(chuckling) - Watch this though. Six, six, six. Hi, Oregano's? You're my favorite pizza place. Watch this though. Hi, Barro's pizza, you're my favorite pizza place. (phone ringing) What? (bell ringing) (loud cheering) - Wow, good job. Hey guys, what's up? It's up to another try not to laugh time, it's try not to laugh time. (everyone clapping) Anyway, we've got the
best guest ever today. - No pressure.
- It's been so long since we've hung out with
him, because he's been so busy doing silly things and also
getting a super hero body or something like that. - [Woman In Background] Yeah! - We got Flula! (everyone cheering and clapping) - Look at this, look at this super hero! - Whoa, I've almost forgotten
your face, it's been so long. - It's here. - It's here? (everyone laughs) - Cool, yeah, so you know the rules. You get 30 seconds to make
somebody in this stool laugh, spit water, and then if
you don't, then you fail. But that's okay, we're
all here to have a fun silly goose time. You wanna join a silly goose time? Subscribe if you haven't. (cheering) - Do it, I dare you! - Subscribe! - Who wants to go first? - I do! - Okay.
- Wow! - Easy peazy. - He'll go first. - All right. (show tune music) (everyone laughing) - You can still see it from backstage. (everyone laughing) - Keith that was so funny, why didn't you (grunting) - I don't understand. No, I can never get Flula, I don't get it, what just happened to me? (footsteps approaching) (laughs) - Oh my god. Hey, I wanna thank everyone for coming out to the Roxy tonight, thank you for supporting me. Bip bop boop Johnson. (playing horn) Now after I got dropped by blues traveler I had to figure out what
I was gonna do, you know, and (plays horn) I sold cocaine. (cow bell clanking) - Oh my god. Another day, another farmer
just tugging at these titties. (bell dings) It's like I'm a cake and
everyone wants a slice, everyone wants this milk,
moo bitch, like oh my god. (bell dings) (everyone laughs) I'm so like just done. Like, all I wanna do is - You got it! You got it! You're gonna keep going. - All I really want is- - You got it. - Hi, good news, bad news. Good news, you're in heaven, bad news, car crash not good, but you're here on the list, so good job. All of the things that you
did like lying, cheating, and stealing, it's all washed away. It's all fine, especially
from the eat it or yeet video, so, are you ready to meet god, my son? God, come on out. (everyone laughing) That's right! - That's it? Oh no - Surprise, it's an attack. (everyone laughing) Oooooh, only thirty
more eternities of this - I would be so (slapping noises) - [Courtney] Oh my god I hate the knee slaps (upbeat music playing) (sighs) (crying) - I just had to pass one (laughing) - [Courtney] Oh my god - [Damien] Ladies and Gentlemen,
the thrilling season finale of the OA. (gasping noises) (slapping noises and laughter) - [Courtney] God - God - Phyllis from the office, go! (laughter) - Okay, so imma just go for it bro. Alright so like, we, listen,
okay so, we have to get a lot closer, like you know,
we're really cool but like I wanna show you what
goes on in my head right? So listen to this, so the
other night, this is real shit. So the other night I had a dream, right, but it wasn't a dream, it was a nightmare. And it was a nightmare,
hold on no this is so weird, it was a nightmare that
me and Lisa Leslie fought. Now I don't know why we fought,
and I don't hit women at all but let me tell you, so
look, so listen, so listen I had this terrible nightmare
me and Lisa Leslie fought. I don't quite remember why we was beefing but it had to be about basketball but the joke's on her. The joke's on her though because I suck. This black man cannot jump. (laughter) Anyways, the beef started growing and she poured bleach on one of my shirts so now I started to
believe that we were dating or something that's some
like, that's some dating shit. So then I couldn't stand
her big ass any longer so I jumped on her back and
the we started scrapping. I do not hit women by the
way, yo but we were fighting. So then she (laughter) I didn't know where, stop no I'm serious. So then like I didn't know where I broke her mom's flower vase. It meant a lot to her and her mom. It had real short sunflowers
so I didn't give a fuck. Then she wanted to take it up a notch so she brought out knives and ripped off my clothes
which is so weird. And then when she
realized she took out my, like, started pouring
bleach on my wack clothes she tried to get something more regal. The last thing I wrote
was "Fuck you Leslie". (laughter) I don't know. I honestly don't know but bro look, this is like, these are
the dreams that I have. - You actually wrote this all out. - Yes (cow bell clanking) - Oh my god dude, I'm like
so sick of this farmer. Every time I'm there I'm like,
"Get away from my titties" and he's like, "Shut up hoe, "or I'll turn you into a burger" and I'm like "I'm not a hoe, "you used that to de-weed
the turnips this morning". (laughter) Like, I'm just sick and tired of everyone using me for my milky. Everyone wants my milky. (laughter) - Ooohhh - Oh my god - No - BOP BOP sir he's escaped from the lab, test tube, the cloning, lab, test tube. Be careful, oh no he's got out. (crashing noises) (screaming) Hey, so you want him (laughter) (screaming) (show tune music) (laughter) - [Courtney] Lu (laughter) - [Courtney] Luke (laughter) - He was, he was looking
around the corner like (laughter) (whooshing sound) - I had a really great time on this date - Yeah that was so fun. - I know - This is great. - It's been really awesome. - Yeah I feel the chemistry - Me too. Hey, I'm gonna use the
restroom really quick. I'll be right back - Okay, I'll see you out there. - See you. Yap, yap, yap god damn, this girl is nuts! Here I am just trying, I'm
trying to get out of this date as quickly as possible. She is dumb as hell, stupid (laughter) - You just walked away mid pee? - Waiter, waiter, waiter! - Yes sir? - Do you like cold food? - No, I don't like cold food. - So why the fuck do you think I would? (automated gasping sound) - I'm, I'm sorry, I don't, I'm sorry sir, - Hold on, let's try this, you sit down Okay, all right, sit down, sit down (laughter) So here you are sir,
some cold food for you. Eat up. Eat eat up - Sir, I work here, I can't - Eat up, eat cold food. Do you like cold food? Do you like cold food? Do you like cold food? Do you like cold food? (crying) Exactly, nobody likes cold food. - [Courtney] It's a shame
that Becky got head gear right before the school talent show - [Man] Yeah, she looked
really stupid on that stage with that head gear. - [Courtney] She looked really weird, her teeth are gonna be
pretty cool though anyway, Oh, I gotta announce her. - [Man] Okay. - Presenting Becky with her trumpet solo! (laughter) (trumpet toots) (laughter) - So, I had a really
great time on this date - This is a wonderful
date, you are so cute, I have to urinate. - All right, I'll see you later - Okay, bye bye. (laughter) - [Keith] Oh no haha (laughter and cheers) - Oh my god - Billy you are fucking
up my costume party. You are fucking up my costume party, what the fuck are you wearing? You are wearing a diaper with
brown stains all over it, and hiding in a corner, calling yourself Diarrhea Anne Franco, fuck yourself! Go fuck yourself. (laughter) And your girlfriend's walking
around hiding baby dolls in my house and she's Casey
Anthony, go fuck yourself. - [Man] Oh my god, no! - You suck, this sucks,
my birthday is ruined. - Oh my god, Germany's crazy. I love it here. I have experienced so much. One thing I haven't experienced is the warmth of a man. (laughter) Did you, I didn't, listen, I haven't experienced that. If I could just shoot my shot,
I'm not very good at German. Did you read my phone already? This is what I would love to say to you. (speaking foreign language) (laughter) That's German for, "I can
fit two fists in my mouth". We're all here for experiences. Okay, got him. - Hi, I'm the burger man. I recite poetry that's none copyright, therefore I made it up. Today, something special,
by Nature, by me. (speaking German) (clapping) - Dr. Shane (laughter) Olock - [Courtney] God dammit - We now return to sophisti-caveman (laughter) (laughter) Me make fire. Me want find woman to make boom boom. (laughter) - And now your flapper's
headliner for the night Bimby Joperson Hey, men and women are
different, am I right? Man and women. God you women, I just I just don't get it. It's like men, we're walking
around, we got two legs. Women, women are quadriplegic. (laughter) I mean and I don't
understand you women, right? It's like, it's like
men, we have, we talk, I can understand men. But women, it's like I ask
my wife, she's quadriplegic. I ask her, I ask her, I ask
my wife, "are you fine?" and she says yes but she means (laughter) - That was the best round I've ever played (loud cheering) Of this sad game no one laughs - No one laughs - No one laughs - Oh I'm so excited (whooshing sound) (strange noises) - What's the tea sis? Hi - Hello, I've just received
your Christmas gift of the American Girl Doll Samantha. If you recall in the
letter I sent to Santa which I know you intercepted,
I asked for Marie. Do you wish to know what
I think of Samantha? (screaming) This button activates all the
launch codes in both Koreas. (laughter) Boop, oops - All right just one second. Watch this though. Six, six, six. Hi, Oregano's? You're my favorite pizza place. (phone clicks loudly) Watch this though. Hi, Barro's pizza, you're
my favorite pizza place. (phone clicks) Wow, it's pretty, pretty cool. (phone ringing) What? (laughter) What's going on? Hello? Who is this? (laughter) Me? At three months old? That's impossible Wait, look at the photo from
when you were three months old? Oh my god No freaking way - Was your mom's boobies
your favorite pizza place? (laughter) - What? What's up with you? (dance music) (shoes squeaking) (laughter) - Whoa (loud cheering) Oh my goodness (cow bell clanking) - Oh I have bog moomoo tits and (laughter) how about that and let , wow they are, I like
to milk, dairy is good (laughter) (cheering) How about some vitamin deez nuts - Aye, wow (clapping) (whooshing sound) (laughter) (upbeat music) - Whet? I've been studying slash chilling out for the past ten hours. (laughter) - How many times has this happened to you? (laughter) - [Man] Yes! - Well now you can! (laughs) - Oh my god, I'm just so sick and
tired of Becky, my person All she wants to do is
put her hand on my back up and down up and down but
I just wanna sit in a corner and sleep. She's like, "please,
emotionally support me, you're certified" I'm like, (groaning) hairball sorry. Oh my god, you know what I just wanna do? I just wanna take a mouse and just bite it's little butt. Just go rarara until it
doesn't breathe anymore and then same with a goldfish. Coming after them too. They don't have butts You know what I mean - [Woman] Time - No, you got me, I spilled,
I spilled so you did get me. - It was drops. I feel like this is
definitely a squirrel mask and that's where I fucked up. (laughter) (footsteps) - The football team
will never find me here (ball slams) (laughter) Did this motherfucker just miss my head? - I'm sorry - Did you spit though? - Yes, you wanted him to hit your head? - We good, don't worry. Thanks Shayne! (laughter) - Wow, that was honestly
a very good episode. - Banger! - Very good, everyone brought the heat. We all deserve a trophy, am I right? - Oh everyone! - Thank you Flula, you
absolutely crushed it. Is there anything you'd
like to plug or promote? - Yes, I would enjoy to
plug something right now. - Okay, let's do it. - I have an audiobook
called "Wanderlust, USA", check it out. Wanderlust USA Hopper Collins what? (laughter) - What what! - Check it out - Check it out, subscribe and comment rate and thumbs (laughter) - Thank you Flula for
coming and making us laugh oh so so much - Thank you very much everyone - Hope you had a good time - You guys are so funny everyone - Thank you, we also hope you guys had a
good time watching this video, sorry it's weird doing
the outro in the back - That's right. And if you wanna catch more of our stuff, YouTube picked out a
video right over there and but we also picked out
a video right over here - Just as good! - So you can check that
out, really funny stuff, right Flula? - Yeah, we got to wrap this up guys (laughter) We've got to get out of here - We gotta go, we gotta
run, we gotta hurry, run! Watch our videos though! (screaming)
This may be the funniest one of these in a long time
Courtney was killing it this episode!