Dunkey Streams Resident Evil Village Part 1

you aussie are you scared are you feeling scared hey justin hey rebel i made it all the way i beat all the resident evils i said i would be all the resident evil games and i beat them all and now here we go with the new one i know the whole story whiskers mr whiskers did uh did the b virus do i think i think on this game is the v virus v for village i think z virus was the last game i think that was in seven that did the z virus all right i'm thinking i'm thinking casual with this kind of game we're definitely going to want to pick casual or we could go this way hardcore yeah i'm thinking more on this this level i'm kind of a big time gamer so i would probably opt for this one i guess taking this yeah i'll probably go about this one village more like jillian that's true that's true turtle all right i me i'll meet in the middle i meet in the middle some people are saying casual some are saying hardcore i'll meet you guys in the middle i'll pick the one nobody said whoa long ago a young girl went with her mother to pick berries for her father it was hard at work but the forest greeted them with a dark cold silence the bushes empty sounds like harry potter determined to find the berries the rascal broke free from mother's grasp and vanished into the trees mothers worried cries faded fast as the girl ran on over vine and under branch and into the forest deep feeling strange eyes upon her the girl recalled mother's scary bedtime tails and her throat became bone dry then the bat lord appeared he greeted her warmly and bit his own wing come child quench your thirst he said so she drank the thick dark blood and smiled with joy it's a vampire passing through the graveyard menacing storm clouds loomed and the air turned bitingly cold the girl was shivering in her thin clothes then a dark weaver appeared and with a click of his fingers crafted mist into a beautiful dress come child warm yourself he coaxed so she closed and smiled with joy across waters deep and ominous she went hoping a boat she found would carry her home but hunger's grip tightened and her heart grew heavy and offered one of his many fins come child eat your fill so the girl ate and smiled with joy once continuing on she soon entered the forest dark heart then an iron steed appeared bearing a beautiful golden gear the creature said nothing as the girl approached and snatched what she thought was another gift the horse grew angry and summoned the other monsters terror filled the girl's heart as the wild wind rose around the beast suddenly a witch appeared dark that was crazy but more you took she snarled what so more in turn is due in a blink the girl was trapped inside a mirror do you get to be the baby there she's asleep what is with the creepy story she's only six months old woman at the store said it was traditional a local tale besides rose doesn't seem to mind because she doesn't understand it thank god we moved here so that she wouldn't have to deal with any of that remember there's nothing wrong with my memory oh you're just being paranoid six months pog never mind i'm sorry but i'm not pissed i'm just cautious this lady is crazy go cautiously take your daughter to bed do you play as the baby oh you get it's like first person baby it's okay rose your mother doesn't want to remember i can't blame her it's like first person baby dunky gameplay dunky possum dunky possum the wife is scary babe check this out it's like fps but i have a baby instead of a gun it's like halo but a baby instead of the assault rifle come on cortana i got the baby gun this is fine this is like a whole new type of game oh now this is my show yep yep there he is thank you next thank you everybody that subscribed oh now this is oh now look at that guy there he goes now what am i looking at here is this a pig what's up dunky nation today donkey does a hot tub stream hey maddie ice thank you wow there seems to be a bunch of balloons now floating into the air this must be a uh independence day perhaps fourth of july okay now he's soaring over the village [Music] oh it's just a really slow show hurry up and put rose to sleep will you oh my god leave me alone i'm watching a show oh no there's zebra what's that a little cat that's my rival there goes the camp bye bye bye what's up what else is on see if this baby is any food once you're a big girl we'll have a drink together all right oh mia what a miracle junkie you forgot to put the dream sphere slightly more rare than the dreamcast on your console's air list smh the dream sphere was never released in europe three years ago i couldn't even imagine something like this would happen doesn't the wife like attack you with a knife in the last one our taste of music's definitely improved over the years you mean mine has why do we have wait we have with this we have this bread all cut up there's some kind of tomato sauce here but we also have a whole nother loaf of bread here cut up with tomato sauce why so much bread very unrealistic to have that much bread don't get too close to me when i'm cooking babe put the baby in there hey what are you doing mister i've got something nice for you once you go put rose to bed soda all right baby you going here you going here baby mia makes everything by hand so this stuff keeps piling up man this is definitely a haunted definitely a haunted wife she's like feeding the baby like a z virus yep this is definitely haunted this is a dark ass house they got like so many light bulbs but the lights they're so dark i don't trust this place oh oh oh oh it's like i said to your mom that book's too scary for you damn that book is too scary for you your mama and i love this song so much gopro wide mode i was weirder the mom or me my guy is saying some really weird stuff your mom and me like to listen to music baby where does the baby go oh i have psychic abilities gotta do a deep clean before rose starts walking around curtain closes on the dovely gas incident the committee completed their investigation on the 18th into the dovey toxic gas leak in louisiana in 2017. they concluded the deaths were caused by a leak of natural gas that had built up in the mud ruck under the area jack baker and his family who were exposed to the gas perished ethan winters and his wife were also believed to have been there nearby but their current whereabouts are unknown the entire area has been closed off to officials who believe it will be at least 10 years before the area's house habitable again jack baker is the freaking that's the crazy guy from the last one that was chasing you around he didn't out of gas i had a blown with i [ __ ] shot him with like a hundred shotguns or something thank you dupe duper everyone's forgotten about this already it was like i was fighting a giant monster in the last one and it destroyed like half of the state but it was just a gas incident probably almost there honey put the baby on the ball put the baby on the ball you can kick the ball wow this is the best one yet there you go sweetheart don't you worry i'll be right downstairs daddy won't let those weird fairy tale monsters get you what is with the dad in the book the baby doesn't understand the book you dumb ass me and i had another fight i accidentally mentioned what happened three years ago and she blew up at me we finally settled down in our new life in europe but i still feel like part of me is trapped in that hell hole back in louisiana i know mia doesn't like to talk about it but can we rarely just forget everything and pretend it didn't happen should we face what happened there so we can live our lives with rose without it hanging over our heads we aren't that much at least i know mia knows this too she wouldn't have exploded like that at the hospital if she didn't care oh this is the wife this is the data on the wife all right no zombie no virus no wait no that's no that's not the wife this is the baby actually the wife probably weighs more than 14 pounds 14 pounds isn't that a big baby that's a big baby rose is fine how much does the average baby weight babe how big were you when you were a baby leo is a big baby you said you're a big baby right yeah how much did you weigh 12 and you were big this baby is 15 pounds he's 15 pounds newborn look he's big he's a monster he's gonna turn into mr uh mr x mr x baby the baby is the true is the villain of the game there's the baby where they got the baby what is that called the incubator is that the incubator or is that what they put chickens in oh there goes the baby end up into two oh she's got a monkey it's not paranoia if they're really out to get you it's moon monkey it's moon baboon oh you're trying to watch my new video all right i'll pause stream i gotta take a shower oh look at this look at this the wife is eating this weird medicine oh my god is eating the toothpaste oh something horrible something horrible is gonna happen any minute here hey keep it down just making sure it's locked my god she's going to grow up beautiful thank you tap man is she okay sleeping like uh well like a baby that smells good what's that oh hands off mister my god it's chuba de la gum it's a local recipe wow you've gone full native haven't you local wine too but if you're gonna keep sulking all evening maybe you shouldn't have any you really have to stop worrying it's just finding you in louisiana the pregnancy chris moving us here military training it all happened so fast you know well at least we're all together you me rose now everything's gone seriously think we can just forget about what happened in louisiana it happened so long ago i just i don't understand why you are so what the [ __ ] mia get down what the [ __ ] oh god chris what the hell sorry ethan no [ __ ] why where's the baby all clear rose what the hell are you doing with my daughter sounds like max payne take him away i said get your hands off her ethan no jill no [Music] this game is going to be [ __ ] nuts we'll be there that was the doc she'll see us next week hey now think positively all right we talked about this i know we hardly talk about anything else i keep telling you it's not rose that i'm worried about well then what are you worried about look she's gonna be fine i just know it what else matters we matter ethan you matter you just remember me what are you talking about is there something you're not telling me come on talk to me damn it i have to take this [ __ ] work i can't believe work is calling me how does that work jesus where what are you talking about where's chris redfield and rose what the hell happened here eliminate target recover body shakira rosemary winters and ethan winters move the two winters to sightsee for further investigation uh oh eliminate the target that was the wife the wife was the target i knew i knew the wife was an alien or a vampire i knew it uh yeah the baby killed everybody the baby got powers and started shooting guns the sound is mad about the psp psp is not a real console nobody bought the psp i said right on the box after your council that's why nobody bought it bad marketing people just got psp to watch movies on there they wanted to watch godfather on the psp how did he get so many birds this is like a buffet dinner birds how do you get so many birds oh there's more birds how did he get so many birds what the hell okay birds are attacking i will die oh that was dracula i'm dying oh no no no oh no no no i eat that that's good for you oh bro use that use that weapon well first thing i need to do is find the crank should be in here no mirror why is there no mirror you know what this game doesn't have mirrors they don't have mere technology oh the wife look it's the wife's pills wait is this my house oh i think this is my house look it's the wife's pills are in here there's the flower that i have there's my flower now this isn't my house i didn't have a table there oh oh baby the baby in here get the broom get the broom that's the baby that's the baby upstairs i'm coming to get you baby yes i haven't been hey it's the facts it's an owl look at his hour who the [ __ ] did this did all this how can i not write the kfc answer the kfc answer is not a real counsel listen all the ones i miss soulja boy counsel kfc ansel uh [Music] psp these are not real consoles that's why i didn't even write them i'll put them in asked here huh that's true and gage was the best wherever the hell am i i've been transported to dracula's world this is where dracula resides no that's just not hot this is not hogwarts oh go in here maybe maybe they're out that's my skiing house thank you maybe they're out maybe they just went out and took a bite out of the wall and smashed all the plates and destroyed all the furniture and made a giant blood mess over here and tore the couch in half my guy is so unfazed by this because he has no attachment to real life there should be a dog in here oh i heard a doggy do not bite me doggy i need water the crank i need the crank for this i need the crank for that hogan really needs to clean out his castle that is that's very true hogan is letting this thing go to hell all right the baby has the crank that would make sense do not enter me and i will eat all this soup while they are out i should be able to break this i should be able to shake this loose well that's this game is impossible should have picked casual difficulty this is clearly not balanced thank you yo kenny i am extremely good at the resident evil games [Music] world records on uh three of the resident evils no this is not wisconsin this is more like this is more like this is like uh yeah this is like texas this is what it's like in texas yeah what happened that's how they do in texas that's how they do crash to crash the tractor into the side of the house leave it run into winter that's how they do it in texas they say get her down boy i don't know why i'm driving this tractor winner get it down crash it on the side of the building chicken chicken chicken help me help me chicken chicken help me chicken save me save me from zombies help me let me in oh god oh god this is like resident evil 4 i'm gonna get attacked by like a million creatures oh you can break that oh here we go here we go now we're in business [ __ ] huh the door is locked this piece of [ __ ] door fire texas is spooky y'all thank you and run too fast just kick this piece of [ __ ] door down what the hinges don't even [ __ ] work look at this piece of [ __ ] door whatever the chicken locking you i should have known i should have known chickens were against me did they just run out of the house eat the soup eat the soup why'd they leave the soup oh look at this oh this is some horrible creature up here this thing has no face what the hell is that oh man this is where i'm i'm [ __ ] dead i am one of the deadest guys only in texas do they have this animal thank you ugly friendly friendly who are you who sent you [ __ ] there was an accident down the road what's going on [Applause] [Music] oh no they're coming who is what the hell was that do you have a gun what please tell me i have a gun no why would it hey are you listening hey okay what oh it's probably the chicken dead body wait there's more this is a guy from uh part of the rings jesus christ what the hell is wrong with this place don't you bite me grab one of the chickens no [Applause] yeah no match you're no match oh yeah yeah oh yeah [Applause] yeah boom you're out of there you're out of there what the hell chickens let me in let me in chicken oh yeah why are my fingers back i think it was i think it's they're probably still bit off or maybe i'm like a starfish i get them back oh i'm gonna need this i'm gonna need that oh you have the resident evil 4 inventory all right i can make that all right looks like my health is still full oh it's not the crank but it's still still all right it's hoping for the crank but gotta work with what you get now most people would be like screaming in agony after the half of their hand got bit off but my guy is very tough yeah jg mark i did run out of ammo for the baby i think it's like metroid you know how metroid you start with all your powers in this game they start you with the baby the most powerful weapon and then you and then they take it away and you have to earn it back [Applause] what there was this music there was this thing in there oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no oh no [ __ ] you barricade that guy's knee before something horrible is gonna kill me is there a monster out there there's no monster out there i'll beat the [ __ ] out of a monster okay can't go out direction huh huh where is he i'm dying i'm getting eaten this gun is so weak okay eat the food oh oh no oh no [Applause] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh god oh my god i need a better gun i need a bigger gun hold still oh down he goes down he goes okay i got 140 money off of that guy the zombies have money is it over that one [Applause] i put my jam back near the fields survivors all right so your crafting stuff goes over here huh oh i see these are the recipes i see how it works damn i don't have any treasure so far i need more treasure i found out texas they'll definitely be putting a treasure in this kind of thing dig in there xbox is the worst console in gaming freak master you don't know anything about video games i doubt you've even played the assistant's creed franchise all right that's how you want to do it all right all right what are you saying zombies should not drop money what do you think zombies buy food with oh this is good what is this guy what are you doing are you good at evil what are you where are you going what are you doing up there oh okay well he's backing off oh oh oh don't don't back up back up back up to that tnt thing [ __ ] you oh boom got him don't attack damn it okay they're not oh no now they're attacking [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you punch him punch him eat the food i'm running out of bullets already oh my god there's another one oh [ __ ] this guy's a nice all right i'm i'm going oh god break that there's no i can hit him with this tnt shotgun [Applause] somebody's shooting they're shooting fire arrows at me where did the zombies learn this oh oh how'd you get on the roof wait a box there's a box give me this box don't eat me don't eat me i need to leave out jesus christ there's so many zombies huh what did that hurt i need the crank okay okay how do i get out of here this is insane look i can make i made the i made a thing is there a dragon fighting me now this is crazy what do you do yeah i got this thinking i'm dead here i got the shotgun emma where's the shotgun what is happening i'm getting arrows shot at me that guy's dead there's okay there's there's more guys there's another guy over there what the [ __ ] how do you win oh he's swinging me like bowser got a zombie on a horse oh yeah sasquatch yeah i can beat those guys come back here i'll beat you guys how is my guy still going that doesn't do [ __ ] huh not liking this see that achievement not liking this because it's a werewolf let's pour that over your freaking holiday in the good life and in death we give glory uh hello you shouldn't be out here it's not safe what the hell hey can you hear me it's you the child's father child hey wait do you mean rose is she here rose rose yes you shouldn't be she is in great danger since mother miranda brought her to the village we have fallen into darkness what are you talking about the monsters the castle bell heralds danger they're coming no wait where's rose who's mother miranda the bell tolls for us all they're coming again lucy's here [Music] all right did i really miss the shock it'll probably give it to me later if i missed it an easy to pick lock then pick it pick it if it's so easy i missed the minigun damn i should have got the minigun all right wow the new zelda game looks really realistic no this is not zelda cora this is the new last of us i'm definitely gonna need that shield definitely thinking i'm gonna need the shield for this i missed the shrink ray what how did i miss the shrink ray already damn i should reach i should go reset if i missed the shrinker oh this is the goat we offer these goats of warding to protect a village and its people any who break them shall feel mother miranda's wrath was that good to do our bed did i just activate like a hard mode or something did i do something horrible goat simulator village i should be able to place the photo here i'm not gonna have any fingers after this on i have some maybe i'll have the index finger where is the bathroom thank you pancakes missed the chaos emeralds in the last area i didn't even find the bonus game thank you tripping mike listen guys i'll be able to go back i'm sure i'll be able to go back at some point of the game it's resident evil you get like all million guns it's like uh rationing clank i think you just get a whole bunch of guns thank you rfos and worm it's just like you get a hundred thousand guns so it's fine if you miss one it's kind of like halo eventually you can do a wheeled oh see here we go i already got this that's some type of weapon seek out the crests one is in the church the other is in louise's house all right hey look see i knew it okay and i don't even need an ink ribbon what do you think of the game so far donkey boy so far it is very scary but the baby is funny so far the scariest it goes like this scariest character wife then zombie then chris who is now evil i guess that game is scary thank god donkey is so oh brave dead i'm dead i'm dead i'm dead don't kill don't care all right now by using this map i can find out that i gotta go over here guess this leads to the castle there we go huh i hear you in there eating corn who's eating corn in here give me this wax i can make him i can make his hand on him i'll make this oh all right all right we're back in business we're back in business now there's somebody out here you can corn this guy you know what they can't even see me in there they're too dumb [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no there's oh there's okay there's there's there's two of them let me end up in let me in the house close the door please hey what are you doing here stay back please don't hurt us whoa it's okay i'm not gonna hurt you i'm just glad to see normal people at last have you seen any other survivors no they're all in louise's house and she's not answering in the gate is locked quiet girl he's an outsider oh [ __ ] we're setting ducks in here can your old man walk no one of the monsters cut him he's lost a lot of blood we have to get into louisiana quiet there must be a way inside stay here be quiet don't move until i get those gates open zombies food in here food in here this is a good distraction zombies will be eating that then i can progress this is where zombies go to the bathroom okay to go i see that goat in there oh that's some oh that's the plate i need get that plate i need to remove a screw this seems like a mistake come on it's clear okay hurry that's what we're supposed took your damn time oh you're welcome that took like three seconds he's not used to relying on other people i'm sorry we'll be safe in here won't we safer here than out there that's for sure hey do you know anything about what's going on here it doesn't make any sense mother miranda has always protected us nobody's answer thanks look spark father we have to get inside who's mother marianne just hold on a bit longer papa you know what it is mother miranda is so much good she's the big zombie baby and she's protecting the village from something but then whisker came in and he ran an experiment on the vampire and now they're pissed off hello so he can make anybody else maybe a familiar voice louisa open up it's me elena i mean that probably makes too much sense for it to be the actual shouting you'll draw the monsters who's this friend stay back father for god's sake julian let us in uh no they'll smell the blood you'll endanger us all my father will die out here that's not my problem what's going on these people want to let a dying man into our home come now these people are our friends go on go inside come back this way you're not from this village uh no i'm ethan eulen go make yourself useful and check the grounds i said go okay fellaina trusts you and so do i come inside ethan yeah i get to go inside the house go get the corn i'll check on the others and that guy got to go outside with the monsters they broken again got more of the livestock i don't think we'll make it through winter at this rate ernest is missing too we can't find him anywhere his mother miranda abandoned us it's a [ __ ] house no it's not a trap that's not a trip these are some good dracula pictures all right these are very low quality walls they definitely could use uh some sort of solution here oh not this guy this guy you can't trust this guy come inside the others are waiting what the [ __ ] is this outsiders you're going to get us all killed anton leonardo and elena we were doing fine by ourselves please ethan take a seat is this all that's left from your entire village all that's left there is no one left a worthless invalid a stupid wailing [ __ ] and you frown you drag a bloody man and an outsider in here like it's nothing and expect to be all safe there is no safe every sorry bastard out there has been ripped in half but tomorrow tomorrow we'll all be dead just like a damn husband the bitter succulent roxanna that's enough this house has protected my family for generations and drunk or not you are all welcome and safe in here whatever can someone please tell me what the hell is going on here we don't know honestly one day we were a quiet devout village and the next the monsters came and attacked us and they they kept coming wait okay where is your husband did they no no he he is out there somewhere he he went to get help yes yes that's that's it he he went to fetch help let us pray for him for all of us good idea come gather great ones hear our voice together as one in reverence as the midnight moon rises on black wings so we make our sacrifice amen now the tea should be ready come help me elena please that prayer i've heard it before there was an old woman near the graveyard give me that some [ __ ] as crazy as a bag of rats there is wisdom in her devotion though and i hope it protected her as it shall protect us what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] no let me go don't eat me don't eat [Applause] i said no oh my god i'm so sorry father hey hey that wasn't your father anymore you did the right thing elena elena no there's nothing you can do this entire place is collapsing what the hell is happening in this game you couldn't save him he was already gone leave me alone no we're getting out of here together i gotta get out of here this game is [ __ ] nuts i just almost forgot about the intro the intro is already insane the baby the baby blew up house blood the wife got shot with a machine gun i'm in this this everybody's eating each other this guy got shot with a shotgun zombies are riding horses there's a witch there's a vampire that's only like the first hour of the game hey what the hell soup did they leave take the screwdriver out of the keyring the screwdriver exactly is it in here this is a tough ass wine battle i should use this as a weapon the truck key i can i can look there's a pen in there look hey this is last of us you gotta search all the drawers damn the fire's moving fast getting a truck really getting in the truck what are you thinking step back we can bust out with this here we go now let's just drive to the final boss go the [ __ ] is my plan drive through a brick house all right are you all right um i'm fine let me back up again the fire there isn't any [Music] grab on hurry let's move don't worry and try not to breathe in the smoke i know thank you ethan you're kind what i hope your family is safe i do too once we get out of here maybe you'll get to meet them come on it'll hold japanese games have the best voice acting that's our way out thank god but what then the village is still full of monsters we can't fight them there's too many hey hey don't talk like that we'll find a safe house to put you in until i can find my daughter my hunch is she's in that old castle no that place is full of nothing but blood and death and i don't want to be alone while you're father oh elena no that's not him not anymore he said my name father wait it's not safe come on give me your hands ethan go save your daughter don't give up reach for me that was a shit-ass plan why is everyone dying on me [Laughter] this is just too much that's just too much i'm gonna meet another game he's gonna do it now i just don't get it damn this game is crazy this place is going mad why the [ __ ] is this happening again i once again need to ask you would you rather be a zombie killing badass or ball would i rather be a zombie killing badass or bald why would i want to be bald you're always saying what i want to be bald nobody wants to be bald why are you always asking if i want to be bald all right i guess some people in here want to be bald what is the what is the power of being bald you don't have to cut your hair anymore that's like no bad hair days that's true that's true some people know they just don't have uh their head looks weird if they're bored here we go here we go a screwdriver of course oh oh i don't want to go over that way i'm going back in the house i should be able to get back in through this i should be able to go back into the house well this game doesn't work close the door mr vampire who was what was that that was mother miranda good thing i got the shotgun go to the gun noise yes death has visited them all yeah that's not funny how much for the skulls you know who this is this is her mother miranda is this witch she can transform into the witch i've solved the storyline justin bieber is in this game really justin bieber's not in this game nothing but blood and death huh go in the water hey you can go in the water all right all right i'm going in the castle demon sigil is never good no sometimes sometimes you'll see like a restaurant with a demon sigil right thank you phobos yeah chili's i've been to a chili's that had a demon sigil well well what the [ __ ] is left you must be pretty tough huh who the [ __ ] are you oh you're not local even better the [ __ ] is this that's magneto that is true that's magneto i think this guy's like you're whining we're [Music] [Laughter] the man is of no real use to anyone else and my daughters do so uh entertaining for us furthermore my daughters and i are the libertarians [Music] [Laughter] you mean you'll screw around with it in private more is the fun in that give them to me and i'll put on a show that everybody can enjoy oh so gauche what do we care for bread and circuses the man thinks suffering is ashore yeah gag is a man's dick is cut off in the castle blah blah i've heard all your arguments some of you were less persuasive than others but i've made my decision heisenberg the man's fate is in your hands heisenberg mother miranda i must protest heisenberg is but a child and his devotion to you is questionable heisenberg is but a child give the mortal to me and i will ensure he is ready shut your dampers and don't be a sore loser you'll find your food somewhere else quiet now child adults are talking i'm the child you're the one who's arguing of miranda's decision wouldn't know responsibility if it was wealthy oh keep glory one day your head might actually fake your ego you might fight hey don't i get a singing silence my decision is lichens and gentlemen we thank you and now let the games begin [Applause] get ready six five four three two one happy new years jesus christ that's right run for your life this one very nice oh let's get back this is like the beginning of metal gear five where it's just like you get blown up by a tank and then a zombie walks in and starts shooting you with a rocket launcher then that thing gets ran over by metal gear and then the metal gear starts shooting you and then that thing gets blown up by something bigger and then that thing starts shooting at you just like nonstop [Applause] oh now i'm in indiana jones what the [ __ ] i should be able to go out this way duck duck my word you truly are as strong as they say oh you didn't think i'd let you get away monroe entertainment for the beautiful grand finale something like fresh american growth that's the four lords of the village [Applause] jesus christ that's right run what is she talking to me on a radio oh [Music] finale nothing like fresh american ground beef too close wait do those freaks have rose sounds like dead rising writing nothing like a big thing of ground beef nothing like a bunch of sausages who is this voice actor for this game i feel like i just played the game with this guy billy baptism i think i'm in the castle man oh i know who this guy reminds me of he reminds me of richard from that president robot game yeah so he sounds like happy birthday michael not video game donkey my favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs thank you solo soldier i'm so glad that you little spaghetti and meatballs just wanted to find their finer foods in life i just hope they're like a mirror i've been waiting for you mr winter whoa it's the big game i know my name anyone who is anyone has heard of the likes of you a hero searching for his daughter though i must say that castle arouses suspicion yeah and so do you i am but a humble merchant that's the baby forgive my manners the baby now to business weapons ammunition healing salves anything you desire i can provide if it's just looking windows now here's something i haven't seen before let's see what we got here oh i know i want this i want this how much is this 10 000 okay i have 900 oh i need this a customizable part for the shotgun zero dollars okay yes i can see why oh there you go all right shotgun ammo free free it's just giving it away i see anything else hand gun ammo this guy's sucker all right i'll take that interesting selection just giving me he's just giving the stuff away this is one of the dumbest merchants oh the hair trigger all right i don't really have enough for anything else see you can upgrade guns all right so this is like a resident evil 4 all right now he just gave me the lock pick for free should i go around in this and just sell it back to him for a thousand is there any morality in that just sell him his own thing back for a thousand dollars oh shotgun i don't need this sew this off look at this i could sell the shotgun i could sell the pistol and just upgrade the shotgun out or i could sell the shotgun and upgrade the pistol out i'm skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications and we'll do good day then just keep the knife no the knife is weak this is for suckers you can't even stab walls even walls don't fall to them look at this you can't even hurt a wall with this it's not even connecting all right i'm in the cash should rose be here now this is a painting by theodore this was during his uh the rococo period january 5th redneck delivery of one male three females you might be a redneck january 28th mother miranda meeting with mistress de matriscu february first the duke business discussions all right now this is more like the resident evil i know oh this is george washington that's how funny that you get money did you get money in resident evil 4. dude i know they had the shop guy i don't remember getting money though you must have got money this seems so fun i know this guy oh look it's the castle oh where am i where am i oh we're definitely gonna have to do something with this this drawbridge craftsman in the late 19th century norshton was branded a heretic in his homeland he wandered the lands until he settled into a remote village norrish tim then created four labyrinths the castle the house on the hill the waterwheel and the iron tower upon their completion he put a gun to his temple and took his own life why each labyrinth is unique and requires its own specially crafted metal ball to operate each one contains crystallized human remains which are said to be narshton's four beloved waves the labyrinths are their graves hey hey jack thank you dick all right i'm gonna need the four metal balls he couldn't escape the labyrinth he got stuck in the maze he built too much and he got stuck thank you greatest player is burger man in this one no i don't think they got the rights to burger man for this one that's one of those characters that you know they don't want to overuse them because when you do see them it's you know she's such a fan favorite looking for roses push what the [ __ ] man blood shoot these people mother i bring you fresh prey you are so kind to me daughters now let's take a look at him wow well ethan winters you escaped my little brother's idiot games did you let's see how special you are yes mother yes hmm starting to go a little stale then let's devour his man flesh quickly mother i am the one who captured him now now daughters first i must inform mother miranda but later well there will be enough for everyone hey how come vampires eat people why don't they just like take why don't they just like slurp some blood and then just leave the person alive then they could just keep eating more food plot hole [Laughter] [Music] what are you doing all right oh this is good my guy is so good my guy is invincible my guy cannot die today my guy is invincible my guy is the most powerful guy in this whole castle i cannot be destroyed they could incinerate my entire guy he would still be alive oh now i got the crimson glass oh look at this just a horsey lever even if you grinded my guy up into a paste let it on fire and then put that and then somehow turned it into a liquid and then dissolved the liquid and then just kind of let it uh you know like evaporate my guy would still be alive oh i can pick the lock pick the lock little thing i put on there yep this is my house this is my house teddy this is the this is the clock room how is he handling the shack and he just holds it his hands are fine now all they did was uh put gigantic hooks through his hands and then he ripped him out he put a band-aid on well i gotta get rid of this plate it's a [ __ ] plate i'm trapped i'm trapped in here forever i'll never make it out i'll never make it out oh there's no way out there's no way out yeah i'm thinking that's going to be the end of the game here kind of looks like you can pull this lever but it's not letting me pull it maybe climbing the fire lock picked the door i used to lock pick already what the [ __ ] when did i get this have a mine where the [ __ ] did i get this i should just throw the mine down at the door i'll just blow it open maybe if i shoot this maybe if i shoot the horse oh look at this what if i'm looking here here we go i'm like a little rant oh you don't want that you don't want that can i inspect it give me that give me the eye all right oh look at this i got a crystal skull oh i bet you can show this to the man put the eye in the skull that's good thinking i don't think i can't do that at all though but that is good thinking i can craft i can craft now i can't craft nothing climb over that i thought i could climb over there oh look at this get the armor get the armor with the armor i'll be invincible oh there's something horrible in there this is walter watch this here we go kill that point all right oh we'll break the gesture glass oh money money is in there what about this one i saw another one didn't i look the film reels where have they taken rows put the eyeball all right so i'm gonna need four statue heads here clearly the merchant's room hey we meet again duke why are you here where there's coin to be made and have you found your daughter no he's steve if she is truly here the lady of the castle would have kept little rose in her private chambers would she not kill me dummy trask the very same why don't you take a look maybe you'll get lucky and speaking of looking care to make a purchase this guy is the main villain you wish to make a purchase i'm calling it now this guy's behind it off what are you buying just something an old friend of mine used to say he said he said i don't need none of this i just saw you like two seconds ago you gay oh i should sell this to him selling this so nice thing dissatisfied i believe this is a fair price all right what should i get should i upgrade the pistol or the shotgun i'm thinking upgrade the pistol i got a lot of pistol ammo pay me no mind please come again upgrade the knife can you upgrade if it's just looking window shop away no that would be funny have a wonderful adventure i should get fast reload on the knife is resident evil 8 better on the ps1 probably i like the ps1 version yeah see ps1 version you could sit down there oh oh they're drinking blood they're drinking blood get that shout out go get that and sell them the vampires are going to be pissed their whole house they're going to be looking for stuff and i sold it all to the duke whenever they're trying to find something that's all going to be sold off to the duke i was already in here thank you ivan why didn't the merchant get it himself he's too big he has to roll around like a big ball three the wine room oh look at this fancy wine room door thank you freaking heck the winemaking techniques of caso de mistura can be traced as far back as the 15th century long before the current occupants of the castle el china de mistreum uses this legendary yet peculiar technique to enrich the wine's flavor intensity and bestowed with a thick bouquet her best vintage is sanguish virginia meaning maiden's blood it is kept in a special ornate bottle decorated with intricate silver flowers wow put the eyeball donkey did you get the funny gun no i didn't i i did get the funny gun actually see i put crash bandicoot on it see him in there this guy's got some kind of treasure it's so funny to go around and get treasured where's the infinity gun that's a good question action it's probably a dracula safe look at this guy oh you need the eyeball open sesame oh [ __ ] it's bees bees are back as an enemy i haven't cut open a man in a while let me string you up slice your juggies and just watch take an alive dead witch would you prefer you can't kill me lady i'm invincible you will look wonderful mounted in our hall plus not the shotgun stand still did that one and i went there lose and [ __ ] i can't hold back any longer i can't tell if you can win or lose i'll mount your head on my wall the frame rate is [Music] whoa how do you win there's too many bees maybe that's her attack and she lowers the frame i'll hit her with the land mine the land mine of course mother said snail but i think you're delicious i'm not stale we're gonna put the land mine down i should never be able to fight this oh she blew it up what's happening i'm so confused just like that [Music] frame rate how's it feel all right all right i have a plan i have a plan i have to i gotta go i gotta i gotta uh what i gotta do i just gotta get past these can take a lot of bites pretty powerful [Music] oh open the door open the window open the window vampires can't fight the window the windows blood is pumping oh oh here we go i just wasted all that ammo all right so you can't even fight that bus actually so that was just i wasted like 10 shotgun chills in the mine it was my first day working at the castle today i was most shocked to see the other staff were all women the mistress and her daughters were very adamant that they wouldn't bite it was quite peculiar it's been two weeks since i started working at the castle and i'm a little afraid another maid adella made a mistake and miss daniella slashed her face with a knife oh and at night i can hear her wailing as if ghosts roamed the halls i want to go home i don't know what to do the young ladies were complaining was too hot and stuffy during dinner so i opened the window just a crack shut it shut it now they all shrieked at me in unison i fear i may be taken down into the cellar never to be seen of again i don't know what to do i don't know what to do that's what i said just open the windows just open all the windows and i'll beat this game easy the duke is biggs the cat no way they don't got the money to pull that twist off nope here goes to me vampires hate cashews is that true what is this little thing this is a little chicken i didn't know vampires hate cashews play this song oh okay nobody shoot nobody killed vampires hate questions but love bees what a world what a world thank you lance oh this is classic every house has this the warlord room pretty much everybody with a house has a room like this i need a torch trust in night oh i see what you do where did i get a flashlight all right i got a flashlight huh uh doggy food thank you spell neal candidates irina micawa lois ingrid rejects dandora greta nadine ouch sorry nadine thank you rock basin oh this is the refrigerator this is where they keep their food thank you chesty robust appetite robust hepatitis c unstable these are the daughters these are the vampire daughters there's a fourth there one there's a fourth one that's very crazy thank you austin and mobile there's a fourth one that's extremely powerful in wacko well where did they get so many people in this [ __ ] ass village vampires don't look this much people sounds like they're in new york or something thank you how can someone be overly alert they just hear stuff too easy they hear stuff from too far away you're like trying to sneak up on them and they're like hey i knew you were doing that here comes some monsters all right i'm taking them on i'm taking them oh he's got a sword oh he's got a sword zombies have swords now he's got a hook [Applause] [ __ ] [ __ ] boom oh i'm winning this guy's got an axe holy [ __ ] these guys are no match for me pick up the axe i think it disappeared can you do that in gex actually x's i think this is built box engine action pipe bomb oh now i think left oh oh oh where did this guy you're out of there give me that money you don't get no money now you're ready i seen invincible no what is the movie oh oh no it's the spencer family the spencer family is in the chat get this guy out of here with this big sword where do you get that oh i took his necklace oh can he open doors they can't open you can open [Applause] it's a lot of monsters any goons i wonder what's better just to skip to enemies seems like you get a lot of money for fighting them so i don't know if you'd want to skip enemies in this one then you wouldn't have money to upgrade your weapons [Music] i train success i train success wait one second you guys i have to play the hype train whistle one second there it is hype train thank you squid man rob oh my goodness thank you for all the bones i forget where i am now i can't believe cassandra caused all this mess right i'm not fighting her again i know how to win i need blood warm wet bright red blood no go eat your dinner which tools do you prefer oh thank you idiot sandwich thank you where are you going little one burger king [Music] your bullets cannot harm [Applause] your stupid man thing ugh not like this such a tiny little room holy [ __ ] how do you dodge oh okay there your teeth at eyes oh it's still hot still i don't believe it i win these zombies are no match for me oh my god thank you mini toy thank you for the bonus you guys now this what is this this is horse meat who eats this wait a minute is this people meat is this people meat this is horse meat this is people meet this is nasty another one was sent to the cellar she had only spilled some soup everyone knows what happens when you're sent to the cellar you're never seen again they drain your blood your soul cursed to wander the halls i went looking for her and when i found her she was just skin and bones and gnawing on a rat carcass i suspect it'll be my turn next what happened to his hand he got bit all right i'll do a recap i'll do a story recap so far the game started there was a baby and a wife but the wife was scary so i put the baby to bed then a machine gun shot the whole house up and killed the wife then chris redfield shot my wife like a hundred times and then the baby got kidnapped and then i teleported to a dracula mansion and then i found like a hundred monsters and now werewolves werewolves can ride horses and they bit my hand off but my guy doesn't care and then they they put like hooks through my hands and put them on the wall but he doesn't care and now that's pretty much done now i'm here oh here we go huh dang i need a lockpick oh all right there it is this is the dinner treasure get the treasure break the windows that's a good idea i should drink this wine now if a zombie comes in here i was the reason you picked up bloodborne it's one of your favorite games man it's good to hear metal bird bloodborne that's classic classic game all right i'm thinking going back to the funny man i'm going back to the funny man i'm getting too scared whenever you're too scared you gotta go see the funny man thanks you're a consistent patronage i've expanded my services naturally [Music] shotgun oh i can make shotgun ammo learn how to make shotgun ammo maybe i should get down i'm skilled at all sorts of weapons modifications and we'll do them for a small fee i'm doing this duke and this stuff you like this this should be enough wow i got a lot of money this is all an investment even these hands are more dexterous than one might think dang sniper rifle emma all right please come again these vampires get a lot of money in here red boss i was the reason you picked up balloon wonder world what's your favorite game that's so good to hear i'm so glad you like the game blind wonder world such a great great game i hope you didn't uh pick it up early and spend the extra 20 dollars hope you waited the week for the twenty dollars off all right i need the courtyard key there's a little stairs up there i'm looking for adorama's chambers where's door mama's chambers what if i go out the front door will dogs bite me again wow there's a lot of people that are a lot of people are taking my game recommendations oh you found sonic from my channel sonico6 i'm glad you like that game that is one of the best games i'm surprised they never brought the sonic games to steam i think they're just that i think the people who make justice suck that much is that they can't bring them to pc they're not like counsel exclusive at all they just didn't come to pc because they don't i guess there wasn't worth the effort pcs aren't powerful enough yeah maybe that might be why it's the three zombies the three vampires hey look treasure all right i have a journal what all right this is actually to recap did you guys get on that i have the fancy wine what do i do with the fancy wine maybe to do quench it hmm do i have any other items i got this pipe down oh look i can make mines now i'm making a mine i just got this wine that i gotta put do something with go upstairs all right oh the wine room the wine room ah the french different champagne [Music] uh huh ah the treasure how was the reason oh [ __ ] don't kill me don't kill me [ __ ] these curtains these curtains are the true enemy go away bees please go away please no ha the sun all right i guess that's over they can never face me out here uh do the dolphin dad i don't have that yet why am i chasing this lady i don't have to crank yet usually how these games work is once you get the crank then it kind of goes downhill looks like the games get harder and harder until you find the crank then it's kind of downhill from there what have you done to my daughter blew her up look at mine i'm going in every house has a blood swimming pool oh this is a puzzle all right what is this this lady has the wine bottle oh this lady is drinking this guy's on the horse these people boys you got grapes is that a thing of grapes all right so the grapes are going to the horse grapes gotta go to the horse horse he's gotta go to the horses gotta go well you give the grapes to the man and the horse okay rise the horse over to this person then she gives the wine to this lady boom the circle of life oh oh all right [Music] good thing that didn't drop me like a hundred feet to go let's to go holy shoot the magic goat oh this is the bedroom this is a blood room oh this is grapes right eat those grapes uh-oh where did he go where did he go oh this is gonna be bad this is gonna be bad don't [ __ ] [Applause] again [Music] hold still hold still get him is this game good pretty fun so far oh oh he's out of there he's out of there i can block this off oh whoa where let's just go past all these people why do they want to eat meat look at how much food they get they have a whole basement full of blue they have an entire castle full of blood oh [Music] it's time to break up the pipeline look at all this money i'm getting oh no power no power in that game i should craft some uh here we go milan wonder world is the ultimate survival horror game limited inventory underpowered weapons confusing maze like levels yeah it is kind of a horror game maybe that's what they were going for who's calling me she's like a giant mannequin mother miranda i regret to inform you that ethan winters has escaped that fool heisenberg it's a prank carl because he is in my castle and has already proven too much for my daughters to handle when i find him no mother miranda yes of course i understand the importance of the ceremony i won't let you down i'm out here to hell with the ceremony that man will pay for what he's done rose where are you we were all called by mother miranda to send the feet of the child's father just thinking of that family meeting makes me shudder to think i am treated like a sister to those miscreants especially heisenberg that riffraff wouldn't know manners if they slapped him in the face i would have sliced him to ribbons if mother hadn't stopped me why why does she treat me the same as them she gave me this castle obedient daughters everlasting life did she not am i not her favorite am i not special i need a drink oh isn't this how the last one was there's like a evil grandma behind it all yes yes always the evil grammar now watch out for the evil [ __ ] [ __ ] all this for a child who isn't even here what the hell do you ungrateful selfish wretch you come into my house you lay your filthy manhands on my daughters and now you even try to steal my property for [Music] go ahead do your worst yeah tell me ethan uh um where am i now first traction nope [Music] before you ever i don't need that you will learn what it [Music] means go get the handbag get the handbag get the handbag don't kill don't kill don't kill me your right hand is unusable all right okay open up open up the mask of sorrow oh i'm out of here running will get you nowhere to get me up here what what the heck is my guy invincible good did i screw this castle did they just like establish in resident evil 7 that my guy is invincible he can just glue his hand back on that guy cannot be stopped this is the most powerful guy in the whole resident evil world [Applause] i don't even know why i'm wasting bullets on these zombies even if they cut my head off i can just put it back on oh he's had to do i wonder how the saves work do you think it's saved it seems like there is checkpoints but i wonder if i just turned the game it's just gonna keep spawning these guys look this is the classic this is the classic stairwell they did it again this is the classic stairwell with the little room here oh wait that's not a room it's just not the classic though this is the classic stair room it's in every game so far the classic am i making this up or is this a real thing that they have a classic stair room yeah our e2 remake did have it had this exact ring had the exact stair just a classic be aware the lipstick is missing if anyone finds it please return it to her bathroom it is custom-made and therefore very expensive wow custom-made lipstick wow put it on put on the customized lipstick don't bite me you're right there oh i found a metal ball i only need three more metal balls oh yeah i should be able to glue my neck back on what's interesting is that my hand is still bit off it's still kind of bit off i guess if i just lose the part i guess i can glue anything back on but if they eat it and take it away it won't grow back you know i can't just grow stuff back but if i get cut in half then i can just glue myself back together oh wait what is the big lady a doctor you're out of there thank you oh this is a good painting i should get that and sell that to duke take all these paintings the piano thank you baldi and wilkin i'm playing the piano oh how the heck how do you do this you really have to play the piano [Music] so [Music] so [Music] david the piano key get it scientific name none similar body structure to blow flies although there are differences in the head oh it's evil flies this game the villain is evil flies the flies are carnivorous they'll gather using pheromones to mimic a human huh yeah well i think there's i think there's that all the daughters are flies there's three of them and i killed one of them the flies are unable to reproduce though oh it's the cold it's the cold that kills them not the sun alright so we're fighting evil flies on this resident evil the last game was mold in the last game you fight mold and now you fight flies i wonder if i had like compressed air if i could just take one out let me craft ammo all right oh he's out of there all right where are we at where are we at right now what treasures do i got i got this key i got this key i got the mask of sorrow classic i got the ball i got a lot of stuff i think i'm gonna end it here for today though i'm just gonna go back to the duke and save i'll play some more tomorrow oh i heard a beep what is this did you guys hear that it's a pleasure to see you safe how were things no you got music in here i'm so sorry it turned out that way well you'll find your way to her once you're out of this castle do you have need of anything for the road ahead i've expanded my services please come take a look this guy's classic all right guys thanks for watching you guys i'll play more tomorrow this is a funny game gotta find a baby goodbye everybody go back

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Published: Sun May 09 2021