I went on a Minecraft date.

[Music] it's me i'm back look look i'm sure you saw the last video where i dumped the girl in front of like a million people look i felt bad about that i felt kind of kind of like a dick uh so i decided hey you know what let me take her out on a date let's make a nice night for her uh you know kind of entirely out of pity um i'm sure you saw the title of the video so that this is what is happening we're going on a minecraft date we're not together okay if i see anybody shipping me and minks i i am going to swat you i'll end up in jail it'll be like what i did back in the 90s all over again i'd rather be shipped with barack obama oh oh god what the [ __ ] i can't i can't change it you guys i can't change that man i'm not i'm not no no we're not they're not no we're not doing that we're not doing that anyways the time has come i came dressed to the occasion you know i had my yin and yang sweatshirt on because men and women go together like that and i read that in the bible and so the day begins hey minx we're playing minecraft baby this took me so [ __ ] long do you know what i didn't even have a minecraft day yeah man thank you i just wanna are you excited oh my god um excuse me i have a very special day planned for you minx one that includes lots of mining lots of crafting lots of kissing and getting to know each ot um and getting to know each other oh yeah just a fair warning before the video goes any further minx has a bit of a potty mouth she just can't stop swearing all right it's very unattractive i don't like it so i've done you guys the favor and i've censored out all her swears so thank me later thank you later so why did you pick host on me again i actually had a list of questions the first question was why did you think i picked love i thought it was reverse psychology you know man no they never they never it's never a straight yes or no answer with men it's never a straight yes or no answer yeah if you guys were more like women who just tell it how it is you know maybe maybe i would have actually believed you um okay we have very listen we it's fine it's fine we might just have very different perceptions of the world around us what the [ __ ] i can't believe you played this game for so long i thought this game was made for kids it is made for kids that's the thing what made my gameplay of a unique mix oh god is that i actually don't uh really know how to play the the golems the golem's going after him no no no no look look the golem's going after him he's not fast enough there it is there it is oh my god wait wait do it with this one do with this one holy [ __ ] look at that oh my god wait do they do it with the pigs too over here no i don't think they do that with the pigs um or else you'd be you'd be in the air right now okay that was good look here's the thing minx doesn't really know how to play the game and since i'm kind of the guy who brought back the game uh i figured you know what i'll teach her a lot of the day was spent learning how to press buttons uh and i was starting to lose my patience with her no one's attacking me i can change that if you want wait where's my no i don't want that slap i'm scared you know what i did hear a liar and i don't think you've a liar but i don't know makes hold steady i'm gonna shoot i'm gonna shoot it makes mix hold steady this is the worst day i've ever been on maybe i seem a little trigger-happy in the past couple videos but i just i just really want to try it out it's fine it's polymer clock 17. i want is this is my business my problem someone comes into my house i shoot him i think you should shoot the pope in the face unless you're a [ __ ] i i what makes look i know the pope is a bit of a windbag but you can't go around saying stuff like that i'm not gonna shoot the pope why he's a holy man he'll be a holy man after he put a bullet through his head you did not just make a [ __ ] but you did not just say that about the [ __ ] pope that was good did you line me up for that that was so funny please keep that in that's gonna be like a they're gonna think women are funny now make sure but don't add this part in just just keep that one joking like just that one who's that was that a keyboard that just sounded like a hostile a lot of hostility in the banging that went on there we could go to couples therapy after this do you know how much the catholic faith means to me and you're gonna you're gonna talk about putting a [ __ ] bullet through the pope's head are you are you kidding me are you a [ __ ] protestant i am oh my god i think it's we're not on good terms it's okay bud it's okay okay i [ __ ] up my desk no you didn't i shut my desk from it look what you made me do [ __ ] i can't i can't i can't get this [ __ ] are you [ __ ] kidding me there's a [ __ ] crack in it mix you can break your desk what's your desk made of i'm actually learning that it's just now uh it's made out of cardboard i don't like liars this relationship desk is made out of cardboard i'm not even joking and the desk actually is [ __ ] it's actually [ __ ] look it's made out of cardboard this entire this entire setup is built on paper you are [ __ ] joking because you can't [ __ ] buy it it's aren't you a millionaire it's made out of cardboard the desk is cardboard no it's not it is it's actually made out of cardboard this isn't i don't believe you for a second looks like someone took a [ __ ] bite out of it holy [ __ ] [ __ ] michelle obama around here all right look at this point i'm a bit i'm a bit already at my wit's end with her but you know if there's anything i've learned with women you just you just have to be persistent with them you know you have to open your mind open your heart and and just see where the night goes and so that's what i tried to do i tried to go in and and you know make the best of it i'm willing to give you a second chance okay when the sun goes down we'll get it we'll get a nice meal we'll eat some food uh and we'll have a nice time yeah i have a couple questions actually first of all i i don't i don't think you answered this why did you think that i was the best choice on that lover host when you had so many men pick love well you know originally i thought it was a reverse psychology and also i'm really interested in you i think we go really well but it is mainly the views no i'm kidding no i'm really not kidding i mean makes stop talking i have another question on the on the list of questions that i brought uh why it's it's funny it says it says uh why do you look like that you're talking about my minecraft that's the page right that's just what the paper says yeah don't let me you're talking you are talking about the minecraft no i'm not talking about the minecraft i'm not i'm talking about like real life i guess that's a tough one actually um that's a tough one you kind of look like a like a ghost almost you know you know uh you know ghosts so like the ones that like go like that type of ghost or is there a yeah the ones that are like white and scary oh besides me makes we we planned this whole day out it was supposed to be a really fun time before i realize the type of person you are and there's a there's a whole bunch of surprises inside this village that i didn't tell you about that's the most um i've never had this done for me before i'm so excited too oh cool redstone [Music] sick oh oh that's anyways minx i also brought connor on board to help me i called in a favor you know the date wasn't going perfect by any stretch of the imagination so i decided hey you know what he can be our waiter come out of that comment i don't even know why you're in that house come on we're here to have a good time we've got a whole day it is a date it's absolutely positively a date this is my friend connor eats pants he's gonna be our concierge you need a chaperone minx i've seen how you behave i thought we were sitting down for a nice shut up just pretend i'm not here or you can pretend like i am here and i don't like this i feel he's [ __ ] scaring me i'm [ __ ] freaked out now okay will you feel better if i'm like yeah yeah yeah yeah thank you thank you one of the one of the great ideas we had beforehand was uh to set up a bunch of fun boxes around the map that minx would be able to interact with and each box would do its own thing and do something different and there was only one guarantee oh my god would they be fun press the button button that's the button oh there is a button that [Music] oh i can't get it oh you're a lucky lady is she still going i don't see any i don't see any any progress being made i see a little bit you see a little bit i think so if you squint thank god oh [ __ ] good boy good boy [Music] that's funny that's funny that's funny subscribe to my twitch channel with twitch prime if that was funny if that was funny you got it you gotta hit sub just go to my channel link your amazon account to twitch it's completely free i get paid that's what it's all about baby look at this one i can see it yeah hey follow me sure oh oh wow i think you're in dude here oh come with me come with me hey hey guys where did you go no oh wow it's a bit loud what are you doing over there why don't you say what are you doing up there why don't you [ __ ] say that because i can't [ __ ] walk in the ground that's a fair thing to say that's the first name for the boss it's a good thing you go up after all the fun me and minx had that night uh it was time to finally sit down and eat and have a romantic relaxing dinner thanks the sun is setting we're gonna have a nice romantic dinner oh my god don't cry don't cry come on don't cry jesus christ oh my god i hate when women cry bro we've got the schlatt chair over here uh we've got the dining table and uh we've got the uh the broad chair which is where you sit oh i didn't realize so this is like a rich person state yeah yes yeah i was like what do you see the ambiance look at this we got the [ __ ] ambiance [ __ ] look mix i pulled out all the stops and if you don't believe me watch this you know what i have you know what i'm you know what i'm doing right now that's very interesting what are you unboxing it's a candle oh it says this smells like my vagina oh my god why are you sniffing that why would you play a little tune for you [Music] dinner time yeah all right all right all right so i've prepared a full meal for both of you i hope you enjoyed the performance i did i've prepared you oh my god two nice pieces of chicken you treat me too well and rabbit stew rabbit stew the waiter's about to serve you your food uh um no i want what he's having oh that oh no i can go prepare that [Music] you ready to eat yeah here we go here's something gonna happen if i eat no no food yeah listen i know your people don't really know much about food as evidenced in the uh in the mid 19th century when that terrible thing happened hey terrible thing like they no no no how do you even run out they just ran anyways [Music] oh see sorry it's perfect see isn't this nice isn't this nice i'm actually here to apologize yeah connor it'd be best if you left if you left the room i'm actually here to apologize mix i i feel really bad stop talking stop talking makes i am super sorry about the time that i called you while you were streaming and you you picked up and you looked and you looked at me and i looked at you and i i burst out laughing um and then said you look horrible can i help you you know my intention of doing that i just i'm one of those people you know like i don't got a filter i don't got a filter you know i say what comes to my mind and everything i say i mean i'm also sorry about the uh the time like i called you while you were streaming i don't wanna apologize and i i for like 30 minutes straight i tried to get you to uh to show me your tits and ass let i spend my entire life blood trying to trying to to erase toxic masculinity and that is just one that's just one place where i just i didn't measure up yeah no no it's fine um i'm really glad that we talked about this i'm sorry about the time that i that i called you while you were streaming and and i just ate homemade bread sticks for things i don't want to talk about i don't want to talk i don't i don't like i put them in my mouth and sucked on them i don't [ __ ] up with me i don't know why i did that i'm not this way i don't know what i did that i don't know why what was going through my head or mouth and i get it but there's holy [ __ ] i mean it was hot but i mean i would never do it again my last thing that i'm done that i'm gonna apologize for is i'm sorry for launching you into the air repeatedly i'm sorry for launching you into the air repeatedly and making you die each time [Music] you

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Length: 18min 25sec (1105 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 11 2020