drunk jschlatt makes millions, calls gf minx

are you ready for this next one it's time what it's you man it's me it's you oh the next one is you i'm drunk do you have what it takes to auction this off no unreleased plushie that's never been seen before the plushie was crying and i will also sign it no one has ever seen this plushie so far uh i imagine if you buy it now you can sell it for a lot more on ebay can you open this bottle for me dude yeah and then just put it in my mouth dude i can't bid i can't bid fast enough they're they're they're bidding faster how do i bid tip more guys for the kids guys for the kids man amazing muzzle top thank you like i was saying that's the plushie i'm pointing at it your hair is immaculate smelling thank you thank you all right we have the bidding at one thousand dollars this is a brand new plushie from schlatt that has never been released to the public come on yeah there we go andy don't worry i will throw this away just as the other ones andy monakas 1200 andy thinks i'm the coolest minecrafter did you did you say you're gonna sign this yeah i'm gonna sign it oh he's still calling himself a minecrafter phyllis minecraft they're mostly searching for spaced minecraft their most red-pilled minecraft there wait wait me makes this big mistake what the [ __ ] makes you spend three thousand fifty dollars for the plushie three thousand five thousand whoa oh i'm getting a call is it minx i have no i have no idea who that was oh that was me i changed my number i i'll call mix right now jerry sweetie did you tweet it it's not here how are you are you drunk [Music] okay fine you'll have to bid six thousand it just won't make sense if you've been any lower no no you have to bid six thousand dollars call her sweetie sweetie tara she's pretty you're pretty come on becca sweetie honey pie wait is she on cam yeah she is look how hot she looks holy [ __ ] yo my name is nick ashman gold you're looking you can resell it makes you suck where's your six thousand dollar bid she did it she did it six thousand dollars for the plushie look this is why we love each other a little bit more now though what's wrong with you i just spent 6 500 on it i'm so sorry you'll have to bid seven thousand it just wouldn't make sense if you've been any lower nick get away she said hi to you it's been like five minutes looking at her five minutes i'm just looking at her what is wrong like you were just sitting there man five minutes what is going on can we do trades she like do like like eight thousand plus pictures of her feet about my girlfriend i'm sorry i'm sorry i mean i might be into it that's what google translate says did you hang up on her yeah no she hung up on me oh no ten thousand dollars yo easy yo let's go holy [ __ ] call mink's back and tell her to do twelve thousand dollars okay come on brother twelve come on a thousand or nothing more come on man look at this thing this is the biggest item here come on and we also have a plushie come on oh come on i guess i need to help here man stable stabilizer i think maybe we should stop oh he needs more oh god oh god oh my god oh god for charity for cheer for the kids my mouth here yeah honestly you could probably we are going to go once for this for ten thousand dollars a lot of money guys a lot of money eleven thousand one hundred dollars okay so remember how i own the least equity in this company yes i say that changes no i know no wait this is pants on right no no canonically canonically canon canonically you you get a knife and you cut a little hole and you can fill it with any other type of stuffing that you like love we're going to count it down from 10 but 10 streamer seconds 10 on the right back four no shot twelve thousand dollars you think red dead redemption would have the money he's not gonna let it go it just wouldn't make sense to bid anything [Music] hey beautiful so look the plushie is is going for only 13 000 if you bid 13 000 you can get it here's nick hey look at it hi nick hey do you want this yeah yeah i know you want that [ __ ] screenshot for [ __ ] more money oh my gosh he's scamming us he's scamming us can you please bid 13 000 on it red dead redemption do you want we're gonna count it down from 15 14. five i never told you before i'm in love with you three times two yeah two when are you coming to us and one um one million dollars guys all right all right all right hold on all right we'll give him we're gonna give him a minute all right rajan thank you so much for the million dollars if you get a million dollars i will get a tattoo of your name on my ass okay listen if you give us raj and if you give us the million you get every item after this and we're done with the auction it is all over well hold on easy easy surely it wouldn't make any sense call me back and not go for two it wouldn't make any sense if you didn't bid two two million dollars right now i'm gonna call max back hey can i just say so crazy thing just happened um someone bit a million a million dollars on the hi plushy look it's the only woman who hasn't cheated on school are you sure yeah i came last what's up oh yeah yeah okay that's probably true yeah never mind anyways i look forward to your 1.1 million dollar bid honey no okay how does that work [Music] with exclamation mark bid that's not [ __ ] real yeah it's real yeah what's your name can you send them over to my channel actually no no no this is ours so i've just received word from our charity dick the account was made like 20 minutes ago and the 50 is real but we are removing you from bids [ __ ] you minks have you gotten laid yet have you gotten laid yet the guy are you still a virgin [Music] so why are you tweeting about how you're so down bad all the time when you get [ __ ] everybody so like you look so beautiful right now if you were here god knows what would happen right [Music] i feel like i just don't want to put things in my ass yeah i did try the small ones guys for the kids it felt so good [Music] 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Length: 8min 13sec (493 seconds)

Published: Thu Jun 24 2021