We gave each other SCUFFED gifts

knockout stop stop stop that listen you keep doing that he'll get he'll get more happy than you expect everybody welcome back to the show where we give each other presents it's like a it's like a bad version of Christmas let us pray let us pray Lord Jesus Jesus we thank you for the nfts in which we are about to purchase we would also like to thank you for Jay schlatt sure he's replaceable but you know what he's my friend and he's pretty cool number four on trimming he's number four on trending he has number 132 bricks I'm actually surprised you you remembered the number of bricks I have I got you something as a way to show my appreciation to you wow better be an nft I love you man no way foreign it's a cone head oh I could be the guy from Spy Kids oh I got you I got you I'm a janitor for the Middle School guys let's check what's behind this door we're going to YouTube she's supposed to be 10. I like Tim this one's for me oh you look gonna look ugly you look like you got bunk'd on the head and then your head went like Tom and Jerry it's a Tom and Jerry episode yeah dude I got you something listen from this nft crazy we've been making millions I want to share those Millions with you we've been making a lot of money did the cameraman just touch your ass it's what cameraman do I'm used to it happy 1 million subscriber on your 13th Channel thank you enjoy don't stick your hand in too far one nft one NFC did you really just put that code on what's the code [Music] someone redeemed this nft on open C dot IO it's actually a steam code for getting over it pretty crappy gift this is actually a double gift I got the box really for your cat congratulations on your new apparel you get me a shirt would you get me like something to wear jump King oh it's a jump king shirt yeah so the creators of jump King gave me that shirt they gave me this you don't want this it's all yours man okay Trevor you're a poor little piece of [ __ ] she's a tax write out for the homeless pipe and smoke it you pour it you [ __ ] bottom feeder oh look it's five dollars Trevor's foaming at the mouth right now for this thing do I get it no no no oh it's another [ __ ] jumping shirt so I knew you was like the first jumping this one there's a smoking hot babe at the top is it mine I got you another gift man because you mean so damned much to me damned much huh yeah God get out of here come on wait it's Petey the piranha plant action figure limited edition those lights are a thousand dollars each don't bump into those lights look I'm really proud of this one all right I think you're gonna like it what come on another box with ears it's not [ __ ] ears bro no why the [ __ ] did you do that again get that box out of here come on no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no [Music] it's one of those Shake Weights I know this is a one wheel I think it's like a hoverboard [Music] okay are you balancing see wasn't that fun oh it's [ __ ] heavy [Music] stuff it's terrible I can't yeah careful you gotta be more careful man oh yo this is gonna suck bro if we came and figured out how the [ __ ] to drive it I'm going bro Mom it's me I just bought two nfts they're both bricks do I have health insurance ah okay that's all I need thank you hey good news we have health insurance we do yeah oh it's perfect I figured it out I'm coming back hurry up dude no well come on give me the next [ __ ] gift here let's try to lure slap back there's only one way come here schlatt come here plushies I can scam thousands of children into buying them oh my Lord I can't do it bro oh wait a minute it just started spinning on its own [ __ ] this piece of [ __ ] where's the gift you wanted to give me well you gave me a thousand dollar gift I don't really have anything to match that oh yo except this it's my YouTube Plex so I thought that you like to brag a lot and show off and you're a narcissist and you like everyone knowing that you're really good at stuff so I thought what better way for a narcissist to feel good about themselves than give him what he already has you should give me a break then I should have got him a break [ __ ] is this Guitar Hero Guitar Hero Legends of Iraq yes what with the manual I where's the guitar Let It Rock Man you didn't include the guitar I didn't include the guitar if you break it you buy it man [Music] I'm such a [ __ ] [Music] [ __ ] since one did I do that don't you get behind the pulp the pope is the one who Gets behind you it's your turn oh he's not into that what's this this is one of the at the video the the presidential daily affirmations one yeah so your editor gave me a bunch of gifts to give you um okay because he said like this is a funny thing yeah so it's Donald Trump and because people think you're Republican and right that's funny does see it's my inner beauty that's pretty good you believe in that you're gonna put some [ __ ] crystals in the next box some moldavite don't don't fall 10 don't fold him you're the one that fold no no [Music] so that's forza's TTS this isn't just text-to-speech though no it's a bad case it's a bad it's a bad gift he was forced to say that let me ring him up stop it I'm feeling a spark thanks to this gift I feel like I can do it uh-huh George not found is better than you'll ever be stop [Music] ped [Music] I have a dentist appointment in the morning to get her this up foreign do you love it [Music] let any fish who meets my gaze learn the true meaning of fear for I am the harbinger of God the bane of creatures my rod is true when I'm waving as I cast into the Aquatic of this a man that's going to buy this uncaring Earth falling solace in the sea dude I feel like I'm reading Star Wars absolute soup just change wait this is better for sure like this yeah right here do you have another gift for me ah yeah man Paul you probiotic yes so I thought to myself that hey my friend's retiring and what better way to retire than to be healthy in the tire no doing with me the puberty thank you we could care it gets good I enjoyed that was that not bad that's all your vitamins for the day perfect Douglas fudge this is fudge from New Jersey from a very famous place oh it's from New Jersey respect me is there a banana in there not at all you gave me a [ __ ] banana bro in this box you put a [ __ ] banana in here no you're getting aggressive please I have tenure at least try the fudge this is a non-fudgeable token I don't want to eat the banana awesome this is for you oh oh oh oh I got your fortune cookie oh Golden Bowl fortune cookie let's hope it doesn't say You're Gonna retire today we try to hit like a 10 minute Mark or something like what are you doing the cookies said you really crack me up this is a joke this isn't a [ __ ] fortune how about another Fortune lucky numbers ten no nine no eight no seven six does it just count down 35 oh that was it [Music] nothing [ __ ] in it [Music] oh no all right this is my last gift I have yo Big Ben thank you so much for watching if you want to keep watching me and Miss Kim [ __ ] around and do dumb [ __ ] then there's another episode out for you on the otk channel so just click there keep watching thank you guys so much this has been a long time coming uh I'm so happy to finally have some shows out and uh thanks

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Length: 9min 49sec (589 seconds)

Published: Sat Sep 18 2021