Dumb Police Calls That Turned Serious Very Quickly

police over at it what dumb call turned serious very quickly not me but my dad who was a cop and is still a firefighter had one that i still laugh at he was working a shift on the police department back in the early to mid 80s and got a call late one night for smoke showing from a residence his assistant chief shows up first i should preface by saying he was a fat and lazy frickin didn't properly check and radio dispatch that there wasn't smoke showing and to disregard the fire department my dad shows up and his ac tells him that it was a false alarm and my said he was going to check anyway he said he smelled smoke as he got out of his cruiser and said he was going to check for himself he opened the backyard fence and down the small hill to the back as he walked to the back of the house he saw smoke pouring out of the saffits and saw flames in the back windows he radios dispatch to have the fire department remain enroute and that smoke and flames visible and then asks for mutual aid from a neighboring department fire department shows up and was able to knock down the fire before it got too out of hand besides some serious smoke damage but the house was eventually refinished and still stands to this day not a cop i'm a nurse but i was a vet tech at this time i went to our main clinic for a beating which was next to a liquor store watched a guy get out of his car staggering all over the place we just thought he was just another drunk getting more juice then he collapsed on the ground my co-workers ran over to him and immediately started cpr turned out he had been sober for a year but had felt bad all day he decided he had enough of feeling bad and was going to get a drink turned out he felt bad because he had had a heart attack and was in heart failure he didn't make it that's so sad not a police officer but have a story once my dad was dating this woman who had a teenage son the kid did not like my dad at all one day dad and his girlfriend got into a fight and my dad slept in the garage he woke up to her son and two of his friends holding baseball bats around him the kids beat up my dad and ran off my dad called the police to report the incident but when the cops realized who my dad was they arrested my dad on the spot for not paying child support to my mom tl dr my dad called the cops on his girlfriend's son ended up getting arrested what happened to the child not a cop but i guarantee the ones involved remember this one they were originally there to arrest a guy selling drugs on campus they passed me in the stairwell on their way up while i was going to borrow some notes from a classmate a few minutes go by and i'm back in the stairwell and get passed by the same cops on their way down and moving quick turns out they handcuffed the guy sat him down did god only knows what while homeboy superman out the window head first from the 11th floor so that was an interesting day he lived and he's somehow not a vegetable to be fair he's a vegetable for jumping out of the 11th floor in the first place not a cop but as a mcds worker we called 9-1-1 on a group of teens who came in drunk and unruly we called because one of them was a little more drunk and tipsy and sat down put his head down and passed out his friends thought his was hilarious cops showed up with a smirk at first figuring it was just [ __ ] teens when they poured a little cold water on mr passed out and he did not flinch they stopped smiling when they looked at his medic alert bracelet they got real serious paramedics came and worked in the kid he survived but nearly died he was diabetic and suffering alcohol poisoning his blood sugar was way off cops said he would have died if we did not call them seeing the cops go from smirks to sirius like that was scary it also gave those two cops a story to tell other leos about not assuming anything bet those two cops look for medical alert bracelets first now not me but my dad also wasn't a police officer at the time but a constable he was going to a guy's house to serve him a summons as his usual and routine he got there and went up to the house and the guy answered as he was talking to him and serving him the summons the guy pulled out a gun my dad pulled out his and told him to drop the gun instead the guy then turned the gun on himself and pulled the trigger blowing his own brains out my dad was a cop before this though so it wasn't the first time seeing something like this city cop here i was driving to a call for service and saw a vehicle that was stopped in opposite lanes of traffic there were about seven vehicles stopped behind it but a green light was ipho the stopped car i made a u-turn of the next intersections and went back to the stopped car i approached the passenger side on foot and i saw an elderly driver alone in the driver's seat she wasn't responding at all to me from outside the vehicle she was just looking straight ahead with two hands on the wheel with the car in gear i wake to the driver's side and saw that she had a gash in the left side of her head about four inches long and so deep i could see her skull blood was running down her face and neck pooling in her lap i smashed the back window to get access to the shifter and out the car in park then called for medics as they were enroute she started having a seizure i had to keep her wound closed neck in a neutral position and make sure her tongue wasn't getting bit off the medics showed up so i left the scene and went to her house check the plate registration for the address as it was right around the corner i show up there and interrupt a burglary in progress two me head buttholes apparently thought they could get away with a home invasion by knocking out the old bird and taking their time they didn't figure her to be tough enough to get up and flee her house when they were upstairs after all this i learned she had terminal cancer and was near death anyways but we at least got a couple lower criminals off the street not a cop but i witnessed the event i was at a mcdonald's with a friend and we were sitting down eating when a lady with a cinder block came in she sat behind a family at a booth with the cinder block on the table an employee came over and asked her to remove the cinder block from the table and she refused the employee must have called the police because they showed up like two minutes after she was standing next to the table and was calm but refused to get the block off the table the family sitting behind them got up and went to leave because the situation was a little much when their maybe four-year-old kid jumped out of the booth first the lady quickly grabbed the cinder block and swung it over her head and tried to smash it on the kid somehow she missed and it crumbled on the ground in the dad and the cop flew in and pinned her to the floor she got arrested of course but everyone was clearly upset if that lady hadn't missed it could have been really bad the family was upset and everyone in the restaurant were asking them if they were okay moral of the story don't go to mcdonald's not a leo but i work ems we had a lift assist for an old lady that needed help standing turn into a cpr call one of our guys responded with our utility first responder vehicle because the caller and dispatch reported no injury just someone who needed help standing well 10 minutes later he marks on scene then another minute later we hear cpr in progress over the radio and hear him call for assistance was on my coach officer phase and responded to a call where one of our repeat customers was involved the individual in question usually called us to resolve nonsensical issues with his neighbors it was usually entertaining to go to his cause just because of the sheer hilarity and stupidity of it all well one time during a boring shift where pretty much nothing happened my coach officer and i along with pretty much the entire sector responded pretty much the entire shift in our division congregated there since we all know it was going to be a fun one it well my ceo starts talking to him hey boss what's up and this individual who we'll call vlad not his name starts explaining the situation my neighbors at it again he keeps looking at me through his window all scared like i didn't do anything to him yet but i'll claim that but eventually and the conversation keeps going eventually my coach officer at the time asks him about his other neighbor so boss man how's bob fake name again treating you oh you don't need to worry about him anymore he ain't gonna bother anyone anymore know what i mean oh yeah why is that and so we're expecting some hilarious reply you can see us grinning from here to here waiting for comedic gold then vlad replies cause i killed him i done slipped his throat he tried to take my veggies as you can imagine we went from grinning to bursting out of laughter my ceo didn't laugh at that point we all took the hint my coach officer was a 10-year vet and a wartime cop who knew his crap if he thought something was up so did we vlad then showed us the body of bob of which had been decomposing for a few days arrested immediately and charged he didn't even go to court he got off and was put into a mental health facility for the criminally insane kind of like a sanatorium asylum guy turned out to be schizophrenic moral of the story if a schizophrenic dude tells you he murdered somebody chances are he did p.s for all of you americans a coach officer is an fto we're just fancy with our words up north skis are usually non-violent but there are those who are dangerous just thought i'd put it out there since there's this idea of them being dangerous a friend i worked with went out on a loose livestock call and god ran over and hospitalized by said livestock acker a cow cows can be very very dangerous barking dog into a shooting call drug deal gone bad soliciting call into a suicide by police attempted by charging us with a knife a disabled vehicle into a fatal crash trying to go to the bathroom and a burglary in progress call goes out in my area noise complaint about a neighbor call neighbor shot himself drunk belligerent uber passenger he had a warrant for multiple murders my fav burglary in progress at night bad guy on scene get there go to clear the house find the bad guy who nearly scared me shitless almost dumped a mp5 mag into him turned out to be cardboard cutout homeowners drunk friends thought it would be a good prank bond james bond with the gun pointing pose i laughed after i could feel my heart beat again i forget a lot off top my head had a call for a disabled vehicle broken down car got there car was in gear with parking brake on nobody in the car turned from a hey do you need a tow truck to a missing person case we found the guy a few hours later safely not a cop but my friend's dad responded to a call about a guy who was yelling anti-semitic phrases at people when his dad got there the man went postal and peed on him not the best way to spend at 2 a.m i worked in a rural area there was a local woman who would always call she used to be a nurse but ended up going sort of crazy using eminent just becoming a deplorable piece of trash she would frequently call and report some bs burglary or life problem that she usually brought upon herself by her drug use and her friend's choices one night a friend of her called and reported he was at her shack and she was lying on the ground rolling around and acting weird i figured she got high and was acting weird myself and another deputy arrived and found the victim lying on the ground mumbling and saying she was hurt while the guy who called what calmly standing there and smoking a cigarette and saying he didn't know what happened he showed up and found her on the ground and called we didn't think anything occurred other than her getting high and having some type of episode my partner checked her out just to cover our bases and we discovered she had been shot seven times with a point two two turns out she got into it with her parolee neighbor and he took a point two two and unloaded on her she lived and he got 70 years in canada czech well-being call from neighbor of two early twenties longshoremen she'd heard them yelling and screaming on and off throughout the night and what sounded like glass breaking then silence i get there guy opens the door apologizes says he and the roommate were playing cod in their separate rooms and were just really into the games he hadn't heard the breaking glass and his buddy in the other room had been afk for a while he assumed he was getting high or whatever go to another guy's room knock don't hear anything announce that it's the police doing a wellness check nothing open the door and the guy is dead on the ground meatball sub in hand some of his stomach fluid has come out his nose and ran up over his eyes and it's all burned from the stomach acid i'd had a few noise complaints from neighbors about these two in the past so was expecting more bylaw definitely not a sudden death there are a lot of mentions further down about the watches necklaces older people where that will automatically call for help and they sound like a good idea my mum has a button she can push if she needs help wears it around her neck she has fallen several times but doesn't want to be a bother to anyone i work with elderly people and they say this every time not a cop nor did i see this but heard about it so apparently this random guy just walks up to my neighbor's house alabama and knocks on the door as soon as someone answers the door the guy shoots him dead then the dead guy's wife fights off the gunman until the police arrive apparently this dude knew the wife from therapy she was a therapist and was trying to kill her but instead shot the husband because he answered the door first it was some pretty scary stuff my dad ended up having to sew the wife up at the hospital freaking heck i bet she wasn't doing therapy much more after that not a police officer but something i witnessed and may or may not have had something to do with it me and my friends were just chilling at my house playing call of duty and halo this was 2010 i have very noisy neighbors while we thought we would play a prank on the bike calling the cops on them and hope that might shut them up well when we did we said that we think they have been using and selling drugs when the cops arrived like 30 minutes later they busted down the door we heard gunfire this soon turned into a gun fight my neighbor was apparently running his own drug cartel they had to call back up and everything i wonder what would have happened if me and my friends had not called the cops you were a piece of crap for doing that as a prank and just lucky that there happened to be something going on there i hope you stopped doing that because if you didn't you're a piece of crap people have died over cops being sent to someone's house who has done nothing not a cop but when i was a kid i needed to use the bathroom at walmart located in the back behind the tech area i was using a stall when a guy entered the store next to me being a bored kid i noticed he had bright distinct red shoes some time passes and i start to hear paper being torn but thick paper like a cardboard box this dude drops a whole pair of headphones onto the ground curses and picks them up he then tries flushing all the evidence of the box down the toilet and shockingly most of it went down industrial grade he then left the bathroom trying to act normal i wait a few seconds and then wash up and peek outside the door no luck i walk out and look around still nothing i then remembered the shoes bingo i see him walking towards the middle of the store i walked up to a customer service lady middle-aged indian woman and tell her this dude was sharp lifting a pair of headphones she gets the whole story and calls security they then have undercover guys watch him as they can't do anything until he exits the store i walk off to go find my family this guy runs an aisle and grabs me by my shirt and pushes me against the shelf hey what did you say to that lady over there redditors i should have won an oscar oh me and her kid go to school together etc he bought it he lets me go and walks off a few minutes later he gets dragged inside by security and taken to the back office needless to say i never went back to that store again you should have only gone back to that store he was no doubt banned it's the only place you'd be safe hospital security here right as i clock in there is a call to escort a patient the behavioral unit fairly run of the mill stuff but when i get to the floor the patient is just wandering around with the sitter following normally baker act patients are confined to their room until they go to the behavioral unit when i get there i ask her to stay in her room until the nurse can grab a wheelchair so we can go she started yelling about how she had to go to get her kids the nurse arrives with a wheelchair and she just absolutely refuses to go near it by this time she's been yelling for a good 10 minutes now so the nurses call for help and in our case that includes the local pd so last shift supervisor my supervisor and our pd officer show up and the crap really hits the fan we tell her that she can get in the wheelchair nicely or we can put her in the wheelchair after we put her in the wheelchair she also got some hell doll that doesn't do a dang thing she's still clawing at the furniture trying to get out of the wheelchair we put her back into the bed because she to be having a panic attack and backed off a little she starts screaming that we never gave her time to calm down and just immediately stuck her with a needle believe me i would kill for a dart gun with some jihad and solve 80 percent of my problems as the ed says this is my friend g and you'll sleep till dawn so we wheel her down the hallway holding her down on the bed when we get her to the intake room she's super rude to the behavioral nurses and when she gets shown her room and is told that she'll have a roommate she tells us all to frick off and she'll sleep in the hallway three more escorts at night were problems too officer i met once opened with going to a crazy house party and shaming a bunch of drinking teens the story takes a hard turn when someone pulls a gun and his partner gets murdered obligatory not cop but friend of a guy whose dad is a cop it was actually the reverse it started seriously but ended hilariously he went to go bust some drug ring who knows what he was going to find instead he found a homeless dude with a syringe he said you shouldn't inject yourself with syringes off the ground you could get a disease to which the homeless dude responded you see to me diseases are like pokemon gotta catch em all that got a snort out of me not a cop but sometimes when i pass a cop i try to slow down to the speed limit without hitting the brakes so they don't see the lights i think everyone does this tldr ride along went south and almost ended in a shooting not a leo but trying to become one i was doing a ride along and we stopped a vehicle for going 67 and a 45 it was around 1am i pop my door and watch as my officer walks up to the driver window they talk very briefly and the officer walks back to me so he's suspended knows he's suspended and the car is a rental that i sent in his name so i am going to give him a ticket for the speed a ticket for the suspension and impound the vehicle call 414 another unit officer i know and ask her to come out because he is gonna be p ok sick so i call 414 she shows up and asks about what's going on and about the guy's history etc she then posts up on the rentals right hand tail light i sit on the push bur and the driver gets out of the car and walks to the trunk he needed to grab his stuff he was super apologetic and nice since it was a cold night we were gonna let him sit in our car until his ride showed up so to set the scene my officer on the left tail light me on the pusher driver at the trunk and the female officer on the right taillight driver pops the trunk and just kinda stares into it he then picks up a jacket and the female officer screams gun gun gun and draws on him or my officer does as well so i am frozen in fear as i am in some major crossfire i got back into cover as they ordered him to back up my officer reaches in and secures a gun he walks over to me and tries to clear it it won't clear turns out it was an airsoft gun but for a brief second i thought that i was gonna catch a few extra holes lol if you are new to the channel you can subscribe i publish new videos every day until then check another video [Music] bye for now

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Length: 21min 49sec (1309 seconds)

Published: Fri Nov 06 2020