Dunkey Streams Shin Megami Tensei V

ah hey psycho what's going on yo joe combo what's going on harsh oh you're from wisconsin didn't you know about the wisconsin dog yesterday i was looking up all the different famous types of hot dogs there's not that many there's an only very few famous hot dogs there's the seattle style hot dog for that they put cream cheese cream cheese and onions and a hot dog that's seattle style british hot dog what's a british hot dog for a british dog they put it on a little crumpet australia dog what's the australia style dog vertical hot dog yeah australia does it vertical style it's just like a normal hot dog but they just eat it like they hold it vertically they don't actually do anything different they just hold it differently uh-oh how come this guy's powers are turned off oh no he has no power he has no power kill that guy oh no i have no power here i have no power oh hype train height hype train thank you egg ball so australia is a vertical style dog seattle they put cream cheese i think like milwaukee actually has the best hot dog i saw there was one called milwaukee style and it was just a picture of oh i'm dead i'm dead the milwaukee style dog is just this is how i do it now i'm not sure if this actually counts as a milwaukee style i just cook an italian sausage and put it on like a nice like uh like a nice roll like a nice brat roll or something or if you put it on like a french like uh like a baguette type of roll that's all you need it's just italian sausage on a piece of and a nice piece of bread that's how we do it over here thank you susan thank you for all the bone susan idaho style hot dog topped with raw potato oh man i don't know if i want to have the idaho style potato i don't think i like that style have i unlocked a rare sushi attack yet no i have unlocked big frosty though you gold wind and big beanie baby look who i unlocked i already unlocked one of the best pokemon from this game king frost king frost let me tell let me tell you guys the storyline for king frost king frost is the king of snow who rules over an infinite number of jack frosts he has the power to freeze the entire world but but is unaware of it due to his rather naive personality the way i found this guy he was just sitting in a storage container and he was just refrigerating it it's a very good storyline for this game where's robot voice i haven't set up robot voice [ __ ] on this computer i switched computers saints row almost took out this computer i started playing saints row on this computer and the fans started going it sounded like an old uh it sounded like the old cars that they used to make um yeah i don't know why i don't know why saints row killed my computer have you unlocked the old man yet no when do you unlock the old man oh wait did i get this power yet i should eat these i have a lot of these i have 26 of this i have a lot of stuff that makes my pokemon stronger but you swap out the pokemon so fast that i'm afraid to use them oh i gotta level this guy up though this is the most powerful guy of this game he's incredibly powerful this is pretty much the greatest guy of this game alice is good yeah just i just forged she seems pretty powerful all right which way am i going here let's go this way i did beat a guy there was a giant demon sitting on a toilet as a boss fight that was a really good boss fight he was just sitting on a giant toilet somehow i was able to defeat him what did i do oh okay another from the japan branch oh it was my understanding that you were commanded to stand by what are you doing here so your superior is responsible for your presence here considering the circumstances you shall participate in our operation but you will follow all orders as issued i will not permit refusal or objection i'm not gonna i'm not gonna now to the mission the forces of bethel are in the midst of a siege against the demons of chaos headquarters chaos your orders are to assist the other division leaders in hunting the demon king while in his territory you will show caution above all else you ichiro i'm here to kill chaos i don't know anything about life i just want to kill chaos envisioned than he i shall lend you my aid whoa whoa what's that i've been ordered to obey you you will command these angels in the name of order oh thank you ma'am he gets those for free what do i get once this holy operation is at last concluded i will have words for you give me charizard or venusaur huh when i first saw her she scared the crap out of me pretty surprising to see she's got a nice side well me and these angels are gonna do what we can to take down that demon king be careful out there okay thank you kabuki steve and moose oh look at this look at this this is a good power this is a big power-up this is gonna level up all my guys your guys like to look at a statue what's he getting charge plus three now this guy is very powerful he has sexy dance that's a very powerful move oh this guy this guy is so powerful oh here we go let's get this move uh-oh i'm gonna have to lose something here what is this heavy dark attack to all folks see now this game is tough you actually have to strategize what should we lose this doesn't seem that great these moves i feel like they don't work a lot of the time but also i have this move which is kind of better than this probably i could probably just ditch this move maybe i could swap this for this she has a lot of mana there's a lot of things to take into consideration okay this is a very good move this is pretty much just the better version two to five hits let's just lose this we don't need this really we don't need this move get rid of my doom hmm my dune is a lot cheaper though whatever i'll just get rid of it now this goat i'm gonna turn these guys into a bigger game i got a big guy coming in oh look at this guy hey well then all right where are we going oh there's some secrets over here let's go over this way the big thing to know about this game is that this guy is the best guy we got to bring him in bring that guy in bring in bring this guy in and then also bring in this guy this is a good squad and let's go ahead and give this guy some power weee oh what's happening what's happening big battle oh look at these guys what the [ __ ] kind of guys is this king frost is going to destroy these people watch this this is how the game is played oh [ __ ] they dodged you really don't want them to dodge if they dodge you're in a lot of trouble oh gosh he dodged black black that's good to black you want a black this game is like pokemon but if they actually like if you played the game all right now we don't want to hit this dumb mascot with a shield down over there hit this this is not going very good uh all right we got a taunt this guy is the tank this guy is an unkillable tank he will tank every attack why why didn't he take that these guys these guys are an ass with this magic reflected they don't do that much damage though they don't have a lot of power now let's see who's got these guys got shields on hit this guy boom let's do this yeah oh that's a big damage that's a big big damage right there let's see what are we doing right let's eat this guy hit that guy hit his head off look at him he's invincible hit my guy go ahead hit my guy he's invincible you can't touch him look at this he's invincible black ooze is an invincible being i think all the shields are down boom oh my god here i go for a big big hit yeah oh my god here i go for a big hit yeah oh my god alright go for a big big big hit oh my god here i go again oh my god i go one more time oh my god he's dead he is dead i get muscle drink well now that we got muscle drink now we should be extremely powerful can i do a plot summary um the plot is the plot of this game all right let's summarize it basically jesus christ a lot all right the basically the storyline is like this basically okay so basically chaos chaos is here okay tokyo you thought you thought you thought tokyo was real that was fake that was fake that was a simulation it got blown up 20 years ago by devil and that's do you thought that was real the whole time that was in a video game you were in a video game so now we gotta fight chaos and the most important character is king frost who could freeze the entire world but he's unaware of it due to his naive personality that pretty much catches you up there's actually not a lot of cut scenes in this game it's mostly gameplay it's mostly just turn based combat game play but it's actually fun all right where is the monkey ball i wonder if i already have the stuff this guy wants he wants a guitar a plastic model and a game system what do i have can i even see my stuff i have a melted doll i have a cartridge game console the cartridge slot is filled with sand oh that's that's a good game i have a can of i got three cans of jelly radio yaki some of the balls have cooked stingray inside what the [ __ ] spherical cook stingray balls i got a telephone card use the jelly to remove the sand from the game console i already tried that it didn't work thank you human oh look at all these demons out here there's a big battle between angels and demons but the angels are kind of suspicious like the demons are very suspicious but the angels are also kind of suspicious oh who the [ __ ] is this oh this is big head this is paul phoenix paul phoenix is in hell he's going to sleep now this is goku he's from dragon balls i should tell you yes farewell the most [ __ ] up thing about this game is the saving the saving is a [ __ ] [ __ ] there's no auto save you have to do all manual saves so a lot of the time if you just play for like three hours pretty much any enemy in this game has a chance of killing you so you want to just constantly save because you never know when you're just gonna get killed now this is me man okay this is another very important part of the storyline thank you deals thank you gluten-free this is me man he's very very powerful in this universe in this game you have to find 200 me man the more me man you find the more power you get he's very integral to the storyline no that's not me that's no that's not me that's me man that's not me though oh the big trick of this game is just knowing all the different enemies if you can block their thing that puts you in a very advantageous spot these guys suck though i'll kill these guys easily they have no power versus black hooves oh [ __ ] they almost kill them these guys now i see why they're called succubus because they suck so much ass at this game man oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no oh oh i don't want to go down here oh who is this guy oh this is a hell man oh this is come come bender come banda is crazy hope you blocked me come on king frost kill come binders crazy he's weak to electricity watch this this is why black ooze is so powerful he's gonna tank every hit watch this he didn't tank at all he's invincible he can't be killed you idiot you idiot black ooze is invincible you [ __ ] buffoon now watch me kill this game boom these guys remind me of count chalky now valkyrie kill this guy all right we gotta recover the power let's go see the goblin let's go see little goblin little goblin sells you good stuff well look who's here nice work he gives you prizes for finding onto me man very nice thank you video game leo all right we're gonna need we're gonna need a lot of this axe medicine you know me you know me i like to drink this ox medicine we're gonna need a couple sodas throw me in a couple sodas here those are nice to have give me a couple of these now these are really nice to have these are extremely powerful these dampeners now these spyglass we need at least 10 of those that's very powerful to have all right that should be good need anything what separates a goblin from a gnome well a goblin will do anything for money whereas the gnome is driven more by uh they like like cucumbers and stuff goblin is more like a twitch streamer all right let's go down here how would i rate the shin graphics on this game uh very very realistic shins so far from what i've seen i know that is the big draw of this game this team has spent a lot of time you know refining the shin graphics for the ps1 version that didn't look convincing at all but they've really upped it for this one oh this is very powerful oh that's very powerful oh thank you adrian all right let's take this guy out this guy has no power king frost kill these guys off you know they have no power boom this horse guy is invincible he's not taking any damage now this guy let's get this guy oh he's done he is done bring out alice that's a good idea let's bring out let's swap let's swap around let's bring that in oh trying to get me the levels are very oh look at this look at this that's looking like there's a hell man in there when you see like a hundred foot wall of fire that's probably a hell man in there don't you kill me don't you kill me radio yaki oh good very good to get that i think there's a there's a there's a big red guy over here boom give me that no i didn't unlock so bando yeah that is a big down that is one of the big down uh one of the big flaws of this game some games you don't unlock sylvanda until too late who is this guys oh this is gonna hurt you oh oh miss oh all right i am in a very bad spot here this is not going good we got to kill those guys off in the back kill uh oh what's this what's this black greens he'll save us oh [ __ ] they almost killed him in one hit oh no she's dead oh no that black ooze is dead oh no oh no king frost has two health [ __ ] these guys boom king frost take him out take him out boom he took him out you can always count on king frost dang that's [ __ ] up to kill black ooze that's [ __ ] up what kind of monster kills black ooze you really gotta be a just a total long life to take out such a great character now i did get rid of my healing pokemon that was maybe a big mistake but i do have a million of these potions we're gonna bring black ooze back in i'm feeling like alice might actually be terrible for this part of the game after what i just saw somebody is sending out a wavelength oh why is man a yellow and not blue it's cause it's in it's in uh it's in another world oh that's sucked ass that just skipped four turns oh my god all right don't use electricity on this guy dang this guy is invincible what this guy is powerful merman get out of here mermaid king frost kill this guy off he's out of there yeah this is the new persona this is the new persona 6. they brought in more people lord cert's flames are all powerful i don't know how we're gonna beat lord cert the trick is to spend 20 turns buffing and debuffing at the start of every battle that is that is a pretty good trick actually king frost has a pretty good buff we gotta find this evil this thing down here oh my wolf which way do we go see this see where the beam is shooting out of that's where the guy is we need to kill oh high capacity bottle that's very good can of jelly no i don't think i don't think we'll be losing anymore not with can of now with two more cans of jelly i don't think we'll be losing anytime soon oh here's me man angels and demons don't care about us so safe huge relief phew me man he tells you most of the important stuff you need to know oh here we go this is good to get on oh my god that's a big chunk thank you jojo oh this ain't good this is not good it's not good when they get to go first black ooze is tanking a lot though okay okay we got this we got this in the bag boom oh [ __ ] you blocked oh no that's very bad that's very very bad let's do this wait did that only i thought that went off on everybody uh-oh uh we need this we need this to work very badly we need this to work it worked it worked they're all sleeping oh god he's going for a big kill can we race this guy can we race him let's not risk it let's not risk it what moves does this guy have okay he's about to hit me with this hit me with one of these came first uh what can we do here she's the one that does that now we just need black ooze to tank oops wait that's not what i meant to do oh [ __ ] i forgot to use the item black ooze is invincible once again black who saves the day we win we win now watch this turn this on this guy is done this guy is done in this game he is out of here he is not in persona 6 anymore boom oh my god oh my god king frost is extremely powerful watch this here i go oh my god here goes black ooze oh my god oh and again black ooze defeats every character when i started playing this i had the first ooze and i thought you could just i thought it was like pokemon where i could just bring him through the whole game so i held down to the first ooze guy for a really long turn i got to snake talisman this is a funny snake guy i might want this guy on my team he's like a gummy worm black ooze is too strong is there other oohs there is another ooze when i started the game i had this game i had slime i tried to hold on to this guy i leveled him up a lot i leveled him up to like level 20 but then i realized that he is weak to every single thing that there is in the whole game look at his resistances he's weak to every single move in the game he's a byproduct of a failed summoning oh i thought that if you held down to this guy long enough that he would get like a super powerful move or something i thought he was like a trick guy that you're supposed to keep and then he beats the game at the end but i just think he is just he's just in there to die but black ooze he's very powerful and he kind of he's look he's like the same guy you put max rez skills on slime let me see this guy again what could you do with him he has plus three he's good at shooting uh poison on people i don't know enough now about the monsters to me it seems like you're supposed to keep swapping to the newer monsters although some of these guys i have with me have had for a while now will the donkey polo make you a better golfer yes it will that is a guarantee it's the best polo in the world it's the only polo that doesn't shrink that's what's incredibly powerful about the donkey polo it doesn't actually shrink i bought like a non-shrink polo and those shrunk before the donkey polo did that i've had for like years what's this gonna do some sort of device that's true that's true the donkey polo is the only polo that covers your torso this is proven this is a dark world down man somehow i ran in a big circle and i ended up way back here donkey polo is the only one that you can also wear as pants um i have not tested this yet but that sounds like it could maybe be real listen well you can go no farther why not witness the barrier of flame not even the strongest of demons could pass through that i can pass through it you know who could go through there black ooze could walk right through it and he would be fine all right we gotta go find like a fire umbrella to walk through this well then there is a shrine pest eggy cabra that dispels fire if you get power there fire won't bother you okay look at this game yeah this guy is a hundred percent gonna get killed yeah they've been having this guy in the storyline for a long time and he really sucks ass and he's always running away and he's definitely gonna get killed by an evil demon or something the gibbon guitar i got the gibbon guitar all right now watch what i do here watch what i say here boom now watch what i do here that's okay that move actually kills that's a kill move get out of there black ooze is good against snakes okay i believe that black ooze is good against everybody so that makes sense that he would be good against snakes too all right let's go eventually eventually i will find the thing that is shooting all the powers out it might take this entire stream but eventually i'll find it and i'll defeat him oh kill this guy kill this guy now this guy this guy's an ass see this is why it's bad to have to not have a single target dark move because now this atlas guy sucks ass just hit him with your foot i guess black ooze it's all on you it's all on you black ooze oh they're going for the kill move we got a race we got to race him to the kill oh here use use a use a kill move what's this guy week two like hit him with this man there we go now black ooze kill this guy off get around oh all right all right i'm gonna find this guy i'm gonna find this purple guy he's somewhere in this zone somewhere in this zone is the purple guy that has to be slain we got to talk to this horsey a giant waits up a hit holding a sword of fire that's paul phoenix we know about him okay we're getting close i think we're getting close to the thing oh ugh kill this guy off this is looking like king frost would kill these guys easily king frost doesn't care about these people damn we gotta let's just get her out of here she has no power here bringing funny rainbow man your turn i know who has a lot of powers all right king frost take him out take him out oh almost almost always hit them with the venom chaser this guy you're out of there king frost king frost kill this guy off king frost is evil now the best part of this game is this song when you level up this is the best part but that's the whole point of playing this game is just to hear the sound when you level up oh battle hell battle i found the guy i finally found the guy but now i'm not ready eat the life stones all right here we go hell battle okay this is three guys that i don't think i've seen before so this could go very poorly i don't even know what to do this looks like three very powerful guys i guess do this this is a win game all right hit him with this hit him with one of these oh [ __ ] [ __ ] hit him with sexy dance come on come on hey it works dang that's a good move it got all of them holy [ __ ] do this always sexy dance is very very powerful all right let's swipe these guys down oh [ __ ] this guy's gonna reflect oh he reflects wind kill him up this boom damage tank two all right all right let's kill while we got the power what's this move oh oh 40 man oh let's do this how much is that gonna kill this is about to kill this is about to do a trillion damage here all right here we go he's got the power on here he goes boom oh big big hit that's a big big big hit this guy kill this guy he's out of there boom all right busy you can play i'm handing busy the controller right now let's see what he does busy i think you should go for the uh go for the electric attack i was weak to electricity i knew it i knew it oh we're destroying these guys they don't stand a chance hit him with this boom that's a big hit hit him hit him on the head with this this guy is done he is all done in this game king buffy that's a big big kick black ooze hit him on the head with a big big hit oh wait the sexy dance is worn off boom now watch this black ooze is gonna tank he's gonna tank this he doesn't give a [ __ ] black ooze does not give a [ __ ] about you dumb moves he is too powerful for me black goose has way too many powers to even be defeated at all boom i got the magic mirror get out of here by destroying an abscess the nahobino has obtained magasushi and awaken the vast power of miracles see guys i'm pretty good i even awaken the power of mega sushi now there's some kind of treasure down here that i'm trying to get give me that treasure this is bad this is bad this is bad good job black ooze come on black ooze yes once again black who saves the day oh [ __ ] [ __ ] king frost has no man oh no oh no oh no [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no kill that guy oh no oh no oh no oh no oh my god no oh my god all right let's let's get the [ __ ] out of here [ __ ] this we're gone uh thank you tyrant the items in this game are very powerful once you know like the items and which ones you can just easily get that's a big part of figuring out the game hmm do i have i think i can go and make the big guy now that i want to make let's go make the funny guy let's make a funny type of guy this guy this guy is a funny guy he's got ice and dark this is a good guy to get but what's [ __ ] up is we have to fuse king frost to get him it's one of the most messed up decisions you have to make in this game to make this guy you have to sacrifice king frost who's the best character in the game i think what i'm gonna do i'm gonna make one of these i'm gonna make one of these what should we give them give them some good powers dang there's so many to pick what's this one that he has oh that's a really good one give him all this sting i like this move though dang this is hard to pick this is a hard pick here give me this move this is a pretty good move to have dang i need more slots maybe i should do this first maybe i can get more move slots for my guys there's like a thing that lets you have let them have more moves yeah what no i'm melting king first no leah loves king frost you wish to learn this can you get him back yeah i'm gonna make a new king first leah doesn't want me to melt king frost it's a [ __ ] up type of game they make you get really attached to a guy but then you have to just melt them down to make a better one it's a real evil type of game like that you wish to learn this additional plus one to m allies agility when demon levels up dang this they sound pretty good increase demon stack dang this would be good that's this is what's hard about this game in this game usually in a lot of rpgs it's like there's one obvious upgrade that you should get and this one there's like a hundred ones that sound good if a demon's mood sours they may forgive you demon allies summon a battle will have a random stat raised let me see if there's a really cheap one that i'm not getting yet hmm go ahead and give me give me this i want my guy to be a lightning all right now let's go and melt king frost now this is messed up a lot of people are going to turn the stream off when i do this a lot of people are going to turn the stream off and they're going to refund the game and they're going to take this game back to the store but i'm i have to do this i have to gain more power to win the game um let's see give me this give me this dang i wish i had one more slap i really want ice black ice black is really good yeah just give me this this is good i think there he is oh it said he's gonna get another move now endure what is it endorsed lethal attack with one hp once in battle oh dang that's really good actually [ __ ] all right i'll make this guy a ice gay dang but he has more power with this dang now i don't know what to do at all [ __ ] [ __ ] dang lower let's get rid of this we don't need this get rid of this that might have been a big mistake getting rid of that but whatever weak physical attack to one foe now this is dumb as hell i don't need this get rid of that there's definitely a lot of guessing involved in this you just go oh that sounds good and then you get in the fight and you go oh i wish i had that move back now don't worry i'm making a new king frost and he's gonna have a lot of powers lower defense hmm weak light attack oh maybe i want that i don't have any light guys but he sucks acid light attacks damn ice black increases critical rate increase max hp it doesn't say how much it increases it by oops what did i do no that's not no that's not good where'd all the moves go resist light strengthens resistance to light skills that might be good to have give me that watch this watch what i do here but also give me now watch what i say here equip it with life spring to see how much hp it gives you just 20. that's not that good you already resist light it's not additive oh it doesn't do it better it doesn't give me like the whole shield look he only has a half shield wow what's what why does he even get this move it doesn't make him a full shield that's [ __ ] up all right well i guess don't get that move put ice black ice black is nice to have yeah whatever yeah let's get that on there all his good moves are down here anyway all right all right leah won't know that i just that i sweat she'll think that i still haven't she won't know that i swamped them nobody tell you the more hp you have the stronger the attack oh that sounds kind of funny hmm hmm is this move good or dumb it sounds good but it might be dumb it's good but not that good on king frost that's messed up but he's the best character okay let's get rid of that one but this move now this is a really good one to have swap this out now nobody tell leah what happened here i need a heel guy do i have any guys that heal nope i need to get a good healing guy in here return is this different than persona yeah it's pretty different there's some similar stuff but it's it's got uh it's got a lot of different rules is this different than neck no this is almost identical to knack you can even have neck as a demon oh my god i haven't even explored anywhere yet these maps are so huge dark knack is the final boss oh now this guy this guy this is a good game this is like the metal slime guy oh you got to hit him you got to hit him with the right move uh here we go boom oh all right all right okay they're strong against that uh let's see let's see hit him with this that wasn't very powerful yeah play special music when you find the middle slam guy hit him with the funny means kick now black ooze take these guys out hit that guy with your head i need to upgrade my game i haven't put any good moves on my game so long let's go back let's go put moves on my game i've just been holding on to these random moves for a long time welcome to the world of shadows all right let's do give me some powers give me king long's powers what powers does he have he's got this what is what is he giving me he's giving me what is he giving me he's giving me this this and this this is what he gives me these are not very good powers how about zuke what's up oh this ah this might be nice i think i want this guy here we go this is where i want okay okay this is what we want we want this we want this hmm give me one of these give me one of these give me this this is pretty good dang i should get more skills for my game how was this so wait you can just go and give moves from any guy to any guy is there like a down is there like some is there something bad about doing this chance to counter strength banks oh that would be good to put on this guy oh give me this hit on my dish there's no there's no downside to doing this this is so powerful though give me this give me this dang this black ooze is about to be even more powerful than ever before now wait wait a minute can i just take that move from this guy and just go to another guy now and i get to keep that move dang you can do a lot of wacky stuff in this this really lets you play however increases healing hmm i just want to make black ooze the craziest tank possible i just want every move to hit him and then it get blocked every time fire black oh he's weak to this what happened oh wait no that's that's not a passive dang how powerful can we make black ooze you can also give the resistances yeah i know about that i know about that part the higher level ones have better resistances don't they you could just sit here and do this for 50 hours and just make the craziest black ooze uh what am i doing oh wait wait you can't switch the resistances for the monsters though but you can switch them for your guy right what does my guy got my guy is weak to wind but strong against dark what's the best guy that we can pick up hmm this is pretty good just be weak to electricity oh this guy has a lot this guy is only weak to dark but he's got three other shields going this guy he eats frost powers hmm dang this is crazy ah i like my guy right now let's go with this one let's get the slime i like this one right you only understand mario please explain in mario terms okay so basically this is like this slime is like goomba it's like merging with the power of a goomba which is very good to do hmm what do i get weak to win nobody ever uses wind i feel like i have one of the best ones a lot of people use dark nobody ever uses wind but i guess the game is just when you find a boss just swap up to counter dang look at black frost oh my god i want to get this one look at well he's got a shield he's got a bouncer shield this guy is powerful you can buy stuff from the little goblin when you have gathered more wait wait no i want to i want to customize black ooze more we need to give black ooze one more power to make them a bastard man look at black ooze what can we give them light black what can we give this game let's go look at every game this guy hmm reflects a physique oh or what if i taunt then i throw this on him lower defense of all foes that could be nice thank you potato and ham sandwich black who's definitely one of the greatest characters of all time i agree i agree this is a very very good character resist dark oh maybe i want this that could be nice to have right now that's the front runner bowl of hygiene what's king frost giving out let's learn a move from but black ooze himself xp inc earned increases oh what's mothman got chance of infect of inflicting confusion maybe we want this maybe that's what we want really he's got plus six on that that could be a good one mothman i'm looking at mothman oh but he could seal too oh dang what's better seal or confusion seal makes it so they can't use their good moves i don't know what confusion does it's probably like pokemon it makes them hit something else i'm seeing a lot of mothman fans see that there's a lot of mothman fans out there in the chat all right let's go let's fuse with mothman return all right we mastered this game black ooze cannot be killed anymore thank you gabbar ghoul i think we're ready to go kill paul phoenix now now that we have a souped up black ooze you know let's take it one step further let's take it one step further boom and you know what let's bring this king frost back up to speed boom and you know what let's go ahead boom hey you know what boom and hey you know what bam all right all right let's try out these new powers [ __ ] [ __ ] come on black frost kill these guys off bam oh that's a nice hit boom oh he's out of there all right here comes black ooze black ooze has had enough yeah oh [ __ ] it i'm going for it that was not a good move to do but for the funniness of it all that was good to do and it doesn't even matter because i'm just going to kill this guy anyway 7000 xp 14 000 xp black ooze leveled up black ooze is leveling up play the song play the song black ooze turn into the power of an umbrella how delightful oh he gets a new move move concentrate swap this out swap this out a lot of people are saying alice is really open who would you say is more powerful alice or king frost be honest now be honest who's more powerful and think about the funniness factor black frost take these guys oh my god he took them all out here comes dionysus up this should take him out this should take him out right here i suck whack him on the head oh he's out of there oh he is out dang i'm getting so much xp from these fights who's this guy kill this guy i do feel like black ooze it will be revealed that he is the ringleader behind everything that's happened so far they're trying to act like he's not very important to the storyline but it's gonna turn out he's the most important character oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no oh no oh [ __ ] black ooze it's all up to you it's all up to you black ooze tank everything here he goes here he goes he's gonna tank every hit oh he doesn't care about that he doesn't care about that oh you think he cares about that he doesn't give a [ __ ] about that oh that would never work against blake oh you [ __ ] buffoons boom oh no take this guy all right dang nice time to kill oh you suck come on that star guy is so hard to hit look at black ooze though black ooze never fails they're going for the kill they're charging up for the kill boom oh they are out of there they are out of there oh another can of jelly huh all right we need to get this merman out of here black frost you know what to do get that man out of here he's weak he's strong against it okay we're not doing any damage here we're not doing any damage at all this merman is so strong okay he's done he's out of there now these guys they have no power they have absolutely no power to you they should have a donkey persona well i'm actually gonna be in the next i'm actually going to be the main character it's all based on my trip to uh cincinnati it's based on a true story all right so we gotta go we gotta go all the way down here we gotta go all the way up here we gotta go and go what we gotta do like this okay so basically we gotta go this way we gotta okay remember that everybody remember that oh damn it i wanted the power orb what happened in cincinnati oh that's a long story you'll have to play the game to find out let's just say that i was glad black ooze was there in the hell dimension this star you guys an ass that's got to be one of the most powerful guys i've seen maybe we should recruit him for our team do i have a room i have room let's get him let's get started funny kick now hit him on the head with this no black ooze you idiot his agility is so high i feel like staryu is a good character he just dodges so many attacks oh my god whenever you dodge whenever you dodge or block an attack it lets you go take your turn way faster that's the big trick of this game so this might be a very powerful guy to get wait where'd the other one go did he die all right let's get him hmm who am i again can't win i know this ah now isn't that nostalgic they called me back they called me that back in the worshipping days all right offer up the gifts he wants five thousand money five thousand money all right i want a nice juicy chunk of your mana yeah all right think i want one bead all right but wait you're a lower level than me you [ __ ] ash damn it what level was he does it show me on this what level of star are you i don't even see a man here now this is a cool part of this game as it tells you all this stuff about him this is a tengu that lived in mount kurama the most powerful and well known of the tengu he has the power to fend off disease and bring good fortune he is also said to have trained with yoshi soon how to fight with it how to fight with a sword when yoshi soon was still a child some believe him to be bishop moton's night form okay i don't know what any of that meant yeah i showed him king frost they love king frost who's this guy this guy is penis head an indigenous god of the shinano region said to be born from the belief that divine spirits dwelled in rocks and stones oh he's a rock he's a talking rock there's a lot of good uh backstories kate sith now this is very important this is one of the most important characters he's dog-sized they're even capable of understanding the human language okay but if a human treats them poorly they will forcibly take that human to their kingdom that's good to know dang i gotta level up and get started eat some of these eat some of this eat some of those maybe if i hit little level 45 i can go and grab them oh i see one up there where'd that thing go i need this this is really good is this a platformer like milan kinda you're the proto fiend from the japanese branch i was attacked by a human wearing an officer's cap with these injuries i cannot continue my mission up ahead you'll find a shrine there you'll find a japanese god with the means to nullify the burning wall hmm kill this guy i will nullify the wall i will eventually i just gotta get black ooze to level 300 first once black ooze is level 300 then we'll we'll continue the rest of the game huh hit him black oops bam all right now watch this big big big slam one more fight one more fight and i level up oh it's red guy red guy here red guy weak ties red guy weak ties bam you know dionysus he's a good support character but he has no powers of his own i got to get him some better powers eat this guy black ooze eat this eat this dumbass guy hit this guy with shoot him on the head with one of these now black frost hit him on the head with one of those then he's too strong against ice come on yeah he's dead he is dead out of there that guy is dead out of there level up play the song wow you know you beat the game when you heard that song oh oh [ __ ] bam bam bam dionysus is in we need to give dionysus aoe move or something boom a big kill a big big kill bam black frost is in kill oh my god he hurt black ooze all black crews killed him oh [ __ ] don't ever [ __ ] with black ooze raccoons just killed that man on his own turn that's why you should never ever hit black ooze very foolish of him to do that dang i gotta find a healer we need a healer type of guy i think it's time to drop lillam is this right whenever i want to just get rid of a guy just say remove are you supposed to do something different i just i just say remove get them out of there or sometimes i'll fuse them together lately i've just been removing them all right let's let's fuse some guys out of here we have a lot of guys that are just kind of sitting there in the shadows not really doing anything welcome to the world of you hit black ooze that's when you lose that's true that's very true all right all right who can we turn this guy into we can turn this into dakini ah dakini this is a famous character or we can turn them into we can turn them into discount worthless oh i like this guy this guy looks pretty powerful physical and fire type guy hmm what kind of stuff does he get fire breath hmm how about this type of guy what's he get oh we need this this is what we need we need a light guy hmm that might be nice to get there what's she got she has wind type guy this is a wind type guy i don't want that who's this funny guy oh look at this guy oh let's get this guy just cause he looks funny oh [ __ ] the stats i just like he's funny to look at oh let's pick him we don't really need this guy at all xp and mecca earned greatly increased if the battle ends on this turn oh this is a good grinder type guy this is a grinder type pokemon that helps you grind up how good is this move is this a dumbass move or a really good move bad but what if i do this good move and then i get like 10 levels i just want to i just want to see how much xp i get from this i feel like i have to make this guy just to see oh [ __ ] you have to fuse black frost to get him what the [ __ ] oh that's [ __ ] up that's asking too much well this guy at least has one healing power moderate mp recovery to all allies that's a nice move i'm thinking this guy's who we want i wish i could fuse a healer though look at this guy king from tekken with a big penis out why does he have a penis thing why is king from ticking with a big penis out what the [ __ ] is that what does king from tekken have buffs and debuffs are twice as effective oh that's pretty good hmm this guy what's this guy got electric guy i don't need that hmm black ooze let's just how about we do this how about just three black ooze team how about i just have all black ooze how can i lose that way who's this guy oh this guy is powerful look at this guy he's like drawing on a scroll he's got good fighting moves he's got wind purple smoke week three physical attacks hmm works good with confusion this guy would be good with black ooze this would be a good uh good synergy with black ooze he would take out dionysus hmm hard to pick i think i'm just gonna dump i'm just gonna dump some guys i'm not really liking any of these guys to be honest except for geo dude oh what if we do it this way let's find a good healer oh who the hell oh look at this guy oh this guy's cool oh chicken man oh oh gataro oh here's a good healer he has a big cone oh this is what i want i want to get this healing oh and she has light attacks this is what i want i need this game oh we can make this oh damn you have to be level 50 though [ __ ] all right well that's what i'm gonna get return you can make yoshi you can't make yoshi no way can you make yoshi young man there ain't no video game in this world there ain't no video game in this world that has yoshi as a character somebody's shooting at me oh my god they shot all the manta rays oh my god they're shooting at my guy well well it's an evil cap we meet again it appears you've made quite a name for yourself amidst all this mess and yet as touching as this little reunion is we're not here to talk even after everything we told you you're still content to be pawns in bethel's game i don't know what you see in him just watch and he'll die like any other demon why are you bringing out a sword you have a gun you can see we're a bit divided on this matter would you be so kind as to prove my point all right i didn't know we were going to be fighting a big guy out of here what powers does he have all right so this guy this is shohei yakumo he's got electricity powers he's got sword powers he's got he's more like a physical guy so pretty much black ooze is just gonna destroy this man's whole life hit him with a sexy dance dang he doesn't care about the sexy dance oh he's going attack up he's going to attack up oh [ __ ] that wasn't good what did he do what did he do i have like smoke rayon eat your food eat your food black frost hit him with this [ __ ] oh no oh no oh this is not going so good oh no oh no oh my god holy [ __ ] all right i'm dead game over that was [ __ ] up that guy just killed my whole guy in one hit all right we're gonna have to we're gonna have to customize a little here this guy is a big big [ __ ] if i can just say one thing about this guy let me say this this guy is a big big [ __ ] head welcome basically what we gotta do is we gotta say this we gotta come in here and we gotta say this we gotta give my guy is anybody strong against physical attacks black ooze i have to steal the power of black ooze he's got physical enlightening let's see what else can we get here what else i might have to go with black oops one of the greatest characters of this whole game is there anybody that eats lightning who eats lightning i think we can buy more guys from the goblin too [ __ ] it i'm going with black ooze that's one of the most greatest characters of this whole game boom my guy kinda sucks ass against this boss i'm like a lightning guy dionysus you probably suck ass against this guy too all right let's go win let's go kill this guy slime slime is not good at defending physical slime has no speciality i don't think he's just weak against stuff but he's not strong against anything oh dionysus is strong against electricity huh let's try let's try this how about this could this work could this ever work let's try this young man would you be so kind as to prove my point thank you snore all right let's take this guy down think we can sleep them i feel like this has a maybe a one percent chance of working oh this could be good how about i say this how about i say this bam put this on black ooze look at this look at how foolish this guy will be taunt them watch this this is how it's done you idiot you idiot you bam kill him off boom holy [ __ ] 400 hit hit him with one of these boom oh my god 300 that's 640 damage oh my god oh my god now wait is he strong against physical let's hit him with this boom bam 300 oh my god hit him with one of these wham oh my god hit him with one of these oh my god him with hit him on the head with one of these oh my god black ooze does not give a [ __ ] he does not care black ooze did more damage to you on your own turn oh my god he is embarrassed he's embarrassed in front of the whole twist the whole twitch website is watching he is in shame now what is he gonna say he's gonna say electricity slam he's about to slam me with an electricity slam no no no no watch this watch what i say to this boom he's about to look like one of the greatest fools of all time bam buff everybody's attack up hit him with one of these bam oh my god hit him with uh shoot him with one of these boom oh my god now hit him on the head with one of these boom watch him watch him he's going for the electricity you idiot you idiot oh my god he's embarrassed he's been embarrassed in front of the whole world bam oh my god he's being destroyed boom oh my god oh my god hit him on the head with one of these oh my god it did nothing he is done he is done boom one more one more turning oh he's out of here he is done he is done in this game bye bye thank you mr boogish what is he gonna say it's true you were the one who put lamu down yep i even defeated lamu all that strength and you're still content to be bethel's lap dog what are you thinking you've seen what happens to the humans who demons set their sights on they get twisted manipulated broken did those demons make anyone's lives better or did they ruin everything they touched demons are a blood on our world that must be cleansed if you think they're worth fighting for then by all means prove it no demons are good king frost black ooze they're good they help us really could you say that for the two who died at lamu's hands what's the matter this boy knew the girl who was tempted by lamu i watched him fight and struggle to save her and fail not just her despite all his efforts he could not even protect the girl who stood at his side i see so the demons have taken a lot from you too is that david hayder this kind of sounds like that's who i was thinking that was the demons are parasites who feed off mankind's pain and weakness they don't belong in our world no no what about black oops until we meet again llamas are killing people okay listen let's recap let's recap here so in the last level there was a big llama and he killed he killed a lot of people and it made you seem like you were going to save somebody but then the llama kills him spoiler alert oh hype train oh we got a big hype train going one second let me find the hype train thing uh hype train all right as you can see that's that's a really big hype train dang we took out david hayder quick he was no match against uh black moons i see there's a big boss under this bridge let's go fight the big boss also played by david hayden oh my goodness the anonymous gifter thank you so much the anonymous gifter oh my god level 5 hype train you know what that means one two three four five that's a level five hype train this is a level five stream this stream just got upgraded to a level five stream oh there's a big powerful guy i hear him under the springs along in this world i suppose if that's true it applies to protofiends like myself our interference with lamu's plot resulted in the deaths of two humans not only that i've irrevocably changed your own life as well do you believe i belong with you or have i been a burden hey pregnant all right then i'm relieved you feel that way i swear i'll do everything in my power to protect you what's different about this one is you don't have your guy in persona you have your your persona man in your party i don't have my guy i don't even know how you'd get him no there's no fall damage thank you lr elar and oha joey in blinder whoa oh here's the game oh my god oh my god yeah we can beat this guy thank you masterpiece and bingo bongo all right i'm thinking i can beat this game level 47 oh wait maybe we actually can beat this game all right what's he got what's he got he's got seal he's got a lot of physical attacks so black ooze is gonna defeat this guy once again we can beat this game hmm watch this let's try this classic trick again this is gonna be a very powerful trick i think nope fell for one of the oldest tricks in this whole world shoot his defense off us give us the power give him the rope-a-dope again dang this takes a lot of mana though this rope-a-dope it's good but it eats up a lot of man wait why did i taunt again oh he's got a lot of evasion oh [ __ ] oh that's a one-hit kill on me oh my god all right well that didn't work there's definitely an element of luck in this game you do have to luck out and hope that the guy doesn't just [ __ ] kill you in one hit so it's good to save every three seconds i think we can beat this guy though we just have to hope that he doesn't hit me for a trillion damage i think we can kill this guy oh do this hit him with this boom there you go now taunt them out oh hit left no not this again god that move [ __ ] you up jesus okay slam them with one of those dang this would be nice to have a healer here all right shoot that off let's see let's see think we can sleep them keep debuffing them oh let's try to confuse them let's hit them with the confusion come on come on oh you suck black ooze don't do that kill move again yeah do that just keep oh a nice oh a big counter here okay okay let's start slamming bam okay dang i need some healing here raise attack raise attack oh oh all right uh this is not going so good we're not in a great spot here but maybe hit him with that hit him with uh hit him with ice okay okay that's good damage now this character is worthless here she's only good for this really i guess i'll just do this oh no black ooze can't do any moves oh no drink the soda drink the soda there you go wham okay that's a nice hit that's a nice hit eat some food eat some food don't get killed here ours lowers uh accuracy we got this we got this we win this oh [ __ ] oh i hate that the counter missed no oh [ __ ] this guy's hard what do we need what do we need here this guy's an ass we need this guy dionysus will be basically we need the sexy dance to go off we really gotta rely on the sexy dance on it's got to work it's got to work come on it worked it worked oh life train them there you go okay okay we're back in business we're back in business come on come on come on okay we gotta drop his defense down again got to get our buffs back on that was so weak get a taunt back out oh my god look at black moves there he goes black ooze hits him with the counter hit oh no he recovered already oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what is he gonna do i forgot what is i forgot what this thing is already here what is he gonna say oh he's gonna do this he's gonna do the aoe physical thing isn't he yep all right all right we can block that we can black then this is a free buff this is a free buff round oh let's do this let's put this and uh put that at my goal all right now throw one of these down throw one of these down i don't have it oh no i don't have i don't have the item i need i don't have the physical damper i don't have the physical dampener no no oh no [ __ ] all right let's do this all right this he could kill me off right here let's see what happens ooze is killed oh my god he's killing everyone no oh my god he has one health he's got one house too [ __ ] oh know how do we come back from this we're in such a bad spot here does somebody have like a save save the world move that he could do this that might be good dang this is not good all right we got to bring somebody out we got to bring out maybe king frost just a secret to this let's bring this guy in bring her out all right now we're going to hit him with this soul drain right this is good maybe boom okay he's back in business okay okay this is going okay this is going okay buff everybody up uh-huh now should i go for the sexy dance can it be done twice in one fight i feel like it can't be done twice in one fight it can be done twice all right i'm going for it miss all right we gotta heal we gotta heal my game don't kill don't kill oh god oh god all right let's take this guy out let's take him out while the buffs are out boom oda did nothing that did absolutely nothing oh my god he's that did nothing come on come on it missed it missed [ __ ] all right we got it here kill this game oh god oh god no he killed black frost no this is a hell fight [ __ ] uh who's good she's weak versus electricity bring her in charm charm them miss sexy dance miss oh my god all right i'm feeling like you can only do that once perfect that does not work ever oh this is hell this is not gonna go oh my god he killed somebody else all right we're in a bad spot here we're in a very bad spot we just got to risk it all we just got to go all out hit him with every power oh no this isn't going to be enough this isn't going to be enough whack him only 100 that's it oh no here we go here we go boost my guy oh wait huh who's my guy who's my guy is my guy already boosted what's happening booster all right welcome 200. back my guy greatly increases damage of the next magic based attack is this thing i'm using that count am i using a it doesn't count if it's like a magic strength one come on come back oh the command come back we can win this so it only works with this one instead all right hit him with this hit him with this dang that didn't even do that much come on look at how low he is hit him with this hit him with one of these hit him with the hit him with this hit him with uh hit him with this this this will get him bam oh god oh god no no oh he missed he missed i got this guy this guy you pissed me off i'm killing him out of here yeah no wait i get to go again oh my god that was one of the greatest battles of all but nobody gets xp because they're all dead that was a big big battle i knew i could kill that guy the xp for your monsters isn't that bad you can just level them up easy mostly you just want to level up your guy you want to level up your dingo character i bet we can get star you now that was a crazy battle i can't believe we finally found an enemy that can defeat black ooze that was the biggest surprise of the battle get yoshi listen i'm telling you you're thinking of a different game there's no yoshi in this you're thinking of mario you're thinking of super mario world you're thinking of tekken let's go read some lines what's the storyline for this cop a man who eradicates demons for the sake of humanity's spiritual independence curiously he happens to operate alongside one such demon a goddess named this is a buddhist this is a buddhist demon he drains the life of humans they can change shape and take the form of a gourd this guy can turn into a gourd dang i think we gotta get this guy wait he's a donkey head oh it's me this guy's badass he can turn into a gourd look at this big hook he has he's got like a big horseshoe i should get this guy they stand three meters tall with red hair and dark skin and have the body of a human but with the head of a white horse they once served rudra but according to buddhist scriptures they now follow zuchutin of the four heavenly kings does it tell you his powers oh dang he's got dark sword he's more of a physical type guy hmm i don't know i don't know he looks pretty funny he's mostly good for his funniness of his look now look at this guy you guys don't know about this guy this is very very powerful to have this game this is who i want to get how do we get this guy toilet man just look at the funniness factor of this guy you know that we have to make this guy he's got dark he's got ice he's kind of like the guy i already have he's kind of like the dark frost guy i have but just funnier just across the board just a funnier guy because he's on a toilet oh turtle funny turtle oh this guy i could like this guy this guy could be nice oh this is angry man oh this oh this guy we just fought let's see what his storyline is giant born from uranus this is a giant born from uranus the name means those with a hundred arms oh that's total [ __ ] he only has one two three four he only has about five or six arms yeah like three or four maybe during the war of the titans zeus freed them from the underworld to help him attain victory oh chimera part lion part goat and part snake originally a symbol representing the seasons it became a violent monster when adopted into greek mythology now here's the lambo this is the llama they keep talking about i already killed this guy because he pissed me off so i shot him in the hood this is like an evil type he was like born like he had like he was um he was really evil is his storyline oh yeah he could do this too he shot this guy out that was that guy was an ass oh we need this guy oh we need this guy look at this guy oh we need this guy this is a native american bird it resembles an eagle does it this is an eagle its wing beats create mighty thunderclaps some legends say its eyes can unleash lightning and others accounts say it can carry an entire lake on its back or even swallow an entire whale hole oh my god how is he gonna carry a whole lake on his back i want to see this guy pick up a lake i just want to see what that looks like visually he just [ __ ] goes into a lake and picks it up oh lamu's tentacle what's the storyline for lamu's tentacle ah this is a famous anime character he's from uh like one of the most famous animes or something there's a lot of boss fights in this game they got so many different demons and bosses in this this was a cool one this is like rainbow goose all right uh what are we doing here what are we saying i got two side quests going i forget what i'm doing with those oh yeah we gotta find the we gotta find the model kit and a tv game system all right no i can't fight the i actually had this i just defeated the elite four i had to do a side quest where i killed four gods and i just did that one so in a way i already defeated the elite four how big is this game i say about four feet tall oh we gotta fight king from tekken why is it in 360p it's a nintendo switch it's a nintendo switch exclusive oh god king of king he'll tank he'll take every kid watch this oh [ __ ] he didn't he didn't take that he didn't take that he didn't take that he didn't take that okay i'm dead jesus that's what's [ __ ] up in this game you can just walk into a [ __ ] guy and he can just kill you even the [ __ ] guys in this game will just shoot you if you're not careful maybe we can go and get a star you now i forgot let's go get started where'd he go star you were you in here oh it's me man oh no me man slipped and fell oh all right let's what do you guys think this will do what are you guys thinking it's gonna be wind this wind uh have i been practicing for my big dance off video on youtube yep what um what the annie is talking about is i'm doing a dance off versus justin timberlake later this year it's been confirmed we're finally gonna see who the better dancer is me versus justin timberlake it's a big rivalry that's been going on all right black folks take them out take them out they're on the ropes they're on the ropes hit them with the fireball now black ooze take them all out hit them with your head the winner gets olive garden for a year that's a good idea actually whoever wins the dance off between me and justin timberlake is olive garden for a year the winner the winner gets olive garden for a year black frost hit him we have you know now that i'm thinking about it now that i'm really thinking about this i like king frost more than black frost king frost has more powers what can i say he just has more powers and he's bigger and funnier black frost not so much funniness i think we got to swap him out even though king frost is 10 levels below oh level up here we go bye give me some more dang i'm falling behind in strength but i want more agility oh i wasn't ready for this oh no oh no holy [ __ ] i almost died jesus hit him with the sexy [ __ ] these lions cannot resist a sexy dance boom okay i need to heal though here he's turned he's charmed oh no oh no he's black he blocks the attack back flash get him here comes black ooze for his big head butt all right we gotta start using this power on king frost get him back up oh i can level my guy up boom now wherever star you win we gotta find starry staryu has somewhere around 300 agilities and dodges every attack that would be a very good guy to human relics are very interesting what kind of rpg is this it's a funny type this is a funny type so oh let's go to let's go to goblin let's go to old gambler's hut now i like the song for gobblers huh too he's got a funny song his song goes come on oh dang he doesn't even sell a physical dampener i didn't even realize that look into bob thanks look say thanks oh spank koopa let's buy koopa's essence mothman's essence should we buy mothman's essence sandman hmm strong against sleep strong against dark need anything what me man reward shall we do we got coming up this is why it's important to find out that me man need anything all right where is star man where'd you go star man star man is waiting in the sky on that little planet up there how do you get up there well this game is [ __ ] hello oh this guy this guy is famous it's a horrible sight angels and demons locked in a bloody final battle naturally it's a great time for mercenaries to earn big but don't worry i don't intend on taking either side at the moment by the way there's anyone you can trust now it's dolls at the fairy village king albert wait king oberon may enjoy playing pranks but he's actually rather fond of humans wait i didn't know this the fairy king likes to play pranks apparently guy wants me to go back to the fairy village and do side quests i'm going to get pranked by the fairy king i'll just kill these guys off this is a famous move thoughts on the elton john episode of bob the builder i think it was a great episode i forget i think he built like a table or something he showed you how to build a table overall is a great episode welcome on the head dang this just kind of hurt black oops oh you missed you missed now you are out of there wow black frost get these guys level up give me some more agility oh yeah level up king frost let's get another level up on king frost here one of my favorite characters now where the hell is star me people are saying he's waiting in the sky but i looked up there and i didn't see [ __ ] apparently he'd like to come and meet us where the hell the storm is wait a minute isn't there like a sense isn't it tell you where they are is he on my list there he is he's in akihabara akihabara he's in chiyoda this guy is in toyota let's go look for him at yoda thank you all right where is this he's over here he's somewhere over here if i know a star man he'd be over here i see one i see one coming to get you started man oh it's you again what level are you now looks like you're plenty strong now oh king frost levels up from there all right we got star man thank you beef all right let's check out let's check out star man what's he all got he has 41 agility yeah that's way better than anybody that i have that's like on par with my main guy's agility all right dionysus we gotta swap you out for star man what star man got star man has dark power he can reflect a magic attack hmm let's bring on star man let's bring a man thank you commander oh i hear a monster stomping i hear a stomping monster i'm going this way uh it says there's a treasure here oh here's the treasure here's the treasure oh me man found me man demon's power humans knowledge thought was all that was all we needed to be naboheem no again we were wrong thank you where's this treasure in this is a secret treasure oh here we go this is a big treasure boom 80 glory that's a big treasure to get you she went should we fight a tekken let's fight attacking king what's the star man lore uh i'll show you the star man lore after this fight oh [ __ ] come on star man kill what oh no oh no oh no you fool you cannot hit black ooze oh they are dead today very very foolish bam oh my god that hurts wait a minute this guy has oh that was a special move all right star man star man maybe we need to get rid of star man already i can't believe that i'm already thinking of getting rid of star man off of the first fight we kind of already have like a dark guy with dark frost star man kind of we might just want to put him back in the put them right back in the garbage can where we found them let's just go ahead and uh i want king frost in there let's bring alice out all right big battle coming up i should have healed before this oh okay what's this what powers you get weak to ice okay good let's do bucks let's do buffs let's do uh let's do let's sleep oh there we go what if can we do this while they're asleep all right now that they're sleeping we can kill boom lower defense get the power out bam bam oh that woke him up that was bad that was bad move uh oh that wasn't good okay black ooze it's all up to you oh yes counter come on black goose oh they're going for a big kill uh [ __ ] what does she have i think they're gonna do this i think they're gonna do medium fire to everybody okay we gotta heal this guy up we gotta get a big heel off bam eat that uh oh no hit him with hit him with ice bam put him back to sleep lower accuracy you go there you go this guy needs to eat food eat that guy food all right now watch this watch what i say here boom watch this this is how i beat the game they didn't do it oh no oh no they didn't do the fire attack oh yes they did okay okay all right all right kill time thank you call here all right let's take these guys out let's take them out bam oh my god hit him with this oh my god black who's hit him with this whoa hit him with this all right i'm going in for this bam i'm going in for the little slap all right black ooze hit him with your head butt now i've been setting this all up for black ooze to get the final hit here he goes they're out of there huh hmm using black ooze trivializes the game what can i say black ooze is one of the greatest characters in gaming every game that black ooze is featured in he's the main character so they knew what they were doing when they included him oh i got the large model kit what's in the soda machine can of odin luck bomb i got the luck bomb oh we can kill these guys these them sleep them there you go now watch black ooze work his magic black ooze helped me change a tire for my car what can i say he's a great guy what more needs to be said he's one of gaming's most greatest characters oh that guy's done that guy is done hit him with this hit him with a dracula bam now after this fight we're going to learn about moon man's lore i know a lot of people want to learn about moon our star man my bad star man all right star man let's see what's his lore where's star man how about sand man can we just settle on sandman sandman is a fairy from germany he puts people to sleep using his magic sand if if if a victim resisted he would sit on their eyelids to force them to sleep it has even been said that naughty children who refused to go to sleep would be punished by having their eyes scooped out and taken away though this is speculated to be fabrication thought up by german mothers okay thank you pixel drum german mothers are really afraid of sandman a lot we need to go back michael jackson lore i haven't caught him yet no i'm not going to picks we're not going to dis pex oh these guys you know what with these guys i'm out of here still want to see the star man lore all right let's see the star man lord a god a god in a syrian mythology he's from the planet saturn he is usually grouped with sacred alright didn't have that much to say on star man his lord was candid it's kind of a brief lower on that one he is shaped like a star he is a man he's from saturn i've been tricked oh we can't beat this guy we can't beat this guy all right let's get a bet going let's get a bet going uh how do i do a bet slash prediction let's get it back going uh let's see what what all is there dark light freeze i think that's all of them what all types is there all right what type of guy are we thinking here what are we thinking oh dark fire people are thinking fire fire's taking the lead here alright fire let's go for fire you guys said it maybe we should do it like this this will do dark dark it's dark all right here we go boss fight big guy we're fighting a great oh he gets to go first oh no oh no he turned everybody's defense off oh my god all right that's a bad start to the fight uh what are we gonna say here let's lower his defense let's get let's get this get attack up oh man this is not this is no good get some help oh no oh no this is a rough this is a rough start oh no oh no okay okay that wasn't so bad oh he gets to go again no oh no oh this is bad this is bad oh [ __ ] uh all right this is what we're gonna do we're gonna bring out king frost king frost is good for this fight [ __ ] [ __ ] raise attack ah [ __ ] what powers does this guy have dang he's got stuff i don't even know about all right this is what we're going to say this is what we're going to say ice block come on ice black we need this guy to heal my guy okay okay we should be good we should be good here oh [ __ ] what is he doing no yes yes yes okay okay okay we win this we win this fight i start hitting uh what is he weak to though i don't know maybe i should have figured that out first he's weak to this he's weak to this oh okay okay dang king frost can't really attack king frost you heal you heal again there you go now black ooze you gotta get this stuff off do this hit him with this no slap him hit him with this he has so much health all right hit the ice block give us the ice block oh man this is going to be a tough fight oh god no okay okay we're good we're good okay his defense is down our attack is up let's just keep whacking them boom we're doing good damage kinda uh let's see raise attack raise attack black ooze you taunt oh what is he gonna do what is he about to do here what does he have he's gonna say he's gonna say ice he's gonna do a ice hit right okay we can we can get this game hit him with this man hit him with one of these ice black wham okay okay now watch this ice yes we tricked them we tricked them keep whacking him dang his defense went back up though lowered the defense big hit a big big hit uh [ __ ] do uh how much does this cost we have we have just enough to do two ice blocks on this guy so i'm just gonna say come on black ooze black who's confused come on come on oh it never works it never works oh god come on black ooze tank this tank this oh [ __ ] what does that do what debuff is this even does it tell you anywhere blinded just lowers your accuracy or something all right let's drink a bunch of sodas get the sodas out oh now what is he gonna do though i gotta do a ice block do ice black uh what are we saying what are we gonna say here get a taunt out black ooze tanks to hit oh he's going for a physical hit oh black ooze doesn't care at all black ooze does not care at all let's kill this game wayne oh no this guy's out of mana oh no oh no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no oh no okay we need dionysus he'll do the sexy dance let's go king frost uh [ __ ] king frost hit him on the head wham 24 damage oh no drain them this isn't going so good this is supposed to be my big damage turn and we're not doing any damage at all maybe this will work this will work it didn't work he'll do the ice blocks that will save us all drain them come on black ooze you can tank this you can tank this turn he blocks this he blocks this he lives he lives oh my god we're gonna get him we're gonna get him uh what's i think we got a d buff should i go for it so far this guy has not been hit by one of these yet i've thrown i think i've thrown like five of these at them and it hasn't worked yet i'm thinking that there's almost zero chance of this working a lot of people are saying don't do it a lot of people are saying don't do not do this but if it works listen it won't work it won't work at all but if it does work think of how good it would work think of how powerful it would be if it actually worked we gotta go for it we gotta go for it it missed of course it missed again [ __ ] bring her back we need her oh man black black ooze is so low in health let's give him the big health up he still has taunton come on hit black ooze hit black ooze no oh no king frost oh this is bad this is bad this is going very very bad right now i don't see any way that we can win this i think the only way to win this at this point the only way to win this the sexy dance has to go off this is the only way to bring this back this is the only way to do it we gotta do it it's the move listen it's a move i'm pretty sure there's a secret mechanic where if you do it seven times in a row it works on the seventh tank it'll work it missed we're dead we lost sleep it missed uh confusing it missed oh wait my guy dodged wait a minute we can we can bring this back we can bring this back all we have to do listen we can still win a multi-hit moves of all allies all multi-hit moves of all allies uh let's see maybe we have somebody that has a really good move that saves this whole fight right uh no we don't have that we don't have that but listen we can still win by bringing in uh by bringing this snake in let's go this snake will hit him he'll lower his attack see then black ooze will he will say watch this will just i'll do the attack mirror see watch i've outsmarted him he's gonna hit my guy and he's gonna bounce it back and that's gonna kill him oh dead i'm dead oh dead that guy was [ __ ] up yeah i think i think if we just did one more sexy dance that would have worked all right for this guy we gotta swap up the whole strategy we gotta switch up the whole game for this dumb game we gotta bring in we to bring in some of the top guys from around the world we got to bring in king frosh should have been in there from the get-go black ooze his taunt is not really working that good in this fight for some reason maybe we need hmm we need more damage though maybe we should swap out black frost with alice for more damage oh no black ooze is weak to frost oh no he's not he's weak to light i think we can get him this is good maybe i should switch my guy up i'll switch my guy up he's level 51 we can't look at all these powers i can get let's see what can we get that'll kill him additional plus one increase to a demon allies agility i see i should probably do this that would be good to do you wish to learn let's get let's get hmm maybe my guy should be the healer i could just make my guy a healer you wish to learn you wish to learn [ __ ] i'm the healer who's got a heel move that i can take now let's get frost who's got good frost stuff i get king frost oh let's get king frost oh now watch watch what i say here watch what i say here king frost get his thing now i can just eat the frost attacks that he does then i do this who has healing moves who has a good healing move that i can take here we go golden apple is this like a unique skill only this monster can get it dang that's a good move who's got a good healing attack out here this guy nope this guy nope slight hp let's get this i like this move get this one get this boom do this okay what's this greatly increase the effect of the next hp healing skill oh oh no i gotta choose oh no i gotta choose oh oh [ __ ] oh no i have to get rid of this get rid of my zan but i like that move yeah i can probably just get this back easy all right how was this this is pretty good right go get him maybe we need to give king frost a secret move though he needs like a secret move because he was just sitting around for a lot of that fight but he doesn't really have any good uh he's just kind of he i guess he can't really his only damage is ice hmm he's like a support guy really in this fight oh what's this though that could be nice to have more mana i think we're good i think this is a good setup return it could be better but i think we got enough power here to win now watch out for king oh no wait why is this thing oh no i didn't save oh no how much progress did i lose oh no oh all right looks like we're killing these guys again that's the worst part of this game this game has the worst saving of any game oh i'm not playing this very good these guys aren't too tough though i thought i saved after i killed these guys i've been saving them there was a real sicko guy that just said no otto saved this game and i think he went to jail after this came out all right i'm going for the uh i'm going for the confusion it missed heal them all that's some good deals all right let's kill these guys off these guys they are done in this game wham hit him with the big card attack oh they're done they're done now watch this king frost hit him on the head black ooze punch him under him all right let's go back how much progress did i lose that's so [ __ ] up i hate the shitty saving in this okay we did kill the big guy at least at least that's still saved do i still have star man we still have star man looks like i just i only lost that fight i guess i don't know what else i was doing now stay away from this game oh [ __ ] i forgot to heal all right all right recover all right heal everybody okay we win this we win this fight i now a quest item up oh no i lost it oh [ __ ] for this game especially would be nice to just have like an auto save before every boss the bosses are so tough in this that's just like a part of this game is just like fighting the boss and seeing what they can do oh here's the quest item all right we win this one we win this fight this time we get this game oh reflect physical though there's an accuracy here we go hit him with all these hit him with a hundred bucks black ooze you taunt this time we know that sexy dance will never connect no matter how many times we spam it out oh my god he dodged the counter that's [ __ ] up all right drinks of sodas drink the sodas yeah let's just do this all right let's start whacking them now let's lowers let's let's debuff him a little more let's get one more round of buffs in this is a good one too this will knock his defense now oh it actually hit oh my god it actually hit i actually hit him with a with a [ __ ] skull move for the first time oh my god he just did the shitty thing on everybody again stop blinding everyone you ass oh my god we gotta drink all these sodas now i'm just whacking them with a move vodka this guy i think we can just leave this guy blind that's fine to just leave him let's do ice block now this guy oh he still hit him okay okay there you go 250. see what happens no not her oh she does whoa okay that could have been really bad but then she dashed the attack that was very lucky maybe we should swap this guy out now and get some damage your turn black ooze is healed boom this is going a lot better what's he doing what's he doing don't you do it don't you do it oh what is he gonna do is he gonna do a frost he's gonna do a big frost hit does this guy have ice block no now everybody's defense is so low severe almighty attack based on level to one foe should i just spend it all on this no no that's not good that's not good lower his sting hit him with the big old hit damn all our buffs are turned off all right let's bring this out uh where's the frosting boom now we have to just pray that he does the frost move yes yes okay boom big whack big whack bring his accuracy all the way down put our attack up who's get your taunting okay now we're in a good spot we're in a good spot to really whack no no no hit booze hit the ooze hit the ooze no no oh my god oh my god jesus christ no oh no he killed everyone no jesus we were in such a perfect spot to whack him and he just kills everyone oh this is terrible i don't know how you win this now he just sent every guy i own to the dumpster world he just sent them all to the dumpster dimension oh no this is no good this is no good do an ice block or something [ __ ] soul drain all right heal my guy maybe we can come back we were doing so good and then he just killed everyone no oh my god what the heck is that he killed king frost in one hit all right bring star man no do this oh that did nothing that did absolutely nothing oh boy we're gonna get destroyed we are getting annihilated i hate that oh my god he just does an aoe defense down on everybody and just whacks everyone i forgot i can heal seal him come on come on it sucks there's no way there is no way to win this there is no way on earth i win this no oh jesus this guy's insane is this the final boss of the game this is just a random strong enemy out in the world all right we gotta go back we gotta go back to formula his physical attacks are so strong he does that dumbass debuff on everybody and then he just does the aoe whack do i have any good items that would stop that let's go back in here get some more levels yeah that would help that would help a little the levels help a little but also you just have to counter the moves too is there like a guy that grants like an aoe defense buff so i can just counteract his dumbass thing the thing is he does it and then he whacks in in the same turn oh yeah we should just lower his attack there we go that's what we need we need stuff that lowers his attack hmm increases electric damage let's just try this let's just it could be as simple as this just put this on how was this maybe we should give black ooze there black ooze get this thing where'd it go is there a cheaper version i can get that just does it for one guy that's not a very good one that i picked use your yoshi wiener move that's not in the game you're thinking of a different game that's not in this game all right i can't find the lower attack move one of these guys has to have it somebody's has to have it come on now it's not that crazy of a move um oh is that it race defense of one ally that's not that good who's got to move lower attack one of these junker guys probably have it whatever we'll just take this one if i can find it where'd it go reflect a physical attack that's not that great i just need to lower his attack now i can't even find it where'd it go this guy has it okay here we go this toxic spray get this get this i wish it would tell you if you can just draw these moves it'll be nicer if you just draw moves from like a list get the counter around get this get this dumb thing on turn on this how is this all right um my guys are pretty low level to fight this guy return but also we're gonna kill him on this next try i've cracked the code we're probably gonna die but on the other hand i have never died in this game just skip them come on skip them what am i afraid thank you wired dino is this an open zone game this is like an open this is like an open hall type zone it's like open zone open hall it's like opens all this is like opens all type am i liking this game yeah this is fun this game is fun unless this guy kills me then i hate this game but if i beat him this is the best game we're gonna get him this time we're getting this time we're getting i feel a special energy that we're about to win this one look at him look at how pistons i think this is the one i think this is the one where we get it look at this look how many debuffs we got this is the one this is the one no no no no that doesn't work that doesn't work all right i'm gonna heal everybody boom all right let's start whacking i'm gonna start whacking them boom 400 i'm gonna do something that's crazy i'm gonna do a crazy move here and i'm actually gonna do this i don't know why i haven't done this yet he's weak to fire [ __ ] i should've just been doing that this whole time okay boom oh [ __ ] i should have taunted action and that was weak that was weak uh you don't have any powers boom 300 okay this is going a lot better this is going a lot better this time maybe uh maybe we went let's do a ice block all right taunton back with one of these bam hit em with one of these boom okay okay what is he gonna say what is he going to say uh oh oh [ __ ] [ __ ] i think he's going to do the physical attack okay oh black i forgot you can block i forget this in the game uh i'll do ice black too all right this way we're covered both ways boom okay okay now it's kill time now it's kill time bam boom okay okay come on uh do this there you go here you go black ooze shoot them with your big hit oh lowers attack what was your take bam okay okay wham okay okay boom okay okay wait a minute now wait a minute i was attacking him we're in a good spot here we're in a good spot last time i said that he killed everybody in one big hit oh the [ __ ] what is that he didn't even charge up he just pulled that out of his ass jesus christ this guy's an ass we can still win maybe i hate this guy this guy is so strong i don't even know what to do 150 oh [ __ ] i need like a heal everybody item maybe we can maybe win maybe hit slime hit slime no no okay he's still alive he's still alive all right listen i have a fire man bring in the fire snake this could turn the tide what do we do eat some cheetos eat some cheetos snake slam them slam them snake that suck this guy is so powerful [ __ ] the slowest defense i guess i'll get my good move after this no no no no okay we're still alive we're still alive it's time to start slamming trying to start slamming him bam come on we just gotta whack him hit him with a fire jim come on boom okay hit him with one of these hit him with one of these come on okay uh what are we saying what are we saying here oh man black ooze has no mana eat your man at food i'm going in for the heel it's a pretty good heel that's a pretty good heel boom okay that's a big hit boom okay taunton taunt them out we got this we got this no he physical attacked right through black ooze he killed black ooze how could he kill black who's oh no oh no oh no bring this guy in does anybody else have fire i think i think this guy does welcome come on we can do this we can do this we can get him no oh no oh no oh no this could be it no [ __ ] see this isn't good this isn't good turn power on whack him there you go whack him with this okay okay come on okay wait a minute wait a minute uh oh this is gonna work this snake needs to connect he just has to kill if this snake is this enough to win is this enough to do it come on snake no oh no oh no oh no oh no okay okay he's dumb he's dumb he sucks my accuracy is down but it doesn't matter i'm gonna gamble it all i'm going for it it's gonna connect i hate this game i gotta gamble it all this kills no it didn't kill oh no oh oh oh snake is dead oh okay that doesn't matter that doesn't matter i got this i got this he touched it oh no oh no oh no no no god damn it no he was right there he was right at the finish line no that's so [ __ ] up that's so [ __ ] up use the fire gem does the fire gem have more accuracy is the fire gem like a guaranteed hit oh man i could have won are you just getting hungry for a streamer's dinner one second you guys i'll be right back so all right i think listen we had him we're right there we're right there about to beat this guy i don't know why this snake is so weak he has a medium fire attack with plus four on it and he does no damage i think we just gotta fix this snake up a little bring on i think this is a good setup maybe do this instead of snake now maybe i say maybe i can go in here and make the snake a little better welcome use the dragon not to snake what dragon i have a dragon maybe i can make a guy real quick does this guy turn into something we need like a special fire guy that kills we need like a fire guy that really kills people oh she seems pretty good what if we get her hmm i don't know i don't know about this i don't know about this oh the magic stat oh that's why he sucks return okay what if i say this what if i just boost my dumb guy i have a lot of these items oh i only have six actually [ __ ] well we got it this time we got it this time listen we got this we got this this time you could tell that we were right about to win and you could tell that he was getting very scared i'm thinking oh where's my uh how about this how about i say this how about i say this boom boom boom how about i say this boom boom and then we just go and knock this guy's head off oh oh we're gonna die to the normal guy before the fight even starts oh my guys are so weak right now keep this guy's head off all right blackness shoot him on the head that did nothing kick him kick his head off all right that gets everybody leveled up there oh look he gets this he gets this power now right he's leveling up he's leveling up that's a level up that's a level up oh dark black i don't need that all right now let's go back heal up my guys get the mana back save the game all right this one we win on this one can we get a bet going let's get a bet going that we win this next one find me man let's get me man all right all right the better time the better jam this is the last fight then i'm going to eat a streamer's dinner gotta take this guy out once and for all all right all right this is the one where we finally win for the first time let's go ahead and go for the sexy dance let's go for the classic sexy dance that always works all right i have a good feeling about this one okay we're okay we're okay i can just heal through boom yo my guys back smack them with one of these when you hit their weakness in this one it gives you like sometimes it gives you an extra turn okay oh what if i say this let's bring let's bring his attack down oh okay okay boom 470 come on survive this survive through this yeah okay okay now we're set up now we're set up to kill watch this we're doing big damage on this one how much is this gonna hit for i have two attack up i have the super buff he's weak to this come on this has gotta hit for a lot come on 600 okay that's a good kill 300 okay lower his attack i don't want him to attack life drain him smack him with a big fireball boom 400. hit him with another one boom 300 bring his attack down again bring his defense down what's he doing what's he doing oh oh is he going for the aoe slap welcome welcome this guy you hear you hear these um we're gonna skip you turn you pass smack him with a fireball boom do ice block yeah ice black i don't know i feel like if you use ice block sometimes like the ai knows that you use ice buck i feel like the ai goes oh you did ice block i'll do the physical attack and the physical attack is way better than the ice move all right i'll use ice black king frost ain't got nothing else to do okay okay let's try and confuse him [ __ ] it it'll work it'll work it never works he did it he did dies oh he's in trouble he's in trouble now wham oh all the buffs are off [ __ ] uh all right we got to get the buffs back on the mount uh let's go let's black let's just do blacks oh that was nice he only hit king frost get this defense down get this defense down this guy needs man eat your man oh we're winning on this one we're winning on this one get everybody's attack up black ooze you guard oh god here it comes no oh my god god damn it i hate that i hate that move i hate this game

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Length: 291min 24sec (17484 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 02 2022