dwight schrute basically asking to be pranked for 10 minutes straight | The Office US | Comedy Bites

well i'm not asking for a raise i'm gonna actually be asking for a paid decrease uh that is so stupid what if he gives it to you i win ugh you know what i am going to zone you out for the rest of today okay i need to stay focused and i don't have to see you tomorrow or sunday and please don't call me and we'll see how things go on monday stupid wait one thing um but tomorrow you mean saturday right today is thursday but dwight thinks that it's friday and that's what i'll be working on this afternoon michael and jan definitely made out oh maybe more oh also it is thursday but dwight thinks it's friday so we'll keep that going damn this is jim it is about 11 15 and i wanted to know what you were up to tomorrow which is the 15th and that is a saturday saturday so just let me know what you're doing tomorrow saturday for lunch okay talk to you soon hey jim hey how's it going oh my god did you see the apprentice last night of course it's on every thursday night so how could i miss it can you believe who trump fired no that was unbelievable who who was it who did he fire you didn't see it no i went out and got drunk with my laser tag team last night crap never go out on a thursday night what the hell was i thinking hey it's 12 20 where the hell's dwight um no idea never miss a day my ass over here i'm here over here it's okay a little help wow your hair is really thinning standing has proven to be healthier increases productivity and just looks cooler picture someone doing something heroic now was he sitting or standing not counting fdr every second you sit there is an hour off your life look at all of you i feel like you're in a suicide cult no no no you're way off on that one are you really comfortable standing there i tried one of those and i just couldn't find the sweet spot hey guys let's just all admit it okay dwight's better than us he had the guts to stop sitting and he's never ever gonna go back on it right that's right jim hey man hey taking the load off huh no putting a load on more like good luck with that last thing i need is luck thank you so much [Music] give that back come on prank oh that's real creative you know what you're right it's not my best cause you could easily just bend over and pick that up right i could i just don't feel like a loser because you're sitting standing okay don't because you're sitting standing you know i have to do this i know you should get one of these no thank you do you even know what this is it is a fitness orb and it has completely changed my life forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts done this ab workout is specifically designed to strengthen your core sorry all right numerous health benefits strengthens your back better performance in sports more enjoyable sex you're not having sex plus improve your reflexes i would have caught that okay you know what uh how much is that uh it's only 25 bucks wow um okay i just had a couple of notes let me grab a pen and damn it ah just when we were just when we were getting going seriously you're gonna send me back uh yeah it's the safest part of a car in the event of a crash driver always protects his side first i know a lot of us have been feeling under the weather lately it's that time of year and according to a study done by the university of arizona they discovered that your keyboards have hundreds of times more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat i heard your mama has more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat that's true that's true i dated her mama and you know what sorry i'm done all right one of the simplest ways to cut down on the spread of germs is to use something called the vampire cough did do you say vampire oh no it's just that if a vampire had to cough he would do it like this uh-huh right and ruin their cloaks do you have any idea how expensive wool is in transylvania because of the euro well other things you can do to help cut down on the spread of disease are to wash your hands regularly don't come in if you're sick and get your flu shot also i'm going to set up hand sanitizing stations around the office no no no they will cost you your life elaborate the worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it they need to fight their own battles if saber really cared about our well-being they would set up hand desanitizing stations a simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt vomit fecal matter exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself stronger so by that rationale if i had to sneeze i should just sneeze on you yes i would welcome it you're welcome the principle is sound to avoid illness expose yourself to germs enabling your immune system to develop antibodies i don't know why everyone doesn't do this maybe they have something against living forever thank you sir no thank you i never let anyone walk behind me seven out of ten attacks are from the rear okay well that still leaves a 30 chance that i'll attack you from the front uh yeah but it'll be easier to stop i can always block the blow or i can counter it with it i didn't really get a good look that's okay i don't feel like answering phones hey did you guys see this memo that dwight sent out women will be sent home if they wear makeup or heels exceeding one-quarter inch females are not allowed to speak to strangers unless given written authorization by dwight schrute this is ridiculous attention i am removing all bananas from the kitchen dwight this memo that you distributed is insulting desperate times call for desperate measures sleeves down to the wrists button up collars and muted colors nobody dresses like that that is pretty cool think we'll find him yeah i do cause justice never rests tabzis no holsies listen man i really appreciate you letting me shadow you today i feel like i learned a lot match yep if you don't mind i think i'll hang up some of these posters around my neighborhood schools post office etc you know i may have underestimated you you're not a total ass thunder milf and paper slash sex predator hotline this is dwight schrute hey dwight it's jim jim what are you doing i'm busy no you're not i'm looking right at you ugh don't i have information about the sex predator you have information about the sex predator i saw him two minutes ago where in the women's bathroom above the sink anti-flashing task force above the sink above the sink hmm you

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Length: 10min 31sec (631 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 10 2022