Kombucha Girl Drag Transformation with Brittany Broski

are you with getting makeup on this huh that's  fine but then you're not going to take this to   the cleaner this is my nice shirt honey it  is d squared to be mad when you return this   hello I'm here with brittany broski not my real  last name stage name really yes do you remember   and well probably not because youre a boomer  in middle school when everyone said bro like   brotato chip and all that people still say bro  unfortunately that's true the straights have   not been defeated are you gay no oh you can't I  mean there's still time I invited you here today   because I saw a rendition of my iconic makeup look  that you did on yourself I'm sorry Trixie sweetie what were the challenges what did you ripped  out half of my eyebrow hairs oh my there was   a big ol hole right here oh my god there  is actually yeah rip dick roll cuz I saw   you OSS she had used a comb ripped out a big  old choke um well I liked the attempt thank   you I was very flattered of all people  to try my makeup it really just made me   happy is that a read no okay good a lot of  it will try my makeup and it never is good   yeah did you watch my tutorial I did yeah I  had it going okay well I'm gonna now I clean   that for you Oh work this beautiful charm and  come here welcome back to my channel wait how   does he how does it start oh yeah how are  you I think he's like today we're gonna do   a video of brands who have hit my mom with the  cars that have aligned themselves with the KKK No yeah a little bit okay good sorry Jeremy  primer spray we have a similar facial anatomy   a blast literally five head but I met their dear  old bald man so I don't know I don't know this   is a lot you know what the twenty two years old  yeah this your prime is that happier so I got my   twenties waiting my prime to start and now I'm  30 I'm like I missed it how do we feel about   bio Queens if a woman competed on drag race I  have no qualms because to me the drag really   has nothing to do with the anatomy you start  with right it's an art you can be ugly and do   drag - I think your Anatomy I think maybe were  I want to say built for drag I once kissed your   clone that's a read you know you're built like a  man also nobody's built for dried the only people   are built for drag are people who have had enough  work done like Chad Michaels is currently built   for drag does all Chapman's can do yeah Gabriel  I recently found out that I can do that and I   also found out that I could do another birthday  that was more Kermit okay well have you ever   seen them in the same room no thank you do you  get recognized a lot yes is it awful honestly I   think goodness it's okay if you do because I  do too well here's the thing the little part   of my ego is like Oh work like oh I love this  but there's a very real part that's like in I   hate this but like you really can't go to like  CBS I can't look busted cuz they're gonna want   a picture did you do you do know I want is it  all for Halloween work and people kept talking   anyway story installing since she will drag  queen long-wear lip color kisses on the back   and you'll never guess what he did to me on set  [ __ ] truth okay this is what the brow covering   should look like this is I'll be your bad girl  mine I just packed it with black shadow what's   the T says what's your foundation she's you know  white great your why doesn't mean I'm very white   you don't also you send your video which I love  y'all are praying for my downpour that's the TV   I feel like that in this channel sometimes they  were very amused when I don't like the products   they like it when it works out well that I mean  why else do you watch a makeup video like why   do you watch jeffree star do the same video  9 times in a row is that every star approved   girl obviously not it's Cheetos makeup made in  Vietnam you think it's gonna be Jeffrey Stark this is terrifying I look like Judi Dench  and cats oh you like that one huh this is   scary this is scary and frightening and this  is a hate crime my soul is being buried we'll   find out can't hide something yeah this is  called under painting how did you know that   for me so written it how long have you lived  here um maybe less than a year cuz this pink   Wonderland is it every day I wake up but  I feel like I'm living the life I dream I think it's a little sad like having like  having pink walls is like that okay am i   that that's like that exciting for me you know  let's pick a penis like Mary that's paint yeah   it's Sherman Williams you're just very beautiful  I feel bad putting as much makeup on somebody   who doesn't need this much makeup okay well  beforehand though we're definitely going in   on that cover it pleased this check is wet look  at that it looks great on you that is this is   gonna be really good bothering me how shiny the  cream is well we're gonna powder sorry do you   have to well use it Jack experience where you  had a 12 year old tic-tock her from down the   right I've seen every single in your videos it's  not that hard Oh Mary do you have consider come   on camera yeah Sarah come on okay love Sarah you  guys Sarah this is pretty slippery me and cousin   Sarah in assistant and assistant today first  of all the makeup today it's our mr. incredible   and dragwon almost a few sickening right now I  can't believe you know who that that what that   is I'm an ally I just washed this brush this  is so nice you know brushes you should get   into hmm I never sucked at the morphe store I  have like two morphe brushes only Chris James   Charles they're such Hey and they're good  quality and it's not one of those brushes   where you swipe it in seven hairs are left on your  face yeah well we could use that one in your head by the way I'm using okay we don't exploit it  no no when you're an industry professional like   me you get screeners of movies so this is a  screener of the Irishman the postcard that   came with it that I'm using to [ __ ] your  tank I used to student loans but I paid them   off that's one of the most Caucasian things  I've ever seen well that's the Irishman the   Irishman this place can read you do you're like  whatever year we don't have but that wait they   do have potatoes never right I mean a bird of the  potato famine girl sis that's me on my diet right   now a lot of potato famine I love Ireland I'm  coming to Dublin come see my show okay watching   you do this what was the point of blocking out  my eyebrows well you block it out for texture   otherwise we're putting shadow on hair which  is hard much harder would you ever do drag you   ever do director you should okay your show music  starts what's the song okay Napoli's photographed   by Nickelback yeah we should we should work at  a club yeah like bar like little girls yeah I   think that's illogical next step for me okay  Hey hating on sex workers and club workers   is Swiss chocolate America isn't forever this  is beautiful Oh what oh this is it okay tell   me what I did wrong it was so much black well  that fixes everything I think you've said that   in a video the beauty but I'm a chemist you just  packed a black card well you pack the black on   in the way that's artful and skilled you look  like you one of those parakeets from the coal   mine that's true though what I liked about it  was normally and people do Trixie makeup they   do like one little white I like Trixie mmm you  went big oh she did it well you guys just said   home alone while she was doing it yeah this is  actually really good nose is my favorite really   it's just like did she forget to blend no that's  on purpose we don't even have contouring yet oh   I love yeah this is I didn't do yours as much  as mine because if you look at my nose I think   a Volkswagen Beetle oh yeah yeah stop sure about  that I thought you were saying I hope she said no   yeah you're right I said at least you can admit  she said you fix those teeth and not that nose okay this makeup is turning out really good you  know when the meme happened the only thing I could   think of that was equivalent is Alex from Target  I was like I am Alex um what would you guys this   reaction I know you I know you didn't like that  yeah is there a problem sure go for it I'll work   you put it right in my eye when it went viral  I was working at a bank in trust and investment   services estate planning really good stuff all  of our clients were like 75 a note i sat there   and twiddle my thumb's all day and so I went back  to my apartment each night and just [ __ ] around   you know what though I could be youtubers I  like this oh that was the end of kissing your   next day you know what at David Buster's I love  Dave & Buster's show your feet when I'm on tour   I love Dave & Buster's because hey I got to get  off the tour bus because I spent so much time   with the same people right and B it's the only  thing that like no matter what city I'm in I   know the experience I'm gonna get yes when you're  here you're family it's your favorite restaurant   Julie trash restaurants I chain American chain  restaurant my boyfriend's always like you I'm a   cheesecake factory - have you ever gotten blitzed  at Applebee's they have like two dollar margaritas   bottomless it's an experience well when I'm  there it's never bottomless cuz he's a bottom   that's the joke she's in LA I'm thinking like how  many times oh that's yummy oh yeah that's a thing   that do you get forced to do your friends make up  them and you go yeah can you just do mine I don't   want to do it oh yeah I can you do what you did  on me no grow of bug eyes I get a lot of comments   on my talks like her load space I'd kill for her  lid space and I'm like what would you do with it like oh yeah how many times have we gotten  derailed okay let's working at the bank this   was September I got fired in September 4th  you've been fired from the night I got fired   four times yeah can't take us there praying  for a job they're praying on my damn fault   [ __ ] I did this video I couldn't go on Nolan  Miller it made a video about GT Dave who is the   kombucha King I go to the store and I see it as  anniversary shopping and I'm like screw it so I   buy it come on try it set up my camera and then  like the rest is history it's actually a minute   long video I watched the bull thing no even on  tick-tock it's longer than that oh the person   were you citizen Christ yeah that's the original  but it's actually a snapchat video so it's like   a minute long and it's me talking about how I'm  gonna like have diarrhea later and all this stuff   but that's not exclusive that's what my patreon  what color live do you want this is the James   Charles artistry apology I want I want this and  I want that you want blue and pink on your eyes   what I want pink um and I want blue around it but  then I want glitter and then I want let me pick a   lane here you've heard go to someone's house and  they have decorative towels only in the bathroom   you don't know it where did try your hand did  you notice that I have towels but no hanger on   the wall because you have to use a screw gun to  hang the thing on the wall and I can't figure it   out we get it you're gay yeah and it waits with  lesbians find out that I don't know how to use   a script I just recently learned how to use a  drill did you call it a screw gun is that right bullied does that does use a screw gun um oh my  god I have to get a screwdriver screw gun Jill   drill yeah you talk about like this that's year  it's pink Oh anyway so I showed the video to my   boss proactively I showed the video to my boss  and I was like I want you to know that this is   happening because it went viral with the caption  when I for the first time like when I tried for   the first time when I tasted for the first time  the gays got a hold of it because it was on tick   tock someone downloaded it and uploaded it to gay  Twitter someone would like a lot of followers so I   found it it was being sent to me like Britney did  she post this when you eat first I was like girl   no so I messaged the guy and I was like hey this  is my video and he was like work and he tagged me   and I was like I wanted you to delete it but that  works too oh so you thought he was like please   remove you thought it was like please remove this  yeah so it almost never Wow but I showed my boss   like thinking I was being proactive and I was like  I won't you know this is going on if you see any   explicit captions it's not my fault and it's not  my problem and she was like ok work and then two   weeks later she brought me into her office and  was like you need to pick if you want to be a   corporate professional or a meme and I was like a  corporate professional obviously because I rent to   pay I'm not lying yeah yeah oh uh she was like it  takes one Google for our clients to see you dude   whatever people people and all your money let's  have a life I'm sorry I baked in West Hollywood   those people have fists up their ass behind  the counter I don't care it has the glue in   it ah yeah this one's called Angelina and I bet  you Angela doesn't know about it because if she   did she would be down there Angelina's have  you seen Angelina yet and she was famous in   the 80s for being on Billboard's okay so what  type of literally billboards that just had her   on it that said Anjali now it is she's kind of  just like she drives a pink Corvette around LA   and she has she wears all painted she has blonde  hair and it's not me are you dragging her I'm like   this psycho just big blonde hair everything is  pink she thinks she's say this am I gonna have a   panic attack wiping this glue off my eyes later  oh you fail your browser snatch ball before I   miss sending home with a brow pencil to black  start black give me an idea I do have a to be   the Harry Styles tattoo oh right you dream fine  line by Harry Styles on Spotify and Apple music   this Harry the one who's a little gay yeah yeah  one direction did you just ask me clarification   on who Harry's I see from one direction yes  yeah God were you a 1d Stan no but I do like   their cover of blondie one way or another yeah be  familiar with that yes this is just seven hours   of roasting back and forth back and forth she's  a comedy Queen I'm Trixie Mattel a time to talk   that's er but I guess it's the personality contour  not responding idea through seven other Trixie   Mattel well I'm trying to get my own account but  the persons aren't responding I'm like and they   only have 11 followers and they've never posted  a that's they're just a superfan I guess but if   you're a superfan give you me I can't even get my  own name on the PlayStation Network your gamertag   yeah why do you want your gamertag to be Trixie  Mattel that's don't do that because I don't talk   to I want people to give me a special special  treat within the game show cheese you I'm not   kidding I almost jab this into your ear touched  your brain with it because the attitude I want to   go to Dave & Buster's in full beef oh you think  we're gonna go and drag that's not gonna happen   but why not you're scared I don't know if you've  ever gone anyplace with an actual famous person   but it's not wrapped up to be an eclair washes  this is literally the worst mascara I've ever   tried because I put in big lashes on you I just  need these black okay I still want them wait you   look great great face for this stuff there's  like room for everything thank you I would say   too much room I hate this it's like it's in  my sight yeah in my line of sight well well   thanks campaign my thing this side chick blush  from Teresa cosmetics can you see no can you   oh you have small lips I do small mouths and I  had small tea small mouths Marty yes more mouths   small tea you're small destroy put your lips on  so don't talk okay okay I need a drink I hate   it here I want to go home it has to be like kombu  calm I mean kombucha is a great dragon Oh kind of   a great day but no one we run away throw it away  it has to be something southern if you guys have   a great drag game for prettiest I would love that  yeah it is miss ma'am so you said your name can't   be kombucha but it can be miss ma'am which is  which is really nothing it's the absent to the   name oh girl come on isn't this color beautiful  this is it I love this lipstick you can have this   if you want I love it was it called liquid suede  it dries to a cream isn't that beautiful that's   everything I love this lipstick I'm gonna put  this in your bags well I suppose we should go   put on the look dick Tomey purple we'll be right  back girl this this week is amazing why don't we   wear this more that's what I'm saying I saw it  it's the one it's really be I weren't on the   cover of my to Birds elbow elbow yes you did it  oh you look great thank you so I would want to   see you in this wig in normal glamorous yes that's  what I'm saying it yeah but with this this yeah it   is fabulous oh thank you thank you for joining me  today girl this has been everything and more it's   great you have to do me next well do you and  fish because we have the same face don't lie   I don't think you want me to have that much power  I think it's better for you to keep me down here   that's fair we'll just keep you bald I'll do my  B and there we go and then I'll wear this with no   makeup keep you bald that will really be twins  if they want to haul you were consigned to you   girl Britney broski Britney underscore broski on  Twitter Instagram YouTube LinkedIn Facebook don't   have me on Facebook that's weird some of y'all  been added me on Facebook and it's don't do that   boomers boomers um tick tock Britney rose scream  I will be posting more on YouTube yeah you gotta   get more video I do I will be I'm gonna power  everywhere at Trixie Mattel at Trixie cosmetics   hear you thank you Miss Trixie monkeyshine ah  yes it is bye we'll see you at the data busters

Channel: Trixie Mattel

Views: 8,918,142

Keywords: trixie mattel, trixie cosmetics, brittany broski, kombucha girl, sarah schauer, drag, drag transformation, drag makeup, makeup, makeover, tracy martel, trixie makeover, trixie makeup

Id: 94LNBOFEadA

Length: 22min 22sec (1342 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 16 2020

Reddit Comments

[u/amator7]

”I’m an ally”

[u/thomcobian]

The Frenemy energy in this video makes it so fucking funny

[u/AlexMeloche]

Brittany was such an amazing guest. She's hilarious.

[u/bahamvt]

This was so funny. Their endless ripping into each other was refreshing, The last time I laughed this hard was when Bob told Monet her fisting-clapping story.

[u/anadayviez]

I love collabs like this when it's just two people trying to make each other laugh the whole time. Even when I don't necessarily find a joke funny, I'm just enjoying them enjoying it lmao.

[u/cmonhunties]

this was hilarious, brittany should be a guest judge

[u/gbon3]

I laughed so much with them

[u/[deleted]]

FINALLY

[u/AlaskaScott]

This was such a good video. I love them ripping on each other. So refreshing