Dunkey Streams Dark Souls III

[Music] yes indeed it is called lothric where the transitory lands of the lords of cinder converge in venturing north the pilgrims discover the the fire fades and the lords go without through crystals [Music] when the link of fire is threatened the bell tolls unearthing the old lords of cinder from their graves [Music] aldrich saint of the deep [Music] the judgment [Applause] [Music] only in truth the lords will abandon their thrones and the unkindled will rise [Music] nameless accursed undead unfit even to be cinder and so it is that ash seekers embers [Music] thank you black play guys thank you for the bones guys all right trying to play this funny game now this guy is going to be called bingo bingo what class should i go here what's the best class i think i played knight before mercenary what do we got warrior harold we got thief this looks kind of funny sorcerer maybe i'll be sure or this guy oh maybe this guy what are we thinking here magic is [ __ ] mode magic is shooting like in halo deprived magic is like battle rifle in halo what are we thinking what are we thinking deprived is big mode deprived as easy mode yeah the private is a little too easy for me i don't want it to be a little i don't want it to be too easy going deprived that'll be a one-hour stream i can't just speed run through the whole game in an hour mark has the best weapons off the bat this thing oh thank you capricorn mc yeah thank you boy my meatballs the bandits knife who has the bandus knife this guy do a pull all right i'll do a pull let's see where we got here um all right pick from these ones now what's the best gift definitely the ring right what is this dude branch or a coin hmm these are all just consumables except for the ring why wouldn't i just pick the ring give me the ring what am i a sucker what am i some kind of [ __ ] sucker people are saying thief everybody's saying pick thief all right i guess i'm going thief fire gem is good yeah that's that's what that's the only thing that sounded interesting out of these but how can you go wrong with the life ring really no one said thief thief is literally the highest voted one in the poll thief got more votes than all the other classes combined all right this thief is steve they're stealing votes all right i'm going i like how you can just pick none you can't just get no gift why would you pick that what kind of ass picks none i'm either going nun or life ring i'll go light frank [ __ ] it all right now we got to get a funny oh this is funny it looks kind of like shrek this guy seems funny if you got killed by this guy that would be [ __ ] up i think this guy's pretty funny make them a little more purple though let's get a little more a little more purple there all right that's good i can't tell if he's dead or alive he already looks like a zombie all right here we go thank you gummies [Music] there's a new radiohead game just a new radiohead game all right here we go and it begins boom creep the vr experience this radiohead creep the vr experience [Applause] is it like uh is it kind of like halo oh look at how powerful this is this is a very powerful class this is the last level of the game damn i went straight to the end who's this guy did i kill this guy oh god oh god oh my god oh my god holy [ __ ] fight me come on holy [ __ ] i don't like that just stopped by donkey castle today donkey grin oh you went to donkey's cash that's a good idea actually you have to get the dunk soul and i'm gonna build my bike huh yeah we have exclusive one-time only treasures at donkey's castle the it's gonna be worth it's gonna be worth a million dollars in five years you buy that it's gonna be worth a million dollars that's bigger than nft you're amazing thanks so much for the entertainment tell me what do you think of payments bigger than crypto it's bigger than nft these things are going to be huge you give them five years these things are going to be worth 500 000. things are going to be big all right i already lost i don't think they made this game right i can't even i can't even beat the first boss in the game i don't know if they made this one right i don't know if i picked the right class here i think i might want to go back and do a redo i mean these guys are no good but they picked i don't know what class these guys are but that was terrible but these game hard is this game hard uh so far so far these guys are extremely easy and this guy is extremely hard it's very uneven all right let's get this guy can get this game i don't give a [ __ ] about this guy come on all right holy [ __ ] dunk souls live i got this i got this this guy is cheating this guy is cheating bastard cheating bastard bad class you guys tricked me i've been scammed i knew i should have brought the uh i should have went for the pretzels for the starting gift only i had some pretzels yeah give me a picture here we go now i've come oh all right i'm back the computer just turned up for one second should have picked assassin creed class yeah i mean i think that's you know that's kind of the problem with dark souls is that certain classes just aren't viable like this this clearly doesn't work i mean look at that look at how much damage that this this clearly doesn't this clearly is not a word all right all right come on come on oh yeah yep if i see if i had a shield wait i do have a shield all right all right i got him i got him yeah he's dead he's dead come on do it do it do it on twitch.tv why would you do a dumb move like that [Laughter] face me face me you thought that [ __ ] would get me i got him on the ropes i got him on the ropes oh i didn't know he could do that stupid move stupid no no no that would never work i got him on the ropes oh [ __ ] oh no i'm out of health [ __ ] [ __ ] i got too crazy oh no what is this what does my move do how do you look at moves instantly step behind or around the side of foes so i can say this so this is how you play the game oh i see so you basically want to say this oh i could leave the radiohead game play the new radio game robot i don't know about the radiohead creep vr experience i don't have vr i don't have vr hooked up fortnite x radio this game reminds me a lot of this classic third-person action game dark souls 2 scholar of the first scene it is kind of like dark souls 2 kind of ripping off some bones down oh this thing is clearly broken all right all right oh i thought i could do the move i got this i got this i got this under control foolish move foolish move by him donkey thank you for your content and mia or jam i've been accidentally subscribed to the key for six months but not doing that thank you again thank you robot accident bonus oh god don't worry guys i get this i win this yeah this isn't this isn't working just i don't think this game is working right hey don't get me high on me thanks for playing my game oh thank you so much mia jackie this is a great skyrim you've done here no it didn't i it didn't even give you alden ring as a starting choice that's what's wrong with this game this game it doesn't it gives you the life ring ring video duncan ring it gives you the life ring but you don't even have a choice to pick from the elden ring that's why this one is so outdated now yeah never soft fix your game fix your game never soft oh oh what a big hit [Applause] thank you short from sharper rant you think this class might be bad yeah i mean you can tell the power is just not set right they didn't set the power range i appreciate that you let the game kill you every now and then so the rest of us don't feel inferior you see he shouldn't even be able to have that i should be up the roll what is this sonic big blue idiot that can roll that guy can't roll yeah see he shouldn't be able to do that and always put a smile on my face when you go live oh all right all right this is the one this is the one i'm sick of that into this game i'm actually sick of this game i'm actually done with this game i got him on the ropes come on come on come on do it look at me scared he's scared look at how scared he is like that was gonna work fight me i'm not fighting you thought that was gonna kill no no this sonic garbage collector you are out of there that's the easiest fight of my life this is the easiest game ever made even on this terrible class on this terrible terrible class i still win now let's go start a new game on a better class let's quit let's quit out and play sorcerer you thank you how you're able to play this game on a dance dance revolution mat huh all right huh we're don't go packs you can't put that in them in the title now all right does that work ask me about my rare dunko pops you guys thank you head puppy i'm doing a new toy called dunko pops oh thank you for asking pansy well you see my new rare dunko pops is a new toy i'm doing it's at donkey's castle it's the new ancient relic donkey ancient treasure these things are going to be huge this is a huge dunk of pop i'm doing this is gonna rival funko pops how rare it's extremely rare extremely extreme [Music] i gotta say these things are they're flying off the shelf it's rarer than ps5 i'll say that it's rarer than ps5 there's actually less of these than ps5s you could get a ps5 easier than this oh look at this dumb guy watch this watch what i see here dude uncle pop tell funny jokes from family guy do don't go pops tell funny jokes from family guy show well dead don't do it but you could make them do it you know you could act like they are that's what's so great so use your own imagination hey yep yep these things are going to be huge it's a new donko pop empire hey dunk man heard this game has bad graphics so i'm turning my monitor off and only listening thanks again all right that's fair character that's fair you can just listen thank you gorf okay here we go this guy sucks i don't know i don't know this guy doesn't seem very good at this game come and bite me he's out of there easiest fight of life that's the easiest fight of my life how do i do the funny stuff now for this guy for this guy i give him one of these oops thank you head puppy oh this boss wanted dunko pops oh my bad i already killed them i'm sorry all right well that's it that's the game right did i win what's this is this like a bonus it's just like a stinger level this is like the bonus level over here this guy's no good no no no no no no what's so rare about the dunkle pops are you kidding me they're incredibly rare they're incredibly rare there's less of them than the ps5 and i've i've heard a lot of people say they would trade their ps5 for a jungle [Applause] there's a lot of people saying that recently there's a lot of talk [Applause] and i say and i sand that deal if you're getting the ps5 you're losing out on that deal that's actually a loss for you welcome to the bond i am what do dunko pops taste like oh like plastic can't taste like plastic what do you do for this guy now what do i want to do how do i win dexterity just crank this up all in luck just crank up look max luck out what weapon do i want i want uh the kill mode i like this weapon that is castle [Music] i like this knife that i got this thing is fun is this a good one to pick i need luck i need a lot of people are saying max out luck very well then i'm gonna get some health though get some of that and get sean look give give me a little more dexterity maybe i'll go into i'll dump those three don't seem like the ones that it wants me to go for now what's this guy saying give me the good knife what is this scale with the scales with strength in hand it's hand dexterity it scales with my hand points so this doesn't even scale with luck what does luck even do does it even tell you what the hell does it look dude the hand is luck luck is for bleed oh look is for bleed the hand equals luck hand is not luck the hand is dexterity show me the pictures see the hand is dexterity you guys don't know you guys don't know about dark souls or more versions of duncan pops like a stranding version luck is a this is a drop of of chunko cheese or something oh will there be more rare dunko pops i don't know yet i mean they're so rare these things are so rare they're just flying off the shelves and we don't even know if they'll ever make more because these things are so rare out there it's one of the rarest toys of the country today all right let's kill this dumb guy this guy sucks yeah this guy sucks jesus christ holy [ __ ] how the [ __ ] do you fight this guy didn't yeah this is busted you guys scammed me i've been scammed i've been scammed into picking a bad character i got scammed big time here that's sakura wait i can't even go in here anymore next time equipped with the alfredo sword equip the alfredo sword oh oh the alfredo why didn't i think of it where's all the secrets i know this guy you gotta kill this guy right i should just kill this guy you gotta jump onto the roof with a tree that's that's not making any sense i think you're thinking of mario boom get that [ __ ] out of my face this guy sucks terrible terrible terrible terrible dark souls player boom kill him kill him hit me this is a terrible class absolutely terrible class you guys tricked me you tricked me into picking the worst class i've been tricked all right i'll get him i'll get him on this one i got this guy don't worry no good luck ahead it gets good at level 900 okay so i just have to grind just kind of grind out dudes over here oh this thing is nice to get restart and pick cleric yeah yeah i mean that's sounding pretty good right about now all right let's fight this guy again come on this guy sucks this guy cheats and he sucks this guy's cheating and i hate him i hate this man boom come on come on you big [ __ ] jesus christ jesus christ what the [ __ ] that's sakura after you beat the whole game what the [ __ ] is the matter with this guy they made this game all wrong this is all wrong this is all wrong should have wore the b ring yeah i wish i would have thought of that if i had alden ring i would have beat this by now but of course they're gonna hold that back for eldon ring of course you're not gonna put that in this one boom hit me oh hit me piece of [ __ ] guy [ __ ] sucks at this game give me that [ __ ] the east west shield finally oh whoa whoa whoa oh what the [ __ ] i can't fight this thanks for watching guys i'm done i'm done with this game i beat the game how come i'm walled off here oh leah has a whole crate she's got three crates of dunkle pops wow that toy is so rare i can't believe she got three [Music] yeah this is our this is just our private reserve though we had to call in a lot of strings to get three of them no we're not scalping we're not scamping we're not scalping the dunko pop [Music] thank you for being funny man mr dunsley thank you justin time wasn't there a door they closed they sealed the door off they sealed me off i think i hit the limits of the of the demo of the dark souls 3 demo i think i've reached the boundaries they thought this would take hours to beat but i actually beat it within 10 minutes yeah this is i think this is over i think it's time to jump i think it's time to jump wait a minute what about this yeah no yeah it's sealed off sealed off i think they sealed me off here's the door all right what am i getting what am i doing what do i do what do i do where do i go what do i do what does this do give me the power of dish give me luck well i does this knife inflict bleed the bandit's knife or do i need a special knife a bleeder's knife i see it says i have 30 of something 30 there what is that crit 30 crit there's that is that the bleed effect 30 bleed that is bleed okay luck is a scam wait a minute there's a guy called luck uh and he says luck is a scam and this guy would know he would know you guys are trying to scam me luck is useless oh my god luck is useless you guys tried to scam me luck is only half scam i can't believe you guys are trying to scam me on this game this is the hardest game ever made and you guys are trying to scam me this is by far the hardest game and you guys are trying to scam me thank you homesie for right here luck is for brave men who like to roll the dice what about for people that just want to win very easy what's that is that the [ __ ] is this i already beat this guy holy [ __ ] i already beat you what the [ __ ] i have to do this again all right come on this is a cheating guy all right i beat him again beat him again now let's just hope that's the last time you have to fight that guy oh i got the bow and arrow bow and arrow this game is for babies no this game is not for babies this is actually the hardest video game how do i do my uh how do you aim there we go now i can win the hardest video game is cheesy well the hardest that's the hardest game to complete because you don't you want to stop playing after the first level all right now head shots with this item do 300 damage watch boom boom [Applause] something is screaming oh oh oh hey this is this is a shooter this is halo now oh [ __ ] ah what a rare dunko pops i thank you so much for asking these things are so rare you guys you have no idea in fact i shouldn't even talk about them they're so rare i shouldn't even say i'm not even gonna stop i'm not even it's too rare for me to even talk about i'm sorry i'm sure i even mentioned it we are they able to rotate yeah don't go pouch can do anything they can do pretty much anything say you want a car don't go pops is a better car than most cars thank you dunky for all the rare dunko pops you sent me hey you're welcome robot hey now remember i get half of the scalpers fee all right now this is an old dungeon this is where the dragon comes in i remember this part who yes you [ __ ] ass get out of here look at this guys he's look at this that's not good that's no good wait till the dragon gets in here where's the dragon dragon kill dragon attack where's dragon there he is yeah yeah get those guys get those guys shoot that guy yay is he still up there yeah he stopped all right all right let's go now this thing i never remember this this is a trick i know i know this is not a chest i know this is not a chest this is a trick chest this is a trick chest safe to open all right oh there's rare dunko pops in there leah says yeah i don't know why it killed me i guess it must have i guess it glitched people said that was safe so i guess it glitched dark souls 3 is a lot of glitches weird glitches that's why hell didn't mean it's going to be such a big improvement they have so many glitches on this old version [Applause] look at that see that shouldn't work like that all right i'm gonna go and try and open it again i guess it glitched out hi jason and leah hope you're both having a great day thank you [Applause] oh [ __ ] he's doing the thing all that hits that hitch that shouldn't hit ow now where did my money go so leah says this is don't rare dunko pops is in this is this safe i don't i'm not getting a straight answer some people are saying play luck some people say leah's dexterity it's extremely dangerous to take rare don't go perhaps i feel like it is safe i feel like it is safe let's just kill it just to be safe he's laughing he's laughing at me face me face look at how happy he is because he has duncan pops you can hear his laughter deep battle x wow it was safe it was safe i know it was safe i just i like to kill him anyway even though it is safe to open [ __ ] [ __ ] all right i have to do this just right i have to not get hit and oh oh that guy's no no oh oh i can win this i got this i got this i just got to play this just exactly right yeah i think this is bugging out i think maybe this is a glitched glass i'm seeing a lot of glitches here oh it hits down here oh it hits down here too oh oh oh this guy's killing me oh this guy is here oh he kills that guy oh this is fighting game of the year oh oh all right well i think i did that about as good as you can now this is a green orb that's my shoulder that's why it's called dark souls look at this dumb man did you really think that would work did you really think that would work be honest you thought that [ __ ] would work you thought that work no dead this guy is embarrassing embarrassing [Applause] [Music] an embarrassment to the franchise look at this guy he's ripping off my class he tried to pick my clothes an embarrassment to the franchise thank you spooky gym what spells do i have you see this is where i'm losing this is why i don't ever win look at this oh yeah you know they made this game all right how did i get elden ring so early well i know the guy who makes it thank you howard yeah i was talking to the guy who makes these george martin i asked george martin for an early copy and he gave me one all right i'm gonna reinforce the bandit's knife this will make me even more powerful than before what's the point of having this dumb little shield this one just seems better in every single way all the stats on this one are higher except for stability it's just for style you know what i'm going with this you get this nice little birdie on here [Music] the round shield can parry better oh it's that way yeah this is kind of slow let's try the other one now yeah i guess they're about to see are the frames just longer this is just a longer parry window on this one [Music] talk to the grammar what's the grammar gonna say i am but a humble hand made of the shrine weapons armor trinkets and spells i have lots of little things to ease the burden of a weary traveler and yes i'm undead too but not so charitable as to give my goods away fashion one fetch souls and bring them to me as is i want no what's she gonna sell well you need these you need that uh what else you need dried fingers you should need you only definitely need that what else do you need fair and dark i need that this thing you definitely need that torch definitely need that uh leather shield oh is this better than man oh there's a couple shields in here what's the best shield from the shields that we can pick i should i just go with the funny one i have none of them you need the torch i don't need a torch what am i gonna do with a torch i shouldn't mind welcome me oh johannes [Laughter] i'm so i'm so happy you asked me about my rare dunko pops ah you see these things are flying off the shelf just incredibly rare yeah i can't i can't talk anymore about them though they're very secret right now very hush hush if word gets out on twitch about these things shh they'll be sold out faster than you can even look at one they're already they're already just so rare i still haven't even bought my own when do i get the flask the estus flask boost don't i get more of them i want a boost three is not enough to win i feel like this game is cheating me dark souls is famous for cheating the player thank you echo ram you ordered 10 pallets of my dunko pops a month ago don't worry they're coming they're coming these things are real this is not a scam i know i've done scams before this is not one i've done scams before this is not one this is actually real and now i was involved in a lot of different scams but this one is true this is a real non-scam in order to hold the whole dunk coin scandal where i tricked everyone out of their dunk coins and i spent it all i have spent all the money on beer that was a huge one this one is real this is actually a real product it's woodeds i bought 10 dunko pops and we'll flip them for 20 times the price hey that's a good that's a good strategy these things are going you know it's it's like playstation we can't even make enough because these things are so big this was this toy was on the news and they said this is the biggest toy of the season thank you will be thank you will be for the bones where where am i going where am i what is this how do you beat this dumb game this is not the right way here we go all these guys suck [Applause] oh no i thought there was a ladder man i thought there was a guy that goes up the ladder isn't there a ladder man i guess not i knew it i knew that guy was there thank you rock bucket donkey in that new knee you got a rare dunko pop for your grandmother who was a huge dunky fan and before i keep a handed tour as a gift she killed me and took the pop that's how crazy people get for these things yes and that's why i want to warn people i want to put out a warning that these pops bring out the worst in people they see the money they see how valuable these things are and they go crazy so you have to be very responsible with these you have to be extremely responsible with the dunko pops collection you should only show it uh you should only show other people if you know that they're they're big dunko heads like you and that they respect your collection look at this dumb guy you thought that works you think that works come on look at this look at this guy trying to climb up nope look at this dumb guy you're out of here give me that now there's a treasure here climb ladder better t10 uh there is a bonfire near me where no way i know every bonfire i know everyone in the game and i know there's no one here terrible terrible player that would never work that would never work look at this man no no go now look at this guy that would never work that would never work no no no no no no no no no you think that works no no no no no terrible please you call this pvp i'm the thief class everybody said to pick the thief class they said this was the most powerful class i think i'm falling for that one no i didn't actually put the bonfires down if it was up to me i would put them down every i would put them down about every 10 feet i would put a new bottom fire down that would make the game more doable well this is still this thing sucks what does this do 11 strength for this 11 11 arm come on 11 arm for this you've got to be kidding me can we get mr dark soul on the line he did this game all wrong 11 arm for this the silver eagle kite shield children i've seen children carrying this weapon i don't i don't agree 11 arm for that i don't agree how the [ __ ] do you win this part this is impossible man i'm just gonna start sniping yeah come get me come get me ah oh [ __ ] i don't have my shield out yeah all right let's try that oh no oh no oh no no no no oh no my plan my plan oh no what am i what is this what am i doing what is this is this good is this how to win all right now let's go back to my plan what is that what am i the [ __ ] is wrong with my dumb guy look at how dumb he is i am praying my dunko pop gives me a good power to save my family oh yes josh peterson i can't technically we can't say this on the box but some dunko pops have been known to grant powers we can't actually say that into advertising but it has happened before i can't guarantee it but it it has happened have you guys ever heard of spider-man spider-man bought dunko pops look where he is now starring in a feature film nobody's ever heard of spiderman in here i guess there's not a lot of dc comics fans in the chat what about the incredible hulk ever hear about the incredible hulk it is real it is this is real stuff this stuff is famous they saw a hundred of these spider-man shows they've done hundreds it's real it's real look it up type in spiderman show i'm not making this stuff up all right here we go now this guy this guy's a [ __ ] of a guy this is one big [ __ ] you gotta kill that that guy's always trying to oh [ __ ] it already started the fight is already starting no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i'm leaving i'm leaving i'm leaving no no no don't don't no no no [Applause] see you in hell suckers see you at the premiere of spider-man huh tier 3 sub who did a tier 3 sub spirit ski grit thank you thank you for the tier 3 subs ski grip for you i'm doing this watch this one's for you this one's for you ski grit [ __ ] don't worry skeeter i have a better thing i'll do it later later i'll do a better one [Laughter] that is not a scam that is not a scam listen this is not a scam this is not like when i did the tier 3 scam years ago this is a whole different scenario i intended to to honor his sub i just couldn't this is not like the scandal that i did months ago give me that green orb you're going down you're going downtown you are my favorite dunko pop no no no no don't bring up the dropping scam we're past that we've moved past it the dunk community has moved past that scam we don't remember that anymore that's too that's from too far back we're past that scam thank you asylum i bought battlefield instead of gta trilogy no no no i bought gta instead of battlefield i did i did i'm hearing great things about the gta remastered i'm hearing this is they did a great job that's all i have that's it kind of scam [ __ ] is this do i have enough bones to get the next bone yes i do yes i do i'm boning up don't i have a bunch of these i'll eat all these yeah here we go eat this seven of these eat that oh all right this game is pretty much over at this point oh now let's get more dexterity let's do that now this thing i have a no i don't have that yet change estus to only health but then i can't do my funny dash move luck is good i know the blood i know that the blood thing is actually good but there's like certain bosses that just it's completely worthless isn't it some of the bosses like are impervious to believe me so then this is the game is over so that's why you need even more luck so that doesn't happen you can only bleed half of the bosses really that's a scam build how do you win the rest of the fights they're just scamming people out here that's the true scam dark souls 3 this is the true scam want to talk about me this game you could go bleed you could go bleed build it only works on half the game you got scammed at a half the game clinic to get some meds for my herpes outbreak but i decided to sub to you again oh thank you so much robot for not buying your herpes medication and then buying this instead i don't know if your doctor would agree with it but i think oh see look at this this guy oh look i'm stuck i'm stuck this is broken what that's that's broken that's busted i can't believe you guys told me to pick this class doesn't even work on half the game clearly it didn't work on that guy can i sneak through yeah here i go here i go i'm a sneaky guy i'm a sneaky scamming guy ah don't go oh no you know what's really busted in this game how when you get surrounded they all do full damage is that does it actually work like that do they actually do full damage i do that does it actually scale it down a little when you get two hits in a row i feel like it starts to hundred percent damage now with the luck i have just looked this luck deter that yeah there we go the ring of sacrifice now dash elder ring now where's my shield how do i where's the shield oh [ __ ] this guy is tough oh [ __ ] there he goes wait wait i don't want to be down here come on come on holy [ __ ] how the [ __ ] do you win this what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] look at him he's a bastard all my money my money my money my money no no no go go go oh no oh no oh no oh wow he's almost dead fight me oh that's not good boom huh what huh am i good am i good or bad did i win did i win or lose good i see people saying good very good now i'm going to do this like sakura you can do stealth if you move slow you can do still moving slow does still yeah yeah oh oh no oh no i don't want to fight too i don't want to fight two oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] this is bad okay that guy's done [ __ ] this oh no no oh boom how the [ __ ] is normal people supposed to beat this game this game is [ __ ] bogus this is the hardest game they ever did time for rolling oh this is time for rolling so ah the wait has been long and kindled one i am emma high priestess of lothric castle allow me to speak frankly you will not find the lords of cinder here they have left gone to their journey homes converging at the base of this castle head to the bottom of the high wall for john through the great gate and raise this banner to proceed all right kill her kill her why would i kill her they're saying there's are you guys trying to scam are you guys trying to scam me [Music] you guys are trying to re-scam me just because i you guys are trying to get a revenge scam on me just because i've scammed you you guys are trying to pull the spike scam on me just because i've scammed you hundreds of times and you've fallen for it every time including my latest dunko pop scam and now you're trying to get revenge on me but i'm just a non-scammer i'm not falling for that scams they're worth millions they're worth millions i give you five years they're worth millions i should just keep them all because i'll be i'll be the richest man alive if i just keep the whole shipment for myself i'm really doing you guys a favor here i don't have any health i don't have any look at my man i have no power i have no look at this i got this thing i got this eat broccoli i guess eat the broccoli like the [ __ ] that i am that didn't even do any i thought this was health broccoli stamina that's for stamina i just hate broccoli for no reason i'm getting scammed every day there's no way i can win this look at this i can't even beat this guy oh my god oh my god stinky if you push f4 you will summon thinking the tinker will help you fight the for gremlin k by pressing f4 i will summon dinky the tickler dinky the tinkler who will help me fight in the gremlins cave no no you're thinking of you're thinking of elden ring this is not elden ring this is a game that's ripping off of elden ring this is the knockoff version this is called the elvis souls [Music] no not elvis souls not elvis souls eldest not elvis not elvis that's a later game that's the one that i'm gonna make where you play as elvis look at him look at him go look at him go no you guys don't talk about elvis souls that's a new scam i'm developing it's a kickstarter donkey why is this game called souls when d'angelo doesn't even sing in it no d'angelo no soul that is actually a good that is a good point you make mess troop i think d'angelo i think he was supposed to do the score for this but he dropped out at the last second to do red dead come and get me come and get me come on come and fight me you're fighting all wrong what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] that guy's in here too now this is not fair this game no fair yeah what the [ __ ] how do you win what the [ __ ] is this no no no this isn't fair this is not fair this is 2v1 this is unbalanced teams what the [ __ ] oh [Applause] game cheats game cheats talk about scams this is the biggest one of all look at this guy this guy's impossible oh oh oh oh nice try bozo come on bozo [ __ ] come on your bozo [ __ ] you think i'm gonna let you do that coming fake he's got like a magic weapon or some [ __ ] oh that should have killed that should have killed oh [ __ ] come on come on come on yeah face me face me he's done he is done well if it isn't the king of youtube playing the first ever souls type game thank you meek miller what flavors are the dunko pops well they only have one flavor i'm gonna be honest they're actually not meant for consumption some people do get them for that but i say i say they're more for display and for you know maybe as a toy [Applause] i don't recommend actually eating them actually it says on the box ages 15 and up so that 14 year olds won't eat the don't go pop i am so i'm out of health i have no power i should have switched my flask to orange for some reason somebody said uh keep one blue flask i don't know why what he's thinking on that one fight me look at this guy fight me terrible terrible someone help yeah i should summon help thank you dark souls the help is kind of cheating though it's kind of a big cheat but then again this whole game is just cheating me i want to switch this i'm gonna switch this over i gotta be honest i'm not even using this i gotta start using this are the frames on this even good are you am i just a jackass forever using this yes yes i am a jackass just forever using this hey quick question if children were brought into the world by an act of pure reason alone would the human race continue to exist oh that's a scam all right yeah that's a scam that's some kind of scam i'll do the scamming around here thank you very much thank you ziggy thank you for the bone jiggy now hide away here we go come and fight me again you dumb shield gang his shields no his shield is pretty good actually who just shot me this man shot me while he was sitting on the floor [Applause] come on come on boom boom boom i'll see you in elden ring all right now these tips will tell me how to beat this boss head ahead time for a rear thank you the dark souls community is a lot of help to you this guy looks easy all right let's get this guys easy easy guy look at him look at how slow he is that's why he's no good you think that hits you think that hits no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] the hits it hurts this guy's kind of slow he's a little too slow to win no no that doesn't work oh [ __ ] he's really slow hit me with your real moves no no no hit me with a real move try and hit me with a real [ __ ] [ __ ] that didn't work i was trying to be funny yeah ow [ __ ] oh no he's winning oh [ __ ] [ __ ] i have this i have this i have this i win this oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] i might not win this action this guy could actually win he could win very easily here no no no no how about this move how do i aim it [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no wait i'm still winning i'm still winning i win i win i win dumb guy go over there next time try going over here hey [Music] you guys you tell me to pick the best class and then you're surprised when i win now let's go dump all these points into luck the greatest stat is there like a part in the game that actually tells you what stats do i feel like they don't actually ever do that in dark souls they don't actually tell you what anything is this game should the help button what's the help button help oh here we go all right here we go bleed effect strength the higher this value the quicker the bleeding will come into effect okay let's read all this okay okay wow it does tell you everything what is poise the ability to withstand a text without breaking form oh okay wait a minute now now i'm starting to get this where's my uh how do i do this now what does luck actually do just lets you discover items ups bleeding oh it gives me resistance to curses what does dexterity do improves attack strength and reduces spell casting time [Music] oh this gives you frost resist i didn't know that [Music] physical defense oh this is for the equip load okay now what is what is what is a level what is hp one's metal or wheel to live so when i'm running out of hp i'm just losing the will to live oh look at this i could say this refined is this a good idea probably not i could do a raw shield i could do a refined shield be careful should i eat this thing i always eat these you should always eat these right fork served as an outrider knight never far from the fleeting dancer yeah i should just eat them dark souls players are they always know you should eat these right they give you souls by eating these you get more souls do not eat do not eat i see a lot of people saying eat this eat the soul for power do not eat dunk it's a trap i always eat those you can turn them into like a weapon or something right i don't think i've ever done that i just eat them i'm leveling up give me more luck i don't know this luck is already pretty high say i'll say yeah i say i say this and this is what i'll say oh well i should make i don't get any of this did i get any of this thing [Music] better to be lucky than good that's true that's true [Music] oh yeah this let's stop this let's end this scam let's send the esta escape another one roused from the sweep of death well you're not alone we unkindled are worthless can't even die right it gives me connections and they'd have us seek the lords of cinder and return them to their moulding thrones but we're talking true legends with the metal to link the fire we're not fit to lick their boots don't you think how come this is the only japanese video game where they actually hired voice actors to actually do the english dub wait let's go talk to this guy up here all that unkindled and the seeker of lords i am not little calling look not in bewilderment as i say i linked the fire long ago becoming the lord of cinder substantiation be thy want set thine eyes upon my child cause this sad cadaver no need to be coy have a closer look this guy is little no style of our purpose five thrones will take five lords as kindling for the linking i have to fight five lords and five chairs i have to beat the five guys to win the five things of the first thinking of the fire so it is i became a lord of cinder [Music] [Music] i know i gotta get to five things and come back to the five guys i get it i get it how much money do i need this level up i can't wait to buy the cinder pop i'm so close to leveling up i should just eat this in the level and get the quick level up here you can sell pants for souls the pants have souls oh leah put a link to the rare dunko pops that is a rare link that's actually a very rare link i actually told her not to post that link so don't click on that no one click that now over here you'll see elden ring this is where the game elden ring is set we can't actually go there i've already beat this game this is over now i want to thank you guys for watching this stream dark souls 3 one of the shorter ones it's a great game though i think they did a good job and that's gonna be it that's that's the end of the game all right so you can raise banner let's see this is a dlc area oh oh okay here's another boss here's another boss undead settlement he went to high school with those guys this dlc is not bad i will say they forgot to play with your rare dunko pops oh thank you so much pizza enjoyer i'm so glad you asked me about the my new deal with my new dunko pops deal oh yeah it's such a great deal trust me these things are huge these things are going to be huge i'm not going to tell you too much i'm just going to say that these things are gonna be english [Applause] you dumb dogs you're just doing all the fighting for me they beat the game for me the whole dlc has been beaten by dogs don't go pop to replace usd in 2022 that's true people are already speculating that dunko pops will become the currency of the world please grant me death undo my shackles all right you killed it kill this guy kill he says kill him right kill he says kill yes kill i see someone said yes kill oh oh then it's true a champion of ash as i live leah shouted don't cure from downstairs yeah he gives him all the water he kills dumbledore with the water [Music] strike i was once a sorcerer he does give him all this stuff he kills him remember truly i should be dead yet you have granted me purpose anew i y'all of londo do solemnly swear myself to you bye-bye these guys are dead these guys are no good at dark souls they died before i even got here they are rocks no no no no i know racks this is rocks all this stuff this is rocks this this is racks now this guy is the wizard he's a cleaver wizard he has a little lantern and a little meat cleaver and he's afraid of me go oh the second ice the second i stop wait how did i do that oh look at him look at this guy he freaking sucks he freaking sucks look at him oh this guy's no good this guy is absolutely no good at this look at him he can just roll into him what a [ __ ] nope hit me hit me no come on hit me nope the [ __ ] where did all these people come from nope nope nope nope stop trying to hit oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] stop trying to hit me and hit me [ __ ] about duncan terrible terrible at the game absolutely terrible at the game look at this hit me kill me i'm gonna give him one chance i'm giving you one chance to kill go i'll give you one more shot go he's out of here he is weak he's incredibly weak at this game now i have enough money to level up thank you him cool you making dinner what are you making welcome very then hey what about those meatballs here there's no good no more a wild flash is made all right this is called be nice to the wizards gondrick castle this level is gondrick castle or something something like that i think this is where alden's ring is look at this little weasel that guy sucked that's not how you do it i like i sucked this guy's no good who shot me he's out of there weasel stevens is that what this is is this weasel stephen's house here's something right there did that pass i think i passed something up i did something wrong i did this game all wrong something is not right there's some kind of way that i didn't do right and then something is wrong here it is this is where you're supposed to go and you cut this guy down come over here this dumbbell he's terrible oh the repair powder that's very important very very important to get them oh i can interrupt him with my little dumb thing how do you dodge this how do you dodge this oh no here it comes again ow bastard oh look at this guy this is my old character oh that's a good thing to get dash you went there now this guy's being a dick will i release a special edition of the dunko pop well you're just in luck you're just in luck right when you said that i just now released a special edition of the dunko pop called the ancient treasure dunko pop i just now did it go look just as you said which way is better this way or this way look at how strong i am i kill every guy in two hits now this is like if i was playing the game as macho man ah [ __ ] what is it what's this is this good what is this what is this drink the soup where's the where am i who am i fight who who am i where this did i win is this guy alive he's dead this guy's dead this guy is alive he's alive he's alive oh i killed this guy oh i'm strong my guy is so strong look at this where's this guy kill this dumb guy that first hit oh oh my god that first hit i dealt so much damage on that first hit put the soup in your bottle no no it's not like zelda it's not like zelda you can't put the soup in the bottle you need a blanket you need a soup blanket to put it in this guy's only worth 40 40 souls for this guy that's not that's he's not worth a lot have i ever considered a newspaper leah wanted to do a a a donkey magazine she wanted me to make a magazine would you guys buy a donkey magazine would you subscribe to a donkey magazine [Music] wow people love this idea i'll give you guys all good game tips this is a free tip to win at dark souls pick the thief that's just a freebie more good tips like that in the donkey magazine i'll write little articles about stuff i'll say what's the deal with the latest offerings from mcdonald's [Music] no it's not an excuse to go to taco bell this is what people want to hear about people love this what's the deal with two percent milk exactly i could do an article about that what'd they pick two percent from two percent of what oh no what is that what is that what does that mean invaded by the mad spirit what is that how do i turn that off oh [ __ ] there he is how do i turn him off how do i turn him off no how do i turn him off no i don't want that how do i turn this guy off i don't want to fight that how do i get rid of him he's coming to kill turn it off turn it off turn it off turn it turn this off sit on the thing turn it off no no no go away go away [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm gonna scam these guys you've been scammed [Laughter] try to kill me you just got scammed is purple a player or is it just a a it's a ai right where's purple actually a human up here he comes again purple is a i right well if it's a a he can be bested if it was a human it would be easier oh [ __ ] oh not this [ __ ] again not this [ __ ] again go ahead do the scam pull to do the scam turn it off turn it off all right this time i'll get it this time i'll get it this time how do i here watch this [ __ ] hold still oh here it comes don't do something you'll regret don't do something you'll regret hardrick [ __ ] here comes that dumb guy where is he where'd he go where are you you dumb purple guy here he comes all right come on come on hodrick don't make the biggest mistake in your career come on come on that's all you got [ __ ] [ __ ] come on come on you little baby that would never work that would never work oh [ __ ] this guy's the master of pairing he's eating potions come on come on holy [ __ ] he's the master of parrying he's out of potions oh [ __ ] he did it again god no no no no no no he's doing it again oh [ __ ] stop it stop parrying ah [ __ ] no we did it again i'm still alive i'm still alive you son of a [ __ ] i'm still alive you son of a [ __ ] what a battle what a big dead he only parried me three thousand times now i have no powers now i can't even fight him right you gotta turn power around to fight him come and fight me donkey why did you parry him i didn't parry him he parried me three thousand times i got him this time though i know his weakness i understand his place down man every time i would go for a hit i just won't because he'll parry it he is a [ __ ] guy look at him go get out of here with this [ __ ] oh [ __ ] get out of here with this [ __ ] i'm going to parry him see how he likes it [ __ ] perry you [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] how do you kick somebody can you do a kick what the [ __ ] what is that that's not how it works who what was that he's cheating no no no no wow whoa am i your bastard come on you bastard bastard from a basket come on [ __ ] bastard fight me oh [ __ ] boom get this guy i'm going for the kill that's why you never try to fight me in this game don't ever try to fight me in this game you'll never win get that purple [ __ ] out of here looking like dr mundo now first before i go to this part i gotta talk to the giant man we gotta go talk to the giant man first hype train incoming he's a big hype trainer i'm getting real hyped up right now oh oh oh oh oh go away go go no no how many people is behind me that wasn't so bad this guy he's so slow oh [ __ ] god drop me a bone throw me a bone this oh my god there's so many [ __ ] enemies eat the soup eat the soup thank you combo bear and tesla thank you drew thank you guys i feel like they made this game too evil you know it should be more nice i don't feel like they made this right everyone in this is too evil there should be other enemies that are nice to you everyone's trying to kill me [Applause] this game should be happier and easier needs more penguins thank you dinga featherless look at this oh look at this guy he's dumb this man is dumb oh thank you jordan oh oh i'm shooting oh [ __ ] [ __ ] give me this did he he's dead i'm over here now i'm over here this guy he's dead he's out of there there's another guy look at this guy hey dead that guy's dead all right get this that's the thing come over here say this look at this man climb up here i am going to see you grandpa thank you roblox i'm happy that you are going to see me grandpa uh what was that doing i was doing something but then i forgot what i do plank shield interact with cage dudes i've already interacted with cage dudes i hate interacting with them look at this big sword this guy has that's a special sword version oh i knew this i knew this was happening [Applause] oh i know that i know that look thank you boom america in hebrew i'm being arrested for scamming too many times no no i haven't even done that many scams yet i still have more to unfold arrest me later ah that hurt look at this dumb guy hit me hit me hit me thank you glass isn't there a guy you're supposed to rescue oh yeah there goes the item i thought there was like a man suspended in a cage that you rescued and he's called like the timber man he's like a woodchuck do you guys know what i'm talking about the timber man i think he's supposed to live in here he's further ahead thank you riley do i jump down here jump is that right i'm not really seeing any other way i think i gotta jump down a lot of people are saying yes jump down it seems very high up wait a minute you guys are trying to scam you guys are trying to scam again i can't believe this chat actually i thought you guys were on my side so many scams are being perpetrated on me daily by the chat put on the hood i already have the hood on thrall hood what is thrall hood thrall hood gives me i don't know about this i don't know about thrall hood oh it looks kind of funny it's like a funny hat well the funniness factor is good the stats i feel like are not as good i'm losing that physical resistance that i like to have but there is a funniness factor to this kind of look like a funny wish i just like the funnies uh wizards hat from harry potter i feel like at any moment he's gonna say boyfriend [ __ ] where i'll save you ow ow ow oh what the [ __ ] is this the [ __ ] is this huh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [Music] got him gown we're good we're good it's an easy game don't worry it's very easy i really could use some help though right now i really wish i had health here i really would like like an item like second row there's like other health items i like i would like that i don't like how i have no health ability here can i eat this step health is this health eat that use the amber can't i already used one should i eat this maybe i should eat this this might give health eat this right use the bone yeah i should probably use the bone to be honest but that's for little babies do not hit me with that do not hit me with that [ __ ] [ __ ] why didn't i use the ball why didn't i use the ball why did i stay why did i stay i should have used the bomb god damn it all right we gotta do the whole game again you gotta replay the whole game stupid dark soul maybe i can still get a refund on this can you still do a refund if you have 80 hours on and you bought the game 10 years ago maybe i can just run back this is called a run bow strap this is famous in dark souls famous players will often do what's called a runbow straight i'm going for the rumble strap [Music] they'll never catch me in time go go go go go go rumble strip rumble straight i'm doing run bow now where's my soul power yeah rumbo rumbo fight me fight me fight me this man doesn't know about ronaldo oh foolish foolish to fight me absolutely foolish now i want revenge i seek revenge how do i kill how do i aim hold still oh still oh still boom all right hold still all right hold still all right so still one second look at that shoot dead hit him in the head kill that guy all right i got revenge that was the lamest revenge that was the lamest [ __ ] in the world but i got revenge it was one of the lamest revenges tv user notice hashtag dunk stream this guy is your here's your buddy how do you even get up here can you climb up here somehow how do you get up there drop from the bridge i don't know how you do that what am i dark souls wizard what am i the wizard of the world all right so now i do know what we gotta do here though we gotta go talk to big the big guy here comes this guy this guy sucks watch this i need to get my funny stuff now where's my funny items i need this what else is funny this is funny all right watch this come get me come get me [ __ ] [ __ ] okay he's done he's done huh all right the one guy fell down i think he fell down how do you how do you do a kick thank you violin forward and attack all right watch this i'll kick this guy [ __ ] didn't work he's unkickable [Music] oh yeah just brought me a streamer's dinner one second guys i'm gonna eat some of my streamers dinner oh that's good what is it spinach you said and cheese spinach and feather raviolis another one of those unkindled are you all you faceless undead behaving as if you deserve respect no matter heed my words if you've any sense you'll go find a coffin to huddle up inside you here in this land of hollows you're like a frail maiden on the front lines if like the others you'll fool enough to play the champion then go on ahead traipse right past the abandoned church you'll face death and it won't be pretty enough death to leave you broken time after time yeah thank you and civic thank you so much and civic for all the bones no how long ago did he give it a hundred subs holy [ __ ] thank you so much and civic oh i hope he's still here oh my god kick just kick him kick him kick him kick this game no no people are saying do not kick he did he did call me a little [ __ ] he did call me a little [ __ ] after all yeah that is true he did bully me he should bully i'll spam for now he delayed eldon ring up [ __ ] i missed what is it now nothing nothing [ __ ] it's not working don't mind this how do i do the kick right you lost it no no no [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no why'd you guys say this i know i should have never listened to the goddamn scam chat i'm getting scammed this every second i'm listening to this chat i'm getting scammed i'm always getting scammed every second of every day i'm being scammed by this chat is he mad at me forever now he's permanently mad at me right oh i almost got that he doesn't care i can't tell if i'm being scammed or not [Applause] in alden ring when you attacked them they were mad forever so i'm gonna assume that's just how it works in this one too just gonna assume he's still pissed for no reason even though i did nothing i just tried to do a funny kick him off the ledge he's pissed off about that it's okay just say sorry that's a good idea let's go train and say sorry there's a npc that undoes npc agro oh who is that so i actually have to do that otherwise he'll just attack me it's a statue i have to go to a statue to fix it people are saying he's not mad he's not mad anymore i'm mad i'm man nine thousand i lost nine thousand i hate this stupid game dark souls is the worst game franchise i lost nine thousand i don't mean i hate that i gotta say i gotta say out of all the ideas in this the lose your xp that's the most [ __ ] up thing that is just evil i hate it i hate that thing so much i hate that you lose your xp that's evil you got to be a truly evil person to come up with that [ __ ] i'm just going the other way i'm going straight through the hill the hill shot out out shoot him shoot him dumb guy not me okay i can do this i can do this i can do this yeah [ __ ] it does he aim at you i think he just aims at anyone right me.twitch.tv user notice hashtag dunkstream [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he does aim at me right now i know he does don't try to scam me on this don't try to scam me on things i already know the scam for i'm already familiar with the scam but if i'm fast i can outrun the darts [ __ ] thing if i'm really fast and i play this just right i can actually roll through these [ __ ] guy this thing is important right yeah you need i'm just too fast what can i say i knew he aimed for you i'm going for there's another treasure though god damn it there's one more treasure this one right yeah this thing is good i think oh god oh god okay okay i got all the treasures right i got every treasure god what he still i didn't know he could do that i didn't know he still shoots what the hell is wrong with this game so thank you ethan tell me about your rare don't go pops look at this i can show them some in this game robot you want to hear about the the rare dunko pops i'll tell you a little bit i'll tell you just a little bit about him these things are rare those are some of the rarest toys on the market they call this the funko killer cnn called my toy the funko killer all right here we go it's time to kill look at these guys these guys are good you can tell you can tell these guys are good let's do this if i die here i'll be very surprised [Music] come on come on you big dumb tree [ __ ] [ __ ] you hit me that's not good all right i'll just let them win yeah these guys got this i feel like these guys got this let's just rest i think these guys win this oh no oh no where the [ __ ] did that guy come from no oh no i love your videos i keep reaching a bunch of them every day thank you robot you know i think some of the stuff in this is not right i definitely shouldn't have died there can someone watch the replay and check if i should have died there and then say no say no i shouldn't what what the [ __ ] no no my souls all of my souls i don't think this i don't think this game is right this must be a bugged version i don't think they're supposed to hit this hard i think it's a bugged uh copy i think i must have got a bugged version give me my 100 souls how many stalls did i just lose there 8 trillion [Applause] 940 all right that's not that bad that's not too bad not like when i lost 9 000 should i summon go dark mode you know what [ __ ] this tree i'm doing this album why would you play this when far cry 6 is already on sale for only 36 cents far cry 6 is already on sale for 36 cents i still too much [ __ ] me you dumbass tree oh good go down here go down here i like to go down here i don't care give me that hand throw that hand over here where's his where's his where's his balls i gotta hit his balls give me those balls oh [ __ ] hit the balls from power put your balls by me lower the balls onto my character there we go all right now look at this look at this i see one of his balls there we go hit that ball oh no oh no this might kill does this kill you should have killed me when you had the chance yeah dumb [ __ ] tree you should have you should have leafed be alone thank you thank you don't unsubscribe come on don't unsubscribe i almost got my 9 000 back what the hell how is that gigantic tree not even work oh that is so sad that is so sad when you lose the souls i hate that so much i can't believe that's still in this game all right i gotta sacrifice this what does that do 10 rb what does that do that's the best part of the game losing the souls i i gotta disagree with you on that one i gotta disagree on that one this is plus 10 arby's i lose 10 lb i think i get what it's saying i think i get what it's saying it says look do this you lose 10 look lb left bumper left bumper is this i lose 10 on this but i gain 10 on right bumper right bumper is my attack so i get weaker defense but stronger offense it's the way it means nothing huh what does it actually do it doesn't say nothing you can't just put a sacrificial altar and then just say and just not even tell me what we're doing here where's the uh where's the info button who am i even sacrificing this stuff too you know what no i won't do it i won't do it what if what if i'm sacrificing stuff to a guy i don't even like what if it's that one guy that killed me and i've lost all my souls because he attacked me for no reason i won't do it i simply won't do it check the item oh that that might be a good idea where's that i lost it this no this yeah i definitely lost it but here it is a special bone collected by members of the covenant of mound makers discovered in the corpses of their victims only one such bone is found at the vertebrae and the mound makers believe it to be a shackle of the gods yeah i don't like the mound makers i want to make a mound go be a matter [Music] welcome hospital very well then i need more luck that was very unlucky when i died now i should eat this right you should definitely eat this i lost 9 000 souls you guys i have to recuperate my loss by eating these if i eat these souls then i'm back to 9 000. sell it to the grandma she wants to buy this oh look at that she'll buy this is that how much they're actually worth [Music] that's the exact same she pays more but grandma actually pays more wow graham actually pays more than if you eat it um well i don't want to what weapon are they going to make me i already have the best weapon in the game what's this passing fine let this ash be stone nourishment i only hope these new wares content me oh i can buy embers now i can by the grave key oh i want the grave key tower key hmm so you guys are saying to sell these items to grammar and everybody is in agreement here i'm seeing everybody is agreeing on this keep watching sell it to the grammar show grandma show them to you you don't want these you don't want these future wolf what are you gonna do with a boreal soul what are you gonna do with the soul of the rotted great wood fashion one yeah you guys told me to kick that guy wait where'd the guy go buy a dried finger from the grammar does this he wants this do i do this art of extracting and coalescing the essence of the soul in transposing a twisted soul its true power transference to thee thy purpose is to seek lords and slay oh it shows you what they do just gives me the hollow slayer great short [Music] i don't want that this was used for a lifetime by a masked knight harbors the fears that lurk within the minds of hallows bestowed to mironite yeah that sounds pretty dumb big hammer this guy got a big hammer it's got frost it causes frostbite hmm dirty sturdy arm that thing sucks that's this now the spear i could actually use this i might actually be able to use this this inflicts poison maybe i do want this wait it says here a terrible weapon this is a terrible weapon one of the curses this is a terrible weapon it does no damage the spear is his right it's like rotten meat it's like swinging around a big piece of rotten meat the feeding foes restores hp oh i want that actually i want this actually i want that oh what is this recovers hp with attacks what you guys what the heck good thing i didn't eat the thing wow i didn't know you get this oh look at this i have this oh my god i have so much power now oh my god i have this wait my weight ratio is not good whatever you can go up to 70 oh thank you the people want to know about the rare dunko pops the rare dunko pops huh so you want to know about the rare dunko pops well don't don't tell anybody i told you guys afford to get something that i've told you guys out there will be hell to pay but i'll say this buy now buy now before prices get too high that's all i'll say all right let's go to the junk ass bridge hey dunk it's my 22nd birthday say happy birthday levi happy birthday db thank you for the birthday bones be sure to go eat your birthday cake guys i don't think i put my stats right i have no stamina no dexterity i need more strength i need more strength and dexterity to even use that stun short i just made that horrible horrible sword that you get excuse me whoa oh whoa whoa i got the worker head i got the worker hit all right i'm gunning it i'm gunning it quit buying luck i don't know i feel like i need more that was very unlucky when i lost the 9 000 souls i feel like if i had higher luck i wouldn't have lost those that really was biting into my play through i really hate it when i lose like a big chunk like that come and face me face me big dummy come and fight me you think these guys will save you oh [ __ ] oh no oh no no no wait i'm alive i'm alive i'm still alive i'm still alive very foolish very very foolish to leave me alive you guys thought i was dead you thought i was dead and that's why you always put stats into luck that's why you always put stats into luck i feel i should put more stats now into luck after that [ __ ] [ __ ] now now from what i remember there is a small rat to fight yeah here they are these little small rats that's it oh and a big one this one yeah i remember him that guy kind of sucked thank you [ __ ] that was not cheesy i did not kill cheesy if it was cheesy i would have killed them earlier than that no i did not kill cheesy i did not kill cheesy but i would but i didn't if it was him i would but i didn't if i had the chance i would but he's not in the game so i did all right oh [ __ ] he's back oh [ __ ] i didn't i thought he died for permanently oh he's coming to get me go go go go go go it's just like he's thinking rather e look at these other dumb guys trying to fight me oh no no oh no no no no no no no no no no why do they do like that why do they do it like that no we're stopping this here i'm cutting this tail off it gives you the rap sword you big [ __ ] thank you no i didn't lose the souls i didn't lose the souls this the soul no no no i did not lose i did not lose i've seen ratatouille get this dumbass dog out of here you are a [ __ ] that's what you get that is what you get thank you cartoon sword all right now we're about to find out if this guy is still mad at me up here oh [ __ ] i don't like that feature i don't like that feature i miss the sakura where you can come back when you die dark souls pass that in patching coming back to life like secular give me the extra life pitch where's that dumb dog get that get that dog now where's my souls where's all my souls at are they actually down in the trench that's not fair that's not fair if it pushed him there or did i get them back already [Applause] come on come on come on come on come on come and get me coming get ah [ __ ] come and fight ah [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that hurts that blood loss thing kills you holy [ __ ] now how do you actually get down into there no no dunko pops are not microwave safe no no no no no don't go pops are not microwave safe he's still pissed that's how you want to play it if that's how you want to play it if that's how you want to do this don't come crying to me you know what i'm gonna let this guy off with a warning i'm gonna let off i'm gonna let him off for the warning stop chasing now stop chasing stop trying to kill me now stop fighting stop fighting go away now go away go back to your home save me onion save me onion onion onion save me onion he's heading you shave shave save me save me i'll see you later sucker that's why you should never try to face me in this game dunko pops good cupholders uh what game is nice i gotta say no one now they're very like a weird shape that a cup wouldn't go on this is the dark souls game now watch this i can actually kick this guy off i'll kick him off [Applause] huh is he man he's killing me now all right this guy is angry at me now yeah yeah don't try to face me do not try to face me don't hit me don't do not punch do not punch this whole tower is all pissed off at me let's go hit the onion guy now ah [ __ ] forgot about that don't you have to jump off somewhere for like a secret bar battle where's the secret battle there oh no that's not right listen i'll beat this game i will beat this game i'm almost done with it pretty sure i'm almost done see look at this guy i'm not fighting these guys again oh [ __ ] this guy's mad too this guy's still mad okay all right a lot of people are trying to kill me right now where's my souls where's my souls no i don't want to go this way i don't want to go this way no no this is the wrong way [ __ ] [ __ ] it i'll go this way i don't think they can hop down oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] why is he hit so hard he's so fast he's cheating he's cheating he's cheating cheating cheating cheating cheating cheating ow okay oh god he's cheating eat the potion eat the potion no no no no no no no let me win [Applause] that was a rough fight that was a rough fight that was a very rough fight all right let's go get my stuff back need more luck people are saying i need more luck is that correct that sounds right i'm not really an expert at doing the builds more luck does sound right to me look everybody's gone ah ty lee i'm so glad you asked me about dunko pops this is the hat uh this is the hot toy dunko pops is very very big this year i think if you if you get one funko pop related object it should be dunko pops instead where's all my souls at did i lose all my souls did i lose them all now kick him i will not kick him i do not kick this guy [Music] oh don't disappear like that you have me downright worried but thanks to you an epiphany has struck me square in the head i've unraveled the riddle of this inscrutable lift it's in the tap how do i even go back up though is there even a way to go back up hey oh donkey i'm two months stunk stream subscriber thank you one cuddly bear [ __ ] it [ __ ] it here we go look at this little guy you should have waited this guy's easy this will be an easy fight there's no music even it's not a real boss if there's no music holy [ __ ] that did a lot ah [ __ ] hit him onion man hit him oh we got him on the ropes we got him on the ropes we got him on the ropes he's out of there he is out of there what a pathetic pathetic enemy that was quite a performance but you mustn't get in over your head we unkindled must put our duties first but for the moment we have a toaster maybe yeah your valor my sword and our victory together long may the sun shine we win we win we win we win [Music] what am i holding am i supposed to be holding onto like a cow's udder or something yeah this is a glitch version comfort ahead this is comfort ahead good good good job more people want to hear about the rare dunko pops people just cannot stop talking about this rare dunko pops i don't know what's gotten into these people twitch chat a q a all right i'm gonna do it i'm going to do the limited this is kill the onion man this is a limited one time dunko pop q a thank you ghetto mcmuffin i'll answer any dunko pop related questions for only for three minutes where can i find these dunko pops they're on donkeys castle.com well you can go to donkey's castle and click on the link that'll take you to the yeti how old is the how old is it well archaeologists say it's at least seven thousand years old but no man can be truly sure but around seven thousand years will dunkle pop save my marriage yes yes are they good yes they're very good can dunko pop swim uh can they swim baby they might float they could maybe float in water probably can you use them as a weapon you can but you shouldn't they shouldn't be used as a weapon but if push comes to shove and you're in a desperate scenario maybe are duncal pops poisonous well do not do not eat them they're dude they're not edible they're not to be eaten it's not made out of cheese does dunko pop make a good pet yes actually i'm glad you asked me that uncle pop is one of the best pets you can have you don't have to feed it you don't have to take uh take care of the doo-doo part it doesn't go pee-pee on all over your house and pissing [ __ ] all over the [ __ ] floor it's one of the best pets it's one of the all-time best pets are dunker pops eco-friendly yeah of course of course what celebrities have endorsed tonka pops oh bill murray bill murray loves them um jack nicholson i believe wanted uh wanted an order he wanted a plate of them he wanted them delivered on a plate well don't go pops fight the goblins yes they will will dunker pops get you laid yes they do they do that they do actually do that are the dunker pops a good wife um well they'll give you a lot of space if that's what you want in a wife then that's it's a good way for them do dunko pops bleed blood no no they do not they do not bleed blood there is this is bloodless dunko pops this isn't like funko pops where they're gonna be bleeding all over the floor like a piece of [ __ ] this is dunko pops this is a higher quality uh production does fluffy own one no he does not fluffy is not allowed to get one i said when i put these into production i said i don't want fluffy to have one he cannot get at these do dunko pops pop no no they do not pop these are poplars these are popless toys do they speak to you no they they they shouldn't be speaking to you if you'd if you heared well some people have said they do speak to them if yours starts speaking to you just call the uh call the support number but that shouldn't happen usually are you allowed to purchase a thousand at a time no no no no you can't get a thousand at a time they are deboned yes they are deboned wow these are a lot of questions about this there's a lot of duncan pop questions i didn't think there would be this this does they're very it's a very big this is a very big thing they will not do your taxes no that is not a current feature we're thinking about that for the next uh version though are they flammable are they flammable babes don't even try it you'll be arrested if you try to set if you try to set one on fire they'll set you on fire i'll just say that and you'll be killed and you you'll be dead are they psychic uh probably i would say probably 70 chance can you use them as currency only in some countries we're still working with um we're still working on that only in some countries is it a currency like if you go to brazil by any chance if you're in brazil for the weekend that's a you know that's a huge taxi drive you just hand one off to the driver you'll say thank you your whole ride is free how many dunko pops should you buy if you want to swim in them like a pool like scrooge mcduck i say about two i say if you get two that's like a big pool of them they are gluten free they are gluten free all right i'm closing i'm closing it off no more questions i'm closing it off i'll never i'll never uh i'll never respond again i'll never talk about them again all right i'll talk about him later oh whoa what whoa whoa i will say this though i will say this about them compared to dunko pops funko pops is [ __ ] pops that's all i'm gonna say and i'm leaving it there tour this guy the [ __ ] this isn't fair why is this two of this guy i don't like that i don't like that face me face me face me she said it never faced me how do you go on this thing is that this looks like a secret this looks like a secret this isn't a secret wait a minute this is a secret now this isn't a secret at all jesus [Applause] what what are they shooting at me ow how how how [ __ ] get out of my way i don't like those guys flynn's ring whoa flynn's ring huh all right i'll take that that sounds pretty powerful flynn's ring is only good once you find doug's pants i'll be on the lookout for doug's pants did i [ __ ] this up did i [ __ ] up i [ __ ] up didn't i oh there we go there's my health back thank god thank god i did not want to jump down here without health that's [ __ ] up that's [ __ ] up now you gotta take damage is there a way to do it without taking damage oh i want that the old donkey used to answer questions about dunko pops listen my knowledge on dunko pops is very valuable when these things become the next uh us dollar the info that i've already granted you will be considered a gold mine it'll look back and go donkey was right donkey was right all along now i'm a trillionaire you piece of [ __ ] game you are a piece of [ __ ] stupid dark soul game this is a stupid game this is a stupid game made by a stupid stupid man [Music] the souls are still not lost yet fake yeah at least i didn't lose my uncle listen i lost my souls but at least i didn't lose my dunko pops thank you cinnamon squid will you be able to buy dunko pops with rare dunko pops can you get a less rare version are you going to get his ass dlc for elden ring step what you're asking jazz you get sonic's golden ring i'm killing this guy i'm not letting this guy [ __ ] with my souls [ __ ] [ __ ] i cannot lose my souls i've already lost nine thousand don't compound that should have backstabbed that should have maxed it i hate that i hate that i hate this i hate the game i hate the game i hate the game i'm leaving so uh who here's heard about the rare dunko pops guys we have some of these duncan pops at our house right now gotta tell you there where's the hype i'll answer a couple dunklepop questions before he uh decides to come back [Music] listen i've only scalped a few of them i have sculpt maybe a dozen okay a reasonable amount uh let's see what rare earth metals are they made of uh they haven't been tested in a lab yet but they feel like a rare plastic not like normal plastic they feel distinctly rare do they grant wishes uh you have to buy one and find out about that if you guys could uh whoever gets one you can test it and then you can let everyone know if they granted wishes or not um are they 3d printed no they're not 3d printed they're made in a special mold that only we have exclusive access to thank you worm vg for becoming a tier three sub to jason yeah it is a rare mold oh decent coming back he's coming back i was answering questions about duncan pops without him i was giving out unauthorized info forget everything that's happened don't listen don't forget all the stuff that leah said by the way this game should be called dick souls is that's what it is what did you say babe about jungle they are very cool that was right when she said that everything she said about how cool they were that's all right it's made from a rare plastic i didn't know that must be true thank you book i'm get i'm killing this guy this guy made me lose my souls you don't make me lose how many did i lose 8 000 how many did i lose in total now i lost like 17 000 in total i could have beaten this game by now i could have been level 90 by now what is my build my build is i dumped all my points into luck and i have a funny knife and a stupid hat and i hit people with a knife thank you named user it is kind of like a [ __ ] build i gotta be honest the blood is not actually procking on anybody oh god oh god oh it worked it went off it went off but then i died this is the talk miyazaki the creator of dark souls i hope you are enjoying my game oh thank you so much mia jackie this is a great game you guys did i will say i slightly would prefer blonde wonderland but you guys check a great second place a great runner-up thank you abe yeah if i if i was playing ballon wonder world right now i'd be playing his hot head that's the character that i would want to be right now all right come on come on you big dick come on you big ass [ __ ] i hear the [ __ ] giant trying to shoot me i hear him up in the tower trying to shoot me right now or is he just shooting at something else come on come on come on you're gonna root it god [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no no no no no no no no no no ah i have this i have this i have this you bastard no 15 000 souls oh he only gave a thousand but i did get his hammer maybe the shield is good i can't use it you need 50 strength to use it i will never be able to use this i located and obtained a rare dunko pop and i was blessed the next morning with several new cheeses in my fridge that is a true story thank you portal for sharing the true story hi thank you prime fight me big cup guy this is cuphead [Music] when will i make a brand of cheese oh that's a great question actually a lot of people have been requesting me to do a brand of cheese just very recently and only one person but still it's something that i'm looking into thank you funic if i did the cheese i would do listen this is what i would do and you know that i would have to do it exactly to my vision i would do this is what i would do i would do a queso dip higher quality queso dip than you're used to seeing in stores because you go in the store you see that tostitos it's like cheese was in a mug absolute [ __ ] absolute total [ __ ] i would do it right i would do it how it's supposed to be mine would be more like the one they give you at chipotle you ever get the chips and queso there it would be more like that it would have like a thinner a thinner consistency you know the tostitos cheese is like is too yeah it's too big i would do it you know i would have to do it my way and it would be very high quality would have to be served fresh it would be a very fresh stuff and it would be real treat real real cheese no it's not six hundred dollars it's not six hundred dollars it's eight hundred dollars it would be eight hundred dollars for a little thing but it would be the best queso you ever had thank you gobo no no you don't dunk the dunko pops into queso no no no no no used as an amiibo dunko pops listen currently donko pops cannot be used as an amiibo but we're talking with nintendo and i'm just going to throw this name out there maybe you've heard of him reggie reggie nintendo we're in talks we might get amiibo functionality placed in reggie did not [ __ ] your wife he would never do that he was too busy talking to me about adding the amiibo functionality to dunko pops i love you boo actual exo thank you vibrant thank you for the bones now i'm in the haunted forest the haunted forest is really weird mac and cheese dunko brand mac and cheese well leah loves mac and cheese that would be more of a leah project but maybe we could collaborate with my queso and her mac and cheese maybe a collaboration is in the works and maybe it could have amiibo functionality you put a dunko pop in a bucket of gasoline that's not correct that isn't it you need to read the instructions next time you are not handling them correctly what is that jumping off dunko pops jumping off jumping off diaz trail mix are you doing a trail mix babe they said you're doing a trail mix that's bad info that's bad info [Music] it's a scam oh what the [ __ ] can you believe this [ __ ] can you believe this game even though i do everything exactly right and you guys see this you guys see me playing this game exactly right every move i'm doing is exactly right and still i'm punished punished for playing perfectly that's why i'm making my own dark souls it's going to be called dark souls but much better it's going to be called much better dark souls it's going to be developed by me and i'm going to make it all all the things are going to be right this time oh oh god oh god oh god oh god that's a big hit even darker souls exactly exactly oh wait that's not the right way who's in here somebody was in here this is a circus thing some kind of circus animal must have got knocked out of here this is called the purple he's dead now called dim souls it'll be just like this but everything is just a little bit easier it's just called dim souls very similar but just just a little bit easier and everything is just a little bit brighter everything on the screen is just the brightness is just going to be higher all around come on come on you are a [ __ ] you are a [ __ ] come on don't throw that at me you you should be dead you should be dead come on come on come on there he goes what a fight what a fight [Laughter] is there any other thing i could use what's this dude is this any good i could potentially use that is there anything that scales with luck i'm seeing that nothing really is scaling with luck in this whole game actually i'm kind of thinking that i got scammed here i kind of feel like i've been scammed in a major way [Applause] you no no no go away them sold has better weapons it's true it's true dim souls would have guns and we have uh do we have just all the same weapons as this but just bigger and funnier no no no no no no no no no divine tone mourns ring oh what's morning miracles okay i don't need that look at this little guy you just bought the bowser's big bean burrito hat oh my god oh my god now i'm not supposed to talk about the hat i'm only supposed to talk about dunko pops today but i will say a secret about the hat look at the back of the head for a secret just keep this off the record oh hello how do you do i am henry of astora unkindled like you this is horus a friend and travelling companion are you too in search of the lords of cinder we are well along the road of sacrifices below us is the crucifixion woods beyond the flooded woods lies fair and keep home of the undead legion further yet is the cathedral of the deep fresh tackle home of the grim aldrich we may go our separate ways now but we are both seekers of lords the next time we cross paths one may find the other in a timeless need may the flames guide your way this is the [ __ ] shut up [ __ ] low all right let's go back to the base why are you guys saying to kill i already killed too many people i already hit the giant i already killed that dumb guy that i stole all my souls aren't you i am serious of the sunless realms former servant of the divinity duties we each bear but one's duty is a solitary affair i doubt we've much to gain from fraternization blessing of the moon upon your how do i fix how do i fix this how do i fix my build i feel like i've dug a huge hole i feel like i've dug an unescapable hole by dumping all of my points into luck and now it's too late to fix this i think i've made too many mistakes you can't fix perfection no i don't want any more luck i have enough luck 23 is enough i need more dexterity and health put more into luck no not more in the luck robot not more luck not more luck i don't want more luck god damn it no [ __ ] it i hate this what if i do this what exclusive info how many 16. there's only 16 bowsers big bean burrito hats yes 16 all right bad news bad news guys there are only 16 bowser big bean burrito hats available those really those sold out like immediately oh there's not many beanies either dang we showed out of those quick all right well i guess this is red alert this is defcon 10. if you wanna hit get in there swipe one up i guess there's only 16 left jesus that was quick now i wanted this the burrito one there is some more beanies left you think beanies will be gone before tomorrow beanies will be gone before tomorrow the assist but there is still some beanies but bowser hats are flying off the shelf you can't keep these things in the store now do you how are you guys feeling about this weapon this sounded pretty good to me but i would need i need two more strength which is not that bad and a lot more dexterity but it scales with dexterity but it only has a c scaling is c scaling any good it's bad it's not good there's a luck sword there is not a luck sword no there is not a luck sword i'm being scammed right now if there was a luck sword i would know how late into the game is the luck sword right now right now i can get it holy [ __ ] the burrito had just sold out all right tower all right leah saying burrito is sold out but beanies are still in stock [Music] they're gonna be gone quick thank you fat boy so you guys are saying kill this woman to get the luck sword it's a luck sword thank you for the burrito hat donkey kill her for the luck sword you need 50 points in luck scam some people are saying scam some people are saying sham they are lying to you get scammed it's a scam babe look this up [Music] what is this what is the name of the sword what is it called you guys if this is if this is such a non scam if this is such a non scam what is it called angry sword straight sword henry short sword does it completely oh i can do her questline and get it oh i can do the question click on the sword oh that is the sword where does this i'm not seeing that it scales with luck do a search for luck on that page that's not how you spell luck man scroll around its attacks are boosted by luck it wasn't a scam i'm going for the kill well wait what's the question how hard is the questline well sometimes the quest lines are too crazy tv user notice hashtag dunk stream thank you enormous thank you for the bolds sometimes the quests are really hard and confusing too long sometimes it's just easier to kill quest is too long now this killer give me the sword get him out how am i gonna fight both of these people just give me the sword oh yeah i have to kill him too that's her buddy ah [ __ ] [ __ ] you horse all right i'm going for horus first you should have never had a good item horace put me down put me down don't kill don't kill don't kill don't kill this is a big battle they should have crazy music for this fight oh he's going for a big move no no no no oh god damn it come on horse come on come on oh that's a big hit that's a big bleed hit come on young bastard you're out of health oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that hurt die die die die die he's dead he's out of there horses out there yeah horses out of there this is kind of [ __ ] up you guys this is really [ __ ] up this is like evil man this game is like evil this is evil stuff but i do get the good weapon i mean this is a good weapon though for me to get all right now let's see what's the deal with this funny weapon that's so funny i don't even have enough strength to put it on what a waste what a waste of time all right let's keep going this is a crazy game use it two-handed does that make it you can use it you can use it even though you don't have the right thing if it's two-handed i didn't know where is it even fifty percent more strength do you think it's any good right now or do i not have enough points in the look yet how about the dagger is better i wow he's so strong how [ __ ] [ __ ] oh god [ __ ] i want that weapon stamp page i don't even think this shows you the stance does it isn't it like a secret it's like a secret thing it's like a secret stamp sword pressures to anime another unkindled the dullest type of blade found in the ruined land of a store only it was once the sword of an earnestly noble figure and its attacks are boosted by that elusive essential property unique to humans luck so it's not even going to tell me what the scaling is it's just a mis it's a mystery oh wait a minute the attack power is really high yeah yeah i don't know 167 for how fast this thing is though maybe once i get this upgraded maybe once i get upgrades on it then it'll be better f scaling well maybe that's that's going to be my endgame weapon then hey does this add to your weight does it does add to your weight doesn't it how do you get the uh is there like a person you can buy the the sharp stones from isn't that usually how it works there's a sharp stone salesman dang this knife is getting pretty weak on these guys used a twinkling stone all right let's go back let's go back and work some magic the sword heals you yeah that is that is true it does heal twinkling stone where do you get the twinkling stone twinkling stone from the big lizard so right now i'm doing a twinkle upgrade where is my thing oh can you not even do this is it already in a it's already in its own zone twinkling tight knight i see it's already in its own zone it's already in a whole different zone big lizards where do you find a big lizard big lizard in the starting area what no no you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna eat this guy i'm gonna sell him to the grandma [ __ ] it this is funny all right now let's go get some more luck i need a little more luck here actually maybe i want health because that's still getting me 40 hp on a level that's pretty big now you're saying there's a lizard in the starting zone i didn't even get him back here all the way back in the very very start jump on roof you fought it for 20 minutes that guy that one guy i killed that guy i killed that guy and i got his powers didn't i i defeated that guy the big big lizard he didn't kick my ass no no no go back go back and watch the stream i i won on the first hit and the first in the first fight i already defeated him everyone was so amazed it was one of the most amazing moments he drops a scale so i don't want to scale i don't even want his dumb scales what you're saying see look he's dead i killed him first thing i did i booted this game up and i came here and i killed him and i fought him immediately and i destroyed him a lot of people were scared of me the chat was very scared of me when that happened it's those small little glower guys right that's who drops it that they run away when you hit them right tree jump i gotta do a tree jump all right i'm going for a big tree jump somewhere all right i'm going french i'm seeing somebody put a creepy face and said do it like this is a the latest scam when he said do it like that i felt like this is part of the latest scam she says do it and then creepy me see that's why i think that's not maybe this is not right next i'm seeing he he do it do it joker and then there's picture of the joker tree jump is fun and easy oh well all right it was easy then i'll do it now where is this tree jump that i'm hearing so much about where is this jump exactly back right upstairs this way right where is that tight knight just by the tree here it is this tree right look this is a little guy in here here it is found it now it should be somewhere over here i'm thinking oh there's another ladder that's nice to see you see this is why i'm going to elden ring if this was alden ring i could jump right here so basically what you guys are saying and i think i'm getting this right you're supposed to run up this and jump from this tree and it's fun and easy right yes yes exactly exactly people are saying yes go farther up the tree fun and easy is this actually right is this actually the jump this is it ah happy one year subversary it is fun and easy pops do i need to become immortal how many dunko pops to become immortal yeah i said three four this is kind of fun and easy remove all items does that make me jump higher all right i'm going to remove all items to jump higher is that good it can't be harder than the shitty mario odyssey jump can't be any tougher than that remember that [ __ ] yeah i can tell i'm getting very close wait a minute wait a minute you can get really high up in that tree i do see why they put the luck item up here because you have to be very lucky to make this shitty jump it's very cohesive oh it's a [ __ ] bone it's a stupid bone you guys tricked me i've been scammed i've been scammed again i'm going down i'm going down i've been scammed i'm walking down wow [Music] me [Music] pickle rick pickle rick is here i don't know what the [ __ ] is going on pickle rick calm down pickle rick i'm just looking i'm just here for the crystal stone that indiana jones should have picked up this is a secret wow oh it actually was all right is this right you guys am i winning calm down calm down i think i'm i think i've been scammed i think i've been scammed once again i think i'm gonna jump off i think it's time to jump off the roof wait a minute i could have just went this way this would have been way easier i could have just jumped from here i could have just easily jumped up here maybe not it's impossible to jump off anything in this this is clearly where the secret is oh there he is get back here oh oh there it is there it is wow that's a big secret holy [ __ ] that's a big big secret i don't think i would have ever found that in my whole life oh the ladder oh kick the ladder down am i high enough to kick it down go back into the secret wall go back into the secret wall and kick the ladder let's see what pickle rick is up to [Music] why are you always saying the same thing no you guys pickle pee is pissing me off use the stone use the stone drop the prism stone the prism stone huh so that's what you guys think i should do huh i don't got that i don't got the prism stone i gotta be honest i gotta be real here drop the beer [Music] give to pickle rick give pickle rick a item roll forward and you'll get a snake ring that sounds good i'll do that so you have to give pickle rick an item of his choosing and then he'll do something funny [Music] beer fire bomb [Music] black fire bomb and a couple other items can be given to pickle rick how do i uh i just want to leave them one i don't want to leave them the whole stack will this actually leave them the entire stack [Music] leave selected oh here we go here you go pickle rick come eat it you idiot this is why i don't watch rick and morty all right you bastard you know what i'm gonna do i'm gonna lure him out and kill him i'm gonna lure him out and kill him just like i've killed everyone else in this stupid game in this stupid game i'm gonna lure him out and kill pickle rick just like i've killed every other and then i'm gonna kill i'm gonna kill every single npc in this game and then i'm gonna rage quit here he comes here he goes nothing happened oh you get oh he gives you item oh you can scam him into getting items oh he's stupid oh he's very stupid oh he doesn't want that twice okay so it's only for unique items i see i see how it is give him a beer all right i'll give him a beer this is my only beard though he better appreciate this whoa that's a pretty good price do i have any other items he likes oh people are liking that give him a bone give him a bone how are you supposed to figure this out are you just supposed to just drop every item by him iron bracelets okay what else does he like what else does he like give him bones give him bones loretta's bones give him the bones i'm seeing old discolored human bone with several holes bored into it a woman's corpse was found clutching this bone her name was loretta drop the bone do not do not drop the bone i'm hearing i'm not giving him the luck sword i'm not giving him that no way the skull i'll give him that i don't give a [ __ ] about that eat a skull all right okay what's that did i just get huh smash on ground to say hello a strange head of horn unknown origin carved from arch tree it speaks when thrown underground this head says hello have another look do you sense the amicability in its eyes what the [ __ ] is this thing what how about a branch does he want a branch oh i'm gonna use the hello head don't worry about that does he want a rusted coin all right all right calm down i'm using it i'm using it i know i know use this thing it's funny [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] what the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] who came up with that this just sounds like diaries dyrus is in this oh where'd it go you can drop it off of a big ledge i'm gonna [ __ ] i'm gonna invade somebody and i'm gonna drop that head on him from a thousand feet up in the air and scare the [ __ ] out of somebody [Music] you can equip it oh this is a good game after all i didn't know this was a good game i didn't realize this was actually a good game okay yep [Music] okay now i'm starting to solve this game now i'm starting to get how this game works oh no oh okay i'm still fine who's this guy i'm kindled and fast on the trail of the lords absconded then these red eyes are for you use them to pillage endless and briefly heighten your strength for your duty what else are unkindled ash is good for [Music] i'm getting good at this go back i got to go back oh god damn it i got to make the jump again oh god damn it what is the snake ring gonna do who am i solid snake what am i metal gear zeke oh no hello hello all right let's do this i'm gonna do this on the first attempt i've i've downloaded this hello second attempt third fourth attempt i will do this fifth try and i win this six one and i can do this you guys have to remember i'm a mario master mastered mario this is just like mario this is the same controls this is just like how to mario i go i love you know i did i get this i get this i get how this is boom hello oh no now where is this snake ring that everybody loves ladder behind invisible wall where you fell [Music] so there's another invisible wall over here that's what you guys are saying hmm dish and roll off this ah [Music] ah this the covetous silver serpent ring fallen oh that's good that's a good one oh dang well now i have so many good rings i don't know which one to lose hmm this life ring is still pretty decent [Music] flynn is not that good this life ring come on knife ring that's pretty good that's 50 hp that's like an extra little tiny hit [Music] flynn ring is only good if you're naked [Music] flynn sucks [Music] hmm i don't know flynn raises attack can i just look at my stats and see like what the attack is raised by wait i got a new hat look at this new hat i got oh there's a big funny hit oh this is a funny funny hit oh look at this this guy looks here we go this is exactly right hmm dang now i got a lot of options here a lot of decisions to make the brigand gauntlets hmm kind of like in the brig and gauntlets here i don't have a lot of physical resistance [Music] life ring lowers your resistances really i feel slower i feel like my role isn't as good am i just losing my mind you have like don't you have three different roles [Music] naked roll is better this is mid-roll okay yeah i don't know if i could even afford to do less than that though i think i'm just gonna have to go with mid-roll now watch a good shield here [Music] plank this is a good one it says i can't even hold this oh no it's just why is this so shitty oh it has a different move shield bash what does that mean whoa this is good this can't be good this is terrible this looks terrible double shield how do you do a double shield all right i don't know about this one you guys i'm not i'm not liking that i'm liking this a little more sometimes i just like to go for a little parry all right i think this is i think i'm getting pretty good here oh wait we need to bring the snake ring on though somebody says this lowers resistances which is pretty [ __ ] up it doesn't oh it doesn't it doesn't oh i'm thinking now wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute now wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute how do i check my uh kill my kill stats let's go talk to the man let's go talk to the hammer man and see what this flynn ring actually does how does the ring not even does it not even tell you right now i'm at 145 oh no that's the upgrade right now i'm at 1 133 133 take off the ring all right is this this is not even telling me that this is just telling me this is just telling me the stats on the weapon there's not even a way for me to check attack is there in your status window [Music] all right let's go check let's go check how do you do it this one right weapon 140 oh 140 okay now let's get rid of it let's get rid of it and let's see five it's giving me five that's hmm that doesn't seem that big five does not seem that big so we're doing five we're doing five damage versus what like 30 40 50 health life ring is like if i put one extra stat in the health take armor off if you're using flint oh oh yeah it's better with i want the armor though i make a lot of mistakes so i'm thinking flynn not a good idea for me i think that's that's i'm happy with that jimmy's coat you're making that up there's not an item called jimmy's coat you're just making [ __ ] up now all right all right now let's upgrade my special sword oh look at this damage on this look at the damage on this all right what's this 135 let's check this out [Music] 190. did you find jimmy's code yet no i didn't find jimmy's coat yet we're still searching but i feel like it's close alright let's go back to the game upgrade the sword i already did i upgraded it now here's the thing though i feel like i'm going to be swapping between this and the dagger because dagger still has dagger is very fast and safe and the bleeding when it goes off it does a ton holy [ __ ] okay this kills in two hits this guy took five hits with the dagger he takes two hits with this [Music] the sword is just gonna beat it out every time is the damage already too broken on the sword for me to even bring out the bandits knife oh this is a guy this is a big guy oh he's mad he's mad for no reason uh [Music] wow [Applause] keep an eye out for tony in this area okay apparently tony is it should be around here i can get this guy i can sneak i can sneak up i can sneak and kill [ __ ] how [ __ ] holy [ __ ] wow what's my move what's my special move what's this do that's my move huh well this is doing a lot of damage but i do lose my funny dads from the dagger the dagger has that funny dad that dad just pretty crazy fair and cool you lose luck using the sword that's not true that's not true you lose luck no you don't lose it that's not how it works that's a scam oh god oh big crap oh god he cannot fight me he is stuck stuck like a stupid crab he is too stupid to get me i'm really slow in this water this is a big dumb crab i'm gonna get him ow [ __ ] that was dumb that was dumb idea do not fight the crab in his domain never fight the crab there thank you jesus thank you for the bone no no no no no no no no no no oh no oh and there goes 4 000 souls added to the total i think we're at 20 000 souls lost [Music] now that's why it's called the road of sacrifices you sacrifice all your souls dumbass tree guy [ __ ] me get the [ __ ] out of here i want revenge who's the guy who killed me this guy [Music] give me that revenge i'm in revenge mode do it again do it again exactly revenge mode activated look at these dumbass guys get them get the [ __ ] out of here look at this big dumb guy kill this game [Music] [Music] boom boom boom you can tell no one here has done go pops are you challenging me [ __ ] that hurt how did you challenging me yeah wow somebody said there's a secret way over here there's a secret thing i missed the donald trump sword this is a scam a [ __ ] scam the biggest scam of all the biggest scam of all [ __ ] [ __ ] game this is a [ __ ] game this is a [ __ ] game this guy is back he shouldn't be back [ __ ] [ __ ] he hurts i feel so slow now without the danger oh god oh god that's a pretty good item eight tony where's the gabagull oh no oh no here we go here we go t does not take damage come on come on you big bastard oh god oh god come on you big group jesus that is so delayed i feel like my only chance here is to get this the blood thing to go off on god ow ow jesus not my no my souls my souls not again not again no stab him in the belly stab him in his crab pincher i feel like that's his most resilient part i feel like that's the worst place to stand stab him in his mouth whoa i think the knife is the way to go when you're fighting a giant crib when you're fighting a crab this big oh knife was better versus that guy if the blood thing can actually proc the knife just does so much come on come on you big bastard i have just the item for this oh god no not not this i hate this i hate that i hate to slow down thing oh no i hate this boom my dad's dead oh god i didn't know you could do this i don't like that how this guy is a big bastard this is one big bastard of a guy ow oh god [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] go go go go go go go go go i got this i got this i win this the [ __ ] the [ __ ] is that he can't do that he cheated did you guys see that he got scared he's scared of me he got very scared and left she was afraid of dying you [ __ ] oh god he's back with full hp is it this is dumb why does he have full hp now oh [ __ ] no no no no no not to slow down not to slow down oh god oh god no no no no no no no go come on come on oh that was a big hit i'm doing damage how [ __ ] oh ow [ __ ] you he is out of there that guy is what did i get boost pyromancies now somebody said this makes you go fast there's another one that's stupid that's stupid that there's another one they respawn that's not good don't respawn don't respond that guy just keep that guy dead he should not be able to come back i'm getting a lot of armor shits in here they don't respawn do they respawn after you go to the camp though if i do a rest will they respawn are they out for good they do see i don't like that i don't like that now this guy is an ass there's two of them there's two of them there's two of this guy who's an ass he's trying to kill me you are a [ __ ] this is stupid this is stupid i'm leaving i like to fight these guys oh god [ __ ] damn get away from me get that crab away from me don't do any moves holy [ __ ] that was close that was a close one all right we're gonna do we're gonna make the smart play here and not be [ __ ] stupid you guys the exclusive scoop that i will be voicing reggie in the upcoming film woof woof the nintendogs story chris pratt no chris pratt no no no no chris pratt chris brad no no no no chris pratt no you cannot be nintendogs no no no no chris pratt no no no you don't be nintendogs you need to use a bleed weapon for the luck step yeah well you know it's it's both of these weapons are very good right now if the bleed stat actually works this thing is crazy but this thing is also pretty good either way i'm going is pretty good here versus these guys dagger is not that great look at this look how many hits he takes we where's the bad guy cheesy thank you cheesy cheesy subscribe you guys ladies and gentlemen famous video game cheesy what the [ __ ] the [ __ ] is that [ __ ] you [ __ ] this game i hate these guys i hate these guys so much get that dog away from me jesus what the [ __ ] is this this is a mushroom birthday party that's where you farm for mike's head you guys are making this [ __ ] you guys are just making up items you cannot have james what is it james's jacket michael's jacket and now we're looking for mike's hat no you guys are making this up and this one you guys are making stuff up jimmy's jacket yeah jimmy's check we're looking right now we're looking for mike's hat jimmy's jacket michael's pants shoes of douglas what else is going to help round this build out paulie sword i don't know on a luck bit on a luck build paulie sword i don't know draco's gun i don't know if i would go for draco's gun that's more of a warriors it's more for warriors um item i see i ate them over there oh look at this she's an evil man kill this evil man [Applause] kill this evil man knife works good on that guy is there anything that increases your attack speed is that even is that a thing does dexterity make your attack speed go up make sure that you find the killed button weapon in this game very important mike's hat does luck i don't think luck does i'm gonna be pretty honest i don't think luck does it doesn't say anything here about luck making your attack speed go up but i guess it doesn't say that about this either improves attack strength wait what dexterity improves attack strength that's weight so it that so wait it's like double it's like double the damage why am i not just spending all my points on that that's just a big scam i should be scamming this game like it's scamming me right now it only increases damage for weapons with deck scaling then why does it say that it increases attack power everything increases attack power if it scales with the thing it must have a secret extra bonus attack power it must have even more even more killing than was previously thought possible two oh that could have been bad that could have gone very bad that could have been very very bad not this [ __ ] no no no i already beat you leave me alone no no no leave me alone leave me be leave me be any chance for a gnome tier list we did do a gnome tier list we did that well actually we did the top 10 gnomes but the the list was awarded it was a lord it was awarded with the highest honor and a lot of people agreed and they said that was the that is now official it's now an official list look it up look it up did i just get hit by a [ __ ] wizard you tell me there's wizards in this wizards in a game like this [Applause] have you gotten james giant peach yet it's pretty useful late game now i haven't gotten james giant peach yet so this is where oh oh [ __ ] yeah this guy wait what is he doing what is he doing i don't want to lose my souls i have nine thousand souls i cannot lose to this guy oh that blood works blue blood works on this guy the dagger actually works on this guy oh he's in trouble he is in big trouble when the dagger actually works that's when you're in trouble that was it that was it okay he didn't hit me once why is the boss the easiest part of the game this game has it reversed this game is held just to get to the boss but then you get to him and he dies in one hit they [ __ ] it up they got it mixed up the boss is supposed to be the tricky part they put 10 [ __ ] invincible crabs in front of this man and then that's this guy i just hit him and he died in one hit all right i'm out of here i'm not gonna complain i'm not going to complain about getting 10 000 souls from a guy that didn't hit me i'm taking it and i'm going to the bank now what does this guy give me i think this guy gives me ice breath or something this thing no no this is not good this is not good you don't want that that looks pretty funny demon's fist no that's no good this thing is stupid this thing this is doodoo am i right or am i right this is doodoo right guys i'm eating them i'm eating this guy he's doo doo man [Laughter] scales with oh scales with faith when i'm right i'm right and when i'm right i gotta sell this i feel like i'm getting scammed here i feel like it's worth more than 3 000. it gives extra luck what just having this in my inventory no no no no no no no no eat it oh the thing you get from it you know i'm thinking eat it how long have we been streaming oh it's been a long time actually might be time to wrap this up pretty sure don't get mad at that game don't get mad at that game now you have to remember that i have to spend a lot of time forming my dunk my donko pop scam i mean my dunko pops i want to go and kill these dumb guys over here because these guys they came up to me and they whoop my ass and they think they're really funny and they think they're very powerful and i'm going to come over here and i'm going to whoop these guys get this big ass crab away from me you go away i'm not fighting you i'm not fighting you stop invaded what what is this yellow finger from tony hawk where is he where are you show your face this'll i'll lure him out [Music] he cannot resist [Music] there he is the [ __ ] the [ __ ] i don't like that movie just i don't like that weapon you should have never faced me now next challenger i have a plan where's the uh i have and i have an idea that's why i don't agree the other one face me come on face me [ __ ] why are they so good at pairing jesus oh god come on come on come on you big bastard oh don't do that don't do that that's [ __ ] come on you great big bastard come on make my day trying to kick trying to kick no oh god oh god that's a big hit he's out he is out of there okay phase two phase two has begun come on come on come on bastion come and face me boom big combo big big combo no no no no come and face me at least this guy can't pay me oh god oh god oh god he's out of there he is gone the career is over for this player i tell you guys this dagger is pretty good this is a pretty good weapon how is the rare dunko pops going oh they're getting very they're getting rarer by the second that's true every time a dunko pop sells they become a little bit rarer they're selling like hot cakes i think i can't actually i don't actually can't check but maybe they are fair and keep it's just a stupid swamp level i hate the goddamn swamp part one year of greatness baby i'm not going this way i'm leaving i see a little man oh no i messed it up oh that's the one i like that's the one i need plunging attack required where'd that little guy go oh he ran away you can respawn him in right where are you look at this guy for this guy i want this how do i get back how do you buy these river by the second dunk of pops ah the body's rare by the second double pipe we gotta go to uh yeah pick that click that link all right i'm gonna get that little crystal man that little crystal weasel i call him i call him a treasure weasel hey he's not there he's gone he's gone forever he's gone forever oh my god that hurts that kills [Music] whoa whoa jesus this is a hell fight this is a hell fight two of this guy that is called the hell fight this is just [ __ ] jesus that is tough i thought this guy would spawn back in he doesn't spawn in do i gotta leave the area maybe i'll come back let's go get a let's go get some more luck why does my guy sound like a keychain no my guy is good he sounds tough he's like yeah i'm tough oh give him the call why this call is from the undead legion used to forge the weapons of farron's abyss watchers a fine prize i'm honored to be in tuned with it now i'll be equipped to infuse special gems praise the gods hey time to put this brawn to use i'm getting a lot of power here oh i'm getting a lot a lot of power [Music] what's my top five top five funko pops top five funko pops i'm gonna say this number one dunko pop number two rare dunko pop three dunko pop four rare dunklepap five rare dunko pop and that's an unbiased list that's a fair and unbiased list oh my god i can get upgrade on my sword now i'm going back to get this sword number five should be princess master chief that's not real you're making stuff up bam hey babe do a google search princess master chief funko pack that's fake i knew that was fake i knew that was fake i i wasn't 100 sure it was fake but i was 20 sure that was fake you guys know it's not fake rare don't go pops leah said to say that they're not fake see you can see them they're real these guys are [ __ ] guys how much damage do i get now 218 oh my goodness 218. how about with this this is also 218. that can't be right this game is losing its mind howard he's both 218 whatever rare duncan pops are not a scam this one is actually 135 that makes more sense but with the bleeding effect sometimes i feel like this one is starting to leave the dagger now in the dust i feel like if i upgrade this one one more time it may already be too good but if i do one more upgrade on this it's gonna leave the dagger in the dust huh this guy need dagger probably advice whoa oh look at that bleed look at the bleed on that just a big old bursting image out don't be a dick don't be a dick don't be a dick don't be a dick don't be dick don't be dick don't be dick okay [ __ ] this he just copies whatever you pick he's a little bastard man get out of here this game has tough ass enemies jesus dark souls 3 is tough this game is tough as hell i hear a dog i hear an evil dog i hear the howl of an evil doggy where are you going i just shot where did that dog go am i losing my mind didn't i just see a dog is that him he has a bunch of arrows in him oh [Music] all right all right i think that i'm winning this game now look at how much health i got a lot of health i think i'm in a pretty good spot thank you not one bit and willie and ski grit thank you guys oh huh what is that okay that was scary critical foe ahead is this a boss fight this is a kill this is a big fight merciful goddess mother of the forlorn who have no place to call their own fire for ariendel fire for ariandel and the ash to kindle flame hello oh no wait you've you've the same as that wound oh [Music] hello hello hello hello hello hello [Music] oh don't mind me didn't mean to fall apart ah fashion one i have a kindness to ask of you my lady lives in the cold land of alliandel i need you to show her flame a proper flame that will burn the rot away if you truly are ash then it must be fire that you [Music] just a moment then the painting of ariendo well rotted scrap of it that is god take it touch it don't do it don't touch that don't you touched it didn't i say didn't i say that's the oldest scam in the book [Music] the touch the cloth scam gets sucked into another dimension classic cloth suck you into a different dimension scan all right guys i think that's gonna be it for tonight have you just arrived how very is this game just how long has it been rejoice my new friend for this is a true haven of the full-on the cold and gentle painted world of ariandel quick go along find one for yourself a sweetly rotting bed to lie upon oh no all right that's gonna be it for this much love jason and leah as always he pains with mcdonald's ketchup thank you stoned all right you guys thanks for watching everybody go get your dunko peps go get your streamers go get your twitchers dinner i'll see you guys later goodbye and say hi to pete go say hi to pete goodbye everybody this is the guy who reacted to the you reacted to his video everybody tell pete door that um oh all right tell everybody about don't go pops goodbye everybody goodbye bye you

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Published: Sun Nov 21 2021