Dunkey Streams Hitman: Blood Money

[Music] uh no [Music] [Music] i guess hitman died [Music] scratch and sniff testic what are you saying out here red red red you gotta get off those websites man [Music] you gotta get off those websites hitman died yep man's dead this is a funeral for hit man this is a funeral for the hitman franchise he finally died off yep this is the last one this is the last game in the storyline everybody pay your respects to hit man [Music] hey [Music] [Music] wow oh [ __ ] this hit man is crazy holy [ __ ] this just in unconfirmed reports of an accident at southwind park of the park's safety authorities report at least 30 deaths and close to five years since the tragedy closed the gates of southland park but new evidence is claiming malicious prosecution and beliefs every penny of of all charges [Laughter] thank you good kid oh his kid was on the ferris wheel dunkey i was the number five uncle sensei in the world in dive kick face me coward damn damn she could never face me and dab kick i won tournaments i went worldwide thank you wing blade thank you man i went to big tournaments for dev kick i was one of the top players thank you benito phil man this training level will introduce to you the various skills and techniques required to effectively undertake the missions ahead somebody else called some dad called hitman and went i'd like to place an order you can just call you can just look hitman up in the phone pages you can look them up in the yellow pages and just order the bars in the lower left corner represent starting from the left health status and tension the icon in the lower right corner the compass displayed the headlines will offer suggestions on what to do next the exclamation mark appears every time new information is use the movement keys to move around the environment and use the the exclamation mark displayed at the top of the screen the headlines will offer the compass is displayed in the upper right the icon in the lower right corner displays the currently the bars in the lower left corner represent starting from the left health status and the action menu is displayed in the upper left corner of the screen this training level will introduce the action menu is displayed in the office the bar's in the lower left corner the icon and the lower right corner the compass is displayed in the upper right corner displayed at the top of the screen the headlines the exclamation mark appears every time you use the movement keys to move around the environment the exclamation mark is displayed at the top of the screen the compass the icon the bars and the action this training the action the bars the eye the comp display the x views the x just the cup the the this the displayed at the top of the screen the headlines will offer us all right i think i've mastered the game here i am as hitman the classic character this is a young boy that was killed in the ferris wheel incident donkey possum dunky possum donkey possum thank you eager now how do i put my fiber wire away they didn't go over this in this tutorial i don't think right there oh right click now this hit man i played this hitman so much this is a classic welcome to the states 47 this should be a straightforward operation we need you to penetrate an abandoned amusement park locate the owner and take him out the target is a joseph clarence also known as swing king an accident involving one of the rides at the park a few years back forced him to close it down our client has made a special request that the photograph you have in your possession be the last thing the target sees mr clarence has somehow become involved with a narcotics district i remember snoop dogg is in this level ring so the park may still have some amusements enjoy the ride 47. what the [ __ ] you looking at cracking i'm here to see joseph clarence never heard him mr swing king oh sorry ass [ __ ] what the [ __ ] they call you names of her friends so i don't need one oh it means evil and he killed him just from that that's one of the weakest guys [Laughter] oh [ __ ] does it say donkey kong was here be on the lookout for donkey kong okay how do i crouch don't you know [ __ ] [ __ ] the voice boys ain't gonna prosecute your pony black ass forest lawyers don't do [ __ ] but [ __ ] a brother over when this [ __ ] run off don't wanna [ __ ] that [ __ ] used to be rich now a lawyer are they going to see me are they going to see me [ __ ] [ __ ] wait i'm good i'm good i go here i go here we're good wow that worked how do you get past these guys this is evil music here i'll turn a coin this will get them how do i throw tutorial you should have told me how to throw a coin gee oh here we go here we go i'm a genius i'm a genius wait how do i get in here [ __ ] i gotta go through here i gotta go through here oh i remember this guy this guy's evil i is just a lawyer he's riding the elephant i won't lie tommy responded all the time you see i gotta take this guy out should i let him burn him or should i take this guy i've got out papers in my briefcase that's your worldly [ __ ] jackson turn the music now mr take him out his wife taking my old school and now you're just some cracker [ __ ] aaron boy and here i am about to light your ass on fire [ __ ] bet you're a lawyer well lawyers need purifying too and you are ready oh he's going for it he's going for it help help i'm taking out morpheus evil morpheus help help me help oh i got his gun here we go how do i aim my gun now oh my god shut up shut up okay now how do i get on this i think you claim this he tried playing this two days ago and he gave up because of controls yeah but it's not it's definitely not on par with the new one but they got a lot of wacky levels in this one that's why this one is still fun oh wait hitman why'd you put the gun away oh this is my son yo all right [ __ ] [ __ ] hold it hold it hey this is what cool z listens to and shin me check hey hold up this is a good sign oh here's shotgun dispose of the two gangsters i did oh you got to put them in here put them in the fridge hey [Laughter] this song is a masterpiece hold up hey oh you can only put one body in there put them in here can you not put them in the closet and you can only put them in these give me this knife give me the knife anybody who knows hitman knows that the knife is very powerful give me the shotgun oh here comes somebody i gotta go in here i gotta hide in here what in the name of god is going on in here hold up [Laughter] now i'm the scientist then i have the key card huh where's the key card at oh here it is hold up all right i'm moving on how are you shooting at me [ __ ] you guys this game i was gonna join the game now they [ __ ] up now they're done how do i drop it down done with these guys place gun in the green crate all right oh this is the classic this is the classic mechanic from hitman 2. you have to hide the guns in the crate what about like all these other guns i have and a knife think i'll get busted for carrying a knife thank you randy all right all right here we go i'm going stealth mode [Music] [Laughter] dang i'm already out of health you don't get any health in this one hit me too i got like infinite health i'm already dead in this one i can get the money sweetie it's as good as mine already this the spook's got it thank you it'll be like old times no no just a few more days you gotta believe me don't say that sunshine mr spook's gonna come true baby he's good for the money i won't sign the papers i won't you gotta give me one more chance you gotta baby cakes sunshine hello all right so yeah this guy was supposed to check me but i guess i shot him so i guess i just i just didn't i didn't need to do that this guy's dead this guy's [ __ ] dead see you [Laughter] you can't do that in the new ones all right here i go here i go oh what the [ __ ] [Laughter] where the [ __ ] do these guys come from get out of here get out of here get out of here what the [ __ ] is it where'd they come from oh here's the strippers making a coke i remember this part oh this guy's done this is one of the deadest guys how do i go for the style points on this guy like they say they come the longer they piss he's out of there he's out of there oh oh oh oh did i die i'm dead i lost i'm dead hit me just die already man just die you're dead okay he died that took a while oh [ __ ] i gotta go all the way back oh no this training there's no auto saves is there there's no auto saving the classic the classic old games with no auto save welcome to the states 47 this should be a straightforward operation we need you to penetrate an abandoned amusement park locate the owner all right i can do this and i can speedrunners the target is a joseph clarence also known as swing king an accident involving one of the rides at the park a few years back forced him to close it down our client has made a special request that the photograph you have in your possession be the last thing the target sees mr clarence has somehow become involved with the narcotics distribution ring so the part join the ride 47 what the [ __ ] you looking at kraken i'm here to what the [ __ ] they call you names are for friends so i don't need one all right here we go here we go speed room boom i go i don't know yeah sure whatever you want that's good it doesn't sound sincere but it's good now you grab the shotgun watch this what's up fuckos put my good song back on if you get three headshots when you're in red mode you come back yeah i knew something like that you gotta get three headshots to come back can you just do it once or can you do it like indefinitely thank you tommy digital i gotta utilize the kitchen knife where those lazy bastards oh the knife is classic the knife is too classic all right i'm saving i think you get seven saves it says [Music] [Laughter] huh what the [ __ ] why is he shooting me you [ __ ] get over here he's no mitch he's no mitch oh wait wait wait wait wait oh okay are you alive you're dead oh [ __ ] i got no ammo yeah these guys these guys suck ass they can't get me all right let's take it past those guys i can't get the money sweet oh oh they shot me all right this guy sucks let me show you how you get to pass this guy hey [Laughter] you're no good you know good at the game here we go here i go these guys can't see [ __ ] this is my strike you shouldn't have [ __ ] with it man he doesn't know where he is he doesn't know where he is he's out of there [Music] the lights the lights you're out of there you're out of there i'm the greatest player of this game you're right here oh [ __ ] you can do that man oh he's got a machine gun oh this is too easy now give me a save give me a save here here i go ah too easy for me thank you pasta no this is not spyro 3d this is hitman 3d it's uh it's been a while now uh scoop and i was just wondering where we were on the whole money thing where are you yeah see the thing is if you remember you know what we agreed to was it would just be a short while and you paying cash and i know that what the pressure was you wanted must be but the deal is a deal and i was hoping you know maybe you could just pay what we agreed on even though you've been here for more than twice as long as we agreed to but just pay the original amount and move on not right away necessarily but you know i'd appreciate it no all right no [Laughter] no how do i zoom in there let's see scope b was x no is that there oh here's a guy no wait wait here i go no all right now where's somebody else is that it there's two guys oh here's a guy here's a guy no all right i think that's good no scope damn that took a bunch of health off really this is a good deal hamburgers wait you do hamburgers and fries for only 75 cents you get both or the fries are 75 cents what are the deals what are the deals here i got wild bills shooting gallery it's always nice to go to 50 cent 50 cent ice cream that's a good deal here's the ferris wheel that blew up damn this is a good story man this should do a remake good blood money that should remake it with the new engine they should bring the guy back and go no wrapping depends who's unwrapping me this is good voice acting here girl i'd have your fine ass unwrapped before you could say who's that handsome stud on my river i bet you could oops that's uncle joe i better get back to your post this is really good really good acting in this one unfortunately i had to take this guy out with the knife always out of there he's out of there get out of my [ __ ] way hit me what's up [ __ ] oh oh i gotta show him the picture i did approach the swing king what is he doing yeah sure you all right [Laughter] hey okay he's you doing okay you dancing you dancing [Laughter] all right i'm approaching him i'm approaching him i'm trying to approach him hey what if what if i put on this outfit no who the hell are you there we go how'd you get in here carol anne my client i sniped her right in front of you i don't understand my client has asked me to ensure it's the last thing you ever see please look at the photograph mr clarence oh please haven't i suffered enough nope i don't you think i know how much suffering i'm responsible for i can't sleep i haven't slept in the guilt i feel he's out of there oh now we gotta take out snoop oh watch this here i go put a bomb on the winch i don't have a bomb okay what are you saying i don't got a bomb put up bomb where do i get a bomb these guys are easy all right i win now snoop dogg give me this suit how do i get his suit oh look at this he's got a deal i always got pinball in here this is a car oh this is a bumper car all right i won killer massacres 24. [Laughter] police suspect blood money is involved remember this there's a newspaper depending on how good you did hey thank you for all of the laugh mr dunkey much love from bulgaria donkey moore thank you stuck this is a good deal do we really need the police why nose picking is the way to greater wisdom kids lemonade stand condemned and demolished hannah sophie and maori cousins aged eight six and two respectively stood on the corner of maple and broad streets yesterday and washed with tears in their eyes as their handmade lemonade stand was demolished by municipal workers the three sisters had been operating their lemonade stand for several days charging a quarter of a glass of their homemade lemonade but their stand apparently siphoned some business from nearby convenience store owner bob klontz who contracted local authorities and insisted the girls lemonade stand be held to the same standards as any local business not surprisingly the girl's amateur workmanship and substandard hygiene failed to pass inspection the stand was condemned and two workers were sent out to dismantle it mr clowns looked down with approval and even applauded as the workers wrenched the wobbly stand apart a bulldozer idled nearby [Laughter] there's such good story lines going on in this one oh what's this cold blood killers on the run two death row inmates escaped custody yesterday during an attack on a police transport oh what's that transfer was struck by armored truck big firefight flower followed it was it was adam marcus and mr little oh mr little broke out dozens were killed in the episode described the operation as staggering wow mr little's out this story is getting crazy how'd they say about me joseph clarence was killed at the amusement park 23 other people died two were innocent bystanders 21 security professionals they weren't security professionals they're just gangsters what is this [ __ ] 21 security professionals those are some low-rated shitty-ass gangsters what is it police tend to put a low priority investigating the deaths of armed security and guard personnel the newspaper is roasting the police [Laughter] please don't give a [ __ ] about anyone investigators also report that 36 shots were fired by the assassin that's true the shooter is an experienced shooter of limited skill what i don't have limited skill what is now he's roasting me who wrote who writes this article i'm gonna [ __ ] take him out some investigators suggest that some sort of stabbing weapon was used for the majority of the deaths possibly a kitchen knife it concerns the authorities that four of the victims were brutally executed by shots to the head one of the victims was found dead in mysterious circumstances this is awesome there are six six witnesses that escaped oh man i can definitely tell that when this came out they would have been saying like that to hype this game up they would have been saying like like the uh now because this happened the next level is going to be harder i'm going to be more infamous wait is that is that how it works is the next level gonna be harder now are they gonna be looking for me or is that just fake very limited what is it what does it do it just makes them easier to spot you it affects your loadout oh look at arthur for story on left will dunkley oh will dunkley wrote this oh that is true this is one of my pieces actually yeah i covered this biotech boom goes wait what else did they have to say he was one of the most colorful personalities in the 80s and 90s he radiated success but then after the accident it cost him his marriage wow that's it that's a sad story this guy is funny presidential candidates oh tom stewart is winning who are you guys going to vote for tom stewart frank morgan all right frank clark we got any frank clark fans we got any lance anybody like lance what is with this they did this in hitman 2 also what is with this why do they think this is so funny wait why does it say www.hitman.com why does it say hitman.com on the newspaper does hitman make this newspaper does hitman print this newspaper out and have a website where you can go to his website and request hits oh he's reading the paper cool oh it's just stuff in the paper dang the storage line is getting good now i can tell this is going to be a good game you carlack oh here's hitman's classic hideout can you read with sunglasses on no you can't read the sunglasses on can't be done do you ever hit a man in this yeah he hit him with a knife yeah rick henderson first edition he's expecting you this way thank you rick henderson i've been looking forward to this as have i mr alexander don't let stand on ceremony call me jack rick make yourself comfortable rick i'll be right with you i admire your work real journalism thanks i thought we'd start with your thoughts on the white house attack then discuss your tenure as director of the fbi i don't know in this game rick or if you want to sound off on politics my apologies this interview about me is just a cover for a more sensitive story i'm sorry to have lured you here under false pretenses but i couldn't risk a leak i'm not sure i understand don't worry it's the scoop of the century if i had a dime for every time i heard that listen please it begins with a little incident at a vineyard in chile that caught my eye some time ago this was a family business fernando delgado and his sun manuel well-liked hard-working men true crime streets l.a i could try that it's been a while since i played oh look at hitman's little laptop oh my god look how tiny it is that's futuristic they still aren't that small your next target's in chile his name is fernando delgado used to be a colonel in pinochet oh this is the wine level this level is classic undercover of a vineyard satellite imaging how should i do this should i go sniper fernando son manuel is on the coke trade so to make it look like a drug hit you'll have to take him out too oh give me the sniper give me the silenced balders class the big celebrity unveiling of delgado's new wine label sniper all right let's go let's upgrade that do you have to actually buy the guns also no you don't mister should i just save money i'll just save up some money just in case that should be good i'll just admit this mission is classic this is such a classic mission [Music] you're a hitman not a rich man oh this all was insane dang i had to get the graphics so crazy in the background that [ __ ] looks great look how good that looks oh this is awesome this is one of mine this is one of the classic games what's this this is a shotgun ammo can i just store this oh is that i think the bag i think the dude comes out here i got other stuff too look i got other stuff i got a syringe poison sedative and a mine wow i got a mine hey why isn't the silencer in here throw briefcase over edge i'm not throwing my briefcase over the edge that's my power i need to get this guy out of here now i'm taking this dude out bye bye bye bye extremely foolish oops oops oops give me the rifle case did i ever play the old spanish house yeah i tried to play the spawner shell one kind of recently and that was a that was a mistake i remember the guy comes out here and he plays the violin i doubt i can get him from here this is so far out how do i put the sniper back you lose points if you don't go back for your suit alright i gotta remember to come back for my suit it's a rented suit yeah you can just leave the suit in the pan blur that's fine it's stainless it's made out of a stainless material where do you even snipe this guy from oh can i push people off a cliff can you push go look go now go look go look over the cliff what's better this our barbie nes i always say this i would definitely say this one can i just skip to this zone i'm a guard oh i think i can't come in the house i think i'm not approved for that all right i gotta sneak into the house save yeah that's a good idea anybody in here hi oh the kitchen knife now we're in business oh i remember they want you to look through their freaking look through the keyholes and [ __ ] you just said this this is easy i said him okay we got two guys coming this way [ __ ] should i hide thank you pinky okay that's my chance oh i hear him playing i hear him playing violin all right i gotta take i can either sneak out sneak up or take out one of these guys are there guards up here oh there's a guard [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you shut up all right i mean [Music] one more damn it i lost dead the painkillers boost my health oh you don't just take them and get more health you don't take them just to restore health all right this time i know the patterns this game is all about just learning the patterns like look at this dude this man is so clueless he has no idea that hitman's in here i'm gonna get him with the syringe oh oops [ __ ] okay uh no wait where where where where wait wait you don't know all right we're doing good nobody seems to know just pick the slack my erectile dysfunction has been cured due to this stream thank you i'm so glad that that happened what is this guy doing playing game boy what is he doing here here he is oh he's very quiet he's a very quiet player all right he's down [Music] oh i'm back i'm back in action okay i'm good all right now this time i got it mastered watch how i do this watch how i do this oh what's this hey hey hey hey we're cool we're cool we're good we're good we're good we're good okay we're good we're good oh we actually are good all right thank you ordo do you think it's possible to get sound assassin maybe still pretty hard on these on blood money even i think i've gotten sound assassin on a couple missions and blood money it's more fun just to goof around though sound assassin is that more fun to get on the new ones all right oh [ __ ] [ __ ] off all right i didn't do nothing oh can you sneak around this way here i go oh no you just sneak up this pipe to go to the second floor i see how that is oh look oh no this just leads out here what does this bring me oh there's a little staircase spaghetti can there's no spaghetti can on this one thank you mumble all right this man can just see me from across the room i see what you gotta do i see what you gotta do you gotta wait for him to patrol and start walking the other way thank you mustache and mickey all right watch this watch this now once he starts patrolling i can lockpick here come on go do your thing are you [ __ ] serious come on [ __ ] you guys now you're out of here you're out of here you're out where's down julio and julio you're out of here you know down julio take this son of a [ __ ] you're no good son of i love a [ __ ] i'm dead not as silent as only mode too sound assassin with only a suit so far this one doesn't seem too complicated you just come through the wall right sneak over to the wall i could just do this in my suit sneak over this wall oh no i you've been in trouble already no you couldn't sneak over that wall in the suit jesus that would be really hard to do with only the suit terrac two seeds of evil is the best hitman game that's i don't think that's a part of the hitman franchise who are you [ __ ] no [ __ ] you guys come on you going in the fridge hey hey hey i'm a good guy i'm a good guy hey hey i'm a good guy i'm a good guy let me reload all right all right i kind of messed that one up i don't know if i can make this wide screen i would need like some this is just the steam version oh i don't know if i can i don't know if i can go to high oh that's that's that might be pushing it dang let's do hard shadows let's go let's go crazy oh look at the difference look at the difference looks incredible wow look at that thank you rust for the downsleep bucks i'm not i'm not doing nothing i'm not doing anything think i can get damn they're fast they're so fast in this one they draw on you like instantly and the new hit man you can like headshot like five guys before they even take a first shot that's when they start shooting right away thank you code and huey all right i'll get it i'll get it this time the mechanic that's really missing that you miss from the new one is the throwing objects of people that's the one of the greatest mechanics they ever came out with just throwing [ __ ] at people so funny have i reconsidered whether i'd rather be bald or have likes in the dolphin yeah now that i thought about a little bit more red beret uh i'm gonna go with the dolphin likes on the dolphin now that i thought about a little more thank you fire all right i got him this time i got him this time what happens if you go behind can you do like a knockout [ __ ] he missed oh hey [Laughter] don't hit me as good at fighting that's my best move really i should just fight my whole way up there [Laughter] thank you yeah yeah i know i know what you're saying i know what you're saying yeah let's let's bring you over here though so i can fight both you give me that gun give me the [ __ ] [ __ ] boom oh hitman is awesome hitman is awesome come get me come here yeah yeah yeah yeah [ __ ] wait wait wait wait wait all right that's pretty good i think i did pretty good all right oh here comes some guys uh bring this one out boom all right i think i did pretty good should get a good rank now we gotta find the sun the sun has a pink shirt he should be in the winery this guy sucks why he's just hanging out over there oh you go through this door big man thank you baby oh here's the party people at the wine party thank you jesse why are you looking at me i'm the guard oh they don't there's no like uh extras oh here's a guy here easy boom he shot his own guy he shot his own guy he [ __ ] blasted him with the shotgun where are these guys going where are you guys going [Laughter] oh we're going this way we're going this way here we go oh [ __ ] oh there goes my mouth damn it oh god damn it i was doing so good i done dropped ten dollars now long time watchman medium ball and spending bees can't afford g's yet you were worth it dr dunkers thank you big breezy brought the bones this is why i'm losing i'm not utilizing the best weapon in the game the kitchen knife that's what i'm doing so bad now watch this now that i'm now done playing the game right now watch how good i do thank you arrow check me out boom boom you're out of there now i'm vip and now how do i get upstairs sneaky mode what's the sneaky mode oh yeah you can do this this man is he's just sleeping well this doesn't really accomplish anything will smith is going to be hitman's gun in the new movie really he's actually going to be the gun itself that's a good role for him i don't understand the sight lines on this i'm saving right here can you like how does the how does the uh notoriety thing work if you go back and play an old mission does it like update it does it go down or something nothing changes it just only counts the first it only counts the first playthrough how does he see me how does he see me he's not even looking at it why is this guy up here this guy this the [ __ ] guard the guard from downstairs heard me lock picking a door upstairs what the [ __ ] what is this all right what's this way there's got to be some secret way into there that's why you got your dick [ __ ] you all right i'll figure it out i'll figure it out out of hell can i even like pick this maybe he can't see this for some reason nope he can't i now will never understand this game okay so that one is just free to pick oh here's the guy all right see you play the piano hit me you can't play the piano he didn't know you don't know how to do that the [ __ ] why is he shooting me just from being on a roof you ass [ __ ] you get out of here get no get out of here i can go up here i want to see how you get up on here let's just just exit i guess right yeah this is just a one way you can't climb up here you could just walk off the roof all right what's the point of this room oh the hammer cool okay so the point of this room you just lock pick this room to get the hammer is that real this seems like there's a secret in here or something what the [ __ ] why why [ __ ] you i'm coming for you you're out of here oh you want to [ __ ] with me are you oh yeah oh yeah hit him hit him hit man this is why they call me hitman why did they just start shooting at me why your clothes are covered with blood no way no way they don't see that no way it's not that advanced no way is it that advance where they see blood no way in the world holding the hammer yeah that sounds more like it just for having the hammer out they start shooting that seems more like it man why the [ __ ] now he sees me he didn't see me before oh my god all right i need the coin the coin is very powerful in this one let's see how the coin works will they investigate it even if they see me throw it go check that coin out okay now that didn't work where'd the coin go can i pick it up oh i get another one oh what's that okay they're not they're not falling for that where'd the coin go [ __ ] you guys do i do i have like infinite i have the infinite okay now check that coin out check it out look over there stop looking at me oh my god use a dollar bill instead the guy from downstairs came up to check it out wait i just heard the door open all right i gotta figure out how to use this coin this is like the advanced technique of this game there he goes yeah check that out are you [ __ ] serious get the [ __ ] yeah this is definitely why every time i play this game it just turns into this all right i just got to get this [ __ ] again look over at that thing don't look at me don't look at me look away don't be looking at me don't be looking at me look at the money oh my god oh there who threw that money who drew that money there we go here we go yeah who drew that money this guy is an ass he doesn't fall for any tricks this is insane how do you get into this stupid ass room am i playing in the kfc council no i would have won by now if i was playing on the kfc just watch which way his head looks when i pick the lock i can't even i can't even see it's like so small i can just barely make his head out and it takes a long time to pick the lock all right all right he's looking the other way [ __ ] oh [ __ ] off this game sucks this game sucks are you serious out here i shouldn't look the other way maybe i can bribe them shooting the doors will open locked ones i'll try that oh that's true oh okay they don't like that though it's a cool feature though all right how do i how do i do this this guy is such an ass this is this guard is this guard i hate this guy this is my most hated enemy of hitman he is such a [ __ ] he doesn't know he doesn't know he sucks he sucks oh that is such a piece of crap guys you're out of there how do you get the accident killing this guy he has to look out over this or something save yeah i should save that's true i'm never gonna get into that room again don't forget the hammer oh that's true i should get to him maybe if i just if i put it in my inventory then i won't get in trouble right yeah now i'm in trouble i'm getting better thank you brian hey put the hammer in his shirt packet what's wrong with that oh here's this guy all right we just gotta wait till we can strike this guy now so nah dunder man i don't care if it's will smith i don't care if it's really you will smith i'm not activating robocop mode yeah see clown theory has a hammer in his shirt saying he doesn't know what he's talking about all right we're going on the tour here we go i'm saving something something is bound to go wrong any second now oh look at this this is my chance [ __ ] oh he's snorting coke oh this is my chance no no i didn't do it i gotta run one of these is a secret barrel don't ever catch me don't ever catch me don't ever get me in time all right again they got me yeah yeah yeah i'm dead i almost had it though thank you pharaoh super liminal what is super lemon let's stay is that like the super bowl now nobody look let me just do my stuff with the hammer where'd the hammer go [ __ ] it boom who know who knows who did it who can really ever know i'm so good at this game every level has a section where they make the coke oh they found them alright now i can escape in the airplane unless you need keys for it then i can't nope i'm out oh the suit oops too late total kills for caught on camera now dang i got a lot of money for this your rating specialist see i did pretty good oh there it says it shows your notoriety zero out of a hundred wow mission rating specialist 400k for the objective 75 bonus suit retrieval 5 000 oh see there it is the super retrieval that's going to knock you back 5 000. oh man good job agent man thank you yardages bribe civilians locals who've seen or heard you will grow suddenly forgetful oh oh you can do this oh that's cool specialists wanted by police blood money is involved oh tasca oh there's an opera level this one has the opera level oh man this one has so many good levels fernando delgado was found dead a shot a shot was fired and it was probably the one that killed one of the victims some sort of stabbing weapon was used dang the police have no clue what other news we got i didn't actually need the coat just the big gun that was in there here they go to practicing the opera oh this is such a classic such a classic mission now i know you gotta go through here i gotta knock this guy out somehow oh here we go easy away look at the coin who threw that they never fall for the coin who threw that coin who did that come get me come get me come fight me how do i kill him all right oh here we go down the steps he goes i know they see me throwing it but still just go look at it anyway they're always looking at me just somebody on the other side of the store is somebody gonna find this guy i'll just hide him here nobody will find him he should be good there swapped a prop gun yeah i know you're supposed to swap the prop gun out am i already all the way back here i think the gun is in like one of their dressing rooms thank you crylando save all right now save good thinking oh there's the gun bubble bubble bravo hey man it man it's so lost what's in here garbage when did i meet lee i think we were 23 22 21. no way i thought we were 23. over 21. how is 22 leo is 21. you still have a year yep oh he shot him again oh man where am this i is big this is a big level bravo bravo i'm so lost at least this level is filled with stuff it's not just big empty nothing they can hit me into walking through the big empty sewer for 10 hours oh here's some rant i remember you can get a nail gun oh i'm back upstairs oh wait i think this is right oops oops this way ah here's the person okay i'm saving i finally made it i finally made it to the place i'm trying to be oh damn if this stupid guy wasn't here how do i get rid of this guy okay no way can he see me throw the coin from here no way who threw that who threw that are you [ __ ] serious oh wait oh now's my chance where's the gun where's the fake gun whatever i'm going for the kill who's killed this guy get out of i don't think you can't hide bodies in the closets in this one i think you can only hide them in uh the little refrigerators on the floor dang this hitman is good music this hitman is a masterpiece all right how do i get out of here oh i should take this cop out turn to turn into the cap wait don't you write me out don't you wrap me up give me that boom that's how you do it if you kill the rats there's an easter egg what what's the easter egg this guy's blocking the door blah blah blah they say rats off to you no they don't they don't say that they don't say rats off to you no i'm going back to shoot the rats no way is there a rat easter egg 100 percent fake but i gotta go now and see if three where's the red room baba hello hello red room this is the red room isn't it no where's the rare one noticing it maybe this one here they are the red one right down right down right down [ __ ] off i'm busy okay right there i was still hosting nothing happened mr dunko i want you to know i love you and i always curse myself for not finding your content sooner my first video was jontron ran tilly thank you yeah tour you guys lied you guys lied there was no rat easter egg okay i got every rat they have more blood than a human there's four rats no there's not are they all in that room did one sneak out the room [Laughter] last rat get to can they actually leave the room no way is there just a rat like walking around the level somewhere yeah yeah you guys see the rat you guys see where the rat went oh man i gotta find this last red you guys see the rat you guys see the fourth rat fourth on the table no you guys are lying this whole thing is lying you guys are just lying about this easter egg there's no rat there's no red easter egg this is such a huge trick need this gun i'm gonna find this red there's a key card on the table no there isn't oh this key card rat club oh what wait it's real this is real now what use the key card on the second floor oh what it was real all we had to do was kill every cop in the basement all right it was worth it it was worth it use the painkillers thank you for the amazing content dunk i can honestly say you've saved my life sending lots of love to you and leah and all of chat too thank you robot thank you dead guns where's the secret rant room oh look at this here's these oh is this where you put the fake i think this is where you put the fake gun i think this guy is holding it he's already holding the gun oh he's holding a rifle the dunk parted thank you max are you serious i gotta get to the rat club oh oh oh [ __ ] now it's getting crazy they don't want they don't want me to get to the real clue you guys never said it would be this crazy watch this do i got this under control damn it no i don't i'm dead how did it feel when tommy stole my tweet it was truly a horrif horrific feeling what did he do he told people to retract tweets from the my the real original dolphin tweet and then he went and asked all his friends to like and retweet and then he asked all his friends to retweet his yeah he went around asking all the minecraft guys all the little minecraft channels oh my god you guys hear this [ __ ] you hear this [ __ ] minecrafters oh my god so he made it so that he could never you could never pass his amount of likes he made it so we could never pass him do you guys hear this [ __ ] he went in a total dream he went and he told his best friend dream he said dream use your influence and get your uncle on here and get us more votes and dream he's his uncle's donald trump he knows trump and trump said all right go ahead and put more likes on tommy's stealth and can you guys believe this [ __ ] they cheated wow our dolphin got on that ours is at 160. let's see what's tommy's at i think we've just gotta let it go there's no meeting there there's no beating the minecraft this has 290. click wow he told some guy called tubbo this horrible horrible man tubbo i think it's like a 16 year old another man this is this is such this is such horrible stuff we have [Music] this is [ __ ] up everybody dislike just like his tweet let's try to get it taken down we got to get the tweet taken off taking offline you report tweets try to report his tweet all right now we're at a ranch oh get out of here get out of here no no no no no am i good all right i'm good oh that's true that's true i can't go this way all right where's the red room that's so messed up he actually went and got dream and dream actually cheated it again dreams actually cheated to tweet again okay i gotta sneak up on these rats let's save here what's the sneakiest way to get this what if i inject the rats with this poison to get them off what if i use the fiber wire on the rance no oh it's still red hmm all right got the got the card i didn't get busted all right i'm getting this i'm getting this level downloaded oh i need to get the suit back don't want to lose that 5k all right which room is the red room is this this is the first floor why are they so suspicious of me why is it yellow suspicion when i'm doing nothing the red room is where you killed the first target what you'll see somebody who tries to periodically open the door is it this oh this is the third floor yeah this is second floor step back oh oops oops fake it's a fake out i wasn't really picking the lock i was just pretending back off it's in the backstage backstage has a second floor damn we got to go all the way back all right where's my whole disguise at go through the exit door where you killed the guy in the suit the target go to where i killed the target of the mission oh the suit guy that was protecting him go to that hallway all right let's see if i can find that haul this should be it right sister this is it i never even saw this ever i played this game so many times i never knew about this red room this is it this is the rant room right oh i never saw this ever oh he's gonna try to open it you don't got the key you don't got the key you didn't kill the rats you didn't kill none of the rats oh this is awesome no you didn't do it this is cool it's time looking at me this is a secret that only i know about here we go here we go this is gonna be so crazy what's gonna be in here that's it what what the [ __ ] i never saw this are you serious oh this is a masterpiece game oh this game is a masterpiece this game is a masterpiece i can't believe this what the hell what are they doing they're boxing these guys are having a boxing match oh this is insane now what if now if i take these rats out there's an even more secret rat room right there's an even more secret one just even seconds where the crazier stuff happens they're doing like illuminati right babe there's a second secret no there's an even more secret rat club there's an even more secret one all right guys no i know this is cute but wait till i get to the really secret one right you guys should go in there check that out it's cool rats in there right where's the second key card you guys where's the second key card unliking the dolphin tweet why all right i'll go back i'll go back i'll go back before the time i'll go back to the alternate timeline where the rats got to live look they're back they're back see they're back you guys forget you guys forget that we had to kill three innocent rats just to get here all right this room is built on the blood of dead rats already but it is pretty cool though all right they're back they're back bomb them that is a good idea actually let's just take them out once and for all these rest kind of pissed me off to be honest babe don't worry they like this tourettes this is funny got him got them all oh wait some of them are still going there's two still playing i see she finally managed to make it to the rare room all right all right alternate timeline alternate timeline where the rats live throw a coin oh that is a good idea yeah i can get in on this action all in wretch wretch all in now this is a lot of money for them because look how big it is for them all in where dear men deal me in hey rat all right deal me in bring me in there give me that slice of pizza they gotta pull pizza in there who made the little chairs for the rats will that be later in the storyline we'll see who made the little chairs for him they did rat carpenter so that is a good idea probably was that and what a classic this is such a classic level to have those rats in there that's a masterpiece of a level there's another red room in my base no way no way two rare rooms now you're just getting carried away one red room i buy that but two in one game no now you're just talking crazy now how do i get this guy now we gotta take out the second guy is he not in the where is he oh he's in the second floor okay so i should be able to get in here oh this is a gun room okay i can actually pick this lock i'm gonna pick the slack oh there we go is that him is that him sitting in the chair that's him right yeah that's him [Music] i know i know can't go in there i see yes i get it how did they know i was in there [Laughter] that knocked him out oh this guy's so weak i just pushed him and i just pushed him into a wall all right here we go now watch i have a plan i have a big plan here i gotta save there before i do this watch what i do here watch what i do here i'm a genius for this one boom yeah i think that worked there it is there it is that's how you know when you get a hit man that was awesome i'm out boom there it is ah they say win that's how you win that hit man total kills five i think they'll mention the ranch notoriety 20 dang that boop that bumped me up to 20. but now i got a lot of money to pay the people off yeah let's bribe them down gangster kills again this is what they think i look like [Laughter] this is what they think hitman looks like thank you oh that's to deal with this cats spark killer explosion there was a gas leak cats cats spark the powerful explosion anyone who's ever owned cats knows they can generate static shocks when you touch them dang cats blew them up what's this frog hey what's this say the frogs kill destroy a little city that doesn't make sense killer frogs destroy a little silly city that's what that says what does this say man eiffel tower aliens going to jupiter built by aliens from jupiter the eiffel tower was built by aliens from jupiter that's spanish for frog go ribbit that means the red pig that's a new restaurant coming out this game is awesome i can't believe there's a red room you think that was 47 too we knew it the secret was all in there international task force to hunt him down and destroy him even assuming this guy exists he's still just an assassin what's the big deal the big deal what's the big deal is the perfect clone his dna is a how-to manual for any cloning lab in the world with mr 47 in their clutches there'd be nothing to stop a rogue state from building an entire platoon of 47s a whole army these public statements you've been making against cloning is this what it's all about of course but surely you can't oppose all the uses of cloning the medical advances the possible curing of medicine won't do us much good if we're all the slaves of some clone army dictatorship will it off the record jack you're not serious you have no idea how serious that's why we had to eliminate 47 having him on the loose was just too dangerous why not go after whoever created him only did but whenever we got too close our agents got killed by 47 see for yourself this story is getting good thank you crook this is getting good man a clone army dictatorship oh hitman's back at the church 11 45 i'm sorry we have to meet like this it's dangerous to meet in person you're normally more prudent what's going on looks like we've got a mole of the agency here's your briefing thanks i'll read it later how's that wound healing fine are we done here one thing we haven't been able to get a positive id on the target there's a government agent in there already though we think he knows the price for his knowledge is getting him out alive and that raises my price already factored in take this designer poisons the clinic only lets clients out when they're fully recovered or dead the injection puts its victim into a hibernatory state apply the antidote on the lips to revive them what if this agent's already dead the money's been transferred to your account it's good to have you back 47 i'm glad to hear you're fully recovered your next assignment oh i got to take out a cia agent i gotta retrieve this have been checked into a rehab clinic for alcoholics one of them plans to turn state's witness as soon as he's discharged client wants to avoid that but we don't know which of the three is the target an undercover agent placed at the clinic to find out hasn't been heard from in a few days the clinic will only discharge patients if they're sober or dead the agent who's in there is apparently being kept drunk for unknown reasons so you'll have to kill him to get him out but we need him alive we're giving you an experimental serum that'll give him the appearance of being dead along with the i remember this mission do i like fish do i like fish sticks wow these are big questions coming in the chat yeah i like both i like fish and fish sticks thank you pink just give me the extra ammo give me the laser sight give me this what stuff do we got on the sniper rifle oh what have we got over here kevlar vest oh lost at new outfit long range detonator okay i'll get that can i get the silencer yet more zoom okay i'll get the more zoom questions that's my favorite type of ice cream i found out about a new ice cream i found a really good one the whole foods caramel whole food caramel gelato it's really good it just comes in a little tiny container but it's really good and they make it look all fancy rocky road what's rocky road got one and i'll be fine one little drink you have fish and sausage in the fridge you don't know which one to eat well a good uh good trick is to see which one is gonna go bad first eat that one first that's a little known trick that only i know about look that away i need to steal this [ __ ] i steal yo i don't think that's yours don't you tell on me don't you tell on me don't you [ __ ] tell me i'll punch you don't you [ __ ] oh don't you [ __ ] go and tell i'll push you over [Laughter] all right and that's how i deal with that guy oh [ __ ] don't wake him up don't wake him up maybe he'll just forget i think he did i don't know he's going to tell he [ __ ] snitched me he snitched all right now look now look what you did wait i forgot to bring my weapons [ __ ] it [ __ ] with me telling me huh you're out of there damn it he got out of the explosion he's still at large [Laughter] no no no i'm coming to get you okay give me that gun [ __ ] this guy give me that all right let's redo i didn't even get my weapons it's good to have you back 47 i'm glad to hear you're fully recovered who knows oh we gotta listen to the conversation but he had all the right creds and he didn't look like the kind of guy who'd appreciate a lot of questions he sure didn't does that at the hideout is a rat club it didn't take me to the hideout do i have to like select hideout to go there now oh look [ __ ] i've never been so relaxed this guy is an ass look at him he's an ass the second i go for the papers he's what is the point of the coin has anyone fallen for the coin ever the only time i used the coin was that in that tutorial level those are the only guys that ever fell for the coin i did it i did it so far the greatest villains of this game is that the guard standing up at the top of the stairs that could look down the hallway and the dude the purple shirt dude these are the greatest villains of the hitman franchise now this mission i don't remember anything how to win this one i think there's like a uh oh look i can go up here okay i need to save though they're gonna start shooting at me they do like a metal detector if you're going through the main entrance can i climb up this [ __ ] [ __ ] you give me that you don't know what to do you're outta here oh [ __ ] off [ __ ] it [ __ ] it we're doing at the old school old school where's this guy going get his guns all the doctors have guns oh there we go look at that well they suspect me nope all right i'm in oh now they lost chumley okay so i can be here he just called me chumly so i can be here but i can't go in there this guy's making a soup what is with the camera showing me like this man making a soup [Laughter] is that supposed to inform me who which guy is the right guy i can just see that guy making a soup all right [ __ ] this guy [ __ ] you nope nope you're out of there you're out of there right into the [ __ ] wall you go sorry you guys had to see that this game is rated m though yeah now look at my new suit yeah look at this oh is he waking up okay banana or broccoli those aren't even remotely similar i guess banana i like broccoli lamb though dang that's a tough one oh here's the soup here's the famous soup wow i should add stuff to the soup oh where's the death serum syringe of death serum here it is should i inject this into the soup and everybody who eats it dies i'll do that bring out the dish here you won't bring it out you mean get to this chairman put a coin in it yeah that is true that gives a little extra flavor oops i missed i like to just put a little coin in there just to give it some personality there we go now that's a good soup you know what maybe maybe you know maybe just just for flavor you know just to give it a little extra boost you know hey you got friends coming over maybe put a little put an extra one in there you can see the top of the soup has a nice uh it's got a nice sticky layer on top that kind of holds its shape like every good soup does all right we gotta find which guy it is today look at the propane tank what's that what's going on with the propane oh you can sabotage it what does that do all right i'll sabotage it now which guy is the guy colonel sanders oh look secret oh they're hiding their drinks in here they're hiding their drinks in here which guy is the guy thank you ninja assist again gotcha did i win how do i check my objectives it's good to have you back 47 i'm glad to hear your fully recovered that was an optional guy now where's the dude i gotta sneak out hey this is a fancy place i'm going swimming [Music] they're going peepee in here oh oh shoot guy down super good oh camera is trying to pick me up now how does the camera work in this one should i do a save i'll do a second save in case i messed something up you like that flippy dang i'm doing good at this level distract the camera with a coin you seen the shrink oh this pink guy everything under control this pink guy is definitely a guy you gotta kill off do i have to kill him off or is he the guy that i gotta save i feel like you gotta kill this pink guy off he seems like a kill-off guy how do we take him out where are you going you just came in here you just got in here get in here you stupid pink guy little baby you seen the shrink i usually get my session about now poison the globe drink oh that's a good idea well he is he the guy who drinks from it all right where's the globe drink oh this guy's got somebody there gotta go find the globe this is the entrance here's the globe wait wait don't no wait wait let me poison first let me poison first some sources with access to the investigation say there are quote significant questions about the vice president let me inject poison first he's not supposed to have this drink it's fine it's fine all right we just got a speed run over to the drink then he's done for no you've seen the shrink yeah so i usually get my session about now yeah go go over and do your thing shocking poisonous vice president killed in a car accident or familiar with assassinated investigation say serious questions have been raised that suggest it may not have been an accident when is the next drama thursday sunday classifying the vice president's fatal car accident as the result of negligent driving but some sources say there are significant questions all right now where is the good guy that we gotta smuggle out do i gotta go through that little gate can i go up here this looks like a secret here's a secret yep you can tell this is secret stuff over here they don't want me to get into this hey you got no business here all right i'm saving watch see we're good oh tattletail tattletail don't tell don't tell oh oh what what do you have for me what do you got for me stun gun huh where'd it go i got too many guns in here get over here oh here it is get over here oh my god they got a whole secret network down here i can do this cleaner i can do this i can clean this up come get me come kill me all right i can clean this up i can clean this up i can clean this up will you [ __ ] come over here oh my god how do i do this coin the coin is so terrible the coin has never worked they just don't give a [ __ ] they don't give a [ __ ] about coins in this game come fight me blood monkey there's no game called blood monkey how did they hear that that doesn't work that doesn't work that thing sucks that thing sucks man it's not working that's not working no you're no good this is a good battle you want to [ __ ] with me huh you wanna [ __ ] with me give me that let me say it that's how you do it all right i don't think i can clean this up i think i'm just gonna have to settle with that now let's review the true mystery oh my god what i have a key card is this where the secret stuff is oh my god oh my god he's being held in here is that him this man just walked out of there there's another guy in here which guy is the guy this guy looks too boring yeah he's i think this guy's kind of crazy actually let's save this guy you i should have known sedating me psychotropics the things they've done figures they'd send you to clean up my mess this is the guy here i'm getting you out of here you'll never let me out alive i know now i can use this how do i do it ah here we go here we go identity obtained executing rest of assignment splendid47 it might interest you to know the following a sudden shift in the delicate power balance of the new york families two low-level contracts just came in in addition to your primary target two members of the same group are currently staying at the facility terminating either will result in a fifty thousand dollar bonus per head it's entirely up to you understood all right i win how do i use this elevator hey i win hey tell the guys that one what's this little thing don't you tell anybody you're having spaghetti tonight what goes good with spaghetti oh if you're having spaghetti you gotta have spaghetti and spaghetti sauce am i right am i right or around my right got to put some spaghetti sauce on me garlic bread no that's a good answer to garlic bread thank you turkey get my soup should i go up this is just where i was at to start oh i'm gonna get my shoot oh i'm crazy i'm crazy on this one i'm getting the suit back i'm getting a briefcase i'm out boom and that's how it's done why isn't why is it on full red alert i don't think these guys know though and that's how you win that's how you win hit man [ __ ] can you guys let me out can you guys let me out okay let me out oh i have to revive the guy oh [ __ ] that's true wait where did they put him where is he now oh he's in here there he is he's in there i see him [ __ ] [ __ ] if i go in there they're gonna get mad the coin will work the coin never works the coin never has worked the coin will never work stop looking at me i think once i sprint i think if i sprint the coin wears off is he trying to steal my briefcase he's trying to steal my briefcase that's my briefcase okay that's my chance i just had to distract him with my briefcase boom there it is the classic the classic the briefcase the briefcase saved me wow i only got one kill that time how did i get such a bad rating i did so good all right yeah let's grab the police off go ahead there's hit man that was the soup guy would have been zero kills thing getting a clearer picture you had an agent on the inside and 47 killed him we've got it on videotape the incident put us back on 47's tail which eventually led to his destruction you actually caught him we didn't just catch your urban legend we killed him i assume you can prove this i intend to give you incontrovertible evidence but how there was a big player for the mob in a certain witness protection program he was protected 24 7 by some of the most dedicated professionals we had 47 came from anyway and you killed him bring out the car wait a second check come on you can't just leave me hanging bring the folder we'll talk on the way the way where do you proof we're sending you down to the other end of the state 47 the target's a gangster by the name of vinnie sinistra he's in a witness protection program pending a court appearance later this month our client this is such a good one oh yeah that's from the show funny i'm gonna get off though for tonight how many missions did we get one two three we got five missions in this is a big game there's a lot of missions thanks for watching guys the rat club in the hideout all right let's find out let's find a rat club in the hideout at least where's the rat club in the hideout kill the rats all right where's my guns oops hey man where's your guns at here we go this'll get the rats got him where's the last one where's he where's it hear you i hear you where you at oh i hear you chirping where'd he go there he is right down right down is that all of them that was awesome right there's more where's the last fret the rats are reloading oh there's one there's one got him that's all of them right last thread is in chat there's none oh there's more in there [ __ ] [ __ ] there's so many of them here we go here we go this will help is that all of them get the binoculars no i see one i see one did i get him rat down right down is that it are we clear i hear another one oh still rat down right down said it are we clear where's the key card oh that's a bird shoot the trash can this that's a paint can shoot the trash can is it in this room this one is there red in here uh what happened did i do it there's a window there's a window to the ranch they're saying i did it i think i did it a text window shoot the trash can and kill the four rats that spawned in the main room no there's no more rats all the rats are done wait i just heard one no that was the bird yeah i give up huh all right after gaining access to the hideout head to the shooting range with the gun shoot the trash can after shooting trash can turn around you'll notice that four rats are starting to form a line on the floor what that's all i had to do i didn't even have to shoot any rats so all right that was it that was the easter egg you guys this was not this was not worth it this was not worth it now you shoot him you sent all the rest to a happy place that was it that was it i like the other red one all right i'm out of here that was very very lame compared to the other red room i'm sorry for people who got here that didn't see the real red room that truly was sickening to see that red room thanks for watching everybody well bye thank you everybody that subscribed maybe we'll beat this next time bye

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Published: Wed Feb 03 2021