Dunkey Streams Resident Evil Month

[Music] [Music] [Music] hey [Music] what's going on i got the pita gun [Music] [Music] [Music] if you wear the death mask you will die see how it works come on let me do it hey guys i'm gonna be resident evil now last time i played this for like four and a half hours and then i looked at the thing and i still wasn't done with the first section but i think the other sections are much shorter so i think that i'm actually might be able to beat this game pretty sure i'm winning pretty sure i'm winning the game should probably take about i say 10 to 20 minutes then i'm out how do i get over here but you got to be careful this is a scary scary game you guys got to be very careful watching this because it's very easy to get scared in this game yeah it's pretty scary see money maybe just don't look at the screen maybe just listen to the audio i think that makes it less scary i'm only 10 done no no it should be yeah i give it about 20 minutes i'll beat this game i already defeated the snake pretty sure the snake is the hardest enemy he was pretty easy all i did was shot him with like a grenade launcher once these doors are wasting your life no no the doors is very important to have that door all right now what i gotta do here ain't it obvious what i gotta do here clearly yep i got a game plan i got a game plan i figured out that you never wanna be holding guns the trick of this game is to never have your guns out because then you can't because you can only pick up eight items so you never you must never have guns i like donkey because dooney is funny but if you find out thank you but if you find a zombie you pretty much lose so hopefully you don't find a zombie [Music] i can't beat this game what are you saying i beat everything i can be any game i'm the first person to beat every game even games that aren't out yet i've already beat you oh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa okay okay i can trick this i can trick this i can trick this i don't want to you don't want to shoot the shotgun because i only have six shots so i really don't want to do this don't want to waste shotgun votes on these crapper gotta lure him out see just give him the run around there we go i'm winning come on come get me boom that's called the texas turnaround oh [ __ ] okay there's more zombies here okay now you really got to be careful with these controls because the controls literally just they swap every time the camera turns you have to fix the controls what is that oh okay uh go this way i call that the tallahassee surprise now i can go in here i have this i have this gym this is the gym that goes in [ __ ] damn it [ __ ] this is going to take 10 hours to beat this oh this is over this run is over that was my big plan thank you twickle namtastic then we do code veronica this is the first one i'm gonna be every resident evil i'm beating them all tonight the whole franchise tonight you heard it here first bring the light of truth to the three spirits okay all of them tonight [Music] even the mobile games even uh the ps2 one the online one remember that online resident evil it was like online co-op we're even doing that one these are protected by the three spirits oh i see i see what they're doing i see what they're doing uh in an obvious in an obvious this guy is purple the necklace man is purple right purple this guy is a head man he gotta be green boom i'm kind of a genius of this kind of thing you don't like these crows yeah they're loud [Applause] all right here i go here i go boom and that's how you win the money and that's how you win the money no i'm not going to ask madden i'm not going to bother med i know how to beat this thank you f oh just bring me back to the here okay now we gotta go put the masks in the tune now remember dracula's down which one is this wake up dracula wake up all right this one wake up wake up dracula come and fight come fight me definitely going to be dracula in there have i played this before yeah i was playing this just the other day people were really surprised at how good i was oh thank you meerkat all the bones is this like rayman 2 where you collect masks pretty much it's like majora's mask pretty much i don't know if it's as scary as majora's mask but it's pretty good most of the game is just spent in this in the map screen i'm not gonna lie most of this game you just go to this map and then you go in here that's how they made them back in the day they're called mappers i know where the hell am i going where do you go where is the uh we gotta go to the to the tiger room i think he's on the second floor there's a tight every every nice house has a tiger room go ahead and try to find it in your house if you have a tiger if not you have a very low quality house now where was the tiger room in i believe the tiger room was in this direction oh this is this room all right tiger room i think is in here dang it i was about to sneeze will i beat the game soon yeah pretty sure we're gonna about to beat this anytime now first aid all right save me all right i thought this was the tiger room thank you i definitely i definitely think that they start playing this music when you're getting close to the tiger room this sounds like i think i'm about to find tiger room music oh thank you new york thank you for the bones achilles thank you oh my [ __ ] yeah wait the music stopped off our last attack but i lost sight of the tiger room kill these oh my god is that really achilles might no way no way i don't believe it i don't believe it thank you chipotle what were they thinking evil six what were they thinking i haven't played resident evil 6 ever i played five the only ones i played was zero a million years ago four four i played a million times but i never beat it and then five i beat co-op with somebody that one got crazy i beat it like co-op online that it was not very scary it's just like a shooting game super mario brothers 2. and i beat the new resident evil 2 remake that one was really good i never beat this one where's the goddamn tiger room i'll never find the tiger room and i beat resident evil 7 i'll be down that one looks good all right i'm thinking tiger room it's over here think about it you have to think this is more of like a thinking man's resident evil you have to think if i was rich where would i put the tiger if i was fancy pants where would i put the tiger i believe i'll put it in here here it is oh [ __ ] get the [ __ ] away from me [Music] all right that's not the right one and now if i'm fancy pants i'll put it right here behind all these spider webs i definitely put the tiger room in here they're saying it this is the snake room this is where i fought the snake ma'am can't you mark something down useful for me like put the tiger room down you're just telling me where the typewriters are oh wait a minute wait a minute i'm seeing it i'm seeing where the tiger room is it's that little room on the first floor there you see it it's like on the left side it's that tiny little room that's the tiger room all right now that i'm thinking about it that's the tiger because it was such a small room find the hidden rat room find the hidden rat room i think that's the only hit man that has that i don't think every game is this get out of my way oh this guy was a dumb he died thank you mercury now how do i go to the room this one ask madden people are saying ask man people are attacking ask man all right all right all right i'm gonna ask me a nice man try going into western's room he's the braves behind the organization thank you man thank you so much why didn't i think of it that's why man has so many franchises i would have never thought about that where's the evil residence right here there here there was a guy chasing me around on the dining room all right how do i i gotta go this way open and sesame here i go here i go this is it this is it tiger room come on come on be it please yes the famous tiger room every house has one place the jewel the [ __ ] is this not the right thing this is the tiger gem i'm gonna beat the [ __ ] out of this game this game is a [ __ ] i don't even have the right thing what is this for this is nothing what even is this this is going to take 50 this is going to take 50 streams to beat this game this is going to take 50 streams what am i even looking at with this what am i even seeing i don't even understand what that is it's wind that's that's a wind jewel what does that mean this [ __ ] game what does the red rooms mean some rooms are red does that mean there's a zombie in there no because i'm in a red room maybe red room is a puzzle room maybe red room means i haven't completed that room yet all right i'm gonna go around to the i'm gonna go around to this red room then the game is pretty much almost beaten by now i've i went around the whole mansion and destroyed every zombie so there's pretty much nothing left to even face me thank you yay sports how this is the classic this is the plant room who can forget about this ah such a good [ __ ] such a class i don't get what you do here pump the water boom yeah yeah hell yeah check this out check out what this does now give me give me red yeah he hates dead he freaking hates that how do i electrocute him i want to electrocute this guy all right well this is nothing why does it say does a red the typewriter room is red what does that mean all right all right don't watch out behind you watch out behind me what's behind me there ain't nothing behind me i'm thinking what we gotta do here clearly is that we gotta go to the second floor did i get the yellow jewel from the mushroom the mosh room the one i got the wind jewel the one jam i got from the snake i fought a big snake this was back when resident evil was about snakes only later on in the franchise did it become a zombie game i better save don't listen to most three you want the snail room okay okay i'm thinking i have a plan here the [ __ ] ain't it obvious and it obvious you gotta go in here see going here are you playing this on playstation i'm playing this computer the computer system now this is the spooky room every house has this there ain't [ __ ] out here stupid game why'd it say red oh i think it just says red because these are here i think it's just red because of items is that how it works dang that's that is a lot less useful i thought this game was throwing me one bone all right well that's where the herbs are at least you got that green area but i didn't even pick it up i didn't even i already have like two healing kit things i don't need that freaking green plant i need the hook shot where is the hook shot now this is there's something in here used to win thing in the graveyard really damn it game all right let's see let's see what's i was just in here i'm gonna take this guy out come on come face me you're out of there you're out of there get that guy out of there he's [ __ ] garbage at this game now where is there's a secret item in this room is that it that was it i don't even need this that was it all right this is going to take about i say this take about 30 more streams and then i'll beat this where do you go i went every single place you could go i guess i'll go graveyard you guys should go to the graveyard read your files oh the book of curses oh i need the mask that smells no evil all right what about batman maybe this will tell me how to take the no this is just about this crap the researchers will maybe the researchers will alma i have tried to survive only to see you again i am infected there is no cure my love for you in an hour i will have entered my eternal sleep martin that's no help this is [ __ ] where's the walkthrough why didn't anybody drop the [ __ ] walkthrough to the game this is just about the dog i already did this trevor now trevor trevor nick never steered you on there are only two people that know the secret of this mansion spencer and myself that's my favorite lighter listen somehow i got out of the room i have to get past the booby traps tiger eyes gold emblem i have the gold emblem that doesn't tell me anything trevor you idiot [ __ ] these notes he's not suckers all right let's go to the graveyard classic classic old games old games never explain anything they just assume you know how to play it i just assume you know how to beat the game somehow that's the classic i'm gonna have to like insert the jewel into like a [ __ ] there's like a statue of like a rat under a carpet somewhere and i'm gonna have to like put the jewel into the rat's ass and that opens like a stairwell and then it's gonna be like yeah why don't you why don't you figure that out this is where i was before seems like these are made for you to buy the strategy guide yeah pretty much earthbound came with the strategy good it came with the strategy guide in the box it came in a gigantic box it came in like a massive box with the strategy guide included where do i put the jewelry that's the point of this little option zone maybe in dracula's tomb maybe dracula's tomb has a true when it came out really dracula where do i put the jewel dracula where does the jewel go what if i just put it in here i'll just put it in there use the ask dracula function does this have that all right i'm not seeing anywhere to put the jewel use the dog whistle ask whiskers go to the wind room this is the wind room don't you hear the wind all right i'm completely lost how did i ever get to the third floor oh this is the room with the uh the spike shield water the plant i already watered the plant where can i go i see a gray door i see a room with a gray door but that's i can't get there i don't think there is a door the fetus check the fetus there ain't no fetus weed killer for the plant outside first floor on the left outside the first floor on the left what does that mean go out the front door i see a room i see a room i see a grey door room i see a gray door on the first floor i'm going over there i think that might be something now when i get to the gray door you guys will see this is where the gray door equals no axis are you serious why is it gray gray door means no x is that what's that's what red door means if no if no what is see i knew it i knew you could go in here i knew it this is where the licorice the [ __ ] is the zombie hiding in the closet zombie zombie i know you're in there i know you're in there zombie the zombie thought he could hide in the closet what i don't want to open this keeper's diary played poker tonight with scott and elias from security and steve from research steve was the big winner but i think he was cheating scumbag may 10th one of the higher ups assigned me to take care of a new creature it looks like a skinned gorilla wait is there really gorillas in this somebody said last time there's gorillas in this you have to fight gorillas feeding instructions were to give it live animals when i threw in a pig the creature seemed to play with it tearing off the legs and pulling out the guts before i started eating at around 5 am scott woke me up scared the [ __ ] out of me too he was wearing a protective suit he handed me another one and told me to put it on said there'd been an accident in the lab i just knew something like this would happen those bastards in research never sleep even on holiday i've been wearing the damn space suit since yesterday my skin's getting grimy and feels itchy all over the goddamn dogs have been looking at me funny so i decided not to feed them today screw them went to the infirmary because my back is all swollen and feels itchy they put a big bandage on it and told me i didn't need to wear the suit anymore all i want to do is sleep oh found another big blister on my foot this morning i ended up dragging my foot all the way to the dog's pen they were quiet all day which is weird then i realized some of them had escaped maybe this is their way of getting back at me for not feeding them the last three days if anybody finds out i'll have my head handed to me this is getting good rumors going around that a researcher who tried to escape the estate last night was shot my entire body feels hot and itchy and i'm sweating all the time now i scratched the swelling in my arm and a piece of rotten flesh just dropped off oh what the hell's happening to me this guy's nasty fever gone but itchy today hungry and eat doggy food babe read this part read this part babe your name is beer favorite gumbo itchy today hungry and eat doggy food itchy itchy scot came ugly face so killed him tasty this is how zombies talk this sounds this is what zombies write this whole game was so scary leading up to this part and now it's all just ruined it's like eight eight hours of just super tense atmosphere it's all just now it's like a comedy game it's just from reading this one thing that a zombie wrote itchy tasty oh my god he's in the closet he's in the closet zombie okay here we go [Music] you're out of there you're ready i win i think this other zombie's alive too all right the [ __ ] is this oh i know what that is all right i know what i gotta do i know i gotta do where'd the battery go huh where'd the battery go didn't i pick it up i said no i said yes it's a defensive item oh damn it oh [ __ ] it's a defensive item i thought that was to electrocute the plan all right well so all that was for nothing that did not progress the game at all that was a good storyline though when the zombie started writing a diary that was a good that was a good room to find i start eating doggy food today maybe that's all zombies need maybe you can just feed zombies dog food and they'd be fine [Music] it's really they're just driven by hunger i think for next resident evil just get a dog bag of dog food just put it all over the floor and distract [Music] all right what do i have here oh what if i do the fuel canteen burn the plant see what i'm saying [Music] that's all i got so far i don't have much [Music] that sounds like a wind room no you got a poison to plant where is the plant at where's the herbicide i see a room i see a room way over in [ __ ] that i haven't been to yet way in the top right is that it that's the only room that i haven't been to yet is is it that is it really gonna be the only room that i haven't been to yet is it literally gonna be the only room left i went to every single red room in the entire house it took seven hours is it actually gonna be in the last one yes yep it's literally the last room the last room to check this [ __ ] game this game is an ass sometimes the public is an ass sometimes the game is an ass that's the gorilla room oh god i got the grenade launcher i'm ready for the gorilla let's see i'm gonna go back there's a frog room there's a gibbon room how do i even get to this room it's not that scary it's only write it down [Music] i was here before wasn't i all right this is where this is the last option if it's not in here it's pretty much game over if it's not in here huh doggy oh hi doggy let's get rid of this [ __ ] plan they make the heat caramel corn dog caramel corn dog [Music] you should not have caramel and corn dog [Music] sometimes sometimes twitch which comes up with the weirdest foods all right stop carrying the ribbon um all right here we go plant this ain't the right way there's four crests what there's not four crest there's only two crest who's making that noise if it was him i would have been dead by now all right here we go now how do i do this earth basher tear open the bank use there oh now we're gonna wait i don't want to use it on the i don't want to use it on the healing items all right hopefully i use it on the right thing i think one of these is all one of these kills all the healing items and one of these kios to plant red everybody's saying red so i'm thinking green we'll do uh we'll do a vote we'll do a bet we'll do a bet here we go i'm leaving i'm leaving it in your hands if you guys mess this up that's on you everybody's saying red everybody's saying red oh my god 700 unread what if it's green if i turn it to red and it kills the healing items you guys all lose you guys lose all you know all your coins alright alright people are saying red all right that was right that was right you guys were right [Applause] wow i thought it was going to be green that plant was harder to face than the snake oh here's the last mask now we can get dracula all right is there can you get better health than fine i think fine is full health all right time to unleash go go go go go go to dracula's too dracula will save you this whole thing has been [Music] i've been doing all this to unlock dracula a hundred percent when i get him it's just gonna be some [ __ ] boss that kills me but all right let's let's unlock dracula for some reason there was a hundred percent it's gonna be like the gorilla monster or something something horrible is gonna come out of the tune thank you papa all right i need to get this out get my good gun out this is my dracula gun save ain't safe only baby save me i haven't saved one since i started this game here i go let's see if i die dracula dracula oh can i dracula it's the wolf dracula [Music] dracula is defeated ow [ __ ] you dracula face me dracula is defeated ladies and gentlemen dracula has been defeated all right well thanks for watching everybody i defeated dracula dracula's curse has been lifted now i can enter into the tiger room tiger room will have the treasure and then i can leave stone in metal object that's not the thing what is this it's not good sale dracula why do you have shotgun shots here whenever you get to the boss it takes like so long to get to the boss then you just kill the boss in like one hit [Laughter] oh i know where this is i know this this is that one room okay all right now we're back on track i'm gonna use this stuff all right our bad connection the wind crest is used on the large gravestones in the small headstone area of the courtyard this area i think i just got it can you put can you discard items can you trash them can i delete items now let's see let's see what's the fastest way to the dumbest room youngest room i think you can go this way ah these crows piss me off all right let's go to the dungus room are you guys saying peter this isn't family game this isn't the family guy series of video games here i go now we'll finally see what's the mystery of this castle treasure give me the treasure the treasure is here this is where they keep the dog food dang i'm getting a lot of shotgun how do i get that get that get that play crash for at some point get that this is like an invisible barrier oh get there get that thing i'm probably carrying too many weapons right now all right now what am i thinking here what am i thinking go through this way i'll go to the other way let's try this way this seems like the sideway gorilla time is this the gorilla zone what the [ __ ] the valley of destruction the cave of hatred the summit of madness the path of revenge who comes up with this [ __ ] ass place imagine trying to sell this house and you come up to this the cave of hatred i'm not going that way i'm not going to the cave featured what's in this way is this the closet of treasure give me the treasure oh [ __ ] this way sucks wait these are nice dogs no they're not [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] you what was that yeah try to face me these guys ain't [ __ ] no match for the shotgun now what is this this is a haunted elevator this goes to the hell room this is the gate of monkey how haunted is this game this game is extremely haunted this game is very scary until you get to the journal where he says i'm zombie now i like donkey food the blue herb what what does the blue herb do oh what the blue herb has never been seen before watch watch thank you this is this how do i drop this oh the pool go swimming go swimming there's a square shaped hole here all right this is the pool of sadness never swim in the pool of sadness all right so there was nothing out here i need a squared thing oh wait a minute does the square wind thing go in there the wind jewel not at any square right where's the cave of funniness i'm gonna go to the oh look at this look at this bam [Music] exactly exactly bam dog check out a time it's just right it's like swinging bowser boom there we go there we go i just gotta get one more bam watch out for that what am i doing here here i go we have spin the doggy all right hit the switch here you go there it is there it is this is what's this is the puzzles that zombies come up with bam there it is there it is all right i'm gonna actually look at this now oh [ __ ] oh god damn it just another one the war cry of revenge oh i see i see it's a puzzle the last guest of destruction okay i get it but there's only two dogs where are the other two dogs hey don't tell me to eat doggy food that's when you're the zombie you eat doggy food he is always telling me to eat doggy food all right valley of destruction is facing north so the destruction dog must face north how the [ __ ] do you even know what direction the dog is facing all right i'm just gonna spin this red thing as soon as the destruction dogs spin it north [Music] go i already had it right no no i didn't have it right that way wait this doesn't tell you what direction to even put them in oh yes it does those are letters i thought they were like lines pointing in a direction okay so what was it destruction and revenge what was the underdog i can't remember where this revenge wait a minute red now he's facing north this one is the blue gang he's destruction though is this blindfolded yes this is my info i'm just assuming what's written down here red is west right is now west where'd the sun go blue is blue what was blue again i forgot already blue is the blue dog of revenge west blue gotta go west blue is north no that's not correct that's not correct you should have leah do this for you yeah i should have do this part all right blue dog going west no no switching around blue dog going west solved and now let's go to the treasure wait this was destruction red is revenge okay wait [Laughter] okay blue is destruction red is revenge i just gotta remember this with this info i can win blue okay so blue is north blue is north red is wait i forgot it already wait what was red red is revenge blue is north red is west okay so red is west i got him i got him messed up red is west slow down you goddamn rooster boom blue yes north i got this don't worry guys i got this now this this is clearly north and just like yep open sesame and there's the treasure opening the treasure is scary oh more puzzles this whole [ __ ] house is a puzzle two vertical lines across three horizontal lines could it be some kind of symbol [ __ ] how you [ __ ] [ __ ] you something written in this indentation oh the wind the wind thing goes here boom i don't even have enough room for this [ __ ] okay these have nothing to do with anything oh [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] [ __ ] the answer to the riddle is written on your tune there is some some murderer here duck dilly dilly i'm gonna get murdered okay i'm going back i'm going back i'll solve the moon puzzle i'm not going this way [Applause] [ __ ] crow i need my grenade launcher out for this crew come get me again come get me again where'd you go come face me come no come and bite me come on i'll use this no no i need that i need maybe it'll say like on the back of this oh wait wait a minute this might be there where does moon go moon goes two vertical lines three horizontal okay well the moon goes first moon goes in first you can't use the item as is what why can't i use the item this is the least intuitive game i think that has ever been created boom okay okay i win i win this oh the angry star the angry star classic oh the happy sun [Applause] all right what is this guy very important that i extend the d-pad [Applause] just gonna go in oh i'm gonna get such a huge treasure for doing this part [Music] wow look at this begun can i use shotgun no i bet i need like i bet this thing needs its own mega mama the silver serpent oh my god ladies and gentlemen the silver serpent holy [ __ ] look at this there's a treasure like inside the gun if you look closely no all right crow where's the [ __ ] crew where are you at craw here's the silver circle [ __ ] thing all right and that's why you gotta get a silver serpent okay now i gotta go wait a minute watch that little room over there there's a little side room over there all right i'm just gonna go this way i really need to save if i die if i die i have to go so far back if i die i'm pretty shy i think that's gonna be me never beating this game ever in my life i will lose so much progress if i die that's gonna be me not ever playing this game the secret sick this is where the treasure lies this is where the treasure lies go through the crazy murder woman tunnel gorilla house why are you guys saying that is there a save point here can i save oh yeah you can't save good it says this is a typewriter room all right see this game ain't so bad it gives you a lot of saves it's not so scary there we go family picture there's a journal left daddy attached first mom attached sec second inside red and slimy white and hard not true mom where this is a [ __ ] zombie writing this again don't know dad found mom again win attached mommy she moved no more she's screaming why just want to be with her for mom where i miss you classic classic zombies nothing they say makes any sense wait a minute you stupid game game you stupid game game you stupid game you dumb game i have no saving tool this is one of the dumbest games that they've made all right well let's not die so i'm just gonna carry all these weapons on me i think that's the most logical way to go through this i just have to not die i should have known that i needed to use the uh ink ribbon here in the shed i should have known that in advance before i even played the game it's really on me all right what am i doing here there's like a secret tunnel room i gotta go this way oh yeah i'm definitely dying here take the crank okay oh that's it is that all i needed it says there's a little arrow so there's like an arrow that like can i go out in here usually when it says arrow you can like leave to a next location this way a typewriter has a ribbon okay i see a ribbon i did i had an increment i could save my progress it doesn't have a ribbon i hear this oh okay i didn't die i didn't die i didn't die i didn't die i'm still alive oh no oh no oh no oh oh oh i got this i got this boom easy yeah the bosses are not very hard [ __ ] okay wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me win okay hold still all right now use the crank i need to leave this room get out of here i can't die is this the right way this is doily she doesn't die why doesn't she die everybody else died all right well that would have been nice to save and now that that monster is in the same room so that's kind of sucks uh i'll just make another health kit i guess the doggy food makes her invincible oh that's how that actually makes sense now i got this thing oh square pool the pool the pool i hear zombie i hear more zombies coming how much ammo do i have three shots okay i definitely wasted a lot of ammo on the leatherface character shut up richard [ __ ] [ __ ] get him out of there get him out of there shut up richard i gave you a knife [Music] uh all right where's the pool where's the pool at wait a minute there's a little secret there's a little secret isn't there it says like there's a little oh this is this door right all right go this way time to go swimming now once i get this in here once i get this in here and crank the crank the treasure will be revealed and this is the end of the game thanks for watching everybody thank you sugar [ __ ] this should be the end of the game here i'm pretty sure they keep the treasure in the pool reveal treasure treasure reveal there it is there it is ladies and gentlemen the treasure i'm 35 into the game no i'm not i'm done this is it this is the treasure room why do i have the crank still i don't need the crank anymore this is the trench this is pretty much it the game is pretty much over here once you get to the treasure room that's you just grab the treasure and get out all right this looks safe thank you correction these groups piss me off [Applause] oh the water you [ __ ] man what is with you can't you just let me enjoy the waterfall there's something beyond the waterfall get away from me god the crow was such an ass a transparent creature is swimming around in the water right now this is something this is something this is the battery has been taken out okay so i need a battery this goes somewhere this is a crow statue of a crow girls are trying to hit me can you shoot the crow you can't shoot the crow but that just pisses him off even more the [ __ ] is this oh snakes snakes do i have to fight the snakes [Music] shitty snakes [Laughter] this game has the best enemies you have to fight little snakes you have to fight crows oh no i just entered a hell world residence resident evil this is where resident evil is please give me a save room please give me a save do you guys hear this music i'm about to get [ __ ] killed i'm about to get killed oh savory [Music] savory oh god give me an ink ribbon please give me a crib ain't griffin hey griffin yes all right all right all right we're back we're back in business this battery i can use this battery for the elevator [Music] first aid kit action can i get rid of the crank [Music] i don't know what to get rid of here i'm thinking let's see if i can do this let's see let's put ink ribbon away just put the crank this is the scariest stream ever do i need the grenade launcher grenade launcher is highly good it's very good let's try this let's bring out this gun let's combine this okay of course you can't combine it combine i have to use my future site i have to use my future site and assume that [Music] i have to predict what ammo is going to be throughout the rest of the game i'm thinking let's put put this back i don't know i don't know you gotta pick your items really carefully in this game grenade launcher is really good though for a boss [Music] put away the crank all right i'll put the crank away all right this should be good i think the healing items oh yeah we can put one of the healing items away apparently the healing items you can always eat them though that's what's nice about the healing items you can just eat them if you don't want them in your inventory anymore and then you don't need to shoot monsters you can just let monsters hit you yeah two is enough two is enough how are you this bad i'm in an inventory menu what are you saying show king how do you be bad at inventory that's like you went into a grocery store and went to the guys stocking the grocery store how are you this bed all right the door plate read zero zero one james bond looks here what the [ __ ] no this guy is wasting my ammo he didn't even attack he's nice the spider is your friend a red oil lamp it's not lit okay he's being an ass he's being an ass you're out of there nope you're out of there oh do i need the lighter this guy is still squirting out juice i think i gotta go get the lighter for this part arm wrestling tournament and advertising for the arm wrestling contest the winner will be named chief word of day oh my god if i win the arm wrestling contest i'll get a stronger weapon what is this big ass doing out a orange oil man some billion balls two four five six three wait a minute wait a minute that's the secret code that's the secret code two three four five six no no two four five six three i'm gonna need that that's gonna be the biggest puzzle of all it was cobalt oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] what just made that noise shotgun give me this what is that noise what is that noise damn we got a lot of items what's this thank you steve and jesse listen here oh this is a is that a goose i think that's an illustration of a goose it's a book with a red cover there's nothing in it they really thought nobody would read this book they really thought they could sell this book with no book they just thought they could sell it based on the cover they thought nobody would ever open it up bandage with blood dang is there a special way to use it wipe your ass i don't know this does nothing this is a terrible book for my money for my money i like harry potter more than this but that's just me oh here's another lamp a green oil lamp wow there's a lot of lamps in this house i gotta get the lighter what was up here this was the what's the ass room all right let's get the oh what's this a record play here we go turn it on come on turn it on oh you wuss that would have been funny if you could turn it on put the book under record oh that's true that's true all right i'm getting the lighter out dang i'm in an inventory space now let's see here this way i got so much items hey ah you [ __ ] floor this floor is the hardest enemy yet oh [ __ ] this guy i have an idea i have an idea grab me octopus you just [ __ ] up president beavel check out this boss fight with me yeah grandma did that defeated defeated all right that was one of the easier bosses i guess it did hurt me more than dracula oh i see a spider i see a spider [Laughter] spider i see you up there where'd you go there he is get out of there okay now i have to light i know how to do this the color the color of the balls the color of the ball says that oil two is blue two is blue doesn't say what one is where's one what color is the one ball you have to actually know pool to beat this two there's two threes that yellow stripe is a three see that one that's a trick out there's two threes oh my god it's one of the biggest tricks yellow is nine it looks like a three looks like a stripe three i'm guessing you go with the solid colors i think the i think the white ball on the stripe are just a trick so do i just go straight to two or maybe oh get out of here get out of here all right let's see what all colors we got we got green is that it there's going to be one desk not on the table that's the one we got a light first classic we got green red i haven't even found that many of these lamps green red this is orange it's orange green red orange green red orange is on there those are on there where's blue and purple in who makes these a lot of people have these colored different colored oil lanterns in their house and then when you light them in order it it does uh it opens the tunnel that's just that's just everyday stuff do i gotta go somewhere here go up here climb this climb this climb up the crate where am i going where huh climb this climb down go down there you go all right there's something in here this is where i die this is where you get killed oh no oh this is where you die this is where you die residence evil you see a giant beehive oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] off get this [ __ ] off of me no they're everywhere now get away from me two shitty bees no the [ __ ] enemies in this game only in this game is a bee more dangerous than dracula i didn't see any oil lamps are the oil lamps going to be in other rooms they must be oh [ __ ] not you get out of here i hate this guy i should go get more house so far the most dangerous enemies is here's the tier list here's the tier list number one most dangerous enemy octopus in the floor [Music] number two crow three is the running zombie run around zombie number four is just the default zombie then at number five you have uh i say the leatherface character i can't die she's probably somewhere up there then at the very bottom we have the two bosses of the game we have the giant snake who didn't touch me once and then dracula who didn't who also did nothing so far the bosses are way easier than just the normal enemies seven the inventory no the inventory system is number one that's the number one villain [Music] all right let's get some get some the doors the doors are pretty the doors are a good deal okay i gotta run past this guy oh my god there's no way there's no way why did the box go away why couldn't the boxes stay there stupid ass octopus are the bees gonna be in here still yes they are i must i must be getting towards the end if the game is getting this [ __ ] no that wasn't part of our deal is that microsoft sam but it's not necessary to destroy stars about my family what are you saying yeah huh that didn't huh go in go in there enter what about the bees the bees weren't in the cutscene barry i heard someone talking oh you heard i think age is starting to take its toll talking to myself is becoming a bad habit no you were talking to somebody yourself you all right what's gotten into you i'm getting you worried aren't i but don't i'm all right i guess this creepy mansion has gotten to my nerves anyway i think i'll go outside get some fresh air for a change he was clearly talking to somebody don't worry i'm just going to get some fresh air if i'm lucky i'll get to waste some monsters along the way all right he walks he walks read the notes plant 42 report four days have passed since the accident the plant is growing at an amazing rate there are many unknown aspects about this plant we know that in comparison with the other group of plants the t virus has had a substantially stronger effect on this one the t virus has drastically morphed its host anatomy as well as it says looking at its current state it's difficult to imagine this original appearance no one nowhere on earth will you find anything like it i've also found that plan 42 has two main source of acquiring its necessary nutrients one source is through its root somehow it has rooted itself down into the basement immediately after the accident scientists went mad and destroyed the aqua ring the [ __ ] is the aqua ring ever since the basement has been like a pool there is a high possibility that it's one of the chemicals in the water that's promoting the plants 42 rapid however we have yet to determine specific a bulb-like body of the plant 42 has been cited hanging from the ceiling in the first floor it used the air ducts to reach the first floor oh the plant is [ __ ] with me it's a big plant that is not a scary game resident evil a big plant is not scary that's the least scary villain all right the vines are the second means of aquarius nutrients when the plant sends its prey it uses tentacle like vines to capture its prey after doing so suckers on the vine drain the prey of its blood it has some intelligence when it captures its prey or when it's inactive the vines twying around the door to stop possible intruders some of our scientists have already fallen victim to the plant when the uniform pedal like pedal leg flaps open it has a tendency to become more aggressive it's trying to protect itself yeah that was really uh that was really dumb all right so we gotta fight a big plant now is this a donkey donkey door no that's blood of a donkey no wait i don't want to go out here no no no that's the b room all right so i have to fight a plant what the [ __ ] huh what's happening what's happening huh gotcha where did barry go here the plant room oh this is evil plant music oh look there's a room up there maybe i should go back up i should go back up this is a this is a door this is a door okay perfect listen here water drips from the sink perhaps the valve is broken item the residence key president keyboard that's all this was okay whatever oh i'll go back to room by one that's a good idea peace peace the best way to kill the bees is the shotgun [Applause] i am gonna that that plant that's the big villain of this game i can't wait to destroy that plant boom block the hole you can't block the hole i already blocked a hole in it unblocked look at this zombie this is a dumb zombie i don't need this it's just really all that's in here that was what's in here hand gun ammo achilles in here no is it kelly still in here he wants to know if he tested any games the self-defense gun she was said enough i had to do it we ran from those things helping each other to survive but robert started to show the symptoms i had to deal with those damn things or pure evil there was no other way he would have done the same thing before the other way around after i put him out of his misery i just had to put him in the bathroom now i'm probably the last one how could this happen i'll never forgive myself for being part of this project eventually i'll get what's coming to me though there's no way to escape from this nut house it's just a matter of time everything's set all i need to do is a little courage to get done linda please forgive me he's still alive up there he's just having all right so that was i just get this weird gun the magnum double dillinger oh my god oh this is that's ultimate gun look at this this is the ultimate gun wow you only get one bullet it's the most powerful bullet though in the world huh what happened am i winning another key all right pretty sure i'm about to beat this game how can i sleep at night after playing the spooky game i just think about the doggy food zombie [Music] what am i doing with this book so we i already got involved with this this freaking ink [ __ ] that light the thing puzzle i guess i'm not doing that anymore [Music] maybe i need a grenade launcher plant might be coming up shoot him with a grenade launcher yeah take this [Music] actually actually actually let's say let's say this let's say this i think this is a good combo i should probably save now this guy is a [ __ ] i gotta block them off if i die it will be terrible yeah we'll be terrible i'll go save [Music] [Music] [Music] all right now put this back in there boom all right now now we can win this game now i can beat this game now i can move this box again i would love to see him get out of there go ahead grab me you can't you're too dumb get away from me bees all right let's go get this guy where you at plant seed push this in the water push this in the water now watch what should i do here you gotta be pretty smart to beat this one now go go over the crate go over the crate no go go jump on the crate jump on the crate jump on the crate jumping oh my god this is this is such a such a masterpiece did i figure this out it doesn't even look like there's room for a crate from this angle do you sleep with shoes on look at this angle it doesn't even look like this all right let's go all that was for the green plant boss fight this is too scary in here this is way too scary oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh what what get away oh [ __ ] [Music] come and kill me go away sharks what the [ __ ] is this game [Laughter] stupid ass sharks this game is a masterpiece [ __ ] sharks shark room oh look at the big shark he's coming up to the window i had an aqua ring who can forget about the aqua ring is that what the sign says open valve number one where's the shark gun yeah [ __ ] you sure emergency unknown source of pressure detected locking all doors to achieve maximum safety [Music] what do i do what do i do what do i huh this is not the time how do i win 30 of pressure threshold i want to no let me do it just no it's not right i'm gonna die i'm dying i'm dying just that's flooded it said dude it just said i need 50 threshold activate emergency drainage system no turn off turn off turn off deactivate deactivate [Music] there now i can fix it [Music] how do i where what camera oh yes there is a need oh my god [Music] pull this oh [ __ ] [Music] no wait wait threshold the sharks can't get me up here [Music] sharks did i win reaching 95 of pressure threshold personnel prepare for impact i'm ready i'm ready for impact don't worry guys i won reaching maximum pressure threshold don't worry i won this the sharks can't defeat me i'm too smart hit the button shark ending [Laughter] this is the dumbest game all right i got the shark ending i got a lot of good endings for this game i got the shield ending i got the dog ending shark what the [ __ ] is this okay now this is not that far back kept saying i need oil good thing i saved where's oil do i have oil fuel canty just for you just count [Music] it was just the valve the oil valve in the room i did i tried to do that like 100 times and i kept saying now when it drops to 80 percent then you put oil ever oh my god classic the classic puzzle the classics shark room puzzle who comes up with puzzles for old video games i don't think a puzzle has ever made sense in a whole video game jump down jump down all right i got this i got this time i gotta get revenge [ __ ] camera angle there's so many villains to inventory the camera angle the inventory the door loading screens there's so many great villains sharks bees crows snakes all the great villains are out in this game boxes oh here we go here's the classic the classic box puzzle this is one of the masterpieces no way can bury me thank you elliott this is this is just to scare you that's why they put these boxes here all right shark time i'm gonna actually bring this with you might as well in case a shark tries to chomp on me hey away from me go away from me [Music] public is an ass it's true the public is all right now to solve the puzzle of the shark room in case of a drop in oil pressure control open valve number one all right i got it this time maybe do i need an item yeah let's do a bit let's do it knowing this dumbass game i'm probably gonna die again all right here we go here we go shark room activate shark room shark shark room activate fight emergency emergency unknown source of pressure detected locking all doors to achieve maximum safety now to pull the switch [Music] safety has to be released release the safety [Music] threshold now i can change the oil [Music] threshold you dumb ass immediately activate it [Music] how do you win i did the thing what huh hit the thing now go i'm gonna die again i'm gonna die again no way it's i'm saved i'm saved i win all right i win i did it i did it [Music] the shark is trying to get through here [Music] i think i did it i think i did it it doesn't say if it's still happening though is it still going [Music] should i pull this switch again hit the switch again [Music] drain the water the water has been drained are the sharks just gonna be sitting in there with no water i want to see the sharks just flapping around party where are you dumbass sharks if i open this and there's a bunch of water in here where'd the sharks go [Music] grenades oh good thing i brought the grenades aren't you wow what are the ads good luck thank you elliot wait is something horrible gonna happen come on plant where's the plant i want to see the sharks where are the funny sharks are they [Laughter] you dumb ass sharks never wear no match look at this big ass shark oh my god this one is huge look at this big shark this is kind of in the water still he could still be like alive that dumb shark wait is this good this is a trick this is a trick this is how you get killed [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no how do i win how do i win what do you do how do you win hold the lever hold the lever yeah yeah electrocute him this is just electrocuting this thing this thing looks like it could electrocute you i found there was a way to drop it into the water [ __ ] shark [ __ ] with me [ __ ] with me shark [ __ ] you yeah he's out of there get him out of there get him out of there he's no good at the game give me the shark key you dumb boy that's [ __ ] game fight sharks this was so scary the further in you get the goofier it gets at first it was so scary it was like zombies in like a spooky mansion now i'm like in an underground lab fighting sharks and there's like a zombie eating dog food and writing a journal it's just getting crazier every second you thought this was a horror game it was it was really scary at first now it's a shark fight game ah make them rounds that's kind of how resident evil works yeah this doesn't mean it'll be really scary and then it'll just be really insanely goofy in the later games you punch a boulder yeah in resident evil 5 you fight wesker he's like a buck he turns into a he gets i think you kick him into a volcano and then he jumps out and he goes super mode thank you simba for the bonus what's next an ass eating plant there are the zombies the bosses in this game is a giant snake a giant shark a giant plant the same as the goofiest bosses there was dracula dracula was in there he died immediately oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] go away [ __ ] you no i'm out of ammo residence key where does the residence key unlock oh this door i see i see i need to go back to my safe room go get some ammo oh this is the bumble room this is the bumble room ps1 graphics no i don't think this is the original ps1 graphics you [ __ ] thing oh my god i can't wait to take this guy out i can't wait to take that's my most hated character pretty sure resident evil 8 is going to be the [ __ ] the plant the plant is behind all things that's the big underlying storyline it was the plant the plant was pulling all the strings i [ __ ] hate the plants so much i'm not pushing any crates i refuse to push a crate it's boring i would rather get grabbed by a hundred crabs oh you know he's not a crab i would rather get grabbed by a hundred octopus to push a crate [Music] all right what am i thinking now what am i thinking i just completely abandoned this whole puzzle with the oil lamps [Music] i hope you don't actually have to do that it doesn't seem like you do [Music] oh [ __ ] i should save read the book in front of the lamps just like all the lamps order doesn't matter why doesn't the order matter they all have numbers in them i don't even have the lighter anymore whoa these are incendiary grenades [Music] oh i'm gonna take this plant out all right should i go do this dumb puzzle i'll go do it what do you what do you where do you go this door shave wait did i not shave oh man i hate the inventory so much the inventory is nice [Music] can't i just put like the quest items and [ __ ] like in a separate inventory [Music] can't they just like put your like your ammo and [ __ ] in inventory then you still have like the strategy of having to pick what ammo you want and what health you want but then you also don't have to backtrack a million times all right let's go do this let's go do this now people are saying i can just light these i'm pretty sure if i like them in any order a gigantic crow monster will attack but i'm just going to do it anyway light a strange silhouette hovers in the reddish light oh my god eyeball eyeball use this examine the book what is the book what is the deal with the book shows my shotgun in the bottom right maybe i can shoot the book shotgun shoot the book happy birthday you guys say happy birthday every stream it's not my birthday that's that's not that's not right that's bad info you guys got bad info no no you guys have bad info you guys have bad info all right it's my birthday eyeball red eyeball green eyeball i think i'm starting to get it red eyeball green eyeball orange ball yeah i guess now i'm starting to get it all right i don't give a [ __ ] about this puzzle wait a minute wait a minute no all right i'm out of here everybody's birthday is this that's a good one it's a classic what's this dude use the lockpick look at that the lockpick has a little special lockpick zone they actually did give you a special lockpick zone for that and the defensive items have their own thing so they definitely had the technology in there to do that they just chose not to to be an ass they just wanted to be an s capcom is an ass [Music] [Music] examine the kids these [Music] what is the point of that oh the triple the triple [Music] all right this [ __ ] [Music] let's go kill this plane this plant has been [ __ ] with me for too many years dumbass plan it's time for revenge book to get the plant take the book that doesn't make any [ __ ] sense why do i need a book to get to the plant that is nonsense why would i need a book oh my god oh my god where's the shitty book this game is such a [ __ ] dumbest all right give me the book give me the book i got the plant book [Music] dang i'm already hurt here we go which resident evil is this the really obnoxious one all right here we go ah yes the bathroom could be as could these have been used for some kind of experiment oh my [ __ ] get these shitty bees out of here the puzzle the puzzle oh my god i get the puzzle now the code is six five three is that real is it really six five three all right i'm putting six five three that guy seems like he i think i think i can trust okay six is that right huh how do you do it that's six okay five three boom no six five three bam he's banned he's banned that's a ban now this see now what's what's messed up is that i did not even uh i did not even look at the eyeballs to see which one was which so i'm gonna have to go back i'm gonna have to like draw this on a piece of paper all right so clearly we have the the why are they all eyes that makes it such a pain in the is okay so we have to the no pupil eye with the three the three horns and the no pupil that's number one write this down everybody number two is the is the pupil eye with the two disconnected horns that's number two number three is the line pupil let's see if i can remember that i already forgot [ __ ] plan you would think eventually i would cover that hole up but i never will i always have to be reminded to kill that stupid-ass plan all right now where's the thing this thing this is number two right number two is red now i gotta go to the pool table number two is three number two is three so blank three blink blink three blink is this the third one i can i don't think this is one at all is this the one this is number three i guess blank three blank blank three five okay link three five then what's the last one blank three five what was the last color green leah said green okay three five everybody's saying six three five yep six three five all right let's go kill this dumbass once and for all do you think i'm gonna have to arm wrestle the plant this guy this plan has been [ __ ] with me for years now it's time to now it's time to set things straight this is the final boss now what was the numbers again two seven five [Music] i think it was two seven five all right two oops two seven five all right let's start banning let's start putting a lot of bands out now to see who's behind the resident evil oh my god oh my god the [ __ ] is this huh what is this [ __ ] okay what one plus three equals four four plus six equals ten one plus six equals seven ten plus seven equals seventeen seventeen plus three equals twenty what is the point of that give me this give me this give me this goddamn jar fill this up with the red juice why is this why are you filling it up so little math look at how much juice you got there fill the whole thing up combine this you failed in the synthesis of v jolt the [ __ ] what is v jolt six yellow six six plus three this game is pissing me off there's only two jars yeah you can have red or yellow flavor what if i do what if i do this what if i do this huh there's water oh there's water fill the empty bottle with water of course six plus one water what is the point of this are they trying to teach you math i'm thinking i'm thinking this i'm thinking what i'm thinking is this i'm thinking we add one to the three thing red is three i'm thinking we add one water to the thing boom purple of course that's not number four what the [ __ ] maybe that's just [ __ ] with me okay now this 10 plus now i say watch now i say boom that gives me orange now you see what i'm saying now now you guys see what i'm saying ten plus seven now to get seven we gotta do this we gotta come down here and say this boom give me that but also give me water by the way i'm breaking this up i'm messing this up ten plus seven okay ten plus seven okay okay i'm messing this up 10 get the water now water now this goes with this boom boom now we just need three minute three boom red see what i'm saying i know numbers boom fijolt whoa we have vigil oh my god it's like peanut butter smart he's smart see i told you guys i told you guys i'm smart you guys thought i was so dumb i know every number 1 through 20. drink it drink it that's true jinger right drink it no it doesn't work like that but now i can't make any more should i make more combinations it's a chug jug all right get some water for later all right i'll get some water yeah i might get thirsty just in case i get thirsty you're almost at the title card ah bumblebee ah oh who's this guy wait how do i huh how do i get rid of this how do i i got too much stuff i got too much i got too many chug jugs put the chuck jacks down no no no [Music] drop the jars how do you drop a jar you can't drop nothing in this game damn i gotta go back to the [ __ ] inventory room can't i have a special jar inventory at least all right let's go put the jars in the jar i thought i was gonna beat this game i'm never gonna beat this game ugh [Music] thing you guys are saying i need this dumbass book i don't believe [Music] all right this should be good this should be good can i save i think i used all my saves do i have a save left gotta not die ammo i don't need no ammo i got six grenades here the bosses in this game will die to like two shots bumblebee all right i need this thing oh use this with this what what the hell what's the point of the video do i break out of here and then [ __ ] sell this is that the treasure inventing the jolt get these bees off get these bees off of me it's too dangerous to go any further why what is that yeah bumblebee leave me alone it's locked i lose oh spray that plant spray the plant good thinking it's too dangerous [ __ ] you guys can't do it maybe examine it's it pump spray it's a pump spray what does it say killer matriarch wow use the spray in the hole on the wall get these bees off me get these [ __ ] bees off me the hole in the wall in here huh oh i must have to go all the way around back to the pool i always forget i always forget i always remember right when i get off the box that's when i remember that that guy's there all right now i just gotta go to this go to this shoot to spring there ain't no hole in the wall where's the hole where's the hole down here i see no hole in the wall in the hallway that looks like a hallway what are you saying a hallway there's no hole in the wall i think you guys are done there's no holes here you think this is a hole this is a clock yeah i think you guys are starting to lose it this is a this is a plate this is not a hole you guys i try to use it on the plate see and i didn't think that was gonna work donkey in the hall next to the shark ladder oh the hall next to the shark okay so you're saying basically you're saying shoot it into the shark's mouth chad is trolling yeah yeah they're trolling use the book oh this is what the book is for all right use the book no that's not working i know i didn't need the book spray the bug spray into the shark's blue all right that that actually sounds right bless you this where the hole is is it here down the hall down the ladder this chat this this this is this [ __ ] use the book here yeah i don't think chad knows what they're talking about i don't think you guys you guys are thinking of the new resident evil maybe i should spray it into this thing see there it is see chat why are you guys saying use the book on the shark sometimes sometimes i don't think you guys play games all right now i can go in here and now i can finally get the red plant oh the key thank you bacon bacon bacon walks oh i took all the bees out with that move thank you tv i did like when i took the beast that was a good payoff you need the dog whistle for this next oh this is a typewriter room a giant plant is crushing the wall where's my treasure chest do i not have a treasure chest in this room oh my god oh my god organic chemistry lab experiment the similarities in the cellular characteristics of the rapidly growing plant affected by the time of virus have been reported in previous papers however while repeating these experiments an interesting new fact became clear we learned that a chemical in the umb family human being number 20 contains a compound that is so that is toxic to the cells of the plant oh that's that's the j-volt we have given it a new name j-volt if calculations proved correct when j-vault is applied directly to the root of the plant the entire plant should be dead within five seconds the v-jolt can be made by simply mixing the vp and um chemicals in a specific ratio however extra care must be taken when handling these chemicals they have been known to generate toxic gases if mishandled oh okay so i would have died if i did that wrong i don't need this info i already know i'm a genius all right so i just gotta spray my new fuel on the thing and that'll kill them off because g fuel causes you to instantly die put the book in oh he had the book i'm gonna take a bath first the knife this is the root i can spray this in what are you guys saying about the book burn the book burn the book really burn the book not gonna shoot it with the shotgun watch if you combine the shotgun with the bucket shoots it shoot the book i thought that would work maybe combine book with shotgun yeah i think yeah i think this game might be a little bit broken reorder the books puzzle puzzle how do you do it i see all right well clearly this is this is here now you have to be very artistic to be able to do this part this just goes here now this this part that goes dead the boobies go do the swap who [ __ ] assembled that puzzle the plant oh my god oh my god there he is face me use the thing doesn't work face me ow fight me [ __ ] he's [ __ ] he's killing me dad he's invincible he's invincible yeah [ __ ] go to this put it in the fireplace no eat the beans ow don't throw ass down my eye you dick i think i have to shoot him off here you gotta wait till he's tell his arms i can't even tell if this is hitting boom all right give me my give me my good gun i got this i got this i got this i got this guy under control oops used it face me face me now there i go here i go that did nothing that did nothing okay here's my chance here's my chance how do you miss boom hey kill it oh my god where do i apply the poison use the poison put the poison on the chair what the [ __ ] got the plan ending i got a lot of good endings i don't know if the real ending is going to be able to live up to the shark and plant ending now i gotta do the [ __ ] books again how do you shoot the poison on them go to the shark basement really gotta go all the way back to the shark basement can you just fight him why the [ __ ] would i go back to the shark room who makes who comes up with this [ __ ] this is like a point-and-click game this is point-and-click game logic all right we're going back to that shark room can you just fight him this is why you don't delete dog whistle i knew i should have kept the dog whistle all right where's the gatorade roof where's the gator room gator room reveal can dunko defeat the plant guy in 10 minutes oh i can defeat him in 10 minutes maybe this ain't right this ain't the right room never in a million years would i ever assume to come back to the shark room i thought this was done with forever yeah where did the sharks go oh thank you brand man the shark swam barry ate them very ate the sharks all right i have to pump the juice into the computer of course why didn't i think of this thank you mo guard all right clearly clearly what you have to do is put the juice in this zone juice activate room is in the aquarium oh here's a shark shark you remember when you try to eat me come in sick classic shark now where is the plant you just need to use the juice on the gravestone wait here it is hey [Applause] did that kill him already [Applause] that was it i beat him that was the shittiest boss yet all right oh there goes the plant that was that was the lamest thing it was such a big build up to that boss fight you just spray him and he's dead that was so anti-climatic oh my god wow donkey you sure killed that plant monster thank you come babies i killed the plant what the [ __ ] made this that was the game [ __ ] in the world this game has some really good stuff and some of the worst [ __ ] i've ever seen it has a good shark battle i had the good shark room i had the good storyline with the with the zombie eating dog food and then it has that spray poor gatorade on the plant and he's dead go back to the plant room i already beat him he's already been defeated i already won thank you alka seltzer all right where was the plant at it was this one hey oogie yeah i just started this game like an hour ago i'm almost done already it made it a little too easy i think it's very very easy game thank you foose cork now where was the guy the guy is this way [Music] all right plant time to die that was it oh no oh my god [Music] what the hell is this thing [Music] that one i thought it was finished that was close thanks again don't mention it but what was that a plant that was going on in this place oh you get barry now something about that mansion still bothers me but i think i'll stay here a little longer we should split up again and investigate all right barry you're a [ __ ] dumbass how do i just kill him just just shoot him he's such a dumb [ __ ] dimension key okay now i gotta go back to the mansion let's go shave did i win the bet did i defeat him in under 10 minutes i think i defeated him in under like one minute that was an easy boss i beat him faster than the snake i do i beat him faster than dracula wait a minute did i just go out of there this is something this is where does this go wasn't this the planet this is the plan okay oh wait there's a door there's a door upstairs what there's no door up here it looks like there was a door up here oh this camera angle is killing me just killing me this plant is like blocking the damn door bastard get out of the way oh that's the downstairs door all right i gotta walk all the way back to the mansion i thought there was gonna be like a shortcut i thought this game would cut me a break somewhere barry let's just take barry out wait a minute wait a minute what's this door this is a top secret door the door refuses okay this game is a [ __ ] looks like there's a ladder over there where do i go where do i how do i get how do what oh man this is the this is the world's worst camera of any game i say this has the worst camera think bubsy has better camera than this it's artistic i mean it looks they got the dlc wesker jill so you're safe that's what i was going to say i apologize it was all i could do to protect myself against those strange creatures i understand anyway it's good that you're safe did you notice barry he sounded a little flaky now that you mention it yeah i'll keep a cliff's eye maybe it's quite natural under these circumstances it's not really our standard operation jill our first priority is to get out of here i agree there are still rooms in that mansion we can't get into because they're locked up i've been looking for ways to okay if there's anything i'll go back to the other mansion i'm counting on you can't you just kick the door down and you just like shoot it shoot the hinges off wouldn't that be easier than finding the shitty keys all right here's the grenade launcher yeah that would probably work out pretty good watch this watch this watch this watch this nothing's grabbing me nothing's grabbing me because i killed them all right ah that should be good actually this swap out let's swap out a little here [Music] how many bullets can you have in the magnum six [Music] i want to stay like this pretty sure i beat this game sure the ending should be coming up pretty soon here i defeated the plant boss he was the most powerful boss so ten percent completed no that's not right that's not right wait where did i go oh this is a door it doesn't look like a door i finished chapter one no no no no no no wait i don't have this wait i went through all this for nothing i did all this for nothing i don't have the battery still i never got the battery i never got the battery oh my god oh my god i'll get these dogs away from me get these dogs away from me where do i go where do i go oh ow don't you bite my arm don't you bite my arms that's it no no now you now you pissed me off you want to face me you want to face me dumbass dogs no i how do you get out of this this way this is the way the product is 34 down no oh snake room this is the snake this is a snake i am really all right battery pick the battery up battery grenades yeah get the grenades dang acid grenades use this thing to protect yourself from that bulletproof thing in chains i went ahead and fixed that piece of crab door too barry does he mean the dracula guy that i already defeated i already killed that guy mary what's the stars radio doing here let's hope the thing still works thank you rhino gaming huh what is this [Music] this is the way that i went oh dinosaur how do i get away from the dinosaur do i fight the dinosaur oh another dinosaur [Music] [ __ ] you oh [ __ ] the zombies are dinosaurs [Music] who makes a shitty game who makes this game why is everything down be a dinosaur oh my god every [ __ ] every zombie that i left is now a dinosaur this is the dumbest game that i have played who comes up with these ideas who came up with the idea to turn them into dinosaurs these are the gorillas these are not gorillas these are dinosaurs i should have burned them oh my god this is what i get for skipping the burn oh my god i should have kept the dogs now does this finally open up this oh my god i finally opened this room this is going to be such a pain in the ass [ __ ] dinosaurs everywhere now go save yeah i should probably save i'll explore a little then i'll save if i see a dinosaur i'll just run until you've oh g fuel get that book there's something hidden nothing's changed i never thought that this room i designed as an experiment would pay off like this i can hide here safely for a while because nobody knows about the secret behind this painting not even sir spencer painting of a mansion in the back of the heart why did he write that down spencer will never know if the secret of them of the painting i'll leave this book out for him to find it all right all right painting of a mansion in the back of the art room good good hiding spot the writing to the writing just gets it gets better as you play could this be a telescope wait that's all this is that's all this room is no there's more there's more there this one where's the art room savor the guy who asked if this was dino crisis he knew this was dino crisis the whole time [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what's this yeah whoa whoa whoa whoa hey good thing i picked it up is this the battery this is something else is that all this is all right i'm out is this the tiger just a tiger treasure dang it i need something else to do this does this also have tank controls originally it did good night vitamin try not to get nightmares about the lizard people yeah if this had tank controls too and this camera system and this combat that that might i might break i mean this i don't know this they this this doesn't really help you too much to having the better movement it doesn't really make that much of a difference thank you hunk and doctor and mr barrington doesn't really change the game at all it makes you just like two percent more nimble good j good night mob jeep where am i going can i go into this thing you're awake and getting nightmares no no no this ain't scary just think back to the time that the zombie was eating dog food tank controls let you continue to move forward when the camera changes yeah that would make it a little easier but you can actually do that with this controls too if you like hold the direction you're going it's really weird like like here i can keep going right but it doesn't make any sense it's like it has nothing to do with where the camera is it's just hold this direction down and you'll keep going like i'm just holding bottom left i don't know it's for rare that's weird it's very weird tim shafer demanded tank controls tim shafer neested he needs to get it put a check put a brain check on him you need to use tilt controls to beat this game you probably do that's probably real uh the eagle room what is this what is this eagle room chief of security x-day is dawning on it's drawing out execute the following procedures within one week prompt actions are demanded one lure stars to the estate and obtained bowels raw combat data against stars oh my god somebody lured us here i can't believe it collect two embryos of each mutated specimens of samples excluding the tyrant dispose of the tyrant three ensure complete disposal of the arclay laboratory including all personnel and test animals disguise their deaths as an accident when the above procedures are executed report to headquarters for further instructions if for some reason you are unable to execute the procedure by the deadline report immediately in case of emergency situations report directly to the extension number 5691 good luck umbrella headquarters you know it's an evil plan when they just write it all on a piece of paper how do i get the ego jewel give me that jewel should i shoot him shoot him that's like when in spider-man when you hack into the computer and it says if this information gets out we'll ruin the icecorp forever the light switch what did that do there's like a glowing reaper up there get that guy it's so hard to tell where anything is the force perspective oh my god no push the table don't climb up push the table push it we're just pushing it oh my god don't climb up the table push the table press the table push the table maybe you can't push okay you can okay you can't push it that direction this game is breaking myself this game is breaking my soul there was so much stupid [ __ ] in this game okay i see what you gotta do got to do do this you gotta come up here come up here say this shoot him in the head what is it attached to the moose see you too what is the point of the eagle oh there's a bison guy over here this guy so when you step on this that does something the ego can't see you or something if the ego spots you you're busted i don't know if i can beat this game you guys i don't know if i can beat it this is really pushing my patience to the test here it really thinks that i want to get this jewel but i don't i don't want to get this jewel at all run under the eagle why can't i just shoot the eagle just shoot him i need like a stealth sheet to throw over the heat see you same squatch i have to use the non-golden bee from the beginning not the non-golden bee not the nine golden bee you have to run and climb it up quickly before the eagle sets its sights on you really no way you can't do that maybe that is how it works whatever is the dumbest solution that's the real solution just try to invent like try to invent like what's the stupidest way to do it just just come up with it off the top of your head what's the dumbest solution they could probably do and that that that's probably the real solution make the deer in the eagle kiss that might be real actually how did the crate get over here i did not put the crate here okay okay wait wait the ego the eagle was not onto me if i come here i can trick look away look away do a double jump you have to hypnotize the eagle with a sick fortnight dance once it clicks you're done it clicks and it starts blinking that's when you lost oh i almost hit it go go go go go oh i almost said it i'm gonna save it standing in the light attracts its sight the light oh my god that's how it works so i just gotta push this over into the dark zone this one is already in the dark zone though and that ego still sees but i guess i can get this one oh wait i don't have inventory this is the stupidest [ __ ] game this is the stupidest [ __ ] game this is one of the shittiest games ever made horror games is the worst genre of games oh my god horror games that's the worst video games ever made the people who make horror games have never played another video game in their life that's the worst [ __ ] oh my god that's the worst [ __ ] i've ever seen i hate this guy after that i hate this game where's the [ __ ] typewriter room oh i gotta go downstairs there yeah this game did go downhill after the doggy food in the shark battle if you weren't here for the shark battle this game is a 0 out of 10 right now but the people who were here for the shark battle you know you know how good it gets doners up [Music] i don't know i don't know if i can continue thank you dan ram and pew [Music] do i have any shotgun left nope no more shotgun left [Music] all right [Music] how much longer is this game how much longer is it am i almost done with this game no i'm not there's still a ton more all right well that's that's gonna be it for tonight i don't know if i'll ever come back to this game this is kind of a nightmare [Music] kind of them kind of agonizing every moment of this game would probably rather play death stranding than this game pretty sure uh i just i just gotta i just gotta quit out of this all right thanks for watching everybody i'm going next time i play a game that doesn't make me want to shoot myself goodbye everybody bye bye goodbye hi guys hi guys it's a video video [Music] video you

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