oh, in my direction. Okay. - It's funny, it's funny, it's funny. (everyone laughing) - I'm sorry.
(Olivia yells) I'm sorry.
- Oh my god. (everyone laughing and clapping) Oh my God.
- So good. - Well, for the third year in a row, our crew has proven that
they are funnier than us. I get it. I get, okay.
(Courtney laughs) Thank you guys so much
for your awesome bits. (everyone cheering and clapping) If you guys want to see
more little gauntlet bits, we're gonna throw two
videos on the screen. Might be the previous
crew gauntlet videos. It probably will. - Or an entirely different video that really needs some views.
- Who knows. We suggest you click it. Thank you again to our
crew for being so funny. Thank you to mops for working on all of our water explosions. And Happy Holidays.
(everyone cheers and claps)
